>>201466963
>>201466999
yikes
Five soldiers from the 5th Battalion in the Royal Australian Regiment participate in a well-known prank on exercise in Cultana training area, South Australia c. 2007. The prank involves convincing a soldier there is an impossible sit-up challenge that is yet to be conquered. Ego in check, the soldier lays down and attempts to do a sit-up blindfolded.The illustration highlights the blurry line of camaraderie and the abuse culture, which exist in the army.
>>201467675do you have brain damage
Mad really how Darth Vader had a British accent but Anakin spoke like an American
>>201466963That little frog nigga had a weeweeThey gave him a tiny blue penis
>>201467675ah cheers found it
>>201467750Looks bigger than from my memory. Unless you've enhanced it using Photoshop like the big gay bastard you are
>>201467750the protopepe
>The moon has a smaller diameter than the United Statesdamnit's a proper midge, aye?
Drilling a hole into my skull and filling it with mercury.
>>201467834The moon shouldn't exist it doesn't make senseQuite the rabbithole
>>201467834I thought you could walk around it in a few hours
>>201467750The pp won't return.
enjoy when muhammed (piss be upon him) put a curse upon an orphan slave girl cause he had a temper tantrum once
dunno how people unironically like watching youtubers that do nothing but talkALWAYS takes so long to get to the point. such a waste of time. people have to be lonely enough to actually enjoy that
>>201467834but the united states doesnt have a diameter
>>201467689Why is he cupping the balls? I'd want to unleash the full bell, ball and crack smell
>>201467964width then*kisses teeth*wasteman
>>201467962For me,it's watching penguinz0 say the same thing over and over again for 17 minutes
>>201467970once he makes contact with your taint you let em drop
just banned christmas
>>201467708It sounds very americanalso james earl jones is literally black
>>201468049
>>201468049bloody puritans were madNot Anglican (too catholic)Not Presbyterian (too scottish)Just 110% autism. Wearing all black, calling your kids Silence and Mercy and all that shite. Just an utter weirdo.
>>201468078mid-atlantic ennit
how do i go about dealing with a cow worker that likes to pretend theyre a manager
AY YO WE FINNA SOLA SCRIPTURA AND SHIT?
>>201468110co-worker***sry, phone posting
Think I could beat up everyone In this thread Me and the lads at r/unitedkingdom would shunt you
>>201468110I'd tell him to moove it
>>201468152to what aim
>>201468110get promoted to manager and tell them to fuck off
Felt like a hacker trying to find this thread
>>>/b/923489134thoughts?
mad how the crazy frog was just that image of the grand prix car with the guy making those noises over the topnone of you zoomers will remember this of course but it was a thing on ebaumsworld way back in the day
Was about to take a picture of my shower and aparently my phone's camera broke.lmao
>>201468158lowing
>>201468291time for bed unc
>>201468291I bet you get bear pussy with your in-depth knowledge of internet history
>>201467708Its mad how Ewan Mcgregor made the effort to supress his natural Scottish accent to sound more like alec mcguiness did in the original trilogy. I guess Hayden Christianson was just too much of a lazy cunt to do the same with James Earl Jones's OT voice.Strangely enough James Earl Jones is American but used a British accent for Darth Vader for some reason. Maybe because it was just a common trope in American films for villainous characters to be British at that time.
THIS IS A BABYFROOG!!
>>201468363lol
>>201468211>/b/fbi have been informed.
Here
>>201468211i think theyre really nice
>>201468426r u gril
>>201468426That's a hairdryer mate
Need /brit/ to eviscerate Abroad in Japan just as a it decimated Backpacker Bent
got tonight's movie sortedhttps://missav.com/en/mbdd-2064
>>201468426
>>201468486i think my computer got aids from clicking this
>>201468486yeah not clicking on that you scheming leaf.
>>201468547It's just a jap bluey. Nothing we all haven't seen 1000 times before
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BumbleBee1.oggbaby bee
>>201468621kewl
>>201468621BEED
Yeah... so... here's the thing
>>201468547your loss!
