GOATis edish
finally
eating poo
I was on the news once to be fair
drug dealerstein selling /brit/ links
Eat raw meat.
>>201409199Why does his face always look so stiff and bloated
wanked to sophie dee (welsh lass) 4 times today
>>201409228What year was this
coalescing with you lads to post the same inane drivel as we did yesterday, as it were
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
>>201409185that video where’s she’s dressed as a police officer and she’s dominating some woman wearing glasses was the first fetish video i wanked toruined my life
>>201409199Awful hair transplant
>wanked to sophie dee (welsh lass) 4 times today
>>201409272seen it but no i just like straight anal no gimmicks
>>201409248Raw meat contains parasites
>>201409228need it back
>>201409272>some woman*women
sucking a beer
>>201409252Because he eats only raw meat because he's retarded
getting them in
>>201409199Why does everyone else in their early birthday 20's have money and time to do all these cool things
goatis has a serious inferiority complex he is trying to fight by pretending to be a manly man who eats raw dead animalsjust like how he is fighting his receding hairline with rogain and finasteride to not look like an incel
>>201409226Holy shit you're famous!!!
>>201409228>ywn zap Holly Peers' top off>ywn wear Kammy's hair and 'tache>ywn hear comedians tell you jokesit's not fair lads
just bought a dehumidifier
>>201409364Homo
get the wildlife posted
>>201409348Also funny how he rails against exerciseProbably because his diet doesn't give him enough energy to do any
got the heating on
>>201409409
>>201409199This dude be like>AHHHH NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT BREAD AND POTATOES>NOOOOOO THE CARROTS AND LETTUCE MAKE IT STOP!!!!
favourite actresses?me:>alexis texas>paige turnah>remy lacroix>jada stevens>jynx maze>gia paige>mandy muse>savannah bond>chanel preston>mia malkova>aria lee>eva lovia
>>201409272got a wave of déjà vu reading this swear you've posted it before
Why is such a unpopular opinion to believe the war in Ukraine should have ended a while ago we could have had peace but now they are escalating the conflict by invading kursk
the carnivore diet is just veganism for right wing schizos
>>201409463Shut up and give them more money you bigot
>>201409226Could have walked past a tv interview, being seen in the background. Saw them recording it. Keep thinking I should have put on the alien mask I had in my possesion at the time.
clean it up
>>201409450>>jynx mazeWas watching that one where a BBC breaks into her house and ties her up and rapes her (not really though, she likes it)Good stuff
Skin tags
Any wine drinking man in?Considering getting into it. More dignified having a few glasses of wine in the house rather than necking cans of lager.
>>201409472going to post on X aka once known as twitter if that's alright with you think it'll do well on there
>>201409450in the pro game, lexi belle and riley reidbut my bread and butter is amateurs and pro-ams
>>201409463umm that's a chud opinion
>>201409479This war will end exactly like the Iran Iraq war were both sides are crippled by the invasion and the only ones who win are the banks in Germany and America
>>201409517more of a didn't ask man myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWkANbUYWLIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWkANbUYWLIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWkANbUYWLI
Should I start going to the gym?
Waving down a waitress but they don't acknowledge them so they have to keep trying
>>201409517gives me terrible indigestion now that I'm 30+
I'm gonna go out on a limb and risk being shunned and hated by everyone but after seeing videos of Israeli solders torturing kids and bombing civilian families all I can say is FUCK ISRAEL.
>>201409450Arya FaeMakenna BlueKimberly BrixBB KxttenElla HughesBree Daniels
>>201409450can’t imagine how grim of a “person” you’ve got to be to know all these pornstars by name
> It appearsWhat do you do?
I WARNED YOUI DON'T WANT SPAGHETTI AGAIN
>>201409573Nah too late for that now. Just have another packet of crisps
Men on an airplane who leave their seatbelt on for the entire flight, even when the seatbelt sign is off.
>>201409472good post. glad yanks still posting this thread. don't know why you stick around these morons but I appreciate a sane post once in a while.
just stop being mentally illit's that easy
>>201409573My opinion is the gym is cool if you know how to prevent injury. Being a physically stronger human will never not be beneficial. I also believe that humans work way too much. Our ancestors and even current isolated tribes don’t work themselves to the bone. We have been conditioned to believe that willful slavery is honorable. You have modern religions to thank for that bs. So I lounge about as much as I can because when I’m on my death bed my last regret won’t be working more hours for the man.
