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>>201327085
SABRINA CARPENTER IS A POP STAR
>I want to get some religious freaks to tell me I’m 100% white>guess I have to invent a reality for myself where my privacy and biometric data are always-already compromised to accommodate this retarded desire >oh neat, I guess I don’t have to worry about this shit anymore since I’ve decided it’s all fucked anyways. What a nifty consequence!
Would you guys pay for clips stealth recorded of myself fucking prostitutes?
>>201327204no i'd give you a (you) though
If anyone in your family has taken the test, your data is already compromised
>>201327181t.jeet>>201327192t.jeet>>201327241t.jeet
>>201327241You still have some plausible deniability if (you) don’t take a test. Why take such a defeatist attitude? For what? A faggoty pie chart of lies?
>>201327295every accusation is a confession
Michaël about to smite my ass
>>201327376>plausible deniability>DNA evidencehttps://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/27/magazine/dna-test-crime-identification-genome.htmlThis isn't even my schizo view, it's already gotten numerous people arrested and has huge implications for privacy. Tell your family, especially immediate family like first cousins or aunts/uncles not to take otherwise you already lost.
The Golden State Killer/East Area Rapist got caught because a distant relative he has never met did an ancestry testYou doing it doesn't matter, someone you're barely related to doing it is enough
>>201327613Lmao schizo
>>201327759They don't wanna learn this for some reason
my chopper got balls and tits like rupaul
Dont need an ancestry test to know Im descended from none other than Charles Martel
>>201327979Based Pied-Noir
>>201327979Every European with descendants who was alive in the 800s is the ancestor of everyone with European acestry today INCLUDING Latinxs and American blacks
>>201327979son of Vercingetorix
>>201328075I wouldn't be proud of being descended from some loser
>>201328113i know nothing about him except he was in my french textbook
>>201328149Took a massive L to our boy, Caius Iulius Caesar
>>201328149Best known for losing Gaul to Caesar and getting executed after being paraded through the streets of Rome
>get my ass literally run over by a car on the highway>tailbone (along with other bones) broken>see a doctor>doctor prescribes painkillers and tells me to "not do this and that activity">says there's nothing they can do about broken tailbones and I should expect to be in chronic pain for the rest of my life and I can never ride a bicycle againThis can't be right, is it? I don't trust the healthcare system anymore. They're shortchanging me.
>>201328057I posted about the genetic isopoint once in the normiesphere and had like 20 seething replies from "I am a direct descendant of Charlemagne" types and Balkans/Greeks for some reason
if wypipo are so smart why cant dey remember all the jordans that came out
Watching this zoomer Spiderman movie, it's so bad
>>201328203>I don't trust the healthcare system anymoreYou shouldn't, especially if the doctor was a jeet. You should keep trying to get an actual pro-active doctor not the one that just wants to bill you for a consultation and prescription
>>201328207It's because they want to imagine themselves as a count in 1300 instead of another farmer peasant or city craftsman like everyone else>NO BECAUSE I CAN PROVE IT I HAVE A FAMILY SEAL I'M DESCENDED FROM NOBILITY
>>201327085Cringe unfunny gen z meme.
>>201328271It's so hard to find a doctor. Even if I went to another town for it there's no public transport and I'd have to cycle there.
>>201328203They're supposed to heal and be fine on their own most of the time but there's definitely surgery to fix ones that are fucked up too badly to heal naturally
>>201328328>there's no public transport and I'd have to cycle therethis nigga doesn't have a V8 gas guzzling vehicle EVERYONE LAUGH HAHAHA
>>201327979I descend from mayflower nobility that nutted in servant girls. Since the republic is illegitimate king charles should name me duke of new england. My claim is strongest.
>>201328359The way he said it it sounded like I was fucked and doomed to be in pain for the rest of my life
>>201328200The Gauls persuaded him not to level their largest city during the scorched earth campaign intended to starve out Caesar. This was against his wishes and predictably Caesar was able to source supplies from there to feed his men.
