*frenzied quacking* edition>>201502312previous
>Working on believing in myself too which is even harder work but through God all things are possiblewhat did she mean by this?
dumbledore dies at the end
>>201508135Actually he dies in the middle
>>201508135She basicallysaid: "I'm stupid"
>>201508102i look like that and say that
We all die at the end
i will live forever in the glory of our lord jesus christ king of kings through whom all things are possible
I ate out a girl in March. I have just now developed a painful sore on the inside of my lip. I really, really hope these two events aren't related. She tasted clean, no indications of bad hygiene or infection
>>201508237Cope
>>201508237based
>>201508237>he believes he’s assured of salvation Guess you don’t need Jesus anymore then
>>201508241if there's no fluid inside it, then you probably just have an ulcer.
>>201508188quack quacki look like this btw
>>201508241It’s probably just a canker sore, no biggie. An std would have arisen sooner
>>201508311cute
>>201508349he’s gorgeous
>>201508349Wtf is that
Gonna take a nap, but I will return later. Behave while I'm gone! I don't want to come back to see a new hours long debate has begun
smokey is watching you
> Consumer Reports published their first ever "Most Reliable Cars" list> all the good cars are Japanese and Korean> all the shitboxes are AmericanBurgerbros...it's so over...Why can't we make good cars?
>>201508491enjoy your nappy
>>201508515All of our cars are designed by shareholders, in Jap companies the engineers get more of a say
>>201508571I hate capitalism so much. I know it's better than any other system, but we really should have put some regulations in place on how much power the ultra rich can have
>>201508311
>>201508241>insideherpes develop on the outside. The one on the inside aren't sex related
Happy 4:20 PM!!!
>>201508644it's 8:20 PM
>>201508644>vancouverite Weed kills
>>201508622that was literally me when i saw hims
I've see videos of the asian guy who says "emotional damage" and sometimes he makes me laugh
>>201508720thanks for sharing.
On the frickin Rs now.
i farded and thread diedsorry
>>201508805it’s ok>>201508814jotchua…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrtkg5qpp68
Have you ever had a memory so compartmentalized that it feels like a dream that never happened?
is somebody gonna match my freak?is somebody gonna match my nasty?
german niggas really be like yeah we were the roman empire for a while
i should probably go outside, but for what?
thoughts on texas a&m?
>>201508926>we got a Saudi nigga in here
>>201508913going outside has a 100% mortality rate. it's your funeral.
>>201508913sunlight is good for you
>>201508926I hear it has a very strong, cult-like level of school spirit. I think their football team is relatively competitive. That’s all I’ve got.
>>201508926it's well known for having a fuckload of military trainees.
>>201508926I don't give a fuck about flyover athlete colleges
>>201508926idk
A nuke has just been detonated over Washington, DC.
>>201509022nuh uh
>>201509022shut up schizojeet
A SHITPOST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
A nuke has just been detonated over Des Moines, Iowa.
>>201509064my cum just flew into your bussy
>>201509068imagine the popcorn
>>201508891sort of. i had a surgery almost a decade ago. it went well! but after, it was like the scary part of my brain's been driving. and you know, i don't think i'll get better. but, i'm extremely fortunate that i've never been turned to hurting anybody.
>>201508971I heard that but I don’t know what it means i just want to know if i should go for it or wait for something else, i really want to study on east coast but there aren’t any options so far
Two nukes have just been detonated over Minneapolis and St Paul, Minnesota.
>>201509095are you that saudi twink?
I have a confession to make.I did not have academic integrity when I was in school.I googled all of the answers for every homework assignment during my junior and senior years.I'm a fraud.
>wake up at 5 AM to go to work>12 hour days, just enough time to come home, shower and eat before eating again
>>201509119if you didn’t cheat on exams and just homework it’s not that bad
>>201509139before sleeping again*I am sleep deprived
Guess who has new criminal charges, his names rhymes with dump
it's raining cumbums
>>201509115no I don’t even post here anymore i only come here if necessary for info
>>201509095Assuming you’re looking at undergrad, programs are going to be much of a muchness unless you have something very specific in mind. Obviously going to one of the Ivies or Stanford or MIT etc carry more prestige, but in terms of academics it’s more or less a wash. Go where you think you’ll enjoy your time the most, whatever that means for you.
