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>>201304898>late night thread splittinga /cum/ classic
>>201304898Soon...
>>201304898>>201304921>>201306697feed me attention and inflate my ego
constantly having to state your superiority hits differently when its done out of spite compared to just being there and actually being the best
>>201306862@ me next time, sis
>>201306865are you Chinese? i didnt mean to scare you with my sprinting towards you
yeah i'm narcissistic. and what?
guys I just fucking farted...?
eating paper
noisnot
janny
erm janny there is someone here i dont like seeing posting and i cant downvote his posts soooo plz remove this person from my 4chan please i dont like seeing his posts and i cant downvote so please and thank you
why
breakfast: tube of Pringles and an energy drink. i might need to pour out some dip either now or later for my Pringles to get some or add some salt because they are reduced in salt
Burritos, freedom, and snow. We got it all figured out over here. We're the real european union if you really think about it for like a second.
>>201307044OH/MI?
>>201307053I meant CUM
>>201307063it doesnt snow in a lot of states
>>201307076Yeah but you can go there, and I think snows in most
I don't believe in owls.
>>201307095go where?
first game was close real estate, you're a real tough customer
>>201307105The owls are not as they seem
Also I was inferring that was Canada's contribution as a backsided compliment
>>201306703She was the only one to guess “bush”
>>201307105there's a really loud hoot owl that likes to sit near my window at night and hooti think he's my familiar
>>201307116>>201307127It's a psyop
>>201307110Canada, they'll let anyone in. Don't you got some tooth to brush the tea off?
The owls need to step up their game and poach some of these rats that run around outside my window at night.
sometimes i make posts just to right click them and seach on copilot. it sorts of involves all of you :) is fun
>>201307178>mn is logging all your posts into the Microsoft AI tracking databasesgrim
>>201307197seems you had a little bit of schizophrenia in that post
/ksg/ must creaming their pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrjxa57ong
>>201307152lure in some stray cats by feeding them
steak sandwiches dipped in gravy (steak gravy) p:
i made smoked habanero burgers
>>201307259That sounds delicious
pork pies, but the marzipan is replaced with melted Hariibos and the pork is covered in melted chocolate and crumbled biscuit, deep frield
i had a dream about setting up an owl statue on my altar. i wonder if santa muerte is asking me to put that on her altar.
why are so many gingers communists?
Israel is something like my ideal state
>>201307284i had a dream about a dead rat and i couldnt bring it back to life :(((
>>201307291how did you come to make that connection
hi
>>201307231I revisited that game a couple years ago. It holds up. Didn’t realize there hadn’t been a steam release
Canadians say like: "its too hot im sweating :("
>>201307291Lower pain tolerance
>>201307306I used to be a socialist and there were a shit ton of gingers in the ranks, also just watching protest videos you see a disproportionate number
>>201307348I heard it’s the opposite and gingers have a much higher pain tolerance than most. also something to do with anaesthesia?
yeah they sometimes need moaw someone on YouTube said it also ^.^
>>201307365>gingers don’t mind getting fucked over and starved and tortured under communism because they have higher pain toleranceLOL
>>201307365It’s lower pain tolerance for trauma, higher tolerance for punctures or something like that. Might have it backwards but too lazy to look up. Ginger’s require more anaesthesia than gen pop.
>>201307364maybe there's some underground ginger meetings where they scheme on stuff that we aren't privy to>>201307323hello how are you
i cant believe im clown badthe clussy meme has awakened something outside of me...
i dont care to get involved in it but i do care about MACDONALDS! so if theres a link between the people who didnt/die from the vaxx and those that ate the not MACDONALDS! impossibleburger with a billion times more estrogen in it would be interesting
>>201307396I’m the exact opposite. I can take blunt trauma like it’s nothing, but really can’t stand minor cuts, needles, etc
Whenever I see the word ginger my mind subconsciously rearranges it into n*gger. This might explain why we didn't like the Irish for a while.
>>201307323hows it going
nooo Canada
>>201307424lmao
>>201307443i thought it was the other way around
>>201307439Whatever, point is I think that it has to do with gingers’ particular sensitivities to pain.
>>201307466>WhateverRude!
