ayo dat nibba be smoking dem moldy ass mids!

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Dinosaurs

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>>201350071

>>201350071
did you see the kitty cam where he goes out and fights the other cats and was the alpha cat on the block that was a funny one too

>>201350088
Don't do that, it inhibits rem

>>201349383
>>201349376
>>201349408
should I DM her memes or DM her asking if she wants to hang out tomorrow night? Or wait til I see her in person? I don't know when that might happen next, it could be weeks
We really are just like acquaintances but shes very giggly and chatty when we talk, but unfortunately thats not enough of an indicator of whether shes into me or not.

>>201350088
>I’m not even fiending
Meanwhile >>201349986

Currently smoking avb and kief like a 4th worlder

>>201350124
i think i have but i don't really remember it if you could find it
>>201350127
dude just message her and ask if she wants to get a coffee or something sometime, you are in college and you're young you have nothing to lose
sending the cute cat meme is just an example of an icebreaker

>>201350134
It doesn't need to be accessible but obviously I will generally prioritize what is accessible to me
Can you give a specific example of an important detail that you believe I'm missing?

Why did smoking opium fell out of fashion?

>>201350127
Ask in person or no balls. Sending her memes is going to read as strange if you’re literally just acquaintances.

If you’re going to message just keep it surface level to remind her of your existence before asking later in person

Just watched Chinatown. What a waste of what could have easily been a 10/10 movie.
>>201350139
reddit is down the hall and to the left

at least truck prices were low when we had democrap presidents
fuckin clowns thinking not having a big vehicle is gonna reduce their fuel costs by anything useful

>>201350162
It didn't

>>201350162
Other opioids like fentanyl and heroin provide a stronger high, apparently.

>>201350169
>at least truck prices were low when we had democrap presidents
nigga we have a demoshit president right now and truck prices are through the fucking roof.

this better be some sort of shitty "trolling" I swear you mothafuckas are dumb as hell

just find love on tinder like everyone else sweetie, youre not special <3

>>201350162
Liquid morphine became available
Even before then, liquid opium was préfères by euros in the form of laudanum

>>201350183
rude

>>201350154
https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/1819776999675617519

I don't have it in a webm, maybe I'll convert it one day idk. fun to watch them thoughever

>>201350186
Preferred* fucking gay ass French keyboard

>>201350183
Yes. She is special. -.-

>>201350183
did you?

>>201350204
ignore him he's just a sourpuss
just talk to her

>>201350200
holy cow that's an intense video
i can make it a webm ill do that in a bit thanks for sharing

I love and protect women from incels

>>201350183
Back when I still was on Twitter, I found it better than tinder. Was able to be funny enough to attract the ladies. Now I just meet people irl and it’s better but harder

I remember trying civ 5 once and immediately on the tutorial or the first mission whatever it was the turns were talking several minutes each and I quit

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>>201350231
the way they meow at each other isn't like I'd ever heard before, kinda fascinating.

down lower in that thread there's a cool video of a cat walking across pipes like it's no big deal hah, cute acrobat kitty

>>201350246
Who'd win in a fist fight between you and Jason

>>201350163
lol boomer
>>201350154
good advice
>>201350169
>truck prices
a vastly relevant metric for electoral success, im sure

>>201350277
Jason would slip on a banana peel at the start of the fight and then the Brazilian would start sucking his dick as a bjj move

>>201350158
I can't give a specific example because I can never know what you know. In the same vein, the person you're getting summarizations from can not know what you do not know, so you are very likely to miss out on pertinent information because of this quandary. The best way to get the most knowledge on a topic is to read the source material and related materials, before going on to commentaries and discussions with others. Neoplatonism is too religious and less philosophical for me. It relies more on faith than logic. For metaphysics Daoism is much more structured, and has the bonus of still having actual mystical practices people can and do follow today as the teachings have remained preserved unlike that of ancient western philosophy.

