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I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare
fat the $20 who could be replaced by an automated spambot not a person
!map guy missed again?
>>201502389I've made the last 4 threadsNo bodys on the ball today but I'm frankly getting tired
>>201502312total mollusc death
damn could you imagine that hes black and weigs 400kg too, and he just got over all the American shit about slaves, and then - not even about race - he has someone that can put a value on his life and then call him a nonsperosn? IMAGINE HES BLACK EVEN HAHAHAH
>>201502435how many states are left?
>>201502455Yes
>>201502480Every post in it is a (You)
update: the guy is loud and black
>>201502435I'm not waiting 300 seconds. I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>>201502481I'm not the mapguy I'm the antimapguy
lmao imagine hes black and then getting told hes worth $20 and worthless and should KYS
my body my rights
>>201502533After you do the 300 s c wait once it'll give you a capcha immediately. So make some bullshit thread and get it out of the way
My book is here!
it would still be his fault, deserved, and true
>>201502616based
>>201502616hope you enjoy it anon
yeah, fat, you should go kill yourself be right back 5 seconds
If God is real, why don't I have a cute petite girlfriend?
imagine being too mentally fucking retarded for 4chancan he even read and write? nobody knowws
If I get enough work done today I might have a drink. Like half a drink's worth of alcohol with some club soda is nice on a weeknight
got that hillbilly elegy rizz
>>201502641>>201502642<3
>>201502744I’ve become an alcoholic and need to stop
>>201502612I usually only make it to pre-empt certain anons or to piss off the jannies
the future is female
everyone who agrees with fat is a fucking spastic waster too. if you support fat then go work at waffle house you illiterate
>>201502616oh hey! i remember you! wow, looks nice. very cool. hope you like it, how other anon said. also glad the shipping didn't mangle it.
Do birds like peanuts
isn't germany super strict about people being nazis? how do krauts post on /pol/ all the time without getting raided?
>>201502851I can see this being not far off
dissent in the streetsconsent in the sheets
>>201502886VPNs, proxies, dynamic IPs, you'll also notice they never directly say shit the way Americans can
it’s still so crazy to me how I actually had success in finding a girl ten years younger than me over tinder with a pictureless profile and convinced her to meet me in a hotel without ever having seen each other before so I can suck her toes for 40 bucks and now 5 years later she’s turning into some online celebrity on IG and minor actress and I still jack off to the pictures I took of her feet and she is just so cute(Ngl i rizzed so hard she even let me fully undress her during the first meet and even turned off the timer because actually our session was supposed to only last 30 minutes and no touching above the knees and then we met for idk how many more times and went on actual dates and all and she even asked if we could hold hands in public and it all went well until my ex-gf found out about it which eventually ruined the relationship)
>>201502886VPNs?
>>201502821The edges of the book are kind of scuffed probably because it was packaged with something else but whatever
>>201502780I'm not there even though it's a habit. Most of my drinking is on Friday or Saturday nights.
>>201502861most of them do, maybe break them up a little for the smaller ones
>>201502958FK has discussed extremist German politics with me on a private telegram server. He also denied Israel's right to exist, expressed admiration for the Nazi regime, and said refugees are not equal to Germans. He even expressed an interest in organizing AfD rallies that would conduct illegal activity and speech.
I buy chicken legs and debone them myself to save money.It’s about .90$/100g + the labour of deboning.Will compare this price with the price of deboned chicken legs the next time I go to the store
>>201502958didnt asked
nothing is as repulsive as a /cum/mer. you people make me sick to my stomach! if you people lived in the medievals there's be a crusade against you guys
>>201503001I also stole your baby sister’s mail and poo’d in it, resealed it and mailed it back to her
>>201502312
>>201502939
>>201503028>Debone Why?
kill yourself
damn bro, who asked
This song goes hard asfhttps://youtu.be/OBWQKJdUieM
>>201503085>>201502939both of these posters are yanks
A little nappy-headed nigga with the world behind himLife ain't shit but a fat vagina
>>201503146I wish I wereGod bless America
>>201503186fat autistic meltdown incoming for 20
>>201503165This. Unless you're making shredded chicken tacos or some shit there's no reason to remove the meat from the bone
Still there Should I call the cops
>both of these posters are yanksokay?
>mousenonce is backgreat, next you're going to tell me brian is here
>>201503028Why not just buy whole chickens at that point then
>>201503081>whySo I can put the meat in wraps. Also wraps are easier to eat and have more variety (compared to eating roasted chicken legs every day).
