2p machine edition
3 day weekends should be permanent
>>201439724Christ those are really shit prizes
prefer this one desu
>>201439804Why? They're bad for the economy, if anything weekends are too long as it is
>>201439804for me it's 7 day weekends
having a bank holiday poo
Rorke just got a new pair of timbs JEEZE!
On a 365 day weekend. Starting to get to me
What have you done today for the betterment of Great Britain?
>>201439744real new
>>201439941fuck off retard
>noooo use my incel thread, 4chan is my entire life!!!!
>5 days of summer remain
>>201439931Rotted away using my savings instead of claiming benefits
You lot crack me up
going for a bank holiday incel walk soon
/deutsch/ is laughing at us because of Sven Goran-Eriksson
>far right "riots": no one stabbed>Notting Hill Carnival: Multiple stabbings every yearHmm
>>201440012why?he's not even british
get the crumpets buttered
good golly
>>201440052get the jam added
>>201440012Bet /fr/ is joining in too. Sad little wankers
>>201440061why does she look romanian?
>>201440012No they aren't. Why are you lying?
I assume sir kid stabbed will be releasing more prisoners to immediately lock up all those involved with the annual show of violence at the Notting Hill carnival? No?
what should i buy mumberg for her birthday
>>201440013Literally millions of people attend the carnival mate lol
The sad thing is, when Keir Starmer fails, people are going to claim it was left wing politics failing.When it's just right wing politics failing again.
>>201440089half jeet
>>201440013leftypol just accepts attempted murder is normal there.that isnt racism though apparently
might get one of those things that trannies wear to make your penis look flat
how come guilds don't exist any moreI want to be a member of a guild
Hello, I am Osman Gulum
>>201440181someone of your sort wouldnt be in a guild
>>201440177a knife?
any working on a bank holiday man in
>>201440013did you forget that rorke tried to burn a hotel down?
britain ROARS out for a cheadle-london railway
ADONBILIVIT
RIP svenhe were just a lad
>>201440230fuck off wagie
going to steam the bathroom and kitchen floor
>>201440265A vicious race aren't they?
leftypol ironing his palestine flagrorke ironing his next jeans
>>201440314they should be allowed in civilised society
Lads sperg here, it it OK to tell someone you're praying for their injury to heal quickly or should I just say hope with hands emoji?
Sick of it
LOVE her
>Have a shave to look clean and presentable>Big red spot grows on my chinAbsolutely sick of it.
>>201440351why not botheveryone loves an emoji
Paki shop bong display
fuck me that sandwich i made was 10/10
>>201440377beards are in these daysyou can use it to cover up weak chins and jawlines too
steaming on the hob
steaming on the kitchen floor
What sort of lifestyle can you expect making £50k in London
>>201440546breadline lifestyle
granulating a poo
Hey guys, what's up?https://youtu.be/Zo8weKi9R2s?si=VsAlemuRXW0P7Koi
>>201440604zero people will click on this youtube link
who is at carnie
might start preparing my apple crumble soon
Dadberg is so out of touch - asking why I don't have a private cleaner thrown in with my rent. He isn't even remotely aware of what his generation inherited and then promptly destroyed when they were done with it.
spending my incel monday morning looking for the best raw denim jackets and valuing redditors for sharing their opinions
The government of Iran is ridiculously evil and untrustworthy, and their involvement in the Ukraine war shows that we should bomb them to death
Bank holibobs, so annoying with no mailMy copy of dogs arses was due today got nowt to wank off toHad to throw out my last issue when my probation worker visited
>Kim Jong Un grins at 'successful testing of suicide drones'nice smile on this fella
>>201440751for me it's women with insects
>>201440774He has the same body as me
is swimming a good idea for a first date?
Got the Picard ‘oissants in the oven x
>>201440774why've they dressed him up like a milkman from the 70's?
