does my bum look big in this edish
>>201481769was my fave film as a kiddidn't realise it was set in the 60s til a couple years ago
what you lads scranning for dins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Cr4jpnH0cWhy are Scottish people like this?
Irish diaspora going mental because one of their shit bands is getting back together
>>201481932Yer Mom's fanny, you twat
>>201481889I bet you're the type of person who pays at the till at a restaurant instead of signalling a waiter
Oasis, most overrated English band of the last 30 odd years
ngl lads it genuinely does distress me to think how physically and sexually superior black men are
>>201481952I do that if I cba waiting
>>201481914Same, also liked the 70s bureaucracy in the insurance company.
>>201481934what the fuck screamed after 1 bar
>>201481952why would a person concerned about rudeness do the rude thing in a restaurant?
>>201481959are you Irish diaspora?
got drunk last night and left my cheese on the kitchen counter and now my cheese is ruined
>>201481898All I want in life is to bury my face in a big fat arse. Why does God hate me?
>>201481948
oasis is taylor swift for middle aged men
>>201481818Britain is ruled by incompetent Judeo Leftists who fail the physiognomy test and should be overthrown.
>nigga dates outside his case cause all black women want are pookies with hood rat aestheticsIt's all fucked lads, I thought only Asians had it bad. Blackcell is hell, all those black babies from the same hood rat who can't keep it in his pants*
>>201481934SCREAMING
>>201481994Can quite easily be arranged on Viva Street if you have a hundred quid or so going spare
gay porn. gay?
>>201481978it's not rude to signal a waiter that's their job
>>201482006wtf is a pookie
you're all my bank now
>>201481965little blud got he self in a predicament
>>201482000couldnt have said it better pal
>>201482006wasnt worth postinth the first time
>>201481923it absolutely is
Some women on instagram man. No dignity. These are normal, “middle class” women as well.
>>201481953Coldplay are worse
>feel tired>have nap>wake up>feel more tired oh yeah
>>201482046quiet, virgin
me? have never once been sent flying
you lot gotta help me get a girlfriend mum keeps calling me a loser on the phone with her mates
Nobody’s assed if you’re too cool for Oasis uno, nobody’s claiming they’re the most talented musicians ever but they’re the band that got most of us into music
>REEEEW DINININEEEEEW
>>201482096FOY
>>201482103
>>201482084they'd need a trebuchet to send you flying you fat wastrel
>>201482096why do zoomers keep posting shit like this, nobody actually believes you were listening to oasis 6 years ago 'getting into music' just admit you're all clueless hypemerchants that latch onto current thing because you don't want to miss out
>>201482022Term of endearment black lasses use for their cheating hoodrat hook up
>>201482073don’t know how being against women posting themselves in tiny bikinis for hundreds of strangers to see makes me somehow a virgin they even know it themselves, when women argue the first thing they call each other is a slag
>>201482117>Jimmy-Page-Autism.jpgvery good filename this
>>201482096>assedNot even going to foy you, fucking really? Are you a foreigner? Not even yanks say 'assed'
enticing a poo
>>201482124Stop gatekeeping u miserable old man
no such thing as a blackcel lolblack men just have to be in the presence of a white women and her pussy starts tingling loool
>>201482124literally have been listening to oasis since i was like 12 though they’re my favourite band of all timedon’t know why miserable cunts like you think zoomers can’t be true fans
>>201482096>they’re the band that got most of us into musicGrim
>>201482130>seething about itvirge confirmed. pictures of fit women in their undies are great
>>201482158Tyrone =/= blackcell. Tyrone gets it all from every race, blackcell gets nothing
>>201482161Yanks only know them from WonderwallWouldn’t know good music if it hit them in their 5 chins
hehehehehehehehe
reminder Tyrone is an lrish name
>>201482146never been to liverpool laaaaa
>>201482187lol
Noel was screaming in my face, [impersonating Noel] “I know for a fact you never fucking practice. How dare you. We never even left the studio for two years.” And I was just like, “Fuck you man. You play the same exact equipment at Slash. If you fucking plug a Gibson guitar with a fucking Boss pedal in to a Marshall amp, you sound exactly like Guns N Roses. It’s not The Beatles. Suck my dick.”And that’s what I said right to his face. “Fuck you. You’re not The Beatles.”
