Real talk edition
>>201434391If you dont share your problems you'll never open up and stuff everything inside. Is that a good idea?
>>201434391That's a terrible sentiment
>>201434391charlie minger more like, far out
british parenting, as it were
Quite
This Australianpithecus fucked up my /brit/toil.No one respects me anymore.
>>201434391Every time ive opened up to someone they have given great advice or have just been really supportive. I think Charlie here just liked by his peers.
>>201434466What the fucking shit is going on here
Reckon dadberg is autistic. He eats the same 3 meals on repeat and watches reruns of the same only fools and horses episodes nonstop.
>>201434500*isnt likedfuck
what the fuck do linguists even do
Dudes really think anyone here is going to bother reading a post longer than 100 words
>>201434545Be cunning
>>201434540what does he contribute to society
>>201434540i eat chicken and broccoli for 2 meals a day every daynothing wrong with it
>>201434540You crouched on his shoulder observing his entire day or something
>>201434476>anymorewe did to begin with?
Trans incest wank on the cards
>>201434569What do you?
>>201434540Some people here eat the same food for a week
>>201434545Try to figure it out using your brain perhaps
Nothing wrong with it, quips anon, as he presses play on 99 luftballons for the 705th time this week
>>201434570Yes but you're autistic and probably insufferable to boot
>>201434593I'm a linguist
hate how shite this country has become in only a few short years and that my parents have lived an objectively better off adulthood than i ever will
>>201434569He goes to work and then comes home to sit in his chair and watch the same tv shows on repeat until bed time
>>201434391> More than 50 refugee organisations have written to the home secretary calling for urgent protections to be put in place for asylum seekers living in hotels who may be at risk from further far-right attacks.why are britons so evil?
who here unironically watches tranny porn?
One of the police twitter accounts made a post about the stabbings and crime at the negro festival and they framed it as "mostly peaceful", except like the dozens arrests they did, and they posted a stock image of a white man being arrested along with the post. You brits are completely fucked.
>>201434606im not autistic.am a bit insufferable though. probably why ive been single for 4 months now
>>201434584yea righto
Remember when MLP was a huge thingThey even have an entire board and report type
>>201434634This lad >>201434578
>>201434634*raises hoof*
Da poo poo poo, da pee pee peeIs all I want to say to you
>>201434634I do sometimes if I'm in the mood. Not a fan of trannies shagging men or trannies being sucked off though.
>>201434634Yeah sometimesQuite nice seeing a weak trannard getting fucked by big cocks
>>201434627sounds like a "no" then. you know what you need to do
>>201434630Who funds these organisations?
>>201434661nothing but stinker after stinkerjust no respect for the posting game at all. Sad!
got a creaky arse
state of it
>>201434662>>201434674do you not feel a depressing sense of shame and disgust afterwards tho?
>>201434668To thee* try to sort out your rhymes most of the times
I suppose there's not really anything technically wrong with watching a tranny have sex with a woman, it's still technically heterosexual or at worst lesbian
>>201434668https://youtu.be/CJP8J84vzTA
>>201434657There was also /qa/
>>201434634Never watched tranny porn, never watched porn with black men in it, never watched porn with any non-white men in it, never watched porn with women using sex toys, never watched weird porn with BDSM or weird shit like that, haven't watched porn with men in it for 10+ years.
>>201434695Can you please stop thinking about me.
>>201434700Yeah what's it gonna be called, cat fight club? Heheheheh
>>201434700who is the target audience for this
>>201434391He's not wrong, it's mad tho. When someone does you wrong the person defending the wrong doer will say "they have problems" while giving fuck all about "yours"
>Several asylum seeker hotels were targeted by violent mobs, including those in Hull and Tamworth, earlier this month. A Holiday Inn Express in Rotherham was the site of a particularly violent and sustained attack, during which fires were started and parts of the building trashed.grim grim grim do better
>>201434709the willard wants what the willard wants laddy no point feeling shame over porn. as long as no one gets hurt who cares.
