They call me "The Wolf"

Why are you awake it’s 4:33 am

>>201310501
it's only 3 and im learning to make webms but i am going to sleep very soon

>>201310501
It's 1:34 AM in caleefornya

>>201310520
Have a good rest, I hope you're receiving enough hours of sleep. It's important

>>201310419
It’s called a
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiltrotor

>>201310554
Shut the fuck up

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This is what perfection looks like.

Akira at 99.1%

>>201310592
Why are you being mean?

>>201310593
The Chesapeake seems cool, but Maryland’s borders are insane

>>201310632
It makes him feel powerful

There is only one time zone that matters and that timezone is PST (Vancouver time).

>>201310638
I mean it's just defined by the Bay and the Potomac river so it's not that crazy really. But we need to annex Delaware and southeast Pennsylvania

are there more sick people in the UK than there are of you employed? seems like a work issue
i say this because there is never a waiting list for the benefits claimant appointents! ha ha ha!

>>201310691

>>201310699
Can that be us

>>201310699
I don't understand sanrio. Is the whole show just random chaos like this? Or are there episodes with little cutesy plots?

>>201310554
i'm doing fine on sleep, if anything i sleep too much
but im off, goodnight

Akira is finished!!

>>201310699
wow it would be strange if the one thing was that one aspect of the video
which really didnt mean or have much, with everything them Japanese do as well. weird spinster

>>201310667
How come the Virginia tip of the Delmarva isn’t annexed on the VGH fantasy map

Coulda been da president

drank a bunch of gin and pissed in this bottle. just waiting for something to happen

>>201310728
it's multimedia, there's manga, anime and music. there's no big overarching plot or storyline really, just whatever story is in that specific piece of media
but goodnight

>>201310776
That's a good question. Check this out:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Maryland

its heavy, sucked in air, and went psbbbt when i burped it. and it smells like cookie crisp cereal (maybe because it had milk in it?) i cant remember what the gin mixer was

>>201310843
The Canadian version of that in Sierra Leone:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova_Scotian_Settlers

going to mix it with some acid. probably like sulphuric acid if not (outside) hydrochloric, to see if milk fat proteins come off

>>201310996
Interesting, we were never taught that some of our slaves sought refuge with British in the revolutionary war

going to mix it with sulphuric acid and hopefully it will catch fire or something based but manageable

Who would win goku or monkey d luffy?

don't mind if i die in my sleep tonight

>>201311503
:(

beppy

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beppy drink my piss in what country? flag

I suffer in ruzzia. Please help.

>>201311776
no >:D

>>201311776
Best I can do is a pack of Marlboro Reds, a 6 pack of Bud Light and a 20$ bill.

>>201311776
I need your women. That would be enough.

>>201311477
goku. luffy is 1) retarded 2) weak to seawater 3) can't fly like goku 4) can't blow up the moon like goku 5) only has stretching his rubber body as a signature move

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I think my cat is developing stud tail. She's 13 years old.

>>201311776
Run away to Georgia before monke changes the enlistment rules

a bit bored with Pringles now so im going to eat a pizza today instead of being hungry all the time :)
but one of those cheap £2 pizzas, so ill eat two of them actually

>>201312057
time to throw it away and get a new one

*boops your nose* haha!

I'm gonna reheat some 'za

>>201312266
yummeh

going to shave my facial hair off, hopefully it will grow back better

way more car accidents than nuclear power plant accidents................. ...ban cars ...............

the school carrings arent really ever covered much....... big car......

Sorry for the dead thread /brit/bro

>>201312674
:(

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https://youtu.be/UF3nCyE8SYU

linus from LTT is ginger now

beppy

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AMONGUS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZKjjNl3kgE

Flirted with two black girls tonight
One just moved into her dorm at uni and the other was working at taco bell and she offered me a free drink while we talked
They were both very pretty

OPUS AMONGUS

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This is Potentilla robbinsiana, it's a plant that is only found exclusively in the white mountain region of New Hampshire

Say something nice about it

oh, you have "controversial" or "not normal" opinions about sex and biology? lets talk about your sex life for a bit
>iiiim aa vivirgin

Finished my 'za. It was gross and now I feel gross

im a virgin and heres why the female orgasm never existed (mom told me)

>>201313455
I have those and I've had sex many times

yeah? well *pushses up glasses* female cum isnt even real - its just lube ... so there

be right back gonna buy some pizza

Yep. It's beddy bye time

I have to applaud /cum/ for being very mindful and very demure tonight

>>201313845
why

>>201313883
Because??

beppy quiet

>>201310593
Eating Delaware and Philly, but not taking the peninsula from Virginia?