I am that nigga.
*does a kickflip*Hey what's up Cody I'm just down at the beach bleachin british bitches RAW
>>201468709which one?
>>201468709that n word rorke?
>>201468426this is a no uwu zone
>TREE CLIMBING TROONA AT A beach RESORT
>>201468719you're hard mate*knees you in the stomach*
>Solar Eclipse>Jupiter sucking up debris that would otherwise destroy Earthany other astronomical proof of God lads?
is she popular in your country?
Dave, you got a minute? Let's step into my office.
>>201468745*counterattacks*
Stinks of bitch in here
>>201468782...
>>201468782Oh my fucking god.... wtf is thatI highly doubt you were >bleachin british bitches RAW
>>201468758Didn't Elliot kill her?
rorke's mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcZllhaBbOk
>>201468823>>201468811Zoomie's Destruction
>>201468728THAT nigga>>201468732im not rorke. just hate trannies and fags. simple as
>>201468823The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
no I will not watch perfect blueno I will not watch paprika no I will not watch angels egg #americanmade #USAproud
>>201468878Is that a fact?
>>201468782>vejobber
>>201468885>perfect bluewasn't even that goodvery overrated
>AHHHH, SAVE ME KAKAROT
>>201468748>Jupiter is flinging dangerous comets and asteroids at Earth rather than acting as its shield>A popular theory suggests that Jupiter acts like a gigantic protector in the solar system, sucking or deflecting dangerous debris with its tremendous mass.>But more than a decade of research has revealed that Jupiter is actually throwing asteroids towards other planetsIt's just fucking RNG
we're getting bullied again lads
if rabbits would smile, cuddle or say something once in a while people would like them more
>>201468888His battles mogged Goku's except maybe the beginning of th Frieza fight and the Cell fightJust beating tf out of your opponent isn't challenging
The late night bab n chipPlace finally added burger sauce as an actual option on ubereats cos I've ordered so many times with mayo selected and additional info saying "NOT MAYO, BURGER SAUCE PLS"
>>201468921people dont need to like rabbits more
>>201468935>£8.40 offhow'd you swing that then
>>201468935£21Can make it by yourself for £3
>>201468920>inane statement designed to drive ''''engagement''' for their ''''brand''''they could say literally anything and some moron like you will signal boost itThink about what you are doing with your life
yes i will watch la blue girlyes i will watch bible blackyes i will watch boku no pico#日本の誇り#外人よ立ち去れ
bit of a jester archetype mebit silly
>>201468940well i want to like them more but ive never see footage of one that doesnt seem bored or scared
>>201468981VASED
>>201468981you're just a twat
struggling to remember a really great british film that came out recently
>>201468949been getting 5 orders 40% off promos every week for like 2 months, meonly certain places thoughrarely make more than one order a week so maybe that's why they give me them but idk>>201468954you think i could make a doner kebab at home?
Hn just loathing that smell
>>201468954also it says clearly at the top £13.65
My native Indian name is Swinging Bigcock
>>201468981For some reason I'm stricken with a compelling reason to have this printed on a vase...odd...
Some days im hungOthers it shrinks to nothingWhats that about then?
British guys just can't win
>>201469012Just get some lamb steak, onion, oregon and bread. Sorted
>>201468981me? I'm not of a devil archetype myself
>>201469049one had a serious problem with my penis skin where it puffed up all swollen and i felt like i had a big flaccid knob for a few dayshonestly felt much better about myselfinsane how much my tiny knob has negatively affected my life
>>201468981There was a greentext on /x/ where someone met this beautiful girl who transformed into a jester and made these jokes/riddles that predicted his future or something and it came true.It sounds weird but it was pretty good.
Business ideaCreate a virus infection that swells men's knobs
>>201468981what is the silliest thing you've done in the last week?
lads..
>>201469080oh give over mum
if it were full of old people it would be called stroke on trent
>>201469100Surely you jestOhohohoho!
