arse
alri
evening girlies x
subhuman nigger-attracting physique, Britons should know better than that
>>201493715Corr and, if I may be so bold, spaff
>>201493752I deliberately want my woman to be attractive to black men tho
>>201493759>>201493759
>>201493712He seems completely unlikeableTen years of him would be grimNot even like you’ve got someone charming like Trudeau in power
>>201493759Cuckage galore with a whoreI'm done.
and the very latest from That Fucking Bitch?
I give off Rockstar vibes.
>>201493752Don’t engageLeave now for your own good
>>201493817Her latest is just another video where the topic doesn't remotely interest me, so I just thumb it down and leave. Sometimes you just need to walk away from all her nonsense and get on with your own life. At this point, since she failed to interest me with her Exeter and Oxford content, I can't imagine her ever having anything else worth sharing that will inspire or enlighten me, or change my life for the better. She really is getting stranger by the minute. Don't even get me started on the whole "aesthetic" trends going on over the past several years. Just be yourself and stop trying to fit into a category. Good lord. She is such a loser.
>>201493611You made £20,000 selling shit on ebay?HMRC will be on ya
My uncle is genuinely raising a black man's son
Hi guys
Tempted tomgomand get one of these little bad boys
>>201493849These people are completely deranged >Sometimes you just need to walk away from all her nonsense and get on with your own lifeShe doesn’t even know who you are wtf are you talking about!?
>>201493877hii wuu2
Wish I was drunk
>>201493849>Sometimes you just need to walk away from all her nonsense and get on with your own life.Screaming, did this come from a tattlebitch?
>>201493885
>>201493867grim
>>201493860He's lying
>>201493846
Need a Dark Academia gf
>A friend of mine who didn't know much about Ruby (let's say it's not a topic we usually bring up in our friends group) bought herself the academic planner for this year and it came with more than half of it being crushed in the envelope, and therefore unusable. She tried to contact the Pumpkin Productivity support with pictures to ask if she could get a refund but I doubt she will get one, or even an answer, because she will not be able to return it since they ask all returns to be made in "perfect condition".Fucking bitch.
Who put 50p in the heathermongffs
>>201493925
might have a fennel tea to warm me up a bit
Could really go for a bendy & cheese right now for some reason
>>201494004Gives you estrogen mate
>>201493979Those tattoos that girls get on the belly are fucking grim
>>201494021get a grip freak
>>201494007Dunno what that means
>>201494022all tattoos are grim
>might have a fennel tea to warm me up a bit
>>201494061
>>201494051Me neither
>>201494058Begin with your family.
might make a catfish insta to view private profiles
Can someone do a vocaroo of a very heavy british accent saying:"You surving in London?"You can add whatever to make it funnier. Your voice line might get added to a game.
wait so fennel is bad too now?
saw so many peng ting asian girls out with the tennis skirts in london today
there is nothing more intimate than cleaning your wife's pussy after the bull has filled her up
jacking off a poop
>>201494103
Are you saying if I give my girlfriend fennel her tits will grow?
>wait so fennel is bad too now?
chuffing off a wanksparrow
>>201494040You’re getting emotional
>>201493715literally could never satisfy her
reckon the king should shut down parliament
>>201494080Swedeman can you please explain this gimmick of yours thanks x
I can feel my body slowing down as we enter the end of the year. Hibernation is imminent. Going to put a few weeks worth of WFH requests in.
>45% of erect human penises are between 4.7-5.5 inches long interesting, aye?
>>201494174
>>201494080the only member of my family with a tattoo is my dad and ive told him its grim and he told me he regrets getting it.
How many micro plastics have you consumed today?
>>201494211rip
>>201494231the bellend curve as it were
>>20149423114cm flaccid is NUTS
>>201494231Mine is 18.5 cm but that’s not even bone pressed
>>201494202Tired and emotional, even?
>>201494231You're bent
>>201494211あとも少しに終わりです…
life has utterly buck broken me
>>201494276Post it then
>>201494211Sekso dayo ne..
>>201494092Just make a random fake business for somewhere overseas. Miami skateboard decks, Madrid fishing store, Beijing sailing club, etc.Guaranteed acceptance. Allegedly or so I’ve heard
>>201494231I’m 6.5 inches, is that considered small?
