Suga Show edition
Don't think we haven't noticed this shite early edition just because you haven't linked it yet.
Government should give me a job or else I'll start flushing entire packets of baby wipes down the loo.
>>201477278that’s why everyone will be having a laugh and good time at oasis, making memories and re living classic brit pop tunes while you sit in your smeggy bedroom listening to your virgin band
>>201476941yes
When are we getting a Lost Prophets reunion anyway?
Imagine how fucked up it will be if Hell is real and you actually get tortured and burned alive for all of eternity?That would mean I would be in eternal agony because I used to bait nonces on Omegle as a kid with the FBI copy pasta and have them kill themselves.GRIM!!!
>>201477318corr!
discovered how to do big cums, didn't realize you were supposed to stop wanking when you were about to spaff but if you grip the base of your willy and hold it back you fire off like a rocket
>>201477324when they release are Ian to make room for twitter chuds
>England is so culturally bankrupt that the biggest thing is a half assed reunion by a glorified pub rock band from the 90'sgrim
I have eaten poo.
>>201477355this would be big news even if england weren’t culturally bankrupt
>>201477355Bread and circus
need ian watkins released from the clink to teach me about oral... hygiene
>>2014773071 good album
what was ian watkins laptop password again lads
why do white british girls hate white british men so much?
>>201477355Go back to your town hall and watch the prawn sandwich brigade act out Richard III for the 187 millionth time
>>2014773813 good ones definitely maybe wtsmgbe here nowthe hindu times was shite
lads if you ever go to prison make sure you're a junkie first because they give you buprenorphine in there which feels like heroin and will make your time a breeze
>>201477384because they just follow the mandated "consensus" pushed by the establishment
>Bored at toil>Search up linkedin of a lad I went to school with >"Senior Research Executive at blah blah blah">Wew that sounds important!>Search up salary of job role at company>£27-32k
>>201477406was on the detox wing once and that was a grim experience, was on the subbies
>>201477355>Zoomer mongs will have another identity to acquire and tell you about this new band you’ve never heard of after being made aware of their existence
Northern Ireland is actually so based when it comes to racism because the way they operate with paramilitary oversight the "far left" and minorities never so a word.Some far left twitter mong took a picture of a bunch of protesters and the next day the UVF burned his house down kek
>>201477452cokelad? i didn't know you dabbled in opiates
>>201477447>executivehowling
>>201477460bvsed....
>>201477386i honestly don't understand how people go to multiple performances over the years (and some within the same season)it's a highbrow version of the plebs who go to marvel flicks daily to help get them a billion in revenue
>>201477447loooooooooool and they're always in London as well so it's proppa povvo
>>201477447grim really back 20 years ago he would have at least had anonymity m
>Senior executive managing department lead director - Band A>£24k - £28k p/a depending on experience
>>201477447Haha nice one Spainnonce
>Yeah, you wouldn’t understand Oasis, it’s for us working class people
if you're not making 200k by the time you're 30 then I'm afraid you've failed
Northern Ireland is a complete shit hole which is basically ran by old men paramilitaries but it's genuinely so based how it operates.Basically any foreigner who moves to Northern Ireland (specially Belfast) like a hawk and the second they do anything wrong they are forced to leave their homes and are violently attacked, antifa or "far left" don't exist because again they would be violently attacked or shot by paramilitaries.The idea of blacks or minorites rioting or grooming in Northern Ireland is basically impossible, shame about the shit economy and the retarded population
Fetch the fetaGrab the grapes
>>201477545Spainpaki would get triggered by that post and write a seething cope reply
brit more like fart
What's Oasis's stance on immigration
>>201477581it’s not 1981 anymore mate belfast is full of pride parades and immigrants like anywhere else in the uk i’ve actually been to northern ireland
18 year old zoomoid brother and all his mates buzzing for oasis yet they weren't even around to understand it, oasis music means nothing if you weren't alive when it was madethe musics shit without the context
Why aren’t Western women feminine anymore?
>>201477532
Not allowed back in the local JC Penney because I keep going into the dressing room to try on pants and then poo in them.
