rorke edish
In summary:>Growth, meaning wealth creation, is number one priority of government. Hence wealth fund, planning reforms, Great British Energy, and “ending the national strikes.” See how that goes…>Labour has done more in 7 weeks than the Tories did in 7 years>“Things are worse than we ever imagined” – this isn’t a performative statement, the £22 billion black hole in finances wasn’t seen by OBR prior to the election.>“Mindless minority of thugs” smashed up communities and terrified minorities. Crime has consequences.>Society is “deeply unhealthy“, weakened by a “decade of division and decline.“>Tory “populism” offered more failure.>Dealing with this round of riots was harder than 2011 because Starmer didn’t know if courts could handle it.>The UK has a “societal black hole.“>Tough choices are ahead. Things will get worse before they get better. Ding…>Starmer didn’t want to release prisoners early – the government wouldn’t have been able to respond to the riots if it had not been done.>Starmer didn’t want to means test the Winter Fuel Allowance.>Unpopular decisions coming now for the long term.>Tories won’t accept the cost they have inflicted on country or apologise for it.>starmer made huge asks of police and justice system during riots.>Parliament returns next week – it won’t be business as usual because there is serious work to do.>Budget in October is “going to be painful” and there is no other choice. He says it’s right that the “broadest shoulders should bear heaviest burdens”…>Big asks will be made of the country at the budget too.>Riots revealed the cure because people repaired damage done.>Let’s fix the country together.
Shag, marry, kill.Truss, Mordaunt, Rayner.
hoisting diego up from under his arms while his little legs kick the air and he demands 'how so?? how so??'
https://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-soren-office-chair-ivory-natural/p3176509
>>201479292>>“Things are worse than we ever imagined” – this isn’t a performative statement, the £22 billion black hole in finances wasn’t seen by OBR prior to the election.That shouldn't matterI thought Labour were all for spending one's way out of declineWouldn't want to do austerity, that's what NASTY TORIES do
pontificating a poo
>>201479253Hungry hippo mentioned
>>201479304shag trussmarry mordauntkill rayner
pack it in yeah
>>201479292>broadest shoulders should bear heaviest burdensTimmy still thinks he's going to inherit omds
>>201479321Is this a joke? Who is buying this?
>>201479253if rorke was an alpaca
JustStopToil
>>201479321That is fucking mental
>>201479304marry mordaunt shag truss kill rayner
>>201479292was just sayiing this down the o=puvdsa
dae kinda fancy diego?
>>201479292>He says it’s right that the “broadest shoulders should bear heaviest burdens”…That's the threshold for 40% tax decreasingFuck you all for electing these cunts
>>201479344pack it uppack it inlet me begin
>>201479352southerners
keep it foolish har har
>>201479292They keep banging on about this £22bn "black hole" as an excuse for austerity but that's like 1% of the budget what the fuck are they on about
carry fucking diego
Really pissed of my gf once by saying that Liz Truss has a nice pair of tits, and now every time she appears on the TV she says "oh look it's your failed prime minister girlfriend again" in a bitchy tone, kek
No luck smashing them gangs then?
could've sworn I clicked /int/
>>201479122How do you know much I eat in general based on a pic of one meal?Fat people snack that's why they are fat
>>201479292Boomer reckoning?
Invented the black hole gimmique but they didn't pay me for itTypical
>>201479393isnt only about 1% of the budget up for debate amongst lib lab con
>>201478372Why would you need to convince normies of that
>>201479409i like to put others down to make me feel better :)
might have another shag on the cards for tonight
2 grand for a desk. Drawers not included.
Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fake tan hands and a hoop are so delightful
>>201479321
The only MP that I would pollinate
Scarface (1983). Kino.
>>201479440stop rubbing it in our faces Ed
>>201479427Yeah wouldAssuming, Mr gchq man, they were over 16
>>201479292sick of that smarmy cunt already
>>201479456Corr
>>201479401Done her
>>201479446maaaate
>>201479456see her left hand? she's clearly a married woman you homewrecker
>>201479401You deserve it tbqh
>>201479446Omds
>>201479456oh yes oh yes
>>201479461
>>201479454Bet that catbergs got a trust fund worth more than my flat entitled privileged bankers bonuses
can't stand his voice so i don't watch anything involving starmer
>>201479503Corkin eck
Fingering my arse til I cum brown love liquid
No fanny no toil
>>201479488Why are you simping for his bird he probably made up?
