um hello?
jannie twat
Hello, things are normal
>>201428352bugger off you nonce yank freak
janny's gone rogue
>>201428394the board is emptyno posts
Yay. It’s over
>>201428409fuck you bitch
brit and sverigetråden were the first generalssays a lot about our mental health
For what purpose
WE WERE HERETHE DAY THE WALLS FELL
One job
Funny ass british childhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C-k8rKJOdgY/?igsh=MThoMm4xdWY1YTF5NQ==
>>201428415/a/, /b/, /co/, /fit/ all wiped too. very peculiar!
fokkin elldiss a russian psyop?
amerigolems polluting /brit/ in the early hours as usual
Wonder what that wasJews behind it probably
Don't look back in anger
>>201428490/aco/ too, the fuck
>>201428520We’re here We’re queerWe’re coming for your threads
/lit/ has been hitCODE RED
>>201428520shhh it's going to be ok darling just rest
gf is doing a gay porn dance
>>201428560bit gay, that
Honestly it's wild how Brits and Europeans are able to be very relaxed you don't see Europeans struggling to make ends meet they literally live life on easy mode and relax in Italy and Spain every year
>>201428588ktim
>>201428490/an/ and /mlp/ wiped… Seems like every board that has a sticky didn’t get nuked
>>201428604Well Nevermind, /lit/ got nuked and it had one
>>201428588>>201428602get some sleep lads, leave the early hours to those who can handle it
>>201428604No it seems to be completely random/his/ has a sticky and is fine
lol
>>201428604>>201428629/int/ literally has a sticky, what are you talking about
>>201428667haha
Lmao wtf
>>201428667genuinely funny
Bro nuked the site to tell us to go be productive members of Society
>>201428670Check again.
>>201428720NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I need something for my tummy I feel anxious
Jannies are deleting threads talking about it on /aco/
>>201428720A clue gained.
>>201428720Fat chance
>>201428756About .... about what .
>>201428738>>192344419 mong
Stop talking about the supposed ‘wipe’. Final warning.
>>201428720I am being very productive right now I am just checking on /brit/ every few minutes
Test
>>201428520Hate emSend em back to pakistn
Hate how this is 4am because this is actually very entertaining Was about to go to bed just as it happened
>>201428817Same, need confirmation of what happened
>>201428784Check again.
seems /po/ didn't get wiped, they have very old threads there
>>201428844we're not going to get any confirmation lmao
>>201428817This is the most exciting thing to happen to me all week, what the FUCK just happened
>>201428844finger slipped
they wanted to delete /brit/ but needed a smoke screen of deleting all the threads
janny got all you runts in a spliff
think I'm going to make a nice ginger drinkbrb
arse reeks
all those threads and posts lost like tears in rain
Oasis sucks. Part of the 90s trend of “rock” bands that didn’t know how to rock, the British Nirvana. Nary a heavy riff or a face melting guitar solo to be heard. Pussy shit.
fumbled it
>>>/a/270308316how the fuckhow do you purge half the boards "by mistake"
poo man was here on this night
>>201428954Why doesn't /int/ get an apology?
You guys get the new Queen on your currency, yet?
>>201429012no, camilla is not on our currency
>>201429056For me it's North Africans.
lads I just realized we are popular thread on the 4chan homepage
>>201428863lmao why does /po/ exist?must be a psyop to trick mainstream society into finlin 4chan is like woke-compatibleorigami harmlessfuggin 3 yearold threads with 300 posts there.dont understand how thats even possible kek
>>201428954OMG LE ANIME EPIC TRANIME STICKY SPAM SPAM SPAMfuck offkill all jannys
>>201429088lol no cluethere is a thread from 2016 on page 1
Massacre over at >>>/3/
>>201429088Theres a thread up from 2016baffling
Business ideas: spam a bunch of threads on /po/ so all their posts get pruned
uhhhhh...... why'd the whole website get nuked?
got a smelly bum
>>201429189Someone posted the alien again
>>>/a/270309829Got to be the second to last image. What an honour.
>>201429144bafflingly cozy
>>201428352I am ugly and poor at 21 my life is over most people my age are going to Europe while I struggle to save up for a trip to Prague
>>201429234give me your dog
horrid yanks*walks off to prepare a poo barm*
>>201429245She is a Australian shepherd who is the only thing that cares about me
>>201429234Buy a $300 Ryanair ticket to Paris, and couchsurf your way to Prague.
>>201429263thanks for supporting the australian dog industry
Just punched fuck out the wall Hurts so much but feels so good
>>201429137Context?