>>201307291it's simple. white people in general are soy. gingers tend to be the most soy of all whites.
>>201307291They're less physically capable, which turns them into seething betas. Like Prince Harry.
>>201307464Huge if true.
Canadian cat cafe
i feel nauseous maybe i shouldn't have drank a quarter of the bottle of the codeine
>>201307298my cat also put a dead mouse in front of me.i think this is another synchronicity from santa muerte.dead mouse = death energy.i've noticed lots of death symbolism in my life.
>>201307464>>201307491It’s kind of true. Britain tested out colonialism in Ireland with the Ulster Plantations before trying anything overseas. It was the testing ground.
>>201307507How about a can of sardines next time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztNg2MeqriY
>>201307481Shut the fuck up
um... moaw-i mean... how about eating some sardines?
>>201307510Does Santa not have lumps of coal in Mexico
>>201307546santa is spanish for saint.
>>201307529Huh?
Tomorrow i will wageslaveDrink a bunch of beerPlay gamesJerk offGet 6 hours of sleepRepeat the next day
>>201307563Huh?
>>201307522teto
Canada-U.S. relations are the lowest they've been in 200 years, and nobody's talking about it
>>201307567work out 30 minutes
>>201307586what are they gonna do about it
>>201307586Are you saying 1812 will begin again
>>201307584tetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetoteto
teeto
>>201307639
>>201307586I haven't noticed a difference.
200 years ago is between the War of 1812 and proto-Canada tacitly backing the Confederacy during the U.S. civil war
wrapping Canada in a blanket
>>201307675>Kansas City, Missouri>Missouri City, TexasI know technically why they do this, but it’s still ridiculous to me
>>201307682That's why the silence on the issue is so surprising
>>201307687apparently this is fine electroboom on YouTube did it and i think (i dont understand electricity at all!) if you dont bridge between two heating elements then you wont explode it because its grounded. also that you can harness electricity out of the wall with a large conductor (like a copper brick)
>>201307687cheesed to meet you
>>201307618havent you lost every single war you have ever fought against Canada as the US like getting totally rekt as well. got completely BTFO >>201307687and it says ECG >.<
8 hours working from home then it wine time
>>201307728ive been watching a lot of D&D videos on YT from "XP to level 3"
If i date a white girl she has to have a trashy southern name
im too warmsomeone made a fire in the woods and trees all caught fire
>>201307774amberlynnrayleighmercedes
Hate my social retardation
people living in windsor, ontario are surrounded by us
>>201307823are you from IL?
>>201307774Go to the dirty south and find any white girl who wears pajamas outside with a boyfriend on deployment
Pajamas is one of my favorite looks for women Love seeing them comfy
>>201307774My least favorite is "Nevaeh"
https://youtu.be/pGqZL-2qDeE
>>201306853Hello I love u bby show bobs
>>201307801Mercedes Cristal Aspirationson <3
The Ontario Peninsula is a BCC penetrating into the USA
Raep raep raep
>>201307877VGH, Toronto, London
>>201307710need a copper brick to charge my phone remotely
>>201307864I hate backwards names. It’s schizo retard shit
>>201307844I already noticed one at tractor supply and I think she's my ex's cousin kek
>>201307862based
>>201307886you need a twisty one for that
>>201307877Does that make the Rust Belt into America’s rectum
I've become very afraid of my roommate
>tractor supplythis mfer lives in kansas growing genetically modified corn
>>201307909Why?
>>201307844cookie monster pajamas, oversized graphic t shirt, smells like marlboro reds, meth optional. hanging outside of a dollar general
>>201307909what did they do
>>201307909
I wish I wasn't always 2 steps away from a panic attack
>>201307924What do they do when hanging out outside dollar general
>>201307957https://youtu.be/pGqZL-2qDeE
>>201307956A roommate isn’t a guest in your home if it’s also their home, dingus
>>201307960smoking cigarettes and talking on speakerphone loudly about their baby daddy being a deadbeat>>201307957it does suck being in a precarious position like that, where just one or two small things can happen and completely crash your mental state. i know how you feel
>>201307956good advice for canaanites
>>201307877the shit streak of canada
L O N D O N ONDON
>>201308010Can you knock them up as a deadbeat from the start, or do you have to spring it on them after?
