its looming
This is literally you (Rorke) but American You're the exact same but from your nans council flat in some shithole town
>>201370617only when russia does it
>>201370670only in ohio bruh
get the karts smashed
Absolutely scranning the fucking death out of a double pepperoni pizza and side of doner kebab. Lush and I mean LUSH
>>201370657the perfect gf
>>201370657Somethings off..
>>201370703Too fat
>>201370703the perfect bf
>>201370703low waist is so much sexier than high waist jeans
Doing a penis wank with my hand
>>201370793pics?
>>201370793sound dangerous
>>201370793genuinely dont think anyone making posts lie this is ever actually doing it
Jermaine Jenarse sex jenarse
Average Indonesian man is 5'4, average Indonesian woman is 4'11.
>>201370828i /brit/post with a buttplug in regularly
get the /brit/plugs in
>>201370856same but willy plug
>>201370704ima mario
>Lone white lad stabbed in the neck by immigrants whilst walking with his family.x.com/AshleaSimonBF/status/1827376536497869051
Ireland is more peaceful, civilised and economically developed than Britistan.
>>201370895That's call sounding mate
>>201370895a willy in your bum or a plug in your willy? so many questions
>>201370932leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>201370932mm yes let me just open this tweet i'm sure to want to read and watch it
>>201370932Didn't happen, fake news you mentally retarded gimp
>>201370703looks like Margaret Qualley
got my bum out
>>201370932>Lone white lad>whilst walking with his familywell? was he alone or wasn't he? typical lying white press
>>201370979you can see it for yourself there is video
>>201370995*jams a plug in it*
just contributed to the australian agricultural economy by consuming some macedamia nuts
>NASA announces the two astronauts stranded on the International Space Station (ISS) will return to Earth on SpaceX in February 2025grimcould never be an astronaut
>>201370657kill yourself incel
Going to apply for benefits. What is the savings cap and does it include ISAs?
>>201370932>SusanWalters: Do you have information on whether this poor man survived?erm he bled about 2 pints of blood in about 7 seconds so I'm going to say... no
fucking dire half of footballwould rather watch my mum getting raped then eaten by a rapid pack of pitbulls
>>201371044They're planning on creating a permanent moon base in this decade
>>201371076that can be arranged
>>201371044musk to the rescue again
>>201371044>could never be an astronautyou reckon
Business idea: any cis-het man who is a virgin by the age of 25 gets killed and turned into biofuelThey're all school shooters and incel terrorists who never work and are a drain on society So let's turn them into something useful!
>>201371073scrounging scum get a job
how the do you unclog a toilettried flushing many times, pouring boiling hot water down, pushing with a toilet brushfuck sakes
>>201371044they have wifi so whats the problem? its hardly any different to sitting in your smelly bedroom for the next year
>the north is england's american southbizarre
the absolute state of thisscreeching
>>201371124fuck off yank astronauts are just like pilots aka mongs
>>201371153start sucking
>>201371153coat hanger
Just had diarrhea
>>201371044>were supposed to be returned on a boeingthey're lucky, they'd probably be dead if this were allowed to go ahead
>>201371153Sometimes you just have to put your hands in and manually unblock it
>>201371153sometimes find loads of bleach can melt some of my mutant poo blockages
>>201371153*licks lips*
>>201371148im trying but ive had no success
>british "humor"damn this thread is somehow a million times more boring than mr bean
you cannot suffer in ireland
>>201371169loves his fetuseshates his lack of ear injury being scrutinised
>>201371044Oh dear. That is quite a lot of time to be... alone... scared.... isolated.... desperate. with no way to get back... isn't it?
>>201371223flicked your mum's mr bean
>>201371227meds
>>201371044The last refuge of the white man from pozzed degenerate woke trannypilled clownworld globohomo
When was the last time you cold approached a woman?
