gyaldem edish
SCOTTISH PRIDE WORLDWIDE
Will leave the thread in the custody of the tranny mongs and general nonshaggersGoodnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu77Vtja30c
>>201384641could take jupiter in a fight
>>201384652WRONG
>>201384665corr the fucking size of that fella
>>201384588why? you a battymans or summit?>>201384675CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
just found out i have a tiny prostate but dr says its fine
bit mad that janny is on the spot as soon as someone says a no-no word, but tranny porn is completely okay to post according to him. makes me think.
>>201384718why'd you remind me of this depressing fucking movie
does it really yh?does it really make the man think
if you ain't scot you ain't much
>>201384751
>>201384718>>201384737what is it
>>201384777scarier than my naked nan
>>201384792yandex
>normgroids are getting shitfaced and picking fights and throwing up and will wake up tomorrow at 2pm with the fear >im having a few pints at home and will wake up tomorrow at 9 with a clear head feels good being a schizoid chud
Why are we awake at this hour then lads?
Imagine sticking your willy in her armpit and wrapping some of the pit hair around your bellend as you fuck her armpit to completion!
>>201384868speed
>>201384911So you take speed and then cuckpost while masturbating for 8 hours a day?
>>201384868gonna have a wank soon either some mother or futanari hentai
>>201384868we is it
>>201384824It's called yandex?
>>201384598>Everyone who's young>Travels to Europe and goes on these massive trips>Owns nice ass cars >Have fun in college>Never work or work minium wage Why do i suffer
You don’t see those polandball cartoons much anymore
>>201384978You’ve got a skewed idea of what the average person is likesome fuck working a dead end job in ohio isn’t going to post pics on instagram
>>201384997they got co-opted by third world freaks
>>201384978time to thugmaxx
anime
>>201385007I live in Chicago we are like Ohio but with trains
>>201385024is shite
>>201385035ohaiyo goodmorning to you too
>>201384868fell asleep at 6pm after a wank and woke up at 10
>>201385156what sort of milk is that?
>>201384903>>201385024luv em xx
>>201384868was on night shift all week and it is hard to get turned around
>>201385162raw milk very healthy there is a reason that the only thing that the rothschilds brought up in the house of lords was about milk
>>201385162probably boi milk
got r/kpopfap/ open
>>201384868I play online poker tournaments and get drunk on my own until the early hours of the morning. On a bad downswing. Haven't won in a while. Think I might give up this lifestyle altogether and start going to bed early, getting up early, eating healthy and exercising. Oh wait, I'm already 35 and have been telling myself to do this for the past decade and it hasn't happened yet.
>>201385206grim
morning cod then gym then 2-3 walk today lads
>>201384868cunt next door is blasting music in his kitchen and it's travelling through the walls
>>201385216aye but it does the job
>>201385225sorryim taking requests if you want a song on
>>201385214christ mate thought i was bad drinking into the wee hours at 27least i'm not gambling as well
>>201385181can't park there mate
*whips out the hurdy gurdy*anyway here's wonderwall
>>201385238wish i had the same courage he did to do it
>>201385024also why did aqua graduate?
>>201385238We’ve all been there
>>201385214Yeah I have that "I'll do it tomorrow" mentality too, not sure there's a cure for it
>>201385214>>201385287
peng scran ordered
>>201385297sharty joes
Got the cat poo coffee on
Hello Brits
>>201385349John Lennon beat his wife
any brainlet man in
>[F4M] [script offer] professor takes advantage of a student that failed her class [Fdom][girlcock] [professor][female dual sex professor] [student] [good boy] [mommy] [in office][spitting][on knees][ass play[humiliating] [mean][hair pulling] [pegging] [facial] [tongue out] [drool]
>>201385319grow up>>201385297where's the cat poo coffee
>>201385295It's okay anon, we'll pull through
>>201385360very average in everything man myself
>>201385287procrastination is a symptom of larger underlying problems.
>>201385244Poker isn't really gambling if you actually know what you're doing and know how to manage your bankroll. It definitely involves luck and you can play perfectly and still lose, but it's not the same as staying up all night playing blackjack or roulette.
