five minutes is up
Noooooo women shouln't make Tiktoks which I purposefully seek out and spam on 4chan!!!
>>201439744women shouldnt make tiktoks
>>201439791women should work instead of making juvenile tiktoks
I desire gay pornography
>>201439838thisvid
What have you done today for the betterment of Great Britain?
Rorke just got a new pair of timbs JEEZE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyltDn3w4bE
>>201439744>All of them wear interesting outfits, seem to have a clue, even if it looks bad, it's still probably affordable since they're spending so much on drinks every week in the clubWhere do you buy your clothes as a man?
pick one thread you fucking mongs
>5 days of summer remain
*swims through the aid into /brit/*
>>201439935Who you talking to? You'll get your wee arse skelped any more of it
>>201439937no feet no care
>>201439937>gingers: mmmmm... yeeees what a deliciouuuus dayyy... yees...
having a look
>>201439921marks and spencers, sports direct, tesco, and sainsburys.
>>201439967getting involved
>>201439937seen her bumhole
>far right "riots": no one stabbed>Notting Hill Carnival: Multiple stabbings every yearHmm
itty bitty clitty and a knob
>>201439986link?
get the crumpets buttered
>>201440019get the jam added
>>201439937no, summer ended a week ago. seasons have no fixed date and its already over
>>201440005the internet has taken your life from you
>>201439744Lmao what's wrong with that girl's face in the second picture?
>>201439999Literally millions of people attend the carnival mate lol
I assume sir kid stabbed will be releasing more prisoners to immediately lock up all those involved with the annual show of violence at the Notting Hill carnival? No?
what should i buy mumberg for her birthday
>>201440040>jam on crumpets mate
>>201439999rorke spiritually stabs every BAME citizen in britain when he throws these riots
>>201440047true
>>201440057oriental
The sad thing is, when Keir Starmer fails, people are going to claim it was left wing politics failing. When it's just right wing politics failing again.
>>201440075vibrating dildo
bameing a poo
>>201439999leftypol just accepts attempted murder is normal there. that isnt racism though apparently
how come guilds don't exist any moreI want to be a member of a guild
Hello, I am Osman Gulum
>>201440102explain
>>201440079and what would you put on them, marmite?
>>201440149prefer not to say
i'm half joe goldberg half elliot alderson
>>201440168then write it down
>>201440075candles and fancy soap also a vibrating dildo
ADONBILIVIT
any working on a bank holiday man in
>>201440146alri ozzie
leftypol wiping his tears away with his che guevara graphic tee
britain ROARS out for a cheadle-london railway
>>201440180alri Joelliot Goldberson
>>201440200fuck off wagie
>>201440200i'm working at becoming a better person
>>201440214I unironically used to have one of those in my teens
>>201440221alri
going to steam the bathroom and kitchen floor
>>201440231work at making better posts
>>201440214me doing the same with my poo barmer graphic tee
Sick of it
leftypol ironing his palestine flagrorke ironing his next jeans
i cant believe i ate the whole thing
Lads sperg here, it it OK to tell someone you're praying for their injury to heal quickly or should I just say hope with hands emoji?
any PoC in?
>>201440106I unironically used to have one of those in my teens
>>201440253going to get steaming in the bathroom and black out and piss myself on the kitchen floor
>>201440236i had a print i got from the range
>>201440270prefer not to say
>>201440270why not botheveryone loves an emoji
>>201440236Spastic
>>201440200Yeah but its wfh so its basically a day off innit
steaming on the kitchen floor
Paki shop bong display
fuck me that sandwich i made was 10/10
steaming on the hob
>>201440187got her that for mother's day sans the dildo any other suggestions
>>201440320>>201440334>>201440341didn't ask
>>201440341What was in it?