My first Chinese GF cooking Coca Cola chicken for me is a core memoryThey were so tender they fell right off the bone Sometimes I feel like we could have become to happiest couple but I ruined it (also she moved back to china)
>>201503231filter him
>>201503265$20
>>201503051finally you admitted it. At least we'll get some peace while they investigate your shitposts here.
>>201503214Wouldn’t that be a dream come true
The queen is back
I happen to enjoy anthropomorphic animal artistry of various scenes and characters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BfpDGNtpwg&list=OLAK5uy_lRQbd1YOFcWou-Qe8r7x05keuWOHlaZjk&index=3
>>201503299no ass
i love whygena
>>201503299She is so bizarre Something broke her so profoundly that she was never able to recover
>>201503317uhh furry outside the containment board? JANNY!
>>201503299still would
>>201503370lol you dickride fat and hes a $20 whore
>>201503299grim
How much Tokyo do we feel in this ‘za
*runs to shut off the furry car-alarm*would you please! remember, any time you call the jannies, they look at your posts too. so let's all just settle down, and canada? not right now.
>>201503245I can’t always eat a whole chicken before it gets stale. Also I’m pretty sure a whole chicken costs more per lb than chicken legs.
why causes someone to be a furry
only reasn that fat would give a shit about you (his "pawns") is because hes a shit-tier sociopath whos literally worth $20if he (your master) was any better then he woudlnt care abotu you but of course you like that
anthropoomorphic
>>201503498Spinach is #BostonWeird!
>>201503299my middle school crush looked 90% like first album britneyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0bPrt69rag
>>201503487lol months of your life is worth $20 thats what you are worth
>>201503489Fair enough I use the pieces for different dishes and stock my freezer but yeah I usually end up having too much chicken and get sick of it
>>201503492sexually molested when young, imprint residual romantic/sexual feelings on a pet or cartoon character
Need to find a new oneitis since things didn't work out with the Lebanese girl
>yeah but 4 minutes ago you was madnah, i told you to kill yourselfgo and kill yourself. you are literally worthless and a negative and worth $20. you should kill yourself
Janny didn’t like me pointing out you can report European racists on 4chan to their law enforcement As if that stops me
which is better, dick or cock? i have asked this several times here, but the answers are always divided, so I don't know who to trust
cocks and balls
>>201503614Schlong
Fuck is yall niggas yappin about 20 bucksStfu and pay 20 dollars fanum tax
>>201503583https://spankbang.com/5oucs/video/arab+girl+goes+to+house+party+to+get+fuckedThis Lebanese girl?
>>201503597lol you are literally so worth $20 that you cant do anything alone and need a botnet to help you, because you as a "person" dont get any response as one
FK is not antisemitic he is one of Israel's top /int/ soldiers. It's not even because of state mandated love and support for Israel in Germany, he genuinely loves Israel.
what's pretty lady i can see naked? i know, lots of them. but i want a recommendation.
>>201503654FK is Jewish
>>201503614Most people prefer to say dick. Cock is more offensive and sexual connotation
>>201503636Big yum on that one
>>201503614What do you mean by “better”?
Last time I tried a black pipo restaurant everything was very bland and under seasoned
>>201503680Doubt it, he had 3 grandpappies that served in the Waffen SS and meemaws that served honourably in the frauenschaft
>>201503735They knew you was comin
Random moments of “what am I even doing” then back to “actually life is pretty good (knock on wood)”.
>>201503713Canada...
>>201503657Angela White
>>201503691dick sounds more vulgar to me lol
>>201503657Abby Secraa
$20
Hamburgers and hot dogs tooI want to have a barbecue
>>201503597>>201503597>Janny didn’t like me pointing out you can report European racists on 4chan to their law enforcementWeird the things the delete vs. don't delete... really makes you think
>>201503548why are people on this site so obsessed with this concept
>>201503783i like her! great attitude.>>201503816woah! holy shit! those are... preposterously big. my goodness...
>>201502042Was standing next to a cute Chink at a bus today with smelly armpits (like onions). Never had stood next to one who didn't shower, it immediately gave me a raging boner like she was teasing me that little slut. It was such a primal smell. Wanted to fuck the shit out of her.
>>201503916t.furry
>>201503916because it's true...? Look how many serial killers were sexual abused then grew up to be rapists. Same with the legitimate compulsive sexual disorder cases
>>201503762I went with a black girl
>>201504043They know. They didn't wanna embarrass you in front of her by having you return the food saying it was too spicy
>>201503971No fucking way
>>201504037serial killers also frequently kill animals before escalating to humans
>>201503933that's the smell of nervous sweat. she knew she was standing next to a greasy creeper and feared for her safety
>>201503916It's true, I used to talk to furries and probably around half of them were molested as a child
I’ll jerk off now if you don’t mind
>>201503971hmmm yes i understand...
