The Chase, Rape and Pillage edition
the tune as it werehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g-5PMi8itM
thinking AMD GPU next time desu
Just found out Scooby1961 is gay
>>201413195The repetitive gimmick was much funnier when it was Mong with the Shit Thread edishes
nice to see you, to see you...
crazy how the most famous people in america are all blacklike half time at the super bowl famousall blacks
thingken of natty
Camping with Steve
forgot about this book until yesternight and it was so fucking good back in the mid 90s
Apparently Holbein, as in Hans Holbein, is pronounced “whole byne” instead of “whole bean”. I’ve been pronouncing it wrong for years.
>>201413223he really fell off, the juicing cuntused to be huge on /fit/
1940s rorke getting lobotomized for being a chronic masturbator
>>201413295this depiction of the Lambton Worm in particular
had two japanese girls kissing and spitting all over my face last night
>>201413316american education etc
>>201413317All bodybuilders juice though
sikhs are bro tier
>>201413355and its Grendel
i am bro tier but no one wants to be mah bruh bra
>>201413364yeah but he claimed to be natty
>i wish they all could be, commiefornia>i wish they all could be, commiefornia>i wish they all could be, commiefornia>giiiiiiiiiiiiiirls
>>201413424natty or 'ran cycles for years and years but then stopped' natty
anyone else wipe their cum with a tissue then use that same tissue to wipe their bum crack for good measure
Saw an old coworker in town today and she ran up to me and gave me a big hug and said a bunch of really nice things about how good I looked and how much she missed having me around the office. Was really really nice. Easily the nicest anyones been to me in years.
>>201413466might get pregnant that way mate, careful.
>>201413484kill yourself you ugly, boring freak
>>201413425the antithesishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKhVS4eVJnY
>>201413466no but I did once get to the vinegar strokes and realise I had no tissue so I picked up a crusty one off the floor and as I brought it towards me bell end a centipede fell out of it and starting crawling around my pubes
>>201413262The All Blacks are probably more famous in New Zealand.
any strictly online racist man in?
>>201413539one time there was no tissue in the toilet to i had to wipe with my sisters used tampon
other people have school stories where they got bullied but then one day stood up to the bully and knocked them out and they never got bullied againme? I got cornered into a physical fight by my bully on the way home and I pussied out and cried like a bitch and was humiliated in front of his friends whilst they egged him on hahah
Henry VIII looked an awful lot like Norf FC. Would probably be a pint man if he were around today and called “Big Hazza” or some such.
In my very early childhood something happened to me that made me prefer being alone vs. being around other people. Since then I've been attached to computers. Now at 31 I want to go out and experience the world but I have no clue how. I'm scared lads. I may as well kill myself since I can't pull myself away from the computer
>>201413589you were in the bathroom just rinse it under the tap
>>201413579i'm very friendly to everyone in personthen i come online and spout vitriolic racist sentiments dunno why i'm not even racist
>>201413398>>201413355>>201413295one of my first ever autistic special interests was on mythological creatures like banshees, harpies, minotaurs, etcat primary school lunchtimes i would sit in the library and read picture books about them
>>201413223>overly muscled man is bentShocker!
>>201413622>His Majesty is the handsomest potentate I ever set eyes on; above the usual height, with an extremely fine calf to his leg, his complexion very fair and bright, with auburn hair combed straight and short, in the French fashion, and a round face so very beautiful, that it would become a pretty woman, his throat being rather long and thick
>>201413641ktim
>>201413622Yeah he would, he'd be a legend of several pubs in the local area due to his ability to demolish the pints and the ladies and he will eventually die of liver failure at 46. The funeral will be a massive event in the community where every one of his peers pay tribute to the big man, Big Hazza
>>201413007Freakish bitter yank freak post.
>>201413670based mythlad
>>201413544yes my mom is bjork, how did you know?
>>201413624Just go out with your friends.
>>201413622
just found out elton john is gay. ive been eating the cum out his arsehole for years!
*slaps leg*alrightskribbl io time
>>201413702there's a non zero chance any professional body builder you've seen has done gay-for-pay.
>>201413622he was likely much uglier than the paintings
>>201413219gonna upgrade with one of those because linux doesnt work well with nvidia
>>201413756Go out you say, with friends you say? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
often think i could chin henry viii the fat fuck
>>201413624ktim except i never got the impulse to go out
Government be like “noooo that’s illegal! Smoke the highest taxed cigarettes in the world or suck on Chinese vapes instead!”
>>201413754aphex twin and bjork linked up?