>>201350275
cats meow to communicate with people, so the noises they are making their way for communicating with other cats
can you link the acrobat video it doesn't show up for me

Solve this riddle

>>201350246
civ is so slow and i find it very frustrating that i know nothing about my peoples culture and have to do nothing to stay in power for thousands of years, yet i have to tell them to farm this patch of arable land over here. makes no sense.

>>201350301
Well I'm basically asking what's in particular is unique to i'ching that isn't covered by Jung, or what's unique to Daoism that is superior to Neoplatonism?

Oops forgot to post riddle

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>>201347245
I’m not chikan
>>201347288
I don’t do anything illegal

just finished watching destiny's stream
damn that nigga smart

>>201350310
https://x.com/monicamoonx/status/1819779559501210024

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how can they just get away with this lol

>>201350369
law of diminishing returns on this gimmick

>>201350384
the bit at the beginning with the thin little pipes is really impressive

>>201350326
Jung wasn't even open about his usage of the i'ching until like his 60s. If you want to actually learn about it then you should directly use it. You can even do it for free and instantly here https://www.ichingonline.net/ Talk about accessible.

As for Daoism being superior here's a man using qi to do what is considered impossible by most westerners. There are 0 Neoplatonists doing anything remarkable today to prove that there is a Demiurge for example. The man in the video I linked is proving yin and yang qi exist by virtue of him being able to manipulate it, so he has a proof of concept for yin-yang theory. But they are both kinda similar in that The Monad is sorta like The Dao.

YouTube keeps taunting me with these recommendations.
https://youtu.be/SmMEzS6qAg4?si=PnCMHloQO2N4TtIa

>>201350416
>>201350326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdYM0vNufwc forgot the link to the video

Me gusta el queso por que esta cremoso. Hmmm

>>201350463
si

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Population density

>>201350485
hey im in this pic

>>201350416
>>201350461
Definitely don't believe youtube bullshit but I'll get around to looking into it ok

the drapes don't actually match the carpet but thank you for asking

>>201350532
they do, you are red white and blue down below

>>201350532
nobody asked though

>>201350532
Spinster! Have some decency!

>>201350529
it's reposted from VHS tapes from the 80s. The man only agreed to be videotaped because he thought scientists would look at it. The people instead just made a documentary. And it doesn't matter if you believe in it or not much in the same way your belief in electricity doesn't affect the impact it has on our computers.

>>201350177
i legit just forgot he was still in office
at least my shitposting is working for unintended reasons

>>201350416
This isn't philosophy, this is schizo-tier mysticism

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family once again asked me if i would ever get married. aaaaaaaaand i had to lie.

>>201350645
so you said no?

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good night America!

>>201350658
Initially told them i would never marry but changed to "maybe in the future" after they questioned my sanity.

>>201350660
good night

Is the foid called spinster or cinnamoroll
Are these 2 different people

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>the foid

>>201350775
there's no foid here. it's jason larping

>>201350805
one time I was jason's boiwife

>fucked up once again
genuinely need to kms

>>201350795
This guy probably more handsome than you

>>201350845
what happened

my head hurts a lot

>>201350857
cousin was talking about her shoes and i proceeded to move out of my chair and physically look at her feet. lord have mercy.

>>201350905
1. That's fine, she was talking about her shoes, she expects people to look at her shoes
2. Stop sexualizing your cousin you degenerate freak

>>201350917
i am not sexualizing her + she wasn't wearing shoes.

>>201350905
you were just looking at her shoes you don’t have to make it weird

>>201350934
what’s the issue then

I tried to go to bed like 3 hours ago and can't fall asleep
I was about to pass out until i got to bed

>>201350532
Pretty common. I think it relates to the manifestation of recessive genes, assuming you’re not talking about dye jobs. Hell, my moustache doesn’t even match my beard when I grow it out (which I generally don’t)

>>201350974
he's a footfag and it triggered wierdness in him

footfags are broken people...