>>201477636What is there to understand about Oasz
might be eggs and bacon kinda morning de lads
>>201477636was born in 03 and been listening to oasis for fucking years i’ve as much a right to be there as anyone else cunt
>>201477621>Full of pride events Fags are accepted these days, I'd love to see what would happen if the Muslims did one of those praise Allah parades like in London kek
Dungeons and Dragons can help autistic people gain confidence and find their inner hero
>>201477681FOLC
>>20147766590s early 2000s council estate living
>>201477621Speaking as someone from Belfast mate I can assure you it's not the same as the UK, a Muslim kid punched a kid from Belfast two months ago and the next day his entire family were forced out of the country and the muslim.kids dad got beaten with hammers
i barely had any dicks inside me
>>201477692So can fingering a fat bird behind the bins on a saturday night
>>201477681you listened but you'll never get it
>>201477692
Find it so cringe when people make the music they listen to their entire personality, almost with some arrogance about it, not sure what modern disease is responsible for this. It’s almost every zoomer, seems I dodged it.
wish i didn't have to click "i understand and wish to continue" every time i click an edgy video on jewtube, my youtube account itself is almost 18 years old
seething boomers gate keeping oasis, who could have seen that coming
>>201477705Oasis doesn't represent those people anymoreCan guarantee they will open their first gig with a political message against council estate rorkes
so mental how many of you just spend all morning here talking about work and salaries and how you've failed and someone else is earning this and that and oh god london oh god australia oh god housing market oh god why is there no hope why is my stomach twisted up allt he time oh god oh godjust shut up you fucking mongs. this is not some subredditjust fuck off
>shows a Japanese fella a sausage roll>SSSUUUUUUUUGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rorke’s dahttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1724742494091438.jpg
>>201477787marlon brando
>>201477724>>201477729ain't jokingit's sciencehttps://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/13623613241275260
>>201477777quints of pure truth
Do you lads pass the sausage roll test
>Order placed 16 July 2024>Arriving 9 SeptemberAmazon on a mad one
>>201477825for me, it's checking prime only on my search
cat tug
i have social anxiety
>>201477825They give it to you for free after a certain point
>>201477841*socialises near you*
>>201477841Boo!
>>201477838>checkingFOY
he’s got mennal elf he need full PIP it not right, it not right
>>201477839that's nae a cat
the bankers and their holidays
>>201477307desu i'd have to bve dreagged to oasisseen both brothers live seperately at festivalscare not one iota for them
>>201477851ah!>>201477854ahhh!
It's mad how Amazon makes so much money they basically just give you free stuff or money these days.I ordered a £600 monitor and literally sent them back a £30 old monitor which was a completely different brand and they refunded the entire amount
>>201477825i never trust amazon
>>201477872the hell?
>>201477709Based
Doing a think...
fuck, i thought only foreigners posted the frog. seems our own spergs post it too. this country has gone to the dogs (and not in a good way)
>one iota
>>201477917lmao state of youalmosy have to admire the shamelessness of it
Genuinely don't think I'd survive as a regular universal credit NEET that extra £500 a month from PIP makes all the difference to my happiness
eggs are going in the panthese are str8 fax
*shakes fist angrily*why iota
>>201477778>ronaldo scores a goal>SSSUUUUUUUUUU
>>201477931gone to the frogs more like
>>201477946Being a blood sucking leech is alright
Started off not really bothered about Oasis reuniting, but hearing a lot of them yesterday took me back to sitting in back gardens with a big bag of cans under a cloud of second hand smoke and absolutely precisely fuck all to worry about. Funny that it was hearing The Masterplan that hit me the hardest haha x
Do you think it’s an ick to a woman if you didn’t go to uni but still have a good paying job
What ever happened to Professor Green?
>>201477930please do sobig news a few months back was about a south sudanese girl who murdered a woman. this girl, 11 years old or some such, had been prostituting herself on the street for years. australia needs a big strong briton to come keep our children safe
>>201478006read this post already borelord>>201478012only thing ick to women is being ugly
yeah but what do you earn?what do you earn? eh? cunt?what do you earn? how much?*rubs thumb and fore fingers together*eh? eh?how much do you earn?what do you earn?yeah, but... what do you earn?eh?thirty k?thirty k?in the city?i earn ten k more than that, matei earn forty kand bill? bill? he earns fifty k in the cityme? i don't work in the cityso what i earn stretches furtherhow far does what you earn stretch? eh?how far does it stretch?EH?HOW FAR DOES WHAT YOU EARN STRETCH?AND HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?YEAH BUTWHAT DO YOU EARN?EH??YEAH BUTWHAT DO YOU EARN?HOW MUCH?HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?*rubs thumb and fore fingers together*EH?EH?HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?THIRTY K?THIRTY K?FUCK ME. I COULDN'T LIVE ON THIRTY KI EARN FORTY KFEELS LIKE I ONLY EARN THIRTY K THOUGHAND I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE CITYTHIRTY K YOU SAID, EH?BET YOU FEEL LIKE YOU EARN TWENTY KFUCK METHAT'S FUCKING GRIM
>>201478014went woke
>>201478014what did he get his PhD in?