>>201509139I try to get at least 8 hours of sleep everyday.
>>201509193graduate not undergraduate i’m looking for a major in finance
>>201509157Forrest Gump?
>>201509179>not saudi twinkdon't come here. send him instead
>>201509207Oh, shit, yeah getting an MBA is a horror show. Lots of programs and most of them are garbage from what I hear. That’s not to say “don’t bother” so much as “you need to get advice somewhere else”
>>201509215Swonald Lump
>>201509193>programs are going to be much of a muchness unless you have something very specific in mind> much of a muchnessWhat the fuck does this mean
>>201509294They’re going to the same, more-or-less.Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Is it really that difficult to parse? Figure you should get it from context even if you hadn’t seen it before.
>>201509340i have literally never heard or seen someone use the phrase "much of a muchness" in my life.are you esl?
>>201509408No, retard. Look up the phrase if you’re getting this bodied by it.
I am cooking fried chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy for dinner tonight, my bf thought it was very good last time I made it and asked for it again I didn't tell him it's just shake and bake though
canada
>>201509426>coined by shakespearefaggot ass walking around talking like shakespeare
>>201509469[loud boos]
>>201509464you are going to die of gay cancer and go to hell forever... just so you know
>>201509484You didn’t even read the full paragraph of the site you’re getting that from, you illiterate. > Shakespeare coined the words ‘countless’, silliness’, ‘tardiness’ and many others of the same form. ‘Muchness’ sounds typical of the Bard’s work and it seems a fair bet that it was one of his inventions. In fact, the word was in use by the 14th century, pre-dating Shakespeare by more than a century. Also, the Shakespearian-sounding phrase ‘much of a muchness’ first appeared considerably later, in the play The Provok’d Husband, 1728Muchness *sounds* Shakespearean, but predates him. The full phrase “much of a muchness,” at least according to this site, dates from more than a full century after Shakespeare’s death
>>201509464> I didn't tell him it's just shake and bake thoughtrollop
>>201509556He is the only one I have ever had sex with I am more pure than most of this thread
got a job offer in honolulu, should I take it?
>>201509464it’s okay he doesn’t have to know lol
>>201509610that’s really sweet anon
>>201509650cost of living there is astronomical i've heard
i want to live my dream, in la paris
Am I triggered by that guy thinking I was an ESL for using idiomatic English? Yes. Is he a retard? Also yes.
The best part of people saying they have a job or got a job offer is they never tell what it is.
>>201509685i will be stealing that image if that’s okay
Tomorrow im going to slack off at work
>>201509695it is perfectly okay, thank you for asking
>>201509692I dont need glowies telling toilberg Im on an incel website
i don't understand the appeal of chappell roan.
We're all in this together. I trust you guys.
>>201509739Lesbian zoomer industry plant readjusting the dial for the cultural acceptable bounds of country music again. Lil Nas X but white and tenderqueer cottagecore aesthetics. I think I’m going to kms
What newfags don’t know about frutiger aero products is that they’re too round to grip and not square enough to be space efficient. I literally just destroyed a cd holder because I have bitch hands and it immediately fell when I picked it up
I don't think I could ever have sex because I would fear getting a girl pregnant
>>201509681salary is 100k but there's no relocation assistance which hurts
>>201509878That's the goal.
>>201509878i'll never have sex because i'm ugly and aspergian personally
Solid question
>>201509878just using a condom is good enough. using a condom with spermicidal lube makes chance of pregnancy negligible
>>201509878The fear of pregnancy is only the latent content of your sexual neuroses. You fear women more fundamentally, as the represent the actualization of your childhood castration anxiety. Tell me about your mother
>>201509911Soulless moneymen, as usual, ruining things
>>201509925Condoms can fail very easily>>201509926Very cold and would talk down to me a lot
im gonna start on dinner eat and probably take a nap, im exhausted from chaperoning all day
>>201509996paired with spermicidal lube you are starting to approach really small percentages of failure and none of this is counting any kind of birth control from the woman
>>201509996I see, and when she would “talk down” to you, why do you think that was?