>>201350608
Got his ass

>>201351025
If wanting to massage your moms soles and toes with my tongue is wrong then i don't want to be right

Haven’t seen FK in a while :/

>>201351056
He posted this last week a little
Really faggy pro longnose posts

>>201351013
bed is a curse. the couch is another option that surprisingly can help - if you spend time restless in bed, you train your brain to associate it with stress. if you stay in bed, try paced breathing or muscle relaxation. DBT therapy teaches these things so just look it up if you dont know.

fuck allergies

>>201350974
isn't it weird i tried to look at her feet by putting in all the effort of getting out?

>>201351088
I tried the physiological sigh thing a few times but no dice.
It sucks. Will have to try some other things in future

>>201351113
what are you allergic to
im really allergic to pollen i have to take benadryl for like 2 months out of the year during spring

>>201351130
it’s really not that deep you’re looking too much into this i think buddy

pensy hasnt posted in forever.

>>201351148
well i hope so too. i dont want her to be weirded out since it was never my intention.

>>201351161
Does she have sexy feet tho?

>>201351158
who tf is pensy
is this a pre-2016 /cum/ personality?

Ill admit it
My life is shit so i enjoy kicking down at niggers

>>201351161
it’ll be okay buddy im sure she wasn’t

>>201351179
fuck off

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technically still children, no?

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What's your favorite McDonald's item /cum/padres?
Every few months I get a cheeseburger, fries and mcnuggies.

I once got falsely accused of staring at some girl’s feet when I was totally zoned out and staring into space (very sleep deprived) back 7th grade lmao

>>201351204
Fine keep it to yourself. I'm going to imagine she has sexy feet and masturbate to the thought of her anyways
Ta ta

>>201350154
>>201350163
we have the same academic advisor and if it backfires I wouldn't want her to tell him.
I hate this, it's tearing me apart, I wish it was easier but I can't get past this mental block. this happens every time.

>>201351221
nuggies

>>201351221
filet o fish
fuck I might order 3 of them on doordash right now

>>201351221
I don’t really like McDonald’s, but probably the quarter pounder with cheese

>>201351221
i usually just get a 6pc nuggies and some fries but sometimes ill get a big mac instead
>>201351227
dude if you guys are cordial and have nice quant little chats and she seems to like you there is no harm in asking if she would want to get a coffee or something sometime . you are way way too in your head about this. i overthink too and that’s what you’re doing right now

>>201351237
They don't sell those here but I've always wanted to try them.

>>201351227
>chatting about dating life to her academic advisor
dude youre way too terrified rn, stop making excuses and ask her out.

>>201351258
I assume he’s worried she’ll reject him and then accuse him of sexual harassment or something, not that she’ll gossip about her love life

>>201351251
>>201351258
Okay okay, the question is do I do it over Instagram DMs (kind of lame) or in real life (more nerve-wracking, and idk when I'll be alone with her next)
>>201351272
This is correct.

>>201351226
LOL

>>201351272
are guys really this terrified about just passively asking a girl to *maybe* hang out and get a coffee?
that's really sad

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>>201351290
ask her out on /cum/

>>201351297
For me it's just social anxiety making me think irrationally. I am always afraid of people getting mad at me, in all kinds of situations

>>201351290
it might be better to do it over message so you don't put her on the spot in person so she doesn't feel pressured to make a decision suddenly

ya'll remember the raw gut wrenching arousal you could feel when you were like 14 and saw your particular sexual fetish in something. like you'd get so horny you'd almost because sick

I sure miss that

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>>201351297
Lots of guys are totally wracked with this fear. The MeToo psyop and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. I don’t really have this problem personally, but I can sympathize with those who do

>>201351310
I didnt have any fetishes at 14
I just liked hot chicks

>>201351306
it will be okay buddy, you're just overthinking
you're in college and you're young, you are just figuring out how dating and relationships work and its totally normal to be nervous. but don't let it wreck you. i overthink too, and the fears we imagine are always worse than what actually happens

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goodnight

>>201351334
good night
>>201351327
that's really sad
obviously catcalling and approaching and making comments to random women in public is wrong, but to be so afraid as to never even talk to women is really sad
it doesn't stop the boomers from making comments about their 19yo waitresses anyway, creeps gonna creep

>>201351333
>>201351309
I'll DM her tomorrow and report back my results.

