Bodger and Badger edition
prozzies are expensive, lordis it really that hard to get a gf or a hookup on a dating app?
any mentally unwell shitskin bbc spammers in?
smoked too much weed the other day got paranoid and thought nappynonce was going to dox me and ruin my life lol
>>201491269Don't think I've ever had an eye testWhy do you need them?
poster below me enjoys the smell of obese people's farts
In Australia we stopped the boats, simple asWhy won’t you fellas
charging my shaver and phone
Indian fella shitting on the train platform shouting “SAAAR THE DARJEELING EXPRESS HAS LEFT THE STATION”
>>201491336Don't recall this Quran verse
poster below me is wanted for nonce related activities and his post will end in a 7
>>201491307no but im a mentally unhinged and racist
>>201491323Hope you feel better soon and hopefully not end up in the ward again x
>>201491379still at it, racismrad?
my autistic cousin eats nothing but cheese sandwhiches and ready salted walkers
>>201491368its hadith bruzbet you a shia innit
>>201491200It just didn't make much sense cos prostitution is allowed in britain
>>201491391thanks x
>>201491297Dating is pretty expensive in terms of time and effort and you don’t have any guaranteed results
how do you find a wfh job that is real not fake
>>201491352Did he blown himself up????
Got some bargains today de lads. 4 x more fruit is that going to be alright with you de lads?
>>201491410>racismradalways makes me gigglehate that gook
went on holiday to irannever againit was complete shi'ite
>>201491419I'm actually a follower of a cult that worships baphometh
>>201491297Women need 4 menFirstTheir father when all others failSecondTheir husband or these days boyfriendHe is like the father but also of course fulfills their daily needs and moneyThirdThe sexual boyfriendHe provides sexual diversity or improvement upon the husbandFourthThe monetary manHe is one a woman doesn't like but seduces to get money but of course wealthy women don't have this one
>>201491434work on gaining a clue lmaooooooo
steak is out of the fridgegoing for a wank then cooking steak for tea
>Corr yeah I’ll buy 18 portions of berries that are starting to rot. That’ll be mint-some tranny spacker
>>201491453no, bin it immediately
>the BBC closes a comments section when it doesn't like the high rated comments
>>201491522
>>201491507Women need 4 menFirstIn the fannySecondUp the arseThirdIn the mouthFourthOne sat in the corner having a wank
favourite meal?dont say pizza or steak
>>201491526CBC just got rid of the comments section all together because people have caught onto the propaganda
>>201491515british haiku
>>201491526Essentially. They also selectively enable comments only on stories they know will fit the narrative.
How do you eat figs? Do you need to peel them?>>201491522I'm going to have the raspberries and blackberries today and then the others tomorrow as that's when they expire.
Norwood status?
>>201491453i'm going to look in the archives later and see if this is the same counter as spaincuck used
>JUST IN: An airplane tire on a Boeing, $BA, 757-200 reportedly just exploded during maintenance killing 2 Delta, $DAL, employees in Atlanta
>>201491522sent that freak flying to another dimension
>>201491582I've had various comments that didn't break any rules removed for being off topic
>>201491522done than female clothed freak
>two tier keir still talking about riots that ended over 3 weeks agoi think hes honestly kinda sad they ended so quickly
>>201491602keep us updated, detective :)
>>201491570Weed man is out next election
>>201491515Steak is cruel
How is buying berries retarded? They will probably be fine to eat for 1-2 days.I think you're jealous because all you eat is processed muck.
>>201491652he’s meeting with his ministers right now to discuss how to win again but I think he’s fucked
>>201491566i'm the fourththe first three are black
>>201491637The BBC reported daily on every person that was sentenced for fucking weeks
just doxxed kier starmer
>>201491604So fucking funny watching diversity hiring practices and crony lobbying literally destroy an utterly gigantic american company in such a public and humiliating wayand basically all the people who died were shitskins and niggers and amerilards anyway so actually nothing of value was lost
got the mariachi slipknot on
pictures: 190 patiently waiting on (you)s
>>201491692All you eat is processed foodYou literally aren’t allowed to cook food because you’re too low IQ
>>201491748you need the gay porn version
>>201491714curious how BLACK that building is
>Those with the widest shoulders should bear the heaviest burdenwhat did he mean by this? is it happening?
Banned from the local Men’s Warehouse for repeatedly taking pants into the dressing room to try them on, and then proceeding to poo in them.
