nooooo i don't want a sweaty muscular woman pinning me down and overpowering me haha edition
So when you kiss a girl are you supposed to close your eyes?
I want her to press her bum against my face and rip a nasty fart.
You are poo.
friday night and the group chat's quiet. third week in a row. dont think my mates like me anymore. i know that at least two of them are gonna be going out with their own mates later tonight and i'll be sat at home all weekend again.
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AfAsBMa7wE
>>201328320America is not a serious country
>>201328355...prefer not to say
Ah yes, Republicans famously hate Jews
rucked it
just shaved my pubescan you lads post some webms of some big titted ladies so i can get hard and see how big my willy looks? thanks.
classiquehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRYECr0_ig
30 year old dying millenicucks actually think 20 years old aren't young enough to have used YouTube as childrenYou're fucking freaks
no miceno petersno dragonsno chemistryno osrsno pissno deer
Bit too much sexual nonsense being bandied about.
>>201328374if it helps you feel better they likely never liked you xx
>>201328365>haha what are the japanese like!yank after watching some dumb tiktok clip
I am 28 years old.I have never had sex.
last thread was quite comfy in spite of diegos weekly melty9/10
Where to watch/DL Little Britain all episodes?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1K7c33pKDk
>4 captcha fails in a rowchon didn't want my new
>>201328385Alex Jones has been getting pretty anti-Jewish lately.
god? doesn't exist
>>201328382have you ever kissed a girl?
>>201328395didn't say that did i? i said zoomers don't watch let's plays. they got into youtube with the later wave of retards like pewdiepie and jacksepticeye that do completely different types of video game videos
my penis will be in a vagina later tonightwill be thinking of you lot
>>201328456can get rid of him with one simple trick
>>201328355think so
>>201328385Don't see how this post relates to British culture
>>201328463And yet Jenas is the one that gets the boot, mad that
>>201328470Early 20s and I grew up watching creepypastas and let's plays
I’m nude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIGAt5yvfmw
>>201328385The younger ones like Nick Fuentes do
>>201328465...prefer not to say
boomer: hahamillenial: lol, lmaozoomer: i'm dead, <skull emojis>
>>201328482I believe in free speech so I avoid filtering even the gayest of retards
>>201328463catyank you were whinging on about how /brit/ is full of politics now you're bringing up alex jones out of nowhere
>>201328470>i said zoomers don't watch let's plays.They were made for Generation Zyklon-B mate
>>201328520Fuentes isn't a Republican, he's a straight up Neo-Nazi
Ah yes, elected representatives Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes
>>201328459I'm afraid they all fell down the wokemob memory hole
>>201328498which let's players did you watch then?
>>201327058So you can't prove God, glad we could clear that up.Russell wins again.
>>201328548Brave
>>201328520>Nick Fuentes
>>201328498I’m 36 and I watched videotapes because it was 1994 and the internet didn’t exist yet.
>>201328574again your inability to engage with my point and your attempt to deflect by shifting the goalposts suggests to me that you cannot answer my question, if you are unable to have an honest conversation about your claim why do you think i should bother having a conversation with you about anything else?
>>201328548you're retarded. free speech doesn't mean force yourself to listen. just don't prevent others from speaking.
>>201328554I'm not catyank.
we talking about american politics again then?
What does the B in Generation B stand for?
>>201328556no they weren't. there's a reason that let's playing died out as soon as zoomers became the majority of youtube watchers. video game YT shifted away from episodic content and towards one-off videos and clickbait titles
>>201328578Did you think the blair witch project was real when you first saw it?
IN THE NAME OF JESUSHALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH GIVE ME YOUR MONEYLET ME TOUCH YOUR KIDS-average church experience
skibidi bop bop
just farted like 8 times
Bought some beers 4x440ml cans of moretti £7.79Slim pickings at the local Londis
>>201328586*sticks my finger in your face* sniff that
>>201328598Generation Blacked
>>201326851He tempted fate
>>201328520Nick Fuentes literally thinks dinosaurs weren't real I'm not joking
beppys are not allowed
>>201328610Yes.
>>201328319if this doesnt make you hard you are literally gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vnd0DLQyF0
>>201328638Fuck off Heathermong you evil ghoul.
Have you ever used the word 'hella'?
When you realise how shit and meaningless existence is, it wears you downYou can see it on the face - cold distant eyes, face aged beyond it's years, distant look of despair and horror
>>201328628need 6 for a fiver back
>>201328574>Russell wins againbait
>>201328585Why are you repeating yourself like a blithering idiot
I want to sex with picrel, where should I catch him?
