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>>201327085
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SABRINA CARPENTER IS A POP STAR
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>I want to get some religious freaks to tell me I’m 100% white
>guess I have to invent a reality for myself where my privacy and biometric data are always-already compromised to accommodate this retarded desire
>oh neat, I guess I don’t have to worry about this shit anymore since I’ve decided it’s all fucked anyways. What a nifty consequence!
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Would you guys pay for clips stealth recorded of myself fucking prostitutes?
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>>201327204
no i'd give you a (you) though
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If anyone in your family has taken the test, your data is already compromised
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>>201327181
t.jeet
>>201327192
t.jeet
>>201327241
t.jeet
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>>201327241
You still have some plausible deniability if (you) don’t take a test. Why take such a defeatist attitude? For what? A faggoty pie chart of lies?
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>>201327295
every accusation is a confession
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>>201327376
>plausible deniability
>DNA evidence
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/27/magazine/dna-test-crime-identification-genome.html

This isn't even my schizo view, it's already gotten numerous people arrested and has huge implications for privacy. Tell your family, especially immediate family like first cousins or aunts/uncles not to take otherwise you already lost.
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The Golden State Killer/East Area Rapist got caught because a distant relative he has never met did an ancestry test
You doing it doesn't matter, someone you're barely related to doing it is enough
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>>201327613
Lmao schizo
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>>201327759
They don't wanna learn this for some reason
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my chopper got balls and tits like rupaul
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Dont need an ancestry test to know Im descended from none other than Charles Martel
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>>201327979
Based Pied-Noir
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>>201327979
Every European with descendants who was alive in the 800s is the ancestor of everyone with European acestry today INCLUDING Latinxs and American blacks
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>>201327979
son of Vercingetorix
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>>201328075
I wouldn't be proud of being descended from some loser
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>>201328113
i know nothing about him except he was in my french textbook
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>>201328149
Took a massive L to our boy, Caius Iulius Caesar
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>>201328149
Best known for losing Gaul to Caesar and getting executed after being paraded through the streets of Rome
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>get my ass literally run over by a car on the highway
>tailbone (along with other bones) broken
>see a doctor
>doctor prescribes painkillers and tells me to "not do this and that activity"
>says there's nothing they can do about broken tailbones and I should expect to be in chronic pain for the rest of my life and I can never ride a bicycle again
This can't be right, is it? I don't trust the healthcare system anymore. They're shortchanging me.
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>>201328057
I posted about the genetic isopoint once in the normiesphere and had like 20 seething replies from "I am a direct descendant of Charlemagne" types and Balkans/Greeks for some reason
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if wypipo are so smart why cant dey remember all the jordans that came out
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Watching this zoomer Spiderman movie, it's so bad
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>>201328203
>I don't trust the healthcare system anymore
You shouldn't, especially if the doctor was a jeet. You should keep trying to get an actual pro-active doctor not the one that just wants to bill you for a consultation and prescription
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>>201328207
It's because they want to imagine themselves as a count in 1300 instead of another farmer peasant or city craftsman like everyone else
>NO BECAUSE I CAN PROVE IT I HAVE A FAMILY SEAL I'M DESCENDED FROM NOBILITY
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>>201327085
Cringe unfunny gen z meme.
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>>201328271
It's so hard to find a doctor. Even if I went to another town for it there's no public transport and I'd have to cycle there.
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>>201328203
They're supposed to heal and be fine on their own most of the time but there's definitely surgery to fix ones that are fucked up too badly to heal naturally
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>>201328328
>there's no public transport and I'd have to cycle there
this nigga doesn't have a V8 gas guzzling vehicle
EVERYONE LAUGH HAHAHA
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>>201327979
I descend from mayflower nobility that nutted in servant girls. Since the republic is illegitimate king charles should name me duke of new england. My claim is strongest.
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>>201328359
The way he said it it sounded like I was fucked and doomed to be in pain for the rest of my life
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>>201328200
The Gauls persuaded him not to level their largest city during the scorched earth campaign intended to starve out Caesar. This was against his wishes and predictably Caesar was able to source supplies from there to feed his men.
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>>201328462
that's just jeet's lack of english
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>>201328432
Dumbass Mayflower zealot
My ancestors?
Landed in Virginia with the rest of the gentry
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>>201328416
Look, the government "lost" my IDs, birth certificates, etc. when they asked me to hand them over to settle a "social security issue" and told me to wait indefinitely for new ones. I can't get a driver's licence until I get them back.
