/brit/ edition
>>201496636can you imagine anyone in human history saying this sentence 15 years agohow far we've fallen
need a trans mom gf that will let me lactate from her cock bottIe
first for wogs
dogshit yank edition
Do you like them?
>>201496690>>201496692heh
RORKE>I'm gonna slay some darki->Uh actually come pick me up
do northerners actually eat this slop
>>201496690Yeah They were coordinating their takeover of literally every first world country on tumblr around that time between saying stuff like this to each other
>>201496692its MUM you fucking spastic runt jesus christ how can you let yourself plumb such depthshope you never get to suckle a trans cock
>>201496740
>>201496740it lovely
>>201496735I guess
>>201496740This bloke pops up on my Facebook feed. It's just your average spud man from any town centre but he's famous somehow
>>201496767
remember binley mega chippy?what were all that about?
>>201496776>It's just your average spud man from any townyou say that like it's a thing
doing a little dance
doing a wee and a poothen ciggie timeand a walk to the white paki shop
Clapmeat
>>201496776>It's just your average spud manI don't know if this is real
nobody:leftypol:rorke's da: do the twerky dance~
>>201496831
tugging on my little green willy
any personalities online
Movie idea: Bridge over the river かわいい
>>201496740I'm gonna give you guys my secret recipe for my breakfast sloppa>6 scrambled eggs>1 can of beans>1 package of bacon cooked>blend all of them together>serve on toast or as a dip with crackers
>>201496805shut in freak never seen a spud man before
Every town has a jacket potato man, go outside freaks
>>201496786What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain?
>>201496881what about Burnley?
getting into a flap
>>201496903Yeah
>>201496862>>201496881oh my days
just did a little poo poo in the toilet
>>201496853explain
>>201496831natalie mars bellend
>>201496919bizarre
>>201496919Piggin Nora
>>201496926where?
>>201496942Mad man
>>201496924No but you are
he's here...
>>201496933white people love this shit
the pasta sauce has been reducedi repeat, the pasta sauce has been reduced, over.
>>201496942i like to tug on my little green willy
whats with the wogcock obsession
>>201496942this is also himhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/would%20you%20shag/country/Au/
magic missile
>>201496919Judging by her hands Id say mine is about 2 inches shorter. You can fit two hands below my bellend
>>201496994it's asf
>>201496803The general i made, think it was trolling on facebook
>>201496987What kind
mandingo meat missile
>>201496995not true
>>201496995good grief
>>201497029bizarre fetish akin to feet or piss
>>201497026isn't that the tarq mong who put his entire inheritance into a shitcoin shortly before it crashed
off to bed
cheap frozen meatballs tasting suspiciously like chicken nuggets
>>201497106literally could be mashed up mandingo meat missle from congolese refugees washed ashore in italy and i'd still scran them
Plans for dinnerSmash burger tacos
>>201497144while you post on 4chan
>>201497037>>201497053spainers on a mad one. Not recovered from that beating he took this morning I see
>>201497086Corrrrr, Onlyfans when
>>201497136we gon study your cranium in an evil science laboratory one day lil nigga
>>201497099night mate x
>>201497159
>>201497170ebonicsaussie
moo
lol he is posting on 4chan isn’t he! Fucking mong
>>2014971492 frozen burgers in the air frier as we speak 190°c, 20 minutes
>>201497170Wahey niggerlad
might get the blue velvet on
>>201497187DURRRR poolad weelad bumlad lad lad lad whaetver happened to anonymity nigga go watch neighbours if you want a soap opera
how does this aboslute bollocks get so much traction on twitteramericans are midwits
>>201497170alri dexter
>Smash burger tacos
>>201497202air fried burgers?