>>201409598yeah, im the leader. whatcha want little green nibba?
>>201409608ah, a creature
>>201409573too expensive
>11 (you)s so far this threadI'm a pro.
A man checking the weather for the week ahead.
>>201409499I have never watched a porn video with a “BBC” in it. If there’s a black willy in it, I immediately close the tab and find another video.
>>201409608Ktim
>>201409598
>>201409647>Our ancestors and even current isolated tribes don’t work themselves to the boneCurrent isolated tribes are fucking losers
crazy how there are giant cables stretching across the bottom of the atlantic ocean
>>201409608based fellawish I were a shiny lizard snake thing
>>201409591i had a computer an internet connection as a teenager (2006-2015) and had to download videos from limewire and random tube sites so knowing names is an essential skillsthe newer ones (savannah bond for example) i just know because they are fucking peng and unforgettable
>>201409482Asian women are at a complete loss on how to deal with animals Lol
>>201409649> PeaceWhat do you say?
im a massive luddite, i think technology is evil and everyone realizes it but it's too convenient to give up or even take a break from if technology like phones or plastic disappeared the mental elf of everyone would improve overnight
Americans full stop. duck off with your grits, eggs over easy, cockeyed cheerfulness and calling stuff from 1910 historic.
>I...I wish... that I worked more.. *beeeeeeeeeeep*Me on my deathbed because I'm a sigma male on the grind
>>201409647odd post why are you equating the gym with “willfull slavery” and “working for the man”going to the gym is all about making yourself stronger, healthier and more disciplined. gaining a clue and looking swole as fuck.
>>201409563as long as it doesn't affect me too much and the cozzie livs gets sorted I don't care
test
>>201409647>We have been conditioned to believe that willful slavery is honorable. You have modern religions to thank for that bs.Yeah this is why pagans got fucking DEMOLISHED lmao
bombaclart
>>201409637Jurassic park innit
>>201409720*shoots that nibbas head smoove off*
>>201409718To be fair animals are hard to deal with I been around horses and cows both can be very mean and rough
>>201409450virgo peridotdee sirenpaige turnahryan conner
+1 to his post count
Men who say their spidey sense is tingling need to never see any genitalia of their choice.
>>201409680racist or oppressed black cock lust?
White people are naturally friends with animals.Asians are like uhhhhh what is thatBlacks and Semites are enemies of animals.
>>201409721He says on 4chan
>>201409483They want revenge on Putin
>>201409706imagine being onejust lying there
vladimir poo tin
*Crucios you*
>>201409745
>>201409774incredibly based except for dee siren. a flabby, wide pussied ugly skank
Bring back the Spamiam arc
>15 (you)s from 12 postsGET INNNNNNN
>>201409789In chinese animal is thing/object with a pulse
>>201409745welcome back lad
>>201409748Always have a chuckle when modern pagan enthusiasts forget this fact
>>201409814
anyone got any funny memes?
>>201409841that's a good post to (You) ratio
>>201409724 saw this one before
>>201409822had to reset my readchan data again because some homo was spamming /mu/
>maxresdefault.jpg
could probably list off several hundred pornstars who were my favourite at some point or another
>>201409855your sex life
>>201409789and of the native americans and australoids?
>>201409735>more disciplinedYeah, wilful slavery, that's what I saidHumans were made to laze around the vast majority of the day unless there was real work to be done (i.e. hunting or repairing a tent)
Candide, now there’s a novel. It has an old woman with only one ass cheek in it. Read it for a college class.
>>201409852>>201409748what does this mean? that pagans were workshy neets who got blasted by romans?
The new movie Long Legs is kind of stupid.It's not scary. I like Nicolas Cage but his character in this movie is just a copy of Heath Ledger's Joker but with hardly any screen time.
>>201409855
>>201409866It's a shame I made it up, this is my third post and thats my first (you).>.33 hit rate
me at 20: ewww girls poop from thereme at 30: would tongue that dirty shithole clean
>>201409868i use readchan as well, do you know how to filter people on there?
