Panda Pops edition
Ate pussy for the first time last night. So embarrasing. No idea what I was doing. Looked up what I was supposed to do afterwards and I was completely off. Cringing to myself.
We're literally all in here.>>201442365>>201442365>>201442365
>>201444003try bussy it might be better
>>201443944Panda slop
>>201444003just lick the clit. how could you not know that lmao
>>201444003why are you eating a cat
rorke... its for you
doing quite the poo
dangerous day to be a slice of greggs hot shot pizza
>>201444046I heard of 'eating out' the pussy, so I thought you had to stick the tongue as far as it could go and lick, like you're trying to get all the yogurt out of a yogurt pot. But, yeah, apparently it's mostly clit stimulation... (I did try to suck on the clit with my upper lip while doing so tbf)God I'm so stupid. But we move. So, I should just lick/suck the clit, then finger at the same time?
>>201444161dont understand how people like you even exist
>>201444161>you had to stick the tongue as far as it could go and lick, like you're trying to get all the yogurt out of a yogurt potIncredible
>>201444161>I thought you had to stick the tongue as far as it could go and lick, like you're trying to get all the yogurt out of a yogurt pot
woke up twice last night to have explosive poosafraid to eat again in case there is a repeat performance from gutberg
am i going insane
>>201444242I don't knoware you?
sick of germans
sucking clit is extremely gay
>>201444101190
>>201444279i hope so!
>>201444183Why does the term 'eating out' exist, then? Or even 'eating' the pussy? That doesn't really describe licking/sucking the clit, which is a very surface-level thing.Anyway, it was an experience at least. It tasted quite nice. Maybe I'll put the tongue in all the way from time to time, but will focus more on the clit going forward. Glad I got this off my chest.
>>201444303strongly agreedthe clit is basically an underdeveloped dick
Oasis are the most overrated band of the past 50 years
got some freaking diseasealcohol dieaseskin all ithjcy and redwhat the freaking hell
>>201444375not reallyany pop act is always way overratedtaylor swift is 100x bigger than oasis ever were at their peak and her music is unlistenable shit
starting to believe the internet is actually dead
>>201444454its just 4chan spamming the fuck out of their threads to do it
>>201444432True
nothing more cucked than "eating out" a woman, she serves me
paid 400 quid for some perfume in hong kong because i was too embarrassed to say i didnt want it
if i’m ever caught wanking will just say i have an itchy cock
im mad for it
>>201444161>I thought you had to stick the tongue as far as it could go and lick, like you're trying to get all the yogurt out of a yogurt potWomen are just like yoghurts. Youre not wrong there lad
thoroughly enjoyed that pizza
cock wanking my arse
>>201444720My spirit animals
>>201444161Guess this meme doesnt make sense then
why dont Canadians just burn down the trees all in winter? then it wont be cold in water, and not too hot in the summer either
/brit/ yer mad for it
thoroughly enjoyed that caiuliflower pie
>caiuliflower pie
>>201444899alri elton jgn
women are men with a tiny cock and a hole instead of bollocks
>>201444992so trueall men who find women attractive are
someone died at the brat themed party last night
>>201445054hopefully not Canada...
>>201445054blacked to death you say?
>>201445054that's brat
what do you get about having the same conversation with yourself twice at the same time in two threads?
his name? d. garcia... no no thats too obvious... lets say diego g.
>>201445054rip diego
just saved the world
never had sex meself
disgusting series of posts
>>201445208it's gay
got the gay porn on
eat poodrink wee
the gay poo
Business idea: Become a luthier
deja vu-ing my nut off
>>201445264that isn't a new at allin fact it's rather old
having a gay wank
>tfw no Welsh goddess hiking gfhttps://youtu.be/XomU5l9yfKc?si=S0spy8zgF2i1hU0L
reminder diego gay
diego gay and horny looking for single men in his area
deja poo-ing my arse off
*/brit/ camera turns and zooms in on your chubby cheeks*
Looking for bum fun in SW1
watching Australians on YT (A Jolly Wangcore)
hahahahahttps://youtu.be/gp7GRMw0138
new >>201443944 >>201443944
>>201445361sorry mate don't bum north of the river
diego going for round 2 at carni after embarrassing himself with soiled panties on sunday
>>201444755screaming rorkes pussy quivering in fear
french 1960s sex
>>201445411He's currently on lockup from yesterdays disgraceful bumstabbing rampage
>>201445451>hes sooooo cute!!! i love him
>>201445451you cant post that
used to clean some fellas flat here when i was a cleaner back in the day trying to earn a bit of doughdidnt do anything gay like, just cleaning
>>201430147My family is dead and there is no afterlife. Any more pitiful attempts to make yourself feel better after getting whipped by your stepdad?
