muttley edition
First for Sweden
>>201432082cute
hope dad hurries up i want to go home and i want him to drive me to the stationit's nearly 8am and he's not gotten up yeti've been up for nearly two hours
>>201432082that's ok, dudley moore had a withered leg and women found him very attractivedon't worry about it too much
>>201432109Chill out
>>201432092I can walk now but when I was a kid I broke my growth plate so now my leg is stunted and I hate it the only thing I can't really do is run or do squats
>>201432137do you go round in a circle?
>>201432155I do a weird old man walk were or I run like Jack Sparrow
>>201432131i know it's absurd like obviously he can have a sleep in on a bank holiday monday if he wants but also why can't he get on my schedule
Equilibrium, 2012 by Amy Sherald
On alark
my grandpa lost a leg in his thirties and had to wear a prosthetic which gave him a limp and I remember women always smiling at him and flirting with him when we would go somewhere
>>201432188Bean ghorm splatters some paint about the exhibition
carol kirkwood sitting on my face and calling me a good boy
>>201432188Nice coloursLacking in quality of execution, especially in the treatment of light
Don’t really like Joe Rogan but you can’t say that without people thinking you’re some LGBT eco warrior hippy.Just don’t find him entertaining to listen to is all
>>201432354corrr good imaginationwank material that
>>201432412vile wench
>>201432415nothing wrong with being an LGBT eco warrior hippy
might give my teeth a brushfeeling a bit furry
i love yaoi
>>201432073We watched the movie come and see in highschool and it made a couple girls cry and one had to leave school early
>>201432461That’s true I suppose. Nothing wrong with liking Joe Rogan either.I’m just not either and would prefer for the world to stop placing everyone in this weird “us vs them” scenario
Keep finding wanking material on a woman support site.
HELLO FATHER
what tokkie mean in afrikkaaans
>>201432573ESL cunt
kicking off in foxville
Zelensky on a mad one
>>201432601u sure?
Never knew Hugh Grant played an Oompa Loompa in the that new Willy Wonka film
Good morning friends, I hope this is the start of an excellent week for you. x
watching gossip girl
feeling ill so i took a covid test in case i had covid but the covid test revealed i dont have covid so im just ill in another way i guess
>>201432675thanks mate you tooless of the kisses on posts though please it's very very cringe
>>201432729>cringeBit embarrassing mate x
>>201432639Yes. No EFL would say “what tokkie mean in afrikkaaans” instead of “What does tokkie mean in Afrikaans?”
think i'll aim for the 8:46 train assuming my dad gets his arse in geear>>201432717could be a coldthe flustomach bugtough to say
>>201432752Where you heading lad?
need an aussie to explain themselves immediately
>>201432747Stop giving free English lessons
schoolgirls will be back on the toil train soon
get the oasis reunion tickets booked
>>201432747WHAT IT MEAN DOEWHAT DO IT MEAN
>>201432840>taking a train to schoolnever known anyone to do this
>>201432840i've started getting the early train to avoid the school hoardsyes you miss out on legs in tights but you also avoid annoying little zoomies being all loud and annoying
no footy on a bank holiday monday it not right
It could really do with a rewatch of Blackadder
poo but also willy and arse
>>201432886lolwut
>>201432886Fairly common occurrence
>>201432901full schedule of non league to get stuck into
a su spd kai aro te e
>>201432923Corr some major players there
perusing my local selection of trannies on grindr
>>201432945bent cunt
>>201432940oldham athletic used to play in the premier league
>>201432941would be pristine without that jew ink
appy talky talky appy talktalk abou fings youd like to dooo
>>201432941Arya Faet. Coomer
Some neighbour is watching TikTok at full volume. It's five past quarter past four (am).
>>201432941Emily kinney really filled out
>>201432960err I believe that's hindu mate
>>201432980Twenty past?
Hear me out lads
>>201432980>It's five past quarter past four (am)Just say 20 after 4 you mong.
>>201432980enjoy searching ‘encouragement’ on tiktok to get wanking encouragement videos from slags desu
>Went to school 1 mile away>Took a job in about the same distance in the other direction>Moved out about 800 yards
>>201433018weird al
Rorke on a mad one
>>201433015>>201433029It's called a joke.
>>201433041don't you want to see the world?
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>>201433018Harry potter gender bender
>>20143301880s ass hair and glasses.
>>201433057proper tackle that
>>201433058I don't get it.
