shagging Ash Sakar's rotten curry hole (it's really dark like her nipples)
Reminder if you get belly button fluffYou are fat
would eat + dip in mayonnaise
>>201292031Holy cor I want to lick her thighs
feel gay and shit
RIPeter
of course the only new thread left standing is one about paki culture bravo two-tier janny
jancunt onamadone
>>201292031not for me thanks i prefer white women like that mouse
bit of a high plains drifter me
um mods you just deleted a male nipple >.<
rorke on a mad one
he should be allowed to post the reggiesit's a new brit
Reggie
thread claimed for summer
>>201292091few things irk me more than asian women shillers
>>201291915Thanks lolAbout to go out for the evening with friends Fuck you Janny you no fuck no friends obese autistic dickhead faggot retard i know who you are
The SargonThe PJWThe Molyneux The CrowderThe McInnes The Yiannopoulos
>>201292110you need medication
Supergluing my eyes shut so I don’t get radicalised
>>201292116The KWABs
>>201292091left is trying too hard
>>201292091both have had plastic surgeryboth have faces full of makeup
they're saying all he did was ask some co-worker for some pussy he was literally on talksport 5 minutes after the news came outthis is making the BBC look more fishy to me than him they never fire anyone and he's gone after one desperate for pussy text?
IVE GOT THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES ON!!!
>>201292110>About to go out for the evening with friendsThank Christ
Feel like lavender
>>201292110They're multiplyingBe breeding like rats before we know it
>>201292110you have no friends
>>201292142>ywn have to listen to him commentating againthank fuck for that
>paying a stranger in an establishment you cannot see to cook food with ingredients you cant verify for it to be handed to another unknown person and couriered around for an indeterminate amount of time
3 black guys3 white mums who is to blame
The PseudsThe Schizoids
>>201292142Reckon they just wanted a reason to get rid of him because he was fucking boring
>>201292181white men
something of a legend of the fall me
Blackbeard Monty
>>201292173means more lucy ward on TNT (unfortunate)more danny murphy on BBC (unfortunate)
alri
>>201292175lol shut up brandon
girls who piss loud always have the ugliest vaginas
gonna start reading tomorrow. first time reading a book since secondary school.
>>201292217me every morning after 3 coffees
why is it around 7-8pm the grimmest cunts always come out to post
Rings of power isn't that bad. The wait between episodes made it seem worse.Sure there's retarded stuff like the whole Mithril subplot and the Southlands thingBut it's really not as bad as Rorke says it is
>>201292091imagine our millions of immigrants had been east asian birds
>>201292239Have fun
>>201292175yeah I don't trust takeaway slop. if muslims will rape our women without thought then why would they not poo in my food since they believe I'm kafar. probably something in the qaran about it
>>201292250i had a nap after work and woke up not too long ago
>>201292250the high functioning alchies who are otherwise normies have had a few cans after work and start becoming freaks
>>201292254mass white women suicide
>Poisons himself with drink>Poisons himself with sketchy food>Cries about hugging the toilet and feeling shite>Does it again anywayConcerning implications for consciousness
>>201292116I miss Lauren Southern
>>201292031Ash is having second thoughts about antagonising the native population, which she's been doing for years. As I've said many times her tragedy is that she feels no affilation for "people of colour". All Ash's dreams are white, her friends are white, she craves white acceptance.
>>201292278whom are you referring to
>>201292252>Rings of power isn't that bad.Never watched it but new trailer had millions of views I saw So clearly many people watched it They cancel shit immediately if the 1st season has no viewers like that latest star wars shit
Every single poster here deserves a thumbs up THEIR ARSE
tell me right now who you think jack the ripper was
Castlevania: Symphony of the NightWhat a game!