>>201440341tell us what it had on it lad
>>201440275for what purpose
>>201440356a nice cushion
>>201440371Butter and wafer thin ham from asda
>>201440361and yet you were told. curious>>201440367>>201440371chicken, bacon, and pesto-mayo. inside a baton.
any poo man in
>>20144037112 inch bbc
>>201440371poo and sun dried tomatoes
>>201440412*shows you my pooey hairy arsehole*...yh
Men aren't supposed to have needs and feelings in a relationship
>>201440374i used it for massaging my prostate
What sort of lifestyle can you expect making £50k in London
>>201440471>gif fuck off
>>201440412how much for sucky fucky long time
>>201440412>>201440472>>201440057>>201440471190 in the house toniiiiight everyone gonna have a shit time!
>>201440485breadline lifestyle
>>201440371salmon paste
>>201440367>>201440371In it or on it, you lot must decide.
>>201440270talking about religion makes people uncomfortable
>>201439821I don't know if you're retarded but they are marketing their company and products with the toks
>>201440320kek this was me Friday night
>>201440471It's fucked being a feminine temperament(anxious agreeable freak) male, all the mental fuckedness and none of the support/simping
granulating a poo
Hey guys, what's up?https://youtu.be/Zo8weKi9R2s?si=VsAlemuRXW0P7Koi
killing myself
>>201440549zero people will click on this youtube link
>>201440523Just said pray it heals quick with praying hands emoji. They know I'm religious
>>201440081BANE?
if you copy this post you are gay
>>201440485You'd be considered lucky giving blowjobs to dogs for packets of quavers
who is at carnie
>>201440593>praying hands emojiIt's a high five mate
jump off a bridge please heatherfreak
30 min sleep toil is looking irresistible.
Why did the Australian’s post get so many more replies?
might start preparing my apple crumble soon
Dadberg is so out of touch - asking why I don't have a private cleaner thrown in with my rent. He isn't even remotely aware of what his generation inherited and then promptly destroyed when they were done with it.
>>201440646spainfreak already tried using an AUS flag and didnt get any more replies
>>201440501Trying too hard spainpaki
spending my incel monday morning looking for the best raw denim jackets and valuing redditors for sharing their opinions
>>201440646no idea but i didn't read any of them
The government of Iran is ridiculously evil and untrustworthy, and their involvement in the Ukraine war shows that we should bomb them to death
Bank holibobs, so annoying with no mailMy copy of dogs arses was due today got nowt to wank off toHad to throw out my last issue when my probation worker visited
>Kim Jong Un grins at 'successful testing of suicide drones'nice smile on this fella
is swimming a good idea for a first date?
Got the Picard ‘oissants in the oven x
>>201440371butter, Vegemite and cheese
>>201440695yh always striked me as a someone who just wants to keep his country free from foreign influence
>>201440694for me it's women with insects
>>201440695He has the same body as me
>>201440712you planning on dating a dolphin?
>>201440712Yeah because she'll be nice to youBecause of the implication
>>201440692Thanks for your insights, Sargeant Major Incel
hate being poorhow do i make money with no effort
"suicide drone" is an odd term We don't call guided missiles "suicide rockets"
what if no one will ever love me. what if it simply doesn’t happen for me.
le epic sitcom reference
>>201440672good for you mate, good for you
Rorke's clapper
sven-göran eriksson sex arse
>>201440794become gay
>>201440794I'm afraid that all the methods of making money with no effort require you to have a large sum of money in the first place This is the difference between middle class and upper class
new>>201428301>>201428301>>201428301
wonder if Bono has found what he's looking for yet
had a really weird dream about playing the sims and then becoming one of them in the game
be nice if we could go one week without some ethnic stabbing people
>>201440856wow no one cares
>>201440856literal npc
never knew having your shitbox licked would feel so mint lads
Life simulator about attracting men, call it The Simps
Do you think this thread will be fun again once he kills himself or has he ruined it for good?
then in the dream i went home and saw my bed
I'm not human
>>201440911
>>201440824nah it's all about hard work or something
>>201440911now imagine a hard thick cock up thereit's that but 100 times the pleasure
>>201440948were you in the bed in your dream?
