cream edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>201289725>I know
Jewish women make my cock stiff
mad how theres people inventing new things every single day all around the world mad that wonder whats been invented today and what will be invented tomorrow
>grey, overcast and blusteryAutumn beckons
embiggening a poo
>>201289761name one thing that was invented today
what the hell is going oncan make a new but i can't fucking post?this is mental stuff, pure mentality
Went for a jog in the park hoping to meet some fertile young women but it’s been as fruitless as my loins
>>201289793love the coldlove the darklove autumnlove winterhate womensimple as
*pushes you up against the wall**looks at you intently**kisses you passionately*tasty...i want more...*smirks*
do not look up spunkingbaz xhamster
Blustering for a poo
>>201289793mad how a bit of wind literally blew summer away
alri
>>201289802a formerly unknown level of boredom (induced by your post)
>Another toddler drowns in New Jersey
myra hindley cum tribute
>>201289855vintage, vintage reddite
going for a bike ride tomorrow, gonna say good morning to everyone I pass
>>201289818*rancidly belches directly into your mouth*heh.. if you think you can handle it
clean it up jannois
>>201289855it's like when harry potter raised up against voldemort
>>201289855reddit should be renamed spazland
>>201289865
Nofap + Cold Bath + MGTOW + eat raw meat + eat facing the wall + biohack + sleep on the floor to fix the posture + Jordan Peterson + mewing + HBD + RSD + jelq + sleep 5 hours a day + iced coffee without sugar + equestrian + compilation mitadas gibeiranaro and Enéas + raw garlic + rivotrill + Brain Force + Fasting + iasd meditation + songs for concentration, focus and intelligence + internet IQ test + monkey noises when alone + Viking cancer lineage groups + stay away from 4G internet pole + youtube from Alexandre Tasca + 5 seconds calisthenics atacama desert + glasses from the turn down for what in the profile picture + nietzsche in brainy quote + raise chicken in the room without the parents knowing + a spoonful of oil when you wake up and before bedtime + 24hr fast every 72hrs + VT at the premiere as soon as you arrive from the stadium + Ultras World channel + LibreFighting + Operation Werewolf + buy Paul Waggener merch + Centhurion METHOD + humilliation exposure with the purpose of creating a crust in your mind capable of developing a resilience that resists humiliation as if it were nothing + taking a bare bath in a gym shower with a pissed floor + home weight training + hacking sleep + Entrepreneur + 10 books of self help per month + PUA + walking with open back to show domination and confidence + Biokinesis + 432hz music + Moving the stick without blinking the butt + transcendental meditation + minoxidil to grow a beard + filmography Jason Stataham + going to the cinema alone + saitama training + lair brook diet + alkaline water + The Wim Hof Method + articles from O Sentinela + Dídimo Matos Library + sleeping facing the wall whistling in the dark to scare the curupira + giving 3 skips every time you get out of bed + create a course on how to make money on the internet + free diet ebook + count macros and micros + 600 score at the Bar mitzvah + breed large cockroach to kill cockroaches + fake profile paid for encounters in the rocket
>>201289855huh the jew is still alive and jewing
>>201289890Thoughts on jk Rowling spaino?
>>201289903they'd offer you citizenship
>>201289863Kek, quick and witty. Women must love you mate.done that mong
What’s the point of life
Got the burzum on
>>201289863don't reckon you've done me there
ooooooooooow me bloody back
tonight's kino
rape him
having a shit day, they cheered me up a bit x
>>201289968Reckon he very well has
Don’t understand this new character. Go back to the tranny that works in a supermarket or the fat virgin who lives with his mum.
>>201289955Sex food and drugsand maybe cars
>>201289956this is, huh, wowAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH
>>201289855Just like my heckin marvel movies!
your excuse?
>>201289990Enjoy Going to be enjoying a private showing of Bram Stoker’s Dracula 2160p h264 this very eve
>>201290011since when were you the director
>>201290060thick as pig wank me
>>201290008na uh
LADShttps://youtu.be/TfwY7ruej6E?si=sTk-oU-dnl6wL0Mi&t=29watch this to find out How the Komodo dropping the poo
>>201290060not asian
>>201290060im a white boi
>>201289990Jack sparrow kino
Best major wars of my life time1. Russo-Ukranian2. Iraq3. Syrian Civil4. War on Terror
>Second baby dies within days after left in hot car in the Coastal Bend>The 9-month-old was left in a car for nearly eight hours.