>>201477996It really is, a new build flat paid for each month and £1400 a month tax free just because I don't want to work is mental.I appreciate people who work for me to have this quality or life
>>201478012Yeah, she’ll compare you to herself if she did go to uni or to other men who did go to uni if she didn’t. You never fully grew up and are not as intelligent is how you are perceived btw.
>>201478014NO BLING RAND ERETUCK YER JEWELSUNLESS YOU WANNA GETDONE BY THE WOLVES
>>201478043actual schizophrenia posting
>>201478064Moving must suck when the town discovers you're a pedo but apart from that, you're right
would sooner take advice on women from my 60 year old mum than 2024 /brit/
>>201478043know a bloke whos on north of sixty k AND he doesnt live in the city
Oasis reunion is so big that Queer Farmer is doing a statement about it
>>201478101>pedofoy
>>201478069Mad innit In reality it’s the opposite as I actually took on an apprenticeship and a full paying job earlier. I was grafting while they were pissing about doing meme degrees. If anything i’m more grown up.
>>201478107fuck mebet he still feels like he's on less thoughbet it feels like he's on fifty kgrim
>>201478115what is with all the cringe slogans im seeing these days
>>201478149new world order innit
>>201477777sure beats andrew tate watching prolefags going on about how getting rich is piss easy
morning lads. If the police come looking for my phone I can just refuse them yeah? I mean what's stopping me just telling them I don't have it anymore?
sitting at my desk violently shaking after introducing myself to the my fellow virtual course members
>>201477931shut the fuck up you fucking dog
I hope Tom and Jones fight. It could be the passing of a torch. And if Jones pulls it out it could be legendary.
>>201478115>and thatsh why, today, i a proud to announshe, my new polishy, where all migrantsh are guaranteed priority ticketsh for oashish next shummer
i earn 26k
I earn nothing
sir speech giver
whenever i read people in this thread going on about how tough it is to make enough money i remember that you're all complete and total spergs in real life
>>201478202an hour?
richlad posting from his yacht
>>201478241yeah im a mong im a sperg im a neethow do i make money then?
>>201478101Don't understand the connection, are you a pedo is that why you mention it?All things considered my life is good, new build apartment paid for and £1400 a month for free tax free leaving me to socialise, work out a fuck ton due to having so much free time from not working so I shag alot, get to explore my hobbies and travel the world.It honestly shocks me the quality of life afforded to me due to the PIP lifestyle but I'm enjoying it,.in amazing shape, well travelled, life is fun as I can paint, read,.camp etc in my spare time from not working and I get so much money for free in benefits I can get away with lying about working and shag.alot (helps I'm in amazing shape as I have lots of free time to work out)
>>201478255post a picture and write schizojeet was here
>>201478264well i do direct salesyou probably can't manage it unless it's selling warhammer sets
might take a drive out IKEA todaysomething to do innit. Shouldn’t be too busy on a Tuesday afternoon either
>>201478267Yeah but what's people going to think when those 13 year olds you were shagging start talking
>>201478295I dont know what warhamer is but I used to do sales and no i couldnt hack it. Absolutely hated it and made me want to kms.
scranulated 3 eggs just then so protein is back on the menu boys so get in
>>201478324what were you trying to sell
work in finance but dont know the first fucking thing about how money workseasy life
it's kind of sad and funny how limmy keeps claiming and insisting that he's not doing anymore tv and he's streaming instead because doing tv is just too stressful for him and he enjoys streaming more when in reality the truth is he can't get another television series or hired in any roles because he has a bad/negative attitude and he's difficult to work with
really got to get on this instagram business and stop being a 0 post freak that doesn’t post to his storyseems to be the easiest way to convince normies you’re a successful shagger
i work as a nail polish inventori invent new nail polishesmost recently i made lemon scented nail polish.
>>201478364nothing to do with the fact hes painfully unfunny then?
>>201478364Did someone say he was difficult to work with or summat
>>201478176Why does he talk like ew
starmer telling us to brace ourselves for the october budget, going to get dire lads
Starmer on a mad one.Googling flights to China.
Over-promiseUnder-deliver
what's he gone and said nowpaki payments UP?
whats starmer saying then?
>>201478381there's loads of unfunny rubbish on television>>201478384can you imagine working with him?
