Bowie edition
>go downstairs to baste my 1.6kg chicken >next doors kids walk past the window >hear them say "ay that's a whole chicken" and start laughingWtf I thought this kinda stuff only happened in greentexts and to virgin freaks
Gondola vids on YouTube
the rare decent yank edition
*enters thread*whats all this then?
rizz subedish xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Much to think about.
wish i had a gfunfortunately all my tinder matches are fat, ugly, and/or old
>>201536146howd you get you shirt so clean
>>201536213fat girls are qts
>>201536213Are you fat, ugly and/or old?
>>201536089one of the 2 good bowie records
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yveA_vO22yspeng gondola clip
>>201536253yes, yes, and yes
never been on my period
>>201536208sometimes there's too much to take in
Linkin Park making a big announcement in an hour
people care a lot more now don't theyback in my day it was cool to not care about anything
>>201536277I don’t think you need me to tell you the answer to your problem
>An alleged fugitive fighting extradition to the US is seeking to be freed on bail from a Scottish jail because fellow prisoners are taunting him by singing John Denver’s hit Leaving on a Jet Plane.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jan/05/prisoner-fighting-extradition-bullied-by-cellmates-singing-leaving-on-a-jet-plane
stinking fart
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724861172016140.webm
>>201536375Chester Benzedrine is alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dorAJFn0WdE
You ever get weirded out by women with small hands? also very apparent when they get work done. Just looks so unnatural
backed into a corner by a poo. making loud noises and violent kicking motions to keep it at bay. this may be it for me
>>201536375mike shinoda topped himself too?
>>201536296VPN off sacked tranny
who was in the wrong here?
smoking floor weed
>>201536409He's been stateside for a good while now lad.
>>201536444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvqy9wglnU8&list=PLPLTttUjalxmtM95QCOm5exdeVap3geJ2&index=11
>>201536400I think I do
>>201536234DAZ x
>>201536458sacked tranny has been on "her" period before, mate. dont be so transphobic
>>201536450Remember my exgf holding my hand when we were laying in bed and I had a weird moment realising how absolutely tiny they were compared to mine and I felt like a nonce for a minute for some reason
feel like SHIT
>201536480you for posting it
>>201536488
any 1462 man in?
evening lads. If the police come looking for my phone I can just refuse them yeah? I mean what's stopping me just telling them I don't have it anymore?
>>201536506Stop being fat, ugly and/or old.Alternatively, accept that you should date people who are as fat, ugly and/or old as you.
>>201536480as it shits itself
Can I use the word Wigger on 4chan? It's such a funny word but idk if it's too similiar to N word
>>201536607unless they have a court order (maybe, this is how things work in america per the tv programmes i've seen)
>>201536607not sure how it is in bongland but lying is probably an offence itself. just refuse unless they have a warrant
doing a poo smile at the ladies
sad that init
heart going like the clappers worried this floor weed is laced with something
when i poo at work, i keep the bathroom stall open
was called a nonce for taking pictures of trains again
pooing hard or hardly pooing?
>>201536697What is floor weed lol
seems like a good offer
>drove his car into the seaSome way to go.There was another lad some time ago who drove his car off Beachy Head, as I recall.
>>201536716share some of the pics?
SHE WAS THE HANGING NECK LADY THE WHOLE TIME!
My house is well over a hundred years old so when spider season comes around it's impossible to keep them out. Not had a year with so many whoppers before. I rate them based on how easily I can fit a pint glass over them and I normally only get one or two a year that struggle to fit, but I've had 2 today alone.You know in Pacific Rim when they're in the control room and they announce so dramatically that there's a category 5 kaiju appeared? It's just like that. I'm expecting my first double spider event any day now and I don't think my Carling glass and sturdy Amazon envelope will be able to handle it.
>>201536774garden in questionshe's serious mind
>place to kipwhat? shut up
>>201536742guessing its weed he found on the floor
poo i've been stewing in the bog just grew legs and walked away
>>201536823wouldn't let my dog sleep in that
Daddy long legs are getting bigger and spiders are now neon coloured. Climate change is real.
>>201536842was this post too good for /cum/?
>>201536778Grim way to go
I'm not happy and I'm not sad
>>201536685If a man reaches 98 and wants to drive into the sea then I say they should let him.
>>201535537come join
>>201536866you can't park there
A customer told me to address him as Sir after I told him shop policy for a return and I actually complied. Seen the same person then drive away in a 23 plate neon coloured BMW after Toilberg instructed we give him the refund anyway. Why is life so hard?
>>201536863all SHIT
Got the CR-78 cracking offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq-k35bb7xs&t=138s
some freak keeps going into my flat when im at work and doing fuckign SHITES in the bog then not flushing
>>201536903l only play hoi4 sorry
>>201536903I’m too old for video games but I hope you have fun x
anyone hate their flatmates
I am a powerful entity on /int/.
Got the Gracie Abrams on x
if anyone is feeling down and needs a good laugh the Paralympics are just about to start.