>>201290028Only got a couple of those so I suppose there’s not much point is there
>>201290060thicker than a boxing day poo me
>>201290060my parents didn't abuse me
beabadoobee has the number one album in the ukfuck your brat summer, this is bea summer
Might move to space
jordan poo
>>201290060my parents didn't love me
I've met someone that makes me feel seasickOh, what a skill to haveOh, what a skill to haveSo many skills that make her distinctiveBut they're not mine to haveNo, they're not mineWhenever she looks I read the nearest paperThough I don't care about the soapsNo, I don't care about the soapsThough I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episodeIf this is a rom-com, kill the directorIf this is a rom-com, kill the directorPlease
>>201290082why does it look like milk
Reckon I'll get an Antarctica flag if I get this job in the Antarctic? I want to post on here about how penguins are like niggers as the most rare flag.
I LOVE TO PLAY MY BONGOS IN THE MORNING
>>201290103Myanmar civil war is often overlooked but very kino. A truly popular resistance to a tyrannical junta being supplied by all manner of countries, consisting of all manner of ideology, fighting with guerrilla tactics and 3D printed weapons
>>201290142gl
>>201290171Love to play my bongos (my gfs ass) in the morning
>>201290153if this is a big knobstick it in my bum hole x
>>201290082>si=
>>201290171TV HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEEEEEEEEK
>>201290194looks peng
>>201289813inconceivably based post
>>201290171pretty mental that you've just said this as i watched harry hills tv burp series 6 episode 2 (the one where he takes the piss out of that) literally two days ago on yt xxxx
anyone else stick their finger in their shit crease to decide when you need to shower?
White people bore the fuck out of me
Don’t see the point in getting a job when there is a non-zero chance I shall be winning the lottery.Working is a suckers game. I’ll be in my mansion.
>>201290126>>201290147sisters>The pair have been home-schooled since the Covid pandemic by elder sisters Clara and Juliana, who are both studying at university.>Juliana, who is studying a PhD in bioengineering at Imperial College London, said the whole family was proud of the youngsters’ achievements.>Clara, 21, will also be studying at Imperial College London this coming year, where she will be doing a masters in machine learning and big data in physical sciences.
What’s that, Hawaiian noises? You’re banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee.
>>201290171>>201290245CORRECTION IT WAS SERIES 7 I MEANT, SORRY
mumbergs got her cheesy feet up on the coffee table
>>201290282do any of these wonder kid geniuses that go to uni at 14 ever end up doing anything notable?
I’m sexy and desirable. Why don’t women want me?
rorke appearing on freaky eaters
Ghana White Mans Grave
>>201290275will you let me live there or maybe on the garden
>>201290282need a moon face wife
>>201290310corrrr *skitters in the room on all fours and has a lick and a sniff*
>>201290316I didn’t lol
Got called black as fuck
find it quite funny that pissi mong fan account desperately trying to get attention under every GOAT cr7 fan account
>>201290316they run the world mateceos and superyatchs and that
doing the faggy fortnite dance
>>201290360What happened lad?
>>201290316no because they're clearly all extremely boring so just end up as lab scientists and researchers.
>>201290363what?
'So what? you want to push us into the sea?' says the zionist as he pushes the palestinian into the sea
sex with chinese whores on my pirate ship
/brit/ highlight of the week~
>>201290363Do you?You're a bit of a simpleton aren't you. Maybe staying on twitter would be the best thing for you x
>>201290360Why?
>>201290164yea defo seen those on here before but could just get the flag of wherever the internet provided is based if you're unlucky
>>201290411*shows a clip of me posting a smelling mistake accidentally on tuesday*
>>201290411this new saudi poster lmfao he's based
>>201290411cute tilde poster ~
>>201289990genuinely you would never see a kino of this magnitude today
>>201290413Keep coping pissifagCristiano will always be the best.Pissi needs clear rigging to win anything of note
>>201290411Deffo that guy getting btfo over the paki kebab shop pizza earlier
>>201290456it's millenial slop lol
>>201290411>pooing a poo
that's it, getting the tv burp up on youtube
anyone want to teach me crusader kings 3?
>>201290467lol i posted the imagedont know why he went into a meltdown over it
>>201289955prefer not to say
Oh why you're just as cute as a button
should be able to claim PIP for my haemorrhoids because they definitely affect my quality of life
>>201289806>>201289865>>201289921>>201289955>>201290008>>201290066>>201290107>>201290116>>201290182>>201290194>>201290283>>201290321>>201290396>>201290416>>201290501foy
What’s the most amount of (You)s you’ve got on a /brit/ post? Mine is this one
>>201290517corr
booze britainsun sex and suspicious parents
Her poo on my dinner plate.