>>201328609>tfw I'm not real because you say soWeird
>>201328598bastard
>>201328682Like "Yanks are hella cringe"
thoughts on Mongolia
>>201328628>£7.79 for 4x440ml domestically brewed Burton slopbetter off getting a bottle of vodka from the local petrol station
>>201328682chyeah totally
>>201328656Yeah it was a comfy time though I'm a few years younger than you so I didn't really experience it as much.Do you remember seeing The Ring when it came out as well? I remember the idea of an urban legend of a videotape that killed you was still kind of believable before mass internet saturation.
>>201328718Yeuh
The holiday forecast for next week. Gf is fuming because the travel agents said it would be mild by September.
>>201328726Asian with a hairy stomach. That is truly remarkable.
What are you reading?
Diego challenge: be nice to other people for a whole evening
>>201328756you going to africa?
>>201328756where
>>201328385Are you talking about Republican politicians or Republican voters? There's a big difference.
>>201328726
>>201328768Russian admixture
Arnold Schwarzenegger and a former girlfriend, pictured some time in the 70s.
give islands back pls ill send qt big bunda latinas i promise
>>201328754Might have quoted Chloe from LiS once or twice as she's up there with my characters in all of fiction
>>201328816how can we give you something back that you've never even owned?
not sure what i do on 4chan anymore, mostly read a little during the mornings then i completely forget about it during huge swaths of the day
Sabrina's album is out lads :)She's been topping the UK charts
Just seen a lad driving around in a balaclava What's going on there then?
>>201328779It’d be nice if he could just try and not be the most boring dickhead imaginable but I think he is genuinely incapable of doing that.
>>201328828Based cringe appreciator
paint me face wiv a few ropes of ya luv gunk
>>201328864Fuck off and die you cuckold.
>>201328868We live in a lawless society
>>201328864Charts? In the streaming age? Doesn't mean much does it
Irish diaspora face
>>201328868UVF is going on a scooby doo hunt.
oh my days leftypol
>>201328771The most important work of 21st century philosophy, pic related
None of your are real people I'm just wasting my time with a bunch of AI bots programmed to act like annoying losers
the readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:10,000_most_common_passwords
>>201328910>it'sMiss when marketing dickheads at least knew how to spell
>>201328839Don't lie you're still obsessed with it
Grimaldo
>>201328933like clockwork.
>>201328947that's not nice, and also a bit schizophrenic
>>201328933>How many white women have to be brutally murdered before leftypol acknowledge theres a problem?>leftypol: all of them
>>201329007leftypol haircut
>>201328750The Ring was a big meme. Blair Witch was marketed as being the “scariest movie ever made” and this was before found footage was a thing. The Ring tried to capitalize on found footage but I thought it was boring.
GETTHEMHOUSEDHERE
>>201328933leftypol turning a blind eye to this
new /brit/ pub meetup when
https://www.ft.com/content/c2fd2a45-bd2e-4bc6-b3a0-65e535782bf7>Keir Starmer tells Xi Jinping he wants closer UK-China relations
Don't get how you can get arrested for assault If you spark a cunt out and then go away how are they going to arrest you?
>>201328956>6133: British
>>201328956guilty
>>201329026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3UjJ4wKLkg
Horse *eats just grass* *becomes massive animal with massive cock*Me: *eats everything available, meat, fruit, veg**doesnt gain any weight and remains skeleton build*
need Russian gf
>>201329096Cock status?
Wouldn't call myself a feminist but misogynists disgust me
>>201328956>shadow>dragonin top 10wha the fuck/
only ___ can satifsy her
i like cock ngl
>>201328956all the dates of birth ones are 80s and 90s. zoomers were raised with upper case lower case number symbol minimum 8 letter
>>201329129I
The Molotov Ribbentrop Pact was based and kino tbqh
>>201329115 3 inches on a good dayI'm half Jewish
>>201329129bacon double cheeseburgee
>27 years oldwhy does rorke age so quickly
>>201329129Me
misandrist icks me
>>201329007Still quite a bit of mystery about who killed him and why but yeah probably was caused by a communication breakdown between two mad commies
mad how diego never responded to this>>201327854
>>201329114qt
>>201328864Sabrina's music sounds like it could have been generated by AI.