>>201308014I'm not sure, but doesn't the majority of your population live in that shit streak?
im an empath
new scotland ><
women wear PJs outside here too so sad
I prefer sleeping naked, so I will never be the kind of slob who goes out in pyjamas, and can freely look down on such plebs
>>201308079
>>201308062if you've got a place to stay, and a functioning vehicle and some form of employment that's usually good enoughyou have to understand that their idea of a fancy dinner is like, going to applebee's and getting sloshed on 1$ margaritas. it's pretty sad, but they seem to have a lot of fun despite their problems, happier than me for sure.
where is Mexico? or his "CUMMERS GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!" post?
Brian is a pedo
>>201308198disgusting
>A 2,492-carat diamond, the largest found in over a century, was discovered at Botswana's Karowe Mine.
He's some sort of psychopath, I'll feel better when he's dead
if i had a kid (boy) i would raise him in a nudist household. but i wouldn't molest him. that would be wrong.
i saved a beetle that had been attacked by a dog that had broke its wings, and kept it for a few days, until i noticed little red bugs crawling in and out of its shell. i figured it wasn't gonna get any better and it was probably better off dead than crippled and infested with parasites, so i smashed it with a rock
Might jerk off to lesbian porn.What is your opinion on this?
the cost of surrogacy is like the one thing making me hesitate having kids.adoption is also expensive and if i'm paying money, i may as well get a biological kid and go with surrogacy.
>>201308215that would look amazing if they actually cut and polished it >>201308245i guess it's the thought that counts, even if you couldn't save him in the end. poor fella
sucking a girl's penis isn't gay and i'm tired of pretending it is
>>201308279I am suspicious that lesbian porn is a major cause of AGP, due to the male coomer self-inserting as lesbian women
>>201308279i've never watched it. i watch gay porn 90% of the time and straight porn 10% of the time but i just focus on the guy and not the girl.
>>201308115Had to go to the store at 6am and was surprised to see some many older women in pjs.
>>201308286why are you looking into a surrogacy if you don't mind me asking? do you have issues with fertility?
>>201308298i could see myself impregnating a FtM trans man as long as he's hairy and passes.i'd much rather have a kid that wah but where would you find a FtM who would let you impregnant him and then give you the child after it's birthed?i could just be evil and rape one. and then use black magick to win custody in court to get the kid.but then it's also a gamble because you don't know if you'll get a boy or a girl.
>>201308327homosexual can't have kids. unless you count trans men.
Disgusting topic of conversation
>>201308361yeah
>>201308338>wahway*
>>201308361
just watched some influencers from my home country speak in an american accent using our slang, memes and mannerisms. its unironically so over for us
>>201308300I self insert as the woman only in that I imagine eating the pussy or getting my face sat on. And it's not some gross dude doing it so I can actually jerk off to it. It's simple really
>>201308279stop jerking off to porn and save up your cum for a girl who will fuck you irl
>>201308383this is really commonit's why men predominantly like yuri , and women yaoi
>>201308338Have you ever been checked out for schizophrenia, or other psychosis-related issues?
My daughters
>>201308402>cum for a girl who will fuck you irlThis doesn't happen to me. I watch porn, feel good while watching it, cum, then feel empty because there is no girl to cuddle with after.I'd date an asexual girl even if she just let me cuddle with her, it's all I want, I just want to be wanted romantically
>>201308481love the matching gangster spongebob shirts
my boyfriend has a med phenotype and i have an anglo phenotype.how cool would it be if we could just swish our semen around together and get a biological kid with surrogacy that looks like a mix of both of us.
Me quedé dormido después de regresar de la universidad y me apenas desperté como a las 7, estoy cenando pan dulce, café y un porrito.¿Y ustedes como están /cum/?
>>201308498
>>201308438i am mentally stable + i don't trust allopathic doctors
>>201308518based. everyone hates faggots
>>201308522si
>>201308518when i went to that gym locker room, there was a guy there with his kid. but he was wearing shorts.when he saw me walking butt ass naked to the shower, he removed his shorts afterward and got naked too.the power of social influence.
