the bird edish
too big, the cronem can take this one
>>201463446Piss off
>>201463509Britaon smells like pee. Specially pphone cabins
i plan on starting a new life in essex, new name and all
>>201463509too big
>>201463509looks like she's letting her foliage grow wild
>>201463509grass needs mowing
>>201463558But you'd still be a massive cunt
FUAWK MEEE!
>>201463509
Showertoil shortly.
aha
>>201463509corr love tits me
>>201463509wouldnt mind having a rummage in her front garden
anyone here seen a Banksy?
>>201463588Is that khaleesi
omds
Gas all housing estates, Britain does not require chavs.
There are really some bizarre things in the telegraph
>>201463632yeh he flew over my house just now
>>201463588isn't she mentally retarded?
>>201463509I would gladly relieve this lass shoulders of those fat burdens....
>>201463588Mad how expressive her face is and she had to spend 8 seasons being le stoic emotionless and smug dragon queen
>>201463521AI jobs are a memeIt's basically the newest scam
>>201463632yh used to live next to one
>>201463588IIIIIIIIIM AAAAAAAAAAACTIIIIIIIIIIIING!Was she was one of harveys girls or something?
getting shagged up the kamala harris
fox? fedcat? fedteeth? brushedtime for bed
>>201463634thats a long list for a 4/10
i'm free to be whatever Iwhatever I choose and I'll sing the blues if i want
theres some proper rum folk around isnt theresome right queer sorts
>Generation Z diners do not want to speak to waiters in restaurants and would rather order and pay for food through an app, the boss of cafe chain Bill’s has said.>Tom James, managing director of the casual dining business, said younger customers increasingly do not engage with waiters and would rather use their phones when dining out.>He said: “I just think it’s how they’ve grown up. They communicate through their phones and their devices. >“There’s no question that you’ve got to then offer that functionality if the new modern guest – Gen Z – are going to be more comfortable ordering, rather than speaking to a stranger.”Is this true or are they just looking for an excuse to fire waiters?
>>201463700post fox
Rorke weirdest fact: being 30 yo and still virgin.
>>201463659She is adorable, shut up.
>>201463700goodnight, anon
>>201463575nothing wrong with that lawn mowing culture is awful
>>201463634what does she have against her own kind
>>201463715generation sperg
imagine being iranian
this slavic bint is the reason durov got snatched free man like durov
was going to say "one more papa meat video before bed" unrelated to other posts but i said it anyway
>>201463721poordireno punchline or unexpectedness or thing that could relate to the posters here and touch a nerveyou've a lot to learn about rorke posting and /brit/ humour in general
>>201463715i believe it, they want it to be easier and quicker and they're all tech addicted spergs who don't want to be judged by a random person
>>201463724I'm not even trying to be hostile, she is actualy brain damaged
>>201463687was it this one?
>>201463715This is true for me but not because I was "raised on my phone" but because I'm autistic and have severe social anxiety
>>201463588moses parted those tits
>>201463715Both. Ordering with an app is very easy though, there's no confusion, you have time to see the options etc.
>>201463509i have never seen a woman with half the tits of these.
rorke be eating poo sarnies like groceries
>>201463659No she survived her brain going full retard. She and her mum got MBEs for fundraising for retard charities
>>201463756more of a lebanese man myself
digits decide what i have to eat
>>201463588mad how she used to be the definition of 10/10 but turned completely mid
anyone here ever tried to eat a raw onion before?
>>201463509Rancid chav.
can muslims be gay?
>>201463715BBC had an article about them not liking phone calls because they're "too intimate"Young people seemingly hate face to face or voice to voice interactions
>>201463799could have stopped your post after the first 6 words mate
>>201463816poo
>>201463816swallow air until you gget sick unless you can die from it or get hurt
>>201463831Eat them fairly grequy, why?
Nothing stopping me from buying a black Kawasaki Ninja 250 R and a leather jacket and cool helmet and cruising around the country at night
>>201463831raw onion is peng in samdwiches and burgers
>>201463816feces
>>201463774no she isn’t
>>201463831had raw onion on my chicken sandwich this morning
>>201463846Theys because they're pussies
>>201463632got one down the roadits shit, like all of his so called art
why did we turn them away?:(
rorke punching the air after reading everyone has been accounted for in the dagenham fire
>>201463854Other than being turned into a red mist by a drug dealer speeding
new studies are showing that men also have a hormonal cycle
papa meat is a pretty good channel
>>201463831
>>201463816steak au poivre with a side of potatoes dauphinois
>>201463816golf ball
>>201463903he seems like diet caseoh
rorke scuba diving
rorke's da
>>201463880TrueNiggas need to learn to have face to face conversations
>>201463816trout a la creme
>>201463899post the studies unless theyre shit (i cant tell the difference between good and bad info on the internet). CAPTCHA: PAAWH>>201463922never heard of that channel
>>201463899how about this for a hormonal cycle*does a wheelie*
>>201463852>>201463857>>201463874>>201463910Sliced onion on a sandwich doesn't count. I mean a PURE raw onion. Eating an onion in the same way you would eat an apple.