>>201510059>and none of this is counting any kind of birth control from the womanI would never trust a woman on that>>201510077She probably has a personality disorder
>>201509911i'd never heard of either until this week, and everything people mention makes the games seem mid.
This memay really died out
They hated Jesus because he told the truth.
>>201510098That’s not what I asked. Think back to a time where she talked down to you. At that moment, what was going on?
If there are intelligent alien civilizations it's actually more likely that they are 6-limbed with 4 legs and 2 arms. Maybe centaur-like but more flexible. Very unlikely for them to be humanoid in shape
>>201510175Probably some petty disagreement
>>201510141they ran it way into the ground and it wasn't very funny to begin with
>>201510220> IfIt's a statistical guarantee
>>201509692I tell posters on /int/ what job I got after 8 years of NEETdom all the time.
Aliens aren't real you stupid idiot.
>>201510226Think of a specific disagreement. You said she talked down to you “a lot,” after all.
>>201510170>teaching kids and helping sick animals BADwhat is wrong with libertaridorks
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>>201510295U
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>>201510252Clothes aren't properly foldedFreaking out at a nearby car as if it's going to crash into meAsking endless questions and will continue to ask them after I answerJust randomly gets mad at timesJust random bullshit mostly they're all so mundane it's really something specific she would just always do it
*walks up to you with an angry face and my arms extended outward* wassup then fool? Wassup then?
>>201510392*kisses you*
>>201510377When she would do this, how did it make you feel about her? About yourself?
>>201510409
>>201510392*kicks you square in the juevos rancheros*
What's a good, flavorful artisan hot sauce
>>201510448Huy Fong Sriracha. It’s a little niche, but you might be able to find it
On my carnivore diet again
201510268Not falling for it.
there is this very cute girl at work who is white and has green eyes just like meI want nothing more in life than to put a baby in her
>>201510412Annoyed at her, makes me not want to deal with her
I'm living my vida loca.
>>201510543Please be a sexy Latina
>>201510427I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL
>>201510448I don't know about artisan but Melinda's ghost pepper is my favorite hot sauce of all time
>>201510543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHRGFaQzRBA
>>201510536How do you mean “deal” with her? Like a business deal?
>>201510552bald white man, but close enoughwyd?
kind of disappointed in the "book" i bought i didnt know mangas are just japanese versions of comics
> i didnt know mangas are just japanese versions of comics
I mean... Kinda makes sense
>>201510597explain yourself
>>201510628anyone with an IQ above 7 would realize manga is rjapanese cartoons
gonna watch real housewives with the girlies
Yoooo who the FUH tryna slapped tf up by me rn?!
>>201510615if this is true then fk is implicit in this deception
>>201510641this is the first manga i have ever owned how would i know before?
I don't like the idea of dating a latina. Not in terms of looks, they're super hot, but in the sultry psycho that will stab me then kiss me then stab me while yelling in spanish kinda way.
>>201510681I dunno, by looking at the contents of the book?moron
>>201510681Google The book preview on the site you purchased it
>>201510680I wouldn't put it past him
one two three and to the foursnoop doggy dogg and dr dre are at the door
>>201510681how can you post on this website and not know what manga is. i've never read that shit and i knew that
>>201510710Wow rap lyrics are so stupid when you look at them in writing like this
>>201510717the anime nerds have been slackin
>>201510696>>201510704I didnt want to spoil myself so i didnt look
>>201510727I can fix that
>>201510615Argument from ignorance. You actually can know people who work at TSMC. Try LinkedIn. TSMC is building two plants in Phoenix, Arizona. The rest of the obscurity around the process is, duh, information security against corporate rivals like Intel. The reason that anglos don’t know the names of senior engineers at TSMC is because they’re names are Chinese, simple as.
here in /cum/, we've got it allfat white men, skinny white men, young white men, old white men, rich white men, poor white men, and a token latino guy to round it all out.a perfect reflection of america.
>>201510536If you don’t want to answer this >>201510572 will you at least tell me whether dad was in the picture?
