what is an actually good RSPS?

i'm a bitch
i'm a lover

>>201480744
yjk they regularly shag each other up the arse

>>201480771
Fuck's that

>>201480771
don't know what this virgin genre of games is
kys

you could wait for a lifetime
to spend your days in the soonshayaineee

i miss david bowie

I’m RSPB member

>>201480798
That's somebody's son

>>201480771
i just play vscape lad, all the others i've tried are either still WIP or they let you fight goku

>>201479698
>>201480778

Wish it was possible to make friends in your 30's other than just people at work who are "alright" :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSD_L-xic9o

quite like this zoomer girl music..

>>201480836
you're supposed to have settled down and started a family by now

>>201480827
The Royal Society for Picky Bastards?

Brazil in /cum/: endless shilling for getting someone filtered, posts about filtering people
Brazil in /brit/: no-one fucking cares- carries on anyway; "i will never stop trying to be funny here" hehe so quirky and innocent

OLD H CREW IN THE HOUSE

>>201480786
noel certainly seems to have a preoccupation with anal fisting so it's quite possible
strange lads

>>201480836
made most of my current friends in my 30s so try speaking for yourself next time. its clearly a you problem, not an age problem

>>201480833
Bit grim carrying this onto the new thread almost an hour later. I've already switched viewpoints and personalities half a dozen times lad

>>201480855
Got Brazilians filtered, me

>>201480866
got autism ain't i

Drug dealers have started putting stickers for their telegram groups on my local McDonalds' drive thru microphone stands

>>201480831
ok logging on
>>201480873
everybody has. its like what he wants for me in cum, but i dont have to do anything - his posts are that done

>>201480856
will you stop posting whatever american zoomer shite this is?

>>201480848
Sort yourself out, also this is millennial girl music, same shit as the 2010s

i have one friend tbf and that's my gf.

>>201480853
Yeah...I was supposed to have done a lot of things...

>>201480874
should have said that from the beginning then instead of lying. bizarre gimp. no wonder you're a billy no mates freak

>>201480878
that shit is gettimg nuked

>>201480827
royal society for pooey bumholes is it?

>>201480836
Look further. Be a good role model. Stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you.

>>201480895
I find it easy to get on with people but hard to find people I genuinely connect with.

Autistics can still make friends in Warhammer workshops, betting shops or casinos

>>201480856
>>201480856
>>201480888

>>201480871
Okay, also my gf is at work so unfortunately I've had to make my own teas and coffees this morning.

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Finna cop this

>>201480939
>teas and coffees
Mad man. One or the other.

>fixed something on dad’s phone
>had to open the browser to google which setting I needed to change
>start typing and trans porn appears in his history

It’s over

>>201480866
Where did you meet them?

told mikey i can't come on site today ive caught a bad case of the tism he went off it on the phone said hes going to come walking round with a cross bow try and find me were meant to be finishing the paving by friday so

>>201480935
My local Warhammer store got burgled recently

>>201480895
ktim until she left me, now I have no friends. when I feel lonely I just remember our time together fondly and everything feels better and kind of imagine what she would say or do in certain situations when I need an opinion or help.

The blueprint for the ultimate British life is to live it large from 16-22, graduate from a good university, move to the City and settle down aged 25 with the GF you met at uni. If you veer too far from this it can get grim quick.

>>201480958
caravan hellsing is it

>>201480866
you have to remember that everything you read in this thread about life is written by absolute spergs
i remember dreading uni and life and everything because i was on /brit/ for a year before i went and it turned out everything i'd read on here was from the perspective of total losers and i'm not like the people here in any way other than that i'm racist as well

>>201480949
Does look nice. I would get a cheaper one though as I won't pay more than 20 quid for a single piece of clothing

>>201480954
Fixed something on my mum's laptop once and there was some fucking anal porn video favourited

Don't want to sleep.

>>201480954
Why were you looking for trans porn on your das phone

projection

>>201480995
corr filthy mare

>>201480954
Stopped doing any tech stuff for family after I agreed to fix my dads tablet and found motherless videos in his browser

someone thought that it was a good idea to post back to back still images of a stream in /brit/

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Haven't had sex for 2 weeks, haven't wanked for nearly a week

>>201480979
runt

Got three siblings, loads of cousins and a gf. Don’t really need mates desu, haven’t anyone I would call a mate since school, only lads at work that I occasionally go out for drinks with and we have banter.