>>201491698Who will get in, the Tories?
>>201491749looks like my flaccid cock
>>201491803it's code for i will tax people with decent incomes but not any actually wealthy people because i'm in their pocket
>>201491803he means men who go to the gymnasium
>>201491705Gotta admit the videos they uploaded with like background music and smug tweets were particularly dystopianI think theyve only ever done that once before and it was for high speed chase videos of moped gangs where you couldnt even see the person involvedI personally think outing people’s identity for being arrested is particularly fucked considering they have made a big display of not doing it for grooming gangs, politicians, BBC presenters or other things
>>201491803The white man must provide even more for the little brown fellas
>>201491803Basically fuck over anyone who isn't>on bennies>a foreigner>a blue collar worker>a public sector worker
all blacked posters should die
>>201491853based
i make bernard manning look like james acaster me
>>201491803He’s talking about White privilege
>>201491817>see a juvenile>think about your cockuhhhhhhhh
>>201491844If a paki stabs someone here it'll be in the news briefly and then hidden
>>201491803my shoulder width is naturally wide but i'm an irresponsible weak willed worm
Quit my job and going on benefits. Hope you strong shouldered men will take care of little feeble me
>>201491698I saw an image in passing that he went from a 5m net worth to a 95m net worth while he was in officeDidnt think much of it but is that true cause if so its pretty fucked that they can get away with that shit, nancy pelosi tier
>>201491811Yes they’ve got a career politician grifter who will still flood the country with Indians and Nigerians while destroying the economy and defunding public servicesIt’ll be great
>>201491844The articles read like a parody>Man sentenced for shouting at police dog>Man sentenced for expressing support for the riots, Brian from Essex posted 'Get them out' on facebooketc
Labour voters rn
>>201491844some brown fella got acid attacked once and it was all over channel 4 with him crying about 'if i was white, i feel id get a lot more attention' yet at the same time some white lads got sprayed with some 'corrosive substance' by a black lad and the only place that reported on it was the daily mail
>>201491811is that catboy kamiwondered what became of him
>>201491940Sounds similar to here but Indians integrate alright here or at least keep to themselves, in Canada they're feral.
thinking about women wearing latex
he's not the messiah, he'a a very horny boy a very hungry horny boyhungry for pussyhungry for boys
>>201491934Not sure if that’s true but it’s obvious he is corrupt so I wouldn’t be surprised
gay sex with women
rolling a blunt
>>201491999It's Trudeau, he somehow managed to get past an old image of him in blackface.
>>201492021Where do the farts go
>>201491953What am I looking at here?
>>201492016feel like england benefitted from them coming here fairly early so the original ones were shamed by english people into behaving and now the new ones are shamed into semi-behaving by the settled indians
corr would love to sodomize an Arab woman
>>201491947Most ridiculous ones I saw (tell me if theyre bs shitposts and I got trolled)>man arrested for shouting at police dog>teenager arrested for picking up a vape pen outside looted shop>man arrested for watching the riots >police joked with muslim man who hit a waitress around the head with a plate and let him go without taking his details and are now trying to find him again because of pressure from shitter trolls
>>201492044Corr that's the dream t. autogynephilelad
>>201491720they were white rorke
If anyone has a question about BLACKED, favorite scenes, girls, etc, I will answer them to the best of my ability
I'm buying a terraced house built in the late 70s lads.Do you think it's worth doing a level 3 RICS survey? There are no extensions or structural work done as far as I can tell so I reckon I might be fine with just the level 2.
>>201492016problem here is that Trudeau and his cabinet ignored and buried all warnings from oversight reports (when they managed to have any) that they weren’t importing doctors and engineers but instead flooding the country with millions of unskilled Indians who were scammed into paying tens of thousands of dollars to diploma mills for useless degrees Now they’re trying to kick them all out to save face and try to win the election It’s going to be a total circus
>>201492067depends if theres a zip between the legs or not. if there isnt apparently they work their way up to the neck hole eventually
If anyone has a question about Cathy or Connecticut, favorite scenes, girls, etc, I will answer the ones about connecticut to the best of my ability
>>201492207Tell me about the girls in Connecticut
>>201492066Not only did he pose in these absurdly racist costumes but he has done it so many times that he doesn’t remember how often he’s done it
>>201492144>delta ground staff from atlantaThe likelihood of two of them being white at the same time may as well be like rolling 20d20 as 20s and even if they were they were still americans
>>201429724thanks mate
I voted for Kier to protect my bennies
>>201492182Hope it collapses and you lose all your money
>>201492153Does Makenna Sky have the best body?