>>201413824Go on then mate, chin him. Oh wait you can't, he's been dead for ages! Get back behind your keyboard you cunt
*gets in front of my keyboard instead*
It will be fine...haha
>>201413855
>>201413754FAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR
>>201413802I'm not having any issues, it's just a fucking massive hassle.
what do americans do on a 12 hour flight which they seem to take every other weekend to see their uncle to go fishing
>>201413930eat
anyone else feel sick when they eat in the morning
>>201413930Watch blacked raw
you love to see it
>>201413930wank under their coat i betthats what id do
>>201413954dont care
>>201413930no one takes a 12 hour flight every other weekend to see their family
>>201413953bizarre post from the mind of a porn addict
>>201413836niccy pouches lad, get them sucked
used to fly to europe to see family every summerif the gameboy SP didnt exist I would have been extremely miserable during
Wondering what the point of life is if I can't actually make my CK3 porn mod after all
>>201413855Is that the gay greek at the back
it's not illegal to show kids porn on your phone while riding the bus
For me, it's looking at the oldest buildings in each state of the US and then planning a roadtrip between them that will never happen because I'm poor, lazy and 32>Missouri's is the Louis Bolduc House, a rare surviving 'poteaux-sur-sol' or 'pot-on-sill' house dating to the late-18th century
might peruse a rap career
Any adult who cannot comfortably sit with their own undistracted thoughts for an entire 12 hour flight is mentally ill
>>201414065think it might be mate
>>201414053get the bbc mod installed x
>>201414005what do you do when you're flying for > 5 hours?
>>201413954Left>>201414011Blacked raw and blacked have 20 billion views
>>201414070lil melvin (ft. finlad)
>>201414105Corrrr
wish i was in Greece right now
>>201414079Zoomers can’t sit for half an hour and quietly read a book. There’s no way they’re spending 12 hours with nothing
>>201414099are usb adapters yummy?
>>201414034What'd you play?
>>201414099errrrrrrrrrr mate
>>201414146were*hypothetical, subjunctive mood
What sort of lifestyle can you expect making £50k in London
>>201414105for me its the one that adds incest events and the one that turns the inbred negative to a positive trait
Got this today from the British store for $11. Delicious!
>>201414105Holy fucking kinoReminds of someone's queen Maude Queen of Spades
>>201414166living on the bus, sucking off dogs for quavers
>>201414166yeah but what do you earn?what do you earn? eh? cunt?what do you earn? how much?*rubs thumb and fore fingers together*eh? eh?how much do you earn?what do you earn?yeah, but... what do you earn?eh?thirty k?thirty k?in the city?i earn ten k more than that, matei earn forty kand bill? bill? he earns fifty k in the cityme? i don't work in the cityso what i earn stretches furtherhow far does what you earn stretch? eh?how far does it stretch?EH?HOW FAR DOES WHAT YOU EARN STRETCH?AND HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?YEAH BUTWHAT DO YOU EARN?EH??YEAH BUTWHAT DO YOU EARN?HOW MUCH?HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?*rubs thumb and fore fingers together*EH?EH?HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?THIRTY K?THIRTY K?FUCK ME. I COULDN'T LIVE ON THIRTY KI EARN FORTY KFEELS LIKE I ONLY EARN THIRTY K THOUGHAND I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE CITYTHIRTY K YOU SAID, EH?BET YOU FEEL LIKE YOU EARN TWENTY KFUCK METHAT'S FUCKING GRIM
>>201414105fucking kek
>>201414099alri crusty eyed nonce
>>201414099he don’t need all that shit
>>201414110dunno last time i was on a flight that long i was a teenager for me i used to just reflect on everything. like time was at a stand still, im literally miles above the ground above water, in limbo for the time being. may as well think some things through
>>201414219That's so fucking hot
>>201414244bro eats big shiiii style
>>201414155what? your post is a nonsense.>>201414159>>201414236>>201414244fuck me i've just realised. just please don't make a big fuss, yeah?
>>201414099mmm mouthwash and a charger, the thinking man's luncheon
sucking a luncheon
>>201414099Hi Samuel Holland
ATTENTIONYou must now tell me what your favourite episode of Mr Bean is
>>201414296i thought it was a screenshot of tonight's fellofresh recipe. i've been saving the hoisin burgers for sunday night as a big treat.could you please stop drawing attention to my post?
>>201414132rorke's cooking up a beat in fl studio as we speak
Early night for me I reckon
>>201414345fuck off
>>201414256in other words you raw dogged the flight
>>201414333could you please delete what you've just posted mate?fuck me. my heart is going like the clappers.
