/brit/ edition
First
mental how I missed the one good hour of brit today
get the karts smashed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB_k7TCem8k
Started off not really bothered about Oasis potentially reuniting, but hearing a lot of them today brings me back to sitting in back gardens with a big bag of cans under a cloud of second hand smoke and absolutely precisely fuck all to worry about.Funny that it was hearing The Masterplan that hit me the hardest haha x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7WV5HBuIp8
eating spicy corn crisps. how the fuck do Africans eat this shit
>>201461513They sell cans in bags over there?
microwave
>>201461472I hope all you Brits are doing better than us
>>201461557foy
With Charlie bumpin' that so fucking hard, and Chappell Roan outright killing it with her last album, it's literally never been more Joever for us straights. I hereby accept our new fruity overlords. It's not Brat summer anymore. It's Brat century
>>201461586He was gay?
>>201461557>>201461578
>>201461586How do you know when to use hung or when to use hanged
I have no idea what Charlie xcx sounds like but apparently there are more of her?
People who go on holidays abroad are mugs.>but le culture, le broadening horizons!Cultural Americanisation means everyone wears jeans, speaks English, watches Netflix etc.And people who pay for business class flights are the biggest mugs of all.
>>201461656She sounds like a hot Albanian tart
>>201461637there is no official authority on the english language, so we'll never know
>Local man convicted in 2017 rape of child dies
Big fan of this sort of thing
>>201461675Don’t know what that sounds like either She looks dirty but I’d probably fuck her
>>201461607Gary Cooper?
>>201461667business class is balling it means the holiday starts at the airport instead of when you landbrb getting pissed off large pours of mid shelf spirits at the loungethen waddle onto the plane whenever you wantget your champagne sit back and get ready for your menupampered by your stewardess who only does you and like 3 other people all flight
I go over to Spain every year for my holibobs and eat chips with red sauce and drink Tennants everyday for a week.
Eyes lit on sharp threats from dark lipsThe lights press the soft skin to rough handsEyes lit on sharp threats from dark lipsThe lights press the soft skin to rough handsEyes lit on sharp threats from dark lipsThe lights press the soft skin to rough handsEyes lit on sharp threats from dark lipsThe lights press the soft skin to rough hands
>>201461548reincarnated lil fella
I SAID PUT YOUR TEETH ON THE GODDAMN KERB
The Incredibles is literally a perfect film.Brad Bird is a fucking genius.
>>201461667got upgraded to business onceseat was nicer, bit more legroom, food was slightly better (would still pale in comparison to a £20 Nandos in terms of both taste and quality)absolutely not worth the 500% price increase. glad i got to experience it early and for free so i never have to care again
>>201461723Is that the hit or miss Biden girl?
https://x.com/SuspectFed/status/1828108897233863016britbros....they're roasting us in the replies
>>201461767short haul and long haul business are two different things
>>201461723Problem for her is that QTCinderella is both a legit baker and a legit sex symbol. She needs to try something else, like deep frying shit
>>201461783i agree, mine was an 11 flight from germany to south korea however
erm a rabbit wouldnt eat cake mix though
>>201461767The air pressure in a plane 30,000 feet in the air actually kills a lot of taste buds and food particles, so theres no need for extra flavour
>>201461723giwtwm
Just listened to a bit of Charlie Xcx and Diego is definitely a homosexual lol
Any other 3 days without shower man in
>>201461776dog what the fuck i thought it was a meme until nowawful
>>201461808lol what sham airline did you fly with "bit more legroom" lmao you get a fucking bed mate what are you on aboutfood is like a mid hotel restaurant
>>201461848it was a domestic abuse case
>>201461773no this is ok boomer bernie girl
>>201461859been truckin?