>>201304898kneel
>>201308555some other group is just gonna add an even bigger dude until it gets to be like a cosmic scale
>>201308530most straight men are at least a 1 or a 2 on the kinsey scale
>>201308504>gay fantasizing about if gay shit worked like normal sexJust have normal sex?
>>201308570Anything after 0 is gay
Kinsey was a pedophile
>>201308579like i said, i would impregnant a trans man's pussy if he could let me
Kinsey was a transphobe
I want to tell my therapist that I will become suicidal if I don't find a wife within 10 years, but I don't want her to think that I'm suicidal right now, because I'm not.What do you think?
Kinsey would make observations from his patients that raped kids to validate pedophilia
where on the kinsey scale is sucking a beautiful transwoman's cock? 0 methinks.
Why do you guys keep giving Brian attention?I don't understand. Please answer.
Oh Brian is still ruining the threads Bye
I don't often think about how there are true sociopaths inhabiting the same world as me
keep feeding me attention.validate my existence.
>>201308609Couldn’t you just frame it in such a way that it doesn’t trigger her legal obligations as a mandatory reporter?
>>201308609i would try to avoid the s word if possiblegenerally, they can't commit you or break confidentiality if you say that the suicidal thoughts are passive, and you don't plan to act on them. but every therapist is different so i don't want to make a broad statement that you would be 100% okay doing that.
>>201308609if you're miserable single you'll be miserable taken.you just need a boyfriend though. boys are better especially for cuddling.
>>201308685they are adorable, what are they?
>>201308707Tasmanian Devils
goodnight and sweet dreams
Why are gays so pedophilc?
white people keep rodents as pets
>>201308715oh he's a marsupial i love those guys>>201308724good night
>>201308733Because they were abused as children and fetishize their trauma to cope with it
>>201308733there were several times throughout my childhood where i've fantasized about being with adult men.i believe it's just natural tendencies.when i was like 7 or 8, i stumbled upon adam4adam (which is like the OG gay dating/hookup website) and tried to meet up with guys on there.
>>201308733because they became gay by getting molested as a child
>>201308625they can't have boners yet at that age, it is simply shaping them up and doesn't make them sexual till puberty
>>201308568that would be hilarious
>>201308678>>201308689Maybe I'll say "I'm worried that I won't be able to handle it if I don't find a wife" or something like that, and talk about how I will be complete devastated.>>201308704I hate when people say this. I have EVERYTHING in life that I could possibly want (short of being rich) except for a girlfriend. Everyone always tells me how nice I am but I want to be called cute and handsome. Being nice hasn't gotten me far enough. And I'm afraid I will turn bitter.You can call me a pussy but I'm tearing up when writing this post, that's how much this affects me
>>201308737rats are cute
>>201308780i had boners at 8 years old. i just couldn't ejaculate yet.
>>201308806so what's stopping you from getting one
>>201308724gn pepsidawg
>>201308811
>Original Fallout co-creator Tim Cain says 'Critique of capitalism was never the point' of the games and if anything they're about how 'war is inevitable given basic human nature'.lmao red.dittards on suicide watch
capitalism doesn't work
>>201308806framing it like that would probably be for the best, yeah. i'm glad you're self aware enough to prevent yourself from being bitter, that's really important to not be emotionally distant and bottle everything up. you aren't a pansy, you are allowed to feel feelings, don't let anyone ever convince you otherwise.your goals are really noble and it makes me sad that you haven't found someone to connect and share your life and feelings with yet. you absolutely deserve it, and what you're asking for isn't too much to ask. it tears me up hearing a man say that he just wants someone to cuddle with, and not the usual "sexsexfucking" horny stuff. i know im yapping but i wish you the absolute best and i really really hope that you don't have to wait a decade to find what you're after
>>201308939Isn't most of the capitalism talk over the show and New Vegas, not the original 2 games?