>>201328462that's just jeet's lack of english
>>201328432Dumbass Mayflower zealotMy ancestors?Landed in Virginia with the rest of the gentry
>>201328416Look, the government "lost" my IDs, birth certificates, etc. when they asked me to hand them over to settle a "social security issue" and told me to wait indefinitely for new ones. I can't get a driver's licence until I get them back.
>>201328280kinda like how those past lives """psychics""" never find anyone who was just a peasant in their past life kek
>>201328271It's weird how different foreign doctors can be.
Reminder that Cap’n Crunch, the cereal mascot, has better family lore than any of us. >Crunch’s father, Sven, was a navigator of a Viking vessel but was marooned in New England where he married a lovely Indian girl, Gidget Running Star.>They had a child, Horatio Magellan Crunch. Since American schools were limited in their curriculum at the time, Horatio was sent to England for schooling but on his voyage he was kidnapped by a band of pirates who taught him how to be a sailor.That’s right. His name is Horatio Magellan Crunch, and he is the son of a shipwrecked Viking to colonized the fuck out of some native girl in the Americas.
My father is neurotically spraying the driveway with carcinogenic chemicals with insufficient protection once againThere are like four spurge plants growing there
>>201328667I use vinegar and dish soap
>>201328735That's what I do (plus salt), that's what my mother (lives in a separate home) does, and it works, but he fucking refuses to accept that for no reason whatsoever. He doesn't even attempt to argue; he just ignores me or gets really angry at the notion of being challenged.
>>201328619I had a Slavic doctor of some kind before, she was probably the most thorough and competent doctor I ever had. Here in leafland you get used to doctors rushing you through everything and barely addressing your problem. Meanwhile she asked a lot of questions and seemed to genuinely want to solve the problem plus was knowledgeable.
>>201328583Since it's fake I should get into it>I smell mud, manure, and wet livestock>I hear the call of a rooster and see thatched roof cottages built from mud>Yes, I see it now. Your name is Eadmund, you are a serf, working on the land of the local lord>You're eating a oat and water porridge with a side of rye and sawdust bread and a tankard of 0.5ABV ale>You died after you were shot in the eye by an arrow when you were taken into the army during your lord's fued with another lord over the village of Pissingtonshire
>>201328667my father doesn't like to use sunscreen and works all day out in the sun. He also works a lot on stuff like repairing appliances, and the most protection he uses is a face mask.
>>201328583I believe I reincarnated and inherited a vague sense of whom I was in my past life, but I was indeed a "peasant". I know what country I was from in my past life, at least. (No, it's not Japan.)
>>201328916I died while being born during my past life
I was a worm who was gotten by the earlybird in my past life because I was a wicked man in the life before it
>>201328875yeah the rich bored housewives aren't gonna believe in that. Need three more Cleopatra readings
>>201328885Yeah, sounds lot like mine. It's one thing for him to be a dumb fuck, but he also loves to stroke himself off over how he always "wants to do things the right way", and gets into other peoples' business unasked, but has a fucking meltdown if you ever treat him the same way.
>>201328916>>201328951In my past life I was an aztec warrior and died from a painful fever. All I remember is feeling reallly hot and some chaman was by my side
I am the direct descendant of the storm god, Odin. The mormons told me so
>>201329002They were a powerful queen in a past life but were punished for their wicked deeds and reincarnated as a mosquito
>>201328583I’d love to be a practicing “psychic” and just troll the fuck out of people >past life reading? Okay, let me concentrate…>I see your mom… many of the houses nearby are burning.. your mom is being raped by one of the invaders who just killed her husband after sacking the village.. and you were conceived..>now I see you being born…>you and your mom both died during your birth>thank you that will be $299
>>201329123How does a mosquito makes it way back up to being a human
>>201329201Only suck the blood of evil people
>>201329103why would the mormons know that
>gaylor swift fanskinda grim
>>201329130as long as its a Viking doing the raping people will pay you for that
>>201329201By being a male mosquito that doesn't bite anyone
>>201329270What if I say they were a Native American princess and it was an English colonist doing the raping? I think it'd be even better, at least in the US and CanadaDepending on who it was, you might even say African princess if they seem leftist enough
>>201329201If you suck the blood of two people who are married, you will reincarnate as their child.