>>201504119She stood closer to me upon entering the bus, like across from me (the bus was crowded? She was also talking to a friend. There's no way the friend didn't tell her she smelled.
I don’t think I’ve ever flirted with a woman.
>>201504256Same
>>201504256Spinster is ITT, now's your chance
spinster schpinster how about a real sexy thang like jason
I have yet to hear an argument how if you're attracted to loli you're not a pedo that wasn't extreme mental gymnastics
You fucking discord trannies and your thread characters, so fucking cringe
>>201504390They know it they are either just coping or fully aware but don't want to say it online
>>201504256it's easy, just say how pretty she looks. the conversation will either start, or it won't. worst case scenario, you paid a complement.
>>201504390>pedoYou’re going to have to be more specific. 25 year olds who date 20 year olds get labelled pedo nowadays.
>>201504402based
>>201504451Attracted to prepubescent children. 16 or whatever is fine
>>201503971idgiSo a person that doesn't watch porn rates a human a 4 and rates an anime character a 3?
>>201504390It depends. You should see the ways loli dress nowadays. Attraction is inevitable sometimes if you are a straight male.
I went to Aldi in Nashua New Hampshire today, what a fucking dump absolutely disgusting, there were even black people in there
>>201504256but women have flirted with you, right ? it's occassional for me
>>201504451No they don't, it's just bullshit angles to the power difference between that age group.
>>201504451no they don't
>>201504456>top sitesbased sites for people with social lives>bottom sitesunfunny cringe sites used by incels
Where's the anon who gets mad when niggas get a little wet on the street?
>>201504523No woman has ever flirted with me
>>201504517NH? Muttjak 'im
>>201504526I’ve hear age gaps as small as three years described as pedophilic. Age gap discourse is melting the brains of zoomers for some fucking reason >he’s 21? What could he possibly have in common with an 18 year old!
Z
>>201504616stop thinking everyone is a redditor
>>201504549>tiktok>discord>sitesdamn you must be a boomer frfr no skibidi
>>201504616Where did you hear this?
You sharted a strawman.
>>201504486how did you get this photo of me
>>201504638I’m talking about real life dickhead
Yes, I like shawarma
Dogberg wants pets
>>201504665You're my friend.
>>201504523I don’t think so, no
>>201504656Friends of mine, out at shows, in parcs, in bars, on campus, wherever
I experience a constant and deep sense of alienation from social media driven moral decay, ubiquitous spread of soft porn in every aspect of life, overwhelming pandering to female mindset propensities of self righteous irrationality, near sacred impunity, ultra beauty based sexual selection self amplifying feedback loop through hundreds of thousand perhaps millions of data monoliths storing and sending cryptic doom. I am emotionally numb and detached as I dont find any depths in any of this pain. only degradation of my own already well withered down rag of I do not care to call "a being" anymore
you're a pedophile
bros, this movember remember to walk tuah to the polls and vote on that thang
>>201504656One time, also, waiting for a bus
>>201504702You talk about this often apparently? Bizarre You’re a zoomer? Shit seems completely fucked for your generation
>>201504647i've seen ppl use tiktok and discord as desktop sites
>>201502939Recently an unironic 9/10 brown goddess matched with me, a 4.5/10 that's ten years older than herI was sure it was some sort of scam, but apparently she's real (verified profile and Instagram full of friends and family) and really into me. She also shares some of my interest. I guess God is real and looking after me.
>>201504732I'm voting for the literal faggot Chase Oliver
>>201504755boomer status confirmed
>>201504749I avoid the subject because I have a contrary opinion, but it gets talked about a lot in zoomer circles. All anyone wants to do is police the bounds of acceptable sexuality. I figure it’s why nobody’s actually fucking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfAMSI03iRA
janny's not gonna like this political talk
remember y'all to vote for our first brat president mamala
>>201504808Makes sense Didn’t know zoomers were so puritanicalFunny how that happened by accident
>>201504676I guess it can’t be helped*pets dogberg*
In contrast to Nashua Aldi I went to West Hartford, CT Aldi last week and it was much cleaner, too many blacks though so that's a negative
>>201504807prolly younger than you though (born in 2003)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BfpDGNtpwg&list=LL&index=1
love it when some clueless third worlder comes here and posts as if no one has ever heard of their country before
new toss just dropped
>>>/mu/123366566made one
>>201504999‘toss never misses
>>201504999on the left side of the cake
>>201504710you might should get away from social media. i feel like your internals are being twisted by something far less powerful than they should be.
on cooklets use woden spoons and wooden cutting boards wooden bowls are aight tho
>>201505030this will get 0 posts and go straight to the archive
>>201504882>I didn’t know zoomers were so puritanical I feel like it’s shifting, I don’t know. Everyone got over fed on woke nonsense and now the conservative shift that’s happening to the rest of the country is also happening to young people. Many zoomers are coming alive to the fact that getting irrationally mad at people using slurs doesn’t actually do anything, and this is making other shifts happen politically. It’s uneven, it’s a process, but I think it’s happening. That said, the sex stuff is the last bulwark. Zoomers will be racist or misogynist and say “retard” for fun but they still take the sex stuff very seriously.