Just don’t need them, got plenty of people I feel close to and my gf is my best mate.

>>201480995
bollocks
did you watch the vid? how was it?

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>>201480888
I'm breaking the BBC myth, it's really Tyrone. Tyrone need to speak, bitches gravitate towards him. Not even cenats millions(biggest streamer in the world) can win over bitches when Tyrone enters the room.. Hypergamy at work

>>201480995
corrrr, ever shag her up the arse?

>>201480968
Broke up with the uni gf shortly after uni
Just wasnt the same with toil n tha

>>201480949
I wanted one of these in green because I liked the collar, but I am a clothing autist. I only ever buy knitwear directly from the manufacturer, or a brand I really respect, and it has to be made in scotland.

>>201480995
My dad has a penchant for porn where the women are being shagged but are fully clothed

>>201480979
That's why you look like shit

>>201480954
>>201480995
i, at the age of 10, was shown photos of my mum using a dildo that my brother and his friend found on a camera

>>201481029
My mum is shit with computers so she probably favourited it by mistake, unless her partner was using the laptop and did it I have no idea. Didn't watch.

>>201481033
Tyrone doesn't need to speak*

>>201481044
Did it get grim?

>>201481050
How do you "respect" a brand? Do they have to donate a certain % to wog hotels? Cretin

>>201481033
>women like facially attractive, muscular high energy men
>especially black women that have less emotional and physical restraint
wow mate real shocker. groundbreaking discoveries being made here.

>>201481057
That’s weirdly creepy and I’m not sure why

>>201480836
I’m 22 and can’t make friends

>>201481062
Fucking hell

>>201481062
I don't think I would ever mentally recover from this

>>201481012
>motherless
lmfao what were the vids?

My mum loves Asian tity porn

womanising a poo

>>201481072
They have to have quality items with classic styles across the board, and not skimp.

Australia

only away to have a bloody coffee aren't I haha

>>201480995
My grandad had granny porn bookmarked on his PC
It was the only bookmark actually
I reckon it was done by the local IT guy who set up elderly people with internet access

>>201481033
https://youtu.be/WHdqFdtE3eQ?si=FWTbACL7Q5b9X0N6

12mins for the blackpills

>>201480895
must be good that actually being friends with your gf and liking her

>>201480949
Gimp

>>201481057
Weird, cfnm is kino though

>>201481091
motherless is just ordinary porn ripped from other sites. nothing controversial about it. quite boring in fact

>>201481091
prefer not to say for legal reasons

>>201481062
how much did it fuck you up?

>>201481050
>and it has to be made in scotland.
House of Bruar?
Would shop there if i wasn’t a povvo
https://www.houseofbruar.com/mens/

blood pressure raises when hear a Jet 2 ad on youtube and that fucking jess glynne song

>>201480929
what's stopping you from opening up to people? it's something i struggle with myself. for me, i think it's just that i'm not that interesting or deep as a person. so if i were to open up, people would just see me as a dull 4chan-posting loser - that's it. there's not much else going on to my character. i'm not lonely because of some experience in my past, it's just that i'm a loser, really.

posting drivel again lads

>>201481089
Not him but had similar happen to me at 12 and I’m still fucked up because of it

>>201481113
That's why you prioritise personality over looks.

Maxed out the LISA for this year lads

>>201481084
>>201481089
>>201481124
didn't fuck me up that much as i was and am a funny little lad and just laugh at stuff
really the worst part was i went to school and told a lad about it as a laugh who then bullied me along with another lad over it for the whole last week of school before primary ended

>>201481062
My aunt used to walk around her house naked when me and my sister were there, she was one of those nudist types, maybe still is now

>>201481150
forget how fucking strange and runtish some of you lot and your families are

test

>>201481076
The other nerd in the white was high energy, tall and muscular but he wasn't Tyrone

>>201481067
yh

>>201481150
was she fit?

>>201481150
She fit?

jumping on my bed doing backflips and somersaults

Itt: rasheed and his p pals talk about their incest fantasies

>>201481147
How much you put in it Salarychad, 20k?

>>201481162
Bit judgmental of you lad

>>201481172
right, you’re point being?

>>201480895
jesus wept. i hope thats the most pathetic thing I read today.

Wouldn't even admit to half the fucked up stuff I did growing up on here. Taking it with me to my grave.