>>201463715zoomers don't want any social interaction that isn't on their terms, if they were able to function in life without talking to anyone but their close friends they would
>>201463715Only the ones that can't decide if they're boys or girls.
>>201463883They’re catholic
>>201463816toast
was going to type into google "is playing violin hard" cause i watched a video on youtube about itone of the results was "is playing piano haram"state of those cunts honestly.
>>201463842CAN they?
sysadmin fuckssofteng bucks
I'll never give up trying to create /brit/ funnny jokes and gimmicks.
rorke spelunking
>>201463945Indeed, they're delicious.
I'm a zoomer and I'm not capable of talking to forming relationships with other humans I can only talk to people I already know and even that is difficult for me nowadays
>>201463715I don’t see the point in waiters. Their job is to ask a table what they want, walk to a kitchen and tell them and then bring the food from the kitchen to the table.Every single fast food restaurant, coffee shop and cafe functions without them. Useless. And then they want tips like a bunch of yanks for doing fuck all.
rorke still looking for diamonds at Y=11 and reaching unc status
Korean men must be seething that their microdicks are constantly mogged by whites and blacks
>>201463964mongo has been posting tranny cock all day and yet this is still the gayest thing ive seen today
>>201463945have before yeah
>>201463972Looking forward to your first foray
oneitis appears to have moved job, left a hole in my heart
rorke on a mad one
rorke eating raw cock cos he's gay
told my mrs id shag her mum if the chance arose and i dont think shes best pleased, not my fault her mums fit
At least I'm not the type of person who searches "is playing violin hard" on Google.lmao
>>201463952they're mental catholics tooeven the left are 100% against abortion even if it takes out the mother they do not give a shit
>>201463939he's my comfort streamer i dont know what id do without caseoh
so glad i'm such a gay prickso sad they pooed on my dickeverybody wants to rule the world
>>201463996i enjoy having a servant waiting hand and foot on me actually, if only for a short meal
rorke turning on xray texture packs in his friends minecraft serverleftypol making a farm for everyone to use
>>201463997screaming
>>201463889Living isn’t exactly high on my list of priorities right now
There are two sexes and two genders, they are the same thing.If you have a penis you are male and you go in the men's room.If you have a vagina you are female and you gonin the ladies room.If you imagine anything else you are a lunatic and you go in the rubber room.
>>201463996good service can create a high quality experience
do men have a hormonal cycle and its just a well known fact
>>201463883Probably seemed like a burden at the time. Integration means they become entitled to British benefits and to live and work here. Malta doesn't really produce anything and was basically just a glorified naval base for the British.
Searching "is sex good" on Google.
>>201463987honestly don't understand how there's so many cunts like thisI was born in 2003 and have no issue interacting with people of any age or background or situation
>>201464045i dont have time for that but its good that you have that still ^.^
>that prostitute is falling in love with me...
>>201464123>20-FOLC
>>201464104couldn't have been a bigger burden than northern irelandshould have fucked them off too
HERE'S THE TRUTH, RORKE:YOU'VE NO MONEYYOU'VE NO STYLEYOU'VE NOTHING - BUT 4CHAN, AND XAND I PITY YOU
there's some millennial at my work and im getting sick of him and his constant need for reassuring about his ageing he asked me if i was young enough to remember MSN. I think it would be more accurate to ask if I am old enough to remember it.
>>201464155MOMMY
>>201463802The sansa rape was better
rorke constructing awe-inspiring monuments in his minecraft server
>>201464117sometimes i make 4chan posts to right click and ask copilot :324 hormone cycle doesnt count though really does it
>>201463952Very good decision then.
>>201464155Bloke with a filter
>>201464193SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my days rorke what are you doing now
rorke's the one who is weakhe will never know love, or friendshipand i feel sorry for him
>Gaza-based journalist killed in Israeli attack
got the asmr on, nightnight maters
>>201464017exgf went on a mad one when I did the same thing even though she started it>Do you think my mum is hot?>Yeah>Would you want to have sex with her if we weren’t together?>Yeah>You’re sick. You’re disgusting!Was I supposed to call her mum an ugly old cow? I’ll never understand women
How do we save Britannia?
