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Nuclear submarine armed with an arsenal of weaponry named after pieces by Richard Wagner. Ranging from the ‘Liebstodt’ Defence System (tactical nuclear warheads) to ‘Gottedamerung’ (5Mt-each MIRV ICBMs) To be stationed in the Thames between Chelsea and Battersea for reasons which even to me are not immediately apparent.
>>201533030qrd?
>>201533019They oasis fans?
want booze but -£3.50 in the accountwat do
>>201533090Get a clue instead
>>201533019>9right is FIT
Anyone else addicted to 4chan?Shit's way too entertaining
that thread on /b/ was really direquite funny seeing a few of you lot having posted willies but the out and out racism and other nonsense was NOT on
im hairy and brown but have had lots of sex with my big cock and this makes diego mental with envy and lust lmao
>>201533105ummm cant afford one sorry
get a clueget two
don't know what the couple two houses down do for work, they're always in and have two sprogs
nobody:not even mousenonce:the non conscious cucknadian: diego diego diego
tempted to get wukong but wanted to save the money for space marine 2
>>201533136Thoughts on my willy?
>>201533181smash the platesgrab a mythos
leaving scathing ebay feedback
>>201533274saw her in the park earlierwanted to approach but couldn't find an opening
>>201533203mad how much he mindbroke you
>>201533229which one was yours la
Whispers... Murmurs... voices... voices..
hit my head just the yeowch ;_;
can feel my sperg energy building up to dangerous levelsi need to induce a spergo melty or im likely to chin the planet off its axis
>>201533274do u have a link to the tiktok of the chubby indian girl in london who gets off on showing off her chubby tummy
feel as if i've got something desperately important to do that i've forgotten about entirely it's not pooing as I did that earlier
no not this one, the OTHER other thread
>>201533274Imagine her going out like this in India
scroll wheel works on my browser nowdunno what that were all about last week
Oh my days rorke
>Lucy Letby has been released from prison amidst the government's plans to tackle overcrowding
oh it's wonderful, it's amazing, how can I ever repay you? he said five hundred euros. five hundred euro? you won't see penny one from me you SLAG
>>201533410trvthnvkeif you can't trust a man with his own cock what can you trust him with?
need a subservient gf who drives me around everywhere
perusing the filmography of tori black
>>201533019when I'm done with college and have enough money, should I consider moving to the UK?after all, the majority of my ancestry comes from the British isles
>>201533435face like a mare
>>201533435looks jewish
got semen energy in my body
Ukraine
>>201533483no fuck off
what in the bumberclot beef patty just happened
>>201533410
>>201533470the one where she's in the purple top?
fucking hate this bald headed prick cunt crops up on every pseudointellectual factoid youtube channel ever made
>>201533535She fucks white boys
starting to realise I will likely never get to play the Dane
>>201533532yes found that one quite enjoyable
>>201533483You could do a semester abroad and see if you like it, I've met a lot of yanks who have done that and all of them had a good time here.
>A young woman, who didn’t want to be identified, tells me that within weeks of moving in, the entire staircase collapsed and her husband fell into the understairs cupboard.>"The contractor who came to fix it said there was only one screw in each step. There should have been 14," she says.There's an issue with the new builds. Hooting at the man falling through the stairs kek
>>201533584very sad, we all wish we could partake in a production of hamlet
>>201533470Find porn boring me and just wank to images and webms of solo women. Don't really fancy watching 30 minutes of people shagging and a cumshot at the end.
>>201533565He has like 20 different YouTube channels that are more or less the same thing.
rorkes scran without immigration lmaoooo
>>201533636>tattoo0/10
love potato smileys
>>201533611Reckon he's still in the cupboard?
>>201533646it's the perfect tea so it is
Among Bellway's recent customers, Stephen McIntyre, 54, paid £500,000 for his home but was so disappointed with the finish, he appointed solicitors."I could have bought a five-bedroom bungalow in Peebles,” he tells me.But instead, he says he got:a broken toileta cracked shower traya flooded back gardenan unsecure downstairs windowan unlevel patioleaking sinks and radiatorsunsupported floorsbotched outdoor stepsout-of-place boundary fences"In the past two and a half years my wife and I have taken 20 weeks off work and spent thousands of pounds getting everything sorted," he says.
shattered
there's some fat bitch in an old ice cream van that's been driving down my road daily blasting out the "teddy bears picnic" rhymeI want to destroy her
>>201533627sir pie scranner
>>201533636Trollop is the most apt word
>>201533611Oh yeah buddy you'll be hooting until it happens to you!!