John Lennend
>>201385422for me it's porn bellend
>>201385349reckon the reason the beatles were so popular is because of lack of alternatives. easy to become popular by playing the Ed Sullivan show when the Ed Sullivan show is 1 of 3 shows on TV
The croissant really is amazing. You can eat it every morning and you won't get tired of it.
got asian ladies on the monitors
just found out about dungeon synth
>>201385455utter twaddle
Do people really just watch porn and post on /brit/ at the same time?Baffling.
I have a continuity complaint with a TNG episode but given it aired 36 years ago I can't fathom someone who would be willing to take up my autism.Any takers lads? It's regarding Symbiosis from S1.
>>201385513>s1need more be said?most treks need to get to season 2 or 3 before they get their footing.
>>201385397I just don't want to risk failure so I never really try anything. I can always rationalize my way out of doing something about my life.
i just proposed to a girl i went on one date with two years ago and she said yesmental that. we’re on the phone now discussing it
>>201385261she doesn't want to be corpo anymore
Haven't exercised in weeksjust feeling lethargic
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler you are so baubau>>201385502Watching holo live concert
>>201385502what else is there to do?
>>201385558Dont recall the lady time I ever exercised Probably PE at school
Never seen a star war nor a star trek even though I don't know how to have sex
Looks like something Elton John farted out
>>201385611But you're a runt freak
>>201385549She's pregnant from a black guy.
>>201385548failure is a part of life. any endeavour worth doing will have a risk of failure. not doing anything isn't the solution. you do the best with what you got and take what you can get. if you fuck up here and there so what? odds are everyone you know has fucked up things in their life, and frankly you're in a whole thread full of fuck ups. so get your head out of your arse and see the bigger picture. doing nothing is not sustainable. act before it is too late.
>>201385634failed to read this post, me
Thinking about moving to new York >>201385024Enjoying the concert?
>>201385626if you havent got anything nice to say, then dont say anything at all
>>201385502flick between porn, edge my cock a bit, then go back to /brit/ then back to the porn
>>201385647Neck yourself freak
>>201385628she’s never had sex. has some deformation where her hymen is too thick and will have to be surgically removed
>>201385646i'm not watching iti don't really care about vsinging/idol stuff
>>201385643lol same. i didnt even read your post
>>201385680We can't say the same about her massive arsehole, tho'.
>>201385683I don't normally but if the girls like it I like it. Just want jelly to have her concert desu
>>201385634Thank you anon, I know you're right. I have to get a clue.
Sir Krill Farmer
doing a little gay porn dance
can’t believe i post in the same thread as freaks who talk about e girls on a first name basis
Wouldn't have any of my imaginary problems if my older sister nonced me when I was 13.
>>201385660horrid boy
hit with a sudden melancholy on the limited timeframe and fragility of youth and the inevitability of death
>>201385829
>>201385720just be sure to start with the small stuff and build from there. going from despairing life to thinking about how you're going to fix everything all at once is a recipe to end up right back where you started.being consistent with routines helps. even small shit like going for a walk every day. and the physical activity will help as well get your mind out of the gutter.believe me, i'm not perfect either. a lot of this is me talking to myself honestly. so you're not alone in this as queer as that sounds.
>>201383739povvo
>>201385827Kek this is diego
>>201385865loooolhe actually looks like this too omds
>>201385865no that is winston
UK flag people be like:>OMDS
>>201385894congratulations how very observant of you
>>201385911(y)
>>201385829get over it lmao
>>201385935noallow me to feel this and let it pass part of the human condition
>>201385894br people finna kkkkkkkkkkk
feel like SHIT
It is kinda wild that British people have no place they can go on the World Wide Web to get away from Americans because of the incidental fact we speak the same language
got asian girls on the mind
>>201385949omds we do really be like that.
>>201385971yeah it’s a right shame sick of you cunts
>>201385966Please post things on ptchan/blg/.
Just back from the pub steaming waheey
Sir Chicken Parma
>>201386002>DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
Sir Koftan Dharma
might read lotr again
>>201385985My creator, why have you forsaken me?
Sir Fartan Poobarmer
>>201386020Doesn't really work that. Get a grip. Live a little, incel
you mightn't like it, but this is the perfect fish and chips
>>201385971I revel in twinky little british boys well versed in their local history having to be talked down to by ignorant retarded fat Americans whose idea of history and culture comes from Hollywood movies
>>201386036was the other way around wasn't it thoughbeit
who's that
The rain seemed to not end that night.