>>201492207Why are you obsessed with dead children and why do you spam this thread about them?
>>201492232you need to have money to get with these well to do women. theyre use to being wined and dined and showered with money. if you dont have money you arent even on their radar
>>201491873mental that bernard manning was jewish
thinking of designing my own CPU ISA. Thoughts, lads?
>>201492287*Blue
>>201492246kek, how did he survive this though, I was amazed that he got through it.
china is so based fucking he’ll
only £140 left in the current account until salaryberg hits on Fridayalways feel nervous when this happens
mum just said 'your dad's no jason luv'
Home made steak pie from the chipmonger Worth a punt?
>>201492321’
>>201492084need an iranian arse on my face
>>201492361i wish i was like him
>Boeing’s first signs of trouble in 2024 came in just its second week, when a door plug blew out soon after takeoff on an Alaska Airlines Boeing 737 Max 9 flight, ripping off a teenager’s shirt corrspaff
>>201492361she didnt
>>201492288anything to motivate me to continue reading & studying. what started as a bit of research into what happened led me to read all about colonial history and other interesting stuff about ct specifically. also i said i wouldnt answer questions about her
>>201492345Simply become an overdraft chad
>import 750000 immigrants last year and millions in the previous years to save the economy>PM says we're getting a shit budget and we have no money and a £22 billion black holeneed to paint myself yellow shut my eyes and get to japan pronto
>fucking he’ll
>he votedlol
>>201492345That's fucking grim what are you doing, stop living beyond your means. >when this happens>it's happened more than once
midwank at the momentits alright nothing special
>>201492283Why? I worked hard for it. Saved up a £40k deposit and I'm getting a £220k mortgage all on my own like a big boy.
>>201492410consider moving to china no immigrants there
>>201492345It's less than 3 days until you get paid, stop being such a nervous ninny
>>201492450
>>201492450I just don't like you
know a guy at work who is £3000 in overdraft
son just said he wants to be like jason luv when he grows up
>>201492410>Labour get in and go 'It's really really bad we need to tax everyone and import more foreigners' when they already knew the financial state of the country
>>201492485is it you
>>201492485aha
>china so base>fuck heel
>>201492182Probably best to do it if you want to live there for a long time, I can't remember how much they are, a grand?
>>201492491get him reading asap. if i had a kid thats all hed do. sit there and read a book
>>201492485Christ
Might move to China. Might move to Japan. Currently undecided
there are a couple banjo frogs outside making their silly sounds
>>201492547this nigga read books omdz
racism isn't real
>>201492485Lloyd's bank once offered me a £15k overdraft option
no i'm not gay
>>201492327He somehow managed to happily find himself competing with the most incompetent opponents imaginableThe Conservative Party had completely imploded after Harper lost in 2015 and only just now found a leader that isn’t a retarded clownThe other options were our moronic Green Party whose candidates are mostly amateurs, Quebec nationalists that only have candidates running in Quebec (ie can never form government), or the New Democrats who are led by a Sikh communist The NDP are currently propping up the liberal party with some bullshit “supply and confidence” agreement to keep the big scary conservatives from pushing a no confidence vote through parliament
>>201492574Corr might as well just stop working for six months
>>201492520done him up good and proper
>>201492522nothing wrong with china
>>201492559never heard anyone call an abo that before
>>201492442I like round numbers in my ISAs so I put £1592 in at the start of the month instead of my usual £1250 because it gave a nice figure with four zeroes at the end and 4chan taught me to like repeating digits.I usually have about £500 left in the current account otherwise at the end of the month.
>>201492520janny giving mousenonce another 3 dayer
How would you even get out of a 15k OD with recurring feesWhy are such predatory practices allowed
>>201492391You should be euthanized
Get the ferry tickets booked
throbbing member
>>201492605seen enough chinese industrial accident shock webms to know thats not true rather be doing maintenance on a boeing lmao
>>201492642dunno
>>201492485A friend of mine once built up about £20,000 of debt due to compulsively buying trainers and clothes, and at one point he had over 200 pairs of trainers
im a yoghurt male
>>201492622Fair enough I was thinking you're basically fucked and have nothing. I always have about 100 in the current account and a few grand in savings that I move over when needed.