>>201409763That Shetland btw tried to have sex with a shire horse and he got pissed off his dick couldn't reach her
horrid smelly gunge coming out my armpits again
>>201409930adriano has rotten your brain
>>201409904slavery to what? yourself? if you’re going to be a layabout it’s either get fit or get fat we don’t have to hunt animals or work in the fields anymore so i think in our luxurious 21st century lives, it’s both necessary and noble to subject yourself to physical labour to keep yourself strong and of course looking good
I operate on another level
>>201409883yes, it's a name of a youtube thumbnail what's so bad about it i don't get it
>>201409937settings > feed > manage feed filters
>>201409930You at 35: 1994-2029
get the poo eaten
>>201409982damn you are aware of mikael finquel's demonic forces warping the minds and assholes of young men and women around the world?
>>201410004tried that but i couldn't get it to work
rorke having a problem with his gf doing onlyfansleftypol helping film his gf's bull shag her for ppv content
bumberg making some diabolical smells this evening
There's a scene in Long Legs where they pause a security recording of Nicolas Cage's character laughing with his mouth open and it's exactly like that equivalent scene in The Dark Knight where the screen is paused on the Joker's face while he's laughing.
>>201410066>>201410074yh?
>>201410040yes bebi i use adrianostudies
>>201409930nah poop is gross it's the pressure of her arse cheeks on your face that's hot
Spent all my mcdonalds points on a few mcnuggets but should have just saved them for something proper like a burger :/
>>201410106I like the other Russian poster better than you. You're gross. He's a lot cooler.
>>201410041make sure you select the applicable boards, change it from "highlight" to "hide", select "comments" and activate it, for some reason it does none of that by default
>>201410074>>201410066190 moment
>please give me the attention my parents never did
just finished screaming at the top of my lungs for 10 minutes straight without interruption
got a boner but on the nofap
>>201410148That seems healthy
>>201410066>>201410074>>201410090>>201410100that film was so badand nicholas cage was doing nicholas cage doing health ledgert doing the jokerit was so fucking distractingimagine that being in a "horror" film
bumberg making noises as if pootoil looms
Nicolas Cage is barely recognizable in Long Legs. His face and voice are totally different except for one scene at the end where you can see the Nicolas Cage in him a little bit.
>>201410102insane. i created that subreddit.
Wife died on the plane ride to Spain :/
>>201410148sounds therapeutic
can’t watch shows anymore, just end up internalising them then projecting them onto my own life when watching traitors uk with the miss halfway though i became wholly paranoid that she was secretly mad at me over everything i did and suspected me of being a “traitor”— for lack of a better phrase
>>201410102Did you have fun today bebi girl?
>>201410102 Did you have fun today bebi girl?
>>201410213
don’t watch most tv or movies me all pozzed kike propoganda
>>201410177Yeah and it wasn't scary and the main actress was weird.
>>201410288i dont either but dont act like 4chan brainrot inducing shitposting is any better
>>201410288least mentally ill brit poster
>>201410288 i dont either but dont act like 4chan brainrot inducing shitposting is any better
ringpiece taking an absolute clobbering from pootoilfeels like a tattered windsock
>>201410311main actress was the only decent thing in the whole filmwell the first 30 minutes were ok atmopsherewise but make 0 sense esp in context of the filmoh longlegs wanted to help her find him wut but like never when he could have groomed her etc
Dumbells for punches, wrist weights on the legs for kicks, down the line a weighted vest to increase bodyweight (and cardio too) even further. But other than that, and when talking about a pure weights exercise, most definitely only kettlebell.
>>201410321>you don't watch debates about if women should be raped by Abdul or Ngubu? You're mentally ill
4 HOUR COMPILATION OF WHITE MEN ASIAN WOMENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epCltEgYjaA
>>>201410254faaaa bebi i'm gonna cum from making out with this 18 year old when i'm in the 40 and i'm a fat pig
>>201410362wut
>>201410361Why are you punching and kicking?
>>201410361>weighted vestPaki
I want Emma Watson to plop a hot chocolate log into my open mouth.