>>201308898:/
>>201308806If you have a problem with being perceived as nice, but not desirable, you may want to look into exploring your Jungian shadow. There is a time and a place for niceties, but other times it can get in the way. Desirability can often be tied to traits that are decidedly not nice, like power, or even being able to induce fear. That’s not to say you should flip a switch to become an autismo tyrant and scare the hoes, but being too innocent and nice can be a turn-off. Even outside the realm of love, it can cause problems at times; acting as an invitation for more exploitative or sociopathic types to walk all over you.
black people like to stand around outside of amazon package lockers and i don't like it
>>201308998Don't reply to that stuff bro
>>201308980your MEDIA LITERACY grade: F-
Guys Im hitting it off with a Mexican girl with a tattoo sleeve and a tooth gap. She's nice to me.
this nigga Amazon ordered a full roast chicken meal
>>201309011Never watched the show and I don't think never eill
>>201309016lord of the gaaaaaaame
>>201309020i need bigger glass tupperware for my meal preps
>>201309033LOL
>>201309051just order 2 of them
Amazon(TM) coleslaw
>>201309003the kind of woman he's looking for hate these kind of games in the same way that men hate dealing with a woman who plays hard to get being an emotionally distant meathead is only attractive to the stupid vapid, and shallow
Laughing Out Loud
>>201309083I have the opposite problem where I smile irl and people always thinking I'm talking to a girl
>>201309029I probably won't either seemed stupid and very cheesy. nobody can make good movies anymore, but yes there was a very stupid plotline where they implied Vault-Tec started the war to make money, which is beyond retarded when you consider it for 5seconds.
black Nigel Farageg lookin mf baby
>>201308860Shyness, below average height, iffy face.>>201308978Thank you it means a lot. I doompost but I honestly would be surprised if I don't end up with a lover. The wait just hurts.>>201309003I'll have to read more about this, but I really really am not capable of being mean, or pretending to be someone else. Not to say that I don't have assholish tendencies occasionally (selfishness, irritability, being short with my mom when she asks me too many questions), but I really don't want to change any aspect of my personality, and am likely incapable of it.
we see that life is an evil and yet continue to live. that is evidently stupid
>>201309130you have access to guns coward go join the army
>>201309130The gnostics believed this and Plotinus told them they knew it was bullshit or they'd all kill themselves
Farting a lot today.
>>201309163mmmyess, yummy
>>201309154>people act according to logic and not base instinct and emotion
>>201309130Why are you here then?
>>201309154and they didnt even have access to guns
>>201309186>I'm a slave to my instincts Animal tier
>>201309219humans are just self-aware animals
do most women prefer men to have facial hair or have them be clean shaven
>>201309230Na I enjoy life and contemplate objective purpose and meaning So do you, you just choose to not embrace it
>>201309154an effective eristic, doesn't really reconcile anything. we have a will to live that is difficult to overcome, we have a lot of bad impulsions that are difficult to overcome
barely anyone here has read the art of war by Sun Tzu
A fine morning.
>>201309268You think everyone is capable of living a meaningful life, and anyone who fails to find meaning is doing so on purpose?
>>201309117I’m not advising that you should be mean or insincere. A lot of it really relates to perceptions, or the subtexts of being niceties. One can be nice, but there’s a difference between high status magnanimity and low status pleading, for instance. A tame wolf vs an innocent rabbit. Are you creating the impression that you’re being nice because you want to, or because you have to?
>>201309267depends on the man and his style, it's just a personal taste thing anyway
>>201309312No, I think extremely few people fail to find meaning, and when they do fail to find meaning we call them insane If I ask if you want to be punched in the face and you say no, isn't the objectively correct meaning that you do not want to be punched in the face? Therefore objective meaning does exist, and must exist outside of us as we did not invent this objectivity just at that moment When people say "there is no meaning" they are deliberately turning away from it. There is meaning, you just need to look for it. I can help you.
Am I the first mex flag on this thread?
>>201309318>Are you creating the impression that you’re being nice because you want to, or because you have to?I have no idea. This is too deep for me. I'm timid and have social anxiety so I feel like I'm walking on eggshells whenever I talk to someone who I don't know well, so I guess both. I can't change that about me.
>>201309267>all women are the same*le sigh* 4chuds will truly never grow up and treat women with the respect they deserve. Females are people too.
another thing that i have noticed is that without ads (if i leave the video on to load up the title in shorts for example), then i dont or wouldnt see a lot of black people. if it was ad-free, i mean. if it was just my own videos then i wouldnt see black people at all so long as i stayed on YouTube (not 4chan, other websites with video ads, imageboards, reddit, discords, .gifs, the news, or the windows 11 panel of news stories by going to the bottom left of the screen)
>>201309381Nope!