>>201371192CORRRRRRRRR
>>201371044>The Boeing Starlinercan this company go bankrupt already
Wife was killed by fallen tree
utter dogshitter
>>201371169Trump is not mentally fit to lead a country
>>201371255neveronly had any female encouters if i have paid or met them on the internet
>>201371169>>201371227>>201371292not british culture
m8 has shagged like a dozen paki girlsand not indian, genuinely muslim pakistanis/bangaldeshisdon't know how he does it and he refuses to tell me other than "just bee urself :)"
>>201371245the fact is he was not shot
>>201371227>>201371292why'd you reply twice tho
>>201371153depends what caused the blockage
>Festival-goers leave as tents and urinals blow away>Pay £300>Get heemed by a flying portalooS C R E A M I N G
>>201371252>sunita williamsah yes white men
>>201371316leftypol, meds. now.
embarrassed yourself here
my willy weighs 2kgis that normal
>>201371169big don playing both sides like a g
bbc awfully quiet about the paedo chauffeur allegations
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T STOP BABIES BEING MURDEREDatheists are so weird
Sony PlayStation with 20th Anniversary Dualshock 4
Is it just me or does everything kinda suck now?
>>201371332dunno, might be wet wipes
>>201371324you caught me
>>201371352he still made you look like a twat
>>201371415good job i'm shameless
trump should be PM of the UK
>>201371396it's common knowledge to not flush thosewhat a berk you are
>>201371153my toilet broke down last month because the soak pit has a limited lifespan, and its been use for decades. The rainy season however prevents a new soak pit from being built because the rain can start at any moment and wash away the cement. So, i'm stuck this way till october. I've bought a portable toilet where i shit on a newspaper and throw it in a pond in the woods at the back of my house
>>201371380Who are you quoting?
>>201371212just put half a bottle of bleach in the bog and casted a wizard spelllets see if it works xx
Janny janny jannyYou so funnyIt's a jannard's board
>>201371452he's genuinely too oldyanks' obsession with old politicians is bizarrestarmer is considered ancient and he's 20 years younger than trump
>>201371457not my problem
>>201371457where the fuck do i put pooey wipes then
>JUST IN - The attacker of the deadly stabbing in Solingen (Germany) has shouted "Allahu Akbar" and is believed to be a "mosque visitor" in the city
>>201371501haha yeah bloody yanks*tries to brush the house of lords under the carpet*
>>201371396fool, your going to have to call out a professional. good luck on getting one on a bank holiday weekend. enjoy going to tesco to shit it in their toilets for the next few days.
>>201371533the house of lords is embarrassing but fundamentally they're appointed not electedcan you imagine an 80 year old bloke running for prime minister lmao
>>201371525just another isolated incident rorke. stop noticing things
>>201371525uhh this is racism mate. you better take it down before the met sees this post.
>>201371505it is your problem when it clogs your drain, stupid
>>201371525
PlayStation
>>201371525Yeah but kebabs
might turn the other cheek
>>201371585>my drainyou mean my landlord's drain after ive already moved out? again, not my problem
can i just say>disclose.tv
*spoons a dollop of smega out from under the rim of my bellend*Here’s your British culture for you mate
>>201370856I tried a buttplug once, felt nice but it made my arse really sweaty for some reason.It wasn't arse juices from my bussy because it was further up my cheeks. Quite the mystery
>>201371649normally spot on
>>201371599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYSdLuxMjr0
>>201371649Twitter is beyond trash as a source.Literally all of those accounts lie.During that Australian mall stabbing attack a few months back, all of these accounts were blaming it on muslims.Turned out it was some 41 year old incel who hated women for not liking his autistic charm.And there was no mea culpa either. Just on to the next lie.I'm not a rasheed or leftypol but when someone lies 20 times a day, I dare say their credibility takes a slight dip.
off to bed
>>201371629make sure you tip him, yankoid
>>201371703ah yes the ol' unsourced unconfirmed police reports
there's never any blankety blank bradleys posted
>source: i made it up
leftypol hoping its an incel maniacrorke hoping its a brown
*grows to 500 feet tall* *shits all over the UK*
Gfs face is constantly in my arse
>>201371722simmer down leftypol
the watch https://youtu.be/V5En8i6YV18?si=g3Vi9RCo1n3XX7QDa british fellow who vlogs his travels. good channel, recommend
>>201371731trannyspammer
bizarre
>>201370606Alright cunts, what's your favorite oasis track?
>>201371823ya got me
got war soon in torn city and forced to participate by my faction i hate it ;-;
>You see this walking down the street in LondonDo you like it?
Part and parcel?
>>201371825the colours on that film photo are so nice and warm
>>201371862how does she keep her pants up on that ironing board ass
>>201371862Help her look for her ass
>>201371862indifferent myselfsee thousand of people every day and they're forgotten in an instant
>>201371888racist
Sniffing a Japanese woman’s anus.