>>201464169Young zoomers are pathetic. I'm 27 and young zoomer girls (who are all attracted to me) genuinely ask me if I'm scared about being almost 30, because they just turned 20 and hate it.
business idea: rorke? filtered.
do your mates know you post on 4chanmine are all normies and deanos and been a few time's i've been rattled on the drink and told them about itprobably think i'm even more of a freak now
>>201464161Ted Heath tried to give NI to RoI
>>201464230Nuke it
What's that song that goes la la la laa Di laah lah li laaaa
>>201464259I have no mates and haven't had a real life friend (outside of a relationship) for several years.
>>201464259youre whats wrong with here
>>201464272
>>201464259mates? mate...
Searching sexy girl naked boobies on google images.Safe search off.
>>201464244don't like women like thispractically a bloke
>>201464174>>201464211>a fucking tree
>War in Ukraine: Six killed in 'most massive' Russian air attack, Ukraine says
>>201464247You are or you wouldn't mention it
>>201464244why are her legs lacking? very weird
>don't like womenMuch love from Kazakhstan
>>201464273goldfrapp - ooh la la
>>201463509I got in trouble for wreck less driving while in college campus
>>201464291fucking twat, you facking knob womping little scouser bastard thats what you are lad facking disgraceful
cant be bothered getting through this video so gn gn
>>201464034mad ozempic is gonna put an end to all this in 2-5 years max enjoy it while you can
>>201464244I want to suck her pussy while she breaks my head like a watermelon by using her legs.
>>201464259I said a couple of times and always regreted after 20 seconds. They always say shit like "ain't that the incel site?" "doesn't they post illegal shit all the time?"
>>201464312I'm not at all, that's mong reasoning. You are probably a 2000s zoomer.
>>201464336…how did you know I was a scouser?
POPE FRANCIS: ISRAEL'S ATTACK ON GAZA IS TERRORISM"I continue to receive very serious and painful news from Gaza. Unarmed civilians are subjected to bombings and shootings. A mother and her daughter were killed by Israeli snipers while going to the restroom. It is terrorism."
>>201464247im the same age as you and i hear see the obsession with ageing more from younger millennials saw a bunch of them going on and on about how they're 35 but look so so much younger than this random group of zoomers, but a big part of why these millennials looked slightly younger than 35 was because they were skinnyfat and ugly. looking 5 years younger than your actual age isnt much cop if you look like a huge gimp
>>201464259so ex girlfriend learned about it and browsed the threads i had in the 4chan x bookmark thing. nothing nsfw or weird so it went ok.
>A mother and her daughter were killed by Israeli snipers while going to the restroom.
>>201464379The accent lad, what else?
All my mates know about 4chan. You lot must all be labour voting tarqss
>>201464259i've told every good friend i have and every good new friend i make that i was on 4chan in 2011 and stopped when i went to uni in 2015lets me let them know that i am a true OG memester who was there for the birth of many great memes and cultural phenomenons but stopped when i got a life and when "it got too racist" as i like to sayobviously in reality i came back during lockdown but i'm not going to tell them that
Do you reckon women who love the gym get angry at men who never workout but can lift more than them?
Might move to Albania for that cheap pussyI could buy a whole harem of hotties
Ah yes 2011-2015. Peak 4chan as it were.
would be embarrassing if people in real life knew about this thread
>>201464429no i dont think women who go to the gym are capable of thinking about anything other than themselves
>>201464414facking tarqs lad, facking knob womping labour voting tarqs bringing this country down lad facking oath lad facking truth that is lad
Can't think of a more runty food than "crisps"
I’m shy
>>201464453Zip it incel
>>201464460bruce you been on the crystal pistol lad
>>201464460You said it pal
>>201464429Nah, I have better stuff to think about like "is it wrong to look at your hands for hours whrn you are out with people?"
>>201464466facking shy lad we got 'ere get some facking nosh in ya gob and man up you fucking twat. facking disgraceful you are lad thats what you are
>>201463758how many arab shits you think she's wiped off her chest that day
>>201464461Haribo
>>201464387Young zoomers do seem to hit a wall fast and I'm not sure how though, even if those millennials are skinny fat. I thought this was the "looksmaxxing" generation? I'm very fit which I think helps and I regularly get told (by the aforementioned zoomer girls) that I look about 21/22. I usually think skinny fat folks look older than their ages.
