brady walsh edish
>>201442365The Kiddy Chaser
Going to have a pizza for lunch
haddock skin looks glitched out
>>201442365not on is it
ok i will eat a pizza, my second + last pizza of the day
Just seen some avatar/signature use.
weatherberg needs to reel it in with this shite
>>201442477You mean like you did for a decade 190?
>>201442377As an Australian I can assure you you would be just as big a loser if you grew up here. It all comes down to genetics at the end of the day, in modern western society the only thing that matters is if you’re born tall, rich, handsome, and athletic. That will shape your childhood completely and thus the rest of your life. If anything you’d be even worse off, Australia has got to be one of the most materialistic, gynocentric, alphafux betabux shitholes on this planet. Paradise for gigachads and Stacys, hell for everyone else. Go ahead and call me an incel, but you know I’m right.
>>201442492dont engage with the report announcer. report it and move on
>>201442424No you’re not you’re going to browse pictures that strangers uploaded of the pizza they ordered years ago to pretend that you ordered it so you can farm replies from people who hate you because you’re too fat ugly and disabled to walk down the stairs to the door to accept the delivery from a poor foreign man that looks just like you
>>201442460>avatar>off-topic>intentionally avoiding post filters>adds nothing to the post
And then one day for no reason at all, people supported Voldemort.
>>201442531Utterly and totally done him for life
>>201442531calm down fucking hell you're here 24/7 seethingit's pathetic
>>201442534So like you 190
announcing a report, impersonating staff, spam, irrelaevant catchphrase, off topic. the book
>>201442536calm down fucking hell you're here 24/7 seethingit's pathetic
>>201442505*points my wand at you*Incelliusssssss Patronussssssss!!!!!!!!!!*you go flying and dissipate into nothing*
>>201442505Just can't imagine it being any worse than how it already is in most western countries, including the UK. What is it about Australia that makes it one of the biggest alphafux betabux shitholes? The sun?
might make my own meme coin
>>201442578I look like a mix between Mr bean and Cain Dingle
state of those mongs posting in the other thread not realising half the posts are copied from the real /brit/s
meltdown
taking that as a no...
hi toby
>>201442575>impersonating staff,Nobody's done this
toby toddler tantrum
>>201442144Why did he come here Surely some black Leaf must have stuck out like a sore thumb even in wogdon
calm down fucking hell you're here 24/7 seethingit's pathetic
my friend just lets himself get really badly sunburnt at the start of every summer whereas i have eschewed sunlight since i left school being a stereotypically nocturnal half-jew and at 28 he looks 35 whereas i look 18
why are there two threadswhere the fuck did the other one come from
I wasnt alive when Shrek came out.
put my dog down todaywe dont deserve such creatures
>>201442506howling
Probably going to get incarcerated because of this but i have to get it off my chest, i’m so fucking tired of third worlders, i have third worlder fatigue
>>201442748Studied Shrek at GCSE me
>>201442531>orderputting it in the oven right now
>>201442720ever wank to porn together and pretend you're horny from the porn but really you're both horny wanking off with another bloke?
>>201442680irrelevant captchprhase/copypasta
>>201442613it’s completely devoid of any culture whatsoever, so the people are extraordinarily vapid.
>>201442748Didnt know Shrek was gay BADUMPTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>captchprhase
>spending the sunny bank holiday in my smeggy bedroom as non of my mates want to go to the pubState of me
>>201442784sit down and button it
>>201442812they're all busy shagging
need him bummed
>bank holiday means no work!No idea why useless dole munchers think thisMust be from school
>>201442777when i was 12 i hosted him and 4 others at a birthday sleepover and one of the lads started wanking his tiny penis to babestation thinking he was being cool for some reason and the friend who lets himself get burnt and looks 35 now whipped out his fully developed 12 year old penis and made us all feel inadequate
spainfreak is > 20% of this threads posts all as one person (not a good thing - all his posts get 0 repleis)
browsing justeat for places that are open so I can order directly off their website for less money
>>2014428604chan is his entire life
>>201442812beed to he pub on friday saturday ans sunday so its just voddy at home for me x
i have reported the posts and we will just see if the moderators do the right thing. their janny is having an autistic spergout (again), with his posts (which all get 0 replies) being cycled between his personas and avatars/signatures, all irrelevant (they get 0 replies) catchphrases, his own inside joke. that is all
>>201442880lock em up, throw away the key
>>201442912settle down nigga
no reggies
>>201442912
>>201442812lol this is me wanted to go to carnival but everyone is "too scared" and really just too hungover tor go so im alone in mjy stinky bedroom
just witnessed something
>>201442912can't post those
>>201442880>stares vacantly at the book's pagessays it all really
>>201442925>:)still a dupe post but not a literal copy-paste of his own irrelevant catchphrase or greentexting spelling mistakes. at least its a fun post. nice
>>201442940the fitness?