>>201491245Got thanked today in street randomly. Gave some tissue to a lady with a head wound.Don't think I sperged out too much despite having issues with taking praise and people randomly approaching me.
>>201492649isle of wight is it?
>>201492666every country has workplace accidents
Not that convinced by this porn acting. Just don't really "believe" it
>>201492708Never ask me questions
>>201492520So long gay bowser
>>201492695There's a bloke in Norwich who I used to see on Sunday mornings who would say good morning to everyone. I'd always say morning back but it was interesting how many people ignored him.
>>201492714some are more equal than others me old mucker
>>201491657tastes good
>>201492678must have a lot of feet
>>201492642They offer it based on what you're consistently depositing into your account, so if you have a decent salary they will naturally offer more
>>201492642move to spain
>>201492719called mattress actress for a reason
>>201492642Currently paying off more than that much in credit card debt at 15% interest haha x
horse
girls. women.
if i drank some orange juice at 2am would that be too mental
>>201492666>666satan confirmed to be behind all those accidents
>>201492751>completely ignores the person who fellwomen lol
>>201492807Her baby has just been killed by a bloke trying to kill himself
>>201492737Is it Ashens
>>201492723HEY LORD DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS
>>201491245what happened to this poor man's face?
>>201492751please don't post things like this
>>201492803dont be silly chinese people dont have souls so satan wouldnt care about them
>>201492838Nah, I did walk past him once though but didn't say hello.
honestly tempted to do a buzzcutsick of doing a coin toss whenever i go to the barbers as to whether I will get a shit haircut or not
ausrorke eating a peanut butter sandwich at 2am the madlad
>>201492856Tragic accident in the mashed potato factory
>>201492645essentially already happened what with all the dope i was given age 9 - 18 in foster care
>>201492794If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse would you help your uncle jack off a horse?
you’re not funny and you’ll never fit in
put on some lip balm because my lip is dry
>>201492832you explain the points you make instead of being less assertive you female-brained queer
i fit in your mum just fine lad, calm down
>>201492928Just one lip?
>>201492881Becomes meditative when you get over fear of mucking it upVery zen staring yourself down in the mirror as you shed
>>201492856terminal case of british genes
>>201492885thoughts and prayers
>>201492940yeah
split arse
>>201492807Are you a retard
>>201492881go for it, it's fun having a buzzcut
>>201492934People care more about their children than some random person. If you need that explained to you then you're the queer
>>201492912are you british? prove it. otherwise stfu probably more british than you fuck up
>>201492972Put some arse balm on it
>>201492881Please don't it's currently trending hard all the zoomers will latch on
>>201492995couldn't feed an ant that
>>201492751oh don't tell me that baby died
add vitamin c to your skincare routine boysgame changer
Need her to sit on my face and fart.
Are Norfolk and Cornwall the best counties?Is Bath the best city?
>>201492995
>>201492832>a bloke trying to kill himself>trying to kill himself>falling faster than the framerate of the cameraAre you a doctor?
>>201493036that baby died
>>201492982the baby was at literally no risk
Eating bacon crisps in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>201492995Where's the rest of it?
>>201493049>Cornwall>Best countykek
Why do all the chuds want to live on a farm? I worked on a farm and hated it because everyday I was shoveling shit and dealing with horses
>>201493063
>>201493034fat cunt >>201493063I told you not to tell me that
>>201492995Looks like kraft mac n cheese the burgers eat
>>201493068cute can i come in and fuck you
>>201492807>>201492934kys, preferably without taking anyone else out with you, freak
>>201492902Why can’t you keep the posts to yourself?It’s disturbing.
>>201493063>>201493065getting mixed messages
air drumming in my smelly bedroom
>>201492995>200 euro per favore signora.
catberg worming and tunneling around under the blanket
>>201492995LOL
>>201493104so youll fuck off. not going as planned obviously
>>201493080it's called kraft DINNER and it's CANADIAN culture
>>201492995when a white boi pulls his trousers down
>>201493086
>>201492995Worst part is how eager he is to make sure they dont get all the sauce out of itHeaven forbid
>>201493157KYS
I DON'T SPEAK THAT LANGUAGE ANYMOREMY BLOOD IS NOT THAT COLOUR ANYMORE
>>201493197nice comeback dimwit
>>201493185even the GCHQ agent tasked with monitoring these threads thinks you should kys yourself
good lort
>>201493104No point in trying to rationalize gingernonce. He’s a pedo as very disturbed individual.