>‘He was special’: 11-year-old boy collapses at Visalia Adventure Park
>>201494249>Microwave porridge in plastic pot for breakfast>Microwave curry in plastic tub for lunch>Fruit salad with a plastic fork for dessert>Water from a plastic bottleHow many is this? Skipping dinner tonight so should be done for the day
>>201494343Gosh yes that's tiny, honey :(
>>201494321mind if I groom you into a sissy then?
Need a British friend I can trauma dump on
>>201493715ruddy nora
imagine if lucy letby were black/muslim
>>201493785quite attractive if I do say so myself
>>201494386blacks and muslims don't really do serial killingit's very much a white person pastime
>>201494286やだ…
On Brexit: “There’s only f***ing one thing worse than a fool who voted for Brexit. That’s the rise of the c***s trying to get the vote overturned. You take part in a democratic f***ing process — if you don’t like the outcome, go to North Korea.” On Trump: “I find Donald Trump f***ing hilarious. Purely from somebody speaking from across the Atlantic, it’s an amazing thing to watch.” On Corbyn: “F*** Jeremy Corbyn. He’s a Communist.” On the Labour Party in 2019: “I hate the Labour Party. I have f***ing got no time for them anymore.”On the Labour Party in 2021:“I f***ing hate the Labour Party, they’re a f***ing disgrace. They’ve betrayed the working classes, they’ve betrayed ordinary people and they’ve allowed this shower to run the country for however long they’ve f***ing run the country. The modern Labour Party is middle-class ****s who f***ing hate the working class, they hate them, it’s as simple as that.”
>>201494427>plus points if you're a dreadhead>minus points if you cant swimshe needs to make her mind up
>>201494415yeah a black lad would never storm into a dance class and stab children indiscriminately
>>201494415
>>201494427should be shot
>>201494509that's mass murder not serial killing genius
never knew the difference between liam and noel
>>201494365Fuck
>>201494495the working class are animals tbf
>>201494566everyone used to think liam was the twat now everyone now thinks noel's the twatknowers know they're both twats
>>201494566One usually is gay and the other a mong no
i'm bi
I've suddenly become autistically avoidant of mirrors at the age of 28
mental how liam rhymed supersonic with tonic and whines into a microphonemental how noel knows 5 chords on the guitar
>>201494386lucy letby innocentsacrificial lamb for a terrible hospital and board of incompetence
>>201494325Got banned last time I did x
mad how good garlic and coca-cola is together
>>201494746Mhmm
>>201494495all true
>>201494691do remember they are from manchester
britain ROARS out for cute femboy yanks
>>201494660Okay Liam
>>201494758Thanks for supporting the Coca-Cola Company
Fucking hate me
was trying to remember why I found "Luck be a lady tonight!" so funny and then I remembered lol
>>201494825Looks like something cooked up in the demented mind of a /brit/poster
>>201493920lovely
red-antberg withering and gasping for breath as I deploy poison upon their wretched nest
sex with hung tranny's hot sexy video compilation 1080p reupload
>>201494760https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201291992/#q201292560
>>201494825
>>201494797you're welcome thanks for the peng drink
>>201494918grim post
>>201494427a cool -3 for me
Got a Too Good to Go bag from Greggs for my tea lads. Three steak bakes and caramel shortbreads get innnn
y'all are real frisky today. go take care of yourself and come back when you're more levelheaded and less fruity
>>201494923>that brown skinSAAAAAAR YOU CANNOT POSTING YOUR LUND ON INTERNET SAAAR
>>201494427get them all arrested PRONTO
Watching caseoh vods get in
>>201494923may i suck it?
>>201495022I’m balkanoid not Indian and my nipples are pink x
>>201494923That is fucking disgusting
ding ding
>>201495140Rude
>>201495141Charlie Dimmock looks like THAT?!
>>201495107Balkans aren’t that brown mate, you’re a ‘jeet
everyone hates me
>>201494923What's your waist size?
>>201495141too big
>>201495188you can believe whatever you want >>20149520632
>>201495194I love u anon :3
Dug deep into the fridge Found a yellowed panner block and a frozen syrup gulab jamun
>>201494923Why does it look like that?
>>201495220>32aw cute
>>201495246Like what>>201495247Thanks
Reading thisTurns out this country's culture has been fucked for 150 years
>>201494825>>201494929
>>201495242Get that gulub jaman down you lad x
>>201495242Bought a bag of cubed paneer frozen from the Indian place and half of them were fucked up and yellow looking so I tossed them Foods always out of date there or has frozen and unfrozen multiple times
rancid swines the lot of you
>>201495226You wouldn't if you knew me
>>201495283I bet this nigga has played 1 single game of chess in his life
wait was that guy bragging that his nipples are pink? sure pink is cute but come on.
nothing to smile about in my life
>>201495365pink nipples are telltale signs of being white and aryan don’t you know?