I fancy myself somewhat of a gooner, what is really funny to me is that as soon as onlyfans got big all the Asian American porn actresses got up and moved over making their own content while all the white girls are still doing mainstream porn (half of it interracial shit)
yep, yanks, canadians going back on the filter listas well as this montenegrin
>>201292283Isn't there a zoomer version now? Brett something
>>201292308me
>>201292316united for me
I always give money to people but the last homeless guy I gave a tenner to shook my hand and he had shit on it (I didn’t know until I pulled my hand back) Now I throw it to them from about 50 feet
>>201292331brett clement
I actually have lots of friends and am not a virgin I do NOT need medication >7-8pm the grimmest cunts Ya I’ve finished my second can during the last hour of WFH and am being a cunt to get banned so I stop posting here haha x
>>201292324not a water company, no need to announce new filters
>>201292331she shakes her arse for BBChttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ruO9FyPAg4Y
/brit/ died along with the commieslagsHasn't been the same since
>>201292368That's Ben Shapiro in drag
>>201292361they spend it on drugs and alcohol mate
>>201292316sir this is Target
a man about poo
>>201292375
>>201292316The Asians are probably just a bit more intelligent and from less broken backgrounds just slutty and willing to make money on itThe white women are dumb as shit and from broken families and all drug addicts
>>201292381She's only human
>>201292374lets have a little look at your willy then?
what's the deal with the canadian? is it spainmong on a vpn?
>>201292406>bradleying your own post
Ash is PENGPENGPENGERSI'm a middle class skinny white boi I reckon she would marry me
Reading /brit/ with my face 1 inch away from the screen so I can kiss any posts I like as they pop up
>>201292331hearing rorke's yank crush is misha petrov
>>201292387good for them
>>201292375kek
Where's the peng Indian slag poster?
>>201292361you're perpetuating the crime and violence caused by funding the drug dealers the butterfly effect of you giving someone a tenner for brown means down the line some poor innocent is likely to suffer, probably an old person but at least you get to 'feel good' about yourself and bask in the smug afterglow of thinking you were seen being altruisticFuck you
>>201292432thats the bradleyposters signature gimmick hes been doing it for years
thread is utter gash im offski
>>201292324put them on there yesterdayJFs are a blight
>>201292387to be fair if i was homeless i'd be after drugs and alcohol as wellalready pissed as it is
>>201292492See you in 60 seconds
believe firmly in the depths of my heart that yanks are all just pathetic sad actsany yank would be out gooned, out wanked, out drunk, by a typical Brit. only thing they'd win at is slurping up runt slop by the bucket.
Whenever I see complaints about the quality of the /brit/ I'm 100% sure it's due to an increase in JFs
>>201292438can I get a kiss? x
>>201292308he was a serial killer
>>201292529BASED post.
>>201292483jokes on you i literally copy and pasted that post from twitter lmfao fucking mong
Getting the rope ready. Can't believe he filtered me
Contemplating finding some remote place in a forest and digging a bunker over time and hiding it.
>>201292560um
https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/courts/northampton-woman-lucy-connolly-refused-bail-and-remanded-back-into-custody-4752707Tory councillor wife refused bail for 'inciting racial hatred'.Same day, a child rapist avoids jailhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13768989/child-rapist-spared-jail-prison-overcrowding.html
>>201292560oh never mind youre a brown
>>201292565*laughs in your runtish face*embarrassingsquirm for me
>>201292624*fortnite dances on you*
off to the shop in half an hour, what you wanting?
I wish Egyptian girls were real
watching a sumo wrestling match between a sumo wrestler and dozens of childrenwill keep you lads abrest on the victor stay tuned
I'm a Scottish supremacist.
>>201292650But didn't produce the receipt I accept your concession
>>201292669chat is this real?
Nothing worse than some runt trying to be funny with a dogshit zinger then doubling down instead of disappearing into the background of the thread
>>201292707who.. hurt you..?
>>201292676>>201292707you're seething mate
realised that I've become an expert at my job and am recognised as such by my fellowalso paid very well
>>201292676you what you fucjing what
>>201292731Still waiting for the post you LITERALLY copied
>>201292707*emotes on you*aha
it is 'ardeatinga knob
queen femke bol winning :)
>>201292609>14 year old boy shags a girl under 15>he has to go on the sex offender's registry 20 years laterWhat the fuck
>>201292730Mad how prescient this post wasWatch his seethe for days nowProbably the same runt who was spamming bald
>>201292758not him budi'm the /brit/ Independent Seethe Adjudicator
>>201292560Bluds got the dildo glued to a concrete tetrapod body :skull:
which country's red wine should I order with my big shop, lads?
cant imagine being done with such finesse i have to make 3 seethe posts
PLEASE give me a (You)I've been on this site for 4 years and I haven't had a SINGLE one.I just want to feel the dopamine and see what it's like. PLEASE
>only on £39kending it soon
>>201292849INOKIBO MA YE
>>201292792>shagsrapes
>stabbings at Chessington themeparknot on is it
Hillary Clinton in her prime>>>>>AOC in her prime
>>201292792i guess it depends if he actually "raped" her or if it was statuatory rape. the judge seems to think he deserved prison so it probably wasn't consentual tbfbut yeah extremely misleading title
>>201292896ethnicity?