>>201386094your mum
This has proven quite controversial
>>201386083this daft yank
>>201386133not a singular pixel
>>201386094who's that chickwho's that chick (8)
What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name?What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name? What's that girl name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulZQTrV8QlQ
>>201385853Not queer at all anon, we're all in this shit together. Good luck out there.
>>201384641<3
Gay retard hour is it?
>>201386224
>>201386230I see you got the gay spot so I'm down for the retard one.
the prodigal son
/brit/not /can/, /usa/, or /bra/fuck off
500 cigarettes
>>201386263I am british
>>201386246Damn Jews are so powerful they control the weather on Saturn
>>201386283aye they've got to be stopped
I am Scottish
Thinking about moving to new York>>201386280No you aren't
>>201386299are you british though
>>201386263I don't resent their presence but I also genuinely do not understand why they post here
>>201386306Why NYWhat’s it got that London don’t
>>201386306I AM
>>201386299FOJ
>>201386307Fuck the king; fuck Keir Starmer.
>>201386323They are into fat women, perhaps.
>>201386263this is the post
>>201386341at the same time?
>>201385554oh she's going independent, well as long as she's happy
>>201386323I go there for buissness trips a lot It's actually safer than London and less depressing.I just hate nogs and Jews, but they live in poor areas.>>201386326FOY
>>201386263/birt/ would be on page 10 in the off hours if it wasn't for canzuk
I'm the great I AMyou're a flash in the pan
>>201386310Scottish people?
Thinking about staying up for 2 hours inside my 2 m^2 bedroom like a massive weirdo.
>>201386372We have swedelad
Don't mind Canadian posters Yanks are quite bad though
my bedrooms smelly but I can't be arsed doing anything about it
>>201386399How about me and me mate Manuellll.
going to get on the retin a creams, sunscreen, gym, no more booze and vapewant to stay looking good and young into my 30s so I can keep on shagging fitties
>>201386413Worse than most yanks
put some rosemary in his ass and throw him in the brick oven straight up
>>201386411open windows, cleanproblem solved
Did you know that it's the same time in Lisbon and in London?
vape away the heartache vape away the tears
Do respectable people play on their phones when doing a poo or is it considered uncouth
>>201386479I imagine the lower sort of people need their undivided attention to poo
>>201386479slight upgrade from reading the back of a shampoo bottle
never understood people who bring newspapers, phones or whatever to take a poofor me it's a quick in and out. why would i sit there for 5 minutes or longer to constitute those things
>On Sept. 12th 2001, on the orders of Queen Elizabeth II, the 'Star-Spangled Banner' is played during the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace, marking the first time that the national anthem of a foreign nation was played at Buckingham Palace outside of an official state visit. This unprecedented act was witnessed by a huge crowd, many singing along.[30][31]
The rain which was covering his city suddenly stop(ed).He thought: "cool, maybe the infiltration will stop to feel into his bed."
>>201386514inspirational
prefer america the beautiful personally
do british women like french twinks?
>>201381736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE8MCZDW-mMThis man from manchester moved to orenburg last year with his family and unfortunately they had these terrible floods right after he moved into his newly built house but it looks like a good place considering its not so well known compared to other places.
>>201386547nah they love strictly come dancing and immigrants
>>201386560Built for my modest 6.5 inch English sausage.
Don't really get pubs. You just sit and drink? Maybe do a quiz and eat some overpriced food?
>>201386521>This unprecedented act was witnessed by a huge crowd, many singing alongshould've chanted FOY instead
>>201386585What's a quiz (in pubspeak)?
https://streetcat.wiki/index.php/Mr._Piss
>>201386519im there all bloody day
>>201386602Most pubs will have a day where they hold a pub quiz and you participate in groups
>>201386602what it says on the tin
>>201386620You can't suffer in UK pubs.
Which of the green states should I move to
>streetcat.wiki
not sure if im in nice or marakkesh
Moving to a yellow state as we speak.
>>201386644Move to China
>>201386644FLA if you can afford air conditioning (and to live in one of the nice parts)
Get yer fucking willy out for the ira
time for the nuclear nut. mightn't live to tell the tale.