>>201410322there are less depressing aspects to shitposting. sure, you are wasting your very limited time on earth here but at least you are not watching netflix programming or other such things> but it will help me socialize at worknot really, sports are better for that
desperately need a wank but I'm at my parents house and mum is doing stuff in the spare room take the piss
Why did Red Letter Media give Long Legs such high praise
>>201410370what the absolute fuck is this channel? some unironic incel?
toby carvery
anyone tried paul joseph watson's new hot sauce?
>>201410393Corr who's the brass
>>201410370Imagine what an incel you have to be to make a 4 hour compilation video of this topic
>>201409517yeah mate not a coin a sir or anything just get the cheap swill that's a cut above the cheapest as it's cheap without tasting of berry flavoured vinegar
wailing a poo
>>201410361>Dumbells for punchesyou are retarded kek enjoy destroying your rotator cuff
>>201409199I wish I was Scottish
>>201410454Stop talking like that. It's cringe.
>lynx advert>shows white teen girl sniffing an African thugYikez
A really really fat man fell down and rolled all the way down the hill and pooped his pants on the way down.
>>201410370Why though?
>>201410451>not wanking into momma's big tiddies in the spare room
>>201410429How the fuck does this say (you) when I never made that post what the fuck help
>>201410493???
>wake up>tired againwell thats sunday out of the way
>>201410419why have you chose in this thread out of all threads to post this stuff
>>201410483normally hate wine but grandpa gaveme,,,,,,,hÑ
>>201410531I have all of your data now, bud
I'm like 50% sure I just saw a man in a motorised wheelchair harass I'm assuming a woman in another one of those motorised wheelchair things, and said "I'll take you for a ride, baby" and followed them down the street, turning the corner after them, cartoonishly going "hey hey" before being out of sight
>chose in
about to lock in on mondayback to the grindset
I am considered fit and musclar in real life but skinny fat on fit what's going on?
6 days until the end of brat™ summer what did you achieved lads
violent intrusive thoughts are completely normalaccording to research about 60% of man have them on a daily basis what are your intrusive thoughts?
>>201410623It's a bank holiday mate
Imagine having a threesome with Priti Patel and Penny Mordaunt. The oily double titwank. Rubbing their arses together in front of you. Priti the dom. Penny the nurse. Might have a wank now
>>201410627most people can take a pic and look skinnyfat in it depending on the angle even people who are swole
>>201410643Nice try GCHQ
>>201410666tory boy onamadone
>>201410614I'm dictating my messages on my phone. You think I'm going to type that out on a phone keyboard?
>>201410568I see
>>201410643dont have any im not a lesser lifeform
>>201410643Whenever I'm interacting with an older man, I have the urge to slam his head into the nearest table
>>201410643scoop water from a toilet and drink it
>>201410627People have no obligation to be nice to you or lie to you online as opposed to real life
>>201410641>brat™ summerExplain this meme to a boomer please?
>>201410746don't know
i like how a post with the exact same, so called "racism" is still up but fagboy janny decided to report mine to his superiors
>>201410767>giffuck off
>>201410707ktimi also do this with women
i hate everyone
NOT a fan of the meat pies
>>201410767youve been done
I've noticed that Scots are good runnersWonder why
juggling a poo
>>201410746it's an album by charli xcx
Remember the "Sikhs are bro tier" meme
>>201409199Don't even understand the logic of the carnivore diet from an evolutionary standpoint. Like aren't our closest relatives apes/gorillas/primates? Don't they eat basically nothing but leaves, berries and other vegetation?Why as an offshoot of them would we suddenly develop this complete aversion to plants?I don't advocate a complete vegetarian diet but it seems ridiculous that we couldn't tolerate that type of stuff. Not to mention all the vitamins and minerals that can be gotten from different plant foods, vegetables, fruits, etc.
>>201410862not sure
When men buy toilet paper. Imagine a man in a supermarket queuing up to ONLY buy a multipack of toilet rolls
brat summer is when you stay inside on your computer and dont talk to anyone or have sex
>>201410872yes
deegz on his russian vpn
>>201410866yeah but does the concept mean? google only gives me zoomer shit i don't understand
>>201410928have you tried eating poo
The Nietzschean, coke snorting spirit of the porn consuming white man.