>>201440947> >>201440953+ >>201440958
>>201440969yeah dont know bout that mate
shitbox licked by a manshitbox licked by a womanshitbox licked by a dog
scranning these. very nice x
Is the UK safe because criminals were sent to Australia?
Seems everything is running smoothly, what with jannys antics in the early hours of the morning
>>201441018Afraid it has somehow turned out to be the opposite mate
wonking
>>201440947His tedious incel posts are easy to identify so just bully him and tell him to kill himself until he does it
going to watch a film but i'm not sure what
I had my fun at secondary school and uni. Watching my mates go out clubbing every weekend, solo trips abroad, dating apps and all the rest of it at this big age. I don't envy them in the slightest.
john lydon is a legend
>>201441018we've import our criminals now
Seiko Sport 5 on my wrist
>jfc the lowest it goes is still over 20% for the whole countryoh that's not good
>>201441058I’ve been trying but it’s only made him worse desuMaybe my pasta about him is right though
get the willies wanked
>>201441085Did fuck all in secondary school aside from play runescape and WoW
>>201441098men'ul how you'll encounter an obese person every 5 minutes walking the streets of ol britannia meanwhile i havent seen a single fatty in all of the 5 months ive been here
young titchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLUNqnDfkAY
>>201441058which one are you on about? sn, mn, hm, or is there some other new runt on the block?
so glad me ancestors nicked a mars bar or something and got sent to sunny queensland suck shit dumb pom cunts
genuinely thinking about killing myself. I suffer so much every day, and for fucking what? I’ve tried “self-improvement.” I’ve gone to the gym. I’ve quit drugs, and almost completely alcohol. I’ve touched grass. I’ve put myself out there. I’ve been nice, tried to make friends. I’ve even gone to therapy and taken ssris. I’ve done everything people say you should. And I own nothing, am a virgin, no one wants to be friends with me. What’s the fucking point of anything? Why should I do anything besides collect welfare, sit in my apartment 24 hours a day, watch stupid shows, drink, and smoke weed. At least when I was doing that I was experiencing at least some measure of fleeting pleasure. Now I have no pleasure in my life at all. Go ahead and make fun of me if you want, at least then someone will get some mirth out of my miserable existence.
saw a lad in subway with a little go pro set up and 3 footlongs in front of him wonder if he did his eating challenge
So who's the hot new industry plant everyone's raving about at the moment?
>>201441204blog on
>>201441166britain: big stodgy foods like meat pies, fish and chips, kebabs etc.east asia: lickle noodly things with some water and an egg if you're lucky
We here at /brit/ say RIP to Sven-Goran Eriksson
>>201441224your mum in blacked
>>201441204nary a pixel
>>201439813Careful there with that statement. You run the risk of getting yourself in trouble for being a misogyny terrorist.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c15gn0lq7p5o
>>201441204synopsis for this literal novel?
>>201441204how the fuck can you afford to claim welfare and live alone in an apartment here?
>>201441204thats the SSRIs talking
>>201441117Nah he used to be way worse in the past until shaggers identified him as the obese grotesque incel who haunts this general with his repetitive shite and started bullying himHe was proper full of it before
>>201441098clearly just Poortherners bringing the rest of the country down
Chuck- The- CanuckI would NOT bring my children to this FREAK SHPOW...! Any parent that exposes their children to this crap should be ashamed.
>>201441260tbf I was living off savings, if I decide to give up again I’ll probably have to get some bullshit part time job to supplement my degenerate habits. But I am genuinely asking, why should someone like me bother with a straight edge life when it’s all work and zero upside.
>>201441191spainpaki obviously
*enters thread wearing double denim*
bullying worked for the last 5 years so why not keep trying and push some more other people away
Is Yorkshire a nice place to live in? My friend sent me pictures of the land scapes there and it looks neat
>>201441166You haven't looked in a mirror for 5 months?