>>201478423You will pay more money. You will accept the immigrants. You will not ask about children being stabbed. Your nan will freeze to death this winter.
sir country collapser
>>201478342I sold carpets, underlay, grippers, doorplates, some vinyl flooring and some laminate/lvt. My KPIs were good but the job was unbelievably grim. Lasted 18 months but that was through covid so a lot of that time was on lockdown.
>The prime minister has scrapped a government helicopter contract - thought to be worth £40m.>Rishi Sunak was criticised for his use of helicopters during his time in No 10.
is there any other annual event in this country that has multiple stabbings, shootings, muggings etc, and is allowed to continue each year?
how much do you earn?what's starmer said now?and what's what he said mean for what i earn?and what's starmer's game, eh?how much does he earn?bet it's more than i earni earn 20kbet i'll never live in the citywhat with what starmer's doing with immigrationi'll never earn enough to live in the citynor would i want to nowadaysproblem is, i don't earn enough to leave the country eitherwish i could earn morebut i can't, because of politicshow much do you earn?bet it's more than me
>>201478472Looks like you've had a bit too much to think sunshine
bit of a sir wind farter this morning myselfSent from my iPhoneSent from my iPhone
Don't even know who limmy is
Is 5 years on my passport long enough to emigrate or do I need to renew it to a full 10 first?
>>201478456oh we've spoken before aha x
*enters thread**gigarunt theme starts playing*VACCINES, TORIES, RORKE, LEFTYPOL, COVID, MASKS, YANKPOLITICS, LISSSTEEEEN TOOOOOO MMMEEEEEE I WANT TO ARGUUUUUUUUUUE
What will they do when they're conscripted into Kier's army to fight in Russia or Iran?
>>201478515scremgmg
i have a decent paying job but i would like a little side-business type thing. no idea what to do though.
>>201478540>girlies earning 30k!!! we've made it xxxx
>>201478430I've heard he's surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny
wish i could earn 35kbut alas, i earn 32kfeels like 25k
salarymong on a mad one
If you are a woman and you are not fat and have an average looking face you are basically a demigod on earth and your life will be absolutely amazing
Are oasis in the top 10 English bands? Top 20?
>Footage of a California Man accused of decapitating his parents and their dog that started singing ‘What’s Love Got to Do on With It?’ by Tina Turner after a cop shot him multiple timesscreaming
starmer SEETHINGnot heard him sound this pissed off beforeproper angry divorced schoolteacher vibesgod bless the rioters for ruining this fool's honeymoon period
>>201478540mental how bad tanning is for your skinthose women are throwing away their youthful faces
“Might move to China” isn’t even a gimmick. It’s just a phrase some cunt kept repeating here for weeks on end like some autistic child. Then it “stuck”.Shows you don’t even need to be funny or interesting on here as long as you are irritating and sad enough.
>>201478580does it really matter honestlyyoud just spaff it on shite anyway
Prediction: Massive tax increases and ISAs diminished considerably
>>201478617i prefer the term "persistent"
does anyone here actually spend money on anythingi just assume everyone 'feels like they earn' nothing unless they inherit a house or something
>>201478617that is the definition of a gimmick though toby
Let's hope Two Tier Keir fast tracks all those arrested at Carnival to justice
>>201478395winter under starmer is going to be hell
Funniest skit he's done is that one when that fella spends all his time playing minecraft with teenagers while his ex wife, who he still shares the home with, entertains other suitorsDon't know how he comes up with it
>>201478609if my dog started singing tina turner id probably behead it too
Two eggs, fried in chili oil, served on a roti (out of bread) and garnished with spring onion
>>201478616It really isn't that bad so long as you're not basking for hours or getting in a tanning bed
>>201478617might move to china
>>201478617Its clever and funny in multiple ways.1. Lads who fetishize asia and think they will be happier there2. Wider critique of the state of western countries and we feel yearning for a place better and more fulfilling than here3. Short sentence, impactful4. Might move - indecision, not sure to commit5. China is in this late period of transition to modern developed superpower. We see this more every year.6. Possible sinister undertones - age of consent is 14 in China.