>>201533636rape
>>201533592I might do that if I decide to work towards another degreebtw what is the weather in the UK like?my favorite weather is light rain
get a butchers quick as fuck
>>201533636built for breeding
going to go lift some heavy bits of metal then put them down again for half an hour in a persistent attempt to sort out my grim life
>>201533627sir beer quaffer
News of the Day
mad how your ears and nose never stop growing
>>201533682I feel like several of those could have been spotted BEFORE he bought it
>>201533746>tfw no american gf
Wish i was brown so i could just masturbate in public and ejaculate on unsuspecting white women with no repercussions
>>201533611Do these people get sued to all oblivion then? Here in America we're so lawsuit happy that shit like that probably turns into a 5 million dollar payout
>>201533763>sir beer quafferscrompling at this
>>201533435Sometimes can’t believe there are women this fit in real life
>>201533727>btw what is the weather in the UK like?wet
>>201533746mad hwo she goes from mid to fit
>>201533746Name?
>going to go lift some heavy bits of metal then put them down again for half an hour in a persistent attempt to sort out my grim life
been a particularly pooey day for /brit/
>>201533611 big slime is married?
>>201533727Basically this for 340 days of the year with the odd bit of light rain. I would recommend coming for the second semester, Autumn and Winter here are fucking grim because the days are so short.
>>201533636weird gangly bitch
>>201533746seen her suck cocksick society we live in
Thingken about how in Year 7 or 8, one of the trouble maker kids asked me if I knew what an orgasm was, presumably to try and humiliate me infront of the other kids But I genuinely thought he said "organism", so I responded no and everyone laughed at me and I saw the teacher look at me with pity.(I did know what an organism was but didn't really know how to describe it seen as I was a child)
>>201533746the look down is meant to be enticing but something about the way she does it suggests genuine insecurity
>>201533854fishingcels know that this is the BEST weather goinglove grey mild days me
>>201533823Yeah It's called clothing
>>201533611crushed harry potter under his fat arse
Might move to Yoker
can't stand cunts who idle their cars
>>201533817>>201533854>wetniceI always loved rain and never understood why other people disliked it
>>201533885heh
it just got crazy dark. a hard rain is gona fall
Walked to the park to meet jamal for mossball reup. Got some reading done. Days off to a cracking start I must say
idling a poo
Typically with new builds, the developer is obligated to fix any defects found within the first two years of buying the property.But homeowners complain of an uphill battle to arrange repairs, which they claim are often inadequate and create even more problems.Rebecca Fay, who needed her roof retiling, says she feels like her problems are "constantly pushed to the bottom of the pile" and "only people who shout the loudest get sorted".Kelly Heather, who moved to Bassingbourn Fields in January last year, says she had no choice but to effectively become a project manager during her maternity leave, chasing Bellway to fix more than 200 snags, including extensive damage to the downstairs flooring.She says she is still waiting for a shower unit to be replaced."It’s been awful. It can take three weeks to get a reply to an email and sometimes we’re just ignored," she says.
>>201533860still remember being 12 and this 15 year old kid sat me down and said there's homosexuals and heterosexuals and i was like wtf why is this even a discussionboys go with girls
I’m transracial I’m Irish diaspora but I identify as a Sutton Hoo Anglo Saxon warrior
idling my car
>>201533878I used to like fishing but the ethics of put me off. Shame as it's a great hobby, but I find it hard to justify yanking some poor fish out the water for fun. I know they're robots and don't feel pain in the way we do, but it still feels like interfering with wildlife in a negative way.
>>201533928he wanted to bum you
>>201533915mad how this lad got memory holedwhat did he even do again? was he the one who shot up the church full of black people?
>>201533903What's even the point of doing it? Just fucking turn the engine off. Presumably the engine is still hot from the drive so you'll be plenty warm with the engine OFF while you wait for whatever you're waiting for.
Get the mossballs lit
>The amount of cannabis found at UK airports has tripled since last year, the National Crime Agency (NCA) has said>So far this year, police have seized about 15 tonnes of cannabis, often from passengers' suitcases, and made 378 arrests. I just don't understand why Sir Mossball Starmer doesn't legalise da ting
>>201533947no he was a playeralbeit a loser remember seeing him in the local bar when he was like 25 and i was like 21 still finhsing uni
Listening to MESHUGGAH. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
>>201533829Erin curtis
>>201533919Can someone enlighten me why a lot of new-build developments have that complimentary bog marsh area that has been excavated and fills up with rain water?
>3.9mbwhat do you think i'm made of money?
>>201533964flaming nora
32° out still, fuck this
>>201533919Housing crisis needs to be solved asap but it just means more horrible deanobuilds. Want to kill myself.
next thing she's wearing my rolex
>>201533752Push that stone up the hill brotherLOL
Just realised i got banned from /sp/ for making a thread meant for antoher board 2 days ago
>>201533964honestly mental how women can wear this in the gym she’s practically naked when you consider how tight and see through those clothes are
>>201533989based
>>201534015mate you live with your mum and will never be moving out, new builds or nosimmer down big lad
>>201534025Me pushing a moss ball
>>201533915What. A. G.