>>201479480Makes her even sexier
>>201479519she's 5ft1 BTWalso weird
>>201479507he's absolutely vulgar, everything about him such an unlikable cuntfuck the tories (unironically) for being so hellbent on self destruction they worked the nation in to voting in this cunt
>>201479480See her eyes?
Fuck sake lads I need to get swoleWanna be jacked and muscular
>>201479534Not made up, just accept the fact that some of us have significant others
>>201479565yeah they're droopy, she looks working class. bet she's either labour or super inbred tory
Had a coffee, sandwich and a tea. Now got heartburn
anyway yeah any good desk chair recs under £500?
>>201479423based drumpf doing an acoustic solo rendition of Bye Bye Biden at the White House
>>201479580Shan't. Nobody with any sort of life would be posting on 4chan at 11am on a Tuesday.
>>201479576So do it, just finished my morning run
Been taking creatine for 4 days but don't feel anything yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LyNrfYKTts
>>201479556>33.7% of the vote sharedemocracy
>>201479597yeah
>>201479461They are probably in their 30s by now.
>>201479457It's good but highly overrated, and even the director has said that it didn't turn out how he intended it to.
>>201479597Second hand herman miller
JOU GOT BIG COJONES PUTO
>>20147961617.9% of the whole electorate
>>201479597Herman miller aeron, buy second handGot mine for 300-ish some 4 years ago
>>201479597Just get a chinese one from amazon for £80. They're all the same
>>201479456for me it's her
>>201479605don’t you have a job
>>201479638>>201479649Reddit
>>201479655no, that’s why I’m posting here at 11am
>>201479604I'm currently working from home and funposting, deal with it.
>>201479427Germanic man faces. Yuck
Ponder the aroma
wonder if I should cut then bulk or just go builtfat mode
>>201479638>>201479649tell me something original i couldn't just find on the top result from redditnot buying second hand
>>201479654I don't even know who that is
>>201479615well cheeks
>>201479669Of course you are mate. Bet the missus just brought you a cup of tea and said "aha are you posting on the anime incel forum again instead of working!? what are you like!"
>>201479456looks jewish. see her penis nose
>>201479681builtfat doesn’t exist, you’ll just look fat unless you are a roider. cut. I did, down almost 2 stone. I look much better lean and feel better too.
>>201479681Cut then bulk, if you bulk first you'll be first cutting and lose muscle anyway
hips>boobs>bums
11:11Make a wish!
>>201479687>ask question>get the best answer>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT I WANT ANOTHERDo your own fucking research then you insipid little shitlump
>>201479715only black men like bums
>>201479715Tummies
https://youtu.be/UV0ftuy67So?si=MKszMWIdzAoLWRDeSo THAT'S why we never got married bros, our school girlfriends were stuck at home
>>201479743Irish diaspora love big black bums
>>201479758>si=
>>201479681builtfat is disgusting
had kippers on tiger loaf for brunch
>>201479604>what is wfh >what is phoneposting
spainlard has been seething non-stop about having to ditch his tripcode lmao. he hates it
Still time to make this your year, lads :)
>>201479253rorkes ancestor
>you insipid little shitlump
>>201479771why did he ditch his trip?
>>201479777new job, new gf, new car, traveled, festivaledim satisfied
>>201479777mental i’ve done nothing this year apart from maybe gain some muscle and learn some songs on guitar
got female pubic hair pattern
Labour cocksacks need to go
>>201479799everyone filtered it
>>201479763no they dont
Utterly loathe myself for being a weak coward when I was younger
>>201479803not a real thing its a trans gender psy op
>>201479808Still are?
>>201479777it's illegal to encourage suicide
sucking on a thick juicy veiny big black pooBC
Neoliberalism bad so let's vote Reform Ltd and their banker leader, that'll change things!
rip off on some of the smoke
one week without booze de lids
>>201479456she looks like the chick from lebanon hanover
>>201479724Great post *fucks about with my aerons many setting to smugly recline*
>>201479838that isnt an achievement. just shows how fucking grim you are. grow up
>>201479836can’t believe how many rorke mongs got shafted by farage the man that orchestrated brexit then ran off to america who could have ever thought that his totally 100% grassroots nationalist movement would crash and burn?