>>201481150
same lad with the photo of my mum here, the boyfriend she was taking those photos for used to walk around naked with his crusty old man cock out all the time until we told our dad who had a convo with her and made it stop

>>201481162
Lot of northerners on here it’s a different world up there

>>201481076
Kill yourself, diego.

>>201481190
8 grand in mine 8 grand in gf’s

dad used to insist we were all nude in the house and used to keep me and brothers on a lead

>>201481115
There was a British porn company that made really good cfnm videos where a group of women would strip a bloke naked and take turns wanking him off, and they were drinking booze and having a good laugh, can't remember the name of it though. It was probably the only British porn that I enjoyed, normally I find it too cringey and I watch foreign porn instead.

>>201481178
She's not ugly, she has quite big tits but she's not what I'd normally be attracted to.

>>201481224
CFNM.net. total kino, but it was lame because most of the guys could get hard

diego vs heathermong
unsexable freak meets the unloved virgin
truly the two biggest authorities on romance

>>201481222
scrmgh

>>201481150
fuck you mean maybe lad should be visiting for tea and scones every weekend

>>201481222
hooting

>>201480967
The best part of a relationship is the companionship imo but that might be because I lack friends. It was great being able to go and do things with my ex.
>>201481135
I just struggle to find people who share similar interests to me. I can't even find someone who's into the same sort of music as me let alone hobbies. I'm not a dull person but if I don't find someone interesting I don't have time for them and they won't become a genuine friend.

>>201481222
Need more parenting like this nowadays to stop the woke mind virus

>>201481198
That he went to the gym, dressed gangster, was loud but he had 0 game in the end. All Tyrone has to do was smile and cross his hands and bitches were fixing there hair. It's fucked

My dad had his own basement dungeon somewhere in Austria.

Also he liked going to Portugal every so often.

Fuck, marry, kill

Your mum, your dad, your sibling.

>>201481207
>until we told our dad who had a convo with her and made it stop
He should have killed her desu

idly fingering my pussy as i read all your posts

>>201481202
im 35 y/o
i have never had a gf
i have never had sex
and i go out often and approach girls

>>201481162
Being a nudist is more something a posho would do, no?

just invented a coffee and some salt n shakes

>>201481224
There is something very cringey about British porn, it just seems to fake. Americans act fake when they're trying to be normal so can get away with it.

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>>201481268

Payday on Friday lads. Gonna fill the fridge up with Charlie Bighams and energy drinks

>>201481253
hs?

>>201481306
Toby with a job
Toby with a job

>>201480661
Reykjavik is fun for a long weekend like we just had. Very small city so not hard to see everything and good food and bars.

Other places like the springs and that are supposedly nice but haven't been. Gone camping in the wilderness with some mates but it's proper effort to do that.

Girl I’m dating decided I don’t flirt or woo her. Nothing I do seems to be right though. I banter with her, she likes that but it never seems to entice her. She does not like compliments. Think she’s just moving the goal posts.

>>201481125
Off the top of my head here are some brands which produce or stock good scottish or english knitwear. Sometimes you can find them in sales. For povvos, I'd look to Jamieson's, Harley/Bosie, Malloch's, William Crabtree, Alan Paine, William Lockie.

>>201481278
dont know how people like you exist. were you kept in a rape dungeon or something as a child? can only imagine extreme childhood trauma would create such a wretch

>>201481282
you can be a well off and still a runt
case in point - jews

a runt is in body, mind and character

>>201481310
Take your top off in any gay sex dungeons recently

>>201481276
he just found it funny mostly but also weird and disturbing

>>201481328
no had a very pleasnt childhood complete with loads of female freinds

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a gu srd tai avo ke e

>boss bitch energy died as soon as Tyrone entered the room
Is that all it takes to defeat feminism?

>>201481306
>Charlie Bighams
Hideously overpriced

>>201481337
so you're just a closet poofter then

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wonder if their names and faces will be plastered over the news wonder if two tier queer will arrange a kangaroo court for them

>>201481310
did you cum your pants when the pretty big bummed black lady twerked on you at carnival this weekend

The East Tyrone brigade

>>201481320
ask for consent then push her onto the carpet, your johnson will take it from there. good luck big fella

>>201481352
nope had way more male friends just saying i wasn't undersocialised or anything

>>201481320
Move on then mate she sounds like a pain in the arse.

Mad how im a runt socially, economically and financially but a complete shagger physically.