>>201493199That's nice dear
>KYS
OlderFatterBalder
All this pain and suffering wasn't worth it
Check out this fucking Oompa Loompa
>>201493091she won't shag you bro
>>201493304>wasn't worth itand what is "it" you babbling moron
got my vagina and breasts out
>>201493320That shite garden gives me the fear
>>201493320Look at that beautiful background, blocked by the monstrosity in front.
dunelm-kruger
>>201493253He freaks me out especially when he replies lucidly like he just has Only heathersubhuman is creepier
all women give me the fear
>>201493352decent view to be fair
>>201493304what else are you to do then? kill yourself? no thanks you poof
Not a fan of those girls who are from the north, go to university somewhere down south, and then suddenly start speaking and dressing like a posho southerner to try and blend in. And they do some bullshit degree at uni and start doing a one notch above entry level office job, but their ultimate goal is to marry some well off southern Tarquin, so that they can become a "lady of leisure". Bunch of frauds.
Got my bottom surgery booked for November, I'm finally going to be what I feel inside.Not joking either, my boyfriend can't wait :3
>>201493320>A date? Can't remember
>>201493407Grim Don’t do it
took too much caffeine yesterday and had a shit night of rest, but im too awake to take a napabsolute torture
>tesco mobile
remember that video with the lad pissing on a girl sitting on a bench and her turning around with half a smile at first? what was that aboutsame about the video of the paki lad shagging his dad. that one made the rounds. funny how those type of short videos come and go
>>201491637inaccuratethere's no need to hide them in a horse
>>201493393yh
>>201493407enjoy being a mutilated freak x
>>201493424this
Just found out a girl I used to know for years is a multimillionaire nowbrb gonna ask her for a few bob
>>201493424What about it?
>>201493389ruined by the deano garden and grotty slag
hate those spots you get that are just below the entrance of your nostrils, always get really sore and you can never squeeze them effectively because of the angle and geometry
>>201493423Me? can't sleep without caffeine, monster headache will follow
>>201493485don't really get spots any moreim an adult you see
I genuinely find the idea of a feminine little bitch male having his cock inverted, surrendering to his true bottom desires. Lovely.
had about 15k in debt consisting of various credit cards and loans at the start of the yearpaid it all off and got 5k in the savings account now
>>201493428are you talking about the grussy video where he plays off butt fucking the old guy as a funny little prank?
>>201493519how
>>201493519KTIMIAYFN
>May - Things can only get better>August - Things WILL get worseWell that was a quick turnaround
>>201493467Is she one of these? >>201493399
>>201493519Good. Invest that money wisely and turn it to 10k
>>201493539Yeah i guess they were both wearing a local robe and were standing up. you know the one
>>201493539He was absolutely going to town on that geezer’s ass LOLImagine the smell
>>201493579Dont give the cartels ideas
>>201493542im a bit of an autist and since i was a kid ive been hoarding tonnes of random shit from the 80si decided to get a clue sell everything
>>201493542He got the bank of mummy and daddy to bail him out
off to toil in an hour
Hid that webm immediately
GARLIC BREAD
>>201493637IT'S THE FUTURE
garlic...and bread..?
big iron on his hip
>>201493424yeah mate tenner a month you cant beat that for value
>>201493556>other guys did it but dont worry we will undo itliterally the uniparty slogan every leadership change regardless of party5year terms is insane btw you need three year elections like us to keep them remotely accountablefact that he has half a decade of fucking you guys knowing he cant be reelected so going full suicide mode on mogration like rishi sunak did is insane
>>201493600Yeah he was pounding it hard. Wonder what led to this. Reckon it wasnt the old lads first time since his ass was that loose to be power shagged
getting pasta delivered through tesco mobile
>>201493620Red Light district are we
Days off to a wonderful start. Same for everyone else I'm assuming
doesnt matter how much money labour manage to raise or scimp or save, the economic decline is inevitablethey know this too
CHEESE-CAKE?
>>201493661he's been talking about how he's aiming for a 10 year term only a few weeks into the job
>>201493669Pakis shit like five times a day because of their gross food and hygiene His hole was probably loose from decades of that abuse Primed for a cheeky gay anal rape prank
>>201493715>>201493715NEW
>>201493685Your time zone is quite frankly retarded behind the eu
Ready to be wifed up lads who is man enough
>>201493759sad tits, hope she finds love