>>201445497TREEZA
>>201445497>didnt do anything gay like, just cleaningNo one suggested otherwise mate...
>>201445451I for one think the other mouse is cuter because it looks more like a girl
>>201445578just preempting replies matei know what you freaks are likenever did any gay muck so fuck off
The Order of the White Rainbow lives underground beneath the surface of Greenland.The highest echelon of the global pyramid is this esoteric magical Order.The Freemasons, Jews/Zionists, Illuminati, the Rothschilds, the Club of Rome, the Committee of 300, and even the Black Nobility are merely servants of the Order of the White Rainbow.Their identities are unknown.Only a select few among the Black Nobility are even permitted to see them in person.It is known that they have occult powers including the ability to summon lightning, dragon riding, and projecting images of themselves in other places like a hologram.
this afternoon's kino
One of you lot made me orate this yesterday, I'm posting it here for all to hear https://voca.ro/15mM7hz7Yea2
google ai thing but it removes black peepo from your photos
>>201445633classic
>My family is dead and there is no afterlife.
>>201445636What is this accent
got my flaps out
OH WRITTEN IN THE STARSA MILLION MILES AWAY
didnt get into merton college myself because im a thick cuntwent to imperial instead
Bones are for dogs.Meat is for men.
>>201445636you sound like a swede or something
>>201444161this guy is just fakeposting for (you)s
>>201445687It's Alaskan
the shops are open on bank holiday?
>>201445756dont know havent been outside been o the booze you see
Leftypol emphasising the importance of a nuanced, intersectional approach to understanding the cultural and socioeconomic factors that lead to proto-dogwhistle headlines such as this
>>201445752This one has better dictionhttps://voca.ro/1kYiAmNNe2Zr
>>201445714lost my ‘ginity to a girl this size at uni
yeah just post the entirety of the old thread in this one that'd be funny great stuff
>>201445756Many arePopping down garden centre soon, open as normal
>>201445779Leftypol cheering for violence against women when its the nigerians doing it
diego being a bratty bottom and unconsciously begging someone to dominate him sexually
>>201445787God help you.
might have a good cry tonight with some wine and a book
carry fucking unconscious diego
what class of people does horse racing attract? seems to me it's lower-middle-class people larping that they're richer than they really are
The Last Castle (2001) don't make films like that anymore
>>201445780luca more like lukas
>>201445881Dunno. Why do you care?
>>201445881All classes enjoy the races
>>201445881all sorts of people like horse racing
7 pound for a pint of beer at a pub or 4 pints of that at the supermarketHmm
>>201445881was in York on Saturday after the races and let me tell you they were all working class runts larping as being rich, ill-fitting poorly worn matalan suits for the blokes and cheap primark dresses/shoes for the slag bottom dwelling "women".Though there is a subsection of very wealthy upper classes in the posh areas, majority are wearing their cheapo clothes in the runtpens pretending to the be the ones in the posh areas though
she is very gorgeous to me
jockeycord onamadone
any get along best with middle class people but arsed their life up so have to endure working class people man in
>>201445971Fucking bitch
might make a fake black man social media account and catfish girls telling them if they don't send nudes then they're racist
>>201445953paid 9 quid for a pint at a festival this weekendreckon thats the most ive ever paidblack lass serving as well, felt like a kick in the teeth
F
catberg going mental for pickle chicken
>>201445971imagine her getting split apart by an elephant tusk bbc
would love a poo shag right now
>>201446045imagine her getting split apart by an elephant tusk bbc
>>201445999have a fake account of a lady i use to banter desperate indian men
LIVERPOOL
everyone's getting married and having kids and im just here waiting to die. havent had a meaningful new connection in a decade.