>>201410879You are trying to discuss nutrition with a bunch of people who sustain on chicken nuggets and fish and chips.
having sex (the big X, intercourse, shagging) with my dog
>>201410866never heard of her, did she came out of nowhere because in order to take off in entertainment industry you need to please the j- ERM I mean the elite? Also why is this cover an upscaled text made on ms paint?
>>201410974wrong un
Men pushing the buggy with one hand only cuz they’re so cool
>>201410983not sure
are Indian and Pakistani women easy to sleep with?
>>201410946i tongue my wife's bum hole once in a while and it once in a while it is stinky and pooy
>>201410983post is to long to pretend you never heard of herloser
Why did you stop pretending to move to Spain?
>>201410879>Like aren't our closest relatives apes/gorillas/primates? Don't they eat basically nothing but leaves, berries and other vegetation?Yes but we aren't them.Retard.We do not have the ability to process cellulose into usable elements.
The word "pamphlet"
Men who try to impress women by doing a Donald Duck impression.
>>201411079i used to do a muttley impression to impress my brother
>>201411079Spaino on the ROPES
>>201411019corrr good lad
me and the lass
>>201411004>>201411044>>201411079>>201411121yeah?
tags=reverse_bunnysuit+
Starting to question whether there is more to life than chasing skirt (but skirt I mean peng girls with big thighs)
fishingtoil tomorrow you lads ARE making the most of the bank holiday by going out and doing your hobbies, aren't you?
Sick of the lot of you.
There's only three girls in the Gryffindor year Harry Potter is inWhy is Hogwarts so small
>>201411235favourite type of fish?
>>201411313>>201411313>>201411313new thread lads pile in
not arseddon't carefuck off
>>201411331kys
>>201411313>>201411313>>201411313get in lads>>201411313>>201411313>>201411313
>>201411331>>201411382sort him out adam
spaino is 190190 is seasidemarkseasidemark is spaino
shahar spotted on /out/
>>201411313>>201411313>>201411313>>201411396adam can kiss my arse
Thread has slowed to a crawl.
>>201409199
thread is kill
shoving a whole can of chicken stock, up my arse, sideways
>>201411906death camps are unironically needed for people like this
Two pints at the local and four large bottles of cruzcampo in the fridgesteamingtoil is well underway
need a shappi khorsandi bikini gf
umm
so ive got a bit of a problemthere's only one kizza place in my small town and i order from there so often theyve added me to their 'fat boy club'this is apparently a good thing they do for marketing, basically loyal customersthe problem is that when they deliver they say 'your orders here, fat boy!'ive called them up and asked them to remove me but they say im ordering too often and they cant remove me
>>201412178Thank godAlso, see you in 3 days
>>201412178Unfortunate wording.
>>201412210i can guarantee i won't get banned (unless mod's are memeing and want to show this post with [Deleted] i'm way ahead of you banter merchants)
>>201412178blatantly edited
Based janny.
>>201412178thats only 94%
is /brit/ dead, are people in another thread, or do i just have everyone filtered?
>>201412432nah it's slow (assuming you dont have yanks filtered and can see this)
>>201412432everyone's just dead happy celebrating the liverpool win so aren't posting
>>201412432/brit/‘s dead because some mong who needs a cactus stuffed up his sss started an early new but janny’s deleted it so hopefully posts will pick up.
Woman picking hot toast out of toaster (2011)
tor browser wank tonight
angus, thongs, and perfect snogging wank tonight
>>201412432Can’t be arsed dealing with the incel so I’m watching vtubers and chilling. Be back later after his bedtime x
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too many wogs on britain soil
might just go lay in bed then watch the 'tube
gerra grip
>>201412830what u gon do anglo boy? cry about it on 4chan?
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the hell? How is this thread still up LOL
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White girl getting interviewed with her black Jamaican bf on Sky News at the Notting Hill CarnivalPhwoarrr
New thread
>>201412903praise jah
>>201409199>>201409199>>201409199>>201409199>>201409199NEW
A toastTo the last ever /brit/
>>201412903saw that as well lol, she was fit as well
>>201412970as this is the last /brit/, let me just tell you lot, i really haven't enjoyed talking with youwhat a bunch of cuntshave a nice life
Did the Atlantic ocean swallow up the whole island of Britain?
>>201413007Huh?
new>>201291992>>201291992>>201291992
safety, always off
>>201413195