>>201479446it's to deck out a whole room in a specific designer styleyou don't buy that desk on it's own, you buy the matching stuff and put it in your white walled office and you end up with a coherent room design that costs a fuck load but if you're rich as then you don't careat the end of it, your room looks like one of them rooms of the telly
>>201479838have you unlocked the superpowers yet?
;_;
>>201479866He lives in Brussels too
>>201479253What does rorke mean
>>201479866>then ran off to americaDidn't happen, diego, wind your tiny neck on
>>201479880prefer not to say
>>201479778Brick circa 294000000BC
>>201479876mad how racist 4chan is but they still helped out this disabled nigga
>>201479876Africans fill me with great empathy and sadnessStill hate them though
can't stand people who spend so much on a bit of clothing or furniture that they refer to it as a "piece"only piece here is you you daft poof
Can’t tell which posts are his. Hope he puts a new trip on. We could use a new thread legend!*opens up his filter list*
>>201479897Ok
>>201479864I won't let you bring me to the bottom of the bucket with you. Pipe down>>201479872I've slept really well the past couple of nights and I feel peng
>>201479808This but today, part of me wishes I got chinned. So I'm brave enough to face someone who's stronger than me. I don't want to be a coward
>>201479940ok hold on mate*clocks you in the jaw*
anyone else been mistaken for some mentally disabled freak because you're that mentally ill and weird
>>201479940reckon if i could go back in time to when i was younger i'd beat the shit out of myself to within an inch of my life for being an utter poof
>>201479906Elaborate?
>>201479939mate im not even in the bucket. you're the junkie mong enslaved to substances, not me.
>>201479963i am both those things though
porn
I literally can't sleep without having half a bottle of whiskey at least
>>201479957*slips and counters*
>>201479981of the gay variety (lez)
>>201479982sort your life out
>>201479876This hurts man
>>201479996It hurt him too by the sound of it, but /b/ made him famous and sent him a card and he had lots of well-wishers.
might try to booze less this month
wrapped up in a hermes blanket watching the leaves fall off the tree as summer ends and autumn begins. comfy...
any terrible diet resulting in spending 30 minutes doing a poo everytime but isn't making any effort to fix that man in?
>>201479968>enslaved to substancesStay off 4chan for a week. You can't
quite incredible how complex the human body is as a system and how certain stimuli can vastly change the operation and appearance of it
how's this cunt still alive?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eqIx1IwhlE
>>201479981Heterosexual porn feels so generic and fake to me. Meanwhile same equivalent homo porns are very intimate and real
>>201480006Fuck he seems so pure what the hell
Addicted to oxygen
I literally can't sleep without closing my eyes
>>201480006>editied>still spelt life wronglol
>>201480018no, my body is a temple
Have worn and exercised in the same gym pants for the past 4 days
>>201480025Swear we just had this postStop trying to make all timers a gimmique
>>201480048>pantsFOYThat's grim, I'm soaked in sweat after a workout, no chance I'd wear gym clothes for a second day.
>>201480048I wear the same gym shorts for like a month in a row, genuinely never understood how people smell so bad. Maybe it’s their diets.
>>201480048Give us a sniff
How come the owner of 4chan hasn't been arrested? Does that mean he hands over all user data to the CIA?
>>201480067
>>201480078This is your brain on yank media
fried air for tea
i smoke weed for my cataracts
>>201480067Too many people eat slop and avoid whole foods
>>201480098Stfu GCHQ, mong
doing a vbp (very big poo)
>>201480006God bless him and his granny x
Any "no hope for the future, regretting his past" man in?
>whole foodsmeme
did ava ever get slamfucked by tyrone that night?
>>201480154You can still do something... You know... Newsworthy
>>201480115i smoke weed in my rincoln continental
>>201480172How's the weather in Cheltenham?
>>201480156Well it isn't
>>201480140what are people eating if not whole foods? do people really buy everything pre-packed?
>>201480174Wahay alri Zhang
Getting whole foods on finance plans
>>201480067You stink mate. Everyone notices.
Got my nambas on
Tried doing the "whole foods" thing. Couldn't last a day. Find it much easier to eat if you cut them up first.