>>201433029>20 after 4
>>201433032Also, countdown Lily Philips is a good one
>>201433057imagine he connected studs first into his whopper jungle bbc instead
>>201433061Was just saying this down the pub. Cost me a bloody fortune.
sucking a woman's big gay fanny
heathermong up early
>toilers start waking up>/brit/ immediately goes to shit
>>201433057went down like a sack of spuds
polishing my bellend with a belt sander
>>201433069Well yeah. She looks like Tina Fey’s Liz Lemon in the flashbacks to the 80s on 30 Rock.Slightly nicer hair and contact lenses and she could be pretty cute
>>201433059There is a housing crisis>>201433081Yeah what? It is what we say
>>201433071unsurprising
>>201433061>>201433097Upvote
Grim
>>201433117Just checked the NHS website, they don't recommend that
>>201432109Nice job lads, we got today's "biggest virgin" post out the way early doors
>>201433157Out with the lads on their phones wahey
>>201433138have a beer ya wog cunt
>>201433097>>201433158Pair of splendid posts
>>201433157>no MadríGet with the times, bruv.
>>201433094>>201433032Target practice is a good tag
Utterly bemused by Brazilian humour
Really dont know which one to get lads
>>201433228Spainlard on his new vpn
>>201433229Just go with the classic run dmc
oh danny boy, the pints, the pints are calling
three people stabbed at notting hill carnival and 90 arrestedbarely any media coveragebut if you got 18 months for throwing a stick at a police van a few weeks ago your face went on the bbc front page
mad that i could butter all of you in the thread
>>201433254Two tier journalism, wonder why this happens
>>201433252Not this one?
cleanse with saline rinse after sanding
the pints are carling
>>201433229Buy two, cut a square hole in the back of one and wear the other the wrong way around under the one with the hole.
>>201433254Was watching BBC news reporting stabbing at the carnival not 10 minutes agoWhy lie?
>>201433254is that a lgbt parade
>>201433264Mmmmm butter me up Ivan slide right in like your army into Kiev
>>201433254>Around one million people are expected to celebrate Caribbean culture in Notting Hill on Sunday - but officers will be on the lookout for those hoping to crash the party.
>>201433254Blacks are inherently criminal by their nature. Phrenologists tell us this.
>>201433285You some kind of Swedish engineer?
why doesn't the uk just start exporting stuff again
>>201433332What stuff? We don't make anything
>>201433342apart from dogshit posts
why is there a debate around getting rid of self service? why are we as a country so stupid?
Young emma on the bus rn and the cronem eyeing her…
>>201433332Got a few million people we could export directly to your door free of charge
how does it feel to live in the shadow of a younger brother - usa, england
>>201433351Quite!
do I take the drugs now or wait for the withdrawals to get worse?
Test-icles
Crazy how there was an entire continent free of blacks, but the greed of British and Portuguese capitalists flooded the Americas with them.
>>201433351I am one of Britain's largest suppliers of that particular good
Think I am going to spend the day baking some bread and in udio>>201433326This is how we survive polar bears and deadly blizzards every winter
Katy on the underground, she feels long hard ting pressed against her round clapper
>>201433377nothing to do with me
I will never go back to the notting hill carnival in my lifedreadful event
might learn how to hack
>>201433364>younger brotherRetard son who >we're desperate to be
>>201433394I've got a packet you can sniff
>>201433392>I will never go back to the notting hill carnival in my life dreadful eventYou have to explore and sometimes live life on a knives edge
reckon theres a lot of truth in what that Chris Williamson said, in that if you care excessively about politics without having any financial gain from the situation youre just a sad loser trying to deal with feeling powerless and lonely
>>201433254Stop noticing things, it’s dangerous
>>201433377entire country of free blacks descended from them today and they flood your mums womb every weekend
Need a wife with utterly humongous tits that dwarf my head
Just submitted my MSc thesis. Finally done. It's been a long 12 months.
>>201433394Hack the planet
bank holiday ikeatoil loominggonna be proper shit isn't it
I was raped at Notting Hill Carnival and the police just stood by and did nothing
>>201433342wool, textiles, and manufacturing to name a few
>>201433430Not everyone is driven solely by money
>>201433438Which Msc programme?
>>201433442You NEED those lampshades
Kevin Nash was raped at Notting Hill Carnival.
>>201433435Yeah thats what the people wheeled into surgery were told
s sk apa uat dre ie o
>>201433438good on ya lad
>>201433438Try submitting a good post
>>201433447We don't do any of thatThe mills don't turnThe smoke stacks stand cold
screaming
What is notting hill carnival anyway? Bunch of retards gather to dance in the street and listen to shitty music?
ktim
I'm a crepeI'm a oui, though
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. The song, In Too Deep, is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment.