zoomers listening to oasis because their dad was constantly playing them is similar to millennials liking shitty bands that their parents like such as the beatles, the rolling stones, the who etc
>>201482159Same. I’m 19 and Oasis are my favourite band as well, have been ever since I was a kid. Dadberg always used to be play Britpop in the car and got me into them, he took me to see Blur as my first gig as well
mad how people south coast england is practically the med
>>201482214>>201482220Lol
i love whygena!
>>201482214>>201482220Divine alignment of posts
good morning /btir/
lf you didnt see Oasis at Knobworth you're not a real fan
>>201482224i was very surprised to see palm trees there
>>201482200Tír EoghainOwen’s Land Eógain Mac Néill was the son of the famous Irish high king Niall Noígíallach (Niall of the Nine Hostages) and owned the land that would be named after him, County Tyrone
I'm half Irish and am a recovering addict of cuck porn and my Irish mother has had two black bfs. There might be something too it.
so dehydrated but I can't be arsed to drink water
>>201482260and how do you feel about oasis?
zoomers all suddenly deciding they're massive oasis fans, bet the bucket hat brigades will be in full force soonboomers in shambles at the cultural appropriations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awa-1wN-a10>oasis fans start shitting and screaming
myra hindley cum tribute
None of you millennial cunts grew up in the heyday of Oasis either you have to be literally in your 50s to have appreciated and got into them when they were in their prime You just want a reason to seethe at zoomers because your lives are shite
i love Whygena
>>201482214the beatles are different from the rest tho if you don't like the Beatles you don't know anything about music
>>201482282They're alright
I fancy a little bit of jazz
is there any benefit to knowing welsh at all?
>>201482311lmaothe beatles are fucking shit and that's including all of their later work too
>>201482048Yeah they're shit too
>>201482311>if you don't like the Beatles you don't know anything about musicThe fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all time are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all time. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics, instead, are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers.
>>201481898i want this but i have a below average pecker funny how that works
>>201482325what's your favourite band?
>>201481959You need to take medication if that's what you're worried about on a Tuesday afternoon, also what you're saying is a complete fallacy
>>201482349I love this pasta
Oh you're going to "work" from home today?
Oh 'ey sis
another dogshit inger of a yank post
The poster below me enjoys the company of men.
Mrs wants to set up a joint bank account to pay both our salaries into so we can “manage the finances better”
>>201482417irish diaspora
I like music
>>201482334Could actually see a game like red alert making the special building/unit type for the british a wonderwallbut rts fans have some autistic about not building walls
>>201482447pretentious freak
>buy new gpu>still playing old gamesfuck me
Hate flying first class. Sat there like a mug while the stewardess puts down a table cloth, pours your drink and puts down your little plates and blunt knives.Feel like a baby strapped in his highchair.
>>201482019illiterate retard
Most girls don't care what size a man's cock is, as long as it's not one of those little peanut ones. Once you little nerds have actually shagged a few women you will realise this.
unironically have an oasis tier dress sense now cunts are going to think it's because I jumped on the current thing, grim
>>201482417SCOOMIN OOP
>>201482324Kill yourself
doing a job application and there is no option for saying im not disabled
>>201482436did you actually have issues with the finances not being managed well?Keep in mind that you’ll never be able to roll back from sharing your bank account
>>201482477Girls always tell me they love how big my cock is though. Stop lying to them
>>201482490hes right though sorry you are so insecure
>>201482362I was going to respond with Cannibal Corpse but remembered I have a us flag right now. This ruins everything!
>>201482493today you feel...disabled
Just StopToil
>>201482506wtf i have a gf?
>>201482512You can go aswell
>>201482469She's in the early stages of female pattern hair loss.