>>201440825you planning on dating a dolphin?
need a warning on the telly for when mongs are gonna show upfucking palsy slag on loose women put me of my lunch.can I reasonably raise this concern with ofcom
>>201440729Thanks for your insights, Sargeant Major Incel
Rorke's clapper
>>201440869you talking about rosie jones?she's a hideous freak, I agree
sven-göran eriksson sex arse
wonder if Bono has found what he's looking for yet
Chemically speaking, shampoo and shower gel are basically the same thing
had a really weird dream about playing the sims and then becoming one of them in the game
>>201440975wow no one cares
>>201440962you can't prove that
>>201440975literal npc
>>201440913yhcan't even understand her and im sure as fuck they can't either
be nice if we could go one week without some ethnic stabbing people
I'm not human
>lump appeared on my cockIt's over isn't it.It's like an acne spot
>>201441042the definition of a diversity hirewouldn't be surprised if they have people like her flying planes soon enough
scranning these. very nice x
I had my fun at secondary school and uni. Watching my mates go out clubbing every weekend, solo trips abroad, dating apps and all the rest of it at this big age. I don't envy them in the slightest.
>>201441079did you shag any prozzies bareback this weekend?
>>201441136I've never had sex
>jfc the lowest it goes is still over 20% for the whole countryoh that's not good
going to watch a film but i'm not sure what
>>201441125Did fuck all in secondary school aside from play runescape and WoW
>>201441151Another dogshit 190 post
Morning team. Not feeling too bad today. Just eaten some melon and might have a second coffee.
>>201441150then I'm afraid you're in the wrong threadyou're looking for /britfeel/
>>201441079I've got one of these that flares up when my knobs hot and sweaty
>>201441203sounds good!enjoy your bank holiday!
young titchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLUNqnDfkAY
>>201441210190 is the king of /brit/ and he's a virgin>>201441079Dead in two weeks
get the willies wanked
So who's the hot new industry plant everyone's raving about at the moment?
>>201441256190 has been dead for two yearsit's time to let go
>>201441299How'd he die?
>>201441282your mum in blacked
>>201441309killed himself when aisha rejected him in front of the whole of /brit/
saw a lad in subway with a little go pro set up and 3 footlongs in front of himwonder if he did his eating challenge
>>201441151clearly just Poortherners bringing the rest of the country down
We here at /brit/ say RIP to Sven-Goran Eriksson
bullying worked for the last 5 years so why not keep trying and push some more other people away
Can't find my fucking antidepressants
>>201441282No idea but here's Elle Fanning
>>201441386they're probably in the last place you'd think to ever look
>>201441391We're all thinking it.
*enters thread wearing double denim*
>>201441324This never happened
>>201441431it didhe hasn't posted for 2 years and he left straight after it happened
>>201441405Built for a Indian microcock?
>>201441449im sure you'll be able to post proof
>>201441418stylish look lad
>>201441471don't need proof to back up my own headcanon
>>201441482mental illness award
Seiko Sport 5 on my wrist
>>201441493listing our awards now are we
The mods made their first communication in years>>>/lit/23736438
gf is doing a gay porn dance
>>201441536quite esoteric when you think about it
*presents hairy, pooey, m'pox-positive arsehole*chop chop, it's not gonna tongue itself
spainpaki just got out in a spliff :/
thought I needed a poo but it turned out to just be a massive fart
pcunts
>diego sitting at his landlord desk oscillating back and forth to "booboo touch me, booboo touch me"
shitting nora
Might move to China.
how many sugars do you have in your tea?
Every now and then I feel some sensation of some kind, reminds me a bit what it was like to be normalThese days I feel nothing but crushing negative emotion every waking minute
>>201441203shut the fuck up groomer nonce kids cross the road when they see you
___ sex arsewhat word or words do you think fits best in the blank?
>>201441763black
>Russia launches ‘one of the largest’ aerial attacks on cities and power grids across Ukraine, Zelensky says
airplane mode
>>201441733none, just milk
I am.....hated for loving
>>201441819you're some kind of sick twisted freak you are
ikea surprisingly empty for a bank hol monday
yummers
I wonder how white girls & white women born after the 90s feel about how media has constantly been pushing imagery of them with black men for their entire lives now.Like we always here how white men and cucks feel about it but i'm curious if white women notice the constant and aggressive interracial bbc propaganda being pushed on them and what they think about it?
corrrrr no wonder he started bombing serbia for her
>>201441854all out shagging
>>201441910thats edited you mong
Hey upper-class posh Etonians, pass the power!
>>201441841tea dont need sugarit does fine by itself
>>201441932prove it
>>201441960it's just so bland and tasteless without sugarmay as well drink water
Between the devil and the deep blue seaSomething got a hold of me
>>201441892wonder about that a lot do you?
why is EVERYONE in mad men having sexthis is DISGUSTING
Sian I think black women are beautiful and that's my opinion as a straight woman.