Might listen to the newest episode of the totally football show with James Richardson
>>201433501Oh shitting Nora
>>201433495Screaming
>>201433495sent him flying
got the half machine lip moves on
Absolute state of it
vegemite scroll up the shitter
>>201433550mouth open for kwasis you know what
The Bathers, 1927 by Zinaida Serebriakova
Where do old women get those wheelie trolly things from? They all seem to have them but never see them for sale anywhere
>>201433592Come with an oap travel card
>>201433592There's shops about where they sell mobility scooters and the like
>>201433590bet Soviet pussy was wild as
>>201433592Argos
>>201433463Engineering
100% inheritance tax.Ban low traffic neighborhoods and 20mph zones.Ban private education.Force tarquin women into brothels.Turn palaces into phalansteres.Collectivise all land.Close all religious buildings and send all clergy to labour camps in Shetland.Send all landlords to house building chain gangs.
At first i was 18Then I was 22Then I was 23Then I was 24Then I was 27Then I was 30
>>201433638try engineering a clue
filthy wank there was some slag squeezing her fat tits so her baby milk squirted over this lads cock while he wanked it, almost like lube
>>20143367133 myself
>tfw have a fat fetish
>>201433592They build them themselves
>>201433676Gonna watch some absolute rot laterStuff that feels like it should be illegal
>>201433668Kill you
>Police brace for more trouble at Notting Hill Carnival after 90 arrests on 'Family Day' which saw three people stabbed including a woman, 32, fighting for her life
>>201433674wrecked him
>>201433688Based. Same. I consider myself extremely lucky. I also have a milf fetish.
>>201433638What is it like? I'm thinking about doing MSc something related to Thermofluid or Turbomachinery in UK too. Are the programmes quite harsh and rigorous?
>>201433671[citation needed]
engineering a poo
>>201433713I'm gay though lad
Might just sign for an African footy team and tell them I'm 19
Bathing Nude, 1927 by Zinaida Serebriakova
>>201433721I'm turning one out as we speak
>>201433752That's what blacks doBlack people everywhere lie about the age of their children because the only hope they have in school is if they're 2-3 years older than the other children in their classes
Well said martin
>>201433714>What is it like? I'm thinking about doing MSc something related to Thermofluid or Turbomachinery in UK too. Are the programmes quite harsh and rigorous?I'm in two minds about it. I feel like it was mostly a waste of time, but time will tell. My employer thinks it will help long term. I'm in the process of going through professional registration and it will help with that. It largely depends on what uni you go to. My MSc thesis actually has little relation to my job. I was offered two different PhDs, but I can't stand academia and don't plan to ever go back.
>>201433761are we meant to believe her left leg just vanishes into the tubwe are being played for fools
Two people have been taken to hospital and more than 100 residents evacuated after a fire engulfed a building in east London
>>201433761Corr spaff
Stabby but mostly peaceful festival
>>201433797Cheers Anon
>>201433798hope someone was sacked for that
>>201433724Nevermind, you're fucked.
>Two taken to hospital as fire engulfs block of flats in east London
>>201433785I think you mean younger
>>201433797> professioanl registrationYou mean CEng?
Really don't understand the Chinese. They learn this mental language with all these tones and memorise thousands of highly specific symbols like they are rainman, but then you see them stick their hands in the big spinny machine on liveleak like they don't understand basic physics.Are they smart or stupid?
Rorke be like:>women nowadays are a bunch of sluts, I wish was in the 50s when women were all trawifesWomen in the past:>>201433761
>>201433798Yeah, had the picture blown up and started turning the cell about
so vibrant
>Norway's Ingebrigtsen looked in disbelief as he crossed the finish line in seven minutes 17.55 seconds, breaking the previous record of 7:20.67 set by Kenya's Daniel Komen in 1996.White power
>>201433844No
Remind me to take my bins out today
>>201433761Reckon she shoves that fat sausage finger up her fanny
>East London>people
https://www.met.police.uk/foi-ai/metropolitan-police/disclosure-2023/november-2023/notting-hill-carnival-data/>Notting Hill Carnival costs 2023>£11,754,295.4911 million in police alone
Can't wait to get home and do a big Sunday roast poo
>>201433819what is altamont
>>201433865Atleast it wasn't a Dane that won!
>>201433785Heard this but I can see how they'd actually be able to pull it offDon't you need id of some sort to send a child to school? How do none of the kids ever spill the beans
>>201433846Yes. IEng first, which I am basically eligible for now, just need to do a lot of paperwork, then eventually CEng hopefully.>>201433821I would also say that you should have your own research question in mind for the thesis rather than doing one given by a professor (which is what I did), because it is a lottery. Keep in mind that MSc degrees in the UK are only 12 months, you only get 3 months free to complete a thesis. You have to work on your thesis for 9 months while taking other classes and doing exams. It is grinding. If you go to Germany (or basically anywhere else) you'll get a full year to work on your thesis because their degrees are 2 years, split between the taught component in year 1 and the research component in year 2.