>>201290512Going to be staying here I believe
>>201290517I once paid a prostate to touch my prostitute
>>201290411the big brads but that might have been sunday so last week>>201290478do it lad. has had me feeling warm n fuzzy for a few days. like it's still 2008 xxxx
Black Britain.Big Dick Energy
I'd love to smack the bradleyposter right in the skull with a wooden mallet
>>201290490Play CK2, or play Ireland it's basically tutorial island in bothCK2 is a little more and less complex but what you learn translates over to CK3
and I've got this one boyand he wont stop calling
>>201290536you're all talk emmayank. if she actually squatted down and did a big sloppy farty poo on your plate you'd run away crying
>>201290529wouldn't mind some sun and sex, my parents are definitely NOT suspicious thougheverbeit since they know I won't ever leave my smelly childhood bedroom
>>201290553Are you an Irish boyfriend?
when you realise that most of the world's problems aren't solved because there's money to be made in not solving the problem, everything makes sense
>>201290553fuck off cansmong
>>201290082lizards are so stupidly designed, their legs make no sense
is /cum/ worse than /brit/? might post there for a larf
trauma dumped on a girl I was talking to and she's not replied since the morningmightve scared her off
>>201290558should i get the base game or the one with all the dlc (im pirating either way, so cost is not an issue. rather if i will get overwhelmed by all the dlc)
>>201290572Not emmayank but I'd be all over that turd like a bat outta hell
>>201290611yea lets go
>>201290611its genuinely a gay cesspit like an online piss orgy
I want Emma Watson to shit in my mouth.
Everything makes sense now
>>201290611full of yanks and mexicans. you do the math
Everyone understands everything now
>>201290409its a doggy dog world pal
Been out for a nice 5k run on this cool windy and slightly wet eveningHot showerPasta bubbling away now
>>201290644um….
NEW>>201286419>>201286419>>201286419
>>201290693a clue gained.
Would really like it if a hot woman met up with me here and gave me sloppy
>>201290621I poo dumped on your mother and she wouldn't stop texting me for more so I blocked that stupid sket
Watching a movie with my wife (imaginary)
>>201290693get those carbs in ye tummy ladwhat's going on the pasta?
get in here lads>>201286419>>201286419
>not even 8pm>getting darkits over
>>201290737Never seen this “Imaginary” movie, might give it a go. Have fun with your wife
Feeling deeply, insatiably, exceedingly curious.
>>201290775happens every year
>Runningenjoy your exploding knees
>>201290729Love those amateur porn videos recorded in some American ghetto. Always the freakiest content you can find, no matter the race of the people
>>201290512Read a book autistic dumbfuck
It's funny how politically illiterate the average Brit is. Like, there's absolutely nothing left-wing about the Guardian. It's a right-wing neoliberal paper to the core. I even had a hunch that they'd be squeamish about Corbs during his first run and what do you know, they wrote a big wanky editorial endorsing Yvette Cooper (lol). Adrian Chiles getting his stuff published is pure bourgeois gloating, it's the Guardian staff saying yes we can do whatever we want and you call centre proles can cry into your aldi baskets about it. It's all a big pantomime and the silly British people all fall for it
>>201290740They're aldi porchini and truffle raviolis and I'll just toss them in a little butter and olive oil, some fresh basil and some parmesan cheese on top, bit poncey and not really a ragu I know but good midweek fare
>>201290802gay
>>201290775>my central heating switched on this eveningIT IS OVER O V E R
>>201290831*nasally voice**this post*
for me, its aldi tomato bruscetta in carrot & coriander soup
>>201290845mine is set to 18, but it's 20 now.won't be long. t'is looming
got the unwound on
>>201290629Yeah get the one with all the dlc, in 2 its integrated well, it doesn't add too many things that will overwhelm you as most of it is events, country and unit flavor and expanded religious systems and disease. Just make sure you go to your laws and select Tanistry for realm inheritance in Ireland, after that it's just a learning experience.
>>201290824>there's absolutely nothing left-wing about the Guardianshut up
no wonder yanks post here, /cum/ is beyond boring
LADS!!!https://www.xxbrits.com/search/soogsx-add676/
>>201290812Got no clue how to get my dick sucked
back with 100 pund of baccy lads. content i know i wont have to leave the house for the next 2 weeks.