>>201329336If they’re leftist enough, saying “Native American Princess” or “African Princess” will trigger them and they’ll burn down your shop
>>201329266
>>201329336>Native American princess and it was an English colonist doing the raping?Every woke white girl will pay for that, just imagine all the tiktok privilege they could farm with that...
Ok I'm fucking sick of this pinball fucking game. This is the SIXTH time it went in between the Flippers with nothing I could do. I'm uninstalling this trash in a minute
>>201329336The English didn’t rape any natives. Only the Dutch did that.
>>201329482Come on you really believe there wasn’t at least one rape? It’s like saying that the natives also didn’t rape any English women on their raids
>>201329433This isn’t far fetched at all. I mean I’ve seen girls claiming to be shit like a “4th generation holocaust survivor” and unironically using terms like “intergenerational trauma”
>>201329551Nope, not one. They were all Dutch, sometimes disguised as English.
>>201329476I've been unable to sit through a video game for like two years now
>imagine believing you were a reincarnation, but all you do now is to shitpost on a mongolian basket waving forumkek
>>201329724Just like my past life where I was a Sumerian scribe writing shitposts in Cuneiform
>>201329724I have to return to the fatherland. I have unfinished business there.
Had a strange dream where I was sitting at work in my office and my boss walks in angry demanding to know if a pair of brand new basketball shorts he found in my office were hisTold him no and the dream ended right there
>>201329777I was Ashurbanipal and then Justinian in my past lives.
>>201329899NiceMe? I was Hammurabi and then AlexanderI think I was Bardiya too before that cunt Darius killed me
Now watching spider man 2, it's so much better than zoomer man
>>201329849you and other 10 million more of indians
Can I get a refund on my entire Steam library.
>>201330355if you can prove Gabe molested you
Vibrant
>>201330533>MalagaHow does he know he's not a local?Andalusians are brown as fuck
>>201330694just believe the twitter screencap bro nobody would lie on the internet
>had to buy glasses to pass driver's test>never wear my glassesSuch cases
Can't believe he blew the land lord girl off for Mary Jane
>>201330791This. They’re just assuming the sheep didn’t consent.
>>201330873used to have a job working with driver's licences/DMV records and easily 50% of drivers are supposed to be wearing them to drive yet I almost never see drivers wearing them. Many cases indeed
Saturday night :)))))
Wait it's friday actually lmao RETARD
lmao
>>201331069Virgin niggas.....
>>201330533
>>201327085whats Hermiones secret? i never watched harry potter
>>201331214She's a filthy mudblood
>>201330533How do they know the sheep didn't identify as human?
>>201331214Trans.
>>201331277whats that
>>201331290Her parents aren't wizards and other wizards look down on her
>>201331290Trans.
>>201331320that doesn't seem that bad but what do i know
i might be the most useless nigga god ever made
A bit hypocritical that America's response to Pearl Harbor was to attack the Japanese. Apparently Axis aggression is bad but aggression against the Axis isn't?
>>201331874tankies unironically argue this about the Korean war
>>201331874Absolutely retarded dogshit post
>>201331874we never attacked japan though
>>201331771Have you tried hating minorities?
>>201331364She was best friends with the literal christ figure of the wizarding world but chose to fuck his retarded incest laden friend instead
How come the Deftones weren't bigger?
>>201332114Same reason why Deathgrips isn't biggerThey're from Sacramento, California
>>201331933How could the western democracies denounce aggression by North Korea and North Vietnam when their response to it was to fight back?