>>201446045Please post the catsYour cat looks like a girl
>>201446147ktim
>>201446141Hate half-pakis
chips in the air fryer
gf was celebrating my birthday with me. got me a nice little prezzie, we went for dinner, all in all a nice evening. however, when we got home she shut the door and put her arms around me and kissed mei went fucking mental. gave her a slap, put her on the floor and told her she does NOT initiate anything, that as the alpha, only I initiate. slapped her again for good measure and told her that im the fucking daddy round here and i wont be disrespected then i fucked her like a porn star because im an alpha shagger and when i was done i went on fifamust have a cold or something because i heard her on the phone to her mum and she sounded a bit sniffly. just another day of being a dominant alpha shagger
oh toby you came and you posted the miceand janny sent you awayoh toby
>>201446141Oh right okay then thanks Maya we can all move on to becoming Brown Economic Zone 3 now
poo in the air fryer
triple cooked poo
What if, 2008 by Yemini artist Boushra Almutawakel
>>201446045what the fuck is this a giant pickle instead of bread, what are you supposed to do with that. forget it let catberg scran the lot
just pooed an air fryer out me arse
need to come up with a diet so efficient that my body doesn't waste anything so I won't need to poo anymore
>>201446260Get them capturedGet them jailedGet them stoned
eating fried air
>>201445978a 'middle class' malcontent who thinks the world owes him a living because he went on a ski trip once? nah mate, there's nobody else like you in england, you're unique
>>201446260Nigga could palm a prize pumpkin
>>201446260giwtwm (picture 4, clockwise)
test
icicle
/brit/ celebrity guest
>>201445965huge queue outside slug and lettuce on sat. grim.
>>201446403the virgin are bambi blacks shagged
get them in get them housedget the mosques builtget the women coveredget the sharia law courts builtget the koran taught as part of the national curriculum get the caliphate of great britain establishedand most importantly get them fucking wanked off
>>201445899https://voca.ro/19K428speSJt
random journalist piece
>>201446417>goldberg
le epic ragebait
eggs and hashbrowns for the post gymtoil breakfast
>>201445633great film, except the ending
boyish coy look
>>201446458
When will the black individuals stab each other at the festival?
>>201446469Terrible macros
>>201446454missing his little ding ding isnt henot so much "crazy" as he is "woke"
>regrettably, a minority came to commit crime legitimately curious why it was necessary to call out the guy for being a minority lol
>>201446497only one minority?that's a miracle
>>201446491>fats are... le bad!yeah nah
Got the ol' phenotype
>>201446497part and parcel you horrible rorke bigot
TTV YouTubers pressing their foot pedal down to send them the funny perfectly-timed donation
>>201444493say this to his face
>>201446454early life section
>>201446533you been bummed yet?
>>201444493I can think of a fairly long list of things that are more cucked than that actually
>>201446425Imagine him walking into sixth form the morning after that one dropped
Jewish subversion
Might move to Yanille.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I
Gay porn sex arse
>>201446533very suckable nose
why do you keep runescapeposting
do you listen to any black person music?
>>201446709Go on
>>201446729
>>201446675more of a Relekka man me
>>201446729Would love that desu
wonder if two tier queer will have kangeroo courts for this lot
Still can't get over people clapping and cheering as hearses go by becoming normalised Honestly what the fuck is wrong with this country why is everyone so fucking stupid
>>201446780Um no
>>201446759facking proper eyebrow that lad has right there fucking proper gaze he's got about him lad ill tell you that
>>201446806BRUZ
>>201446693WTF WHY IS NIGEL FARAGE JUST SHOW UP WTFseriously didnt expect thathad it on in the background and heard farage and was like WAIT what???
got be bop deluxe on
>>201446780>drugs (other)such as?
sucking a nose
>>201446794Fuck are you on about
>>201446764Oh yer one of those americunts hoo finks "dey wuz vikangz" yeh?? Fucking mong, bet you like Skyrim as wellFuck right off
>>201446817calm down you gimp
>>201446817epic!