>>201329129whats her instagram
>>201329214https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/cottagecheese/
just the 13k steps walked for me todayand you? a few paces from your smelly bedroom to your smelly toilet was it? maybe a pit stop at your smelly fridge?don't make me laugh
>>201329182Mad how true this is
>>201329129Lard
need Lightning gf
>>201329096You need an Indian dish, lad. If it makes Sikhs it makes peak physiques
>>201329174Rough
>>201328319I work for shit pay imagine being paid 21 dollars an hour for this
It's Friday, ladsGET THE FUCKING CANS IN>>201329234And the cans, I'll be going out for the cans, ladAnd the BIG chips
>>201329182I've noticed this too. Cuckposting starts at roughly 5pm and ends by midnight
>>201329129I genuinely find cellulite peng. I pretty much exclusively like BBWs yet I've always been slim and eat one meal a day. Odd innit.
THOUGHTS & PRAYERS
>god doesnt exist because...> i havent seen himAh like how you havent seen your willy in years?
>>201329262Does it also makes you reek
meltdown incoming
new game out where napoleon's a woman omds
anyone into femdom
>>201329234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=354zVBILYPM
>>201329271is that a glory hole for feet
>>201329197least blind atheist
>>201329262Ive seen you post this before 190. VPN off.
>>201329328sometimes yeahsometimes just like watching a couple of people who fancy each other shagging
>>201329273Not surprising really, having a job is basically being a cuck anyway.
>>201329319You look like this.
Heard female coworkerberg say 'big white cock' in conversation with another woman as I walked past
>>201329373mogs me
go’ a loicense to sell hair tonic to bald eagles in omaha. nebraska?
>>201329380They were talking about me.
>>201329340why are you so easily baited
>>201329385in what ways
>>201329373anyone know what his tattoo says?
>>201329007>Caldwell was one of the staunchest defenders of thePol Potregime. He frequently attempted todownplay reports of mass executionsby theKhmer RougeinCambodiaand was widely criticised by many authorities for doing so.>On 22 December, Caldwell had a private audience with Pol Pot, the leader of Cambodia. After the meeting, he came back to the guesthouse in a mood described as "euphoric".>An hour later Caldwell was dead. He had been shot in the chest.Would genuinely be fascinated to know what his last thoughts were as he was murdered by the regime he made it his life's mission to defend.
>>201329325Vive l'Imperatrice
British birds are so peng
>>201329369based keely ass enjoyer
>>201329401everyway but bf% and hair>>201329398>try to have honest discussions with epoplee by thinking the best of thme"hurr durr just baiting"grim
beers in the freezeri'll give then 25 mins i think and then crack one open and shift the rest to the fridge
sex in africa
>>201329369literally negative arse>>201329455>ass FOY
>>201329456if you're trying to have honest conversations why do you keep insulting them
>>201329455>>201329369very fantastic pawg
>>201329462got some mates coming round yeah?
>>201329455If they'd have told me in school if you become an olympic athelete you can fuck loads of hotties I'd have turned up for PE
Got a 1.2k bonus coming in de lads
>>201329325High time we started putting pretty women in position of authority
>>201329417did he tell her about how hard he wanked watching her fuck some fella in front of his sons to teach them shagging?
>>201329486lmao she has one of the roundest bubble butts in history you fucking fag
>>201329340ah i see the problem, there was a russian somewhere in the reply chain to a different post you were also responding to, and so you were getting filteredanyway, your claim that you make no assertion about the existence of god is obviously disproved by your disparaging comments about atheists, so could you show us your proof that god exists?
>>201329490consequence of them ingoring what i write
Are you more of a physiognomist or phrenologist?
>oh rorke, what are you like?>let's help him up
The word “soda” is one yankism I agree with. “Fizzy drink” is clunky and awkward.
>>201329504might watch some JOI porn
>>201329518Giz a bit
nibba really just called this a negative ass
Arsed my bank holiday up already I KNOW it
>>201329518Spending it on the chips and cans I hope, lad >>201329560Canslad would be a phrenologist. It means I'd get to touch the Sabhdh's hair instead of just analyzing their facial features
loool, whitebois be like: >>201329550
>>201329558simple mistake, no need for antagonism
Going to Morries soon What should I get lads?
>>201329604B O O B AOOBA
me when i stay on the sunlight for more than 2 hours
>>201329617ok
>>201329604>Want to know how I got these scars?
>when a keelybro appears outside of /sp/
got the 2 live crew on
>>201329234*Smeggy
>>201329542literally double the size of minegenuinely think it would be peng to be the dominant one outside the bedroom, but inside the bedroom I'm her bottom
>>201329580only heard people born before 1960 say this
!!
>>201329661He won't like this...
>>201329604too big
>>201329580It's called pop
le music defener
>>201329685Double negative
>>201329698so obviously a bloke
>>201329580my dad calls it "pop"
>>201329695woah... she's built... like a man..