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>>201328280
kinda like how those past lives """psychics""" never find anyone who was just a peasant in their past life kek
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>>201328271
It's weird how different foreign doctors can be.
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Reminder that Cap’n Crunch, the cereal mascot, has better family lore than any of us.

>Crunch’s father, Sven, was a navigator of a Viking vessel but was marooned in New England where he married a lovely Indian girl, Gidget Running Star.

>They had a child, Horatio Magellan Crunch. Since American schools were limited in their curriculum at the time, Horatio was sent to England for schooling but on his voyage he was kidnapped by a band of pirates who taught him how to be a sailor.

That’s right. His name is Horatio Magellan Crunch, and he is the son of a shipwrecked Viking to colonized the fuck out of some native girl in the Americas.
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My father is neurotically spraying the driveway with carcinogenic chemicals with insufficient protection once again
There are like four spurge plants growing there
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>>201328667
I use vinegar and dish soap
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>>201328735
That's what I do (plus salt), that's what my mother (lives in a separate home) does, and it works, but he fucking refuses to accept that for no reason whatsoever. He doesn't even attempt to argue; he just ignores me or gets really angry at the notion of being challenged.
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>>201328619
I had a Slavic doctor of some kind before, she was probably the most thorough and competent doctor I ever had. Here in leafland you get used to doctors rushing you through everything and barely addressing your problem. Meanwhile she asked a lot of questions and seemed to genuinely want to solve the problem plus was knowledgeable.
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>>201328583
Since it's fake I should get into it
>I smell mud, manure, and wet livestock
>I hear the call of a rooster and see thatched roof cottages built from mud
>Yes, I see it now. Your name is Eadmund, you are a serf, working on the land of the local lord
>You're eating a oat and water porridge with a side of rye and sawdust bread and a tankard of 0.5ABV ale
>You died after you were shot in the eye by an arrow when you were taken into the army during your lord's fued with another lord over the village of Pissingtonshire
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>>201328667
my father doesn't like to use sunscreen and works all day out in the sun. He also works a lot on stuff like repairing appliances, and the most protection he uses is a face mask.
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>>201328583
I believe I reincarnated and inherited a vague sense of whom I was in my past life, but I was indeed a "peasant". I know what country I was from in my past life, at least. (No, it's not Japan.)
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>>201328916
I died while being born during my past life
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I was a worm who was gotten by the earlybird in my past life because I was a wicked man in the life before it
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>>201328875
yeah the rich bored housewives aren't gonna believe in that. Need three more Cleopatra readings
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>>201328885
Yeah, sounds lot like mine. It's one thing for him to be a dumb fuck, but he also loves to stroke himself off over how he always "wants to do things the right way", and gets into other peoples' business unasked, but has a fucking meltdown if you ever treat him the same way.
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>>201328951
In my past life I was an aztec warrior and died from a painful fever. All I remember is feeling reallly hot and some chaman was by my side
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I am the direct descendant of the storm god, Odin. The mormons told me so
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>>201329002
They were a powerful queen in a past life but were punished for their wicked deeds and reincarnated as a mosquito
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>>201328583
I’d love to be a practicing “psychic” and just troll the fuck out of people
>past life reading? Okay, let me concentrate…
>I see your mom… many of the houses nearby are burning.. your mom is being raped by one of the invaders who just killed her husband after sacking the village.. and you were conceived..
>now I see you being born…
>you and your mom both died during your birth
>thank you that will be $299
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>>201329123
How does a mosquito makes it way back up to being a human
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>>201329201
Only suck the blood of evil people
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>>201329103
why would the mormons know that
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>gaylor swift fans
kinda grim
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>>201329130
as long as its a Viking doing the raping people will pay you for that
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>>201329201
By being a male mosquito that doesn't bite anyone
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>>201329270
What if I say they were a Native American princess and it was an English colonist doing the raping? I think it'd be even better, at least in the US and Canada
Depending on who it was, you might even say African princess if they seem leftist enough
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>>201329201
If you suck the blood of two people who are married, you will reincarnate as their child.
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>>201329336
If they’re leftist enough, saying “Native American Princess” or “African Princess” will trigger them and they’ll burn down your shop
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>>201329336
>Native American princess and it was an English colonist doing the raping?
Every woke white girl will pay for that, just imagine all the tiktok privilege they could farm with that...