>>201434709No not really. Just close the tab, clean up and get back to posting on /brit/ like any other porn
>>201434734
>>201434746No clue. The book/film is about brotherhood and masculinity
>>201434709nopefully accepted i like what i likeonly time i feel shame and disgust is when i wake up hungover with no memory of the night before and have to check my internet history and messages in case i done something daft
>>201434709Porn in general is a disgusting experience
my brother spent £600,000 on a small ex council flat in Lambeth that the seller had bought for £12,000 in a right to buy scheme. britain is so fucked it's unbelievable
>>201434756>>201434758>>201434778vile cunts
can feel the first whispy tendrils of the morning poo making its presence known. i'm coming to see you soon, it whispers.
arsewanking something fierceknuckle deep with a couple of finger yeaah
>>201434700I think this is going to be a big hit and become a beloved classic for modern audiences
>>201434754In ireland, refugee centers have been mysteriously catching fire in the past year. No one knows why. There was also a mayor in a small town who said he wants to welcome migrants, and next day his house burned down in a fire. Ireland will probably start the domino effect of getting nationalist governments in power.
>>201434756written like a true nonce
>>201434812It's critical dimension what year this property was bought
>>201434819literally don't need to know mate
Country died when we got rid of ciggy vending machines in the pubs and replaced them with gay pride dildo vending machines in schools.
>>201434812couldn't care less>>201434819wooow tell me more!
>>201434857Critical to mention*Voice to text haha x
>>201434848cause the irish actually have a set of bollocks
got a date tonight with a girl that seems a right whore
>>201434657The second after I left my game crew they turned themselves into a cartoon horse themed crew. A lot of MLP avatars in the crew now, I missed a bullet. It's a normie crew so they aren't real bronies but fuck am I getting involved in that, I have Internet honour to maintain
>>201434855did you not get as far as the second sentence bruce?
You lads ever been to a gay bar?
>>201434812your brothers a disgusting cocksucker who would have raped and sacrificed his own mother to have the chance of living in LONDON to see the museums and the galleries and feel the buzz of the big city
Just got a job as a gay pride dildo vending machine repairman. You wouldn't believe what those things get stuck in! Heheheheh
any dastardly devils in
>>201434726Like a fucking nun
>>201434875>I missed a bulletDodged a bullet
>>201434899Yeah. Got my arse groped less than if I was in a normal club which was odd.Everyone was very nice when I said I wasn't gay and didn't try to flirt with me
If you feel ashamed after having a wank then you need therapy
Any devilish dastards in?
>adolf hitler was a vegan, an environmentalist, a dog-owning animal rights activist, an implicit anti-natalistwhy do people hate him?
>>201434884sorry mate, maybe the second sentence means you've evolved into a MAP instead of a noncedon't sue me
>>201434944If you don't, then YOU need therapy
>>201434944If you're on /brit/ you need therapy
haven't watched porn at all for 10 years innit
>>201434957Nice try GCHQ
Australianpithecus be like:>uuuh look at me it's almost 7 pm in my country uuuuhh howdy
>>201434857no it isn't
Brasilian poster be like >Ooo OOOO OOO AAAAH AAAAH!
Might move to Brazil.
>>201434960NoWrongSpeak to your therapist they'll tell you the same
>>201434957everyone loved him back in the day except the kike media. In britain and america, the entirely public was unanimously against war but the leaders were giga niggers operating on kike paychecks
>>201434971How's that even possibleYou've missed so muchYou got out just before things started getting really good (BLACKED started in 2014, BLACKEDRAW in 2017, etc.)
>>201434997Yet it isBe quiet
Wish the Brazilian would fuck off.
just woke up haha
good bank holiday morning x
Sir Adolf Hitler
haven't been here for 5 days so good to be back aha x (but not really)
>>201435024Now you know how we feel about you cunts
Done my pooWiped my arseWashed my hands
any of you lads enjoy the Australian Football League™?
1 Brazilian is worth 3 yanks
>>201434977this is just sad now ladwhat's wrong with your own generals
>>201435021I have a healthy mind and soul
bluds just sitting there
>>201435021>(BLACKED started in 2014, BLACKEDRAW in 2017, etc.)Mental how these are genuinely important moments in Western cultural history
William Reginald Secondbottom
>>201435074Much to ruminate on
>>201435021>(BLACKED started in 2014, BLACKEDRAW in 2017, etc.What's the difference?
>>201435060even gayer than rugby which is rather gay in the first place
>>201435021>(BLACKED started in 2014, BLACKEDRAW in 2017, etc.)What's the difference between the two?
>>201435049forgot to flush the toilet mate, now the whole gaff reeks
illegally downloading adobe products and flicking my bean
>>201435074>>201435088He's just like me fr
>>201435104>>201435093Go have a look, takes 2 minutes to find out
Scranning a big white cock for breakfast. That'll keep me full until supper.