>>2014825060 reason for the mods not to ban this post. if you disagree with me then well i dont care quite frankly
I hereby denounce the following:Stone IslandAdidasPaul SmithClarksNigel CabournBarbourLevi’sNudie JeansBeams PlusYou Must Create
>>201482506get down on my knees and worship this black king, thanking him for gracing my gf's tuppence with his presence
you have 7 mintues to report the post or eles
>>201482526honestly dont know what to do. they must think only a retard would apply for the job. do i leave it blank, click prefer not to say, or just close the application and apply elsewhere?
>>201482508They only say that to keep you hard you lemon
>>201482324why does it matter? still enough people to run themthis image is literally saying that there arent enough speaking the language to be profitable. imagine if your own language was subject to that
>>201482581keep it lemon
>>201482583irish diaspora
thick juicy feminine penis
>>201482508yeah same they keep saying "thank fuck its 8 point five inches ive been with blokes that are 9 but its too big and hurts but any less and i cant feel shit also it would look like a grotesque little smeggy worm i wouldnt want to put near my mouth"
>>201482581No it's normally after
>>201482296i'm 36 and i was around to witness it unlike you piece of shit
Still thinking about when mousey admitted that he likes cuck porn.
>>201482552Why those in particular? Please explain each one
>>201482506suck his bbc until he's too exhausted to fuck my gf
>>201482613Grandad!? Who let you on the computer!?
>>201482582Love you
>>201482469+3 but id swipe left on her
>>201482619wasn't actually him
>>201482619no i didnt. you people are a disease. i cant wait for you to go on (from projection) to beg, and it will be something like this "nooooo i should be allowed to post race bait and cuck porn.... otherwise i will be sad!"GOOD subhuman
The MCU started in 2008, with other big superhero movies like the Raimi Spiderman's being released between 2002 and 2006. Somene who is 18 has known nothing other than a cinematic landscape dominated by superheroes, a culture determined by superhero references.To Zoomers, superhero cinema is the default and any other kind of movie is a quirky little eccentricity. Everything, to them, is filtered through their formative experiences watching superhero movies. They cannot understand a film unless something in it reminds them of a superhero movie. This is just a fact.
>>201482619shocking allegationssland'rous even
gas or data pick oneat a guess send tails avoid keeping enemiessend gift data ask dev if offering
the only people who hate oasis are musicians who can actually see how fraudulent they are musically
>>201482603I'm six inches, not big but not tiny and I've never had any complaints
>>201482622Cutting ties with any nu-oasis zoomers, they’ll flock to these now
>>201482647How's the supplement forum treating you?
got a shitty bum
>>201482647zip it nigga
you are fighting to be able to post average_black_man.png and a cuck fetishist scene. youre a complete bastard also black people not having a problem with them undermines the trust that we should have in black people to not be secretly evil people these people are stupid and evil and arent even people
Actual gimmicks brit has produced over 2024>Irish diasporaAnd ehmmm... uhmm help me lads
>>201482506report him to the police for rape
>>201482648Go away Critical Drinker
buy ephed rune at varrock west
>>201482630fucking cunt id spit in your face and you'd do nothing about it
>>201482636why
Might move to China.
>>201482698arabic diaspora
>>201482698cuckposting has got worse this year
yeah im not getting into an argument with you nonpeople. you are fighting to be able to post average_black_man.png and a cuck fetishist scene. youre a complete bastard alsoim not going to go get into a long drawn out argument with you subhumans. your lives are extremely sad. keep going though so i can report more posts - im not doing anything right now. i just dont want to talk to you youre a bastard + KYS
>>201482703Critical Drinker loves his goyslop as long as its le based.
never understood what you were meant to do in runescape after selling the cowhides
feel like SHIT
>>201482698sinister Bradley was created in 2024
>>201482721Pretty sure that didn't start here
>>201482716what do you plan on doing once you get there?
>>201482710*opens my mouth* I do like strong older men
always crease at mongs who walk with their feet like \ / instead of | |
>>201482712she isnt good looking enough
>>201482699Yeah, because your gf definitely won't consent loooool.