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Ok I'm fucking sick of this pinball fucking game. This is the SIXTH time it went in between the Flippers with nothing I could do. I'm uninstalling this trash in a minute
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>>201329336
The English didn’t rape any natives. Only the Dutch did that.
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>>201329482
Come on you really believe there wasn’t at least one rape? It’s like saying that the natives also didn’t rape any English women on their raids
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>>201329433
This isn’t far fetched at all. I mean I’ve seen girls claiming to be shit like a “4th generation holocaust survivor” and unironically using terms like “intergenerational trauma”
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>>201329551
Nope, not one. They were all Dutch, sometimes disguised as English.
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>>201329476
I've been unable to sit through a video game for like two years now
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>imagine believing you were a reincarnation, but all you do now is to shitpost on a mongolian basket waving forum
kek
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>>201329724
Just like my past life where I was a Sumerian scribe writing shitposts in Cuneiform
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>>201329724
I have to return to the fatherland. I have unfinished business there.
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Had a strange dream where I was sitting at work in my office and my boss walks in angry demanding to know if a pair of brand new basketball shorts he found in my office were his
Told him no and the dream ended right there
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>>201329777
I was Ashurbanipal and then Justinian in my past lives.
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>>201329899
Nice
Me? I was Hammurabi and then Alexander
I think I was Bardiya too before that cunt Darius killed me
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Now watching spider man 2, it's so much better than zoomer man
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>>201329849
you and other 10 million more of indians
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Can I get a refund on my entire Steam library.
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>>201330355
if you can prove Gabe molested you
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Vibrant
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>>201330533
>Malaga
How does he know he's not a local?
Andalusians are brown as fuck
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>>201330694
just believe the twitter screencap bro nobody would lie on the internet
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>had to buy glasses to pass driver's test
>never wear my glasses
Such cases
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Can't believe he blew the land lord girl off for Mary Jane
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>>201330791
This. They’re just assuming the sheep didn’t consent.
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>>201330873
used to have a job working with driver's licences/DMV records and easily 50% of drivers are supposed to be wearing them to drive yet I almost never see drivers wearing them. Many cases indeed
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Saturday night :)))))
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Wait it's friday actually lmao
RETARD
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lmao
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>>201331069
Virgin niggas.....
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>>201330533
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>>201327085
whats Hermiones secret? i never watched harry potter
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>>201331214
She's a filthy mudblood
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>>201330533
How do they know the sheep didn't identify as human?
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>>201331214
Trans.
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>>201331277
whats that
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>>201331290
Her parents aren't wizards and other wizards look down on her
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>>201331290
Trans.
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>>201331320
that doesn't seem that bad but what do i know
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i might be the most useless nigga god ever made
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A bit hypocritical that America's response to Pearl Harbor was to attack the Japanese. Apparently Axis aggression is bad but aggression against the Axis isn't?
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>>201331874
tankies unironically argue this about the Korean war
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>>201331874
Absolutely retarded dogshit post
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>>201331874
we never attacked japan though
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>>201331771
Have you tried hating minorities?
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>>201331364
She was best friends with the literal christ figure of the wizarding world but chose to fuck his retarded incest laden friend instead
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How come the Deftones weren't bigger?
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>>201332114
Same reason why Deathgrips isn't bigger
They're from Sacramento, California
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>>201331933
How could the western democracies denounce aggression by North Korea and North Vietnam when their response to it was to fight back?
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If the Nazis were really the bad guys, the Allies would've let them kill all the Jews and Slavs
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>>201332114
Chi Ling Dai Cheng (actual name) died
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we would be the most powerful country on earth if america and canada united
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>>201331976
might be the only thing i've ever succeeded at
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>Korn
>Deftones
>Papa Roach
>Deathgrips
Living in the Central Valley must suck bros
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>>201332323
Smosh is also from Sacramento
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>>201332295
not the biggest fan of this but the borders would be Aesthetic. Just imagine all those sq. Kms shitting on little Russia and China VGHH
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>Canada joins the US
>it's the second most populous state
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>>201332301
Then you are useful. Based anon
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>>201332323
I didn't realize all of Korn's music were about getting molested until like 2 years ago
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My sibling is going into 9th grade and they assigned the class to read "counting by sevens".
Don't remember much about the book but I was assigned to read it in 6th grade. What does this mean for the state of the west?