>>201469086how is a big flaccid knob advantageous in any waymine's looking like an acorn right now but idgaf because I'm not about to shag
>>201469110homeless men call your mum "stroke in a tent"
It's nob, not knob
would do literally, unironically, anything to have a bigger penis (and i don't mean the goofy shit surgeons do to "enhance" them i mean a natural bigger penis)would sacrifice absolutely everything
>>201469137Psychological innitCan feel it swinging around down therePowerful
>>201469108Godzirra be fukken sexy..ZAMN
>>201469110it is full of old people but they still call it stoke i think
Watching TNG S2This new Doctor woman Pulanski is such a cunt to DataEveryone loves Datawhy is she like this
just remembered this scene
Potion seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.
when the opioid crisis hits it will be called smoke on fent
>>201469164Take ROIDSIt legitimately makes your dick bigger
>>201469137what >>201469165 saidjust felt much more manlythere is always a subconscious feeling of embarrassment in my life due to knowing it's there and it's tiny
hate having shoulder length hair. especially when foreign things get in it, and how long it takes to drydunno how women manage
>>201469101good idea this
>>201469193it doesn't make your dick bigger, it shrinks your balls and makes it appear bigger as a result of it
2014 was a decade ago
im testing a device that tests for male virginity and need some test subjects
>>201469200Take the Troonkspill
>>201469164Would you sacrifice your cock and balls?
>>201469193maybe if the reason it's small is hormonal, there's nothing anywhere on the internet suggesting it will permanently increase size otherwise
>>201469243yeah i should deffo emulate an anime character. anymore fantastic advice from the omaha rapeshack?
>>201469227No, lmfao. It makes your cock bigger.>T. KNOWERTren specifically.
>>201469231What were you doing on 27th August 2014?
>>201469282How can a woman be so into a guy who is literally shorter than her?
>>201469297lanklets on the ropes
you are f cooked bro
Sha la la la la, sha la la in the morning
>>201469200grew my hair out halfway down my back and fucked it by letting it get severely matted over a particularly grim winter just gone so had to cut it all down to my own usual deano cut lengthit's probably for the best but i do miss the ability to wear much more "far out" clothes and it work because i look like some sort of artist
>>201469297Women don't care about looks. They care about vibes and charisma. It's men who are the visual gender
>>201469297It's an old video from 20 odd years ago. Before the pussy inflation crises started spiraling out of control.
>>201469285wanking
>>201469337Vibes and charisma are not visual, it comes from pheromones
>>201469354human pheromones do not exist and you'd win a Nobel prize if you could isolate them
>>201469354Possibly, in part. Point still remains though that women don't decide who they want to fuck or date based on how pretty he is
>>201469368omdz rorke, read a book
might have a wank and cum to my favorite girl (again)can you guess her name?
>>201469319chooon. mental how a song can bring back so many memories innit
>>201469386...no u?
>>201469324I don't ever have it get matted and I don't comb it nearly as much as I shouldwhat's up with that
Need to find a way to make a couple hundred quid a month from my smelly bedroom
rorpe actually thinks being racist will save the white race
>>201469277Swim and lift weights everyday Charlemagne swam every day until extreme old ageImagine being the first Euro KANG and swimming in a custom made pool err dysIt's possible, even now.For me I'll be in Thailand lifting weights in an AC gym and swimming in the ocean but on my mountain land I'll build a luxurious pool akin to how I imagine Charlemagne's to beAhhh...Im Wintertal, im Aschengrund ...Ich bin so wild nach deinem Erdbeermund.https://youtu.be/OyQ2I-hTV8s?si=eBBhuzhDjgTgBXqd
>>201469415>rorpeWhy do you keep mispelling it like that. Literally what did you mean by this
>>201469440I dont know what youre talking about
Abortions for blacks
>>201469448https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rorpe/
yank vs. brit game night when?
>>201469429
i want russia to win and i want israel to loose. What does that make me?