Eating iced cream and drinking a gingy ale

Had a dream I was in bed with a skinny Latina girl that ended up leaving because I was joking around too much. I miss her bros

>>201315155
She's over here and she's never coming back

just watched kamalas speech, USA chant is so kino. makes me proud to be american

beppyware

Do you like classic anime intros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQoZRNU5RTg

>>201315348
beppy bepper

>>201315348
Yeah, here's my favorite
https://youtu.be/g5zPu_Ij2ng

100% BEP

>>201315155
Cope, you're dying alone just like me

I'm just a bill.
Yes, I'm only a bill.
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.

>>201315695
youre a beppy really
just a beppy

Don't reply to mousenonce

bep py

How about I fucking kill you mousenonce

beppy

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>>201315947
leave him alone :c

BEP! 2024

beppys

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meep

saw a video for you mouse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K8SUnnMd5w

https://youtu.be/tY9eYLWjb9k

Had a dream I went to a brothel and was incredibly disappointed at what naked women look like in real life. One randomly started sucking my dick and I got scared I got an STD

Every spammer this general has ever had was gay without exception

maybe they all come from one person, or your perception is skewed?

or maybe its BEPPY

There's no scraps in my scrapbook

beppy

beppy

beppy!

What a garbage existence

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JANNY JUST WOKE UP
I REPEAT JANNY HAS WOKEN UP
AND HES ANGRY!!!

All I did was get fucked up all summer and make receptionists uncomfortable

>>201317125
Grow up, alcohol is for children and retards

beppy

I wish someone would just walk behind me and blow my brains out point blank.
And rape my corpse so the forensics think I was desirable

>>201317080
meds

damn this destiny guy is smart as fuck

>>201316064
You're next

beppy

>>201317367
Hey guys check out my Destiny impression iurhfiuwerhiufhweiunasuincjiasnjasndjanscijnweiufbweiufbwjjwndjwendiwendiuwnuiwenuiwnefiuwefnfiunfuiw AND also that's NOT true because wiufwiuefnweiufnuiwenfwenuinjsdnckjsndkjnweiufwefnweiufnwiufnwefnwe Hahahahaah

>mousenonce
>french nigger
>swiss manlet
unsalvageable thread, may as well bring schizojeet and goshpedo into the mix too

>>201317635
I'm positively huge

>>201317658
Post body

beppy

beppy

>>201317367
yeah he is

hello

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>day 2 and already messed it up
need to kms

>>201318053
hi :)

beppy

1 beppy = 1 mad
*looks at the beppy numbers*
wow they sure are mad. this is them every single day i dont stop too beppy. they do it to themselves

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>>201317635
just post this if you wanna throw ratpedo into a meltie

>>201318098
you'll make it anon
i'll make it tomorrow, i promise

beppy

>>201318375
what a sperg kek

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>>201318534
stop trying to defect toby, we know that isn't you

First Boeing does it and now HP, they killed a family over what was ultimately their own CEO's fault.

all i posted was beppy ^.^

Bad women aka whores- will give you sex easily if your game is good and you look decent. Prostitutes aka apparently the "worst" lot of women are actually the best, since they don't lie about what they do.

"Good" aka traditional women- will suck on to you like a parasite, and might flip like a switch if all of a sudden she decides you're not a "good" traditional husband, aka not providing enough.

Hilarious, isn't it?