>>201351381
good luck buddy
you're young and you just gotta figure this stuff out. if it goes your way great, but if it doesn't don't be too hurt or take it personally

>>201350183
kys

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>>201351381
Make sure to send her some sick memes

>>201351379
>obviously catcalling and approaching and making comments to random women in public is wrong
pussy. youre the reason this problem exists.
>>201351290
>>201351272
way less likely to happen than you think. propaganda =/= real life.

>>201351379
I think that’s the most insidious part about the MeToo stuff. The sensitive young men who actually care stop trying, and the sociopaths and retards who women were complaining about in the first place don’t give a shit and keep going. It’s this vicious circle where the problem gets worse, more normal guys drop out, women get more creeped out by the guys who are still at it, etc. It’s not such a powerful social force anymore, but it was pretty brutal at its peak

>>201351056
Good
Thread quality improves without him
It's been years and he still has a one dimensional mind

>>201351440
Jealousy doesn't look good on you

>>201351454
So true

>>201351437
>It’s not such a powerful social force anymore, but it was pretty brutal at its peak
the social impact is here to stay tho and it will be until the mainstream has the courage to speak up against it.

>>201351437
that's a pretty good point
the message isn't reaching the target audience cause they don't give a fuck about social norms to begin with.
>>201351428
but catcalling and making sexually charged comments to women in public is wrong
i don't understand the point you're trying to make here.

Game Idea: Homeless Simulator
You write something on a sign to get money. AI determines if you have a good sign or not.

>>201351521
i've seen a guy with a sign that said 'why lie? i need beer money' lol

one for me and one for my fent dealer
one for me and one for my fent dealer

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>>201351521

>>201351561
i cant believe they released plan b : the game

>>201351584
do u think u'll win at it

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Jason

>>201351604
he's clearly gay hitler

>>201351619
That’s DOCTOR Gay Hitler to you!

>>201351600
i don't know i haven't played that game
>>201351604
dr gay hitler is something else

>>201351604
Why did he stop coming here so often? It's always a treat when someone finds him in the wild.

>>201351604
That has inspired me
My first son will be named Gay Hitler Gutierrez

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>>201351584

dr jason hitler esq
social worker spc in LGBTQ+ teen support

>>201351671
idk he's been coming here in spurts more often. think he leaves cause of the schizos

>>201351683
lol

>>201351681
when i was reading that kids book while i was babysitting and it had ms.chud in it i laughed a little bit in my head about it
you guys have ruined me

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>>201351707
>it’s real

>>201351724
She votes against her own economic and social interests

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>>201351724
of course it’s real i posted it here a few days ago

>>201351681
Unironically a good name for a game.

>>201351735
why is it sideways
how can i prevent this from happening its so annoying

>>201351681
who's isac leon

>>201351746
Crop the photo before posting newfag

>>201351735
I’ve had a very busy week and missed it

>>201351724
BILLIONS
MUST
READ

>>201351746
It has to do with how 4chan automatically removes EXIF data from pictures you’ve taken, so you have to >>201351755

The cost of removing doxxable info also means the image no longer has the data to orient itself correctly

>>201351327
A teacher lectured me about sexual harassment in fucking elementary school because I was following a girl around. This was in the early 2000s. I can't imagine what they teach now. And really the only difference between being a creep and flirting is if you're attractive or not.

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this is me
but not really

cause I'm an insomniac my dear anon. I am a creature of the night even though I don't want to be. I lost my heart and sold my soul. I lose control. In the heat of the night.

>>201351782
okay thanks smart guy
>>201351803
oh dear

>>201351819
Based oh dear poster

>>201351880
yuck

>>201351793
a girl followed me around in the early 2000s. i tried to "spy" on her in retaliation and i felt guilty and had to confess to my dad. in was in kindergarten or 1st grade.
can't imagine what you must have felt like tho, that sucks.
>>201351763
that mr caterpillar assignment had me so stressed out back in the day.

