inside every english rose is a chunky slag edition
If all plants died out, all animals on the planet would deplete all oxygen in the atmosphere in about 250 years.
welcome to britain
this is the thread, other one was early, single-linked, and canadianend of
my fetish? ripped tights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5HHsfsuBI
>>201294391excellent and relevant postwe literally need to escape nowwe're refugees
>Man dies in serious crash on motorway slip road
>>201294390Algae is not a plant so we'll be fine
>how many times does janny HAVE TO TEACH YOU FUCKERS
very strange
rick beato got me watching one of his shitty videoshere we go
Is rimworldlad still doing his playthrough?give us an update lad.
6 porn
>>201294362
>>201294362glow up
>Family 'haunted' after son, 4, dies from sepsis
saw two orthodox jews in tesco earlier. I've never seen any before so I took a photo
how many cronem tips are those lips pleasing
>this is the thread, other one was early, single-linked, and canadian>end of
you want to guess the colour of my underwear?you want to know what i've got going on down there?
>>201294448he was doing this months ago when I filtered him, as if he's still spamming the same shite
>>201294478
>>201294478Doctors were stumpedSo was the toddler
wondering what kind of cronem is slapping his shmeato up her fanny, a dreadhead? a scammer? maybe both at the same time? haha x
>>201294482they swarm my town for 2 weeks every summer never seen otherwisevery odd
>>201294503he's very mentally unwell
>>201294454he's more based than fantano
>>201294482Why do they sometimes have baldy heads but those long curly sideburn things? Only some of them have it but they must know it looks ridiculous.
hinge isn't going well lads
oh my days
grown to really resent true crime videos, they're all mum watches in her spare time and i'm convinced all the murder stories have turned her into a complete cynic
No one liked my cock pic? :/
>>201294539better luck next time diggsy
Well, Rorke?
>>201294539>lol>lmao>lolshut up you gimp
You like True Crime, don't you?
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lkd-iOe7NA
>>201294368>(c) Engaging in Illicit Sexual Conduct in Foreign Places.-Any United States citizen or alien admitted for permanent residence who travels in foreign commerce or resides, either temporarily or permanently, in a foreign country, and engages in any illicit sexual conduct with another person shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 30 years, or both.Whatever illicit means
>>201294486fucking look at yourselfthe absolute fucking state of youyou want sectioning you utter freakimagine being so weird people can see it through anonymous posts on 4chan
>>201294558Isn't this essentially how it works already
>>201294594cool projection
>>201294495this is literally me on holiday
>>201294539>youre so tinytranslation: my pussy is btfo
>>201294561alri tetrapod man
>>201294576Bit of a tremere myself
>>201294616shut up timmy lil fella
>>201294539lol I loved doing two catfish accounts >one as a wimpy 5'8 software engineer>one as a 6'2 shredded black thugwas genuinely hilarious seeing the different lol
>>201294589
>>201294592
>>201294576for me, it's toreador, who doesn't want to be sexy?
>>201294637>wimpy 5'8 software engineerim 5'6 actually mate
>>201294639what seething hatred does to a man
>>201294636cool projection
>>201294625Don’t know what that is
>>201294539>aw good luck champ>carries on messagingMate you fucked it, she was taking the piss but must have been interested.
>>201294589Hate how his talking points are always downstream of anon shitpostsEvery little idiosyncratic phrase or turn of speech he uses has been posted here
thinking about the witcher 3 ost
>"9 month old dead" makes you smile?>have you ever loved anybody?>ever had a family?>a younger sibling?>has anyone you care about died?>it's fucking traumatic
have never ate pussymight propose the idea of it to my gf this sat
aint dat rite
Cheating is a crime.It happens every day.