>>201318712
yeah. it's pretty grim

beppy

>>201318712
>since they don't lie about what they do
But a lot of them DO lie about it
>im not a prostitute I'm an influencer & content creator (don't ask what kind of content)
>I am only doing this for a few years until I save enough money to live and find a husbando
>omg all those times I got paid I was actually raped or something because I don't like it now, give money and send those men to jail!

imagine if scientists could order powdered idk powdered lead chemical and have delivered to him a bag of chemicals

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I have a tale or two to tell you
But the booze just makes me slow
Oh I could rack my brain remembering
But I guess maybe I'll just go
There's a method to my madness
There's a secret to this town
How there's a reason why I'm still livin' here
Though I can't think of it right now
I made a promise when I left for the coast
Twenty long years ago
I made a life out of chasin' a ghost
Twenty years takes its toll, oh
I got along for a while I guess
But it took everything I had
I got to find a way out of this mess
I'm in trouble and it sure looks bad

beppy!

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me as of late

mousenonce do you like dr who?

>>201319184
based unless youre the discuck that dickrides fat

>>201319200
nigga lives in a trailer trying to read chemistry PDFs and schizopost on /int/ all day, he doesn't have time for that.

business idea: dr cum where the doctor studies and collects cum

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>>201319260
it's more of a litmus test but I'm pretty confident

why are you posting the cute nurse boymoding >.<
also shes so cute

https://youtu.be/0-0Z-XG12BI

also that isnt
Lee

what papers can i read to go prepare for the MCAT

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Me? Chaotic neutral

im still here reading all your posts just waiting for a reply to mine rn. also based CIA

>>201318712
if she breaks up with you, at least you know you had a few great years with love and great sex, the loss isn't total, and you can still move on.

My mom's colleague told me about her distant relative who married a jewish girl and had 5 kids. He is catholic. As a result, he became a hardcore trumpster who posts about maga politics and zionism all day long. Even his parents became trump obsessed. Jews are something else man, they have the power to sway christians over to their side effortlessly

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>Miami has rowdy spring breaks for decades
>Joe Biden and Trump give blacks some stimulus payments
>they all go to Miami en masse
>Miami then cancels spring break
Really makes you think

>>201319689

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>>201319760
same

Failed a skill check today when talking to a girl on the bus and started mansplaining something autistic to her. Live and learn.

>>201319689
Most Countries Are Trash

>>201320368
Don't worry, I'm taking good care of her.

im gonna go play tf2

What the heck did I say this time

>>201320414
Both of us know thats a lie man. Cmon.

>>201320286
Some of the most hardcore Zionists are fucking nuts, whether Christian or Jewish. Some support Israel because they think it's the next step towards the coming of the apocalypse and final judgement. Others seem incapable of separating antisemitism from legitimate criticism of the Israeli government, as if they can do nothing wrong.

the piss that i made on gin fizzes when i shake it lol

>>201320557
did you buy any lottery tickets recently?

This is an international board for interacting with foreign users and learning new languages

Repeat after me you North American international board users
Je veux le hamburger et le milkshake au chocolat

about piss

>>201320708
in dantes inferno, in latin, he uses just "e" for "and" :) which is much better

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>>201320708
janny deletes your thread if you post any of that, it's a race-baiting board now

>>201320681
No.
Most I won was 50 bucks on a scratching ticket. Just to burn it all immediately on more gambling.

>>201320708
Ok then post something in French for once

Honhonhon camembert tour eiffel baguette vin rouge croissant honhonhon

>>201320897
Ah comme on s'est aimé
Pour la première fois dans tes deux bras fermés
J'étais heureux à mourir de joie

I remember this one absolute qt southerner who was on a student visa at my uni.
She always messed up the genders when using adjectives.
Melted my Heart

Sorry I just dont have friends to hang out with
fucking off

>>201321245
:(

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My neighborhood looks like this

>>201321391
wow its hard to not be a homosexual when you live like that

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TASTE ME WHEN HE'S KISSING YOU

>>201319689

>>201321192
for me it was emmener vs amener vs mener etc

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>>201321538
I'm not gay!

>>201322120
women don't have hobbies

>>201322120
Being a bit of a queer I can kind of understand half of these. Online trolling is only unattractive if it's making random people upset though.

uh oh stinky

>>201322120
I do all of those except for magic and taxidermy

once again it is turning into a nonsensical competition

>>201322359
Brig a faggot doesn't make you a woman

The only reason Powell was refusing to cut interests rates is because he wants a Trump victory. The Fed has gotten out of control and acts like an unaccountable government onto itself when it should be under the direct control of the president.