>>201351880
Man, is he even enjoying that?

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cum coded image

Getting a little dreary. Time for bed.

>>201351912
>can't imagine what you must have felt like tho, that sucks.
I was a sensitive kid never wanting to do anything wrong, so I felt horrible and guilty. I came home and told my mom what happened and she thought what the teacher did was absolutely ridiculous. But I think the experience still reinforced in my developing brain that doing anything to a girl is wrong.

>>201351912
>that mr caterpillar assignment had me so stressed out back in the day.
them caterpillars do be tricky, though

>>201351935
I had a pint glass of whole milk before bed AKA before lying in bed /cum/posting for three hours

>>201351935
Lol I know plenty of people outside of /cum/ who drink milk.

>>201351974
I only do that around 5-8pm

>>201351955
good night
>>201351961
that’s so sad. what we experience as a kid molds us so much and i hope you’re doing better with that now
>>201351974
>>201351992
i know non cum people drink milk too but there are many proud milk drinkers here and i think this thread has the strongest bones on the whole website maybe even the country

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spirituality is evolving

>>201352045
I once read that if you drink too much milk it will leech calcium out of your bones and make you weaker. Can anyone here confirm this?

>>201352056
I got recommended this video too

should i go get some waffle house
that’s been my worst craving lately

>>201352062
I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of an issue that can arise from taking massive doses of calcium supplements, and it would be very difficult to impossible to achieve that with milk

>>201352138
What if you do GOMAD (gallon of milk a day)

I just looked it up, and it appears to require the combination of excessive calcium supplementation, along with excessive Vitamin D supplementation

>>201352098
I'm sure you have the ingredients for breakfast food at home

>>201351969
>them caterpillars do be tricky, though
had me stressed out spending time in the bathroom, so much that my kindergarten teacher had a talk with me and i had to admit i was stressed out about the illustration because i was drawing solid color backgrounds and knew i was behind.
>>201352062
not true.
>>201352045
>that’s so sad. what we experience as a kid molds us so much and i hope you’re doing better with that now
finally achieved the ability to be socially assertive but that doesnt matter cause im in an indian dominated workplace. honestly shouldnt add more than that cause it could be too sad. im trying my best.

>>201352166
Maybe if you’re doing GOMAD and excessively supplementing Vit D at the same time

>>201352206
oops, replied to the other guys post.

>>201352045
>that’s so sad. what we experience as a kid molds us so much and i hope you’re doing better with that now
Not at all, I didn't have the best home life plus I had undiagnosed autism. I was bullied and humiliated more times than I can count in middle school. The thought of of any kind of intimacy or interaction with a girl paralyzed me with fear. In high school I tried talking to couple but couldn't go any further past that. One was super attractive an actually approached me first so I made it a bit further. But I was still too pussy to ask her out in person and she ghosted me when I tried asking her out online, and even then I was so nervous I vomited right before. I got a hug from her though once. That was Junior year. I've been staying at home inside my room my whole life.
I can count on one hand how many times I've gone out with a friend since I graduated high school in 2015.
I've only managed to work less than 2 years due to anxiety and fear of rejection in general. First was at a job I quit once a year went by. I've started my own business that I feel comfortable doing since January. I only make $20,000 a year, but it's better than being a NEET. I've never really opened up to a therapist about my sexual intimacy problems besides once as a teenager. She just told me lots of people are like that and it will happen eventually. Well now I'm 27 and that's still the extent of my experience.
I'm starting a new therapist soon and maybe I'll start talking about it. I want to start working out but again I have anxiety about being seen as weak in public.

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I'm taking care of some leopard geckos this fall, we coat their meal worms in a calcium powder because the species is prone to calcium deficiency.

>>201352189
i do have the ingredients but i have a headache and im in pain and my feet hurt and i don’t feel like cooking
>>201352206
as long as you are trying your best. that’s good enough for me buddy . i wish you the best

>>201352240
he need some milk

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>>201352274
She's a she. I wonder what would happen if you gave a reptile milk, since it's a mammalian drink.