OMG LE ANIME EPIC TRANIME STICKY >SPAM SPAM SPAM>fuck off>kill all jannys
>>201429296Half the boards got wiped
>>201429189qrd on raygun?
>OMG LE ANIME EPIC TRANIME >STICKY >SPAM SPAM SPAM>>fuck off>>kill all jannys
>>201429320How’d that happen?
but how can I rememberto keep it all togetherwhen half the moon is taken away?
>>201429279I need to pay rent
Fuck sake /diy/ got nuked too.
investing in duck food futures and previously-owned coffins
>>201429352You don't need to pay rent if you're not living there. You'll be in Europe.
ducks like oatsand green peas
>>201429380>You don't need to pay rent if you're not living thereoh my sweet child
another wank to feet pornat this point I'm numbed to my own deviancy
Good morning team. Do we have a productive day ahead scheduled?
ladsmodest mousegreat band
>>201429445http://conferencecall.biz/
>>201429376investing in myself
just woke up and it looms
>>201429445oh absolutely
>>201429507sounds like putting all your eggs in one basket
>>201429507you go girlfriend
>>201429518bank holiday??
Can’t access /adv/
>>201429554dont work in a bank do i
Last one until Christmas day.How will you waste it?
It's a Wank Holiday for me, wanking all day.
>>201429554yeah meaning only 24 hours left
>>201429577stank holiday personally, going to be really stinking up the place, just wallowing in filth, sweat and farts all day
bro who the fuck goes on /adv/>hmmm who should I ask for advice>friends?>family?>websites with information created in good faith?>chatGPT>hmmm nah how about 4chan
>>201429603Strangers here are the best option people have
>>201429603it also forms part of the hopelessly redditised bender infested cesspits along with /lgbt/ and /co/
quick rundown of what happened? did boards get wiped or something?
>>201429617Sublime aquilinelove big noses me
>>201429603most of /adv/ is made up shit and forced memes anyway don't forget the famous "black cock city"
>>201429628*turns around and takes a liquid shit on your shoes* hows that for a quick rundown?
good posts cancelled due to Yank Holiday
>>201429649sex cancelled due to your FACE
>>201429603>friends?Don’t have any>family?Don’t have any>websites with information created in good faith?Stopped existing around 2010. Only ads and revenue exist now not “good faith”>chatGPTlol>hmmm nah how about 4chanBest option
>>201429645hmm no that didn’t really explain much
>>201429628It was a Prank Holiday from the moddingtons
Cancelled events cancelled due to cancellation.
>>201429672gormless idiot
>>201429234Ktim except I’ll be 22 tomorrow and look 10 years younger than you so everyone treats me like a 15 year old Life sucks for people like us
>>201429666hello schizophrenic poster, early morning or late night?
>>201429632
I've learned more from shitposts here than any family member or friend ever taught me about anything
>>201429645good post>>201429695another zinger
>>201429628some janny went rogue and deleted everything
fizzy peach pineapple mango orange ginger lemon limeade
>>201429628I hacked into 4chan and ran sudo rm -rf
hacked into 4chan and ran Hello World
>>201429771They’re doing this to rorke tomorrow
Gn /brit/
>>201429710Early morning! Might go for a maccies breakfast
I don’t believe in diversity in one country, at least in an old world context. I believe in global diversity, where different peoples occupy different lands, none lesser or better than any other.
>>201429833sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite x
>>201429837grim fat cunt
>>201429874don't be so fucking rude, APOLOGISE TO THAT MAN
this is my life today
>>201429874I’m not fat :( £2.79 for a McMuffin and a coffee is just a good deal
had shoulder replacement surgery last monday. feel like shit
>>201429880I'll apologize but I won't stop being rude.>>201429924scran on lad
Do you think anyone's told Quentin Tarantino that he's autistic?
>>201429947are you bionic?
>>201429991pretty close to it. 4 joints are metal, both hips and shoulders. thankfully my knees are intact
ziqazagababoopididzagiboobabdap ghost dad
is it okay to wear corduroy jacket to wedding? it has two large oversized buttonsone breast patch pocketand one hip patch pocket on the opposite side
hacked into my PID (Poo Injection Device) controller wank off my arse
>>201430047no it isn't okay
>>201430047Yes it's your day even if it's not your wedding
>>201430061okay
>>201428352When ever I try to sleep I think about cringey memories in middle school
>>201430011do you feel bad because you are in pain? did they not give you good pain medication?