>NOOO! If you let economic policy in anyway be affected by the outcome of elections, then we're just gonna get a bunch of politicians who're gonna prioritize minimizing unemployment over preventing us from retaliating against low unemployment by hiking prices on everything! Economic policy needs to be insulated from politics so that it's completely under the control of the wealthy and of major creditors.

>>201322120
This is basically "whatever men I find attractive do in popular media I consume"

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>>201311962
If you had a son with a Russian woman, your son would be Viktor Tsoi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Tsoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEJOAsQX2w

>>201322280
I know so many women that have 0 hobbies, most of them are married with children.

>>201323097
if you ask them they will say "travelling, eating in restaurants, netflix". None of those are hobbies.

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my hobby is cumming in a cumming cummer's cummy cum

>>201322120
based birdbwatching bros

>>201323254
your hobby is saving the thumbnail

>>201323254
dis nigga saved a thumbnail
oh my dayssssssssssssss blud

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>>201323280
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>201322743
I know. But we both like men.

grim state buds

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Me showing how much I love my /cum/ bros (you’re all Indian)

>>201323150
Crazy how often people think consuming something is a hobby

>>201323514
where's his heart? and what's wrong with his mouth?

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>>201323514
Ok

>>201323587
His heart is full of his friends, Rama and Sita. He’s monkey

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>>201323514
its funny how much 'tards online yearn for paganism yet the one surviving Indo-European paganism is a completely unrespected dirty disgusting religion that still practices shit rituals and occasionally human sacrifice

>>201323652
>0.3% North African
Moor, White status revoked

>>201323747
have you considered the fact that european paganism is not the same as retarded pajeet paganism

>>201313911
i caused this
>>201322054
haha
>>201322054

>>201323747
The religious traditions of the Indian subcontinent are many. Be intellectually honest, now. There are perhaps thousands of distinct belief systems which we erroneously categorize under the umbrella of Hinduism.

In any case, you’re Indian, you should know this.

I love 2D so much

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>neo-pagans ITT don't understand Proto-Indo-European mythology
Many such cases

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I'm makin pussy niggas push the panic button.

>>201324131
what about beppy niggas

I feel an intense hatred of all neo-Pagans and anyone belonging to a "new" religion like Mormonism or Jehovah's Witnesses
The only legitimate religion founded in the several centuries is Bahaism

beppy button

>>201323805
dark dark brown hands typed this post

>>201324279
it was a joke Moorbro, relax

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>>201324279
LMFAO

>>201324131
I am also picrel poster

>>201324322
i know. but you're still very very brown

fighting the urge to coom

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Not white and proud of it

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>>201324247
based, Wiccans also deserve more hate

>>201324408
Don't. È megghio pe vuje e pe nuje
The ancients believed that semen was a powerful substance. Ask Ra and Set

>>201324444
I will respect a legitimate raving lunatic devil worshipper who sacrifices humans to satan more than I'll ever respect a "witch"

Ever since cutting sugar and salt from my diet, food tastes a lot better. More...natural

>>201324530
That or that "Church of Satan" that's a bunch of fat atheists building statues of Baphomet to own le fundies

>>201324419
Show us the Ashkenazi admixture

>>201324567
How can they be atheists is they're using Christian iconography to make their arguments. A Satanist would have to believe in God, because God and the devil are intertwined and one can't really exist without the other

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>>201324419
Who /muttoid/ here?

>>201324672
Because nobody in the Church of Satan is actually religious and legitimately believes in Satan
It's a bunch of atheists trying to abuse religious designation, like when the redditors used to claim to worship the flying spaghetti monster

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>>201324606
>>201324751
I’m racemixed beyond recognition

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>>201324363
Yes, I am also a BLACK moor just like you. Mein bruder!

>>201324913
>>201324869
>>201324751
>not a single pure Englishman
Why are there so many swarthy subhumans in /cum/?