>>201292913prefer not to say
>>201292872I'm on 25k get a grip mate
>>201292609>Newman,from Newport, was convicted of raping a child under the age of 14 at Croydon Crown Court last December.>He was jailed for two years for the historic offence, which dated back to 2005 when he himself was 14
have to be at toil in 3 hours and i haven't slept a wink
>>201292865Have a (you)>>201292872Have a (you)Feeling generous
Doing cocaine with the fiancéeberg
>>201292871hello
he's literally unbotheredHow do you lose a £190k a year job and not even care
>>201292949that gif reminds me of crushcat
>>201292983Can I have one?
>>201292987geddin de ladcoke snogging and coke sex yeah
hate the worldhate other peoplehate myself
>>201293021>coke sex yeahmans pushing rope, we all know it
>>201293021Not had a blowie in ages Tonight's the night
Why do the other threads have peng tits and arse for their OP images but all /brit/ has is paki 'za and bradley?
Have you considered joining a monastery?
>>201293011bizarre that some people actually prefer the stick thin no tits no arse body type over this
>>201293057Yeah
>>201292999>sending unsolicited textstexts have to be solicited now?
>>201292822
>>201293051The lesser races have difficulty containing their base urges
Duck anon hereI know you were all wondering what I decided on for dinnerIt's mussels in garlic sauce and a big wedge of buttered breadBosh
>>201292999>had a career as a professional PL footballer>has done nothing but overpaid punditry and commentary sincegoing to assume a 190k a year job isnt the end of his world
maaaaaaaaaaate
>>201293047the trick is to crush a viagra in your line mate
ordered a french one since nobody replied and the french poster is alri
>>201293113that sounds like a good way to have a heart attack
what happens if a woman takes viagra?
Reading about waking up during surgery, it's called anesthesia awareness
>Andrew Tate might wind up in federal prison thanks to George W. Bush. Under Bush we passed a law that Americans are bound by the US age of consent everywhere on Earth, so Tate doesn't need to have broken the Romanian age of consent to get convicted
>>201293047lovely
>>201293082Yeah you have to meet the person irl and ask if you can send them a text
another week almost over
two months since the asmr gfs last video
>>201293149her clit looks like one of those little rubber bullets from the toy guns
>>201292822thought i was looking at one of these for a second
>>201292999>can't text women>can't speak to women>can't look at women how the fuck do you get a gf bros
People in the UK in a proper job don't get fired with immediate effect. I've only ever seen people take leave, then say they'll be back in a few months, then it's announced they have left the company. It must have been someone high up. The BBC didn't even sack that italian guy off strictly who they said was beating the shit out of his partners. He must have tried to shag Alex.
>He orders takeaway
skull closing in on my brain
>>201293082yeah didn't you see the last teacher that got fired for saying he wanted to shag other teacher co-workers? Think they put him on sex offenders registry too.
>>201293202Indian girl I used to see every morning on the train used to stare me up and down like I was a piping hot korma every morning. Wonder if I could get her done for this
wanking an arse
>>201293149reckon google could fix you up with a right proper answer to this lad
>>201293202>>201293082do you mongs actually believe sending an unsolicited text is the whole storyare you unable to infer that the content of the texts might be the issue
Rotating a kebab in my mind
French existentialism....j'adore!
>>201293161>Under Bush we passed a law that Americans are bound by the US age of consent everywhere on Earth
>>201292308Don't believe there was a singular ripper, reckon that was a media invention. There were plenty of gruesome happenings about that time, so I think pining it on one man is a bit of a fools game when any old cunt can do it. If we ever find out who he is it's because he confessed it in some random diary which is probably sitting in the loft of his granddaughters house - spine uncracked in 130 years.