favourite meal?dont say steak or pizza
Cash injection new direction
>>201497238i wish i was her human toilet
>>201497253christmas dinner
>>201497253your mums sloppy hairy beefy minge entrance
>>201497253Mince and potatoes
>>201497199
>>201497238a good filter is to ignore everyone who cares about american politics in general you're better off doing that
>>201497253Christmas dinner
>>201497253steak pizza
pastry chef pet eel gfnow that was a real aussie gimmickdon't make them like that anymore
>>201497306I like American politics but it's strictly entertainment to me
did truman fuck his hot wife? never watched it
>>201497231HEY NEIGHBOUR
I like it when you guys say scran or combine scran with other words like scrandemic
>>201497236stop talking like a nigger then
I need a nonce tonight
>>201497373scranada
>>201497376screaming
dunelm trump
dun like it getting dark
lets get rorked in here
Germans should have killed every Anglo in World War II and then there wouldn't be fucking niggers everywhere. Thanks to English scum every country is infested with shitskins. Winston Churchill was a hideous fucking inbred and he should have been shot in the face.
let me be your oomaoomaoomaooma
Me in every /brit/ thread:
fingering my belly button and moaning
>>201497486Joining In
just back me run lads knackered
>>201497253Christmas nigger
not seen my neighbour's fit daughter for a while
screaming and shitting out the window
>>201497513roaring
Take me back to 1938 and I would decapitate Winston Churchill.
>>201497513yodeling
>>201497528i'll decapitate you ya fat nigger
>>201497510wheezing are you?
>>201497539if we lost the war all of europe would look like this though, the horror
flinging handfuls of poo into the celing fan
>>201497569She’s Canadian :)
>>201497545You won't do shit but get stabbed by a Muslim bitch. I would kill Winston Churchill's fat fuck ass. I'd chop his fucking legs up with an axe.
might have a wank to daisy ridley
wiping poo on the postie's hand as he puts letters through the door
Doing a read.
>>201497596She's over 30
>>201497596She looks like a sharp-faced moyai mong
>>201497597>[Deleted]
I want chop Winston Churchill's fucking face off. I'd break that fucker's knees with a sledgehammer.
>>201497437I accept full responsibility and look forward to doing it again
When do kids first start learning about WW2Forgot what year it was when it was taught to us in history
i want chop bok choy
>>201497590I know who Sarah Gadon i retard but she is indegenious to Europe
>>201497608Nice very nice
>>201497660year 5
shall be doing chips, scampi and curry sauce for dinnermight throw a cheeky sausage in the air fryer too
>>201497670She is French Canadian so no she isn’t
>>201497670Aren't we technically from further east?
pooing off the edge of the grand canyon
>i want chop bok choy
>i retard
reading a book
>>201497700not real scampi though is it?
switch up my writing style constantly me. to avoid detection
storming through the party like my name is el nino
>>201497660for me it was year 9, i was well aware of it already by that point though, playing medal of honor and that
doing the macarena alone in my bedroom with no music playing
>>201497742john west's finest x
>>201497590>>201497435>>201497249*shits myself in public*Bitch suck my 12 inch
>>201497710The face of indigenous people of Canada
>>201497608Compilation of Timmy’s word salads
another succulent meal for the fox tonight
>>201497773Do it on my penis please x
>>201497777You're goddamn right
bumming through the party like my name is mikey
>>201497780mad how you can obviously tell you're phoneposting to ban evade cause you're now using capital letters and such
picking little smegma flakes off my willy and feeding them to my guinea pigs
woah
making some incel tea with my little incel kettle
>>201497777yeah French Canadians only come from Canada
>>201497739How can you read and post at the same time?Checkmate
>>201497849
Pokemon Hawk Tuah The Polls
>>201497839Where's the galactic british empire?
>>201497841I wish this were a joke but you can tell it's very real
fuck off gingernonce you evil ghoul
>>201497839and the gamma quadrant?
>>201497857Kys gingernonce
find my brother really irritatingsounds like a right incel when he whinges about people can tell he thinks he's a genius
got you wound up like a little toy
eating poo
Me: the bonce (big head, i.e. very intelligent)You: the nonce (you want to shag kids)
>>201497937are you a foid perchance
Chimpanzee9.5 stone of pure muscle
Last youtube you watched? No lieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myOCybZUQM8
Lass... https://x.com/BVBTC/status/1828135727122747700
>are you a foid perchance
>>201498050Bet i could punch harder than that retard
>>201498085shriekigbn
got called an apostate in the lidl car park lads
>>201498087You can't even oppose your obese mom Spainnonce you threat to children
rolling another
>>201497937whinges?Whines?