>>201461859showered two days in a row, didn't really need it
>>201461867it tastes nice though
>pretending to be shocked by a baked potato
>>201461870you sound like a mega poverty case
>>201461872phoarhotter at the start though when they were bouncing just because she walked a bit. before she started bouncing
>>201461914project on lmaoi can afford to fly business
>>201461859in the Brazilian heat? can smell you through the screen
I've never known a girl like you before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le8OGKsSkI4&list=OLAK5uy_mibcrHhFjJky9orS9zZtFbx0_F5lSiVtU&index=3.
>>201461945But I’m a boy
>>201461776baked potatoes with butter, cheese, and something savory on top are great, can't imagine ordering one from a food truck
I’m a fag I’m a lesbian
>>201461965kek this is so me
>>201461472britain smells like pee
>>201461902it's a baked potato.. topped with 2 different types of cheese and then overflowed with beans i like beans and cheese but that's really just something else
>>201461969You yanks have pizza trucks LMAO
Classmate back in secondary school once turned up to a house party and shat in the toaster, switched it on and just left.Another time at someone else’s house he was caught trying to set fire to a smoke alarm because it was ‘ironic.’Heard he’s doing alright now.
>>201461969>this food is great>I can’t imagine buying this foodany other useless thoughts rattling around in that fat head you’d like to share with us?
>>201461981thats hot
>>201461886>>201461891>>201461944YEAAAAH
>>201461990>2 different types of cheeseI meant butter. I have no idea why I thought it was cheese at first. retarded me
>>201461965why the alien circumsized?
>>201462014it's just bizarre
>>201461870I refuse to consider the opinion of someone who not only eats at 'mid hotel restaurants' but thinks it's any sort of positive benchmark you've already failed once at dropping some hidden knowledge by informing me that there's a difference between short and long haul (as if that isn't obvious by the fucking plane itself you mong) why would you even bother trying to do it a second time?
best day of his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnMW127KGw&list=OLAK5uy_mYpmII9J6iu88mNvfoUBou2hWK3gBoPMM&index=2
>>201461943maybe you should fly business back to Karachi
>>201461697Yh got a couple too
Imageboard not X formerly known as Twitter link of a TikTok video board
You ET looking ass motherfucker
yeah, that's it, say that shit. say fuck my little white ass nigga, say fuck my bitch ass nigga. yeah, say that shit bitch
>>201462043>people want a thing>man sells a thingIt’s quite simple really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28B4fqMA9OoSCREAMING, /brit/ tunes
>>201462080
>>201462054>noo you only have 1 rosette you're shitare you actually retarded?you clearly never flown business long haul doing some bizarre short haul larp where it's just a little extra leg room and a slightly different snackstate of you>>201462071why would i fly to karachibizarre projection
A baked potato is a based potato.
>>201462116Adam Smith over here
Will strip the lining of your intestines with tacobell but a potato is horrific*gives everyone a look*
black thugs slapping their goonmeats away into pale daughters x
Later tonight: Hobbit toil.
my neighbour ate ramen today
Potatoes were actually first introduced into Europe to control bread prices
>>201462141while you post on 4chan
>>201462147
parasite meltdown brewing
>>201461965how is this real?
>>201462141fuck up
you have no idea where that potato has been, except in the dirt
Doing the monster mash
I text birds but they never text back(I don't think they've got any signal mate)It could be that'Cause it could never be the fact I'm an ugly twat
shlapping dat meat in daughters mmhmmfeeling those guts
literary RPG more like literally RPG
Londonpaki saving up his PIP money for the “luxury” of extra legroom on AirIndia
>>201462188refrain from posting entirely
NINOOOOOOOOOPREPARATE
lamenting the past
How many stabbings at the George Floyd carnival tonight?
made a little corner shop for my game todaymy guy is coming here to get milk because his stupid wife didn't get any (fucking bitch)
>>201462227foy
>>201462252what game
>>201462223its diego mate
>>201462244
>>201462250stabbing raw goonmeat into young pale slit yeah
>>201462252Sounds boring and stupid
>>201462265Pokemon
>>201462244Lol burn in hell terrorist cunt. Should be in Britain defending us from wogs instead of defending zog in Ukraine
ah shit they're serious nowwent and got a white man to do a uniform police officer role2TK is not playing about anymore
of course diego doesn’t care about extra legroom he’s 5’2”
smash that pastydon't be nasty
>>201462265the game im making>>201462275it is, mate. thanks for noticing.