>>201352300
Lizards have nipples and make milk

>>201352246
>buddy . i
> .

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>>201352300
Shocker

>>201352325
lot lizards?

>>201352379
Ewww

>>201352379
If a woman was on meth and you drank her breast milk would you get a buzz?

>>201352238
you need to forget talk therapy and find a therapist that can give you a systematic therapeutic approach that address your problems. i wasted years on therapists who didnt know how to treat me.
>>201352246
ty man. we're all trying.

>>201352334
You just know some dumbass fed their lizard cheese and acted surprised when it had diarrhea or dropped dead

>>201352412
>talk therapy and find a therapist that can give you a systematic therapeutic approach that address your problems.
What's the difference?

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>>201352415

>>201352238
ugh that's awful, im so sorry anon. it's so hard to be the 'other' and not like everyone else in school. those are supposed to be your formative years where you get used to socializing and stuff and to be bullied and humiliated consistently throughout those years does a number on your psyche. i'm glad you're not afraid to seek professional help here to try to work through those problems. and you're very self aware of what's going on and that's really beneficial to start to fix some of this stuff.
i totally understand the fear of rejection thing, my fear is more about being abandoned but they both lead to being afraid of intimacy and being close with someone. working out would be really good for you too, exercise is really good for your mental state and looking nice is good for your self confidence. i'm so sorry you were robbed of your childhood years and that it left you afraid of closeness, but i am glad you are trying to change instead of being bitter about it. you're clearly very smart and capable so i think you can overcome a lot of this stuff. you don't have to take it on all at once or anything, just the small steps and small improvements mean a lot. i hope you can regain the ability to be close, even though you were hurt. i wish you the absolute best anon and im rooting for you

Might go to dennys

Actually idk if lizards can even have diarrhea. Leopard gecko poop is bone dry, and so is their urine. There urine comes out as solid white pellets

>>201352436
>urine comes out as solid white pellets
What in the fuck

>>201352240
>>201352300
she's super cute
what's her name?
>>201352431
im just doing a pickup from waffle house im not gonna sit down and eat i look horrible right now

>>201352451
It's an adaption to their desert lifestyle, to lose as little moisture as possible. Some tortoises pee out crystals for the same reason

>>201352454
>>201352431
Hurry home, it's dangerous out

>>201352463
that's really cool
>>201352474
i know i know im about to leave ill be fast

>>201352463
>Some tortoises pee out crystals
Do not do this it makes mustard gas

>>201352454
Isn't waffle house mainly enjoyed by 300lb sacks of shit in sweatpants?
I'm sure you're more than presentable
Unless you're a fat fuck

>>201351013
>he doesnt have a long running story that he repeats or adds on to every night until he's lulled to asleep
you're doing it wrong

>>201352477
You are a wholesome poster

>>201352486
i mean that's a pretty low bar to be fair
i know i probably look fine but its just not worth the hassle and i don't like looking like a slob in public i take pride in my appearance

>>201352493
Why don't you write down your ideas?

>have an amazing idea while three quarters asleep
>jot it down in notes app
>wake up
>idea was dogshit

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off to the house of waffle now ta

>>201352505
Writing it down won't help me sleep faster, it'll keep me awake

>>201352529
I do this when drunk

>>201352534
Inb4 this foid never posts again after this

Business idea: "Turtle Crystal" encrusted jewelry made of reptile pee

>>201352552
Imagine the smell

Wish there was a business that would deliver meds to my house no questions asked or insurance needed

>>201352552
This but what if it was gamer girl pee

Business idea: start a turtle piss crystal occult supply business to compete with Brian’s Shoppe

>gamer
>girl

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>>201352564
Best i can do is turtle girl pee. Sorry

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>>201352562

>>201352426
Thank you, problem is I still live at home in a very dysfunctional household. My dad was dying of liver failure last year, but had an operation that saved his life. He's still recovering, will probably take years. I don't know how long he has, doctor said he had a patient who's still alive after 12 years with the same operation