Got obsessed with.the gym at 13 years old and it's literally fixed my life ever since, been shagging proper fit birds since I was 14

>>201481278
It's fucked

>>201481306
alri millionaire

>>201480784
??? Steve Jobs is white

>>201481178
>>201481176
She was trans and bbc only btw

I wanted to post with a Polish flag when I was in Krakow but I couldn't. Now I can be American thoughbeit.

The timeline I come from they are called Charlie Bingham meals

>>201481235
Thank god for this post. This thread has been ridiculously grim and I needed a good chuckle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8RhiSv2-4

The sun's engaged to the sky
And my best friend's found a new guy
I'm only getting older
I've never had a shoulder to cry on
Someone to call mine

Everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind
Everybody's falling in love
Everybody's falling in love, oh
Everybody's falling in love but me

>Women desperately want to fall in love, be someone they can love

>>201481379
Probably wasn’t cursed with a 5 inch pencil dick like me

>>201481367
Nah doesn’t work. Neither does randomly grabbing her and carrying her to bed.

Thinking about the time I house sat for the neighbours and rooted around their bedroom to find the womans vibrator but then I sniffed it and it made me gag and I stopped being horny and put it back

>>201481379
"sure"

>>201481337
wonder if there's just a window for losing your virginity and if you miss it you're fucked. If I hadn't been out having a fag I'd have never met my first gf and had a shag and would probably be a virgin to this day.

>>201481379
I'm in alri shape but still a shut in who only had sex at 30 so you're lying about your social skills.

>>201481337
Did your female friends swoon over the chavs?

mental how at primary school i was best friends with all the girls, at secondary school i went to an all boys grammar and was miserable the whole time, and then at college and uni i was best friends with all the girls and shagged some as well
am i a trans lesbian at heart?

>>201481294
For me it's more that most of the people in British porn look like randomers that you'd see at the supermarket, and their accents just aren't sexy most of the time, and I especially hate that they say spunk instead of cum constantly, it's so off putting

>>201481416
no we were all posh

Aw these Oasis fans crawling oot the woodwork but couldnae even name ye more than 2 flavours.

>>201481379
>been shagging proper fit birds since I was 14
That's all you need in life, innit?

Thinking about all the incel walks I've been on daydreaming that someone would stop me and make conversation and it would lead to a life long friendship

>>201481432
What's the Tyrone of Toffs?

>>201481351
Nah Bighams are the only nice ready meals desu, they’re worth the price. I don’t have time to cook usually so they’re certainly worth it to me.

>>201481247
I'm not sure it was that one, I think another company made cfnm vids

>>201481423
Girls are easy to get on with

>>201481423
Think there’s something wrong and untrustworthy about men that need to befriend women like that.

>>201481404
5'6 and thick but being in shape made that irrelevant
>>201481413
Don't know what to say mate, being in amazing shape.since I was 15 has made shagging extremely.easy despite the fact I'm a mentally.ill.freak

>>201481379
I wish I lifted before I fucked my back and never got depressed in uni. Maybe then I could've shagged...

>>201481455
ktim but with meeting a girl

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Alright team. Got 3.75 hours remaining of my shift.

>>201481461
that they are. i can talk to them much more easily than most lads and they understand me better than most lads do

>>201481462
dunno why you think that. i think i'm just low test and was raised by my mum on her own so have a very womanly way of thinking

A bit of a weird guy I’ve known for years and has always wanted to be my friend has reached out to me. Has a hot gf now
Should I hangout with him to try to fuck her

been to all the 'nice places' in the UK like bath and york and honestly didn't find any of them interesting in any way

the UK has absolutely no redeeming qualities, genuinely cant wait to get my qualification so i can fuck off to europe and settle down somewhere peng

>meet someone at uni I really got on with
>'This could be it, he could be my new best mate'
>just goes AWOL one day and I never hear from him again, I think he failed a year and dropped out
Not sure what the point of the encounter was other than making me feel shit.

>>201481518
runty state of mind

>>201481483
As someone with my only attribute in life is being jacked I have no sympathy, despite your back issues you can dedicate two years to getting jacked and shag stunning women despite being a freak (like me)

Being in amazing shape will get you laid no matter what and I'm the perfect example, I have no job, bad teeth and socially isolated yet I look absolutely jacked and it gets me laid with relative ease

cant remember if its absent without leave or absent without lease but dont understand either

Just remembered I'm a runt of a man. Furious.

>>201481472
Girth is all that matters so don’t really care for your gym BS

>>201481518
may you live in interesting towns

>>201481512
The downside is that though you can have a bit of a laugh with women it's not the same as they're not really capable of making jokes.