>>201442912Can you tell me what the last choice on the report option list says? It shows up when you click "This post violates a rule."
>>201442365
The fourth shrek movie came out 14 years ago.
>hurr durr there's more crime at glastonbury!A bunch of people taking drugs in a field is not the same as people stabbing each other on the streets of the capital no matter how much this upsets you
quit booze for a week and I feel so much better
imagine these people were culled from the thread regularly (these 2-3 people, one of the people being over 20% of the posts in this thread where no one replies to one another) imagine how much better it could be without him. sad that the jannies also post race bait
>>201442880>someone eg minimum 6 feet 6 inches 6 figure gigachad or tyrone mcblackums with his bbc
>>201442988i came in your mum 14 years ago
yeeees, i've been broken hearted,ooooh, since the day we sharted (top kek)
>>201443023Imagine being such an alky you see not drinking for one week as quittingState of you
>>201443034projection
>>201443045False report im 22
another culling session ^.^ one day there wont be someone in the thread where his entire personality is reporting posts - and then announcing the report, a violation of the rules
only seen the first two shrek films
No woman will ever love me or you. if you’re the kind of person whose life choices and genetics has led him to the point of reading this message, yes I’m talking about (you).
>>201442978SIR Ian Brady
Job recruiters are absolutely useless aren't they?Whenever I've applied for jobs via recruiters, 95% of the time it never gets beyond the first phone call.Whereas when I apply directly, I tend to get interviews much more often.
>>201443064don't care what you think didn't ask did I
>>201443077>one day there wont be someone in the thread where his entire personality is reporting posts - and then announcing the report, a violation of the rulesbut that's what you've just done, toby
>>201443023really though?I went off the sauce for a fortnight and I just felt bored
another pooing session ^.^one day there wont be someone in the toilet where his entire personality is reporting poo - and then announcing the stench, a violation of the rules
>>201443077"i have reported the posts" - toby
>>201443084no mice
>>201443097dont drag me into your shit
told my mate i've been rewatching harry hills tv burp on youtube and he said "aren't they all about well old shows now"twattish oafish friends i have
>>201443099All they want is your name on their list to show to their boss
>>201443109Well I can't remember the last time I went a week without booze and I've been catching up on a lot of sleep. Feeling more normal with each passing day
>>201443084FUCK I want to nibble on her ears
>>201443120it’s too late. you’re posting in an obscure thread dedicated to “british culture” on a website most known for racism and losers
>>201443084Amerimutt Dios mio
>>201443108>>201443117ew, a nolife freak dog trying to talk to me. its like i stepped in shit fuck off
>>201442988Whyd you do this>>>/tv/202910177
>>201442365>>201442978>>201443098>he's a literal paedo child murderer>but he had BASED opinions fucking hate you contrarian stupid cunts
I picked up two girls in thailand who told me that a threesome would be like winning the lottothey were right, between us we had six matching balls
>>201443173give me literally one reason why I should care
fucking hate people that have different opinions to me.
>>201443171Because im a based
>>201443173It's just Heathermong's latest autistic obsession, disregard
>>201443190
>>201443099the recruitment industry is a prime example of why the UK economy hasn't properly grown for two decadesspamming people on linkedin to fill a job is not a job itself and does not add anything to the value chain of the economy
Just invented a prank that will make my tiktok famous.