>>201498050Nigga head look like a peanut
>>201498134Let’s be realImagine all the abuse she took while raising him without his father there She probably was happy when her brother raped him
>>201498145idiot
>>201497857that is a child
>>201498104when did you escape the circle of magi lad
would love to know what belgiumnonce looks like IRLneed that cunt doxxed pronto
>>201498050How dare you insult comedian Joe Rogan like that.
>>201498192only about a week ago mate. cunts caught up to me though. was just trying to buy some low sugar peanut butter for my diabetic wife of 10 months and bam
Lads I am wiping out the chuds once and for all.
>>201497839spoilers matespoiler that shit
learning about the gallic wars and caesar
>>201498085
>>201498050im 20 stone of pure muscle and twice his height
caesar was a nonce
learning about the garlic wars and caesar salad
reckon I could batter pretty much every poster here
can't afford the good alcohol
>>201498338your point
>>201498312Mad how much death and destruction and slavery that lad got up to
another day over in my stupid retard nigger life
bellend stinks of quavers again
learning about the garlic kebabs and chicken caesar wrap
reckon I could butter pretty much every poster here
>>201498338Proof?
googling how to fry a egg
tesco near toil have £5 meal deals nowscandalous
>>201498370yeah it is
buttering an egg
Anyone?
>>201498376And tomorrow?
>>201498445more of a warcraft 3 man myself
>>201498414really does look like shes scranning a poo
thinking about the bird from my former toil
>>201498050Saw a video about a trained mma fighter who got basically stuck in a loop throwing a baby chimpanzee away. He had no issue throwing it away with his skill but it would alway bounce on a wall and come right back at him wirh teeth bared.
>>201498414um
egging a poo
auditing a poo
>>201498411To be fair you need a high IQ to be a good egg fryer
>>201498455more of the same i imagine
>>201498414for me it's not important what color guy in zorn is: purple, green, orange. it's not like i will ever shag haha.
>>201498414Mmhmm yes, stretch timmy’s future wife’s neck xx
Mad how he does it literally all day every day for multiple years of his life.What does he gain from it?
NOT a fan of the meat pies.
leftypol's dad putting his Folk button up and flat cap on spending the morning tapping his feet to The Specials
eating handfuls of grated cheddar cheese for tea
>>201498506What else is he going to do?
>>201498520no meat? no pie
It's absolutely mindboggling how Brits are completely fine with flat and house ads that don't list the actual measured floor area. Like 'yeah check out this flat, no we are not going to tell you how big it is haha'Mental.
>>201498506dozy twats keep giving him (You)s so he keeps doing it
Would you rather gain another 5 stone or fuck your mum?
SEX WITH CANADIAN WOMEN
What should I wear today
>>201497839woke mob in space
>>201498567
>>201498573im a skinny little virgin me so id take both if poss
>>201498570Doesn't help that jannies don't do anything about it.
>>201498411poached eggs mog anyway
>>201498573>gain another 5 stonei'm not Thanos from infinity war innit
>>201498457You can build walls in multi-player. warcraft 3 was very fun.
>>201498606jannies are lazy and shit but he got banned earlier in the thread
>>201498567Holy shit do they really?
>>201498606He is the janitor
>>201498606doesn't even matter, if everyone ignored him it would stop but they don't so it continues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c0fjMVhwPM
>>201498500why've you got to wank in the online presence of a bunch of other men bit weird don't you think
>>201498567Hey 190
Smash burger tacos
>>201498661Not true, seen multiple threads where he gets no (You)s and keeps doing it for hours anywayHe will literally never stop, it's been going on for years at this point
im a millionaire
>>201498683Your tortillas look fucked
>>201498683why did you poo on a naan bread lad
>>201498567What's the point?We know how many bedrooms and bathrooms they have and thrre are usually photosNot like you're going to buy it qithout seeing it anyway
>>201498683bit confusing
>>201498715Fried em
>>201498712on opposite day
>>201498683Those aren't tacos, they're unbroken tortilla chips
If you’ve been a tripfaggot for 10 years like he has, do you think you could ever willingly stop posting?