Yvette "Stormfront" Cooper's wrath has commenced
got an arse inside of my arse
>>201371871reminder that this is A LOT yanks' faultthey won't want to hear it of coursei'm sure drugs wars have nothing to do with the largest economy in the world on the other side of the border
new anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT_83vSP1es
Rorke getting a thong put on his body
>>201371913alri suemong mate how’s it foing
>>201371903the biggest
>>201371862Woke police would arrest me for running up and blowing a big raspberry on her belly. Sick of it.
>>201371044bet they're shagging like mad haha
>>201371871red injun dna
Picture of me circa 2005ish asleep in my Liverpool shirt with my Winnie the Pooh teddy.
those extra flamin' hot doritos are just okI regret not getting my usual Chili Heatwave but at least I can say I have tried them
>>201371885
>>201371734>Show 9 (18 November 2023) - Oti Mabuse, DJ Target, Yung Filly, Sue Perkins, Eamonn Holmes, Josie Gibson[252]>Ayo, ayo, is it, a dolphin in a bathtub?
>>201371924200 a day?Only 75,000 more days to go for all immigrants to go
Mental how many times the CIA has shot up a school in the US and blamed some non-existent person for it.Makes you think.
>>201371976when's someone making a really high quality podcast about her?
Anyone tune in to this degeneracykino yesterday?>Everyone gets introduced and spouts platitudes about no clothes getting people to see personalities and inner beauty>First task is 'pick who you're most attracted to' and all the blokes go for the blonde with the big arse.
>>201370606My dad told me that It would be stupid to go into debt to visit Europe because it would lead to more stress and he wouldn't bail me out
>>201371984willy the poo
>>201371985Bring back actually spicy crisps I say
>>201371936trawling /pol/ for rorke posts again
>>201372015would avoid tooling around in your yacht if I were you
gen z and a mini
>>201371044Wouldn't be surprised if they did this intentionally to see how two people of the opposite sex would live in close confinement for future space exploration.
i have scottish blood and that makes me proud
>>201370703This was how every girl looked pre-2000
reckon catberg would kill me the second I let my guard down
Lucy LetbyOJ SimpsonAmanda KnoxCasey AnthonyHarold ShipmanMyra HindleyRaoul MoatAll innocent
>>201371825london 1949 reminds me of new york city as shown in james bond live and let die which was filmed in 1972.so the sovlfulness survived until the 1970s at least
>>201372015The CIA is transferring illegal images onto your PC as we speak
the truth about goths is that it's merely a fashion choice, not a personality or lifestyle. even goths love Abba.
>>201371976LET. HER. OUT.
>>201372065can;t believe what they did to our moaty
>>201372071i read that as illegal immigants lmao
nearly threw up just now
>>201372033the doritos extra flamin hot are legitimately spicy to be fair, they're just not as tasty or moreish as chili heatwave
reporting this bitch for contaminating the food area. disgusting
terribad opinionwest wing has an incredible fall off
>>201372100Probably 90% of illegal images are made by illegal immigrants from the Ukraine now
>>201372018got a massive flaccid nob so would do good at these shows, but sometimes it shrinks down to like 5 inches if im not warm or the blood isn't pumping quite quickly enough.
>>201371825They made the world ugly to suppress the spirit and demoralise the soul
>>201372045Essex BA and a NorwoodEssex BA and a Norwood
>>201372145post massive flaccid knob then
massive flaccid knob then
Bonkers how you could just push illegal immigrants into a shipping container, dump it into the sea and they will never return.They HATE this trick.
So this is really weird but one of my best friends 22M who i've known since i was 7 made a joke about practicing sexual act on each other. (i'm 21F)I instantly said it was weird and we laughed about it and he said he was joking. I started thinking more about it and I would prefer to just practice with him then go sleep with a bunch of different people to practice with and I do trust him a lot.So i'm in a sticky dilemma and need opinions. It is now stuck in my head practicing with him but then every time I think about it I worry about loosing our friendship.Please can people tell me if it is normal to practice sexual acts on friends?
>>201372169not for free
Kissing and cuddling my duvet pretending it's a girl
>>201372195link onlyfans
>>201371976Lucy lads stay UP
remember when the media was building up that Sacha Baron Cohen was about to get cancelled because of some book and then literally nothing happened
Want to distance myself from internet culture as much as possible.