>>201433899Britons get taxed to fund this biological infestation
>>201433920>Don't you need id of some sort to send a child to school?No>How do none of the kids ever spill the beansThey're too retarded to know
>>201433877it's a bank holiday
>>201433937Not a bin holiday is it
Nothing better than warm Sun and cool water. Wish I were at the beach
waiting with bated breath to see if this brazilian is ever going to make a post that's even mildly funny or insightful
>>201433937My bins are a shared bin shed so I don't pay attention to when the bins are actually collectedI think it's on a Saturday normally
>>201433785Your brain on crack.
Katy preparing breakfast for the goondem
Oh dear
Drank beer all day yesterday and now doing the most rancid farts and poos, already pooed 3 times since 7am
>>201434015Get those boats on our shores x
>>201434015>Asian Welsh
>>201434001while you post on 4chan
>>201434015We must be mad, barking mad, as a nation
guess not then
>>201433959yeah?
Might post something mildly funny or insightful shortly.
>>201433936Too retarded to know their age?
>>201434058Doubt it
Oasis is music for people who think Gary Lineker is a Communist
doing kegels
>>201434077My childhood
Going to the Asian market to stand in everyone's way staring at the foreign food and then walking away without saying anything when they ask me if I need help.Nice to get out the house once in a while.
Birria tacos and a burrito bowl
>>201434055Adur & Worthing is it
Not long before I'm home and I can have my poo and then have my wank
>>201434089It was kino
baffling post
>>201434064No
>>201434077Just realised the map looks like Rayquaza
who do you reckon was the best scientist of the victorian era? lord kelvin, jc maxwell, and charles babbage are all contenders I reckon
>>201434077That isn't red or blue, sling your hook
>>201434148Maxwell for me CliveI am biased because physics is best science though
got gcn on
what's the most shaggable pokemonmy money's on the lopunny with those ripped leggings
>>201434174be quiet
>>201434165>I am biased because physics is best science thoughBet you do bouldering
>>201434077do zoomers even play the old pokemon games or just the latest shite ones?
>>201434156
>>201433797>I was offered two different PhDs, but I can't stand academia and don't plan to ever go back.I'm a current PhD and couldn't imagine being anywhere other than academia. Then again I've only ever been in Oxbridge so don't know what it's like elsewhere
>>201434148Pooey Pasteur
>>201434148Don't know
>>201434174Dratini
>>201434174
>>201434194Not reading that
>>201434174Umbreon for meWould love to rattle her cage
hot cup of coffee on a warm summer morning
>>201434148Faraday, Brunel, Dalton.
>>201434174Miltank
>>201434194Don't care, not reading
>>201434165yeah I'd prob go maxwell too. darwin is another contender tbf
I'm ain't a clown nor some scientist. Why do you want me to act like that?Just want to bee myself with my Madrí and MI6 jokes.
For me it's Pike Queen Lucyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U730ft9yESk
>>201434207>>201434218>>201434222>>201434233not even remotely humanoid
>>201434229literally me rn, feeling kinda zen
>>201434101Didn't know you invited gravity to eat a whole a tray
>>201434256might as well just shag a human then, why bother with a pokemon?
>>201434256Can't tell me you wouldn't want to udderfuck miltank with a couple of mates
>>201434255Sameonly symbol i ever got in Emerald was hers
>>201434174Lucario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=FL8mZuVlFVA
>>201434256If I wanted to shag a human I'd shag a humanI want to shag a cute little dog thing with sultry eyes
>>201434218'
>>201434305
>>201434256Yeah? https://files.catbox.moe/88w0n8.mp4
>>201434305>If I wanted to shag a human I'd shag a humanBold statement from you, rorke
>>201432073get them housedget them fedget them wanked off
>>201434305>I want to shag a cute little dogum
>>201434333Phwoar
>>201434337shagged that freak
>>201434282I got silver on the Factory and Pike, that was it.Without EV training the Battle Frontier is impossible to beat fully.It's still the best thing in a Pokemon game though imo.
>>201434333
>serebii is still going'ckin 'ell
One of the police twitter accounts made a post about the stabbings and crime at the negro festival and they framed it as "mostly peaceful", except like the dozens arrests they did, and they posted a stock image of a white man being arrested along with the post. You brits are completely fucked.
*fires off a homing missile*eeeEEEEEEE *BOOM*>>201434399
BIG IN THE GAME LIKE DOUBLE D BRA
New>>201434391
Got a bit of a stiffy watching that miltank vid
>>201434390Doesn't matter. Moving to China.
CHINA!
>>201434401far too early
>>201434353it certainly is the best feature and a load of great gimmicks in both gen iii and ivBattle Pyramid in gen iii is dead funthe Battle Hall from Generation iv is great too>>201434383Mistah Merricku just fucking loves Pokemon