>>201464328would love to look up at this sight while getting pegged
>>201464445imagine if they knew about peepee poopoo
China announces it will help rebuild Gaza.China wants to be seen as a builder, not a destroyer.It has an autocratic domestic policy, w/a benevolent, Confucean foreign policy, in contrast to the West (benign domestic policy, destructive foreign policy: e.g. wreckage of Iraq, Libya, Gaza, Sanaa, Djibouti, Somalia.)
>>201464470wtf how did you know i was an incel
>>201464508didn't ask for your life story mate bore on
>>201464485been facking blazing it lad
>>201464529The accent lad, what else?
>>201464453so true
>>201464461not gonna lie crispeating is the main dealbreaker for any relationship in my opinion couldnt be in a relationship with a crispeater. just relaxing and she opens a big bag of sensations and proper crunches and breathes while she eats and then licks her fingers after she's done. utterly grim grim grim captcha: DPM0
scranning poo down me poo pipe
>>201464520>w/awhat?
You are Under Arrest, PROOF of 2 Tier POLICINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksIu5dm_GkE
Ah yes, the benign Confucian invasion of Vietnam (in which they were summarily btfo by the based Vietnamese).
>>201464401
>>201464071damg hes kinda cute
>>201464542>bore onwe don't sign our posts here mate
Wouldn't ever date a girl with an instagram account, big red flag she's a whore
>>201464502I think the sheikhs pay other women to lick it off for her
>>201464597how so?
>>201464596nonsensical post
>>201464596lool sent that cunt into interstellar space
>>201464597bet they're devastated when you reject them
>>201464597No one will ever want to date you anyways, rorke.
>>201464093corrwho diss bintneed to look at her wokr
Israel attacking Gazza
gimmick idea: start a street interview youtube account on the streets of tokyo asking random tourists esoteric questions about varying periods of Japanese history
in the second half of prison break series 2 and it's becoming a huge slog to get throughshan't be bothering with the absurd series 3. might take me a month to finally finish this one
thinking about her poo again
>>201464596sent that twat to the dusty bank of edgeville
>child dies
>racist child murder
There is absolutely no intellectual discussion here. It's funny how /brit/ acts all high and mighty when the same level of conversation and intellect could be found in a facebook group full of the "deanos" they so love to mock.
would be the highest honour for bradley poster to call my death on /brit/
>U.S. veteran who fled child porn charges now flies drones for Russia
You are Under Arrest, PROOF of 2 Tier POLICING
Breaking news: people dieShocking turn of events
which one lads
Just figured out that on /brit/ rorke = cringe and leftypol = based= means "means"
>>201463848>brits think this is fun
>>201464675you wanting to break out of the prison that prison break has become?
>>201464637didn't ask for your life summarised mate
>There is absolutely no intellectual discussion here. It's funny how /brit/ acts all high and mighty when the same level of conversation and intellect could be found in a facebook group full of the "deanos" they so love to mock.
>>201464707lol its funny they criticise britfeel but brit genuinely has a much higher level of absolute drivel
>>20146470799% of posts on /brit/ are ironic satire
>>201464698
>>201464690How are any of those good things? Jews are delusional
Bussiness idea: add "s" to verbs
>>201464756nice selfie
>>201464740the word you're looking for is funnyand yh we do aha
4chan is a bunch of smart people pretending to be retardedReddit is a bunch of retards pretending to be smart
gay porn
ive been posting genuinely and honestly
>>201464756Done him
>>201464749sent that freak to the mouldy walls of falador
>>201464707why would /brit/ have intellectual discussion?fuck off somewhere elsethis is a lads group chat for the friendless
>>201464707/brit/ is the avant garde of comedy
>>201464773sverbs
I'll be honest lads I only come here for the poo posts
>>201464723You need some bussy on your dick mate, those sheilas aint good for you lad, facking terrible they are mate fucking whores the lot of them
>>201464779Are you calling me smart?
>>201464779thank you for a hot take from 2015
>>201464778called my grandma myra hindley oncemumberg wasnt happy
>>201464637>>201464542he's done you HAHA
lots of minor doneing happening here can feel a big one brewing, the great doneing
>>201464745pfft haha
cant fuckign sleep nowhad a nap earlier and i cant fucking sleep
Deport anyone over 18 who eats haribo or other children’s sweetsDeport anyone with those super bright halogen headlightsDeport anyone who owns any flag other than the Union JackDeport anyone with those wooden bead seat covers in their carDeport anyone who spits in publicDeport anyone with crushed velvet furnitureDeport anyone who says “senpai” or “blud”
>>201464835tried closing your eyes?
>>201464835yeah?
