the dog with the human face edition
Doing a shit
don't understand why other people are allowed to be happy and well-adjusted and i'm not BUT IT MAKES ME ANGRY
>>201474655*tickles you*
>>201474655You're in a personal circle of hell
Why does my soulFeel so bad
>>201474623The other dog looks like Bismarck.
Hey, I find you interesting. I'll be brunching this Sunday, if you care to join me. I'll send you an uber at 1pm.
>>201474720...yh
get in just got oasis tickets
>>201474623Brits are Cynocephals
>>201474729Gonna sell it on at a massive mark up?
>>201474623is he real?
>>201474623lol saved
why does my arsefeel so bad
why does my holefeel so bad
arse without a face
unprotected sex with high-end prostitutes
reckon they’ve left the oasis reunion a little too late imo even just a few years ago I’d have been more hyped not really arsed now country is too downtrodden
just woke up haha
>>201474855Yeah only worth doing if they become an anti-immigration mouthpiece
>>201474871Ah, was hoping it was a sloppy oneThis is disappointing
>>201474871How much does this cost. Asking for a friend
>>2014748551 good album
Don't care for oasisInsist upon themselvesAnother tavistock creation
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>>201474962Exactly
Mental how anyone gives a shit about an Oasis reunionThey're not going to be any good at performing are theyAnd it's not like they're going to make any new music worth listening to
>>201475034If you're going to post NSFW, at least make it worthwhile
Ah yes get your speakerphone nice and loud while on the half 7 seven Very good
used to crush my ritalin pills and snort them, called it "diet coke". dunno if anyone else did that but it was good times
>>201475046
>>201475049Wow this post made no senseI don't think I slept enough this weekend
>>201475082did chris chan draw this?
>>201475073yeah I did that a few times. injected rit a few times as well. never really liked it.
>>201475098
>>201474962finally a good post
On a windy walk with my windy dog
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=530546584&title=Samson_Option>in the "aftermath of a second Holocaust" Israel's surviving Dolphin-class nuclear missile submarines would retaliate not only against Israel's attackers, but "bring down the pillars of the world (attack Moscow and European capitals for instance)" as well as the "holy places of Islam." He writes that "abandonment of proportionality is the essence" of the Samson Option.Doin a reas
>>201474962This broke my phone’s screen width haha
kind of ironic that assuming someone suffers from racism is a racist stereotype
Dark coffee brewing.Dark thoughts brewing.Dark poo brewing.
>>201474623Shih-tzu is master race of dogs.
>Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th / 5th July>Manchester Heaton Park - 11th / 12th / 19th / 20th July>London Wembley Stadium - 25th / 26th July / 2nd / 3rd August>Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th / 9th August>Dublin Croke Park - 16th / 17th AugustIt's happening lads.
>>201475073why not just swallow the pill normally
>>201475312Wrong
A Chinese nudist named Hang Dong.
>>201475235what a good boy
you will never forcefully fuck a girl the same way a brickie can
>>201475316?
>>201475316why the fuck they kicking off in Cardiff
this is my world today
>>201474623real or edit?
>>201475357they'll be kicking off at Glaston most likely
>>201475365This post is extremely low qualityJanitor, attend to him
>>201475370>They will not, however, be headlining Glastonbury festival as was rumoured over the weekend, nor playing 10 dates at Wembley and Etihad stadiums respectively.Might be true, they might be keeping that bit under wraps for now.
never even heard of oasis meassuming they are an English rock band formed in Manchester in 1991 fronted by Liam and Noel Gallagher though (inferred from the name)
>>201475319Aus education
>>201475390yeh who knows. just seems coincidental that the tour starts just after glasto
>>201475073don't they have a shitton of caking agents and other stuff? don't snort that shit
>starmer in>oasis back THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER
Lol at the reunion timing
>>201475235<3
>>201475398Classic
>>201475425your mum's arse must have a ton of caking agents phwoar
>>201474776>>201475366of course he's real don't be so silly
The wider space was innocentBut the man with the sketchbook had so much more to say
>eight stabbings
took an L on the a ma maniere jordan 3 drop - ya boy only left his ass in two raffles having signed up for 4 originally. i ain't sweatin these Ls at ALL dog. them joints is whack an resale ain't there. i ain't finna drop 2 hundo 10 on some kicks AND go to the post office just to make like a tenner - nuh uh.