>>201462294they aint twerking on timmy
>>201462317what’s it about
>>201462244Was this the drone strike on the building?Curious
>>201462317What’s it called? My Life: Gay Retard Simulator?
>>201462338Iskander M short range missile
love that Canada is making some posts before my bedtime ^.^
>>201462223>Pakistan airlines banned from European airspace>no direct flights with BA/Virgin cause the passengers are apparently too dirt poor to afford profitable enough fares
fake mn
>>201462371Do you sleep naked or do you wear pyjamas?
>>201462346Sent his virgin spectacles flying
Just travelled south for 1 mile, east for 1 mile, then north for 1 mile.
>Man, 34, suffers cardiac arrest 'triggered by drinking daily Red Bull' claims his distraught wife - and it wasn't as many cans as you might think.Seen same shit happened to people way younger than that.
Russia is fighting for Christian civilisation.
>>201462265sacked tranny simulator
>>201462387not going to sleep naked but youre fake Canada
>>201462346lool sent that cunt to the Oort Cloud
>>201462394vaxx status?
>>201462371he's not going to shag you mate
>>201462328a newspaper editor is working to write a story on a corporation polluting the town's riverat the end of act 1 we reveal that someone's about to publish news of his affair (so that's the family done, wife wanting a divorce)act 2 / 3 is finding out who wants to expose him, all while he races to expose the corporation
it's never been done before
yoooooooooooooooooo
>>201462422Wish you'd expose your skin to some sunlight
>>201462402I sleep naked Can’t go back now it’s too comfy
>>201462440you're being really fucking rude and i don't appreciate it
>>201462437Not that you’d know about it had
>>201462394drinking a red bull everyday would not give you cardiac arrest
>>201462128i just clearly told you where i departed and arrived you thick cuntnext time dont base your self worth on your seating position and you might not get in such a twist about it
Business idea: Buy a warehouse and build a bunch of sets for onlyfans whores and “influencers” to use. (Also I get to wank off while watching the cctv)
>>201462294amazing
the media has been posting anti-energydrink news for a few months now
>>201462469This, but toy reveals
>>201462422sounds coolis it like an RPG or interactive story game
>>201462394Daily redbull... and cans?Because we know caffeine and alcohol is a deadly blood pressure combination
cant sleep now
they get the people hooked on the energy drinks and then they collect the profits, ever thought about that?
Middle aged East Asian women in tights.
RIPhttps://youtu.be/mcjv2MT9F20
>>201462469youre rum in the head
got the mahmoud awad on
>>201462394>>201462532>watching her husband suffer a cardiac arrest after he drunk two to three Red Bulls as well as coffee.
she wants a man who can admit defeat
Grout cleaner on the bathroom floor looks like I reverted to a 13 year old
My uncle likes Nascar.
>>201462422What a ridiculous storySounds like you haven’t even finished writing it
applehorse
>>201462504What do rocket propelled grenades have to do with games?
chicken shop tart
>>201462422Stealing this idea and giving away to my /agdg/ friends as we speak.
>>201462607Why is the pic reverted? They usually turn left
>>201462632can clearly see her semitic features in this, that she tries to hide with blonde dye and heavy makeup
>>201462607Prefer wrc me
>>201462632she's got that ken griffey gigantor disease like kelly somers off of final score
beautiful woman named google storage 95% full keeps messaging me
>>201462672same saw that and went you can tell she's a jew
>>201462666Think you're an expert on Nascar do you
>Nicotine pouch in.>Cup of tea brewed.>Noise cancellation on.>ASMR videos queued up.Yeah. I’m thinking it’s comfy bed time.