>>201293292this
>9-month-old dead after being found strapped into safety seat by grandmother in hot car for 8 hours
>>201293334We've got that too
>>201293371thanks for making me sadi was happycunt
>>201292609Our justice system is truly so fucked up. People who abuse animals rarely go to prison yet people who "incite hatred", whatever the FUCK that actually means, often go to prisonUK judges are evil cunts, they must have been sick minded children to want to be cunt judges when they grew up, I'm honestly surprised that they're not got at by violence minded people. MPs are
just watched Threadsfucking hell
>>201293412yeah bit grim
>>201293404these headlines just make me smile because I instantly imagine a bradders next to any morbid headline
been rewatching the raimi spider-man films, lots of screaming women in these, at least half of MJ's dialogue must be screaming
Read a post on the 'chan which basically said that women had been tricked into living the life that use to be reserved for exclusively gay men and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it because it's true. women use to be normal and now they all act like gay blokes.
>>201293387the american age of consent is 18yanks can't even shag a 17 year old in the uk, where the aoc is 16if they do, and they go back to the usa, they'll be nicked as a nonce?
>>201293365she looks much nicer without the heavy makeup
>>201293412alri just woke up from a coma induced in the 70s anon
>>201292609>A 61-year-old grandfather who was filmed repeatedly screaming abuse at riot police who were trying to push him back from a hotel housing asylum seekers has been jailed for two years and eight months.>Peter Lynch was at the front of a mob which gathered outside the Holiday Inn Express, at Manvers, Rotherham, on August 4, shouting “scum” and “child killers” at police, Sheffield Crown Court heard on Thursday.
>>201293161>George W. Bush. Under Bush we passed a law that Americans are bound by the US age of consent everywhere on EarthCan't find this online
>>201293461this post reminds me of blacked.com
Sent a picture of my prolapsed arsehole to a coworker on teams and now I need to have a "chat" with HR. World's gone mad.
>>201293519Now remembering that anon here who accidentally sent a picture of himself shitting on the bog to HR
>>201293459"9 month old dead" makes you smile?have you ever loved anybody?ever had a family?a younger sibling?has anyone you care about died?it's fucking traumatic
>>201293463This doesn't make any sense at all and I think you'd have to have never met a woman or a gay man to think this
>>201293334based bushhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Jcrk6jGfo
>>201293545Sounds funny that- gone a screenshot?
AHHHHHH I NEED SEX
oh yeah I just remembered, I saw a video on twitter earlier of a very Muslim looking man slap a waiter in a restaurant earlier, and it was from last year, and the police got and then decided to let him go, and they're only now looking for him again because it's gone viral as they say
>>201293574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g
>>201293553yes, seeing bradders always makes me smile, it's a top quality gimmick
i want sexi need sexi deserve sexi am owed sex
>>201293645>it's a top quality gimmickyou are cancer
>>201293660just have a wnak
>>201293624and leftypol denies two-tier exists. what a shit-hole this country is.
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>>201293703i've had enough appetisers, i'm ready for mains
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lovely, the feeling of a few vodkas inenough to get going tomorrow, but feel very comfy tonightthat's the way to it, moderation
might have to slink off and do a shameful night poo
>>201293624waitress eventhe sun posted about it ten minutes ago coincidentally so it's definitely going to go big nowhttps://x.com/metpoliceuk/status/1826569459969970586
every british person ive met really loves obama for some reason. why are you like this?
on my gay porn grindset
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>>201293705genuinely need to get out of this place ASAPnot even tim i just need to escapei'm scared to post on the internetand there'll be millions of brits who are like "nothing to hide nothing to fear"fucking zombie land
>>201293705rotterham alone makes it undeniable
>>201293660All me I’m sexy and desirable. Why don’t women want me?
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>>201293774obongo was a comfy president ngl
All sheep go to heavenAll goats go to hellAll sheep go to heavenAll goats go to hell Oh no, oh yeah, alright
>>201293698>I hate fun
these hares got out of hand very quickly. been breeding like rabbits for the last 2 hours or so, have about 350-400 on my map i'd estimate, not even looking at the horse or alpaca problem yet. hunters going to have a ball.
government shooting me with the nose hair growing beam again
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
>>201293803the police were just afraid of being called racistthe racist policethat's why they didn't stop mass rapeyou don't live in the country you think you do
Everyday I shower, vainly hoping to forever wash myself clean of my Irish ancestry. Unfortunately, not all the water in all of God's oceans can cleanse me from this immortal stain.
wonder why he wasn't investigated in khan's london
>>201293771>we must stop violence against women and girls>but we also need millions of people entering the country from ultra-misoygynstic cultures leftypol believes these two convictions aren't contradictory. severely mentally ill people
>>201293774He had really good PR with the wider world.