>>201372196what you want to do is buy girl scent so it smells like a girl and not like a boy's smeggy duvet
>>201372215dangerous and downright stupid
>>201371825hasnt changed a bit
>>201372203>onlyfanshmmmm much to think about>>201372215you're not doing a very good job mate
would you shag your mum if she was down for it
>>201371976Never understood how she was so perpetually single, in my area she would've ended up married to some guy she met at 19 at the latest
>>201370932Jesus christ all that bloodFucking horrible, made my legs weak
>>201372100I downloaded a cracked version of Elden Ring from a dodgy site and before I knew it my PC was filled with Mohammeds
>>201371153fairy liquid (any detergent really) and hot water do the jobcaustic soda solutions like mr muscle if you're desperate, you can melt a body with enough of that stuff
>>201372237my mum is a frigid bitchtrust me i know
>>201372192NTA he’s a golden child narcissist and is gaslighting you time to go no contact
>>201372196That's the most sane way to do it
arteta solved football which means its a broken game. needs a rule change to mae it playable again
>>201372256Ever shagged her up the arse?
how's that bank holiday goon sesh going then
>>201372292i wish pal
'Bout twenty missed calls, he fadedWhite boy wasted, Channing Tatum
>>201372301revving the JAV up
Drank too much water and now my cocks swelled up and sloshing about in my boxers :/
whats wrong with a carpeted bathroom?
going fishing for the first time since 2019 tomorrow
>>201371585Never had it happen to me
started looking at houses in washington. starting to get genuinely tempted to try to leave the uk and go live in a nice house somewhere.
>>201372341No you didn't. Be quiet.
guess what
>>201372357everyone other than british people just piss all other their bathroom floors and think it's normal
>>201371828Noelchad here, gotta be Where Did It All Go Wrong (demo version)
>>201372374where in Washington
>>201372375sloshy cock
>>201372386what?
>>201372359fishing is cruelobviously
A man with a shopping list and a pen ticking it off as he goes
>>201371924Mad how this Labour have been more Conservative in 3 months than the Conservatives were in 14 years
ah yes tax money well spent
lads, i have a confession to make
>>201372359looks welsh
>>201372357the poopencarpet
>>201372443If that’s true then where are the mass graves?
>>201372393lol that's literally what brits dothe french and the brits love to piss EVERYWHERE
The staff at the shop MenKind who play with remote control toys at the entrance to the shop to entice people.
>>201372301boring. no speed
>>201372297>Burton was sleeping when, according to the driver, shortly before 7 a.m. on September 27, the bus skidded off the road (the E4, 12 miles [19 km] north of Ljungby, just north of Dörarp)[25] and flipped onto the grass in Kronoberg County.[26] With no safety restraints on the bunks, Burton was thrown violently through the window of the bus, which then fell on top of him, killing him instantly. He was 24 years old.Wonder if he got woken up by crashing through the window before he got squooshed
>>201372429You’re that ugly guy with the Chinese gf in Florida aren’t you
>>201372357never seen a carpeted bathroom in my life
it pie night
>>201372483terrible one this you should take it out of your rotationno one even knows what it means
>>201372507same. is it a povvo thing?
>>201372454and the girl?
>>201372373yet
A man using Google maps, then goes the wrong way and it has to reroute.
>>201372507Here's my dad's
>>201372374but Washington is in the UK. its south of Gateshead and west of Sunderland.
>>201372522I think so. Had one growing up in the 90’s in the north. Think it was a heat thing because tile or laminate made the rooms freezing and cost more
>>201370606The UK and Australia should accept American refugees most Americans live like third worlders compared to them
>>201372573nasty
>>201372573Madman put an extra carpet on top
>>201372522nah i grew up on a council estate never seen it, sounds like an antiquated thing your nan would have
>>201372573Why did you stop pretending to move to Spain?
>>201372554Woeful gimmick
>>201372639I honestly envy spainlad I almost went to debt visiting a european countruly
the scrandemic
>>201372554I took a drive to Argos today with the intention of getting a chair but on the drive there I had a series of people toot their horn at me, was in the wrong lane, took a detour then had to double back (twice) then when I got there I was in the wrong lane and it wasn't safe to change so I just carried on and looped back and went home via Morrisons car park where I stopped, got a loaf of bread then went home.I genuinely shouldn't be allowed on the roads. I'm not a well man.
>>201372639i'm not who you think i am1) i am actually scouse2) i'm not a literal racist3) i take high quality photos
what's a good branch of crime to go into with zero experience? burglary? drug deals? larceny?