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anyone notice that theres been a large increase of people larping as christians these past couple years? its very cringe
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>>201332450
I read that short story A&P like 7 times from middle school to college
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>inb4 uhhh akkktually South Korea was a dictatorship between 1961-1987, and South Vietnam was also technically a dictatorship from 1956-1963 and then a military junta until its collapse
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>>201332430
>Canada joins the US
>all provinces and territories are erased to make it one big state for some reason
Really triggers me
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>>201332450
Skibidi fortnite roblox
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>>201332477
still less cringey than being a Wiccan, satanist, reddit atheist, pagan larper, western "buddhist" etc.
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>>201332430
Canadian annexation would clearly see each individual Canadian province and territory incorporated into the Union as its own state. We wouldn't annex all of Canada wholesale and just have one massive state called "Canada."
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If Canada joined the US I would hope for a government sponsored program to send the French down to Louisiana and revive French here
Tired of the Anglo domination and oppression
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>>201332531
Christian larpers dont even go to church yet they yell christ is king
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>>201332668
I can tell you’re not a Christian from your posts
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Mega churches growing up were just cheap day care centers
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>>201332700
the jeet is right tho
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Do people still join Scientology in this day and age? Seems like a new age boomer sort of thing
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>>201332668
>yet they yell christ is king
Based
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>>201332720
Papist worm
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>>201332781
you gonna go to church this sunday
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Sell me this crack rock
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>>201332807
I usually go to anticipatory mass
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Nowhere in the Bible does it say you need to go to church
You're a victim of Papal propaganda
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>>201332736
Honestly if the manuals for accessing the relevant ranks werent priced in the thousands I would join just for the network and orgies
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>>201332898
Which one of the 6 gorillion of evangelical denominations to you belong to son
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>>201332736
it has had declining membership for years, it peaked a long time ago.
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Nowhere in the bible does it say you have butches nigga
Lol
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Nowhere in the bible does it say that you CAN'T develop an addiction to loli porn
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>>201332560
That's not a defense of federalism though, having state governments is stupid and gay. They combine all the worst aspects and limitations of both national and local government, and none of the benefits of either. It's like having a bunch of bureaucratic middle men who can't fund themselves or do much of anything without extensive help, but are still big enough to run themselves like fiefdoms and ignore the needs of constituents.
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Romans 2:14: For when Gentiles, who do not have the Law, by nature do what the Law requires, they are a Law unto themselves, even though they do not have the Law.
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>>201333071
>“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
You aren't allowed to lust
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>>201332963
The one that makes it okay to fuck your mother
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>>201332898
muh sacred tradition
muh deposit of faith
muh magisterium

:^)
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My landlord looks like Narendra Modi
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went hard in the paint(drank in excess) last night and my tummy hurts and I have a headache
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>>201333243
>injun landbergs
Why is this so increasingly common?
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>>201333283
They get into the hospitality business. Hotels and such, and naturally transition into Landbergs
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>>201333234
So the one cwc is a part of gotcha
>>201333194
grim
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Think it would take a supervening act of grace to get me to believe in God, bros. I’m read up on theology, I’ve prayed for grace, I’ve offered myself in service, but I just don’t feel it in my heart. Shit sucks. Legitimately the great tragedy of my life
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>>201327085
2012 called they want their memes back lmaooooo
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shut up nigga
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>>201333365
A lot of Saints doubted their faith too, it's actually not as bad a sign as you think to wrestle with it
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>>201333365
Because it isn't real. I've studied many religions over many decades and Christianity is my favorite. It's selfless, humble and noble. But it's all made up. I wish with all my heart that it was real, but it just isn't. No religion is.
Nevertheless I try to live by Christian values because I honestly and wholeheartedly believe it's the best way for a human to behave on this planet. For both himself and others. Be humble. Be kind. Forgive people. Turn the other cheek. Don't seek vengeance. Be generous. Help the poor and helpless. It's just a great way to avoid problems in life, and doing good makes you feel good. It's win-win. But I don't believe all the magical stuff. I just can't. I prayed for years like you, but I just never felt it.
Still. It's a transcendently beautiful message.
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>>zoomers consider 2 paragraphs a novel
Sad commentary on our times
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Knowing if you should worship god is pretty simple
You're white
You're above average height
This means he loves you and you can love him back :) (no biggie if you dont, you're destined to be saved anyway)
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gem or coal /cum/?