>>201478637gimmicks form organically and are loved by most of the generalhe was just saying it over and over
>>201478609meth is wildblud took several hollow points to the stomach
>>201478652I used to fry in chilli oil but then figured out it tastes a lot better to fry in a neutral oil and top with chilli oil afterwardsAlso doesn't stink up the place
>gimmicks form organically and are loved by most of the general
>>201478661well it is and there's plenty of scientific literature as well as anecdotal evidence to show it
Thinking about the time I said I might move to China and then a few other lads copied me. Got a bit out of hand and everyone was saying it for months and months.Just think it might be nice to live there.
i've forced all the most popular brit gimmicks, just business
>>201478699Prove it, D
having a drink and some ativanwill be out like a light shortly
>>201478719i'm not here to argue or feel like i've won some imaginary contest by proving things
might go town and look at tummies
It's mental I got bored a few times and pretended to be 190 and basically created most of the lore, his entire him noncing his niece gimmick was started by me
twink feet
>>201478742cold out
>He says he wanted to invite people to Downing Street today to show that the people who make up the backbone of the country belong there.Yeah Keir mate, I'm sure continuing to champion wogs will fix the "societal black hole"
>>201478472Don't forget the sexual assaults
>frying in oil>cooking anything in oil>consuming oilYOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS. USE BUTTER!!
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Might move to China’.>903 results found.Even if everyone was a different person, that's like a weekend of illegal boats. Won't make much of a difference
Can't find leaks of an onlyfans girl I want to wank to REEEEEEonlyfans should require creators to have a preview of their content. I don't want to be wasting money on something that turns out to be shit.
>>201478739Your concession? Accepted.
>>201478742oh right cause its middle of a tuesday in summer holidays?hope you get sorted out by some savage on his way back from jobcentre
Shout out to the UK drinking crew thought this cunt would be dead by now
How do I become a drug millionaire criminal like Breaking Bad then?
>>201478759butter is grim
>>201478759>*burns*
>>201478773
>Hear Voxy Mobile advert>Social MejurWhy are English people like this?
>>201478785Fuck off diego you fucking goblin shite
What is indie music
darwinism lacks plenty of evidence
should probably do some work
Keir Starmer will now take questions from the media:>Not answering that>Not answering that>Yeah that's the tories fault>Not answering that>Tories did it>Not answering that>Haha yeah Oasis are a band aren't they?>Slava Ukrainiummm lads?
>people jizzing and fainting over a has been pair of brothers burying the hatchet and reforming in order for a quick cash grabI couldn't give a fuck about them or their overrated music, also they support Man City so they can both fuck right off
wonder if i'll still post here when i'm a big success
>>201478819like what
>>201478829love oasis me
>>201478829wonder if his PR teams going to try and teach him wonderwall on acoustic
>>201478833*turns around and goes back to my desk*
Madeley onamadone
>>201478673business idea: give meth to the armed forces
>>201478784back in 2018 i could get the best quality mandy in the uk for a fiver a gram and that wasn't even in massive bulk buys, could get that price buying like 7 gramslocal dealers were selling mandy for 30 quid a gram
>>201478176Tony soprano ova here
wish i were a 6'4 blue-eyed aryan with golden hair, genetic jackpot that
>>201478873>>201478873>back in 2018 i could get the best quality mandy in the uk for a fiver a gram and that wasn't even in massive bulk buys, could get that price buying like 7 gramsmeant to add, on the dark net
>>201478870this is beyond torygraph this is terrorgraph
>>201478835i wouldn't even know where to start
>Tories have a 14 years free reign to fuck every aspect of the country for decades>Labour can't fix it in 5 months>BOOOOOOOOOO GET LABOUR OUTWhy are the Tories allowed to get away with shit for decades while anyone else only has one chance and they're out?
>>201478810>muh bogeyman
>mogs Oasis musically and leaves them and their fans eternally arsedevastated
>>201478888literally me and i'm still a virgin lol :/
Explain to me one reason why executing all drug addicts and anyone who commits more than threen mid to high level crimes wouldn't instantly improve the Western world by an astronomical amount?
No luck smashing those gangs then?
>>201478914You're very stupid, please never talk about politics againStick to footy, yeah
>>201478870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI8OQXnkWIQ
Wanking from home (lol) (wfh)
might buy this book
Want to make cartoons, music, games, software, art and comedy, but God wants me to fill shelves.
>>201478914Why is our political system a game of who can kick the can down the road?Last time they were in Gordon Brown fucked us over with the goldBOTH ARE UNFIT FOR PURPOSE
>>201478691Fair tip, good point, thanks la
>>201478943Fuck off Rishi
>>201478914actual funny thing:>conservatives come in after 13 years of labour>they have ruined everything!>labour come in after 14 years of labour>they have ruined everything!watch the labourites after 10 years of power go "well the tories ruined it so bad that's why it's still fucked"the actual funny thing is both of them are 99% the same partysame neoliberal viewssame stances on just about every issuehilarious
>>201478835steps exist
wtf that big fat black cunt lizzo is actually losing weightmudddting
>>201478867>desklittle dweeb>>201478914Bowing down to the unions and pissing off the entire working class isn't a good start
>>201478870Really do hope he gets 15 years for this. Disgusting.