>>201443190would have been funnier if the first line made sensewhy would they tell you it would be like winning the lotto. in a country that you could get a threesome for like $5. weird setup
alri
https://files.catbox.moe/vsj1c4.webm
WowGirlsUltrafilmsXConfessionsCzech CastingIFeelMyselfFTVgirlsErstiesBitches AbroadATK HairyZishyHegreAbbyWintersNetVideoGirlsPorn Force
>>201443150how much were you drinking?I do a bit of steamingtoil on the weekends and have the odd drink in the week
>>201443227damn that nigga HUGE
>>201443190Oh it’s funny because Thailand is known for trannies! It’s funny because it’s somewhat unexpected yet not entirely, and has a quip that implies they’re trannies without directly saying it! Omg I’m rolling on the floor right now!SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>201443227imagine using this thing as a beachball
>>201443227me and toby snuggled up in bed posting in /brit/
>>201443190yodelling
>>201443171You posted this on /tv/ first>>>/tv/202910236
>>201443234least autistic yank
>>201442934Just go to carnival anyway if you want to but fair warning you'll be surrounded by blacks
>>201443217reported (i also reported the people "noticing" "something" or other "rule breaking" for doing the same thing if you have a problem with this post)
what do you call a crazy duckquackers
>>201443248All of these are actually so bad.
>>201443255Normally I can drink in moderation, 4-6 pints two times a week but since I became a NEET recently I've found it hard to stop once I start so I've been getting rekt really badly every time, usually a sign for me to take a break
>>201443292not being able to setup a joke properly is autistic get a clue lol
>>201443314considering having another meltdown for the ages
>>201443311honking
>>201443292he's rightshould've started with something like "my mate once told me getting a threesome is like winning the lottery"
>>201443314>4-6 pints two times a weekThat's a lot mate hardly a moderate amount
just noticed someone announcing a report, which is against the rules. they worded it like "just witnessed" or "saw" a "post which violates the rules". so i reported that post - those posts
>>201443307you are cancer, i hope you diewhen you got doxxed, i was hoping someone would come and kill you like you killed /brit/
>>201443311
>>201443311there was a schizo in the town I used to live in who would walk around saying this to random people all day every day
That time 190 pretended he can easily drink 12 pints
>>201443350Only slightly over the recommended weekly units
just witnessed someone witnessing something that didnt even happen
where finlad
Right thenI've some Ikea furniture to buildsmell ya later incels x
>>201443360why are you taking it out on me just because youre crying for someone saying like an hour ago that you killed brit? you really just find the next closest person and start hitting them dont you
>>201443379if it was cum he could
dogberg won't stop shagging the sofa
>>201443389bro is acting like driving 2 dozen screws is hard labour
>>4-6 pints two times a week >That's a lot mate hardly a moderate amountblack man with bent wrist.jpg
succulent aldi pizza on the plate
>>201443402no idea what you've tried to convey with thatkill yourself you freak
>>201443420>broyou can say nigga, this is a free website
>Sweat-wicking T-Shirt from H&M (Grey)>Slim-fit jogging bottoms from H&M (Black)>Barbour Stratford jacket>Adidas ZX 600This is what I'm rocking all Autumn. Might change it up a little bit for Winter though..
reported + not your punching bag + youve made so many posts in this thread that reporting them all blocks you from posting more + youre downsyndrome + no one ever replies, you fill up the thread with shit that only you like + not your own personal Facebook + reported + reported you until you stop saying "reported" whenever you maybe report someone
*starts humming the doctor who theme*
janny's clearly out
>>201443456He's on paid leave
>>201443476hahahaha
Wouldn’t it be funny if, right now, I were to walk to a 24 hour pub, drink twenty beers, have a massive chimpout in public, and livestream it all for your viewing pleasure
>>201443439What about nigger
>>201443248I wish Anjelica/Krystal Boyd did a good amount of proper prime european studio stuff, like that one scene she did Rocco Siffredi90% of her porn is the wowgirls-tier stuff which is very nice don't get me wrong but I want to see her wearing some really slutty getups, too many scenes are the sameThe other 10% of her stuff was just really low quality shite shot in Russia
>>201443439thought the new zoomer meme started with bro is ___
>>201443489Do something that will make you cringe hard in 5 years time? Sounds like a great idea
>>201443360is it really doxxing if he lives in a caravan in someone's driveway? he could just move it to someone else's driveway
>>201443314I probs do 4-6 on a friday and sat night tbfProblem day for me is sunday, I struggle to let go of the weekend and end up having too much to drink and feeling shite on monday
>>201443452not familiar with this chemical equation
>>201443544she's not even watching the game
Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
>>201443544yeah i'll have a chow mein please love
>>201443544Do you really get boner with things like this
>>201443544
toby is one crazy mother fucker lol
>>201443569koreans love their baseball and cheerleaders they're basically yanks https://youtu.be/f2TZYaQLOqc
>>201443595yellow fever freaks get riled up over the most basic asian women it's unreal
>>201443595no because she's acting like an n word while being looking like a cute wholesome anime gf
>pretending to be mousenonce having a tantrum about yourself being a boring shitposting samefaggot to get attention
>yellow fever freaks get riled up over the most basic asian women it's unrealktim
>>201443639why do koreans like baseball? they werent put in camps like the japs during ww2 and played it to pass the time
>>201443643literally me
>>201443643They're flat as fuck compared to mayowhores, Didn't know limeys love this
>>201443498seen the one scene she sucks a bbc for about 30 seconds in a club orgy?