>>201430081ktim
>>201430081try reading a book or article or short storyI find reading always makes me fall asleep if I'm tired enough and it usually keeps the unpleasant thoughts away
doing a gay porn dance before tucking into my gay pig sex arse david cameron edition
Emma Watson has a pooey bumhole.
>>201430118How would your family react if they knew you made such a post on a Bangladeshi acrylic painting subforum?
>>201430095they did but it went up my nose
Had the beginnings of a bad trip the 3rd time doing mushrooms. Felt like I was becoming a dead plant and my earliest memories were being targeted for bad association creation. Won't be a 4th time. Thought I'd keep you all posted, does this please you?
>the air we breathe is ~80% nitrogen>we still refer to air as "oxygen"what do we mean by this?
lmao why is it always a muslim
>>201430238It's also produced by metallic nodules on the sea bed and not trees
>>201430121i assume most bumholes are pooey.
>>201430238because oxygen is what our body actually uses to turn into adenosine triphosphate which is the molecular currency of our cellsyou can't have nitrogen tanks for humans because nitrogen is triple bonded and can't be broken down without expending a shit ton of energy (& isn't what our body needs in that situation regardless)
:(
Kind women are the greatest thing on this planet
>>201430282What? How nasty are you that you think most bumholes are pooey? Toilet paper exists, use it you nasty ass freak.
rorke in shamblespic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGd4efgdPAcan't stop thinking about this song
>>201430354I'm curious how much it cost to make this
>>201430346People don’t know the meaning of the word “xenophobic”
Moisturising the old cock and balls but they’re slipping and sliding all over the place. It’s like trying to catch an oily bald guinea pig.
lovely stuff
don't really see the point in small drinking glassesprefer big voluminous ones me
Why do ugly women make pop music?
taylor swift is the only attractive woman in pop
>>201430465
so it goes
>>201430510who leaves their passport in a place where it could be chewed by a dog? the passports of the entire family even? bizarre
>>201430510whats the issue?
>>201430489very valid point, she does drip sex normally the powers that be don't allow pretty girls like her to be stars
>>201430564pretty much every new pop star is a young attractive womanits almost like the business execs that push that stuff have a type
>>201430580god I love this picture so muchWeinstein looking like an absolute ogre, while emma looks like a posh princess it's such an amazing visual, quite representative really
>>201430510>39Always thought she was older, at least in her 40s
Accidentally done nothing with my life since I was a teenager lol
is the Maccies breakfast wrap actually good? Never hear anyone mention it
>>201430510she's an absolute moron but at the same time i don't blame people who realize they can't care for an animal if they return it
morning chaps x
headed to the 24 hour gym for my 2am lift sesh
>>201430656I blinked and now im old
been in a 30 minute meeting for 50 minutes now
/wg/ survived the purge thankfully. They have a pretty decent catalog of wallpapers and it would have been a real shame to have lost it. I’m not sure if there’s even an external archive for that board.
>>201430787was in a 30 minute meeting for 2 hours last weeki was on mute the whole time because it was literally just 2 people talking while 5 others sat on mute
>>201429702Honestly wild we are so fucked imagine being in your early 20s and not having your shit together we are so fucked like how are we gonna compete
EIREDRAW
>>201430824exactly what I'm doing now
>>201430681Eh. Just standard McDonald’s breakfast stuff in a wrap. Not worth the 4 quid or whatever it is
>AC keeps blowing a fuse>Next few days are above 100
>>201430887Not worth the 4 quid he says, can you believe this guy? What were you on about? The window's blocking your post on my phone
I am just so pissed because why is it that everyone has their shit together man I am struggling and I look at Instagram and everyone else is having fun and going on these massive trips while I struggle to get through everyday
might have a lemon coke
my mortgage is paid off, now all my money is going into investments
>>201430887I can imagine the McDonald's ad now, they go around in a circle as everyone dances with and chants out their order4 quid wrap and a tea4 quip wrap and a tea
whyd he do that?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1724622643118168.webm
>>201431009do not post NSFW content or the janitor will do away with you
all the toil freaks are waking up and heading to toilme? just about to head to bed
not falling for it
>>201431027about to head to bed myselfill be lucid dreaming with you :)
>>201430975Womfy
Going to sleep….FOREVER!!!
>>201431027>>201431059Losers. I'll not even sleep.
>>201431027cope
>>201431027it's a bank holiday you shut in mong
just got back from gfs place. time for bed.