every so often i remember that i'm at least 1/8th french and shudder
every so le often i le remember that i'm at least le 1/8th french and le shudder
every so often i shit myself in public
>>201475468And 7/8 Chinese, ni hao m8
>>201475316are they on sale now
normoids flocking to their social media to profess their love for a band they have never once mentioned
been getting short of breath lately, can you develop asthma in your late 20s?
>>201474655This. And on top of that I'm stupid
oasisters...we won!
>>201475519>been getting short of breath lately,personally I'm going long on breath but you do you
oasiss reunion front page of the bbcmad fer it
>>201475497hopefully you live in a city so no one notices with all the indians scurrying about
>>201475446yes she does, how did you know?
Every red hot chilli peppers song is just a bunch of slow guitar riffs and them saying ”california is cool” in 10 different ways
Alla rriba rribaEn ual de roncalesTengo yo mi escaY mis pedernalesY mi çurronçitoDe çieruos cerualesHago yo mi lumbreSientome doquiera.
>>201475552when the country needed them most.....they returned
Nude women!
>>201475567wow so insightful never seen this take before
>>201475567Yes
>>201475519Vaxx status?
>>201474962insightful post
think the boozing is makign me bald
oasis is only reuniting because inflation and the need to make more moneytTotRoPtF
Think the baldness is making me booze
Did the shitty 90s “rock” band reunite? That’s good. *puts on some Slayer*
aussie lads fighting drop bears on the way to the bottleo to buy a goon sack before having an upside down wankeroo to angela white then praying to shane warne before bed
going to get an oasis ticket even if it costs me a grand off a reseller
>>201474072to watch it
>>201475686I remote viewed and saw them no-showing
When's lost prophets coming back for a reunion?
oh yaythe boys are back in town
we at /brit/ say RIP to sycho sid vicious
>>201475316The next /brit/ meet up
Dangerous day to be a can of Carling and a barber who doesn't do mod haircuts
*snickers*
Doing the inverse of every boomer advice and becoming a millionaire by age 30
>Police arrested more 330 people with incidents at the Notting Hill Carnival over the weekend as a mother was among three left fighting for her life after a stabbing. >Eight people suffered stab wounds while one person was allegedly attacked with a corrosive substance.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2n091v4m5o>be communist country>do capitalism better than anyone so that very capitalist country craps their pants and has to fall back on government regulation plugging a bullet wound with a barbie plasterthe west is pathetic
Scenes when Noel fumbles all the guitar solos because he's a 60 year old alchi and Liam rips his voice to shreds on the first night going too hard on Slide Away
>>201475776Why do you care?
After careful consideration, I have made the decision to go absolutely batshit insane.
noel gallacher would never have gone back on everything he's been saying about his brother if it wasn't for post covid inflation requiring their companies to make more money
Need one of those Japanese cakes that are all soft and jiggly.Also need a girlfriend with an arse like one of those Japanese cakes that are all soft and jiggly.
>>201475845hi owen
>>201475850Noel has only spoken highly of Liam to be fair - there's clips of him immediately following the breakup encouraging Liam to keep going and saying that he liked some of his solo work. The shit flinging has always been one-sided except for when Liam had a spat with Noel's wife and daughter.
>>201475776it was mostly peaceful celebration of diversity you far-right thug
Going to rain at 11am right through to the evening. Might take my incel walk early.
blood in my poogreat stuff
>>201475789>Canada>very capitalist countrykek no country with fiat currency is remotely capitalist let alone a welfare state shitehole like C*nada
>>201475933why aren't you at work?
>>201475843Because I'd rather not have to pay taxes towards a stab fest in the capital city
The masculine urge to throw yourself in front of a fucking train
>>201475909I seem to remember him talking shit about liam frequently on russell brand's radio show
>>201475962what about the millions of people that didnt get stabbed?