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>brit (you)'s me
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Wanna see something funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ3mf_wFseU
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my tummy huuuuuuuuuuurts
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>>201333834
Swallow a pool ball
That will help
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>>201333834
same i decided i'm done being a pipsqueak so i ate a bunch of pbjs and now i'm just a lethargic pipsqueak
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>>201333878
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Emulate the style of Pino Mauro
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>>201333915
Go ahead. Trust me.
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>>201333597
Even if this is the case, and I’m not convinced yet that it is, am I retarded for wanting to believe as others believe? To have the ease and confort that faith can provide? Regardless of the truth of the elision itself, the fact remains that there are people who have faith and people who don’t.
I wish with all sincerity to be in the former camp, but I’m not, and I don’t think my position has anything to do with what is or isn’t capital-T True. It’s a problem with me, it’s the distance I feel from God (or whatever we should call the divine sense as technical non-believers). I’m afraid, and I’m suffering, and I want to be saved from this. I pray that the Lord will show me mercy.
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Once I sign up on Tinder it is OVER for all men in my country aged 18-30
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>>201333969
Autocorrect inserted “Elision,” I meant to type “religion.” It wasn’t “Eleison” lol
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good morning
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>>201334051
Fire your editor. You'll neve writteva successful bible like that
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>>201333973
Where are you with this job search
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>>201334124
it's not even morning on the west coast spinster. Good afternoon thoughever
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>>201333969
>am I retarded for wanting to believe as others believe? To have the ease and confort that faith can provide?
Absolutely not. There's nothing as comforting as having that ironclad certainty, all questions answered, everything laid out according to a black and white system. Every person wants answers.
The problem arises when what you're being told in your religious system is:
1) in direct opposition to everything you know to be true (people don't get raised from the dead after 3 days or walk on water)
2) From a pre-scientific era where superstition and the sword ruled
3) not resonating within you to the point where you actually believe it at all, let alone beyond a shadow of a doubt.

So the options are to either do as I do, believe it isn't true but still like and emulate the message, or, flaunting all reason, force yourself to believe what you know (or think) can't be true. Throw all doubt to the wind and jump in headfirst wholeheartedly. I wouldn't fault you for doing either, life is hard and answers hard to come by. If you can feel fulfilled by believing g then by all means do so
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>>201334108
Correct
>>201334145
Jerb interview comin RIIIIIIIGHT up next week, I'll just ace it and get the job immediately
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>>201334247
>people don't get raised from the dead after 3 days or walk on water
Not him but this is irrelevant because the whole point of Christianity is that Jesus wasn't a normal "person". This is unlike Islamic or Jewish prophets.
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Tried prime, lads. Knew it was going to be shit, but damn was it shit.
What is your favourite freedom slop in freedom land?
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jesus christ, RFK is really spitting truths.
can't believe how silenced he is, in the media
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>>201334342
>Jesus wasn't a normal "person"
That's irrelevant. It's the same thing. Believing that people get raised from the dead is within the same wheel well as believing Jesus was a magic man born of a Galilean virgin. It's all fantastical stuff
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>>201334369
Arizona iced tea
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>>201334397
Dems unironically hated him more than the Orange man
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>>201334397
>DURRZ WURMZ IN MAH BRAYNZ
>dang, sage
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>>201334369
A&W Creme Soda
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>>201334483
best be moving on, boy, this is MUG country
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>>201334369
i’ve been drinking those coffee monsters lately
i like the mean bean one
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>>201334433
But it's not that same thing, if you can already accept the concept of an omnipotent proactive Supreme Deity it's not that hard to accept Jesus doing miracles as the Son of God. It's supposed to be fantastical, that's the "proof" He is fulfilling the Scripture and predictions of the Messiah.
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>>201334524
I wouldn't put you out with Mug if you was on fire
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>>201334637
the only thing putting out is yo momma
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>>201334636
You're not getting me. It's all the same shit. Belief in any magical shit. Including God, Jesus, getting raised from the dead or walking on water. Belief in any of this is the same shit
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>>201334674
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>>201334688
We are agreeing actually just from opposite ends. You rationally aren't supposed to believe in the magical shit, that's the proof this is something "special" and divine.
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If I haven't fucked around a lot by the end of 2025 I'm getting on finasteride or an heroing
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How do I get my coworkers to stop talking to me about SEX
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>>201334853
pretend to be some sort of religious schizo, that will unironically make them stop. In fact they will be uncomfortable to talk about pretty much anything after that.
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>>201334817
Maybe. What the fuck do I know?