I kinda want to play bioshock 2 again

>>201324751
>2 clearly identifiable countries
I was disappointed upon opening this image. I was expecting something really meme worthy

>>201324969
Not a single pre civil war american
Just a bunch of UnitedStatesians

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>>201324969
>BASED and Anglo-pilled spirit of Lovecraft lives on
Best I can do is Protestant Scottish Chuddery

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>>201323514
I have 0% DNA from the subcontinent; still, I like the story of the Ramayana.
https://youtu.be/AETFvQonfV8?si=WmL1YwVR45NNYAYm

I usually don't do youtube comments but I accidentally got a pointless online argument over some stupid shit again. Why are people from Boston so cringe though? This dude trying to talk to me is lame as hell and it's like my third time getting into an argument with someone that ends up being from Boston. Something about that dirtyass city and it's rat residents.

Time for shower, shave, and then I go feed the lizards and turtles

>>201325142
The worst part is that you're a H*ghlander Celt and not a based Lowland Angloid

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Good morning /cum/friends!

>>201325200
>Why are people from Boston so cringe though?
https://youtu.be/3TOkYsRZdYk

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Let me go
I don't wanna be your hero
I don't wanna be a big man
Just wanna fight with everyone else
Your masquerade
I don't wanna be a part of your parade
Everyone deserves a chance to
Walk with everyone else

>>201325158
This guy gets it

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>>201325256
>North East and Orkney/Shetland
>Highlands
The Norway part would seem to indicate a Viking rapebabby instead sadly

>>201325378
The vikings settled the highlands and were absorbed into the local genepool as shown by your existence thougbeit

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I'm really enjoying this Mobile pinball game. It helps the time pass quickly at work

>>201325378
whats your haplogroup

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Viva Philistinas of “America”

>>201324913
>>201324869
>>201324751
which ancestry service is that?

>>201325559
looks like ancestrydna

>>201325425
Im not arguing that point but unfortunately I am not a based retard highlander but an irrelevant Islander

>>201325519
I1, which would also indicate I am the Viking meme. This wasn't my opinion either the test indicated I was I1 and not an R1b chad.

>>201325626
But you're from Northeast Scotland not Orkney and the Shetlands, says it right there
You're from Moray

>>201325683
I’m n1c while being a Slav
We’re both non-Yamnaya subhumans

>>201325559
for me, Ancestry

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dont wanna live

>23andme
Giving your DNA to the Hebrew
>Ancestry
Giving your DNA to the Mormon

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oh yeah, nothing like a friday WFH, a chilly morning, a good coffee with my /cum/mies.

what are your plans for the weekend, /cum/?

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My ancestry thing says my family origins are in these areas of England/Ireland.
I’m sure they’re all wonderful places.

>>201325699
It literally says Northeast Scotland & Orkney and the Shetlands thoughbeit

>>201325780
>Giving your DNA to the Mormon
Based

>>201325819
I think I’m going to get really into jacking off

>>201325780
The Mormons can be trusted

>>201325849
Because the category is Northeast Scotland & Orkney and the Shetlands due to people from Northeast Scotland settling the Shetlands and Orkney
The subcategory shows which part of Northeast Scotland & Orkney and the Shetlands you're from, which is Caithness and Sutherland (Moray) in this case
If you were from Orkney or the Shetlands, it would show up

>>201325301
This isn't true. Today they're brown and the guy I'm arguing with is a jew.

>>201325864
>>201325883
Mormons believe that all bread other than whitebread is unholy
They worship wonderbread

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>>201325922
Seems I am a brainlet, thank you for your service. I havent logged in years and they didn't have that before.

>>201325982
White bread gives you colon cancer

>>201325998
They get more specific as they the service gets more samples so they get more accurate with time and get regularly updated
Lots of people who were showing as 0.2% African or 0.1% Native American had it taken away

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Mormons are based

>>201326017
Name one thing nowadays that doesn't go e you some kids and of cancer

>>201325868
leave some for the rest of us!