>horrible weather over the bank holiday weekend>25 degrees this weektake the fuckign PISS
Mostly peaceful stabbings
>>201475961I got made redundant at the end of July. Decided to take August off. Been to London and the North East. Had a good time in both. Got back home at the weekend. Only applied to a couple of jobs yet and didnt get one and havnt heard back from the other. Will be putting in applications today but might as well go a walk while the weather is fine.
>>201475125Holy fuck
Quit my job at the start of August because I hated it and wanted to do something better. Been looking for something that will pay me enough to move out and live like a normal adult. No luck yet.August 2023 that is.
>>201475713£50 million quid for about 7 tour dates? think they'll just about manage
dadberg's finally managed to quit smoking after 45 years
>>201476007neets stay winning
been unemployed for 10 years, can't even remember what a work routine felt like and highly doubt i could ever be reintegrated into a field of work at this point
>>201476069don't sweat it lad, i've been unemployed for 13 years and still considering my options
>>201475953economic trade isn't capitalist or communist. thats just like the flow of water. what makes a country capitalist is if the government is pressured to write laws for those private traders. china does trade but has an ideology over and above private trade. america claims to have an ideology above trade - democracy - but companies have much bigger influence than voterswhat pisses the west off about china is that china still has a coherent ideology -communis - above trade and industry. hence they have crack downs on corruption which is framed by western media as a 'corruption problem' but the difference is the west integrates corruption into the system completely dissolving any other national priority
>>201476069> Been looking for something that will pay me enough to move out and live like a normal adultLMFAOthose days are long gone mateI still live with the 'bergs. £35k a year should be enough to rent alone but it just basically isn't if I want to have any money left at the end of the month
>>20147614035k is plenty enough to move out
>>201476134pipe down commiemong
>>201474962>Vfound it
>>201476134>if i redefine everything to mean something different from how everyone else on the planet uses the word, i can win argumentsthis is like 90% of Marx's writing so im not surprised it's the go to of an actual commie kek
Wukong chads...I kneel
>>201476157if you move out on £35k you'll only ever be renting for the rest of your life
opportunities available in all walks of life in australia
>>201476185DEI mongs on suicide watch
>>201476197Salaries go up you know
>>201476183you literally defined the definition of 'western capitalism' as a cope in your first post
>>201476210to maybe match inflation, that's it
>>201476130>>201476140But I'm in my 30's now. I spent the entirety of my 20's working shitty jobs and not earning enough for a mortgage without putting down a £60k deposit.Been living on my savings for a year. Can't really carry on like this. Might just move to China like everyone else.
>what pisses the west off about china is that china still has a coherent ideology -communis -
sod it all, i'm moving to hollywood to become a famous actor
>>201476210haha maybe in Kakadu but wages have been stagnant in the UK for decades
>>201476127ktim... feels hopeless
>>201476220Yeah mate everyone's salary only increases to match inflation after getting their first job
ags urt daa ivk oee
>>201476216>literally>'western capitalism'see you use the word literally and you use quotations to quote me saying something that.... neither i nor anyone else in the thread ever said literally the most obvious strawman ever, unironically quoting something that i didnt say (nor did anyone else so you didnt just mix up anon posters)disingenuous little runt so you are
>>201476255mate you don't know how dire it is here lmfao
>>201476127>>201476253What do you do with your time and how can you afford to live?
remember when women were wet over this lad? wonder what the past decade has been like for him rotting away in supermax
>>201476272You have two choices in your life right nowA) continue this silly argumentB) find something better to doChoose wisely
>china beats canada, america and europe at capitalism>actually those countries weren't doing capitalismstupid australian spastic wrote this and then claimed it was someone else who was redefining terms to suit themselves
>>201476127Got my first job in 10 years and I start next week Stacking shelves 20 hours a week for $32 an hour Hope I make it to Christmas
The gf is preggers. Might go join the army for a steady job
>>201476279arsehole like the channel tunnel
I've been rotting away in a smelly bedroom
>>201476272direct quotes are only one use for quotation marks you retard
>>201476004Tell that to the parents of the 8 who did
really must think about getting out of bed
>>201476296That's not bad money for only half a work week
>>201476306a bloke like that is locked up 23 hours a day and never sees anyone but prison guards and perhaps his lawyer
>>201476288ah yes the morally superior leftwing aussie comes in to concern troll, pretending to be an unbias observer while only picking on people who he deems to be not left-wing, spending 18 hours a day doing so, then telling others to get a life while the smugness seeps through his bitter posts like the title of an owen jones opinion piece
>>201476296strewth, you got deanos down under?