If the Nazis were really the bad guys, the Allies would've let them kill all the Jews and Slavs
>>201332114Chi Ling Dai Cheng (actual name) died
we would be the most powerful country on earth if america and canada united
>>201331976might be the only thing i've ever succeeded at
>Korn>Deftones>Papa Roach>DeathgripsLiving in the Central Valley must suck bros
>>201332323Smosh is also from Sacramento
>>201332295not the biggest fan of this but the borders would be Aesthetic. Just imagine all those sq. Kms shitting on little Russia and China VGHH
>Canada joins the US>it's the second most populous state
>>201332301Then you are useful. Based anon
>>201332323I didn't realize all of Korn's music were about getting molested until like 2 years ago
My sibling is going into 9th grade and they assigned the class to read "counting by sevens".Don't remember much about the book but I was assigned to read it in 6th grade. What does this mean for the state of the west?
anyone notice that theres been a large increase of people larping as christians these past couple years? its very cringe
>>201332450I read that short story A&P like 7 times from middle school to college
>inb4 uhhh akkktually South Korea was a dictatorship between 1961-1987, and South Vietnam was also technically a dictatorship from 1956-1963 and then a military junta until its collapse
>>201332430>Canada joins the US>all provinces and territories are erased to make it one big state for some reasonReally triggers me
>>201332450Skibidi fortnite roblox
>>201332477still less cringey than being a Wiccan, satanist, reddit atheist, pagan larper, western "buddhist" etc.
>>201332430Canadian annexation would clearly see each individual Canadian province and territory incorporated into the Union as its own state. We wouldn't annex all of Canada wholesale and just have one massive state called "Canada."
If Canada joined the US I would hope for a government sponsored program to send the French down to Louisiana and revive French hereTired of the Anglo domination and oppression
>>201332531Christian larpers dont even go to church yet they yell christ is king
>>201332668I can tell you’re not a Christian from your posts
Mega churches growing up were just cheap day care centers
>>201332700the jeet is right tho
Do people still join Scientology in this day and age? Seems like a new age boomer sort of thing
>>201332668>yet they yell christ is kingBased
>>201332720Papist worm
>>201332781you gonna go to church this sunday
Sell me this crack rock
>>201332807I usually go to anticipatory mass
Nowhere in the Bible does it say you need to go to churchYou're a victim of Papal propaganda
>>201332736Honestly if the manuals for accessing the relevant ranks werent priced in the thousands I would join just for the network and orgies
>>201332898Which one of the 6 gorillion of evangelical denominations to you belong to son
>>201332736it has had declining membership for years, it peaked a long time ago.
Nowhere in the bible does it say you have butches nigga Lol
Nowhere in the bible does it say that you CAN'T develop an addiction to loli porn
>>201332560That's not a defense of federalism though, having state governments is stupid and gay. They combine all the worst aspects and limitations of both national and local government, and none of the benefits of either. It's like having a bunch of bureaucratic middle men who can't fund themselves or do much of anything without extensive help, but are still big enough to run themselves like fiefdoms and ignore the needs of constituents.
Romans 2:14: For when Gentiles, who do not have the Law, by nature do what the Law requires, they are a Law unto themselves, even though they do not have the Law.
>>201333071>“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.You aren't allowed to lust
>>201332963The one that makes it okay to fuck your mother
>>201332898muh sacred traditionmuh deposit of faithmuh magisterium :^)
My landlord looks like Narendra Modi
went hard in the paint(drank in excess) last night and my tummy hurts and I have a headache
>>201333243>injun landbergsWhy is this so increasingly common?
>>201333283They get into the hospitality business. Hotels and such, and naturally transition into Landbergs
>>201333234So the one cwc is a part of gotcha>>201333194grim
Think it would take a supervening act of grace to get me to believe in God, bros. I’m read up on theology, I’ve prayed for grace, I’ve offered myself in service, but I just don’t feel it in my heart. Shit sucks. Legitimately the great tragedy of my life
>>2013270852012 called they want their memes back lmaooooo
shut up nigga
>>201333365A lot of Saints doubted their faith too, it's actually not as bad a sign as you think to wrestle with it
>>201333365Because it isn't real. I've studied many religions over many decades and Christianity is my favorite. It's selfless, humble and noble. But it's all made up. I wish with all my heart that it was real, but it just isn't. No religion is. Nevertheless I try to live by Christian values because I honestly and wholeheartedly believe it's the best way for a human to behave on this planet. For both himself and others. Be humble. Be kind. Forgive people. Turn the other cheek. Don't seek vengeance. Be generous. Help the poor and helpless. It's just a great way to avoid problems in life, and doing good makes you feel good. It's win-win. But I don't believe all the magical stuff. I just can't. I prayed for years like you, but I just never felt it.Still. It's a transcendently beautiful message.