>>201441368gods country
>>201441368the towns are god awful but the little villages in the hills are lovely yeah it's a nice place
>>201441379done im. done im up like a sardine. made him look a right daft twat
>>201441194>>201441204pooality etc.
niggers tongue my anus as it were
>>201441368it's nice because it's rural and mostly white
>>201441379Dunelm
>>201441402>the little villages in the hills are lovely yeahYeah it's what I'm seeing. I don't understand the influx of british retirees who buy homes here when they have that just a couple hrs drive away
niggers tongue my anus
>>201441368reckon it will be once it gets some asian food places
>>201441421
why r there 2 /brit/s
>>201441436because you need to be a literal millionaire to afford a house in the countryside
>>201441356stylish look lad
odds I tongue everyone's anusevens everyone tongues mine
>Former England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson dead at 76 as football world mourns
>201441237The longer this goes without a (you) the more hilariously pitiful it becomes. Neck yourself, you sad little porn-obsessed virgin.
>>201441440
>>201441461Wahey, me first
>>201441204>keep trying to remedy a spiritual problem with material remediesngmi
>>201441455because some spacker made their new too late and just kept bumping it instead of accepting defeat
god had denied me the company of the female race
>>201441455couldn't fit your fat arse in one
*presents hairy, pooey, m'pox-positive arsehole*chop chop, it's not gonna tongue itself
>>201441379howling
>>201441301How far back are we talking?I knew he was a gay freak retard even before I started posting in this general
the ongoing poo continues to bedevil mearduous and exhausting, cruel even, to be denied such a simple mechanical function
>>201441558I think regulars have known for some time but it wasn't common knowledge
spainpaki just got out in a spliff :/
thought I needed a poo but it turned out to just be a massive fart
>>201441608ktimming hard at this post
>>201441368very nice if you stay away from the p words
>>201441585I thought he’d be better after I bullied him so hard he stopped using his trip but he’s gone feral instead
>>201441637Describes most of england
pcunts
>diego sitting at his landlord desk oscillating back and forth to "booboo touch me, booboo touch me"
>>201441379howring
Why is there two /Brits/ running concurrently?
Might move to China.
how many sugars do you have in your tea?
>>2014415581-2 years ago. It was just autistic incel meltdowns all day long every day until the shaggers clocked on that it's literally one singular loser freak and that he likes to overshare his boring virgin life using a tripcode as well.
>>2014416924 demerara brown sugar
Every now and then I feel some sensation of some kind, reminds me a bit what it was like to be normal These days I feel nothing but crushing negative emotion every waking minute
___ sex arsewhat word or words do you think fits best in the blank?
>>201441678Why are there*
>>201441677dunelm
It calls to me
how many holes were punched into walls this morning when the autistic freaks had their precious 4chan taken away?
>>201441678potentially increases the throughput of shitposts if we run /brit/ in parallel
>>201441731And he's trying to learn two other languages with that shockingly bad grammar. The state.
>Russia launches ‘one of the largest’ aerial attacks on cities and power grids across Ukraine, Zelensky says
airplane mode
I am.....hated for loving
>>201441716Oh ok haha I was part of thatI thought you meant waaay back like before the pandemic
>>201441718>brown sugarbased
ikea surprisingly empty for a bank hol monday
>>201441470
yummers
>>201441204>>201441505This
I wonder how white girls & white women born after the 90s feel about how media has constantly been pushing imagery of them with black men for their entire lives now.Like we always here how white men and cucks feel about it but i'm curious if white women notice the constant and aggressive interracial bbc propaganda being pushed on them and what they think about it?
corrrrr no wonder he started bombing serbia for her
>>201441773
Hey upper-class posh Etonians, pass the power!