He also has a hoarding problem, not like you see in the shows, but he's kept so much useless shit that fills every available storage space in the house. And he's neglected the house so it's very run down.
My mom is also an alcoholic, but my dad needs her to help take care of him. My sister is here and she's severely bipolar. My brother is the only normal successful one, and he lives on his own. He would visit occasionally but now he refuses to come over unless my Mom agrees to go to AA with my Dad. She's refusing to do it and continues to drink and have alcohol in the house even though my dad has been tempted and relapsed once before.

Sorry for dumping all this shit, just needed to vent about my life. Even if I become attractive I don't know where, or how to talk to girls. And if I get one, I can't bring her over here to this dump.

>>201352562
Is silk road still a thing?

>>201352591
Why is its headband also its weapon and hair
That isn't how it works for the ninja turtles

>>201352597
Didn’t it get shut down like 20 years ago

>>201352591
Imagine the face, smell, and stature of the person who jerks off to gender swapped ninja turtles

>>201352422
wasting your time and money vs getting better
>>201352529
been using a dream journal recently to remember my dreams better. havent had any great ones but when i do it will pay off.

>>201352624
Didn’t Jeb Bush reveal he’s obsessed with turtles

>>201352621
I swear it was popular in like 2017

>>201352597
Not for a while

>>201352638
>wasting your time and money vs getting better
How do I find a therapist that will do the latter?

>>201352607
This is my self insert turtlesona. She is the most asskickingingest turtle of all and shes a girl
With her twirling nunchaku braids of death she rids the world of evil shredder and his minions

>>201352638
>havent had any great ones
What makes them so mundane? Just basic wish fulfillment?

>>201352645
>Launched: February 2011
>Current status:
>Shut down by FBI in October 2013.
>Silk Road 2.0 shut down by FBI and Europol on 6 November 2014.

>>201352644
He carried little toy turtles in his pocket

>>201352681
Wow, no fun allowed! Let people drop acid and take shrooms in peace

How do you think having the surname Bush influences one’s opinion of a woman’s pubic hair?

Bigger fan? Less interested than average?

>>201352660
Go on psychologytoday.com, search for therapists in your city that specialize in your issues, ask for a free consultation so that you can talk to them a bit before committing.

>>201352666
Are you serious? *Hugs*
>>201352683
>>201352644
Lmao the media made a huge deal about it and jeb got frustrated and was like "what is it with you people and the turtles?!" And then they started writing articles about how he had a mental breakdown over the turtles or whatever
And they tracked down some little boy to interrogate him like "what did he say when he gave you the turtle?!" And the little boy goes "he said..... Slow and steady wins the race" lmao

>>201352724
Thanks

>>201352759
>beans
Those look like worms and ground beef

That was fast
Lurking janny, don't make him angry

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>>201352787
No that was me. Hopefully i don't get banned still after that lol
Had to cover the nups

>>201352801
Careful, I've been banned before for posting naked women with little pictures of the janitor from Arthur over the nipples

>>201352801
Quite a high commitment for a throwaway post

>>201352824
I'm on wifi right now and can't easily change ip. I don't want my desktop banned
If i get banned i WILL be spamming horrible thing however

>>201352645
silk road 2.0 was a thing in that era. there's no real dark web option today and it's fucking ridiculous.
>>201352660
find a local uni with a specialized center for study and treatment of anxiety. find someone who challenges you and knows about your specific disorder. you prob wont be able to pay in network for top level treatment, but its worth it. speaking from the perspective of someone with OCD who finally got treated with ERP btw.
>>201352735
fuck this guy
>>201352675
no intricate maps or intense emotional experiences resulting in repeat dreams. less repetition of past experiences(with opportunity for communing with those dead in your life)
and more bland BS.
>>201352645
read about the dark web in a magazine in my gifted study hall classroom in 2014 but didnt order until like 2019.