Me, porcine of the vile variety
got the fifa on
Please ignore the brown skin and excessive dark body hair Direct your attention toward my nipples Thank you
/brit/ is dead good riddance, maybe?
>>201495415
>>201495415had a good laugh at this
>>201495410Why?
>>201495155That's my Chinese bestie's name
>>201495242What can I do with a surplus of ghee I acquired?
whats wrong with pissing while shitting?
might make a new
>>201495315Make your ownAnyway mine was deep frozen so it is fine
>>201495530At 310 posts right? Right?
>>201495527nothing, but shitting while pissing is bad
>>201495527nothing? no one implied otherwise you didn't misinterpret the image did you?
no one:doodlebob: me hoy me noy
>>201495415>>201495488samefag
>>201495570Only if you’re standing up
>>201495567yh... 310...
You're standing by the gray ice water
gymtoil complete
cant stand the usage of positive anymore such a flyover thing to do
>>201495527if you have a small willy you can piss rhrough the gap under the toilet seat and soak your trousers
got mushrooms growing on my bollocks again
Oh oh oh janman we go a delinquent
>>201495592he's not but i didn't even get a (you) for posting it in the first place fucking (you) machine is broken
*walks into /brit/*alri lads just got back from a ban*slips on a banana peel and gets myself 2 weeks in hospital*AHHHHHHHHHH
everyone logged off to wank to my cock pic haha x funny how I can post the link and not get banned
>>201495634done this a few times and only noticed when I step in a puddle of it after wipingharrowing experience
>>201495626what
Scary to think that monkey man is in my country
might put some kind of gypsy curse on catberg for a laugh
>>201495518Put it in simmering chana daal
open the fucking pubs
Time shower, possibly a wank and pizza I reccon
got the peng gay twinks pooing peng gay poo porn on
>>201495596femoids arent allowed in /brit/
>>201495752heehehheh
>>201495734I'm a fleabit peanut monkeyAll my friends are junkies
>>201495752cats are immune to cursing
>>201495734I might even live in your city
Robert Burns the Scottish song writer made a poem claiming he had a 9 inch cockThe songs title was "Nine Inch Will Please A Lady"
made my first post on reddit recently
>>201495755what's that when it's at home?
>>201495799https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2302865/Is-end-men-Expert-predicts-males-extinct--says-process-started.html
is sex in public legal?
imagine the smell
Don't know what to believe in anymore
>>201495708did it at toil once pissed on the arse of my good slacks had to dry them as much as possible with paper towels couldnt even use the hand drier because someone mightve came in
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!ahaha only joking lads i'm not actually cross x
>>201495880Only WMXF sex is illegalAll others is permitted
I’m brown? That means I don’t have white privilege? But people say I’m “white presenting”, which is it?
>>201495927No one's told u that
might go costco
>>201495923imbecile
>>201495927shut the fuck up you deformed freak
really like yellow mustard, the yank kindhaving it with some chips right now x
>>201495919screamingpoor bastard. sounds like something that would happen to me and all.
please support the british gay porn industry
Warwick Davies is NOT going to be happy with this
>>201495902is there a bomb big enough?
>>201496004Spaedo
another fantastic asf post
LADIES OF THE ROAD
>>201496034>>201496040siding with the yank here reckon this one is asf
>>201495940Someone has and he was white >>201495980You can’t shut me up
why are there so many canadians onget out of here
Hello, /brit/, it is I
screaming while vomiting or scromiting if you will
>>201496004Right well that's a big black willy being sucked isn't it
friends of the road
>>20149595624 pack of kirkland signature beans for me please mate>>201496082got them filtered me cause they're absolutely rubbish even worse than yanks
>>201496095screaming
Should I suck a....no, nevermind, you don't want to know (I'm straight)
>>201496088
shitting my bum off
>>201496108wish i were Canadian
have never came from a blowjob because the gf always gives me one *after* sex. next time we meet im gonna make sure she does it first thing.
something seriously sick and twisted about the nation of canada
>>201496143>have never came from a blowjob because the gf always gives me one *after* sexIs she fucking retarded
>>201496135Just move here
been wanking since before your mum showed you how to wank in the bath when you were 12
no other corner of the internet has this big of an obsession with black dicks than here. second to cuckold forums only. i'm out
arse crapping a shit from my arse
>>201496004um
I didn't go to work for a monthI didn't leave my bed for eight days straightI haven't hung out with anyoneIf I did, I'd have nothing to sayI didn't feel angry or depressedI didn't feel anything at allI didn't want to go to bedAnd I didn't want to stay awake
>>201496176oh contrair!