Just taken my antidepressants
Between the devil and the deep blue seaSomething got a hold of me
>>201441799all out shagging
>>201441833wonder about that a lot do you?
https://youtu.be/DkTbqMzOXWo
>>201441505stfu diego you poseur incel dickhead
Sian I think black women are beautiful and that's my opinion as a straight woman.
Might not even get out of bed Don't see the point
>>201441833I wonder when you’ll take your own lifeWill it be when the welfare cheques dry up or when 4chan is taken down permanently?
I would say im spiritually chinese and jewish
diego: existsno one:not even mousenonce:non conscious cucknadian: seeeeeeeeeeeeetheeeeeeee
>>201441874does it make you depressed remembering you have a cock and balls?
>>201441874
was going to go for a run but now I've got the hard drives out for a filthy bank holiday wanking session
Goalkeepers these days all seem to be agile West Africans or passionate Latin Americans.Gone are the days of the Teutonic colluses we once seen. Your Neuers, Van der Saars, Kahns, Ter Stegens, Schmeichels, Lehmanns.
>>201441965
>>201442035Hardly any white lads in footy these days
>bihourly incel meltdown Seek help
don't give a bleeding TOSS
If you need me I'll be wanking in the gooncave
>>201441937SCREAMING
I don't know about you guys but, for me, it's Moritaka Chisato https://youtu.be/tYd64ATlUzM?si=iocxd8hB5jEA_KiN&t=84
they're not sending their best
I've been shagged up the arse by hundreds- no thousands- of men
190 won
>>201442134https://youtu.be/lags8E4hvowprefer this classic
>>201442035colluse?
>>201442154>>201442156trip on 190
>>201442167Classic, also check out "jazzy night"
Britons who want to move to Australia are the dumbest cattle around and should be turned into paste.
>>201442232didnt asked
>>201442232Why
>>201442144corr reckon he's shagged any white birds while he's been here?
>>201442144that nigga swole af
>>201441085how old are you x
>>201442232yes it's really dumb to move to bizarro sunny britain where everyone is richer in't itthe smart move is to stay here and ride the decline
mena girl sex arse
>>201441950Spaedo
>>201442335show
If Indian doctors come to the UK and ukish doctors go to Australia where do Australian doctors go?
>>201442365>>201442365>>201442365
>>201442232I remember my Dad telling me about how he regret not moving to Australia when he had the chance, around the time that I was born. He was a carpenter and a lot of people were moving at the time. Growing up, I always wished I was Australian for a number of reasons and I was always jealous of how Australians just played cricket all day and were treated like kings for it, or how they would surf every waking hour, or how they could just walk along the beach every day since everyone lived near to one, or how they would eat BBQ meals daily. If I was Australian, I would have grown up to be extremely socially dominant, like all Australians, and well developed from sufficient sunlight exposure and lots of SEX. Of course, this would be no coincidence, and would be thanks to my long, golden, sun-bleached hair. As I grow older I realise that maybe it is not so bad that it never happened after all.
>>201442361China
>>201442361To hell I hope.
>>201442361British doctors go to Australia? Didn't know this
>>201442144look at that fucking bodyinsane
need him bummed
>>201441368This >>201441425 is only true for North YorkshireNorth Yorkshire is rural and beautiful, with a safe, historic city.West Yorkshire has some beautiful villages but the weather is horrible and the towns are HELL ON EARTH.South Yorkshire is the same as west but has fewer nice villages, and maybe slightly better weather.East Yorkshire is very rural, agrarian, and the few urban areas are poor and destitute, but not as dangerous as West and South.
My name Bill Thompson I am a diaper lover I been wearing diapers for over 40 years an full time for over 20 years this movie this woman is talking to her boyfriend about wearing a diapers an he asked his girlfriend are you wearing a diaper then he said you was cooking me food while wearing diapers he told her that a heath care thing i don't think that is she is wearing a diaper will wearing adult diapers is more common now days then every before I think more teens an adults is wearing diapers then underwear