>>201290959>pund
>>201290940not clicking that 'cos I'll end up wanking my willy
>>201290940Fucking hell there is more of them. Intellectualism is dead
>>201290587there's a name for this, which i made a point of trying to rememberof course i've forgotten itso-and-so's law or something
corrrrr lads only 20 hours until steamingtoil
>>201290824>Adrian ChilesSaw a doc on him crying about being an alcoholic and he was interviewing people that proper fucked up and destroyed their health and lives and then he'd go back to his million pound house and cry about the time he fell asleep drinking in front of the TV one night as if he just ran a family off the road. That's when I realised he's a proper cunt.
gone off the porn i used to like and i liked it for over 10 yearssomething is up
>>201290940Looks like my willy, reckon I got a chanceT.thin 7incher
off to get my arse pounded x
>>201291035you've gone broody matetime to settle down and sit on some eggs
>>201291036We’ve got no chance lad t. Thin 6 incher
>>201291035what porn was it?
fucking hell ive forgot how funny tv burp wasabsolutely bums modern comedy
>>201291041You go and slay kwin yassss
>>201291016>implying i didn't start on the cans at 9am
>>201291041yeah?
/cum/ posts be like:>today I saw a bridge>my town of New Scunthorpe in Dakotashire is boring>did you guys watch the news on the television today?>I want to kill myself>I put mayonnaise on my sandwichesJesus wept. The state of them
>>201291052scferrtreeeeechiiiinnngtg
>>201291101was interesting having a nose round the place but let's never go back yeah x
>>201290940oh god her voice is terrible
any poo screamers in the house tonight
>>201291101blogging bastards each and every one of them
>>201291071lets just say... all things female arse
>>201291101Comfy
nth for the baddiedem
>>201291082sort your life out you fucking freak
>>201291016can't wait de lad
>>201291101so grim
>>201291101Now do you understand how much we suffer daily from boredom in our country and why we post here?
>>201291131*raises pooey smelly paw*
>>201291146same lol
>>201291077used to be in physical pain laughing a that and prime mock the week...don't laugh at anything anymore
Yorkshire lass seeks deano only
Honestly reckon I just need to the gym, stop snacking, and start sleeping longer.
hello my literal enemies
>>201291143corr would love to drop kick her through that window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsUTerry meets JulieWaterloo StationEvery Friday nightBut I am so lazyDon't want to wanderI stay at home at nightBut I don't feel afraidAs long as I gaze on Waterloo sunsetI am in paradise(Sha-la-la) Every day I look at the world from my window(Sha-la-la) But chilly, chilly is evening timeWaterloo sunset's fine (Waterloo sunset's fine)
>>201291200you vile fat beast
>>201291077yeah and its fucked because that was like 6pm family fun comedy and now they'd have said oh no that's too mean and all that woke tosh about like 90% of the jokes in it
>>201290989I understand my lad xtoo many a time I've clicked on a chaii stream to catch it just as it finished haha what am I like>>201291006yes lad, the baddiedem
>>201291143soogs does not look like a sex worker. women can't be trusted
>>201291186Nothing huh? *does a funny gay dance around you*
shoulder hurts
23 and still a virgin, might try and get some practice in on prostitutes so that my first REAL time isn't an absolute masterclass in humiliation
>>201291200alright mate x
prozzies are grim. what if they give you the clap
completely and utterly losing the plot me
get them all fucking arrested today
Gyaldemfreak. Now that's a poster I haven't seen in a while. Dogshit as always. Samefagging as per. But I've oddly missed him.
>>201291270My confidence would be sky high if they applauded me after
plotting a menty b just in time for the weekend
moo
When I tell you there’s literally NOTHING to do in America except work, drink, waste away in front of a screen, or exercise, I’m not exaggerating. There is literally NOTHING to do here. We’re all going insane with boredom.
shagging all over the world
>>201291308that's a goat you cretinoid
women love spraying that piss everywhere
rimworld playthrough finally going well, a few minor hiccups but its okay x
>>201291308rorke
>>201291231It's over the west has fallen none of them even know algebra
>>201291314Why don’t you build a nuclear reactor in your shed?
do you think walt disney's legacy was ruined
>>201290940ruddy nora
She has a proven history of lying about and wildly embellishing work-related stuff, so she's definitely cried wolf enough for people to reasonably question if she's making things up again. She did it with her school job. She did it with the Emily Dickinson Museum. She does it with Pumpkin Productivity. She did it with her uni intern stuff.Every time it's a role where she spends a few hours a week (if that) doing almost nothing, but she'll either outright lie about the nature of it, or refuse to talk about it and lead people to believe that a minor, low-effort thing is a hugely important, highly demanding role.Content-wise it's always the exact same: She can't talk about the role, explain what she does or mention the ins-and-outs of what the working day entails or offer anything interesting because none of it's real. She's not been single-handedly running a company or teaching a class of private school kids. So all she can do is say that she was doing "waaahrk" for a chunk of fake time in a bland list of imaginary busywork tasks.I'd be surprised if this new "job" is anything more than a few hours of volunteering at her local library in another nepo role that her parents helped land her to pad her CV for her PhD application. She doesn't want to work and certainly won't want to commute, so I don't see it being anything more.Fucking bitch.