>>201372573my ex gf had to get a piss carpet for the bathroom carpet because i kept forgetting to sit down to wee. caused a lot of arguments.
chicken stir fry cooked and eatenused chopsticks, of course. can /brit/ use chopsticks or are you... heh... fork users?
>>201372671drug dealing
>>201372665UHHH GRAVLAX??
Thinking about going a concert but everyone stinks of beer and I always get covered in it and nobody can dance for shit. I hate beer. It truly is the drink of the lower class
>>201372665corr that looks good
>>201372573where's the sink you dirty bastards?
>>201372671can't go wrong with a bit of arson
>Woman tells me I did something that gave her the ick>Tell her I don’t care and I’m not going to stop doing it to sleep with her>She now wants to sleep with meStrange creatures
>>201372665The fabled deconstructed kedgeree
Yanks do a lot wrong but their greatest sin is calling smoked salmon 'lox'
>>201372671she clocked him immediately ahaha
>>201372712your entrails will decorate the darkest alcove of my domain
>>201372665>falling for the Ramsey egg meme
>>201372670You’re a wool stop lying to me
>>201372671hmmm do I want to watch this webmFeel like someone's getting shot in the head
>>201372720Sink in the room next door (also carpeted)
FAWSTERS . YEAH IVE HAD FAWSTERS. NOT LIKE THESE AUSTRALIANS
>>201372751How much does the job pay? I want summers off. We will be in touch
>>201372747Cool it with the antisemitism yeah?
black dna
>>201372712>It truly is the drink of the lower classSays the man covered in it. Interesting.
>>201372785>Feel like someone's getting shot in the headway worse, he gets shot in his dignity
AUSTRALIANS IN BED. IM HOPING THAT BUYING METH COMES MY WAY NEXT MONTH. FUCKIN PUSSIES
>>201372671take drugs, shoplifting, getting into fights. crawl before you can walk. then get into selling drugs, stealing scrap metal, doing burglaries. walk before you can run. do some prison before you meet people to get seriously involved with drugs and guns.
>>201372813I'm old enough to have had domestic Foster's when it was still a thingWas alright
>>201372786and you just open the doors with unwashed hands? vile
>>201372906AAAAA FUCK
>>201372776usually like them firmer but golden yolkers don't firm up as much it seems
>>201372785It's just some woman ignoring a robber til he gives up. Was worried it was going to be that clip of the woman getting stabbed directly in the top of the head over the counter.
>>201372849kek, he got costanza'd
literally can't stop wanking to gay porn
>>201372882taking drugs is a crime? who's the victim?
>>201372909this lad pissing all over his hands when he goes to the loo
>>201372942society
>>201372940BLACKED is it
>>201372928>Was worried it was going to be that clip of the woman getting stabbed directly in the top of the head over the counter.Grim. Weirdly I used to be able to stomach that shit when I was about 12/13 going on rotten.com and gore threads on /b/ - now it turns my stomach. Probably for the best
>>201372848What am I going to do? Dodge it like Neo dodges bullets in Matrix? Not much I can do about when some cunt, a member of the lower class, throws their cup in the air.
Hate it when women do that “sultry” breathy voice when they’re trying to be sexy. Just sounds like you’re struggling to have a big poo.Pack it in.
>>201372942yes possession of drugs is a crime. everyone who participates in society is the victim of drug crime
>>201372983>Just sounds like you’re struggling to have a big poocorr
https://youtu.be/nZxLrhtdh_k?t=92
>>201373012david dickinson on a mad one?
I want a white woman so badly bros
>>201372969Used to be the same. Realised very early on though that being edgy about death is just non-human and it's much better in the long-run to just keep your humanity in tact. Think it was the gif of the man doing a poo that used to round /b/ that made me realise that you should protect your soul. If you know the gif I'm on about then you already know what he was shitting on.
>>201372983I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
>>201373031yeah well fuck off to durka durka land
>>201372983The only time it's sexy is when they're doing it by accident. Specifically when they're trying to whisper but they go slightly too high in volume.
>>201373073I SAID I WANT A WHITE WOMAN NOT A SHAMIMA BEGUM WOMAN
>>201371153Vinegar and salt
>>201373158>>201373158>>201373158
>>201373105Yeah fair point. Boss lady at my old work was talking quietly to me once and did this and my cock went from 0 to 100 in a heartbeat
>>201373115whites dont say "i want a white woman" they just say woman