>>zoomers consider 2 paragraphs a novelSad commentary on our times
Knowing if you should worship god is pretty simple You're white You're above average heightThis means he loves you and you can love him back :) (no biggie if you dont, you're destined to be saved anyway)
gem or coal /cum/?
>brit (you)'s me
Wanna see something funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ3mf_wFseU
my tummy huuuuuuuuuuurts
>>201333834Swallow a pool ball That will help
>>201333834same i decided i'm done being a pipsqueak so i ate a bunch of pbjs and now i'm just a lethargic pipsqueak
>>201333878
Emulate the style of Pino Mauro
>>201333915Go ahead. Trust me.
>>201333597Even if this is the case, and I’m not convinced yet that it is, am I retarded for wanting to believe as others believe? To have the ease and confort that faith can provide? Regardless of the truth of the elision itself, the fact remains that there are people who have faith and people who don’t. I wish with all sincerity to be in the former camp, but I’m not, and I don’t think my position has anything to do with what is or isn’t capital-T True. It’s a problem with me, it’s the distance I feel from God (or whatever we should call the divine sense as technical non-believers). I’m afraid, and I’m suffering, and I want to be saved from this. I pray that the Lord will show me mercy.
Once I sign up on Tinder it is OVER for all men in my country aged 18-30
>>201333969Autocorrect inserted “Elision,” I meant to type “religion.” It wasn’t “Eleison” lol
>>201333973
good morning
>>201334051Fire your editor. You'll neve writteva successful bible like that
>>201333973Where are you with this job search
>>201334124it's not even morning on the west coast spinster. Good afternoon thoughever
>>201333969>am I retarded for wanting to believe as others believe? To have the ease and confort that faith can provide?Absolutely not. There's nothing as comforting as having that ironclad certainty, all questions answered, everything laid out according to a black and white system. Every person wants answers. The problem arises when what you're being told in your religious system is: 1) in direct opposition to everything you know to be true (people don't get raised from the dead after 3 days or walk on water)2) From a pre-scientific era where superstition and the sword ruled 3) not resonating within you to the point where you actually believe it at all, let alone beyond a shadow of a doubt.So the options are to either do as I do, believe it isn't true but still like and emulate the message, or, flaunting all reason, force yourself to believe what you know (or think) can't be true. Throw all doubt to the wind and jump in headfirst wholeheartedly. I wouldn't fault you for doing either, life is hard and answers hard to come by. If you can feel fulfilled by believing g then by all means do so
>>201334108Correct>>201334145Jerb interview comin RIIIIIIIGHT up next week, I'll just ace it and get the job immediately
>>201334247>people don't get raised from the dead after 3 days or walk on waterNot him but this is irrelevant because the whole point of Christianity is that Jesus wasn't a normal "person". This is unlike Islamic or Jewish prophets.
Tried prime, lads. Knew it was going to be shit, but damn was it shit.What is your favourite freedom slop in freedom land?
jesus christ, RFK is really spitting truths. can't believe how silenced he is, in the media
>>201334342>Jesus wasn't a normal "person"That's irrelevant. It's the same thing. Believing that people get raised from the dead is within the same wheel well as believing Jesus was a magic man born of a Galilean virgin. It's all fantastical stuff
>>201334369Arizona iced tea
>>201334397Dems unironically hated him more than the Orange man
>>201334397>DURRZ WURMZ IN MAH BRAYNZ>dang, sage
>>201334369A&W Creme Soda
>>201334483best be moving on, boy, this is MUG country
>>201334369i’ve been drinking those coffee monsters latelyi like the mean bean one
>>201334433But it's not that same thing, if you can already accept the concept of an omnipotent proactive Supreme Deity it's not that hard to accept Jesus doing miracles as the Son of God. It's supposed to be fantastical, that's the "proof" He is fulfilling the Scripture and predictions of the Messiah.