>>201481487
how are you posting images with file names if you're posting mobile from aldi

>>201481513
made me laugh

>Ukraine now in control of 100 settlements in Russia

based

>>201481487
HaHa. epic Image. Mind if i Save it? :]

>>201481546
Because I've saved the images to my phone and given then names.

>>201481531
spainfreak gimmick

cannot stop wanking to leanbeefpatty

>>201481518
This country is overflowing with history and culture what are you on about? Are you some braindead deano that only cares about going out on the lash.

>>201481530
its objective truth, the UK is fucking grim and does nothing unique that isn't done infinitely better elsewhere

>>201481531
Can't tell if you are LARPing here or not. I'm a gymcel, have been for years, look great and muscled etc. I don't leave the house much so it does nothing for me, but on the rare times I do, women don't seem to be that interested.

not talking to and shagging women that’s my issue it’s finding them in the first place

>>201481521
How long ago was that

>>201481552
the red line has been crossed

>>201480958
hope you've got some rune armour lad

Why does it seem like my local uni is only taking Indian students? Not being racist or nothing it’s just like they are everywhere

cant stop wankign to blokes arseholes

>>201481546
Are you retarded? How old is your phone?

not been on a date since April, talked to about 2 women since then and went nowhere

>>201481574
objectively wrong everywhere else is shit apart from here bar maybe australia

>>201481552
why is putin letting them freely take his land without any resistance?

>>201481563
Nice cover spainnonce, you've convinced us all

>>201481563
android virge

>>201481602
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>>201481592
Pay more than regular students

>>201481586
A few years ago, I went to uni later in life. I did try and contact him but he didn't respond, I can only imagined he felt ashamed at failing or maybe was in a bad place.

>>201481545
yeah but for the most part lads are really unfunny these days too

>>201481592
most likely are international students pay more so university’s sell out to them.

>>201481461
Wait until you date a woman who is over 30 years old, they get a lot moodier

>>201481531
I struggle to breath after doing back stretches. How the heck am I supposed to get big??

>>201481608
Putin doesn’t give a fuck about ordinary Russian people lol

>>201481592
cause they likely are
unis are business
indians pay loads to go study here in a western university, pick up a degree often times without even attending that much, then go back to india and live like kings on their fancy western degree

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>>201481634
Sounds like you already are big mate

>>201481640
I think he's baiting them into a trap personally

>>201480968
If you're living it large at 16 then you're probably not getting to a good uni, not for something that's going to make enough money to settle down at 25 in a city

>>201481580
You are jacked with low body fat and a 6 pack, big arms, big chest and aren't getting laid?

You are either lying or you have autism to the point you drool and make weird noises

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so this is rorke

>>201481602
I went on a date two weeks ago and then was ghosted.
>>201481632
With a 35 year old and she was good fun

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gfberg was on the phone about something and clicked her fingers to get my attention to look at something
said who do you think you're clicking your fingers at like im some fucking idiot
now shes having a melty pretending to be upset because im so rude
utterly sick of this

Shagged a couple of girls in uni and never had a gf or shagged anyone since. It is unequivocally over.

To the shaggers here -- are you 6ft or above?
I am, and I think it does make a difference.

>>201481615
spainlard has an iphone, you can’t change file names on them as far as I’m aware

>>201481663
blog on you insufferably boring bastard

My gf is Indian-English, ask me anything

>>201481634
Focus specially on bench press for two years, if you can't do that then you are extremely physically disabled or very lazy

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>>201481531
You're 5 foot 6 mate, it doesn't take much at that height, one of the benefits of being a manlet.

>>201481632
Why would anyone date a woman over 30. What does a women in her 30s offer anyone to think yes I should start a relationship with her.

>>201481656
Looks like my knob when I'm half way through shaving in the shower

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s gt ara uak dve ie o

>>201481663
psycho cunt get yourself sectioned

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>ummm anon? does my bum look big in this?
your response?

>>201481663
Nah lad you’re in the right don’t let her change the narrative

>>201481652
Yeah, I have all of the main lifts well in excess of the typical 1/2/3/4 recommendation. I'm lean, covered in veins on my hands and arms, 4 pack so close enough. I'm smart, I don't drool. I just don't talk to women enough in the first place. This is the issue, it's not how your body looks.