>>201326102
Mormoron detected

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>>201325746
I1 has an uncertain origin and has a chance of being a very minor Yamnaya lineage because it was very uncommon with Swedoids before they showed up. But my usual subhuman cope is that at least our old paternal ancestries weren't raped out of existence like the R1b carriers

>>201326127
>tfw they fooled the stupid Steppe retards into thinking they're one of them and got to fuck prime Yamnaya pussy
We're winners in my view

>>201326053
>0.2% African or 0.1% Native American had it taken away
yeah they sort of admitted those small numbers were made up and had to get rid of them after identical twins were getting different meme ancestries lol

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I want a recount. None of my ancestors fucked a Nigerian.

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I don't want to go to work!
I want to sleep all day!

>>201326221
Maybe one of them GOT fucked by a Nigerian, ever think of that?

>>201326221
Anything under 3% is usually wrong and it gets updated and changes. Mine used to say Ashkenazi jewish

>>201325780
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>>201326221
how does this work? you send a poop sample or what? cost?

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>>201326188
>yfw the short other surviving haplogroups convinced the tallest genetic height people in history that we are one of them
Damn we really did get some Yamanaya chadettes

>>201326221
>>201326334
Yeah I had like 0.1% Sardinian and they took it away too kek

Are all you really retarded enough to hand over your dna to law enforcement like that

>>201326221
It also says I’m 0.8% Indian/Bengali

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Me rn

>>201326495
I’m not a schizophrenic so it doesn’t effect me

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>>201318581
He's kinda cute like his mouse.

>>201326403
You have to spit in a vial until it fills. It's actually kinda exhausting

>>201326495
I'm not a criminal.

>>201326553
can't I just cum in it ?

>>201326495
My family already did the test so it was already game over for me. If enough people in your family did it they don't even need yours to identify you. This has already gotten some people arrested btw

>>201326515
Muslims and Jews be like
>I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

>>201326495
Are you really stupid enough to think they couldn't get any info they want about you if you didn't send them a vial of spit? If you've ever been to a doctor they have all the DNA they could ever need from you and more. Stop pretending like you're smarter than others, they can find out anything they want about you at any time.

>>201326673
My family doctor doesn’t sequence my dna when I step into her office, are you retarded? She doesn’t keep the blood or urine samples, either, it’s all bio waste.

One time I went to a doctor's appointment hungover and to this day when they pull up my medical history they bitch about my liver enzymes or something

>>201326673
That’s not even to mention doctor-client privilege. I think the others saying that it’s nbd are misguided, but they’re not as actively retarded as you and this take. Whew, lad

>>201326740
It doesn't matter. Blood samples, even hair can tell them everything. Stop being stupid

>>201326902
They don’t have the blood samples, you fucking illiterate. They get thrown out. You don’t need to spend much time in a hospital to realize anything else is a logistical impossibility.

Someone said that the speaking volume of Americans is about self-promotion and bullying, while in Greece or Italy for example it's not the same but instead more sincere and fun. Don't know where I saw this

>>201326854
>Doctor client privilege
Oh so NOW they're playing by the rules? You're a fucking moron. If they want you bad enough they'll get you regardless of any laws

>>201326902
You can't even determine someone's chromosomes from their hair (or nails)

>>201326960
DNA companies aren’t bound by privilege, so no, they’re not playing by the same rules. If my doctor divulges privileged information that evidence is not admissible in court. You’re coping so hard. It’s okay to be stupid, but not so belligerent

>>201326958
wow friendly and outgoing americans bad

>>201326958
The "Americans are so loud" meme ends as soon as you spend time with Latinos, Chinese, Jeets, Arabs etc.

>>201327025
Idk I don't feel like there's a need for boomers to be speaking this loud among each other at Tim Hortons

>>201327062
>The "Americans are so loud" meme ends as soon as you spend time with brown people

does it annoy you when spics randomly say a spanish word in the middle of an english sentence

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>>201327063
Don't worry. They'll be gone soon and, with Trudeau's demographic replacement plans, you'll just have Punjabi music blaring in the parking lot.

>>201327119
I should be Finnish instead
They aren't loud there and they respect personal space

>>201327094
Yes and I'm a spic

>>201327094
Yes, and the larger problem is that they have neither a good grasp of English or Spanish.

>>201326614
Needs more tinfoil

>>201327492
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/27/magazine/dna-test-crime-identification-genome.html

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>>201326552
this is really cute and im probably going to look up this artist ^.^