>>201334524I wouldn't put you out with Mug if you was on fire
>>201334637the only thing putting out is yo momma
>>201334636You're not getting me. It's all the same shit. Belief in any magical shit. Including God, Jesus, getting raised from the dead or walking on water. Belief in any of this is the same shit
>>201334674
>>201334688We are agreeing actually just from opposite ends. You rationally aren't supposed to believe in the magical shit, that's the proof this is something "special" and divine.
If I haven't fucked around a lot by the end of 2025 I'm getting on finasteride or an heroing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSII-z4js1M
How do I get my coworkers to stop talking to me about SEX
>>201334853pretend to be some sort of religious schizo, that will unironically make them stop. In fact they will be uncomfortable to talk about pretty much anything after that.
>>201334817Maybe. What the fuck do I know?
cummies, im drinking covfefe
>>201334908They're all Mexican and larp as Christians. One of them was talking to me about how he says he needs to stop having sex with his girlfriend because it's against God I'm not even making this up I hate normies so fucking much
>>201334979I just woke up and need to get out of bed to get some cofevev. Lend me your strength
>>201334979'jak him
>>201333785fat retard. ptu
>>201335003ok then pretend to be gay or muslim
>>201335045ill cheer for you bud
Prancing nougat in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the wooooorld
>>201335142I told him that blowjobs were haram as a joke but then had to explain what that meant.
>>201335003>One of them was talking to me about how he says he needs to stop having sex with his girlfriend because it's against Godgrim
Im hungry but I still feel nauseous
>>201335217>Latinos are totally unaware of IslamBlessed and VGHH, letting them into the new world was the biggest Anglo mistake
Maduro is stayin
>>201335199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RtYGwiOgro
>>201335003>One of them was talking to me about how he says he needs to stop having sex with his girlfriend because it's against Godkek I have the same problem with my girlfriend. We're catholic tho
I would like to put my penis in Taylor swift's butt
>>201335354you guys need to go to confession
I don't know anything about her never heard her music knowingly and don't know what her voice even sounds like, but I'd die for her and protect her with my lifeHer and Miss Monique
>dj simp is also a swiftie simpYikes
>>201335528Do you also wish to sodomize mimo
Coming down with a cold just in time for the weekend
whats hermiones secret
>>201335666Problem?
>>201335682she's a mudblood
This as new US national anthem y/nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efbZ6RjMeZ4
>>201335716but thats not a secret isnt it
>>201335670I wouldn't touch MiMo sexually, I respect her too much. However if she wanted to be in a loving monogamous relationship....
>>201335756iirc most people outside of her friends dont know, they assume she's full wizard because she's so smart
>>201335684Shouldn't be anyone's problem but yours.Still incredibly cringe tho. I can't believe how you think it makes you look in good but ok
>I respect women
How often do we have to talk about Harry Potter? I’m going to kms. This website is 18+
>>201335810I don't think it "makes me look" anything. I just don't care about what literally who's on the internet think about me on an anonymous Bhutanese Roller Derby forum
>>201335900most millenials grew up reading ittouch grass, incel
>>201335900>twice in the last weekrelax nigga
>>201335797its well established in the films, everybody makes fun of her for overcompensating due to her inferiority complex
roller derby is cool
>>201335937Twice too many>>201335932Me too retard, but “grew up” is the operative phrase there
>>201335971TSwift isn't that remarkable as a singer. Her lyrics are her strong point but they're still not fantastic.
>>201335457we do quite often...It's just that my girlfriend has such a great body that I am always tempted
>>201335920Why you keep posting it then? I don't get that either no one here respects it. What do you gain?