>>201462665this is my best gimmick, I'm glad it's being remembered
the read
>>201462708saved one pic of your mum
>>>/vg/491925438You better think twice when you call me ESL, I'm a gangster.
>>201462666they go right on sundays
The new Reddit layout is fucking SHITE
prime minister rorke opening up a government inquiry into the potential use of TRT in chemtrails
>>201462665What does she need all those pockets for?
>>201462665going fishing?
>>201462714>ASMR videos queued up.which ones?
>>201462712
thought I needed a poo but it was just a fart ffs
>>201462713Yeah, got to wake up pretty early to get one over on me
>>201462708Her sister is after me we would be brothers
/brit/ refugee pierre le máplesyrup opening up a government inquiry into why his HRT has been stopped mid-castration
>>201462749Tampons, pads, contraceptives, condoms
>>201462730given that all you have is a plot and nor gameplay might i suggest a more suitable storytelling medium like a book
just hoovered up a massive spiderwe're now facing all the creatures that survived being eaten during summerthe winter purge will see them off
>>201462714what pouches?
Would be cool if this new volcanoic ash cloud from Iceland caused another Year Without Summer
>>201462791its 10:30PM
>>201462762all that money and still got cancer
Love pussy. Absolutely gorgeous. Beautiful. Pussy
be- prefixed words must, must, MUST make a comeback in 2025
>>201462812Summers over so who cares
>>201461776Is that the two young lads queuing up for a baked potato?
>>201462812Call it Year with Bummer
>>201462422grim fandango but shit
just want to say to that lad making the game if he's still here and especially after witnessing the utter rudeness he had to endure afterward, your game looks good mate and sounds interesting pre-emptive "fuck off/yeah?" to anyone replying to me with more rudeness
>>201462831bepooped
green party PM eco rorke looking into the potential infusion of Vitamin C, D and cod liver oil into the nations chemtrails
>>201462817got the fucking thing out especially to pull a ghostbuters on the little cunt
>>201462848Why don't you suck him off then
>>201462848shut up nigga
Why do foreigners have zero patter? Outer /int/ is dire.
>>201462831bescraned
>>201462848if I invented a game it'd be jigsaw puzzles and if I invented a specific one it'd be the one what gromit does in dog prison
>only one YouI guess that wasn't funny enough.
poo bummer
descranning dinner (pooing)
>>201462665lol I still dress like this
>>201462887low verbal IQ
sucking poo
The building of the Smithsonian coincided with the transit of Venus.
begetting these dubs
>>201462953czechem
>>201462848Gonna cry?It’s just self-absorbed half-assed rpgmaker slop about buying milk and being a boomerNo way it’s fun
beppem
ass
check 'em!
Why do Freemasons wear aprons like a bunch of fagsIf you're going to be a secret society then why not wear a black cloak with a hood? At least you look cool and badass that way.
>>201462974>.gif>doesn't move Kys
New willing pink slapshole for the cronems
>>201462999impressive very nice
>>201462999
>>201462720The read
*pulls the rope attached to the trap, the cage falls and catches this runt*>>201463031
>>201462924>>201462996>and YOUR job is going on /brit/ at basically midnight to post about the labour PM
>>201462422Mi parce Cris just said the idea it's good, lad. We gonna make it.
Petite women with flat chests and hairless small pussies. Mmmm
>>201463010it was just how I saved it, I never even realised
>>201463031
dropping the be from words, ing to d
>>201463031alri wile e. cayote
>>201462759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAJqd7amMtg>>201462809Fumi salty violet
>>201463047
>>201462831I have befouled your mother
The read
>>201463031he done it
>>201463031>>201463078Upvote
>>201463008Because Freemasons (and Illuminati, Jews, Jesuits, etc.) are just puppets of the real masterminds, the Order of the White Rainbow.
beppy
>>201462887the internet has given 3rd worlders the loudest voice they'll ever have and since they're usually quite bitter it shows in their posts
You, good sire, have one the internet today! What a kind stranger and fellow man of culture!