>>201386678Me da' lives there and I could live with him for free but it's hell
>>201386690what specifically is hellish about it
>>201386619how? is something obese people experience?
Might watch pirates of the caribbean
He got tired, after hours of inserting things into his arsehole, and said:
>>201386729watch Master and Commander instead
>go club>it's rammed and expensive>get ignored by girls>leave after 30 minutesyup that's me hi i'm the problem it's me
A toast, to /brit/ and it's late night occupants!
>>201386729I reckon I prolly never watched them.
>>201386750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIi1LWkfDE
once again gods plan for me has turned out to be posting here on a saturday night
>>201386716Climate, people, traffic, design. I've only really spent time in SW Florida and the Keys though, I'm sure the panhandle with Jimbob is actually pretty kino. I'm tired of being places where everybody wants to move. I like simple folk
>>201386753cheers
>>201386805oh deary me
>>201386792lol, lmao evenstatesee my post>>201386750i'm incellio
Cabou a agua no meu bairro
>>201386611hate this shit it just gave fresh targets for all those chinks that love torturing cats
Tomorrow God will show me a miracle that will save me from suffering.
Might become a cop.
Might become a robocop
god gives his grimmest threads for his grengest posters
Might become a gay robocop
gonna wank soon and be all smelly
*suggestively*Your move, creep
gonna get smelly soon and wank
I'm already smelly and gonna wank soon
>>201386950This arse remembered me that I din't stalked the girl I like today.
FUCK OFF *smashes your roof in* FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Where's Mikey?Where's Ulster?Where's Diego?Where's Emmett?Where's the Femcel?Where's Al?Where's Thailad?Where's Doug?Where's Mihai?
>>201386988deegz is out clubbingprobably at fold
>>201386988Where is the horse and the rider?Where is the horn that was blowing?
>>201386997thank fucking godand feel the weight of that wretch lifted from this place and joviality return but sunday is his worst fucking day always especially bitter and vile on sundaus
Just entered /bra/ and there is some retard talking about me.
>>201387047freak
>>201387047Woah! are you famous
>>201387019good post
Sleepy time soons
we need to make Britain great and sane again
>>201387110browns
*me when reporting an offensive and/or racist post*
poor ned you're better off dead
Great Britain? More like Grim Shitain
was going to make some post but then i realised nobody would be around to see it
might rewatch welcome to the nhk
foreign twinks are so cute when they type in their own language >;<
The rain started again. God doesn't want me to wank.
>>201387220does the rain destroy the foundation of your monkey mudhut or something
>>201387245There are several leaks on my ceiling, above my bed.
maybe you would like to touch my feet
>>201387281Doesn't do it for me
>>201387281Want too see that video but I'm saving internet data.
Just getting tired of nonwhitesJust getting the fatigue
Might post this then press refresh after 30 seconds.
British police need to be taught that people are willing to kill them
I can’t hear the people singing the song of angry men
rorkette disavowing 4th wave feminism
leftypol posting about rorke while rorke is on a 6 hour minecraft session
>>201387281arse on him
yank rorkehttps://x.com/Alphafox78/status/1827173068252274846
Mental how much I hate >>>/int/bra
>>201387245rude >>201387268sovl
>>201387338Good post this
rorke crying to himself thinking about life whilst strip mining in minecraft
>>201387495He can bear it.
leftypol in his childlike state of blissful ignorance as usual
>>201387421yorke as it were
>>201387551lmao
let the dog out for a piss before bed only for him to start barking at a fucking hedgehog in the garden waking up the neighbourhood fuck's' sake
leftypol and rorke showing up to a family reunion and discovering they are 2nd cousins twice removed
>>201387578based hedgehog mugging him off
>>201387578haha what a muppet
>>201387281Just want to stab them arsecheeks and burst them like a tyre.
>>201387671He was badgering her all day.
>>201387671That's the nonce symbol.
dogs shouldn't be allowed outside to piss dogs need to learn to piss into the toilet like real men
>>201387689Badgers are nonces?
>>201387699The icem cream logo. Saw it on youtube.
>>201387671thats it get them culled
The rain seemed to have stop(ed) in his city.
>>201387699Aye
>>201387767>>201387767>>201387767
What lies on the other side of "I might be wrong"