>>201294650but as gangrel you get to rut with some sexy wolflike bitches during a gather
>>201294678for me it's 'Back On The Path'
>>201294616yeah, pretend it's "projection"you creepy little fucking freaki don't say this lightly, but please kill yourself
>>201294693blog on larplord
cooking up a batch of marmite for next week
>>201294539She was open to continue the chat here and you fucked it
>>201294693i'd love to have a gf to eat
I have cousins in the US and Australia who both just started working a year or two ago. Both earn £90k+ and one of them is doing a previous job I had in the UK that earned me £32k a year (nurse). Quite depressing
reckon id be 5'3 for a day so i could find a woman taller than me and she could smother my face with her arse
[redacted] for tea x
>>201294719haha seething lil whiteboy
>>201294692SCREAMING
>>201294646But it's not unlawful in those countries
>>201294733I'm 6 foot and would love a girl taller than me but there are barely any
>>201294733good luck pulling a girl at 5'3 esp one taller
oh my g-d! this is just like my shonen animes!
>>201294589>1 minute in>already makes a BBC joke100% he's a cuck and that's why his gf left him
>>201294592Effectively it extends the application of federal child abuse law elsewhere in the Code to foreign jurisdictionsWe have something similar (but 16 / 18 if you're paying or in a position of influence) and I thought there was a treaty or accord involved but it doesn't look like there is
>>201294732Yeah, no shit
>>201294718has to be Kaer Trolde for me
Might move to Russia
evening girlies x
What is this
>>201294673Trying to get a rise out of him, if you'll pardon the expression
2 euromillions lucky dips bought for tomorrow night.
>>201294841hi~hi~hey~what's up?
nigella wanktoil tonight
the violent goons and thugs are getting out mmhmm yes
>you are cancer
white british men stopped rioting when muslims defended their country lol
>>201294861nm u ? x
>>201294843apey spitz x
>>201294885same bb x
Rooooorke, get down here you got company
>>201294881never seen an image that makes soyboys look hard yet here we are
>>201294832Do it and protest the war. Then you'll be jailed and exchanged for a Russian assassin or weapon trafficker
wonder if I should start going to AA
>>201294914sopranos posts are nice n spicy
belgian timmy cuckposting on 4chan while his sister and mum get stuffed full of 10inch thick black python
>>201294761i actually have sex in real life, because i'm not a silly little freak like youyou act like black men having sex is the same as you having sex, because you're not whiteit's notyou're a sad little freakthere are millions of white people having sex right nowand black peoplethey're all having sex, not caring about raceand here you areyou sad little wanker
he's seething
evens i'll have another drink, lets have it
>>201294941looooooooooooool
>>201294988dubs get smashed COME ON LAD
>>201294478imagine getting haunted by a toddler ghost, would be a nightmare crawling on the roof and stuff
>>201294832The only problem with that is they’re completely foreign.
Just over 10 years ago the rainbow was not associated with LGBT culture but rather with peak millennial icanhazcheezburger, epic random, barfing rainbows, unicorns, pewdiepie, nyancat culture
>>201294616FOSYEG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpykeGxba7M
>Glad you liked that post so much you absorbed it into your lexicon
my posts
>KKK patches by "Procent," commander of the 3rd company of the 1st battalion in the neo-Nazi Azov movement's 3rd Assault Brigade, which just announced an offensive in the Kharkiv region.
shaved all my body hair and i feel more naked when naked
Missus just told me that she would think less of me if I didn’t enlist in a theoretical war against Russia
>>201294923This happened but the other way roundSee the womens NBA wiog who got swapped for a Russian arms dealer
just had 3 colonists die lads. fucking awful. one of them was a hybrid child too.
>>201294941mate
I'm seriously fucking pissed off with toil lads.I've been there for over 7 months now, and I've found out this week my pay increase is a whopping fucking 1%. I've worked my arse off, taking on responsibility, doing far more than my job description said. People have said I'm doing well. And all I get is a rise below inflation.I'm livid. My old workplace had its problems but I got decent raises every year from 2019-2023 except 2020 (5-15%).Am I right to be annoyed? I'm now applying for jobs furiously. Also strongly considering going back to my old job.