Labour sent us on an illegal war
>>201478924forgot to mention also not autistic or balding
>>201478910ok>>201478971the band?
>>201478957We need 10-year terms
>>201478991hes also just got a really hideous face no one wants to look at and an uncharacteristically small penis
>>201478973traitorous bitch
>>201478923t. boy who likes boys who like boys like they're girls
>>201478991im a top shagger though so idk
Imagine if the Victorians didn't build any infrastructure, we would literally be a 3rd world country.We can't even build a rail line from one city to another today, can you imagine the government trying to build half the shit the Victorians did? Nothing would get built because it's not cost effective or whatever
>>201479004having an ugly face doesn't matter when you're a tall aryan
finding my old posts on the archive
The news has made me angry again!
>he reads posts on /brit/ and actually believes them
>>201479019Ironically almost everything the Victorians did was private and driven by a profit motiveThey were just less retarded at doing real economic activity than we are
Made some sandwich
>>201479009Love that song, far more interesting than cigs and beer Oasis shite
>>201479019they only had to build the infrastructure because they enslaved the entire population and moved everybody from the countryside into ghettosfurther they only built it once they began to run out of people to import from the countryside because of disease killing everybody in the towns
>>201479070too much food in one go that
>>201479077Wasn't slavery.
>>201479070did you make the bread? never seen it in that long shape in a shop
Still a heffer
got a single silver hair on the right side of my head that i first noticed when i was about 15 so i won't attribute to ageing and more of a genetic cock-up with that specific follicle, i pull it out whenever i notice it, might cigarette burn myself on the spot where it grows so it doesn't come back
>>201479070>extra bread on the sidefat cunt
ooh southerners too sophisticated for pub rock need a bit of gay porn music in their playlist do they?
>>201479019What's even worse is we can't even improve upon what they did. They did all the hard work and we can't even upgrade existing stuff, let alone build anything new
merica
>>201479077>they only>they onlyHowever, they did
>>201479070looks scrantastic lad, is that beef or pork?
>>201479087For a woman, perhaps.
>Love that thong, far more interethting than thigs and beer Oathith thyite
Want to make a great sandwich.Fry up some bacon and put it to the side, then butter some bread and fry both pieces in the bacon and oil and then add the bacon and some mozzarella cheese and some cranberry sauce and make a sandwich on the pan and proceed to fry it off (all four sides of the bread needs to be fried)Enjoy
>>201479070scraniel!!!!
>>201479126based illiterate retard
best desk chair for under £500 any suggestions?
>>201479142reckon this gimmick needs a bit of work
Oasis? No thanks. I think I'll listen to Wagner or Rachmaninoff instead!
69420
Going on an all noodle diet
I'm poo lol
gone from 65lg to 61kg in less than a monthweight loss is really easy it turns out, have even less sympathy for fat cunts now
>>201479179Whatever gets your Rachmaninoffs
>>201479152sounds gay as fuckwant a breakfast sarnie? fry your bacon fry your sausage stick it on 2 slices of buttered bread and drown it in a sauce of your choice (brown if you're not a poof)
>>201477325>used to bait nonces on Omegle as a kid with the FBI copy pasta and have them kill themselves.Don't think you'd go to hell for that
*Drinks a litre of water*Guys I've gained 1kg since this morning :/ At this rate I'll be 20 stone by bed time
wonder how liz truss feelsthink she is thick enough to not care but also it must sting a little bit at least
fat people disgust me. they literally make me feel sick
imagine me, a northerner, trying to spell rachmaninoffi only think about heinz beans and processed meats mostly. londoners pay for my existence
>>201479232She's on six figs FOR LIFE for that tiny tenure
>>201477384Omds rorke Recognise that lass. She did some cute cosplays
>>201479210Nowhere near as nice as the sandwich I mentioned though is it you mong
>>201479200im with you mate for blokes but you ever been on oestrogen? fucking hell do you become like a hungry hippo
>>201479253>>201479253
>>201479245I'd give her my tiny tenure if you know what I mean ;)
>>201477325>FBI copy pasta?
>>201479272>>201479272>>201479272
I didn't realize Xi and Putin are the same age :O
>>201479245isnt that just claiming for expenses and isnt it publicly available