Doing a think.
powerful.....
>>201443544stupid dancing, what a retard. I'd lick every inch of her
I’m the world’s greatest superhero. You’re my greatest failure. Eventually, probably soon, the world will recognise you for the pitiful disappointment you are. You are not a god. You are simply, bad product. Come on. Tell me the real reason, I want to hear you say it. SAY IT. I want them… to love me. Only it never seems to work out, does it? So why do you keep running headfirst into the same brick wall. I’m done. I am done apologising, I am done being persecuted for my strength. You people, should be THANKING CHRIST I am who and what I am, because you need me. You need me to save you! You do. I am the only one who possibly can. I don’t make mistakes, I’m not just like the rest of you. I’m stronger, I’m smarter, I’m better! I AM BETTER. You’re not the real heroes. I’m the real hero. No no no. No god. The only man in the sky, is me. [laughter].
>>201443705ktim but I swung back to mocking and ridiculing them when I hit 27
>>201443742homeland ahh post
>>201443691190, why are you like this, you grim freak
When a white man sees an indian, he sees a servant, a slave rather an equal. It's worse when the indian calls him 'sir'. So sad. indians are humans to
>>201443785I'd much rather never see one
>>201443785my luggage is in the rickshaw, coolie
>>201443785chinta mat kar apna time aayega
>>201443785yes only purpose you have in this country is to hand deliver us goyslop
>>201443785if you move to a western country that is literally your purpose to the people in chargejust cheap labor. you're above that (i hope)
>>201443782He’s having a nuclear meltdown It’ll be going all week because the unannounced 4chan shutdown probably nuked several ancient freakish thread about black cocks that he loves to post about so much
I am literally an angel who has been enslaved into a simulation. None of you are real. You’re numbers and zeroes. This is a test. God is cruel and he is punishing me for something I didn’t even fucking do. Fuck all of you automaton robot freaks, you’re not even real. On this plane of existence, only I am real, you’re all here merely to torture me. You don’t even fake exist in reality, you’re all chat bots programmed by god to torture me. Guess what? I’m done being tortured. Starting today, I will be taking a new approach.
>>201443785i just see someone who should be hanging out in the jungles of south asia rather than rotting away on old blighty
>>201443884could be, many such cases
Ate pussy for the first time last night. So embarrasing. No idea what I was doing. Looked up what I was supposed to do afterwards and I was completely off. Cringing to myself.
>>201443917Watch Nina Hartley’s tutorial
>>201443917try bussy it might be better
>>201443785Yeah anyways as I was saying I'll have 2 garlic naan, some tikki and 2 veg samosas, thanks x.
just read a youtube comment that said "back in 2022"
>>201443917just lick the clit. how could you not know that lmao
rorke... its for you
>>201443917why are you eating a cat
>>201443935mate of mine did that and made a woman bleed lol
>>201443956t. khhv
>>201443993didnt need to sign your post
>>201443917two in the pink one in the stink and lick like a bulldog until the coin taste fades, I'm told
>>201443991What? How?
>>201444026I think he started biting
>>201443935dunno who's more pathetic you for suggesting it or me for knowing what they are
doing quite the poo
>>201444048Don’t remember that part of the instructions Maybe he took “like eating a peach” too literally lol
watching the inbetweeners
>>201443956I heard of 'eating out' the pussy, so I thought you had to stick the tongue as far as it could go and lick, like you're trying to get all the yogurt out of a yogurt pot. But, yeah, apparently it's mostly clit stimulation... (I did try to suck on the clit with my upper lip while doing so tbf)God I'm so stupid. But we move. So, I should just lick/suck the clit, then finger at the same time?
>>201443935What's that?