>>201533994Ty
>>201533919NEW BUILD BRITAINFOR EVERY GRAND YOU SPEND THERE'S ANOTHER SNAG ENJOY THE RANGE ROVERS PARKED OUTSIDE THE FLOODED KIDS PLAY AREAS
>>201533941understandable but fishing and wildlife enjoyment are completely compatible in my mind part of what I love is watching the mayflies and kingfishers whizzing about while you're there trying to outsmart a creature you can't even see something primal about it I think. too far from nature modern folk are.
Used to be into antsWatched alot of AntsCanada
>>201534055mossyphus
>>201533952Yeah
>>201534061C()()K
>>201534080
>>201533989You want something real heavy put on Oasis
>>201534002"Pretty pond wow such culture it's like I love in Downton abbey "
Every Specsavers is ran by pakis now ffs
>>201533919>>201534069it is exactly the same here
Please stop posting new builds it's depressing me
>>201534102So happy to live in the age of instant AI generations lol
>>201534075Yeah I know, I wish I could be alright with it but I've always had the niggle that it's not right. I would be fine fishing for food, it's just the fun bit that doesn't sit right with me.
Please keep posting sexy women
>>201534014wanna swap places?
How do I become a tour de force? A maverick? A whirlwind? A force of nature? An immovable object? An agent of chaos? The One To Be Reckoned With???
Guys I think I’m finally losing it.
>>201534118Nah there's some structural / drainage reason but I don't know what it is. It's definitely not for show, otherwise the developers would have put another 2 houses on that area in a heartbeat rather than have a big giant bog.
GET THE PAKI BOXES ERECTED
now post the REALLY funny soyjaks
freaks my nut how you can't build your own house in uk
>>201533962kek what kind of moron thinks they can pop weed in their suitcase and get it through customs
>>201534033How longs the ban
>>201534136Fucking COR
>>201534177you can if you’re rich
>>201534002Because the drainage systems are all fucking crap and they don't even bother building any for that spot of land they didn't get planning permission to shove an extra 20 houses onto so promised it'd be an "area of natural beauty" instead
watching a shit tv show
>>201534164you're well on your way to becoming immoveable big fella
Every new build I've seen after a few years end up with these horrible red streaks all down the walls, it's disgusting. What is it, traffic pollution or something?
>>201533931
time to buy some safety boots
>>201533919>>201534015We could have perfect urban planning via lovely commie blocks, but none of you are ready for this conversation
>>201534206isn’t even an area of natural beauty it’s practically a scarred, boggy field with stagnant dirty water going through it to a meager “pond”.you hardly even see any plants growing never mind flowers, trees or animals
>>201534214Brick dust, rain and laziness
>>201534203no you can't, you still have to get permission from the council to do what you wantor bribe them
And the very latest from The Fucking Bitch??
fellatiocunnilingusfrench kissing
>>201534261But I want a garden to grow plants and sit in cozy dappled sunlight
>>201534276so you can build it then?
>>201534244you could maybe do that and work as a labourer
feel like SHIT
>>201534288Message a female and inquire if they're keen on some cunnilingus
>>201534299Too bad. This is for the good of the nation.
>>201534322me on the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVMQi3WAul4
New build posting and peng women webms. Honestly this is the perfect /brit/ thread
good channel on new buildshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqdRiBF9HLQ
>>201534304do you have to compromise with bunch of old freaks?
burritos for teagot my rice steaming and onions browning now
>>201534214salt which should have been removed from the cement
l hate women
just been thinking about when i worked at a school for foreign kids, and if they had an issue it would come up as a flag on their database profilei swear like half of them had CSA as a flag on theirsso so grim, didnt realise so many kids got nonced on
sipping a cofe
>Prosecutors seek death penalty for 3 Americans implicated in alleged coup attempt in Congo
ding ding
>>201534370yeah but can still build it
BRUH
>>201534397no crazy frogs
>>201534416why
>>201534136see she WANTS to beat her chest like a gorilla but she cant
>>201534406bummage
Don't understand how newbuilds are so expensive tho
>>201534406what is that
>>201534406corarse
>>201534406ava that's not normal
>>201534406'king helllll
>Prosecutors seek death penalty for child, 11, arrested over Middlesbrough disorder
>>201534438tobyno petersno miceno frogsyou know this
on the ol semen retention lads so would appreciate it if you stopped showing me arses and chebs xx
>>201534406me on the left
>>201534484I'm not that fucking freak just like crazy frog me
guys... there's a fucking cockroach in this thread!