>>201481649
I'm getting a tummy but I'm not fat yet

>>201481663
pack your shit and leave

>>201481663
That was a bit of an autistic response from you tbf. Just say sorry you big gimp

>>201481678
I have a Xiaomi phone actually

>>201481690
I'm nearly 40, so younger women aren't always on the menu for me these days.

>>201481663
normdrone relationships are so dire

>>201481678
You can quite easily

>>201481709
*headbutts her big fat arse*

gen z boss just fired me

>>201481690
It's a good idea if you don't want kids and find a mid 30s woman that doesn't either.

*soy voice*
Who do you think you're clicking your fingers at!

>>201481732
never heard of a woman with a xiaomi phone before

>>201481685
My gf is pakistani. Does your gf also have problems with her ovaries? It's apparently common in desi/south asian women.

>>201481686
What muscles do benching activate?

>>201481621
>>201481631
You say that but they all look like tramps

The Incredibles is literally a perfect film and one of the greatest films ever made.

>gorgeous 1960s setting
>brilliant villain who's genuinely ruthless
>real tension throughout
>not really a superhero film since the family dynamic is so good
>clever dialogue that both kids and adults can enjoy
>banger after banger soundtrack
>every action scene is relentless
>literally not a wasted second of screen time

It's insane how talented Brad Bird is

>>201481709
corr, just imagine a big black lad pounding those thick cheeks

>>201481709
Cellulite as far as the eye can see

>>201481732
Lmao you have an incel phone

>>201481729
>simping for someone elses bird you'll never meet
why do so many of you weird runts do this?
no he wasn't in the wrong
someone snapping their fingers at you, especially over something completely fucking pointless, speaks volumes about them as a person and how they view you

ahh yes the tuesday after bank holiday weekend when all the shaggers and daters are all on brit at midday talking about all the women they shag and their gfs
state of it

>>201481709
*muffled noises from my embedded face between her arse hole*

https://youtu.be/28B4fqMA9Oo?feature=shared&t=76

>all of the Jays in here right now look like this

>>201481763
cant be that much of a problem considering theres a billion of them

>>201481763
No, she's very fertile and any time I don't wear a rubber she gets worried that she's going to get pregnant.

>>201481778
he snapped his fingers at her you illiterate retard

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Oasis is back lads
Madchester

>>201481769
sexy characters too

so grim that we're told by starmer that we have no future and there's nothing to look forward while other countries are growing

>>201481773
only a bbc can get past those cheeks

>>201481717
No that is incorrect, if you have the body anywhere close to Chris Evans in captain America one or even brad pitt in Troy and aren't getting laid either have a melted burn victim face or basically have the personality of a genuine spastic

I always get a good deal.

>>201481813
shoddy bait

>>201481732
lol

>>201481816
mad ferret

>>201481778
Easy way to get someone’s attention when you’re having a conversation and don’t want to lose focus/talk over them by saying something to someone else

Reckon you’re overreacting because you’re an incel and have deep issues with women am I warm?

>>201481790
>elro
Did you just come out of a coma or something?
bluds been in permafrost since 2010 and recently thawed

>>201481816
more like basedchester

you best start believing in dystopias
you're in one

>>201481817
Corr yeah violet absolutely haha

>>201481790
>some fat soyboy rapping
This is awful

>>201481790
i've met him in real life before, he's a massive cunt / gear head

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>>201481816
yeh I'm ready

>>201481821
Shit bait now, I'm bigger and stronger than you. You are either lying completely or just lying about not being social with women.

So women across the board are just moody and inconsistent aren’t they

>>201481818
Don't know what you were expecting, he's always been a misery merchant

>>201481778
she was on the phone you autist, I do this all the time

>wahh you're an incel

>>201481852
cant say that

>>201481835
>>201481868
You're both shit people

Pixels are the best phones, and it's not even close.

Are the involuntary celibates giving their opinions on women again are they? Fascinating stuff!

*reads none of it*

>>201481818
furlough scheme unironically ruined us irreversibly

>>201481898

NEW

nooo you cant post those pixels those are illegal pixels

>>201481859
That isn't Noel in the top pic

>nigga dates outside his case cause all black women want are pookies with hood rat aesthetics
It's all fucked lads, I thought only Asians had it bad. Blackcell is hell, all those black babies from the same hood rat who can't keep it in his pants

>>201481025
Yeah if you're a runt who lives with their parents lol

>>201480995
i stopped helping people with their electronics for this very reason. now i know too much about the family and some others. grim