>>201482746shite gimick that
>>201482730what rule are you reporting them for?
>>201482698>>201482721two foreigners talking >>201482736because youre an NPCyou arent "quirky" or "cute" you arent "lol look at me im so silly" its just that you have the mental capacity of a 10 year old - what they could figure out, you cant. youre an NPC and trying to play it off (not to get advice - of the most low level shit in the game) - but to be lol "im a part of this look at me i know thing" by saying that you dont. youre trying to insert in to the FOTM cancer with that. youre an NPC in that
>>201482698There's loads but you need to be in the know to know, y'know?
Started smoking cigs now so all the women at work know im hard
>>201482754Eat some fried rice. Get a job. Marry a Chinese lady. Be happy.The normal stuff.
no meltdowns
rubbing my feet against each other
To have $1mil USD, someone in the top ~15% of earners in Australia investing more than half their salary would take ~20 years to reach that sum (accounting for 3% inflation and 20% tax) long bloody time
>>201482775mousenonce how do you feel about being reddit famous? was this the career trajectory you expected for yourself?
WHATS THE STORY MORNING GLORY WELLLLLLLLLLL
guys i couldnt figure out step 2 in this game for teenagers
>>201482762That’s how men’s feet are they stick outwardwomen have straight or inward facing feet
>>201482762Any more tiktoks you've seen about icks you wanna regurgitate verbatim?Got any more original thoughts rattling around in that void of a mind?
>>201482762I walk like this | / because I broke my right ankle very badly and it healed wrong. I also get tendonitis 3 times a year because of my foot holding my weight wrong and I can't walk for about a month each time. 3 months of the year I'm basically immobile ever since turning 25. Not fun.
Hate having to do stuff
>>201482786get yourself a leather jacket too son
>>201482818fuck lad that's shit cant they do anything
>>201482775Ok nigga but what do you do with the money after selling the cowhides some wanna know
>Telegram owner arrested>News refuses to say why>Because he Jews got exposed on itLmao
>>201482811Baked that cunt into a pie and left him to cool on the windowsill
THAT MAKES ME SO QUIRKY THOUGH
>>201482762theyre always virgin freak types too. no exceptions lol
It's Cozy Fall in less than 4 weeks. Watching the sunrise is addicting bros...
*does a gay porn dance into the thread* cha cha cha
>>201482839You can buy more expensive gear to kill the cows more quicklyAfter you kill enough cows you level up your combat skills so next time round they go down faster
mad how Lennon Gallagher, his son, is only 24 (the same age as many posters here) and set for life, pushed right into music and modelling thanks to nepotism and has shagged more birds than you can ever imagine
>>201482836They'll have to break my ankle and try and set it correctly, and I'm just working up the courage to have that done.
>>201482762doesnt amer and the r9k freak he was seen with on camera do exactly that?
>my personality is posting race bait to 4chan >my personality is my job i work for the governmentvery sad people a lot of those civil service workers. and in a country where the government employs people to do that
>no 190Where is he?
>>201482874blud that's obviously worth it compared to what u just describednot to mention u'll look like less of a mong outside
Scottish guy in the work group chat always types in his accent, this isn’t normal behaviour surely?
absolutely loathe social media of any kind (except 4chan)
>>201482898Yeah, I know.
>>201482907>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO CENSOR YOURSELF FOR MY SENSORY WEAKNESSLeast pathetic Saxon
>>201481898https://files.catbox.moe/iy5gnk.mp4
>>201482907Fuckin a!
>>201482907It is in Scotland
GYATTYATT
getting a bit irritated about mousey's attention seeking
>>201482802What u talk about fool?