>>201496173do you let in unemployable drug addicts?
>>201496004Janny asleep?
screaming out me arse
is a black cat crossing your path good luck or bad luck
>>201496239neither
>>201496175I learned to wank from raunchy comedies
>>201496228he is janny mate, how have you yet to realise this
>>201496226Do u have the money?
>>201496232
>>201496239*smirks*Hmph. Why don't you consult the bible?
eating digestives
>>201496239I was always told it was good luck but I think that's probably wrong
laughing and farting into the toilet
>>201496270bout tree fiddy
>>201496226From what I understand yeah I met one from Ireland once He just overstayed his visa and never left
>>201496239no such thing as luck
screaming at the top of my lungs for 10 minutes straight without pausing
Only slept abt. 5 hours ffffsss
>>201496331whys that then
>>201496327how'd you end up with your face with some very bad luck
smashing up slugs in a mortar and pestle
Convincing everyone here that he’s the Janny is one of the many contributions to /brit/ history that I can be proud of
bumming a homeless man
>>201496331you cant do that you'd need to breathe
>>201496331alri layne staley
>>201494231dont believe this tripe for a moment
>>201496303Are you laughing into the toilet or laughing but also farting into the toilet?
>>201496089>>201496134>>201496185>>201496232>>201496303>>201496331>>201496366>>201496384are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
right well ive just clogged the loo at four in the morning not ideal is it
>>201496377no one knows who u are unc
>>201496387Don't think that's in the BibleIn fact I'm almost certain it isn't
>>201496387Circular breathing
>>201496409good post/brit/ needs to cut the infantile shite out
screaming and shitting through all the letterboxes on my street
>>201496409>chucleThink you mean "chuckle", mong.
>>201496108should be more old tarts knocking about dressed like this
ladsyou know how beyonce is like queen of all black womenwho's the king of all white men?
catching black men in my contraption
>>201496425*poos on your head*
Once read my gfs secret diary and she said my penis length was ok but was impressed with my girth
I want Emma Watson to shit in my mouth.
having a chucle
>>201496441either tyson fury or elon musk
>>201496441we've collectively decided, joe rogan
got one week of holiday left before toil starts againthinking of going on a final ketamine binge
>>201496421He certainly does lol
>>201496441Tom Hanks probably
left the door to flatberg open all day when i was at toilthankfully nobody did a cheeky steal
The bible? *smirks* Biggest load of codswallop tripe one could conjure up, methinks.
>>201496462I've been described as girthy and bulbous
The Chucle Brothers
>>201496458shrieking
>>201496465kek good lad
>>201496462>my gfs secret diarywhy are you dating a victorian 8 year old
>>201496464Not an unrealistic goal, I believe you can make it happen
>>201496462>>201496508Women are retards lads, wouldn't put any stake in their assessmentsAsk a gay bloke
would you shag your mum if she was down for it
Chuclevision
What's everyone's favourite racial slur then?Mine is 'wog'
>>201496434Settle down, Penisgoblin523
>>201496491I left a cheeky turd in your bed tho xhad a right chucle over it
>>201496543talk to em unc
>>201496424you cant do that while screaming not how it works GORMLESS IDIOT
m dot r
we need indians to stop being bullied pronto bro-tier nation
chuc steak
>>201496543This was a few pages after she wrote about someone from college flashing his penis to her and how big it was and how she would love to be fucked by it
>>201496575best poster, gone too soon
>>201496604
>>201496604link the thread i want to see catkino
need a trans mom gf that will let me lactate from her cock bottle
>>201496604Should have thought about that before they shat all over my streets
>>201496604why does that post have so many repliesbet its the bradleyposter up to his old tricks
>>201496586Dearest melpertI don't see why u couldn't
>>201496659>>201496659>>201496659>>201496659
>>201496575fucking screaming
>>201496636………………………..yeah?
Get it made
>>201496490no, most white men hate Tom HanksTom Hanks is women and wogs favourite white man
>>201496279nice 'thop mate
doing a little gay dance