>>201446693mental how they wouldn't dare touch him with a bargepole now
>>201446794never seen this happen beforejust like the fabled yanks clapping when the plane lands, never seen that either
>>201446868ITS LE RACIST UKIP MAN, HE CANT BE IN THE FAUX EDGY SATIRE COMEDY THIS IS WRONG GET HIM OUT CANCEL HIMMMMMMMMM AT ONCEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lead singer of porridge radio who ghosted me is a bitch
bellowing at mum to make another brew sick of fucking waiting
>>201446860i prefer oblivion and i think Relekka just had a lot of soul, nothing to do with vikang fetishism
>>201446817>WTF WHY IS NIGEL FARAGE JUST SHOW UP WTFdid you have a stroke?
>>201446939good lad
>>201446835>>20144687512 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdwDiig5ynwTodayhttps://www.youtube.com/live/Xb_FuOMec-c?feature=shared&t=369
wonder where the most remote spy in the uk livesi reckon there's some people living in the scottish hebrides that are spying for norway
>>201446693>>201446693>>201446693just want to let anyone know that I didn't smile once watching this didn't feel any emotions at all really
>>201446977Oh right yeah that's a bit weirdWouldn't say it's normalised thoughProbably just a couple of people started and everyone joined in
rorkestead... i'm from rorkestead.....
Just turned radio 2 on and heart steve wright's voice and thought wtf isn't he dead
white people am i right lads hahaha
>>201447009facking proper underwear he has on fucking oath lad that's a facking real man with some facking hair on his chest lad fucking good lad right there facking top blole ready to show these sissies what's happening lad
Imagine being a fly on the wall, watching yourself get fucked in the arse with PASSIONMental
>>201446963Well i fucking hate Rellekka. and i fucking hate YOU.only the sailing skill can save rellekkafags
must be stressful being a spyimagine getting approached by a government of a huge country because you were a student abroad or something, and getting paid to be as low key as possible. so weird
>>201447047haha
>>201447156Yeah you reckon?
fuck me it's 4pm on the bank hol alreadyshitit...it fucking looms
other people have school stories where they got bullied but then one day stood up to the bully and knocked them out and they never got bullied againme? I got cornered into a physical fight by my bully on the way home and I pussied out and cried like a bitch and was humiliated in front of his friends whilst they egged him on hahah
>>201447129got fucked once watching myself in a mirror in a sauna in oslo
>>201447141why?also it deserves some criticism, i picked it twice in every runescape league and got fucked for it since it's such a weak region
>>201447065he is
>>201447185Not for me, got the week off :)
>>201447194grim
>>201447185thats right toilfreak
>>201443944As a kid I used to envy Brits because I watched British TV shows
>>201447185fuck sake
>>201447186>other people have school stories where they got bullied but then one day stood up to the bully and knocked them out and they never got bullied againI actually did this, no joke. The dude was like 6'4 and I just decked him in one punch, it was surprising.
might move to gensokyo
>>201447293and then everyone clapped did they yeah? lying to people on the internet is peak runt behaviour
>>201447186Also come to Australia cutie, i'll make sure no one ever bullies you again <3
HL2 be like uuaaa... AAAAAAARGH! blublublublubluupssssskh bop
Might have a fucking wank
>>201447293only time i stood up to a bully was in primary school when this kid was in my face i pushed him awayand in secondary school i slapped a cunt hard in the face who was much bigger than me when i had the opportunity to. he chased me afterwards though and didnt stop being a cuntaside from that i always pussied out or cried my eyes out
>>201447203>nothing to do in the grey fishing villagedamn really
bully took my book at the start of class and threw it under the door into the stock room so I called him a faggot retard and got in trouble
>>201446780Mental how this was on the "Family Day"
>>201447373pretty sad you didnt get stuck in the stock cabinets :c
>>201446675>>201446764for me, it's the cosy little town of Rimmington
never been bullied me
*corrals the runts into the runtbarn and fills up the runt-troughs with more runtslop*
TOIL ON THE MORROWTHEY'VE GOT TOIL ON THE MORROW
>>201447265Ngl British documentaries went hard like world war 2 in color and they old history channel stuff
>>201447368thought the ring upgrades, neitz upgrade and dks/vorkath with the broken combat would be fun but it was lackluster also dont play rs anymore so i dont remember much
>>201447404*sprays your village with agent orange*
>>201447330Why the fuck would I respond if that wasnt something that happened? Why would the post be interesting to me?>>201447366You just need to punch them once really hard. That's literally it.