>armchair philosophy>therapy attentionwhore>slow as fuckyup time for bedsmell ya later losers
>>201309383i know it's a cliche, but just be yourself. pretending to be something you're not won't do you any favors when it comes to soothing your social anxiety.
>>201309421why are you smelling the people in the threadbut good night
>>201309441Yeah I know. Being myself has gotten me far in many other ways.But I don't want to doompost anymore. Thank you for listening.
>>201309462What would you do if you got raped?
When I hear of something that causes me to feel good and shortens my lifespan, I feel drawn to it
>>201309536Rape them back
>>201309607Hedonist The candle that burns twice as bright
>>201309580what the hell did he eat a beach towel >>201309607same, but in moderation of course
Don't look at me!!
*averts my eyes*
>>201309652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUY5eNwu8S8
>>201309697LOLtfw see your face in the loading screen
>>201309580squid games snake
When you think about it, the letter "C" really shouldn't exist.
>>201309745Explain?
>>201309758not him but s and k can kind of do the job of a c in most cases
>>201309758KSWhat do you need C for? I guess there is the "tch" sound but that always requires an H. It could just be TSH.
I cannot relate to fat people. Like how do they even have the appetite to eat thousands of calories of food a day and maintain their fatness?
>>201309790It's mental illness. They are addicted to food. It's a very difficult addiction to kick because you still have to eat food everyday.
>>201309812I guess I can't relate because whenever I eat more than usual I get nauseous and feel bloated and shitty so I can't imagine myself putting my body through that for enough time for me to maintain a fat bodyweight
>>201309790in the same way some people smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol to cope with life, food is their vice. and not even just food, a lot of people drink most of their calories from soda and iced coffees and stuff. it's just how they get their dopamine
https://youtu.be/7rWGv8f2B2Y?si=jmRIj8lgv6N6Ha1WI love the ballerina move at 2:38
>>201309862Many (but not all) of them have been overweight since childhood because of bad parenting. Imagine how hard it would be to eat less when you've been eating too much your entire life.But for the people that balloon to 600 pounds after being relatively normal, I agree with you, I don't understand. I think they just do feel like shit but don't care because they love food too much
>>201309788English should have single letters representing ch and sh instead of using digraphs
im gonna learn to make a webm so i can start posting them
>>201309926Now this is a good idea!Who can we contact to present our proposals? Is there a committee that can act to change this?
>>201309943Good job anon I'm excited to see your webms
>>201309943I never learned, I just steal mine from other boards. The only times I've made webms 4chan rejects them saying something is wrong with the file.
>>201309944Establish an English equivalent to the Académie Françaisehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_Fran%C3%A7aise
>>201309943>>201309985You have to go into the advanced settings, and make sure you set the video codec to VP8 (the only one allowed on 4chan), and not VP9 (the usual default). Also, if it’s not obvious, make sure you’re within file size limits, and you set it to have no audio if you intend to post it to a no sound allowed board. It can all be done pretty easily online on sites like cloudconvert
I'm going to bed early, goodnight all
ok this is hard but i won't give up so easy
>>201310187good night
Good morning
Crazy person screaming outside my house At least he sounds far. Hopefully he doesn't come closer
>>201310225Are you in the city?
>>201310252Suburb
>>201310282That makes it scarier honestly. I think it would be reasonable to alert the police of the disturbance, if he comes closer.
>>201310336It stopped about 5 minutes ago. Police don't do anything
haha
>>201310376What's so funny
>>201310187>>201310214goodnight
>>201310391i made the webm and it wasn't even that harddoes anyone else wanna make the new i can do it
>>201310341>cinnamoroll can flap his ears like wings AND use them like a helicopter roterIncredible!
>>201310414You make it, I love when you make the new threads
>>201310437>>201310437>>201310437
Almost finished dl'ing a 79 gig ultra 4K HD copy of Akira onto my new 2TB hard drive.
>>201310419is there anything he can't do