>>201469483illiterate
>>201469472Thats just a coincidence, you're acting crazy
>>201469474Fucking loved this game as well as Warcraft 3Never played 1 though
>>201469297He's exuding testosterone
>>201469483mohamed hitler
>>201469354>t. never spoken to a woman
>>201469496>Never played 1same :/
>>201469483That's just the standard anti-NATO third worldist position
>>201469255would i sacrifice my balls for a bigger cock? yeah
>>201469480>sorry that took awhile>I haven't had a chance to practice this one much yet
>>201469483A true understander of geo politics
Remember walking into Tesco's in like 2005 and finding a second-hand copy of Warcraft 2 in the bargain bin
>>201469406didnt shower or comb it for 6 months
>>201469536A quoter of chinese translated images
>>201469542Sounds like a real highlight.
BROKE>Pro-Russia>Pro-PalestineWOKE>Pro-Ukraine>Pro-PalestineBESPOKE>Pro-Russia>Pro-Israel
>>201469550Can't imagine how stupid and brainwashed you'd have to be to support Ukraine, a country which never even existed before 1900
Hobbit toil soon.
>>201469588Rattled lolz
Tomorrow, on /brit/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOEE0fyjVig
theyre doing this to me tomorrow
>>201469588Palestine didn't exist before 1900 eitherArabs in that region traditionally viewed themselves as Syrians
>>201469590how often do you eat macaco soup? please dont ask me if i shag chickens or goats
>>201469616Pretty sure theres a country you forgot to mention which didn't exist before 1948
>>201469629Every time you shag chickens or goats.
>>201469640True, neither of them really didIsrael had been a nation in ancient history though. Be like someone trying to revive Babylon or Phoenicia or somethingPalestine was just a regional designation
Fingering my gay anus japs eye
>>201469669So was doggerland
Brits you are doing better off than America right now thank God none of your are dumb enough to immigrate
>>201469615>>201469658>>201469732fuck off
>the year is 4000 AD>palestine? oh that's an ancient nation, of course>Zergumbia Star system X72i? it's just a regional designation, not a nation at all
the village rapist
Getting over some fucked up injuries, fucked up government mind control tech and numerous bad relationships because of itI've been waiting to live my lifehttps://youtu.be/iVfo5bIcg7w?si=4wW5RuIBqLJJ7L8w
>>201469757what the fuck did you actually mean by this
>>201469757I didn't say Palestine wasn't currently a nationBut if you go back to, say, 1900, and ask Arabs in that region what they called themselves, they definitely wouldn't say "Palestinian"
Adding "toil" after things I need to do helped me to put my mind into this workaholic mindset. Thanks to this my life will be sorted faster than I thought.
The leaf poster talking to his other personality again
I will use the power of the elements to save the world from mind control technology https://youtu.be/Q9ZBUtANFNQ?si=GHGDEuZjUT6nElYV
>>201469757the large magellanic space cloud swallowed zergumbia x72i whole 10 solar years ago you fucking retard check your holo
>>201469817There's a leftypol Canadian and a rorke CanadianDunno which one is the Canadian that bullies Mousenonce though
It's everyone else's fault
>>201469802arbeit macht frei
looking at old school friends linkedin pages
*has a poo on the floor and dives on it*MINE
>>201469905yeah never doing this me are you mental
Which one are you playing /brit/?
>>201469802>>201469802>Thanks to this my life will be sorted faster than I thought.Yeh if only 190
>>201469905
>>201469957OMGSISA now I must coom and spend all my money and attention on this whore
Deleted my linkedin while screaming and crying
>>201469957Haven't smoked in years and this has triggered the cravingsFuck you dude
>>201469928THE SPIRITTAKIN ME HIGHER https://youtu.be/JA9WbPvOB_k?si=3_8o_cF--CfZ0nuR
>>201469996>>201469905Such is the NEET life
Enjoying a cigarette. Ahhh
>Labour leader says party needs to win next two elections if it is to carry out ‘a decade of national renewal’>Keir Starmer has set his sights on 10 years as prime minister, saying it will take Labour wins at the next two general elections to reverse the “decline” suffered by the UK.
>>201470037Do they have literally any policies whatsoever that will help "renew" the country?