Gen z boss and a mini
>>201476296>32 Australian Dollar equals 16.42 Pound sterling>16.42 * 38 * 52 = 32445.92>£32k for stacking shelves full timeHow do I move to Australia?
>>201476365You don't get itEverything these costs 3x
i stack shelves but i'm autistic so it's a dream job
in the 00s you could go to australia and get paid ££££££s for doing the same job as in the UK and you could buy a mansion for like £5
>>201476377Yeah mate 3x for sure, just the other day went out and 2L of milk cost me £12 bloody hell
>>201476038didnt ask for your life story
>>201476337Well that money is per hour so I don't think it matters if its full or part time I can pick up extra shifts up to 35 hours and I get $40 for Saturdays and $45 for Sundays which I'm going to prefer, but no extra wages for nights which is likely where the extra shifts will be
>>201476406>go to australia and get paid ££££££sactually we switched to the dollar in the 60s
>>201476377https://gersonrelocation.com/cost-of-living-australia/Doesn't look like it does
>>201476409
>>201476407I just looked at woolies$6 for eggs and 90% are out of stock
worked 2 days in a supermarket and thought “nah I’m not spending my time doing this” so just never went backI’m sure it’s great if you have a family waiting for you at home but nah I’m not doing that just so I can wake up tomorrow and do it all again, for nothing
>>201476377I just bought 2 weeks of food, for two people, including a few snacks for the weekend cause it's my sister in laws birthday for $180 which is about 100 quid in English money, less than really 3kg of chicken, tonne of rice, sauces, veggies, stock etc. and 500g bacon, beef and tuna to vary the protein a little And my rent is half that of when I lived in the UK
>>201476409>Well that money is per hour so I don't think it matters if its full or part time*Pushes you against the wall and grabs your neck*Look here MATE, I was providing you with a short encouraging post now don't go FUCK it *Backs off"Congratulations again on the job
Bruce, please stop winding the neets up
>>201476463nigga almost fell into the travis bickle lifestyle
average rent in australia is like noine handred dollary doos a week but average wage is like 8000 dollarydoos a week so it's no wuckers
>>201476185got it free with my new pc, still haven't plated it because the money looks dumb
>>201476408Thats not my life story its why i'm not at work today.
>>201476471thanks x and yeah overall it's gunna be a good wage5 month contract for Christmas, ends first week of Feb, but they say if I tick the boxes I'll go permanent (still casual technically though) because people will leave in that time so they'll need some slots filling inRejoining soyciety
>>201476463Did this at amazon but left half way through my first day. Watching people dead in the eyes pushing parcels onto conveyer belts. Just said nah this isn't for me and left. They still paid me for half a shift for some reason though which was nice.
>>201476512Yeah?
>>201476453oh no! hahaha
Might move to Australia.
>>201476463>for nothingmoney?
>>201476471Did ya now Mug
if I didn't have a degree and thus the means to get a decent job like I do now I would 100% be a criminalthere's no way I'm working at fucking amazon or tesco there's just no fucking way
>>201474623>English shepherd
>>201476526So what's your current job
doing a remarkable poo. my word.
>>201476588...unemployed
>>201476577GCHQ
>>201475883you mean pudi pudi?