>>201431136FONT
>>201431120ah yes, another one of those fabled "bank holidays" seem to be every couple of weeks so they do
>Hey, Jamal, you may enter now. He's gone.Just got this message from my british web-affair.
i, today, will be toiling not because i want to but because i chose to
>>201431186A clue? Pending confirmation
>>201431147fuck off... nt?
>>201431201FONT
She touched my hand, and I started cumming and farting and pissing and shitting and barfing and coughing and sneezing
CIA is using chemitrails to control me.
would still shag Hillary Clinton desu
Off to Hobbittoil. Bilbo just escaped from Gollumn.
>>201431201FONC
>>201431201Normie twat
12 year olds, Dude
this macaco needs to fuck off
>>201431310ah yes, the right honourable sir poo barmer
>>201430999howling
eating poo
I hope the 4chan janitors get a pay cut for their incompetence
rorke not getting jobseekers allowance after he opted out of class 4 NICs during his tenure as a self employed political micro-influencer
>>201430682She got a new dog, she blamed the dog for the passports being destroyed and punished the dog by giving it away. Nothing to do with know she's not capable. She's a cunt who thinks a dog is an accessory and not a living thing
>>201431544*she blamed the old dogMy point is she got rid of the old dog and then went and got a new one anyway
meet the new dogsame as the old dog
she's actually so hideous it makes me mad that she can be successful while I fail
noticed women LOVE talking about height, even regards to their height and other womens' heights
Coffee time lads
Farted so hard I blew a hole straight through both my boxers and my joggers :/
>>201431652pics?
ass upk daa irt oee
today's pollenstay safe out there
>>201431659
can't even report posts any morethanks 4chanyes i know my IP is on hereno i don't care what are you gonna do
>>201431650Why did you stop pretending you had moved to Spain?
I reckon WW1 wasn't as bad as those poof poets would have you believeWas probably a right laugh most of the time
peta getting lily dead flustered
>>201431722why do you think i'm a different person?
>>201431729Hate this stupid cunt
>>201431729what's she doing up at 7am arguing on twitter
>>201431723
>>201431755i'm up at 7am arguing on 4chan tbf
>>201431729PETA here has the energy of me sending hateful drunk messages at 3am to people on whatsapp kek
>>201428352How ugly am I be honest
>>201431630she got either thread lifts or an actual full facelift plus injections and it has given her a mong face
>>201431774would love to throw you in a wood chipper
>>201431774>>201431774Standard issue American mutt
>>201431774you should probably lose the pube beard
well said jaroslav
Feels like 4chans going to have an outie soon lads, getting some Bad Gateway messages
Grenfell 2
Sodha? I hardly knew 'er!
>>201431774why do you assume you're ugly
>>201431826Mental how little I care about Londoners dying
>>201431818you may have missed it but mods accidentally deleted every thread on like 15 boards earlier>>201428954>>201428667
>>201431818I hope my poo post is the last post on /brit/ for hours
The fuck is wrong
Sorry lads still messing with some stuff. Site will be back to normal in half an hour or so
>>201431774not uglywho gave you a complex?
>>201431750such a cool dress it makes me wish I was a woman
>>201431845screaming, how did this even happen
>>201431874This was the only thread on /int/ left when it happened >>201428301
>>201431838>>201431865The mirror
Car keep driving around, the sun reflecting make me think it is a thunder clap>>201428667What is the /vip/ thread
>>2014318744chan is a very serious website
>>201431909>What is the /vip/ threadit's this gimmick thread where each pass can only post once per month, hence why it's been alive for so long
>>201431899Based mods
>>201431903what do you dislike about your face? you have a perfectly nice and pleasant to look at faceI can't imagine someone looking at you and thinking "ugly"
>>201431922I remember some celebration thread that would get so long the cell couldn't handle it.
>>201431929I look like a freak honestly most people would think I was ugly if they saw me irl
I’m going to build my own 4chan. With no jannies or cooldowns or yanks
>>201431774You look like what we would call an arabic mutt.
>>201431912wait 4chan was just a stack of mac minis? kek
>>201431979if only had tried this before
>>201431973okay so you look like a freakwhat are you expecting to change here by asking us?
>>201431985
>>201431979
>>201431973you got a hunchback or something?
>>201431979with blackjack and hookers?
>>201431992my life's goal is now to kick that stack over
>>201431979Rocket power into the inside of a jail cell
How big are your hips?
>>201432038none of your business
>>201432038\_____/ <-
>>201432038Prefer not to say
>>201432073>>201432073>>201432073
>>201431995My right leg is shorter than my left so i struggle to walk
Having a wank to my tinder matches, with no intention of talking to any of them.