>>201498683elton john's done a number on that
>>201498706maybe you're right then and janny is to blamethat said there's little that can combat that level of mental illness except for a rangeban and they couldn't even get one of them for mousenonce
where's emstar?remembering the time an egirl rejected him so he went to hampstead heath and literally got fucked up the arse by 5 different benders in one night
FUCK PARCELFORCE, I PLACE A CURSE UPON THE ENTIRE PARCELFORCE BOARD AND DIRECTORSHIP, AND I CURSE 'ROSS' THE DELIVERY DRIVER WHO DECIDED TO SPEND ALL DAY WANKING INSTEAD OF DELIVERING MY PACKAGE MAY THEY ALL BURN IN HELL
>>201498790At this point I just want to know the motivation of it. What does anybody gain from spending multiple years spamming an obscure general with racebait and cuckold porn?
>>201498817Longseason post
>>201498775Fuck up nigger
>>201498723In Germany there are legal formulas that you have to apply when measuring floor spaces of weird rooms. Like if it's a flat in an attic or a mansard, depending on the steepness of the roof or the height of the ceiling in this area or in particular pointy corners of weird rooms you have to not take the directly measured floor spaces but multiply it by a certain factor like 0.5. So 1m2 under a low ceiling due to a steep roof only counts as 0.5m2 legally for example.
>>201498781Stephen Fry
>>201498858Rude
>>201498852don't deadname me
>>201498825been watching this little drama unfold throughout the day and it's quite amusing, though I do empathise with parcelmongs fucking up their shit, how hard is it to put a parcel through a letterbox?
not left the house in 2 daysin a bit of a rutwill force myself to shower and lkeave tomorrowand try not to drnikthin kthat's a good idea
might have a fish
>>201498859I do not care a single jot old chap
>>201498825yeah yodel delivering mine tomorrow an all
>>201498730What's confusing about it
Sucking a nigger off
we in germany have this thing [most boring shit you've read in your life]
Did the mentally ill freak loner with no friends spend his entire life doing irrational things for attention? Did he?
racebaiting a poo
>>201498373bad craic all round
*asks for your parcel delivery code at the door*
>>201498937lol
rorke getting dressed up to the nines to mourn the closing of Marks and Spencer
I'm Irish Diaspora
>>201498898It's an imageboard thread, so a bunch of people shouting inside a room, occasionally have one to one conversations each other across it. And no one knows how big it is because it's British.
>>201498937sent that kraut flying
>>201498898>>201498937it's so over for germany
>>201499003imagine the state of his father if he was the strongest sperm
>>201499015It's the phrase this guy hears his richer diaspora cousins say whenever they see the crooked outlets in his bathroom.
mad how mexican food is just italian food but with bread wrapped around it and some beans chucked in
>>201498918Just British things.
>Oh, my entire nation is boring and autistic? >Well, your electrical outlets are crooked!
>>201499050not really
feeling... curious
What did Brits call Black people before they got Americanized and adopted the term 'nigger'.
>>201499092
>>201499131wogs
>>201499131wog
campari spritz? gwan lad its a tuesday!
>>201499131darkies, wogs
feel like i'll be filtering yet another flag before the night's over
>>201499131Fear gorm
>>201499158emstar
>>201499131black bugger
>>201499131Moors
Browsing /brit/ while having all British flags filtered.
>>201499149>t. 1/64 german diaspora danny kuberlanger
>>201499131Brits invented the word
Mental how fit they are
>>201499226I hope you are stabbed and raped by a Muslim and my hopes will most likely come to fruition.
new>>201497941>>201497941
>>201499271I am better than you
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mods, please remove the germans and americans from /brit/. this is like virtual rape
>>201499334>no subjectfucked it
>>201499403>>201499403>>201499403
Yes… leave the Canadians alone >:)
>>201499368nah
balls feeling rather plump
>>201499408not using that mate
bradley gimmick value dropping off like a cliff
>>201499505i dont give a fuck
>>201499540>>201499540>>201499540
>>201499534>>201499534
>>201499544>>201499544>>201499544
>>201499550>>201499552>>201499562
>>201498913just not fully certain what im looking at
>>201499562OK that ones good