SHE AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A HOOCHIE MAMAHOOD RATHOOD RAT HOOCHIE MAMA
How do trannoids have such massive williams? Such a waste
Curious how all the same freaks start spamming at once as soon as Diego is humiliated
>>201329716where's the shrek version of this
post below me likes fat women to sit on his face and fart
>>201329716thought this was epic when I was 13
>>201328365
>>201329775No but it is an interesting correlation nonetheless.
>>201329776grim state of politics in 2024
>>201329716He's correct, normies are cattle.
>>201329734People with alt sexuality tend to be higher T
>>201329765fart is overkill but rest is corrr
>>201329811he's such an individualists for listening to the most popular band of all time
22 years old and never had sex
need German gf
>>201329815Damn they got to my nigga Neil, too?Athiest bros I don’t feel so good…
>>201328365Would quite like to put my penis into a Japanese female’s vagina
>>201329815it’s actually people with autismautistic freaks are more likely to be tranniesautists have higher level of pre natal testosterone exposure so on average have bigger willies it’s true
>>201329854shall we have sex tonight?
The sweltering summer of 1992
>>201328365Having sex with more than one person is repulsive.
Which one of you was this?
>>201329096Genetics innit>>201329262Can't beat a good curry
>>201329815>>201329864
>>201329836fuck me dead would plough her
>>201329871yappa yappa
>>201329871Hmm, yes, quite right.
>>201329896Proof that anyone who harasses are Toby is reddit :/
>>201329896lmao wtf
>>201329851He's in secondary school, his taste evolved.
Pint of cronenberg tonight
>>201329580outside of the cities it's always 'sodie-pop'
boycotting toby for their horrific discrimination against my fellow autists
Got the Hegre on
>>201329896Hope whoever did this is killed
>>201329927shut up nigga
dadberg telling me about how he used to rob people's giros and cash them when he was younger
>>201329896spainpaedo you have got to get a grip on reality :/
>>201329896this was obviously said with his tongue firmly in his cheek
>>201329968Hegre has essentially become BLACKED these days
literally what did they mean by this?
Raining heavily here, ladsMight not get to the cansshop and the chipsshop with how it is
-1 to his simcards
got the kirikyogen on
>>201329815He's right about XX/XY not being enoughSome people have just one X chromosome (Turner syndrome) or XXY chromosomes (Klinefelter syndrome), etc
My cousin is a lesbian and I'm currently attempting to shag her obviously straight gf.
>[Deleted]hooting
>>201330018You are extremely mentally ill.
>>201330020i love going out for beer when it's raining
>>201330020Just use an umbrella innit.
>>201329776baseddespise Glowie Robinson sick of low IQ individuals falling for his tricks
>>201329955It's always female managers who think they can just say no to stuff when it inconveniences them
back from the pub lads did I miss much?
>>201330076yeah
>>201330076couple of good posts from menot sure about anyone else i rarely read posts that i didn't make
>>201330076Had a poo.
>>201330028Literally exceptions to the ruleBesides he is not an expert nor an authority on genetics but is speaking from a position of authority as a popular scientists celebrity to encourage degenerate paedophiles’ continued assault on common decency and confused children
>>201330058
Of course the British populist leader in exile is named "Tommy Robinson"
>>201330076What's yer tipple lad?
>[Deleted]
Had 7 (seven) wanks today
>>201330050I did not say that as a good thingHave you seen the sex videos they’ve done lately
>what's your gender? oh let me just administer a chromosome test to find outbravo gender critics have you considered living in the real world?
its crazy how spainfrak abuses his janny powers because people like mousegod more than him
>>201330132umm he's called Stephen Yaxley-Lennon sweaty
what was deleted
>>201330140must have a cock like a swizzels drumstick lad
>>201330107The only people pretending that he isn't controlled opposition at this point are intelligence agencies or the coked up hooligans he preaches to
>>201330143No I'm not an incel so I don't watch grim fetish porn.
>>201330107nah I just see Glowie Robinson as the containment he is
>>201330107dumb fuck
>>201330171mousey
>>201330175I nearly squirted myself inside out on the last one
>>201330149Can tell from a mile away by your gargantuan male physiognomy
>>201330219>>201330219>>201330219
>>201330149>this person looks like a man, acts like a man, dresses like a man, sounds like a man, smells like a man, and does stereotypically male things>but she says her pronouns are she/her so its a womannice one retard
someone reply to this post in the next thread
>>201330018glad Emily Bloom got out before it went full blackedall she did was touch a black fella's willy
>>201329319interesting how this post was included in the mouseard ban wave
>>201328946indeed a cheap century
>>201330814>>201330814>>201330814