>>201435093blacked was psyop, blackedraw was the result of its resounding success
Why are british women fatter and plumper than american white women? I've been making an observation
>>201435136Prefer not to
>>201435161They're not
>>201435161thats how we like themjust like you prefer yours gang-raped and murdered
Just been diagnosed with Ebola monkeypox Covid-19 and hiv
always wanted to shag a black lass but whenever ive spent time around one i have 0 sexual attraction, just like the idea of it i reckon
Bollocks bruised and battered
check your brains holy shitthere are bbc or bwc living right in there rent free
>>201435161Why are Indian women so much hotter than Australian ones?
Idris Ebola
>>201434391Charlie is based and completely right albeit I don't think he tells about real life problems but about business problems
>>201435202I miss the bollock destruction gimmick
>>201435195healthiest homosexual
What ever happened to Ebola?
>>201435197sexted a black british girl yesterdaytrying to get her shagged but her african dad won't let her out
>>201435226Dunno, think he's too old to be Bond now probably
If I had to describe 4chan in one word it would be "spiteful"
What's one thing you could do today that would make your life noticeably better in the medium-to-long term?
It makes no sense that we allowed Canada, Australia, and New Zealand to think of themselves as separate to usWe need a supranational union like the EU
>>201435282for me it would be 'poo'
In the uk you go to jail for not roleplaying with tranny and his delusions, but russia is somehow way more authoritarian
>>201435304buy bitcoin
>>201435309No that's only allowed when liberal poofs do it
>>201435282Oh yea?People always aske to describe things in more than one word because they love me.
>>201435074
Okay please excuse me for a minute, but I’m quite proud of myself for this. It’s the first time I’ve done a food shop for myself (even if only partial) as my parents are away for a bit. If you’re wondering where the veg is, I already have some in the freezer and fridge
>>201435335poooopooppoopeepeepoopooopp
Downloading a poo-tracking app to go with my new set of scales
>>201435349learn to take a hint and fuck off
>>201435360absolute slop
>>201435360Well done pal :)
jew tunnels got memoryholed HARD
>>201435074Animals appreciate natural beauty, more than some people even. It's very sad that Christians have decided that animals don't have souls, when dogs (not including man-made monsters like American bully xl's) consistently demonstrate very soulful behaviour
>>201435390I wonder if anyone ever looks at me and says "that bloke has a soul"Probably never
>>201435387I reckon it just fell out of the news cycle.
Why is brown groyper movement so much bigger than genuine white nationalists
didnt know they did baked prawn cocktail crisps
>>201435240ever sext her up the arse?
Ageing is so mentalSame woman
190 on a mad one
>>201435447ageing is a crippling degenerative disease, it should be illegal
>>201435360Date on the blueberries is a bit short but other than that good job lad proud of you x
thinking about lunch. i reckon im going to make a chicken, bacon, and pesto-mayo baguette. with some cheese & onion crispoids on the side.
>>201435360>tesco finestalri literal billionaire
>>201435360why are you proud of that? do you have a learning disability or something?
>>201435495sausage sarnoid for me
>>201435495going to have a couple of fried eggbergs on buttery toast me
>>201435519*knocks your kippah off with a rolled up newspaper* shoo diego, shoo!
Big fat mug of tea on the desk in front of meIt's lush and I MEAN lush
copella aka diegos fav drink
>>201435360chickeneggs riceeverything else is slop
Current plans for today:>wanktoil>margarined toasts>[add more]
>>201435546trhis is a coffe general
>>201435472Would you rather be immortal?
>>201435546
>>201435495pack of crisps on a slice of bread for me
>>201435567FOY
drinking coffee, watching my cat attack a toy mouse, utilising a bong, Kojak is on tv, about to go to the Tesco superstore to get breakfast ingredients
>>201435524sounds noice. cumberlands? >>201435526lovely. may i suggest a few dashings of your favourite hot sauce atop the eggoids? it works very nicely>>201435564no butter in brazil?
>>201435559Rice is gookslopUnless your ancestors have been eating it as the main food source for thousands of years, you can't digest it properlyBread, oats and barley, that's proper food for Brits
fucjing hell cornwall is pengwhy doesnt everyone live in cornwall
>>201435612Not in my house.
>>201435360is this bait
>>201435637no shops in brazil?
coffee? literal dirt bean anxiety causing sludge watertea? classy soft and fine flavours for the refined person (with added l-theanine for additional calming effects)
buy snus online
Negro outside my window speaking his gibberish language. It seems we’ve turned into Africa
got everybody hates chris on
>>201435663If coffee gives you anxiety you need therapy
>>201435663poofter
>>201435688It is a common effectAlso therapy is a total scam
>>201435679What's the line Greg says when Cris is talking with some girl (in english)?Is it>dude, she's so into you?