>>201414360Too much bbc?
>>201414373why don't you fuck off you grumpy old coon
>>201414267is it?is it SO fucking hot?
Have my best introspective thinks when on the plane
For me it's ruminating on the greatness of GodAnd loudly asserting it to the other passengers in Arabic
>>201414397it's all in the archive so no point deleting but don't worry mate nobody will do shit. your name is common enough that nobody can identify you and even if they did what are som smelly neets gonna do?
>>201414441Nowt wrong with thatIt's a free country innit
>>201414441Good man, spreading the word of God is a great thing x
>>201414377really not much else to dothe movies they have with the little screen on the back of the chair in front of you isnt worth watching, even the location of your plane on the world map in real time is much more interesting eating the free food isnt great, maybe you could drink a beer. but that's all there is to it
>>201413947Aussies can't into breakfast LOL
>>201414450I need a poo for one thing so that's more urgent on my mind than some lad's name
>>201414099>>201414288BAHAHAHASAMMYBOYTHE /BRIT/CORD ARE ON THE WAY
>>201414450i suppose you're right. but i wouldn't put it past these lot to make my life a living hell. i saw what they did to al mountain
>>201413947No just you
>>201414416Yes interracial sex it the most erotica thing
might take my horse to the old town road
Crusty eyed nonce luring kids with his haribo and galaxy ripples before he blindfolds them and buggers them with his gay toilet brush
>>201414440this poster gets it
must be so kino being american and knowing 150 years ago your ancestors were part of a great wave of people getting aboard ships in industrial europe and heading off across the ocean for a new life in the new world, then leaving the civilised surrounds of new york to trek 2,500 miles across mountains and forests and deserts in pursuit of riches in the west
>>201414525It is isn't it? Wonder why that isEveryone bloody loves it, it's a defining part of our post-modern era
>tfw can't make fun of wagies for having to work tomorrow because of bank holiday
just called my friend
>>201414566
>>201414566get fucked UC scum
>>201414566devastating, truly
clogged toilet is nearly filled to the brim with poo
>>201414586I have never done this
One man nonces, another man poos.
White people are bro tier
took the gfberg on the motorbike todayshe was shitting herself for the first 10 minutes but by the end wanted to keep riding even though it was time for a pintsick of women thinking they know what they want, or know anything at all
>>201414586called him what?
>>201414640>>201414640>>201414640NEW
>>201413195My dad threw a boomer fit saying my generation is lazy and doesn't work so that's why they are all broke but then threw a hissy fit when I told him he was lazy because he lost his breath walking a mile
>>201414635what an odd sentence
>>201414599
Get the skribbl posted
Got invited out by three different people today due to the holiday on the morrow.Turned them all down to conclude TNG Season 1
>>201414586Called them (singular them) what?
>>201414549Yep
>>201414649screaming
>>201414649oh my godfor fucks sakecan you just dorp it? please
>>201414654Why do millennials act like boomers intentionally did this?
>>201414636I think I saw you
>>201414649hahaha
hmm john i wonder if you might have written this article five or six years ago maybe?
>>201414673damn that's kino
>dorp it
>>201414688I am gen z and yes they did it intentionally they shot us in the foot and made it so none of us could have the American dream at least British boomers are nice
doing a poo x also has anyone got any good words for the skribbl io later?
The main entrance to the city of York, England 1865 - 2015
samuel why have you purchased 25kg of salt tablets
Wanna shag?
>>201414688they did>>201414739>at least British boomers are nice
>>201414755top looks like stormwind
Bloody ClarksonGets to spend 22 years of his life presenting a show on cars whilst gallyvanting across the globe with his two best buds.Gets fired and his punishment is a show with an even bigger budget, a higher paycheck and even more luxurious locations.Final show of the trio airs in 3 weeks and in his retirement he has the millionaire show, Clarkson's Farm and his own pub to run.What a life.
>>201414766yes please bet she loves anal imagine fucking her ass and the room fills up with stench
Will Samuel Holland please add Samuel Holland to the Skribbl.io custom words list?Thanks,
>>201414755Nice cityThink I shall go for a visit next year
>hahaha
>>201414769I was forced into college because "ai won't replace white collar jobs"
>>201414746i'm going to make it lad i've been doing a list of new words for days
>>201414739>>201414769How exactly did they intentionally make living conditions worse for their kids and grandkids? All they did was get extremely lucky and be born at the right moment in time during capitalism
some dickhead posted food related webms in another thread and now i think i’m hungry fuck sake
require a major shift
>>201414757Why do you think they call him Salty Sam?