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cummies, im drinking covfefe
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>>201334908
They're all Mexican and larp as Christians. One of them was talking to me about how he says he needs to stop having sex with his girlfriend because it's against God I'm not even making this up I hate normies so fucking much
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>>201334979
I just woke up and need to get out of bed to get some cofevev. Lend me your strength
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>>201334979
'jak him
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>>201333785
fat retard. ptu
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>>201335003
ok then pretend to be gay or muslim
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>>201335045
ill cheer for you bud
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Prancing nougat in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the wooooorld
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>>201335142
I told him that blowjobs were haram as a joke but then had to explain what that meant.
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>>201335003
>One of them was talking to me about how he says he needs to stop having sex with his girlfriend because it's against God
grim
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Im hungry but I still feel nauseous
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>>201335217
>Latinos are totally unaware of Islam
Blessed and VGHH, letting them into the new world was the biggest Anglo mistake
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Maduro is stayin
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>>201335199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RtYGwiOgro
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>>201335003
>One of them was talking to me about how he says he needs to stop having sex with his girlfriend because it's against God
kek I have the same problem with my girlfriend. We're catholic tho
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I would like to put my penis in Taylor swift's butt
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>>201335354
you guys need to go to confession
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I don't know anything about her never heard her music knowingly and don't know what her voice even sounds like, but I'd die for her and protect her with my life

Her and Miss Monique
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>dj simp is also a swiftie simp
Yikes
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>>201335528
Do you also wish to sodomize mimo
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Coming down with a cold just in time for the weekend
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whats hermiones secret
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>>201335666
Problem?
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>>201335682
she's a mudblood
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This as new US national anthem y/n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efbZ6RjMeZ4
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>>201335716
but thats not a secret isnt it
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>>201335670
I wouldn't touch MiMo sexually, I respect her too much. However if she wanted to be in a loving monogamous relationship....
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>>201335756
iirc most people outside of her friends dont know, they assume she's full wizard because she's so smart
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>>201335684
Shouldn't be anyone's problem but yours.
Still incredibly cringe tho. I can't believe how you think it makes you look in good but ok
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>I respect women
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How often do we have to talk about Harry Potter? I’m going to kms. This website is 18+
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>>201335810
I don't think it "makes me look" anything. I just don't care about what literally who's on the internet think about me on an anonymous Bhutanese Roller Derby forum
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>>201335900
most millenials grew up reading it

touch grass, incel
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>>201335900
>twice in the last week
relax nigga
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>>201335797
its well established in the films, everybody makes fun of her for overcompensating due to her inferiority complex
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roller derby is cool
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>>201335937
Twice too many
>>201335932
Me too retard, but “grew up” is the operative phrase there
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>>201335971
TSwift isn't that remarkable as a singer. Her lyrics are her strong point but they're still not fantastic.
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>>201335457
we do quite often...
It's just that my girlfriend has such a great body that I am always tempted
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>>201335920
Why you keep posting it then? I don't get that either no one here respects it. What do you gain?
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>>201336008
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>>201335848
I don't
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>>201335457
I'm not getting into a closed booth with another man and telling him I busted ropes to "SDMF - 013 REIKO HIRAOKA Menopausal Mother Takes Care of Her Manchild Sons Sexual Urges"
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>>201336176
I'll just have mai waifu get me one
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>>201336115
the feeling is mutual
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>>201336026
Because I want to. Next stupid question?
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Also my coworkers keep asking me if I know shit about harry potter or star wars because I "look like someone who would know"
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>>201336233
My women respecter days are behind me
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>>201336233
YWNBAW
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>>201336254
do you have the soyjak face or something? Grim
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Chistu GOD this coffee from this morning is strong. I think someone might've reviewed the old coffee grounds cuz sipping this shit is like doing lines of cocaine
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>>201336009
she just makes catchy pop songs for teenage girls thats it really, her american accent makes her voice otherwise forgettable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64
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>>201336346
They mean to say that he looks fat and retarded
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>>201336393
its 1 in the afternoon
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>>201336254
Same except it's my family and they buy me funkopops for Christmas :/
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Thank God for all the porn games on my computer or I'd have nothing to masturbate to without internet
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>>201336416
funky pops
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Damn these incels are weird creatures. It's like trying to figure out what a monkey could be thinking when he sticks his finger in his ass
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>My women respecter days are behind me
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>>201336414
I know and I'm drinking coffee that was made this morning
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operation sleep my life away is going swimmingly
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>>201336346
>>201336407
I'm tall white and skinny



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