Tracking down all migrant hotels
>>201463150rude
>one
>Doctors with decades of experience have resigned from the British Medical Association (BMA) because of the union’s opposition to the Cass review.>Hundreds of members have gone public to voice their “dismay” at the union’s stance after its leaders rejected the review’s findings and called for the ban on puberty blockers to be lifted.Our doctors are demanding to have the right to give puberty blockers to children despite their own association's review stating it only caused harm and the evidence for its benefit was scant.
>>201462632mad how many black guys she's fucked
>>201463150Even he was just a servant of the Order of the White Rainbow. >>201463125
>>201463150based and kike pilledonly there to secure the bag
>>201463151You stupid oneker
Popular YouTuber Mutahar has left X due to his timeline being covered in “poo” jokes about Indians.
i love whygena
I'm so done with this job market bull shit. 5 years experience in software development and can't even get past some stupid coding challenges due to arbitrary scoring systems that's not made clear to me until after it's done and even then it's not made clear.
Wonderful bank holiday weekend. I love staying in corset parks because there are never any shitskins there. 100% human.
Nearly posted something but then I thought twice about it
any direct rudeboys in?
>software development
>>201463234i watched his video where he was like >windows XP on THE INTERNET>it has VIRUS! look>CONHOST.exe is open!!!! >remote desktop!!!! was insane. i thought he was a "computer guy" who should know better
>>201463246Have you tried not being a clueless spacka?
>>201463234>Popularright
Imagine it´s 1943Would you still bomb the shit out of Germany knowing most of your towns will be 50% pakis,indians,carrabians, whatever.Or would you just stay at home and say hell no and kick Churchill into his ballsacks.I mean all you had to do was learning german. Okay german language is hard to learn ngl but at least there is law and order.....https://youtu.be/4vgcYBwyw28?si=ctARngL8xChtr-Dm
Howdy
>Family fears they've 'lost everything' in Dagenham fire
>>201463234
>>201463246>5 years experience in software development and can't even get past some stupid coding challengesSounds like a (You) problem
>>201463284Yeah, just because
>>201463284Germany was destroyed. What we should have done was throw money, weapons and support at Nationalist China.
>>201463284Shan't read that.
>>201463324'alri Jane's addiction
starting to believe in astrology and how full moons effect us
reminder that in the UK they have apprenticeship programs for doctors and learning to be a physician
marea penis
Be a man, don’t watch anime
>>201463350Always sleep well under a full moon me
>>201463284Why does everyone on 4chan seem to think the war had anything to do with mass immigration?Mass immigration started in the 1960s, years after the war and was heavily contested at the time. Even then, this country was practically an ethnostate well up to the 1990s.
Kill "the vulnerable".
got a piece of apple stuck inbetween my front teeth
sucking a golf ball through a hose
mad how anywhere you go in the world now there are indiansreally makes u think
>software development Another way if saying I have no personality or social skills, aka autistic
I’ve been using a briefcase recently. It’s just a timeless look.
>>201463408Because 99.99% of people who post here are teenage fuckwits
>>201463284Hitler had no plans to invade Britain. Why would we need to learn German?
I don't know about that, but I hope anyone reading this would have enough sense to avoid fighting in WW1
>>201463274watched his youtube videos about the darknet and learned absolutely nothing about it and those are his most popular ones
>>201463453For cunts
>>201463414Is that a metaphore about saving people from all over the world from suffering or it actually happened?
>>201463453
>>201463427the new cheap labour, servant caste around the worldlike what west africa was to the colonials, india will be to the westbut instead of slavery on cotton and sugar plantations it's delivery servants, taxi drivers and fast food workers
Gay trans and proud
>>201463509>>201463509>>201463509
>>201463446makes you a lot of money in yankistan atleast until recently because of ai
LOL! Poor people are funny.
Gas all housing estates.
Reason why western countries have so much immigration is because they vote for whoever was in charge when they came