>>201291332yay x
Turning 22 in 5 days and am still a kissless hugless handholdless virgin.
>>201291314Young Sheldon BAZINGA
business idea: win the lottery that i don't enter
>>201291350Yeah. Happened when they made the little mermaid black I reckon
rubes has zero rizz, its impossible to fancy her. if you do you're a nonce.
R.G.T.F.B.
>>201291314what is there in other countries that you would want to do?
chudkip
i'm a bad manmotherfuckin deejaythis is why i walk and talk this way
>>201291380can't empathise with people like you your life experience is so different to mine
>>201291406SCMREAING
>>201291414Don’t really think people like you can empathize at all.
>>201291406i love this
choon xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkD8Rjsed1c
It's over the water gym has fallen
>>201291332Nice one lad, get them defences up and running pronto.
>>201291283this desu>>201291285>the singular gyaldem posteranyways bare luv in the thread xx
omds chelski are in the conference league
24 years old, a masters at Oxford and she is just working part time in a library that she isn't even talking about, so obviously somewhere near home where her parents or sister can drive her back and forth. I would be so embarrassed not being able to drive myself to and from a job, at that age. The things she pursues in all her free time are all so frivolous and pointless, to no end. What a self-absorbed weirdo she is
>>201291314go visit Snowqualmie Falls
>>201291163you should stay here then
Soogs army
>>201291485i thought the rubes haters said she would never get a degree and now she has a masters from oxford? rubes haters in the mud omds
Rings of Power really isn't that bad honestly It's not amazing but it's not bad
>>201291308waltuh
>>201291482hang on what? weren't they one of the best teams in the permiership? i don't keep up with kickball
>>201291485god she's such a fucking babe
might do it
WhOpa pooing style
>>201291476arousing image
>>201291485just imagine wrapping your hands around her neck and killing her with your bare hands
>>201291485mad thumbs
>>201291101absolutely humiliating. please dont post anything like this again
gangnam stylenow THAT was a choon x
Do you guys think those overly enthusiastic girls in history documentaries are just doing it for the camera or do they really gush over old history like a cute nerd IRL?
Erecting my arse
>>201291519>From an Oxford graduaterofl She is pathetic. She milks anything she can grab on to, to make herself sound important. People who do that have extremely low self-esteem. Besides, Oxford completely dropped in my esteem for passing this moron. O, How the Mighty Have fallen!
>>201291576back in the day of a shared cultural zeitgeisteven my nan knew about gangnam style
*does the whip*now watch *does the nae nae*
freaks have started a bit early tonight might be time to log off and head to bed
Can't post that
blackedRAW gcse celebrating schoolgirls tonight
>>201291576the lad at school who first told me about that song is a tranny now
>>201291621that was me
>>201291505BIG UP
reminder "gyaldem/baddiedem" poster is also the tranny spammer
10 bookish things I can fit in my hairy fanny (from an Oxford graduate)
>>201291621is he pre op op op op oppa gangnam style
not a tranny per se me but have indulged in AGP extensively
>>201291403You tell me, I can’t even fathom what there might be to do because I’ve never known anything but boredom
>>201291643so do people pay to have sex with her?asking for a friend
>>201291655heh
and the heatherposterand the irish diaspora posterand the ssm posterand the spaino poster
>>201291601boom boom boom ~
>>201291665Okay Timothy
>>201291601you can't post that
>>201291649>gyaldem/baddiedem poster(singular)
>>201291655screemsmaing
Might do something that'll garner me a Victorian Cross
>>201291655screeching
really like salt mebig fanshame its so bad for you
>>201291655szmknjngjnjngg
>>201291670she just shags her ottermode bf
get it produced
>>201291694What’s that around her mouth???
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>201291468no defences mate, cant afford it. quite a poor colony, but thats okay, raids are only 1-3 raiders.
>>201291755Foam from her recent drug overdose
He couldn't post that
just did a wine sneeze
bri'un more like shit'un
why does janny HATE reggie so
>>201291755grimace shake x
welp this is itthe last /brit/ ever
mentally ill canadian is an underrated /brit/schizo
I've never seen a /brit
fucking hate when i turn up to a brit and its at that awkward limbo between threads
>>201291924make the new then you foul beastman
shit dem niggas really hit me with the wait a while before making a thread fr
why isnt there a new thread?
>>201291954every time i make it some cunt beats me by like 3 secondssods law
>>201291970>>201291970new
All the alphas are offline
>>201291992>>201291992>>201291992
deleted eh? back in a min
janberg