Might not even get out of bedDon't see the point
>>201442020when you choose the life of a shagger you cannot simple just choose when and where you shagit's just simply a life of constant shagging
I would say im spiritually chinese and jewish
diego: existsno one:not even mousenonce:non conscious cucknadian: seeeeeeeeeeeeetheeeeeeee
on the voddy camparislavely stuff
Goalkeepers these days all seem to be agile West Africans or passionate Latin Americans.Gone are the days of the Teutonic colluses we once seen. Your Neuers, Van der Saars, Kahns, Ter Stegens, Schmeichels, Lehmanns.
when i go to the club i wanna hear those club classics
>>201442118Hardly any white lads in footy these days
was going to go for a run but now I've got the hard drives out for a filthy bank holiday wanking session
don't give a bleeding TOSS
190 won
If you need me I'll be wanking in the gooncave
>>201442188put it in the oven at 200 degrees celsius for 45 minutes to an hour
um you missed one >>201442154
why are there 2 threads
they're not sending their best
was watching some freak in the pub, sticking his tongue out before drinking his pintfuckign disgustingget out of here with that business sunshine
>>201442118colluse?
Britons who want to move to Australia are the dumbest cattle around and should be turned into past
>>201442272didnt asked
>>201442237Never met a good Canadian
>>201442045ktim was on the beers from 2pm to the wee hours & now I feel terrible
>>201442238mentally retarded people shouldn't be consuming alcohol
>>201442272Why
>>201442238he was imagining it was a pooey arsehole
>>201442272yes it's really dumb to move to bizarro sunny britain where everyone is richer in't itthe smart move is to stay here and ride the decline
mena girl sex arse
>>201442364show
If Indian doctors come to the UK and ukish doctors go to Australia where do Australian doctors go?
>>201442272I remember my Dad telling me about how he regret not moving to Australia when he had the chance, around the time that I was born. He was a carpenter and a lot of people were moving at the time. Growing up, I always wished I was Australian for a number of reasons and I was always jealous of how Australians just played cricket all day and were treated like kings for it, or how they would surf every waking hour, or how they could just walk along the beach every day since everyone lived near to one, or how they would eat BBQ meals daily. If I was Australian, I would have grown up to be extremely socially dominant, like all Australians, and well developed from sufficient sunlight exposure and lots of SEX. Of course, this would be no coincidence, and would be thanks to my long, golden, sun-bleached hair. As I grow older I realise that maybe it is not so bad that it never happened after all.
>>201442401China
>>201442401To hell I hope.
Going to have a pizza for lunch
Alright lads you've had your fun. Pack it in
haddock skin looks glitched out
>>201441103Used to absolutely love these
ok i will eat a pizza, my second + last pizza of the day
https://m.soundcloud.com/alpha-corin/on-the-hills
>>201442511Good day mousefriend
>>201442511Morning mousey, how are you today? What flavour pizza do you like?
>>201442511cute ^.^ what toppings?
>>201442266>le sun>le permanent holiday>horrible retrograde culture>tacky consumerism
>>201442560>>201442567tuna and pineapple
>>201442567rum and coke
And then one day for no reason at all, people supported Voldemort.
>>201442582bit grim mate but each to their own, ever have anything like this anymore?
>>201442419Imagine if hed gone to south africa instead
>>201440230It's triple time m8, I'm at work right now
>>201442582Nice, I love tuna on pizza. Hope you have a good day today mousey!
>>201442623what do you call this dish?
>>201442649
hi toby
got the Porn Force on
>>201442511CUTE!!! reggie :)
made a reet proper mess of tha
might make my own meme coin
state of those mongs posting in the other thread not realising half the posts are copied from the real /brit/s
my friend just lets himself get really badly sunburnt at the start of every summer whereas i have eschewed sunlight since i left school being a stereotypically nocturnal half-jew and at 28 he looks 35 whereas i look 18
>>201442715looks proper delish x
>>201442744ever shag him up the arse?
>>201442715what in gods name is that meant to be
I wasnt alive when Shrek came out.
>>201442715Looks like something Elton John farted out
>>201442781egg
>>201442786Studied Shrek at GCSE me
>>201442744ever wank to porn together and pretend you're horny from the porn but really you're both horny wanking off with another bloke?