>>201510769you are grossly underestimating the number of brown people that post here
A girl i'm interested in is a horse girl. Is it true what they say about them? That because I don't have a 19 inch cock she'll never really love me?
>>201510792So long as you can fuck at a gallop you’ll be fine
Im skinny, white AND poor
>>201510769men of wö ...
>>201510792it behoofs you to get her on your saddle. what's the worse she can do, say neigh?
>>201510841Hey there, superstar
>>201510792They can tend to be a bit obsessive. Are you okay with being the object of their obsession?
just tried daves hot chicken. overhyped as fuck
>>201510880Agreed What's the point of the white bread
if evens, i play dragon questif odds, i play unicorn overlordif dubs, i play nintendogs
yo
>dragon questyikes
>>201510908Give the witch lady a good dicking for me
>>201510572just don't want to interact with her and avoid her>>201510772got nagged and acquiesced
>>201510889ikr they dont even toast it
>>201510937Realized as I hit submit that he said dragon quest not dragon age
>>201510945Like you avoid women now?
>>201510956it's all the same soulless generic fantasy shit anyways
>>201510970Dragon quest was drawn by toriyama show some fucking respect
>JRPG: :|>JRPG: DBZ illustrator :O
>>201510956Give Morrigan a good dicking for me. If you're more of a Leliana guy then fuck you. Also, every time I feel like playing DA:O again I remember how much I hated the fade levels and don't want to play it anymore
>>201510994Yes.jpgHowever dragon age isn't a jrpg
>>201510880wikipedia says the went from 1 location in 2017 to over a hundred now. that's kind of odd
>>201511024I thought anon not knowing what manga was would be the dumbest post of the month and yet here you are
>>201511035Were we not comparing dragon age (an rpg) with dragon quest (a jrpg)
YAASS QUEEN SLAY MY PUSSY
bump
I'm back. I had to go to the FedEx office to pick up my parcel. Met up with a friend and had some smokes while I was there.
everybody STFU Im watching anime
Stop being unattractive
>>201511155Which
Lads I'm DRUNK and HORRNNNY
>>201511174Who TF is trying to impress the hoes with magic tricks
Always found it funny when Euros deliberately avoid telling you the country they're from by saying they're from Europe broadly.Lots of countries on that continent.
on this day in 1955 – Black teenager Emmett Till is lynched in Mississippi for whistling at a white woman, galvanizing the nascent civil rights movement.
>>201511174>gamblingcant let men have ANYTHING
Brain is bringing up past cringe memories again
my dad owned a porno tape called "Handy Mandy" which i found when i was a kid. Can't find anything on it
>>201511181Zettai Boei Leviatan
>>201511295Uh oh... Your mom doesn't have a sister named Amanda does she?...
>>201511201like +11 years ago it was a meme in the PUA community kek
>>201511316oh fuck
>>201511286his daddy was a rapist just like him
>>201511310Is it good? That shit sounds like some Jewish mysticism or something
>>201511286Americans were so sovlfvl back then.
>>201511338its like melky homes meets DnD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KG2O5PSCSs>zoomers don't think this is good
>>201511286didn't she later admit that he didn't even whistle at her
>>201511349Oh wow I know neither of those things
I did literally nothing all day yesterday and today
>doesnt know DnDnormies >>>/out/
meesa jar jar binks
I did watch the family guy trump episode, hahaha, good stuff
>>201511393kek, based cameraguy
The itch has overtaken me again, after a half year hiatus, im going back into the grind in OSRS
>>201511174Do women really find video games unattractive still?
>>201510743This is exactly what an alien would say to obscure their otherworldly tech
>>201511402family guy has that problem where the creators and showrunners are all wealthy coastie liberals but their audience is like 80% the opposite
Haven't watched family guy since mom cancelled the expensive cable package
>>201510962p much
>>201511442based mom, familyguyberg isn't funny
>>201511457falsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX_WK29qHCk
>>201511476yeah could see the "punchline" coming a mile away
Where do I meet old wealthy eligible bachelorette's to become their boytoy
i will never be cute
incredibly unpopular opinion: Family Guy is funny sometimes
>>201511498Fancy bars in downtown areas
>>201511497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZTQZTntgms
I hit a guy while playing golf. You’re supposed to yell 'Fore!' but I was too busy mumbling, 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'
Family Guy is still too funny considering it's 25 years old.