Might upload the PDF file of migrant hotels here later
>>201464707>expecting intellectual discussion from ppl in their 20sread a book if want to be intellectual
There is almost no situation in which it is acceptable to take more than 24 hours to reply to a text
haha guess that's me 'done' right? as in I've been humiliated? so funny and incredibly whitty, never mind the fact it's factually incorrect
Get them inGet them housedGet them on benefits
Sir Poo Barmer
just witnessed dogshit bait
>>201464842quite like those paisley looking crushed velvet stools you get in pubs tbf
>>201464858I just cba sometimes though
get the mosques builtget the sharia law courts opened get the women coveredget the koran printed
>>201464861Be quiet.
In the countersuit Angelina Jolie’s legal team filed last year, new details about the alleged September 2016 altercation emerged. The suit claimed that “Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face” and “grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her” during the altercation. Jolie’s lawyer stated the dispute started when Pitt accused her of being “too deferential” to their kids. The two allegedly started fighting in the plane’s bathroom.“Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her, and then grabbed her shoulders and shook her again before pushing her into the bathroom wall,” the countersuit read. “Pitt then punched the ceiling of the plane numerous times, prompting Jolie to leave the bathroom.”The countersuit alleged that Pitt attempted to get physical with one of their kids after the child came to Jolie’s defense.“When one of the children verbally defended Jolie, Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him,” the countersuit read. “To get Jolie off his back, Pitt threw himself backwards into the airplane’s seats injuring Jolie’s back and elbow. The children rushed in and all bravely tried to protect each other. Before it was over, Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face. Some of the children pleaded with Pitt to stop. They were all frightened. Many were crying.”Maybe it did happen. All those kids hate him, his blood ones and the ones they picked up at Netto.
sir keir holland
Sir Fear Stoker
>>201464890And that's unacceptable
Sir /brit/ Poster
>>201464858what if they're dead
Sir Keir Sterling
>>201464882
watching a british vtuber and she uses yank pronunciation for most wordsdo british zoomers really?
>>201464911No dating app has an age option below 18
>>201464886First on the plane to Rwanda you are.
>>201464959you'd know
>>201464919I accounted for that with the "almost" thoughever *Smugly folds arms*
SAMUEL HOLLAND
Only things women care about are social status and material objects because they're all self-centered whoresPut them all in cages and use them for breeding purposes only.We should sever their vocal cords, remove their thumbs and cut their achilles tendons so they can't resistAttach them to giant conveyor builds and serve them up like sushi.I hate women
>>201464968Yeah I'd know because I use dating apps
>‘Ted Lasso’ Eyes Season 4 Greenlight With Main Cast Members ReturningTV is really struggling to find hits
sir gay porner
>>201464959Nonce secret knowledge.
>>201464970alright what if they hate you
>>201464970*kneels behind you as another lad pushes you over onto your arse*
>>201464954Irish diaspora
>>201464508I think it’s an overlap of many issues at once:>stress hits you like a truck in your mid-late 20s>supplement abuse eventually catches up with you; i don’t know any millennial who juices, but 2/5 zoomer gym rats admit to it>over-reliance on photo filters>fuckin weird fad diets that are more intense than anything I’ve ever seen>zero coping and decompression skills. Like, none. And now they’re refusing to take relaxation supplements, ie pot and hooch (not that substance reliance is good, but I’d argue a beer on the weekend is good for your nerves, provided you don’t get sloshed)
>>201464959tinder used to, i used it when i was 17
Apartheid Israel has spent the past several days bombing schools in Gaza, burning scores of children aliveNow, the US and UK mobilizing their militaries to defend the ethnosupremacist state responsible for the modern Holocaust
do u guys like the game "voices of the void"? i think its really cool
Sir Fanny Farter
>>201464994who watches this shite
>>201465032I wish your voice was in a void so I didn't have to listen to your drivel
>>201464842Ate a packet of barney cakes todayMight have some Farley rusks tomorrow
benis :DDD
The danger of an all-out war in the region, involving Iran & Israel, has never been so real. This is probably the closest we've come to it in modern history.
Get on with it…
>>201465025Shut up cunt go live in brownistan if you like them so much
>>201465087remember when they killed the president of iran earlier this year
>>201465051*sobs*
>>201465113He is, check his flag
love when I know just what to say to get the runts lining up and dancing to my tune like I’m the pied piper
>>201465087Every yank will lay down their life to defend Israel.
>>201465124>>201465124>>201465124new
>>201465087yeah?*paints a palestine flag on my bollocks and lies in the middle of the gaza strip in anticipation of israeli firepower*
>>201464738Hang yourself