>>201480217Degen
>>201480210and i should care why?
>>201480221WAHEEY
confounded wrinkles ruining my beautiful visage
>>201480235Why are you pretending to be him
>>201480221109k likes 85k retweets
>>201480198Fish fingers, microwave ready meals, takeawaysNobody has time to cook*spends 7 hours watching Netflix*
>>201480154No hope but as for regrets, not yet much. I'm too absorbed in escapism to fully cope with that. It would destroy me
might be offensive online today lads
>>201480221That's what theeth are for
>>201480260Think twice
>>201480244why shouldnt i pretend to be him?
mental how much more i smell since i quit smokingand by that i mean, how much more i detect via smell with my nosenot that i smell worse personallyaha
>>201480169Cronem plapper
mad how shit barry stanton is now
>>201480273
>>201480221+2
Business idea: Keyless entry like you have with cars but for your house
>>201480273can smell you bollocks again can you?
Why does is the ”thug wannabe third worlder” style so ubiqutous? Every european nation they appear, same thing, nylon/polyester ”active pants, the cheapest comic book looking runners they found at an outlet store, nike/adidas windproof hoodieIt’s almost comical driving around europe seeing the exact same person in every major city
>>201480273Yeah the noseblindness is not a memeYou have no idea how much you fucking REEK as a smokerStale
I just found out that most domesticated horses are so stupid they will often break their own legs if you don't train and take care of them properly. This doesn't happen to wild horses.
CATSAYINGONGANG.m4v
Haven't seen my cock for years
https://youtu.be/WHdqFdtE3eQ?si=yYWZHCCjVCa8eUiyAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>201480319Have you checked your mum's arse?
stopped smoking weed 2 weeks ago but still coughing up brown sludge from my lungs on the daily
>>201480319Do you want to look at mine?
Miss him so much lads
HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN
Genuinely forgot there were riots
do you do anal?
I just found out that most domesticated humans are so stupid they will often break their own legs if you don't train and take care of them properly. This doesn't happen to wild humans.
>>201480298doesnt she know everyone can see her bum the daft cow
>>201480319did you check down the back of the couch
>>201480346
triple fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney
>>201480353Sorry love we're all out of anal
>>201480319DETACHABLE PENIS
>>201480311yeah i started smoking back in school and never realised how obvious it was that i'd been smokingand weed especially absolutely pongs and is incredibly distinct and obvious whenever my little brother has had a jointpretty crazy how many times i would have been bait as bumholes stoned in college and they never said anything
>>201480253grim, once or twice a week seems fine but couldn't imagine living on this slop>>201480309not sure if we are picturing the same outfits, I think it can look good, like a retro sportswear look, but they always choose the wrong colours or silhouettes
>>201480370no idea why you replied to me with this
What is Oasis
Can't cook my rustlers burger because mumberg is cleaning the kitchen floor.On her hands and knees scrubbing between the tiles with her fat arse stuck up in the air wobbling all over the place.Sick of it.
>>201480365
>>201480375Would love to pump her full of my chromosomes
>>201480298needs bred by an african king
>>201480394for the record
>>201480418bizarre
>>201480304Such products do existI'm assuming you're not just wanting RFID card entry which makes it that bit more niche but there are systems where you use a remote fob or your phone
>>201480411mikeynomics
>He claimed that he went to Greggs for a drink because the police pepper spray made him thirsty.
>>201480399drink
>>201480406Do you live in Cumbria?
>A sentencing hearing earlier in the week was adjourned after a prison probation officer said Honey had asked him “if he wanted his autograph because he was famous”, which the court heard could have undermined Honey’s claim of being “genuinely remorseful”.SCREEAMIGN
does anyone else feel a sort of embarrassment when you think about old friends or whatever that you fell out of contact withlike, not because of something you did that was embarrassing or anything just embarrassed over the fact you didn't stay in touchnot sure how to put it but yeah, do you? eh?eh??
>>201480451insanely based
Today marks a decade since my luh bro got his wings and became a TrapGuradian Angel...i just know he would've fucked with these mixes just as much as i do !