>>201414866based swastikalad
very much on the fence about having a drink tonightsomeone persuade me one way or the other
>>201414866Alri Samuel
samuel holland is an ancient gimmick
>>201414841Oh the irony
>>201414886eh either or is fine tbqh
>>201414886CHUGCHUGCHUG
might just kill myself to be honest. totally tuined my hoisin burgers. don't really feel like eating anything now.>>201414757i have one of those filters.
SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH SAMUEL HOLLAND IPSWICH
>>201414811nice ausmutt, mutt
where can i find american friends in the uk?
How likely do you think it is that Belarus invades the Ukraine?
>>201414904>They won't replace accountants >Because they need a person to read the data>If that was the case we would live in the matrix
>>201414898Nice time SamAustralian haX0rs are draining your bank accounts as we speak
>>201414937>tuinedmuppet
>>201414883xxx>>201414896i'm not samuel holland, think he's keen on playing tonight though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv9rhn4_R_U
>>201414954dont care hope nato fucking nukes russia already sick of hearing aobut it
>>201414960he has fake doxxed multiple times under the namecheck the 'chives
>>201414976
>>201415013bro's tryna promote his own posts
Sunday evening and getting pissed as a fartlove bank holidays so much
Consooming the Joe Rogon
Saw many a nice round bum on a few lads walking back from the Sainsburys in Ipswich.
>>201414954DunnoHope they do, could do with some interesting news
A bank holiday is so so pengDoesn't it feel so much more fulfilling to have a 3 day weekend?My toil used to give us a 3 day weekend. Lasted about a year then they took it away from us.
>>201415000that's what he wants you to thinkit's a series of real doxxes. yes, samuel is that FUCKING retarded
>>201414980
ed's handlers feeding him lots of stuff to retweet this evening
tossing the pill about with chuggsyyou going carni?
the featured Wikipedia page of the day is some random Waffen SS regiment
>>201415083Really? Dangerous game that, taking away such a luxuryI'd have left on the spot I reckon
>>201415083Four working days of ten hoursthree day weekends every weekendmake it happen
Queens Road at Exeter Road, Bootle, 1910s and 2024Not too sure of the date of the older photo but I believe this was a telephone exchange building
>>201414954Belarus won't do anything. It's just Lukashenko posturing to stay on Putin's side without actually having to commit to anything
>>201415107formed from ethnic germans from yugoslaviabased
janny sent me a warning for making an early new the soft cunt
>>201415083Working 5 days just isn't right and I'm sick to death of itConsidering to end my toil contract a few months early just so I can be done with this drudgery. I want to move to working 4 days a week, or 3 days even.
Four working days of 6 hoursPay increase 25%
>>201415177don't break the rules in future
Haven't got the Sunday evening dreadSweet peace Can clean and do the chores without feeling like my weekend is wastedWhy isn't this the norm
>>201415177good, get fucked mongo
how do we feel about the oasis reunion
>>201415107based
>>201415141at my toil we get every other friday off and it's absolutely pengcould never go back to five days every week
got some fantastic posts lined up for next thread
Adam BarrettSamuel HollandHolland and BarrettHe's done you all like a kipper
asking for a pay decrease just to throw off your boss
just got this letter in the mail
>>201415248fuck off yank
yepneo-liberalism needs to be irradiatedviolently
>>201415219Middle left is the only one that can pull off the style
Holland & Barrett was formed in 1870 by Alfred Slapps Barrett and Major William Holland.
>Not handsome enough for women to come onto me in a borderline harassing manner
it is illegal to call for deportation in this country meanwhile the likely next president is advocating for the biggest deportation in history
How Old Is Your Church?
>>201415320>it is illegal to call for deportation in this countryno it isn'thope this helps
Currently watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire, feels like one of the last bastions of golden era boomer TV, makes me a bit sad tbqh
lying down in the road in such a manner that my bollocks will get run over by a passing tram
Would also be happy with being expected to toil harder monday to thurs if it meant i had friday, saturday, sunday off
>>201415267lmao at people still talking about the cons and lab as if they are different
literally mental how the whole epstein thing actually happenedlike the nibba was actually gonna throw trump, prince andrew, clinton and ruper murdoch under the bus and then killed himself
>>201415375Shortstack
screechinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQaubxclf8E
>>201415349it was kinothere's still the odd decent game show like the chase
Having some friends round and the jeets fuck me Just going to kill myself and then all and blame it on rorke
>>201415393Sure is lucky for all those mega rich and powerful people that he killed himself eh?