>>201435615bread is wasted carbs
>>201435360wheres the food
Used to drink litres of tea from sports direct mugs but now I can only stomach cappuccinosPeople change
>>201435688some people don't have enough of the enzyme in their liver to process caffeine so it builds up causing a much stronger and longer effect
are the chuds still rioting over there
Might start doing calisthenics, 5x5 strong lifts, deadhangs, running, kettlebell swings, rucking, swimming, sprinting, and jiu jitsu
just how developmentally disabled must one be if you think going to the fucking shops is an achievement. some truly freakish speciments here
>>201435615No, this statement is not true. While it is true that certain populations may have genetic adaptations that allow them to digest certain foods more efficiently, most people can digest a wide variety of foods, including rice, regardless of their ancestral background. Rice is a globally consumed staple food and is easily digested by the majority of the human population.
>>201435755yeh ok mate we heard you the first time
>>201435755it's a reddit post you fool
>>201435717No it isn't.
Might make a spreadsheet to workout which country is best to emigrate to
mad how kino CoD4 to Black Ops 2 was
Any other toilers still in bed on this big bank holiday monday
>>201435766Copypaste from reddit is it
How was the UK able to sentence the rioters so quickly? Prosecutors were able to build a case, select a jury and present a case to said jury in a matter of hours?
>>201435811no its clearly chatgpt3first day here and trying to fit in?reddit hasn't been a bogeyman here for years, runt
>>201435717so is rice
>>201435795alri grandad
>>201435766>While it is true that certain populations may have genetic adaptations that allow them to digest certain foods more efficiently,Thank you for agreeing with me.
>>201435809Every 2 fucking week you guys get those "bank holidays"?
>>201435837You are conflating efficiently and properly, which tells me you're stupid
>>201435809just woke upplanning on going back to bed for a nap after lunch
>>201435826What's got you seething today, D?
Hello guys, it's me! Reddit!
>>201435851Yes I am saying that if you can't digest a food efficiently, then that means you cannot digest a food properly. You should only eat food that your body can process efficiently. This is not an unreasonable standard.
fella from work wanted me to go to carnival with himcouldnt pay me to go anywhere near that shite
>>201435820our judiciary system just felt like flexing a bit fr
>>201434475Or boomers should have planned for this instead of living off dole
>>201435820whitey must be dealt with NOWyou're assuming this shithole has any semblance of a country with a rule of law
>>201435879multiple people get stabbed at this event every year without fail why is it allowed to continue?
Please excuse me for a moment, but I'm quite proud of myself for this. It's the first time I've done a food shop on my own, even if it's only partial, since my parents are away. In case you're wondering where the veggies are, I already have some in the freezer and fridge.
>>201435916Diversity is our strength
>>201435879need a british policewoman to beat the shit out of me so bad bros
>>201435820They mostly just spooked them into pleading guilty, no doubt with extrajudicial threats
>>201435879leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>201435820it’s literal madness they kept the courts open through the night to prosecute far right terrorists at a lightning rate, and the public clapped like seals wish i was joking
Have any of you lads ever wanked to a Pokemon?
Medish Sweatballs
>>201435916leftypol holds ethnic minorities to different standards (which is racism)
>>201435820videos of the crimes being committed in broad daylight with uncovered faces
>>201435962Does that miltank video count?
It is OK to wish death on cucks and faggots because they aren't people.
>>201435962geodude sex arse
>>201435962why on earth would i do that
>>201435998posting your suicidal thoughts again?
Gonna also shave my pubic 'air and face, take a shower, do some push ups
buying more clobber off vinted
>>201436048Of course you are
>>201435766Did you just go to chatgpt for this?
>>201436042did this yesterday minus the push ups
No jobs :/
Also need to solve some problem of my bank account. Maybe also gonna start smoking weed again.