>>201534481
Sequel mogs the original
Poo Builds
im a man and i wear thongs
>>201534462ones near me are supposed to be affordable and they're fucking 200-325k
>i feel like shit
>>201534533dire opinion
>>201534533managed to avoid hearing any of these
>>201534540good post
Jew builds (cause the Jews build them to keep the goyim sedated)
>>201534540
for me it's 5'3 and an attitude
you guys are idiots and you NEVER get a clue
Just chucked a 1.6kg chicken in the ovenAfter all, why shouldn't I roast a large chicken on a Wednesday night?
(8) for me it's 5'3 and an attitude (8)
>>201534603imagine making a video like this with one of your mates
>>201534603stretchmeats for cronem
5'3 and a brattitude
>>201534580
might get arseholed on rum
>>201534620large chicken night is normally a monday for me
>>2015345334th girl is still the pengest
>>201534641timmy's weakness
the opening scene from 2001 A Space Odyssey but instead of touching the monolith its a white woman
(8) for me it's 3'5 and an attitude (8)
>>201534533Honestly it's so incomprehensibly based how they just took it all in their stride and btfo the chuds abusing themThey really don't give a single fuck about anything anyone said (because they're normal well adjusted people) and threw it back in their facesSo so based
bending my semi flaccid willy round to my jacksie giving it a proper seeing to
>>201534688ok cuck
>>201534665Wrong 5 < 3 < 1 < 4 < 24 looks like a kangaroo
>ok cuck
>>201534688It's a marketing strategy that worked. Actually the best marketing strategy you can do nowadays is incite stupid political and generational warfare. They don't care because they make money off it and got the exact result they wanted.
>>201534627not got anyis that what mates get up to?
>>201534711lol i do this too
get a life spaino
>>201534406rorke spotted
>>201534753might as well be a separate species to a slug like me
creamy pussy
>>201534533being white and 5'3 is so so grimimagine being shorter than the average asian woman
>>201534753what the jamaican lifeguard has to deal with every day
currently prancing about the flat like a tit
my gf is 5'2
>>201534806don't put yourself down
>>201534846goonmeat in between them that night
Any spainiacs in?
Anyone have a female neighbor they'd like to shag?My neighbor looks late 40s probably but I definitely would
>>201534869>the tummy on the girlYUM YUM YUMTOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
christer ronaldo suey
>>201534869someone get this nigga an ensure ffs
any imbecile, mental midget, or otherwise feeble-minded man in?
>>201534993I'm no fucking mental midget
Can anybody translate yank to English?
take notes
>>201534993kek gaytim
putrid writhing gelatinous mass of a man me
sauteed my bollocks
>>201534846nice sunburn
>>201535015>
mad how we bailed out the banks because they reckoned that the great depression was one of the main leading causes of the second world war but we're going to go to war now anywaylesson is, if capitalism fails, don't bail it out because there will be a world war regardless
Cool storms again Looking forward to next years week of sun
might take a bachata classmight as well put the spanish a-level to good use picking up latinas
thinking about cheeky milves
>>201535090there's gonna be a world war? when?
spunk sue vide
>>201535100we always get a september burst of heat
>>201534918Left is so hot
What's the most traumatising thing your parents ever did to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od2Ka6npXF0&list=PLPLTttUjalxmtM95QCOm5exdeVap3geJ2&index=3
carberg has commenced rumbletoil again, can sense myself spending a day of the weekend underneath it swapping UJs out hate it
spunk souffle
>>201535191spawned me
>>201535191When I was 4 or 5 my grandfather threatened to murder me because I kept pissing in the rainwater barrel at the end of the garden.
>>201535191sold me to a freak show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLBPuh9UpHY&list=PLPLTttUjalxmtM95QCOm5exdeVap3geJ2&index=8
Margret Thatcher the cum snatcher
someday a real snow will come and bury all this filth
out for smoke
Utterly rancid farts
>>201535263"He'll be happier there"
Margret Thatcher the bum scratcher
best wood for burning?
>>201535411vintage instruments
Guardian, today"i can't even afford to charge my wheelchair"then crawl, bitch
>>201535411my wood burned* your mum*by which i mean i have chlamydia
>>201535411redwood for XP/log or maple for XP/GP
>>201535147we're already in itonce china invades taiwan, thats when they'll start referring to it as ww3
>>201533897ive never been
>>201535411White people
>>201535509No we ain't JOKERMAN
>>201535191Pimp me out to our local Africans
tea eaten
>>201535582peng yeah?
>>201535594overspiced truth be toldit was nice but i'll be feeling it on the other end
>Cup of Tetley >Cheeky fag >Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer's Call for the PlayStation 2 Mornin' lads
>>201535509
>>201535654Dante and shin megani tensei linked up?
>>201534730>>201534730>>201534730
Where tf is new
smoking a poo cigar
make a new you lazy louts
Where did everybody go?
>>201536089>>201536089>>201536089
>>201536102>>201536102>>201536102
I know a British guy who is one of those new build builders. He owns an island in Brazil. AMA