>>201480411god the state of all those banks
>>201480333dont understand what the fricks going on here think youve got to be black
>>201480453Yeah Carlisle
hmm yes time for the press to take the piss out of a spacker in the riots to make all nationalists seem like mongo council estate dwellers
>>201480480who gives a hoot
What. A. G.
Was talking to myself one evening after getting out of the car and then I realised someone from the house across the street was out and looking at me though I couldn't tell who it was because it was dark.I shut up and quickly went inside and ever since then I've hid from them because they probably think I'm a weirdo
>>201480441Nice. I'll just copy them but put a cool logo and slogan on it.Might even do an advert where someone is dropping their shopping while struggling with their keys and their neighbour walks up and smugly opens his door care free. Fade to the logo and a woman saying "Because coming home should be the best part of your day"
white folks really be out here eating dry slabs of meat
Rorke getting the piss taken out of him by the press
>>201480495Old h?
>>201480451are johno
>>201480480Yeah every so often you think it would be good to say hi to them but it's been so long it just feels awkward
Get A1 form under bilateral social security agreementSecure digital nomad visa in SpainSecure Beckham law tax status and NT tax code if PAYEPay 24% flat rate tax for up to 5 yearsReceive huge dividend and sell assets at 0% taxBecome RichMaintain non UK residence for 5 years to prevent clawback of taxNot financial advice. PAYE pigs need not applyI didn't know that high earners here refer to wagies here as PAYEpigs They are unhappy with Starmer's speech
working extra hard at being an ultra fit gymcel because it's the only thing I have going well in my life, where I'm well above the average, and one of the only things that people with a successful life (job, house, spouse) still value and will feel insecure about. now just need the other things.
>>201480494It's girls flocking to chads cringefes I'm hoping to learn from the kings of rizz(African Americans)
>>201480480>Friendsgrow up
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>>201480480put something up on the insta story im sure they'll reach out
Nelson Scrandela
>>201480546yeah sort of that but not thatidk what i'm trying to conveymaybe it's a sort of embarrassment because i've matured and feel embarrassed by old me or somethingbut i was fine always have been (good lad me)idk
>>201480601white scran without immigration
*Surreptitiously googles "digital nomad"*
what is an actually good RSPS
>>201480601the virgil scran dijk
Deny your nature, and it will erupt as a soul volcano
>>201480565How much are you pinning
>>201480628will it aye
>>201480636proxy yank
chiko roll up the arse
>>201480628Speaking of volcanoes I want to visit Iceland seems like a great place for a holiday
Denied my nature and woke up to find it had erupted in my pants like a soupy volcano :/
>>201480601ah yes, garlic tapeworm, excellent choice sir
>>201480623You know damn well it's just the OSRS servers and that every pserver is a RAT
>What have immigrants ever done for us?Said Rorke, while eating his curry…
>>201480590everybody hates digital nomads in the med and eastern europe
Starmer Starmer the paedo charmer
>>201480667OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOZb6ZHvq1g
>>201480667Didn't know recipes required a visa
>>201480658Corcan you do it all sexy like while you're perched atop a motorcycle
>>201480667Dogshit zinger o'clock is it
>>201480667scremgaging
>>201480667rich people eat curry but dont need them in their areas
>what have the whites ever done for us?Said Mohammed, on his iphone
>>201480700spainlard rattling through the same old tired posts again. all day. every day.
>>201480726OHHH SNAP
>>201480744>>201480744>>201480744
>>201480753Bit gay
>>201479698Just saw your message, sorry I'm not spending every moment on here, just had a work call. I'm working from home and have a girlfriend, and I'm sorry it upsets you so much but that's the truth.
>>201480726>Steve Jobs>White>Mrs Wang in the fabrication precinct>White
>>201480606>>201480546I have no friends but I'm a very good and reflective person who can be bothered to reply so here's my thoughts. If you are genuinely interested in reconnecting and are willing to put in the effort to the relationship, then go ahead and try to reconnect. The worst thing that can happen is that it ends there and that's ok too, they aren't interested, you are not the same people. You know you become a different person as you grow up, everyone does. If you need to apologise, then apologise. Wear your heart on your sleeve and be more welcoming to others, even if they may not welcome you. You'll have no regrets with this and can take pride in truly being honest, and expressing your feelings with less hesitation.
Fuck, marry, kill Your mum, your dad, your sibling