nth for the gyaldem
>>201415393Yeah with a fucking blanket while being monitored 24/7What a fucking joke
>>201415431You should be shot
get the karts smashed
>>201415375DIAMONDS
>>201415443FOSYEG
>>201415441sure is lucky for the state of israel
>>201415431How is EVERYTHING out of stock? Lol
>>201415474Okay that's pretty hot
poo status: scranned
>>201415474he's gonna beat up women? based
wassup
>>201415421LMAO she sounds like she from essex hahahahah
>>201415431top kekwhat's he gonna deliver then? air? some empty bags? (that you'll be charged 5p per for)
>>201415443Are they like twins or wtf
>>201415502Well it's all cheeseMaybe the cheesemongery part of waitrose had already packed up
One of the guys dipped so it's me and 4 foids they are bringing risk over.They are going to squat in my flat until 2am >>201415465I'm going to shoot you rorke
gyaldemlad is literally the most schizo of all posters herehe's not even a coomer he just posts the same webs of those whores every single day
>>201415431>green yoghurt and a selection of cheesesyou friends with my 65 year old retiree parents?
>>201415474Name?
>>201415570You finna get laid
Marsh Lane, Bootle, 1910s and 2024Unless I'm mistaken I believe this was The Welsh Congregational Church,built in 1899 that was at the junction of Marsh Lane and Malta Road. Malta Road has now gone but was opposite what is now Delaware Road
>>201415607nonce alarm going wild
>>201415526>>201415502Sundays are always busy And the rest is just wine and cider
>>201415154>na bro Russia won't invade its a training exercise
Catberg staring at meReckon he wants a fight
>>201415589he is a coomer he spams literal onlyfans whores
howling at this monghas some 'mates' over consisting of one mate and four random girls decides to buy smelly cheeses and yoghurt(?) at the last minute and it's all sold outso he's going to sit with 4 girls playing risk until the wee hours and everyone's going to be okay with that
It does not loom
What slop should I get in?
>>201415615Rather not watching phase connect concert
ya'll niggas don't be seasoning yo chicken
On the last episode of Rings of Power
>Britain in 18xx or 19xx>Britain in 20xx>the 18xx / 19xx picture always looks better than the modern picture.
any yanks that wanna be my friend?
>>201415547yeah
>>201415430Bradley is too annoying for me
I have never made love to a woman lads
my favourite shop ran out of mid-blue OCBDs in my size, it's over
>>201415644catberg just ate a crisp in my housedad keeping her well fed
>>201415673whitepilled post
da's got the porno on in his bedroom
>>201415570>4 foids they are bringing risk over.What a bizarre fantasy
>>201415474>>201415443Trannyspammer/Gyaldempaedo/Spainnonce
>>201415644my cat gets a bit arsey sometimes but i win her over with cuddles and spspspspspspssssses
how do i become a brit personality
>>201415431OOF
>>201415670I'm in uni, they all live in dorms, I have my own flat.It's central London so delivroo doesn't take orders during the day due to all the super markets being packed
Stanley Road, Bootle, 1900s and 2024
>>201415751kek based cat charmer
Name one difference between Catholics and Protestants without referending the Pope
>>201415475Girls like that get offended when they sit on your lap and you wince from the weight, I don't know what they're expecting
>>201415730>gyaldem poster>singular
>>201415806>his erect dick doesn't hold up a 15 stone girlFAGGOT
hope there's more Bootle related posts in the next thread
new>>201414640>>201414640
>>201415786still though mate four different varieties of posh smelly cheese? that'll get them gushing i'm sure bet you wear these around the gaff don't you
At least bring up a black lad so the girls can have some fun.
>>201415754you just need a funky fresh gimmick
my head is asymmetrical and bizarre
wanking to nacho vidal getting rimmed
>>201415906>>201415906>>201415906
>>201415794Great diversity in protestants but generally the big theological difference is that proddies believe in a personal spiritual connection to God's revelation and salvation whereas the spiritual life of a roman catholic has more of a focus on the church's institutions
>>201415644>be my catberg>big fucking brexit cunt who even mogs dogs>proper scares the life out of other fauna that comes within 10 metres of our house>when he's anywhere near another pet's house he turns into a complete pussybizarreI get cats are territorial but you're still a big brexit bastard Mr Mittensact like it