>>201295014mate they were gay back then but people could have fun with it
>>201295088wasn't worth posting the first time
>>201295088boo hoo nigga
2014 was 10 years ago
>>201295061>>201294881Fuck you im the black keys poster ONLY I GET TO POST MY BOYS
>>201295088shut up you fucking gimp
>>201295088Get another job lad
Emma’s dainty pale hand stroking DeVon’s XL PythonAll smiles showing her bracesLil timmy’s entire shrimp fits in her fist, she’s busy scrolling instagram.
Got the grinch visit booked
>>201295065Are these identarians or immigrants
>>201295121the triggernometry hosts if they were yanks
>>201295006ahaha wont be doing that but another has been pouredgotta be up at atom for toil tomorrow by 9am at least
/brit/ with its photographic memory of posts but can't remember what it went into the other room for
Mental how we had such kino on TV with the top gear races and specials and the fucking troons at the bbc cancelled them
timmy pulling 16 hour shifts BBCposting on 4chan while ripped black thugs violate his mum
>>201295065it's a joke
Clarks wearing yardie goons slapping slippy black python into posh pale pumpum chiefing tooka and the dancehall thumping (lil timmy cant sleep downstairs)
new girl at toil genuinely has the biggest arse i've ever seen
>>201295088youve been done by wageberg, thats all there is to say
>>201295167yet strictly remainsgrim
>>201295121my unique gimmick is hijacking other gimmicks and providing a bit of support, a gimmick cuckoo you might say. even sometimes reviving forgotten gimmicks, somewhat of a gimmick necromancer as it were.
BBC have jobs open to "BIPOC" only i.e. everyone but whites
My gimmick is eating poo
>>201295209kidulthood
>>201295200Probably the last series now with all the raping and beatings
>>201295150Spot on considering Dan is jewish and Pat is fatter now
wondering how loud the clapping sounds are when the goons are bashing it in from behind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JNInAHH4AU
>>201295069for me it's my balls. really love it when the light hit it and it reflects the light
i made the eating poo gimmick
>>201295271you've gotta be a proper mong to buy this jacket
>>201295271nonce jacket
>>201295271incel coat
>I've been there for over 7 months now, and I've found out this week my pay increase is a whopping fucking 1%
Thoughts ?
>>201295254just ask your mum timmy
>>201295084and another one succumbed to blood loss. absolute bloodbath today.
ffs someone has put clogwog into a frenzy
hymens getting systematically ripped up right now in council estates x
>>201295167It was genuinely fantastic TV, executed to remarkable standards and hosted by three really charismatic people with great chemistry But miserable people who hate themselves couldn't wait to get rid of it so we can have more great british stand up to cancer sewing bee bake offs
>>201295200Imagine how much cheaper it is to put on a celebrity dance competition than a supercar race through Budapest with hosts that keep heeming themselves in crashes
>>201295182how are you this broken?did you witness your mother being raped or something?
My Triggernometry phase spanned from 2020 to 2022
>>201295300Need some more fibre in your diet
*scrambles into the thread on all fours sniffing the ground like a crazed dog*
mere sexual relief for african athletes
>>201295334samei'll still see what konstantin and what's his name say on x though
Impressive... a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>201295271I ended up returning it. It looked a bit much in person and too big but I posted a fit pic with it anyway and the gyaldem on the 'apps loved it. So everything women like is the opposite of /brit/?
>>201295331he's a skinny specky white virgin whose crush was violated by jamal's massive black mamba and she loved every second
Young blonde ting with D cups bouncing on a jamaican baton to the rhytm of dancehall music lil timmy downstairs phoning the rozzers but babylon too scared to turn up LOL
LadsNot proud of it but I've been speaking to a findomme for quite a while. Spent probably half my wages every month on her. Now she keeps talking about 'life ruining' and she's making me get a tattoo of Beverley Allitt on the side of my neckI'm worried because I don't want to do it but I really like her, and I'm worried that she has so much material on me that I can't really say noWhat should I do realistically?