>>201447387one on the right is peng x
>>201447403hahahhahahahha cool cool cool yeh good choice YESgood!
what if we had loads of people who sined up to get cancer, were given it, then if they survived they were brought back home through their owns on chariots with people all cheering for them, women included? then, i bet cancer would be beat
>>201447414190, bank holidays don't mean everybody is off work
leftypol's dad at the carnival
RIP's Ulrika Jonsson's sex partner
>>201447437simmer down mate you're acting like a cornered runt
>>201447437I didn't learn how to throw a punch until I was in year 10 or something, and by then bullying has mostly calmed down anywayI'm a stunted autistic freak I always learn things way too late for it to matter anymore
rorke took a little tumble off the cliff
>>201447468think you mean dads
only managed to steam the bathroom will have to do the kitchen floor tomorra
toby taking the train down to london to twerk his little white arse for the mandem
>>201447522kek
>>201447541fancy steaming my ringpiece too pal x
>I didn't learn how to throw a punch until I was in year 10 or somethinggay porn punches don't count
blaze it
>>201447468middle class people need to be arrested
When I got into fights at school I'd go into full autist mode and fight dirtyThere were kids I chucked into creeks, tackled into brick walls headfirst, whacked with my schoolbag
anyone else go carnival? :)
>>201447581ugly bloke in a dress yeah
>>201445965Actually hate your types more than anyone else in the country. I'd take a billion browns over you smug, condescending middle class cunts.
>>201447581catberg walking away in shame
What kind of council estate mong throws proper punches in school fightsIt's supposed to be grappling mostly
rorke laying in bed at night for 10 minutes and pretending his a cold lava lamp turning himself over left and right and lettting the blood inside of him drip over all his organs from top to bottom
>>201447602that's a skirt genius
>>201447186i was a proper midget in year 8, like 160cm or something and there was this rugby lad who would always barge me whenever i walked by, most annoying was that he was a massive gimp, raised by his grandparents and everything, just thought he was hard because he was 6 feet tallone day he pushed me again so as he walked off i booted the side of his foot and he landed square on his kneehe turned back around at me with his face all red and twisted with tears in his eyes. prick
mousenonce mousenonce mousenonce, mousenonce - mousenonce mousenonce. mousenonce mousenonce mousenonce - mousenonce - mousenonce :)
>>201447581love pubstomping fags like this in game
>>201447596Timmy fuming in his smelly bedroom
>>201447637my name is rorke and i do this
:)
>>201447581>>201447676
>>201447591Someone slammed my head into a bike rack in a fight once
>>201447635*knifes you in the kidneys*
rorke eating an impossibleburger to coagulate his blood with the estrogen
why cant i just breathe pure oxygen
getting blacked
buy ephedrine online
gim
smoking cathys excrement
>>201447722V/Q shunting maybe. maybe it ruins gas exchange by shifting to the V (ventilation/perfusion)
new
>>201447715>>201447715>>201447715
>>201447760schizo babble
>>201447722>why cant i just breathe pure oxygencopilot says its the formation of free radicals) bullshit and oxygen toxicity
>>201447722You can, but with some big caveatshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicity
>>201447722i mean free radicals and pulmonary oedema >>201447777well if you have COPD then you might need pure oxygen, unless your body relies on hypoxia for respiratory effort and i thought the body would of needed the CO2 for gas exchange, but i guess the cells would just take in the oxygen more and it would be ok :)
back in the day (1800s), they would give pure oxygen ^^
>>201445779I understand roadmen getting agro with each other and having a sword fight but what series of events leads to a mother getting stabbed??Surely if your with your kid you're avoiding/immediately trying to de-escalate any situation