Fucking YES lad The way I see it, right Noel is the poet and Liam is the town crier Also, I don't usually mention this but here's a definitive list of top oasis tunes:supersonicacquiescesome might sayslide awaylive foreverlylacast no shadowbonehead's bank holidaythe masterplanrock n roll starshe's electricmorning gloryimportance of being idlelisten upgo let it outhalf the world awaycigarettes and alcohold'you know what i meangas panic!underneath the skylittle by littlecolumbiait's better peopled'yer wanna be a spacemanchampagne supernovatalk tonightstand by medon't go awayfalling down*I didn't include don't look back in anger/wonderwall because everyone knows about them but they are also absolute certified timeless beltersI fucking love oasis lads. Fucking mad for it. Oasis are british culture in it's truest form, the entire country knows the words to wonderwall off by heart Absolutely BIBLICAL Fucking CELESTIAL Blur are alright too I suppose, they have a couple of decent tunes As you were LG x
>>201476580poo
I want someone to touch my legsrightnow
>>201476550We're full unless you're a native of northwestern europe in which case we need everyone we can get
>>201476611done him there
>>201476618*puts my hand on your thigh*
>>201476610haven't seen this pasta in a while
mumsy says I have to go back to the GP because I’ve sacked off the last 2 jobs I’ve had in under a weekshe says I’m not well, that it’s a disease just like a broken leg is a real thing and it needs treatment. She says the doctors have pills they can give you these days that make you better, make you want to work. I say yeah sure mumsy, maybe this time will be different to the last 6 times I went to the doctor. I’m sure the “pep pills” you keep talking about but have never been on yourself will be different to the SSRIs and SNRIs I was on before and which did fuck all. I’m sure this time will be different for no reason whatsoever so sure I’ll go.
>>201476516have sex
part time shelf stacker in australia on 32k a year worlds gone
>>201476610defo gonna try and get tix on saturday when they go on sale
>>201476610terrible posti am happy to see them back though
Yeah can't imagine doing something like processing packages or stacking shelves, just not dignified is it?*Looks at my phone to see 5 posts in a row saying "gay poo porn dance" and hits refresh*
why is it grim up norfwhat's the problem
>>201476624I'm a native of northwestern england. When do I start and do I need to provide my own boots?
Can you teach AI to hate the French?
>>201476647thats like 15k here. poverty levels in australia
>>201476662precisely mate
>>201476610what drugs have you done while partaking in british culture
>>201476643Maybe she shouldn't have done such a terribly shit job at raising you, has she considered that?Failure to launch is always rooted in terrible, present-but-absent parenting
>>201476526The only reason jobs suck is because you have to work around other people that suck.
>>201476463>>201476526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=301gCCYMqwE
gay poo porn dance
>>201476663industry is gone so now everyone is pooralso lots and lots of pakis
>>201476652that video is an example of what true oasis fans look like and I am MAD FER IT
>>201476647£32k full time shelf stacker actually. Don't blow it out of proportion.*looks at Indeed at all the £24k full time skilled job roles*
>>201476639not like that
>>201476708Housemate is a city man so love telling him oasis suck every time we watch the games haha but i actually like them init
Ive been considering a move to Australia myself. I love living in England and would probably hate living in Australia, but getting work here is a nightmare and i'm not going anywhere in life. Over there I could make a fortune and get decent work doing FIFO. At this point the only thing keeping me from moving is my grandad being alive. I don't want to leave him behind with nobody going to visit. He probably doesn't have another winter in him so likely going to go next year.
pooing is a rather enjoyable enterprise as long as it doesn't happen by accent, as it just has for me
>>201476721>£24k full time skilled job rolesit is unfathomably grim
>couldn't have a proper shit this morning for some reason>weighed myself and I'm a kilo heavierMental how much poo weighs
>>201476756That's a big poo
They found something they couldn’t explain in Mount Shasta in California then the government stepped in and told everyone to go home.
>>201476743what you get when you overeducateaussie TAFE system is brill no matter how much these idiots complainbeats 60% of people going to uni for nowt
>>201476644Had a wank yesterday and prefer to leave it a few days before shagging.
in bed picking my nose
if i buy a flat bed transit to start picking up scrap metal and pallets and things do i need a specific license or can i just do it
>>201476762Unless I've gained 1kg in a day it is
>>201476763Entrance to Telos
>>201476663no jobs, crap weather, broken communities
WFH: logged onMouse wiggler: initiated/brit/: loadeddossing: commencing
>>201476781pikies just do it
>>201476663I'd get a knock on the door if I told you the truth
>>201476781It'll get torched by the local pikeys
>>201476794KTIM
mad how asda used to be cheap but now it's as expensive as morrisons
>>201476794ktim, I can't even remember what I was working on
puddi puddi puddi puddi giga puddi!