>>201295167Top Gear from 2003-2011 was some of the finest British television ever produced
>>201295082read it again
>>201294941done him like a yule log
>>201295425You should find another general to post in
>>201295425you're making me want to drink more
Me smoke di phat spliffMe spaff di pale tingBabylon do no tingPraise JAH erry mornin
>>201295329was thinking about this today, those 3 probably have lived some of the best lives of anyone in historygetting paid mega bucks to just piss about in cars and seeing the world in what would become television classics beloved by millionsbeing 3 famous celebs and best mates loved not only in the uk but across the worldand now they get to enjoy a comfy old age doing youtube and their own spin off shows. lucky bastards.
early Top Gear was peak comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IjlDgzG6woit changed a bit when their specials (USA trip, Vietnam) became absolutely massive hits
>>201295398they're your friends>>201295419you're just echoeing his fetish, it's proof this is the average /brit/troon. Thank god you're all millennial freaks
lachie barely posts anymore during aussie power hour
>>201294932give it a go but make sure to get plastered beforehand to make it less boring
>>201295425why beverley alitt? she not a fan of lucy letby?
Gallons of nubian semen fertilising pale wombs tonight.This fact makes me feel comfy asf
mental how fit they are
Nigerians outnumber Jamaicans 20/1 in this country. It isn’t the 70s you cuck.
mad how being a human is like being an animal but all your feelings are enhanced
Post the filter list
https://www.macrotrends.net/global-metrics/countries/GBR/united-kingdom/inflation-rate-cpi
Genuinely starting to feel sorry for DTFIC lol, just seen his melty from earlier in the archive.
almond cake... BITCH
>>201295527think it's the oppositeanimals feel stronger emotions than us since they literally operate of emotion and instincthumans have more higher level cognition
>>201291478Snitches get stitches
>>201295486>they're your friendsno they're like random women I don't talk to but followed anyway from meme dating apps, posted it on an instagram story and I'm getting constant likes the whole day despite the seethe I got on /brit/, my face isn't even in it so can't be that
ay, ay, ay, ay,pull up into /brit/,ay,sip my lean, ay, ay,pull that bitch with my dick,call the bitch charles dickins,ay, aywhat's happenin playas? it's cha boy nigga steve and you already know what time it is, yessir
>>201295368black men are the least popular demographic on dating sitesnobody finds them attractiveand is there any wonder?they're the most unintelligent, most violent, poorest, least loyal, least educated people on earthand look at themlook at their faces, they're grossyou think think they're popular with white women? they're not even popular with black womenthere's a reason they go on and on about their cock and their money and their successit's because they're actually failures
>>201295133I'm thinking about itAlso did I mention it was a fucking merit pay review as well? Fucking cunts1% for doing everything asked of me for 7 months
>>201294362Women getting off on fantasies of being abducted, raped, and murdered by men. Example #689483105968256137602
Gets little to no engagement but sun up to sun down he will be in the thread spamming
https://x.com/mazmhussain/status/1826444495912669622
do you say almond or almond? i say almodnd
>>201295088yes lad, I'd be pissed as fuck. toilberg takes you for a mug and will throw you away for the next grinder
>>201295675probs just a script + captcha solveralways the same posts, same images
>>201295576to conclude, I think there may be some type of attraction to pockets that women have which has never been discussed before? perhaps they see many pockets on clothing as very utilitarian and therefore associate it with competence? needs some testing here.
No chance people are genuinely replying to that repost of a plebbit postStop replying to yourself you sad, sad man
>>201295695aw mun
The violent goons and thugs are carelessly pummeling their oiled up anacondas into young meats permanently stretching them out, ruining them for timmy later hahaha LOL aint nun he cud do
>>201295695ahmund because I'm not a northerner
>>201295695all mond
i'm furious, lads. i've only received a raise of 1% (£2000). should i be furious? cos i am.
people that buy clothes online, take pics with it on, then return it are scum
>>201295695say armin me
>>201295800sounds like a downie retard saying it
>>201295562yeah but because we can rationalise our emotions, it makes them even deeper
>>201295795you're laughing at a fantasy onlineeveryone is laughing at you in real life
Feeling curious.