>>201293774He was cool, can't think of anything bad to say. The worst criticism he got was for drone bombing. Isn't drone bombing foreigners a good thing? He did age badly though, he was much better looking in the first term
Why is Ruby homeschooling herself at 24?
if he had yelled "racists" at the police instead of "child killers" would he have been jailed...?
>>201293815i'm sure we can find something wrong with youfor starters, this post is exactly the kind of thing elliot rodger would say
>>201293833>other people's misery is such funthere are people here who are older than 13
just wanna live in a shack with internet for a few months so i can focus
Read an article about a black police officer talking about how his colleagues are racist to the minorities
>>201293803yep made me realise its over for this place. rottent to the core. and leftypol applauds it.
>>201293872Keep your head high one day we will find a cure for our affliction
>>201293917uncle ted deeply confused by this statement
Here's the videohttps://x.com/TheSun/status/1826707160849609069
>>201293907big lad
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love the name elliot because it almost looks like "toilet" spelled backwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlM7nm3TLnY
Doing a poo and was suddenly reminded of this thread
>>201293906I’m kind to others out of genuine want yet shy and meek. I have no desire to hurt most people
>>201293955https://x.com/triffic_stuff_/status/1826318485049188645Didn't realise the sun had censored it
goonmeat slapping into katy's pale slit mmhmm
>>201293982Look at that moustache wtf she should really shave it off it's unladylike
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going out
>>201294027it's some sort of bot tagging for later analysis
>>201293502United States Code title 18 section 2423 subsection (c)
>>201294005even the sun work for the agendathey're all in on it
Slug.
>>201294038hopefully not to commit acts of sexual violence against women eh? haha i'm just joshin' ya bud, as the yanks would say
fresh meat is outside...so are the roadmen...xx
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOTHIS IS EVOLUTION
Pizza delivery guy asked me how old I am then if I would be willing to drive for them guess I don't look as retarded as I think
>>201294061no mate, shagging a 17 year old in Britain and transporting them across state lines for the purposes of statutory rape in America are different
slippers or cronem creps for the winter?
>>201294154lul wut a guy delivered pizza and tried to hire you?lmao
>>201294154thats how you end up doing wetwork for a cartel
Relaxing 2 Hours of Old School 2007 RuneScape Music (Nostalgia Inducing)
>>201294166yeah don't watch bbc stuff, they should make her black and trans as well, why not
>want to move to bristol>jobs pay £25k >rent is £1kuhh
come sat, i will have my penis is a vagina.
>>201294228"sure" you will matelol, lmao even
>>201294166BBC tv is basically sissy hypno at this rate
>>201294221>bristolholy grimoli
>>201294221i live there. you must be looking at expensive areas
>>201294221yeah if you want to live alone you need to live in the norf. souf you either have to flat/house share (randoms, friends, or gf)
>>201294174>>201294176He said something about how he is their only delivery guy and nobody wants to do this shitty job. Send some pakis down here to make his life easier won't you
The guest at the feast!
>>201294221Why the flying fuck would you want to live here?
>>201294268strong pitch to hire you lmaol
Mental how fit they are
nike tech wearing goon viciously ripping up katy's hymen in the traphouse
>>201294228>i will have my penis is a vagina
>>201294274hehe look at his little face
single digit porn
awful lot of pathetic attention-seeking VPNs on tonight
lads>in central london today>bunch of randos playing music with a hat in the floor wanting moeny>there's a big fat gypsy cunt woman there>she's got a stereobox>puts it down>presses play>then puts a bucket next to it for cash donationsI don't think I've seen anything lazier in my entire life
>>201294318
a month til my endo appointment if i dont get trt im blowing my head off with a shotgun i swear
>>201294321didn't read your post but admired your wojak, a toast to you good sir
>>201294321>in the flooryou are not english
>>201294362>>201294362>>201294362
>>201294159That's subsections (a) and (b) you goof
how many times does janny HAVE TO TEACH YOU FUCKERS
>>201294321Seen gypsy beggars on crutches in London going around outside pubs rubbing their hands and pleading and then around the corner they're just walking normallyAbsolute human waste
>>201292106BASED