>>201476830I went to ASDA for years, moved near a Sainsbury's and my food bills have gone down if anything.
i honestly wouldnt care if my sister had a black bf
>high 20s next weekcorryeah
>>201476850get a life spaedo
>>201476850yeah but your a paki
That's the euromillions ticket bought. Shall be posting from my yacht this time next week
>>201476830started shopping exclusively at aldi, they're so much cheaper to the point that i wonder if their beef is secretly horse, but what i don't know won't kill me
>>201476610They have like 5 good songs max.
lad i went to school with lives in a fucking giga old country mansion with fuck loads of land in surreynever went to uni, nobody knows what he does for work or much about him at all. genuinely reckon he might be a glowie
>>201476302good luck!
>>201476882he works there
>>201476850me neither tbf, would love to see her fuck up her life even more
>the awful oasis pasta got 5 (You)s
going to try and get a ticket for edinburgh but just know ticketmaster will mysteriously not be working
i read criminal cases in my spare time hoping one day i'm ready to be a criminal lawyerhttps://www.caselaw.nsw.gov.au/decision/19188a245d03811a93c87d05
>>201476930Are you a woman?
>>201476927I also sent it to my mate
>>201476882he's secretly some old money tarq, duh
>>201476862>lottery winner assassinated by haarp
>>201476943>getting (You)s outside /brit/devilish
>>201476882got into bitcoin when it was less than a dollar like i almost did
And when I leave this islandI'll book myself into a soul asylum'Cause I can feel the warnin' signsRunnin' around my mind
>>201476929can't you trade smack for a ticket?
money doesn't make you happy, it just makes you thirsty for more money
>>201476929what are you implying?
just applied to be a miner
>>201477001Bit old for that aren't you?
hate when you're so hung over that you can't even have some hair of the dog without throwing it straight back up
>>201477001Mate moved to Oz years ago to work in a gold mine and earns shit loads
>>201476862nice one lad where will you sail first?
>>201477016>hungover on a tuesday grim cunt
>>201477016maybe you should grow up a bit
>>201477039not telling me anything i haven't told myself
>>201477029Couple laps of Britain sticking my fingers up at everyone then off to Bali or Ho Chi Minh
>>201477071bali is the benidorm of asia mate. dont bother
not had a drink in 2 weekswish i could keep it up but unfortunately drinking is required for a social life in this country
>Like Rod Stewart, Eric Clapton, and Neil Young, Collins is a model railway enthusiast. Based
i only drink when i can't get any opioids
I love Oasis. And I know a guy with top connections at ticketmaster. Can get free tickets for sold out events. Unfortunately I have absolutely no one to go to Oasis with and so there isn't much point going.
>>201477096>bali is the benidorm of asiaYou don't need to sell me on it mate it's already on the agenda
>>201477106give me his name mate say i’m a mate of yours
>foreigners are shouting outside alreadyDo they not have a job fucking hell
>>201477098>unfortunately drinking is required for a social life in this countryany western counrty
rorke smelting bog iron
blursisters, our response?
>>201477132yes but they're all entrepreneurs so they set their own hours unlike you you wagie cuck
thats the best
>>201477135it’s worse here than it is in north america or southern europe over in america it’s treated strangely and meds like to drink but hate getting drunk. they have a few glasses and leave it at that.
can't breathe
>>201477161then i want to live in the UK then
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>>201477217>>201477239>>201477261Yeah?
Reunions are pathetic, and old men re-enacting themselves for money and personal sentimentality have lost all dignity. Meanwhile, Autechre have been releasing music uninterruptedly for decades, keep playing and touring, and are at the top of their game, with every new release a leap forward in their creative development.
>>201477217*performs mouth to mouth on you*
>>201477278did the man make the avant garde sound on the keyboard?
>>201476663It's like the Rust Belt for brits