I've started talking like an eastern european, northerner, toryboy and black person Schizo shutin incel moment
>>201295837Nah I don't say it the American way
>>201295824the same as trying it on in a store and taking a pic, mong boy
>>201295882ktim
ole'mand
Wasted my bank holiday already I just know it
Yardie goonmeat vigorously slapping into a young white daughters guts... timmy sr... callingshe aint picking up... haha, nun he cud do .... haha....
>>201295890>>201295803
lads get your funny videos out, sharpish
the bank holiday or as i've come to call it, the wank holiday (on account of the gooning you see)
eating goonmeat on toast
Didn't know it was a bank holidayGranted don't know what day it is most the time
someone make a new
got the swans on
Don't know about you lads but I just can't put my camera on during teams calls because I'll inevitably just stare at myself like a narcissistic mong the entire meeting and retain absolutely zero information.
my succulent arse is getting WANKED
/brit/ listening when I'm on a gimmick spreehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOHKltAiKXQ
people who go on holiday literally just because they want to post photos of themselves on holiday on instagram are fucking evil creetunstheir followers? they think "fuck off" or "oh" and that's itand yet these CREETUNS are going abroad and fannying about on some cliff in thailand because they want to show off so desperately>I AM NOT WASTING MY LIFE!!!no, but you are wasting your life, aren't you? because you're thinking non-stop about what a load of people who genuinely would not think about you for more than a day if you fell off that cliff, think about your shit photos and life
>>201295917have you ever had sex?how old are you?
I have 21.5 days of holiday to use at work and nothing planned, people keep asking me why don't I go away, it's because I have no friends or gf to go away with.
her future husband is shleeping ... like a gud boywhile, she's ova at weston's traphousehaha.... riding that soul pole... mmhmm
>Pay into system entire life>Get old>Get dementia>Sorry we won't be funding the treatment it's not cost effective
>>201295961i've been staring at the one 6/10 girl i work with todaybitch wont accept my linkedin request, NOT HAPPY...
>>201295973didn't know indians were cool like that
>>201295978Stop responding to Spainnonce you fucking mong
>faced with my contradictious behaviour FFS I don't know myself anymore, the ground is like jelly I'm questioning my every decision and personality. all cause I got angry at something I wouldn't have 5 years ago, something the young me would've scoffed against. people looking at me wondering why I'm raging telling me I should calm down, I'm wrongdon't know where the rage came from?this line that can't be crossed, does it even existI'm so confused lads
>>201296032calm down mate
>>201296032calm down mong
Why is it always raining
>>201296004weston is a white name try harder faggot
>>201296024the only thing i've seen that makes him stop is shaming himignore him and he'll be here all night
>>201296066Temperate climate pal
>>201296066I haven't listened to Travis for yonks, doing a listen now
drinking a pint of cronenberg
Man made lakes
pure risky but odds pours me another drink
neon genesis evangelion
>>201296052>>201296064I'm calm now, just confused and my younger self is both honoured, ashamed and confused wondering why I bothered
>>201296108Brain processing this as a belgiumpost
>>201296116night night babe x
>>201296136i'll abide by the numbersgotta be up tomorrow, 4chan saves me againwon't be restricted tomorrow evening
my colony is falling apart... 5 deaths, my cook, constructor, both dead... 2 mothers dead, one of my best shooters, kidnapped... incredibly grim lads...
>>201296119why don't you just shut up
>>201296119Bottled up emotions if I had to guess. Try to express your self more and show your emotions instead of just scoffing
Why are Thursdays always so grim?