>>201444087>Maybe he took “like eating a peach” too literally lolyeah that was it
dangerous day to be a slice of greggs hot shot pizza
>>201444095dont understand how people like you even exist
>>201444095>you had to stick the tongue as far as it could go and lick, like you're trying to get all the yogurt out of a yogurt potIncredible
by golly i think im finna dying
>>201444095>I thought you had to stick the tongue as far as it could go and lick, like you're trying to get all the yogurt out of a yogurt pot
>>201444096Old school lesbian porn star made an instruction video on how to eat pussy it’s very detailed and insightful
woke up twice last night to have explosive poos afraid to eat again in case there is a repeat performance from gutberg
not buying this yoghurt lad's larp
nibbas licking out pussy like a fromage frais
>>201443917>>201444095who let lil bro eat fanny
>>201444106actually was the second thing i thought if you catch my drift...
>>201443762>27The incel age.Spaedo himself is 27Toby is 27All of the worst posters here are 27 year old obese freaks
>>201444163had this last weekliterally liquid shite exploding out for like two days, went toilet like 7 times on one of themfood poisoning or some shit innit
>>201444215I’m not 27 anymore Einstein
>>201444215>>27>The incel age.ktim
sick of germans
>>201444061190
>>201444215adam is in his 30s now which is even more pathetic
>>201444116Why does the term 'eating out' exist, then? Or even 'eating' the pussy? That doesn't really describe licking/sucking the clit, which is a very surface-level thing.Anyway, it was an experience at least. It tasted quite nice. Maybe I'll put the tongue in all the way from time to time, but will focus more on the clit going forward. Glad I got this off my chest.
>>201444215mousenonce is like 35 you werido
im not 27 im not an incel im not fat and my cock is huge
>>201443691...yes
>>201443964leftypol types are the ones with drug problems statistically
>>201444229 >>201444237 >>201444268 >>201444272Go away incel cord
don't believe toby is that old reckon he's in his early twenties
got some freaking diseasealcohol dieaseskin all ithjcy and redwhat the freaking hell
starting to believe the internet is actually dead
paid 400 quid for some perfume in hong kong because i was too embarrassed to say i didnt want it
>>201444372its just 4chan spamming the fuck out of their threads to do it
Sven gone eriksson
>>201444372dead internet theory is true
nothing more cucked than "eating out" a woman, she serves me
if i’m ever caught wanking will just say i have an itchy cock
>>201444447
itching my prostate
im mad for it
>>201444444
thoroughly enjoyed that pizza
TIL that if you get spots on your skin after drinking alcohol it's possibly because you have cancer.
toby >.<
>>201444095ffs rorke
>>201444564wild times in poland
>>201444570'
>>201444573My spirit animals
cock wanking my arse
why dont Canadians just burn down the trees all in winter? then it wont be cold in water, and not too hot in the summer either
>>201444574or you’ve been bummed when blacked out and have monkeypox
/brit/ yer mad for it
thoroughly enjoyed that caiuliflower pie
everyone in mad men is having sex but NOT with their husbands and wivesfucking sgusting this programme
Showered almost 3 hours ago and my hair is still wet.
>caiuliflower pie
i posted the mice and didnt get bannedso thanks
>>201444802no you didnt
>>201444746alri elton jgn
>>201444776your ballsack hair?
>>201444825most famous tranny (went woke and lost his willy)
>>201444776favourite sex position?
someone died at the brat themed party last night
>>201444921
>>201444886Don't know.
>>201444930hopefully not Canada...
>>201444930blacked to death you say?
>>201444930that's brat
>>201444930rip diego
>>201444943Which do you think you'd enjoy the most? Missionary, doggy, riding on top?
>>201444962Don't really know what they are if I'm perfectly honest with you mate
>someone diedbrabley walsh laughing
just died
>>201444985:(((((
his name? d. garcia... no no thats too obvious... lets say diego g.
just saved the world
disgusting series of posts
Diego probably has some unfuckable name like Winston or Algernon
never had sex meself
>>201445045hes called spencer. been known for years
>>201445045winston is a based name tho
>>201445023um
>>201445069lmfaooo I was right >>201445072only ever met dogs named winston
eat poodrink wee
>>201445060it's gay
>>201445023missionary is the only acceptable answer
>>201445023don't understand how 8 is supposed to work
new>>201439724>>201439724
new>>201443944>>201443944
>>201445288early
>>201444930link