>>201436076You shaved his pubic hair?
chinese people seem really arrogant to merefusing to mix with anyone despite the fact they're clearly westernised and not that different to anyone else living in the west. seems like an active decision that mixing with locals is beneath them
chinese sex arse
>>201436096Upset at having few ppportunities to snap up a chinky wife, diego?
mum keeps asking why i haven’t met a nice girl “down the pub” bearing in mind she and my dad met in 1986yeah wonder how the dating scene and etiquette could have changed in 36 years
>>201436128Haven't seen a woman under the age of 40 in a pub in over a decade
>>201436128mumberg just assumes i’m bent at this point will say things like ‘it’s okay to be gay now’ whenever a mincer comes on tv assuming i’ll come out
>>201436115it would falll apart after the first use
>>201436163kek mine does this too always asks if i have a gf or bf yet i am bent though tbf
Chang's wife dismayed at his wife's purchase of a 5-inch BWC dildo
>>201436096im quite friendly with the chinese people at toili think most of them are just shy to speak english but once you get to know them theyre friendly
>>201436096they're soulless no light behind those eyes
>>201436163>boomers blissfully unaware of how skewed modern dating is and they would rather believe their son is gaymany such cases
>>201436158london pubs are full of them mateare you blind
>>201436223>londonwould rather be dead desu
>>201436223>going to london
>>201436223don’t live in london do iand i’d imagine the london dating scene is even more brutal because the women have far more options and are far more full of themselves, on account of living the fancy life in le big city, despite being in debt and living in a flat share
dunno how i'm supposed to meet women when i'm a mentally ill neet with no friends, let alone interest one
Every now and then I'll do a fart and get a whiff and think "that ones smells quite nice actually".
>>201436267Don't knoiw
Mental how firstie people share bedrooms with random people.
>>201436267Go to raves
must be a point that you get so old your parents have given up on you being heterosexual, would have assumed you’d come out by now if gay, so think you’re really a nonce
>be dadberg>grow up in cramped council house with 4 siblings>his dad works in a steelworks and his mum part time in a shop>still can afford the basics>piss about at school enjoying the 80s music and culture, having a laugh>leave at 16>walk into a job literally a week later >no uni, no college>find girlfriend easy, be able to buy yourself a car >within a few years saved up thousands, can move out, rent is cheap >married and on property ladder by 25>first kid at 27cunts literally got it handed to them on a silver platter
>>201436300https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARZ20ngF9E
>>201436340Parents just think I have special needs. I do but the autism kind not the shit myself and burn myself making toast kind.
>>201436267Deal drugs or join a mosque.
>>201436359ungrateful little shite you are
>>201436359Bit weird how you're jealous of your dad for shagging your mum
>>201436424piss off, that lifestyle was my birth right
>>201435833
>>201436359there's still time to buy bitcoin
>>201436456wrong bracketszoomers start from 1997
With 27 yo my dad, that never went to school, already moved to São Paulo, went to massive concerts from international bands, had my sister, build our house and bought a motorbike.With 27 yo the only thing I have is 27 years old.
>>201436456I never got the "boomers drink monmster" meme, I only ever see broccoli heads drinking it
Look them in the eye. Firm handshake. Gift of the gab. Any job within seconds.
>>201436491really yeah? is that right mate? never got it did you?
Apparently the Jay Slater funeral rave happened recently. Thoughts?https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymirror/video/7403398948779609376?lang=enhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C-nxERJI-hP/
You know what your parents didn't have at their disposal? open homosexuality. Use it as a weapon. Get twinky. Suck whatever penis you need to advance your career. It's that simple
>>201436541A clue gained
>>201436541Alri Griffith
to doidão de pedra, mané
You know what your parents didn't have at their disposal? a crippling porn addiction
You know what your parents didn't have at their disposal? open homosexuality. Use it as a weapon. Get pozzed. Bum and monkeypoz whoever you need to advance your career. It's that simple
>>201436589ah yes because porn was inventred in the last 10 yearsmug
Find yourself a girl and settle down
no one called it gay back then, it was just something men did in dark alleyways
>>201436639>>201436639noo
>>201436606you think they could stream in their goon caves for 8 hours straight?
>>201436607Gonna let the girl I like have 10 more promiscuous years before saying her how much I like her.
wonder how many lads have sucked off alan sugar's shrivelled midgey cock to get promoted
>>201436688*raises sticky paw*
bump
I know you don't here anymoooooooorre
>>201435962Yeah
>>201438646Which one?
>>201439058A lot but, gardevoir the most. Pixiv is full hot poke pics, when I goon my my degeneracy comes to the fore
>>201439209grim
>>201439724>>201439724>>201439724
>>201434391nigga look like a cartoon rendition of a brain
Rorke running from the zesty mandem
>>201434466>yeah that’s mint I’ll send that
RIP sven gore and ericson