>>201442744twinkmaxxing freak
>spending the sunny bank holiday in my smeggy bedroom as non of my mates want to go to the pubState of me
>>201442837beed to he pub on friday saturday ans sunday so its just voddy at home for me x
>>201442837they're all busy shagging
>bank holiday means no work!No idea why useless dole munchers think thisMust be from school
browsing justeat for places that are open so I can order directly off their website for less money
>>201442903hahacute!
>>201442837lol this is me wanted to go to carnival but everyone is "too scared" and really just too hungover tor go so im alone in mjy stinky bedroom
>>201442933>stares vacantly at the book's pagessays it all really
The fourth shrek movie came out 14 years ago.
>>201442933No one goes to libraries except OAPs and nonces
>hurr durr there's more crime at glastonbury!A bunch of people taking drugs in a field is not the same as people stabbing each other on the streets of the capital no matter how much this upsets you
got heavy breathing from the voddy and the vapes and the cigs and the [REDACTED]might die soon haha
quit booze for a week and I feel so much better
>>201443042>put all sorts of poison in your body>diemany such cases
yeeees, i've been broken hearted,ooooh, since the day we sharted (top kek)
>>201443054A clue gained.
>>201443054Imagine being such an alky you see not drinking for one week as quittingState of you
Might move to Singapore.
Job recruiters are absolutely useless aren't they?Whenever I've applied for jobs via recruiters, 95% of the time it never gets beyond the first phone call.Whereas when I apply directly, I tend to get interviews much more often.
>>201443134you get arrested for chewing gum there
told my mate i've been rewatching harry hills tv burp on youtube and he said "aren't they all about well old shows now"twattish oafish friends i have
>>201443197Good.
I picked up two girls in thailand who told me that a threesome would be like winning the lottothey were right, between us we had six matching balls
>>201443179FUCK I want to nibble on her ears
fucking hate people that have different opinions to me.
>>201443231wahey
HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME
>>201443138the recruitment industry is a prime example of why the UK economy hasn't properly grown for two decadesspamming people on linkedin to fill a job is not a job itself and does not add anything to the value chain of the economy
>>201442903Ever read ring of bright water?
doing good at your job is white supremacy btw
>>201443179AmerimuttDios mio
>>201443316rorke
>>201443316stupid little creathoid
alri
>>201443316me and toby snuggled up in bed posting in /brit/
>>201443231yodelling
are we just gon post here all day
what do you call a crazy duckquackers
>>201443418honking
>>201443418
That time 190 pretended he can easily drink 12 pints
lads i cant breathewhat happening
Right thenI've some Ikea furniture to buildsmell ya later incels x
dogberg won't stop shagging the sofa
>>201443487call the hambulance
*starts humming the doctor who theme*
need latina gf
succulent aldi pizza on the plate
Starmer's Britain is the most deadly time period in Britain since the 2nd World War.
>>201443557horrific tattoos
>>201443579it's LITERALLY the soviet union 2.0
WowGirlsUltrafilmsXConfessionsCzech CastingIFeelMyselfFTVgirlsErstiesBitches AbroadATK HairyZishyHegreAbbyWintersNetVideoGirlsPorn Force
>>201443640All of these are actually so bad.
>>201443640I wish Anjelica/Krystal Boyd did a good amount of proper prime european studio stuff, like that one scene she did Rocco Siffredi90% of her porn is the wowgirls-tier stuff which is very nice don't get me wrong but I want to see her wearing some really slutty getups, too many scenes are the sameThe other 10% of her stuff was just really low quality shite shot in Russia
>>201443640prefer girlsway myself
Doing a think.
powerful.....
skin has gone all mottled redthroat is tightthis is the end i reckon for me
>>201443685seen the one scene she sucks a bbc for about 30 seconds in a club orgy?
>>201443741
>>201443741just take a couple of paracetamol and have a sleep for a few hoursyou'll be fine
>>201443356which gimmick was that troon from
>>201443831can't remember his name but he was some tranny with an onlyfans that heathermong used to spamprobably offed himself by now
>>201443871ahh yes that was it
new>>201442365>>201442365>>201442365
>>201443920too earlyshan't be posting in that thread
>>201443920piss off earlymong
real none early new>>201443944>>201443944>>201443944
>>201443970thanks I will be posting in here as it is the non early new