>>201482907They’re desperate to be different because they don’t have a language. They treat their gay little accent as if it’s a language
russian flag in /brit/ posting a catbox link yeah nah
>>201482869>Lennon Gallagherliterally two irish surnamesthe irish diaspora final boss
get the poos scranned
Genuinely been doing some diabolical poos todayThe type where I'm genuinely disgusted by the smell
>>201482934
The daily English meltdown about Scottish people existing
>>201482998Scotch*
>>201482968If it was to someone who isn’t Scottish I would text in standard English but if I was texting to my mates why would I bother following “proper” speech and self censoring when i could just do it the way we would actually talk?
>>201483008stupid dub yankie scum
>>201482993Lots of farts for me but little in the way of pooingMy body only likes pooing at home so I expect an explosion when I get home
>201483008Definitely a full meltdown in progress
>>201482998Tell me how >>201482968 is wrong
code redI repeat code red
>>201483022calm down mousey
>>201483011BBC
>>201483018You didn't learn to write like that in school. It's a silly little affectation you put on because you have no serious culture of your own besides what you stole from the Irish.
>>201483038>you have typed the way you have spoken for hundreds of years>that's uh desperation or something just stop existing
>>201483018It’s not self censoring you’re literally going out of your way to put on an accent over text that’s not normal fella
pol be like>ITS HAPAENENNINNGGGGGGGGGG>AAAAAAA ITS DEFINITELY HAPENINGGGGGGGG MELTDOOOOOOOOOOWN>BLACK COCKS ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!
Suppose I should think about getting up
>>201483059damn, brits sure love their british broadcasting channel
scotch people are so mad that they're just english/irish people with a funny little accentunless they're from the remote highlands who are actual scottish people
>>201483069>didn't learn to write like that in school. It's a silly little affectationReading works in the Scottish dialect is part of the education of all children in Scotland so you are in fact wrong
Well said jez
got twerked on at carnival yesterday btw
>>201482764oh i thought left was approval
Mousey is from Scotland, I rest my case.
>>201483106So they teach you how to write English wrongly in Scottish schools?
>>201482765homo
might kill myself in front of all of you
so lonelymight go gay it'd be a lot easier to find a partner
anime
JustStopToil
>>201483075how could you forget about transvestites and jews
>>201483137>wronglyBruh
>>201483112Went to a club when I was a little skinny 18 yo twink and these 3 black women with humongous arses were twerking on me, eventually bottled it and ran away, but it was enjoyable while it lasted.
saw a black bird earlier i wanted to shag, real badly, but i reckoned it was god tempting me and the consequences of i acted upon my horny want would come to haunt me
I don't know why, but whenever I hear the phrase 'gay porn dance' I imagine Robert Webb dancing.
>>201483069Well of course they didn’t teach us to write in dialect in school, the education medium is in English. >stole from Irish?Scotland was literally settled and formed by Irish colonists. Like saying the early Americans stole from the English. >>201483074I don’t go out my way to text in a certain manner. It reflects the way I would casually talk to my friends. I can text them however I wish and we text each other in the way we would face to face communicate. We don’t give it a second thought. If anything, meticulously putting it in standard English would be the affectation.
>>201483137>So they teach you how to write English wrongly in Scottish schools?*Sow they terch yow oaw tow write Engurlish wrongly irn Scorttish schooawls
>>201483152I’d save you
lidl is taking the piss with their prices as of late. i notice these things. shall be going to aldi or even fucking tesco instead.
£200 credit with me energy company. should probably get a refund
>>201483230Lol good luck with that
Her body is mad ripe, she was creaming for me
>>201481423Went to an all boys grammar as well and it's miserable for most lads if you actually have any ambitions and aren't a scummy mong dosserIt's the closest thing to prison when you think about it
>oasis shit on the radio all day at toil
>Going about 45 in a 40>Someone gets real close and is tailgating me>Speeds up to overtake me>Slows down to 40 in front of meWhy? What's the point in people doing this?
>>201483244>Her body is mad ripechill out m8 it's just a pear
>>201483256get the bbc radio 6 on
>>201483137It’s the study of Scots. Which was an actual language, the stuff Rabbie Burns wrote in. Scots (although you will call it a dialect) is recognised and celebrated in Scotland and the education, lessons just aren’t given in it.That’s not to say anything of Gaelic being plastered everywhere too and Gaelic speaking teachers being in high demand. That’s a legal medium for education and you can take your exams in it.