>>201352847
Please don't
Are you the scat man

>>201352911
Lets just say i don't stutter when i sing

>>201352922
You're scaring me

Also spinster said she would be quick but is lasting a long time and I'm getting worried a bit

>>201352958
>waffle house at 2 in the morning
It's going to be awhile if they are anything like mcdonalds and taco bell during ghoul hours

>>201352911
buDUHDUHMbump

>>201352971
For some reason my local mcdicks has their A team working overnight shift. So much faster than daytime service

>>201350102
Me rn

>>201350102
>>201353015
You should turn the lights on in your room, it's bad for your eyes to stare at a screen in the dark, and makes it more difficult to fall asleep

Why do you call this person spinster? Is "she" in her 40s or something?

im pumping

>>201353061
It's Jason's alter ego

>>201353074
Do you think jason is bright enough to fake kindness and compassion for any extended period of tine

>>201353072
I'm jelquing

>>201353061
She isnt that old but desu I don't think she likes that nickname

>>201353092
thats bad for you

>>201353106
I know I was just kidding, I wanted an excuse to type the word "jelquing" because I think it's funny

Where do I find an autistic tomboy gf?

>>201353148
College

>>201353148
They're all shutins so probably discord or whatever games are popular with casuals and streamers

>>201353173
I already graduated so it's too late for that
>>201353180
This seems like the most realistic option. What games are popular with them? LoL?

DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

jason
where are you
https://genius.com/Orgy-wheres-gerrold-lyrics
where are you now?

>>201353212
No clue i don't game anymore.
If you want autistic fat girls and don't care about the tomboy aspect you can try /soc/
I banged a girl within a few weeks of typing on discord and it would have been sooner if not for distance.

who are you voting for

waffle house acquired

>>201353273
None of your beeswax

>>201353276
I was so worried *hugs*

>>201353283
well im voting for kamala

>>201353273
I'm going to write in Dr. Gay Hitler

>>201352593
that's sucks anon, but just know that your enviorment doesn't have to define you and you have the ability to rise above all that and be a better person than your parents are
you have the mental faculties to see where they themselves went wrong and to avoid those same mistakes for yourself
dont apologize for 'dumping' all this, you're venting and venting can be really therapeutic i do it all the time . just worry about you, and getting to a place in your life where you feel like you could have a good relationship.
best of luck anon

None of the greek diners are open 24hrs anymore
I want to go back to how things were
I hate the antichrist

let's all go down to the river and throw rocks

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beautiful girl

>>201353419
What do you reckon her arsehole smells like

>>201353455
Why did you have to make it disgusting

>>201353455
probably poo

>>201353477
Thought so
>>201353474
It wouldn't have been disgusting if he said something other than poo

>Alexandra Valeria Botez (/ˈboʊtɛz/ BOH-tez; born 24 September 1995)[5] is an American-Canadian chess player and commentator, poker player, Twitch streamer, and YouTuber.
>American-Canadian
it's one or the other

>>201353391
covid killed 24hr stuff and it’s a tragedy

>>201353502
she is canadian. born in canada

>>201353364
Thank you, god bless

>>201353497
No, it's disgusting. I love buttcheeks, but I don't understand why people fetishize buttholes. They are the grossest part of the human body

>>201353306
lol

>>201353563
vaginas are gross too

can someone do me a favor and make the new
im on my phone eating rn

>>201353558
Says she was born in Dallas. How can a Romanian born in Texas be a Canadian?

>>201353563
Footkangz: 1
Cake lickers: 0

>>201353588
One parent must have been a Canadian citizen.

>>201353588
she was born in texas, alberta

>>201353577
Not anywhere near as gross as buttoles. Poop doesn't come out of vaginas.

>>201353610
The vaginas of trans men do

>>201353598
You can only be Canadian by being birthed by a Canadian mother under the Maple Banner.

>>201353610
its very close to it though

Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada.

>>201353618
Woah there chud! This is hate speech, and you shall be sent to a correctional facility under the orders of Supreme Leader Justin Trudeau