>>201470037Fluoride israel puppet stare
>>201470054Jail and kill all whites
Britain i hope your doing better than us because we are struggling
hold me nowI'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinkingmaybe six feet ain't so far down
>>201470083How are you struggling exactly
>>201470020Delicioushttps://youtu.be/7o_CTP79Ttk?si=On_XZE9VPLXRl9sJ
>>201470120Not jailing and killing enough Whites
>>201470070>>201470128I think you two have some emotional problems you need to work out.
>>201470156yeah, haha, both of us, haha
Bizarre incoherent thread. But by all means, do continue posting those dogs hit zingers
>>201470197>dogs hitbradley.jpeg
>>201470037Thousand year reich
Wherever I poo, is my home
I loved playing Counter Strike on my Dreamcast as a kid
spent all evening watching scary yt vids and now im in bed afraid
Is Israel the Biblical homeland because it is at the crossroads of Asia, Europe, and Africa?
>>201470269>scary yt vidslink me some
>>201470259ever play it?
Crazy Frog Early Life Section
2 election fuhrer
why is joanne so weird lads?
Rorke's bedroom
>Thinking about your second term before you finish the firstthat's addiction!
>>201470308mould
>>201470272What about the Americas, Australia, and Antarctica
>>201470329I don't get it
Getting some runts riled up on another thread
The resident trannies are crying about JK Rowling at 3 in the morning again
>Child struck by driver on Memorial Drive SE near school Monday morning
>>201470308not entirely sure what either of them meant by this. obviously shes expressing disapproval at the trannies but i dont quite get how its being established here
>>201470338Stay here you selfish cunt. Fucking dead in here, full of szchizo yanks
>>201470338no runescape, toby.
>'My child was a good child' | Community rallies behind teen struck by vehicle while in bed
>>201470311looks too clean for that
Riowling is a whore bitch white whortew fuck behcnod
being homosexual bumping brat
>>201470336look at the walls
>>201470311does he bum his mega man dolls do you reckon
>>201470286>>201470417
mental how this childish yank has made bradley posting feel cringe and gay.
>>201470433
riling the runts up like oiling up a big willy
>>201470433Yanks can run any great idea into the ground. It's their protestant upbringing
>>201470433it was always cringe and gayyoure cringe and gay
>>201470329What the actual fuckShe’s a billionaire
>>201470390>struck by vehicle while in bedhow???
>>201470428just had to give them my data they seem so desperate
>>201470468drunk driver, presumably
black players in runescape should get unarmed BBC whack ability
>>201470428why would you willingly dox yourself like that
>>201470308I think with her and Graham, they're so incredulous of the powers that they've relied on the entire lives (centre left establishment figures) to go along with something that is so patently false through mere convenience of not running contrary to the politically correct zeitgeist.I think I'd have a mental breakdown too.But then again I'm near 3 decades younger than them both and a rorke who expects it from the establishment so believing something patently untrue from leftypol is less of a shock to my system.
>>201470484you have to stop this, toby. it's not healthy
Django sold me an XL BBC dildo at the Draynor market
playing s
>>201470530no more of this, toby.
hate how bad my mouth hurts when i eat food
luv how good my mouth feels when i eat food
https://youtu.be/nx1zxMwOTGw
>>201470477fucking how? did he smash through the walls?
>>201470329it's not mould it's some weird mural
love how good my cock feels when i wank
>>201470570>Police say a driver who plowed through a fence and into a house allegedly failed a sobriety test. NEW ORLEANS — A teenage boy is fighting for his life after an SUV slammed into the home where he was sleeping.
>>201470565>https://youtu.be/fuck off phoneposter
>>201470565mad how yankland is the only country that innovates and everyone else just plagiarises them
>>201470565stay phonechad you are based baseder than your haters
>>201470570you forget the walls here in the new world are made of gypsum and a few 2x4s
>>201470599baseder isnt a word
>>201470604>>201470604>>201470604>>201470604
>>201470565riveting stuff
>>201470617not using that one
>>201470661
>>201470668nigga saved the thumbnail oh my days