>>201505090a generation of people raised by their mothers and sisters
>>201505084happens to me every time on that board
I don't even know what multipolar world means
>>201505090zoomers will only get more puritanical and sex-negative as time goes on imho
wordle is too easy, i play nerdle
>>201505205you should try making better posts
I'm so hungry now dinner can't not come soon enough for me and the cat
>>201505090Grim We had all the woke sex stuff at university when I was there (millennial) but girls thought being slutty was progressive so everyone was fucking
funny
>>201504999kekhow does he come up with this stuff
>>201505235If the United States is one pole, the Russia and/or China could be anotherThe metaphor is from the North and South poles, magnetism = diplomatic sway or something. Multipolarity is just the existence of more than one superpower
>>201505368I can see China becoming another superpower but Russia's done like dinner.
>>201505248But Gen Alpha will be degenerate and completely devoid of any semblance of morals
>>201505368I'll give you a pole
>>201505411I wish but no
>>201505396Unfortunately Russia will always be a backward shithole that antagonizes Europe and Asia. They will never go away.
Schizojeet sure was raging hard last night lmao
>>201505486what'd happen?
>>201505448Like a fly
I love schizojeet
>>201505524Now that they’ve got nukes they’re guaranteed to survive until inevitably civilization is destroyed
>>201505549Didn't the Soviet Union have nukes?
Stop talking about geopolitics you guys sound retarded
>>201504256flirting? what dat?
Covfefe time.
>someone mentions 1776>Americans start doing that RAH MURICA bit>some jeet tries to act like India becoming independent in 1947 after asking nicely was the same thing and more significantsomething seriously wrong with sub-continentals
You guys come up with a different name for the samr groups of people every week
>>201505522I made up some nonsense about being a digital bohemian nomad living out of his vehicle and he got really mad. Kept calling me a homeless bum. It was really funny. Fucking guy is a sociopath.
Sleigh Bells invented hyperpop
okay fencehopper
>>201506041Wtf. I love Sleigh Bells. They need to release some new music already.
>>201505990How else are we gonna keep the content fresh? Nothing new under the sun
>>201506041imagine braining her between the eyes with a shepherd sling
>>201506010he's one of the easiest lolcows here to rile up
>>201505585YesYour point being?Russia in some form will be around until those nukes fly
Remember happy Hardcorehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFdnY1IKXw
There was a delay with my order, guess I'm getting my new phone tomorrow :/
THE PUMPKIN SPICE SEASON IS HEREGET DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Not every clause needs to be ended with a line breakIt reads a little disjointed This is just my opinion
>>201506149>Your point being?Well you just said nukes ensure a state's survival I'm just wondering how the Soviet Union died if they owned nukes.
How does this make you feel anon?
>>201505486some pajeet raging now. might be the same lol>>201505190>>201505319>>201505487>>201505918
>>201506201They already have it at Starbucks.
>>201506201C'est vrai. I already started smelling in in certain stores
tfw no piper gf
>>201506222It makes me sad because Brendan Fraser was such a hunk.
>>201506222This webm is a pretty good litmus test for politics. Do you regard these men with admiration, or disgust?
>>201506222I ain't seen a TV like that in a coons age
>>201506041wow, she's tall!
Browsing /int/ has unironically made me more homophobic
>>201506209I meant Russia as in the Russians and whichever state they make up the majority of (empire, Soviet Union, federation, whatever comes next) not specifically the entity that presides over them
>>201506222I watched this movie so many times on VHS it was insane. truly a great film
>>201506271Kill yourself >>201506267
>>201506267Piper? Don’t mind if I do!
>>201506318how come?
>>201506267Looks like a proper Scottish woman, too.
>>201506352Faggots make the most annoying and disgusting posts on here and there are way too many of you
Piper? I hardly know 'er!
>>201506222What am I supposed to be reacting to here?
>>201506382She's American but I love her
Sodomy is pretty gross ngl
>>201506267I used to have to wear socks like that in private school
>>201506384too many of me?