>>201483256Don't look back in anger
>>201483240?
just heard a smoke detector chirp
>>201483202>Scotland was literally settled and formed by Irish colonists.Who were all killed by the vikings>NO BUT SAAR THE IRISHMAN SAID YOU WERE IRISH SAAAAR
Runescape's nice because of its old school graphics but there's only so many goblins or cows I want to kill in turn based combat, versus something like elden ring where theres millions of varied enemies to kill in real time action and a huge world to explore
Christ alive
let me chirp these foolsrorke got weed rorke got pillsrorke got the work on the corner cutting deals
>>201483305You could pay for an English prostitute with that
>>201483301pvm is extensive in osrs not sure what you're talking aboutget your white ass to gwd or zulrah or something
>>201483260Always got to be in front sorry you’ve got a shit car mate
Shilo VIllage dumb n bass remix
>>201483116no swipe left for no, up for superlike, right to match
>Scots>Language
>>201483256thought you would have loved that
Might move to China
IT'S LUNCH TIME!!! :DDD
>>201483367tranny detector is going haywire at this twitter account
>>201483367
>>201483367It must be strange for you when you go outside and can't go "but here's a twitter post"
>>201483296You’re such a weird bloke man. The Vikings did not conquer Scotland, they settled and took the isles where they mixed with the locals forming the Norse-Gaels. The Kingdom of Alba literally defeated the Norse several times and existed right through the Viking age and long after it. So clearly they were not “all killed by the Vikings”
>oasis shit on the radio all day
>>201483351Doesn't make sense. Even the shittest car on the road now is capable of going at least 80mph
>>201482096are you 40
>>201483367Looks like a tranny from that profile pic
>>201483367Fucking SCREAMING
>>201483305Haha just went to check my Monzo account so I could meme showing £0 in it but when I went to check I actually had an extra grand I'd forgotten about in thereYou live to see it
Might move to Falador
>>201483152im on the otherside of the world and would NOT click on any link posted here
>>201483347>gwd >zulrahblud still playing like its 2017 :skull_emoji:
>>201483389>tranny detector is going haywirei.e. your penis is getting hard
>wake up (in the afternoon)>text grandma asking her for money (no money in my bank account)>shes going to send some later>will get myself another oven pizza to eat and a bottle of energy drink>then cry myself to slee again
>>201483367ah right so one autistic yank teenager writing stuff on a wikipedia he made for years invalidates centuries of literature and documents and linguistic evidence
>>201483390>replying to selfOdd
nuclear wappens
>>201483410Yanille for me
>>201483426Why you cry?
>>201482583Manchester... so much to answer for.
>driving my tractor>30mph in a 50>queue of cars behind me seething>traffic in the opposite lane>see a passing bay>dont pull insorry your cars are so small lmao
So Jesus said to the twelve, “Do you want to go away as well?” 68 Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life, 69 and we have believed, and have come to know, that you are the Holy One of God.”
>>201483400It does make sense. Your car = shitMy car = sickI need to be in front of you
>>201483394>. The Vikings did not conquer ScotlandMacBeth was a viking who was also the Earl of Norway >The Kingdom of AlbaThat's just Gaelic for Scotland. You don't sound intelligent. You aren't more accurate. You're just silly. >they settled and took the isles where they mixed with the locals forming the Norse-Gaels Yes where the larping Irishman and his monks came from
>>201483389>>201483392>>201483405>>201483428>>201483433delicious cope
>>201483460Almost killed myself overtaking a tractor the other day
gdt hte fucking new madre
The Poodles
Whenever I read through an anthology of English verse I always skip the scots shite, utter fucking drivel.
>>201483504
>>201483446Don't get it
>>201483464>words of eternal life, 69thats my christmas list for this year
proper love Catherby me, simple as
>>201483428It's the Spain flag poster