>>201336008
>>201335848I don't
>>201335457I'm not getting into a closed booth with another man and telling him I busted ropes to "SDMF - 013 REIKO HIRAOKA Menopausal Mother Takes Care of Her Manchild Sons Sexual Urges"
>>201336176I'll just have mai waifu get me one
>>201336115the feeling is mutual
>>201336026Because I want to. Next stupid question?
Also my coworkers keep asking me if I know shit about harry potter or star wars because I "look like someone who would know"
>>201336233My women respecter days are behind me
>>201336233YWNBAW
>>201336254do you have the soyjak face or something? Grim
Chistu GOD this coffee from this morning is strong. I think someone might've reviewed the old coffee grounds cuz sipping this shit is like doing lines of cocaine
>>201336009she just makes catchy pop songs for teenage girls thats it really, her american accent makes her voice otherwise forgettablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64
>>201336346They mean to say that he looks fat and retarded
>>201336393its 1 in the afternoon
>>201336254Same except it's my family and they buy me funkopops for Christmas :/
Thank God for all the porn games on my computer or I'd have nothing to masturbate to without internet
>>201336416funky pops
Damn these incels are weird creatures. It's like trying to figure out what a monkey could be thinking when he sticks his finger in his ass
>My women respecter days are behind me
>>201336414I know and I'm drinking coffee that was made this morning
operation sleep my life away is going swimmingly
>>201336346>>201336407I'm tall white and skinny
I didn't know Renzo Arbore's father wrote "Luna Rosa". But considering old Renzo is 87 years old, the timeline starts to make sense.
>>201336400American accents can be charming in the right genre
should i go out in the rain and buy a four loko using 3 one dollar bills and 12 quarters
>>201336623glasses? beard?
>>2013367400 for 5, Kenny
Anyone here ever mix lemon juice, water, and sugar? I’ve just stumbled upon this delightful little concoction. Very refreshing on a summer’s day. I think I’ll call it “slurp juice”
>>201336736I mean, yeah?
>>201336756Nope. They're mexican so they probably see all white people as jaks. One of them tols me a white person cut him in line one time and he started going off about white privilege or whatever
>>201336850>white privilegedamn even the natural conservative latinx believe in this? it's over
>>201336728not really, they range from ait to insufferablei like the national and interpol
>>201336913I mean it's true. Would you hire someone named Brayden McCullough or Alberto Martinez or Qu'artez Washington
>>201337006depends on the job desu
I dont understand how people can be NEETs. Ive been unemployed for like 5 months and its been absolutely miserable. I played vidya and watched a movie yesterday, didnt leave the house, and I feel like a slug
Drumpf
should I sell or should I wait
>>201337292I understand easily how people could be nerts and if be one too if I could get away with it but I can't so I work. I love not doing anything all day
>>201337333sell your bummy? you can sell your bummy to me anytime
>>201337292legitimate NEETs are usually miserable but too passive to do anything about their lives
>>201337333Wait until $100000. I’m saying this because I’m a hater, not a believer
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vvIY-ncXbso
Um... Le benis, m'lady *tips fedora and smirks*
i love reggie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiRn3Zlw3Rw
Are you sure god doesn't want you to have this power
Who is more masculine: a mafia boss, a billionaire ceo, an Alaskan trapper, or a bodybuilder?
based Brazil
>>201337910Alaskan trapper.
>>201337910Trapper > mob boss > bodybuilder > CEO
>>201337910Mafia boss is just a ruthless murderer, a billionaire is just someone who finagled his way to the top or got money from Mommy and daddy, a bodybuilder is nothing, even fags lift weights. Only masculine heterosexual men become Alaskan trappers. There are no poofters on the tundra of Alaxsxaq
>>201337876based Mexico *
>>201337910There are gay bodybuilders(all of them), Mafia dons (Frankie The fag) and CEOs(Tim Cook) but I doubt there any gay alaskan trappers
Use this pic for the new
I want a cute WASPY old money new englander girl to call me a disgusting monkey and to tell me to go back to my country
>>201338327a lot of brown and black people have this sort of fetish
>>201337910me ( I fuck trannies )
>>201338795>>201338795>>201338795
use a small bag of baby carrots for the new