>>201506418What's her name? She looks like Princess Kate.
>>201506459Tress Maksimuk
>>201506516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNxCs7g8_vsforgot link
>>201506419With women though? Pretty cool imho
>>201506516I came into the thread and scrolled to the bottom and read that as "Tres Marmaduke" and for a second wondered what on earth could have triggered such a response? A dog n the furniture? A huge specimen of dog breed?
>>201506441yes
>>201506516>>201506535Thx lad.>>201506539Nooooooooooooo that's where poop goes!!!!
had a coworker tell me he made musiche played some for me and it was the most generic techno garbage I ever heardno vocals by the wayan AI could've made it
>>201506644No brother, it’s where the poop leaves. In this way, the anus is a purifying force. It’s so beautiful.
>>201506539It's disgusting regardless
I wouldn't eat out a girl but if she wanted to suck my dick I wouldn't object
>he meticulously collected weapons for almost a year beforehand>FBI: uhh he was just depressed or something because of gambling losses haha thats why he did the largest mass shooting in American historyThis man was an enigma, how can they still have no idea why he did it?
>>201506574well, i'm not gay. your anger is misplaced. can i give you some advice?
>>201506805McVeigh moment.
>>201506805He was bored of his retarded boomer life and wanted to go out with a bang like his criminal dad
>>201506795Getting your dick sucked? That’s also sodomy. Straight to hell.
>>201506805"they" know exactly why he did itthey don't want us t
>>201506805I hate new country too but c'mon man
>>201506860damn the glowies got him mid-sentence
FBI neutralized anon before he could finish that message
THE ATF WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATIONDO YOU GIVE IT TO THEM Y/N
>>201506951If the atf is dtf and my parents aren’t home teehee
>>201506951yeah sure. come on in, dorks.
>>201506848she's the one doing the sucking, I'm an innocent bystander or victim, even
it's a beautiful day out
>>201507179Yup here too, which is esp nice since the last week or so has been preternaturally autumnal.
I've been eating indo mie noodles again and my shits have been terrible. Good thing I finished off the last package last night.
Moving over all the music from my current phone onto my hard drive in preparation for receiving my new phone (apparently tomorrow now) and I'm on the Ps.
>>201507202does india have winter?
>>201507371I don't think so. They have a rainy season and a dry, hot season.
>>201507179it's too cloudy today and combined with the relentless heat, is rather unpleasant and depressing
There are so many hot girls at my new university holy molyI NEED to 69 with one of them within the next few months
take me back...back to a time with no war, no famine, no hate, no crime...back when the world was simple, and beautiful, and life was everything it could ever hope to be...take me back...to September 10th, 2001.
why 69? wish you the best of luck!
>>201507650There was war, famine, hate, and crime at that time, as there always has been.
>>201507680lies
im backi took the munchkins to a natural history museum for awhile, it was really fun for them since they’ve added a few new exhibits since that last time ive been .if springtail anon is here they were mentioned in the cave biome
>>201507671It's a hot position. Buttcheeks and pussy in my face, and a little easier to ask for than facesitting (which I prefer, but maybe not the first time I'm with a girl)I can't really pleasure her that well when 69ing though, I need to go down on normally for that. So it's just like foreplay
>>201507680Every schoolboy knows that war, famine, hate, and crime didn't exist in America until 9/11
bumblebee on some flowers
>>201507626This is an achievable goal. If you’re not uggo you could set “I want to 69” as your tinder bio and I guarantee it’ll work at least once. Very important to have nothing else in the bio, just be straight up.
>>201506301admiration of course
for the last time anon, no i will not "pollinate you".
>>201507762qt
>>201507730I'm always here lolThat's lovely, i wonder how many springtails call caves their home. I feel like springtails are the closest real life equivalent to fairies or pixies, just wingless. They are everywhere, just out of view
>>201507733you know i've never done it? i always feel like a shark in bed. i love licking a girl there, but i think it's always for my dick's satisfaction. i'm just hungry. well, good on you for being so generous!
Invite me over and I'll piss in your sink
lord, have mercy on my soul.
>>201507902
while i am a fan of chesticles of all shapes and sizes, b cups are the perfect all-around. not too flat, not too large, just a good all-around form that you can do anything with.
>>201507859there was a little tidbit on them saying that they are pretty much everywhere here’s a stuffed otner from the gift shop (it was 35 dollars so i didn’t buy it)
I'm dead
>>201508038Museum gift shops are always super over priced. The proportions on this otter's snout are all wrong too. Good non-purchase.
>>201508102>>201508102>>201508102