>>201511558last few seasons have been noticeably toned down thoughbeit
Doing the Ss now.
I hate topo chicos, they are prone to explosions and fizzing over. Give me perrier water of topo chico ANY day I will also accept the jaritos mineral water id perrier is not available.
>>201511443Your fear isn’t pregnancy. It’s a fear that you’ll be emasculated by women. You fear being like your father, forced into acquiescence by an overbearing woman. Pregnancy ties you to a woman for life, true, it’s not the baby that you’re worried about. The prospect of being subject to a woman, to be made like a woman yourself, that is the source of your anxiety.This doesn’t mean that you have to go out and start fucking, but it’s good to be honest about the source of your anxiety. You don’t want to be emasculated like your father.
>>201511577>topo chicoshaven't heard of this
i have strong opinions about my seltzer.
eminem claims that a lot of things rhyme with orange
FritoLay Canada or whoever the fuck brought back Sweet Chili Heat Cheetos and I couldn't be happier.
>seltzeruncultured fuck, they're mineral waters and contain minerals
>>201511615eminem is a dummy with a real hot coffee pot
>>201511622I haven't eaten that kind of snack slop since they started charging like $5 for a big bag
> mineralsjesus christ marie, they're rocks!
>>201511666It was $7 CAD plus tax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTDu1oHeDE0
Left a very mean comment on a YouTube short.
i shant be clicking the vocaloidslop
>>201511666tortilla chips are far better than meme frito lays and you can eat them as a meal with eggs or refried beans or cheese it's good eatin'
having a weak stomach is a feminine trait
>>201511680>It was $7 CAD plus tax.the grim state of canada
i feel happy for the first time in weeks
I melted my stomach lining with black coffee and now I take disastrous shits and get easily upset by carbonated beverages and grease
Having a big belly is a sign of an American
>>201511729should've been me instead
>>201511733black coffee doesnt do that
>>201511713tsmt, every foid I've ever met complains about stomach aches and eating like it's a terminal disease
i'm happy every day, through the magical powers of gaslighting myself.
>>201511662>with a real hot coffee potWhat does that mean
>>201511741>black coffee doesn't do that
I like coffee black if it's actually good coffee, otherwise just cream for me.
it'd be funny if there was a white black israelite
>>201511713My stomach is weak without your semen
feels like I havent eaten all day
I remember in 2010 my Nofrills had gigantic noname Lays clones for $1. Ketchup, plain or dill. Then one day they disappeared.
>>201511840Don’t do this to me man, I’m going to cry
so i've got a weak stomach and maybe a few other feminine traitsI didn't choose to be like this. Should I just lay down and die?
>>201511855Choosing to lie down and die is a feminine trait
STOP WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTGET MY PRETTY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Black coffee killed my dog and stole my bike
about to have sex
really sick of ricers on shitbox putput bikes driving down the street
I made 300k selling cocaine laced with fentanyl
>>201511939Got any leftover
>>201508241>I ate out a girl in March.I started making money in March
https://youtu.be/sIg_URIY6Ak
>>201511597Possibly. I have never wanted kids or a family, never wanted a gf either. I would be fine with a fwb that I fuck every once and while but I wouldn't live with her.What's strange is that my brothers got treated the same yet they are completely different from me.I would unironically kill myself if I got a girl pregnant.
did he do it
>>201509878This is why i don't fuck hookers anymore.
300
like the romans, 300 bitches
>>201512016See, it’s not even sex that scares you if you can imagine being happy with a fwb situation. It’s intimacy, being beholden to someone else, and women in particular. As for your siblings, I really can’t say. I’m sure they have their own shit going on, everybody does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNEHkPEh0Q
Schizophrenia.
>this decade is half way over in 3 months
>>201512110Feels like 2020 was yesterday
Still on the frickin Ss.
>anon thinks there are 11 months in a year
New>>201512133
>>201512110the 2020s is so gay
>>201511733eat some probiotics, dumbass retard
I'll get good at sex next decade
>>201510576Hola mami