>>201295695Almind
getting my daily dose of Lauren Southern
>>201296168Thought of playing rimworld is more fun than actually doing it
Ever seen an autistic post in Brit?
mad how im a really evil cunt who ruined my chances at happiness by being evil drunken arrogant inseccure needy cunt i deserve everything i get
>Not proud of it but I've been speaking to a findomme for quite a while. Spent probably half my wages every month on her. Now she keeps talking about 'life ruining' and she's making me get a tattoo of Beverley Allitt on the side of my neck>I'm worried because I don't want to do it but I really like her, and I'm worried that she has so much material onme that I can't really say no.
>>201296071He blatantly lies about having a girlfriend to anonymous strangers on 4chan, the man cannot be shamed - he is utterly shameless.
>>201296241yh this one>>201296241
>>201296235I tried it thinking it was DF in space but I find out a really watered down version and wasn't a fan.
>>201296241the question is, have i ever seen a non-autistic post in britthe answer is, no.
>>201296168I know its not the same game but i layed Frostpunk last year and loved it but never bought it only had it on gamepass
talking shit about the so-called 'DFLs' on the local community facey b page
day rankingTuesday > Monday > Friday > Saturday > Wednesday > Sunday >>>>>>>> Thursday
>>201296010oooooh tricky that - when someone turns down your linkedin requests. that means they properly don't like you if they don't even want to be associated with you on a professional networking site.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCApnepG2hEIt amazes me how much I want youWe seem to fall out every timeAnd again when I feel that we're closing inYou say look I really can't pull this off, not this timeWhat's with all these people?Who are they?What do they want?I don't carry drugs in my pocketThough you said it would bring us closerI don't think you meant to each otherBut to something elseSomeone else
>>201295695olmund
lil timmy jerking his "average" sized (micropenis) to japanese drawings againthe Cameroonian exchange student bashing his fat shaft into a pale posh princess
>>201296259can't tell if i'm evil or goodnever done anything purposely malicious to anyone so s'pose that goes some way
>>201296277i've seen him shut up after getting toldwhy are you trying to stop me from humiliating him?you know he deserves ithe deserves to be tortured, and this is the closest we can get to hurting him without doxxing himhopefully that's coming soon
>>201296359lad you are timmy
it's over for me
deegs pinging his arse off at all points east wahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYO1-gGWJyochoon desu
got the ramen akaneko on
Such a fat piece of shit. I’m actually considering McDonald’s. At 10pm. Disgusting disgusting fatty fat fatty. I hate myself.
>>201296171I need to air to think things through>>201296178maybe it's just weird I've been heightened anxious all day
Just saw a falling star and made a wish. New washing machine coming tomorrow
Not a fan of the atmosphere in /brit/ tonight, seems very aggressive and negative.
having a sandwich. sharnt be hungry before bed.
lil timmy sleep... dream of wife...future wife... haha gagging on nigerian goonmeat...face red, spit drooling...he will neva find out x
>>201296363only good person who's ever existed is Christ
>>201296453this is no time for sandwiches you FREAK
>>201296451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKx0h90mbKYI was afraid I wouldn't find youI was afraid I wouldn't find youI was afraid I wouldn't find youI was afraid I wouldn't find you
>>201296451fuck off, cunt
>>201296497but i sharnt go hungry before bed
>>201296513You'll go hungry for a knuckle sandwich
>>201296451fuck you
AIRPODS ARE IN THE WASHING MACHINE FUCKING CHRIST200 QUID THEM
haha lil timmy booking his tickets to some godforsaken south american town to try to get laid haha oh my days
>>201296454your suffering will be over when you dieso get it over withhang on a minute i've got an infographic on the easiest, most painless way to do it
>>201291992>>201291992
guys, seriously -- well done on yet another fan-fucking-tastic thread! pat yourselves on the back! *gives anon a big ol wollop*
got the tranquillity base hotel and casino on
feel like /brit/ is exactly like that pair from the detectorists irl
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