>>201536891https://x.com/liamgallagher/status/1394309915519373318
horrible farting going onmust be that rancid so called "kale" i had earlier
>>201536910the customer is always right
>>201537064all SHIT
>>201536872You justEXIST
>>201536851why not? it looks adequate for a tent (or a kennel)
>>201537087in matters of taste
Nigger poopy smelly
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/97127983/#97130259
>>201537064incelcore
never had any interest in oasis at all. boring shite
>>201537004don't have flatmates but i hate my neighbours
>>201537064think HoI 3 doesn’t get much appreciation, even from paradox who seemed to a bit too early give up on updating it, but it’s the most complex of the series Doesn’t quite have the charm of DH/HoI2 though
…yh
have two social interactions that require my immediate attention but it has raised my anxiety through the roof so I'm putting them off until I can manage them but it'll ultimately make it worse by waiting which is not helping my anxiety
Oasis are class traitors
>>201537066kale full of sulfur you'll be farting rancid all night
>>201536910at my old work (call centre) they told us to refer to customers as sir or ma'am. i tried a few times then just stopped because it sounded ridiculous and i'm not Indian.
>>201537035She's a right cutie huh?
>>201537127you’ll address my as “sir”
>>201537160genuinely despise men who wear black sambas
Cause of death; floor weed
diego hating on oasis because they're too "laddy"
smoking clogged pipe gunk
>>201537136NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE BRITISH YOU HAVE TO LIKE THEM!!!!!OASIS BIBLICAL
It's seven o clock lads
>>201537206:(
never learned to make friends, talk to girls or be normal
>>201537254didn't ask and the information is irrelevant to me as an East coast American
>>201537294shut UP
https://voca.ro/1aebDELkPp4p
Chebs, bums and tums.
>>201537136same. every cunt I've seen this week has asked what I think of them getting back together and I could not care less
I moved North from Norwich when I was younger and everyone called me a nonce for preferring blur to oasis
>>201537254Not it's not stupid
this place has taken all my self-esteem
Rorke’s torso cavity being carved out and filled with amniotic fluid while he is pierced with multiple pipes and tubes pumping nutritions into him to grow black babies as his punishment for protesting immigration
More of a Kula Shakar fan
>Thu 04 Jul 2013https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/12476779/#12478397
It's 7:04 lads
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VF70b9m4ro
kinoest music from evangelionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=830KHfeCKgI
>>201537382did a search for keir starmer sorting by oldest eh
>>201537322you forgot clavicles
>>201537413it's actually 19:05
>>201537413She looks like pasolini
>>20153738210 years ago Britain was laughing stock for giving them 18 weeks and 250 hours community service2TK has made the same 18 months and 2.5 year prison sentences
it's 6 am in new zealand
wanking to rachel reeves
haha
Kek
Big city kitty
musicmapgpie getting in on the action
>>201537487He’s been doing this for over a decade and people still voted for him and were shocked when he carried on doing it as PM
want a gf who's massively taller than me
>>201537527fail to see whats funny about this
>>201537534I though that oasis were the figureheads for new labour
bridged eth to base today
>£1,200 cigar online shipment was seized
>>201537534SCREAMING
>>201537320record this in the car by your self you little fucking loser
>>201537584Sorry I don’t speak Virginese
never goon
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c984w8jr1glo>go to uni only to be recruited in billion pound financial scamsNigeria missed out on the coding fad. Just imagine lads. All the £100k p/a+ autists in /brit/ could've been posting with NEETs on miday Diego day
>>201537320State of you lad
>>201537670Outstanding post.
gibraltar is antipodal to new zealand. spanish and dutch also had literal antipodal empires, as bolivia and paraguay are antipodal to the philippines, and suriname is antipodal to indonesia
>>201536208Me for the past week desu
if I goon I would dieif I goon I would die
turned my smelly childhood bedroom into a gooncave
>>201537321>video starts>it's the rest of the band's feet dangling in the air in a motel room
bought a sickle to cut my grass
>>201537716potatoby ahh post
napped through the whole afternoon and now dogberg needs his walk. cannot be arsed. might take him down to dogs trust tomorrow and claim I found him in the street
I edge but I never goon
>Food or solar? Farmers divided over land useNecessary or a blight or a waste of food space?
>Another cup of Tetley (dash of milk, no sugar)>Zyn (I ran out of cheeky fags)>Still playing Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer's Call for the PlayStation 2It's a blessed day lads
youtube progress bar has gone gay
>>201537843's gone woke
>>201537771Big fan of scythes meself, more ergonomic
>>201537811none of your business
I live in Hell
saw a heron today
>>201537569dont worry about it x
>>201537904you are mentally ill
surprised that the dynamic is rorke and leftypol, and not rorke and woke
>>201537892are we supposed to understand those numbers?
>>201537811
poz my goonhole
*Puts up solar panels**Runs sheep underneath them*What now, Rorke?
>>201537892Anon we're in the Brit thread could you at least show some respect and change to celsius?
what's important is a mind that's sickerturning jekyll into hide much quicker
countdown finished it just starting counting up instead
>>201537936'leftypol' is such a terrible name for a leftie archetype. definitely one thing i would change if elected as /brit/ prime minister
>>201537884just need it for the grass where theres too many plants hte mower cant fit between them
>>201537957I think about that picture a lot
you lads remembering the clocks go back this Sunday.
>>201538025yeah
>>201538015>all multiplayer and/or F2P gameswhy are PC "gamers" like this?
>>201537969>>201537946that is in celsius
>>201537982imageboard not linkinparkboard
>>201538025Already done it mateJust got it out of the way
dinner eaten /brit/ slowed to a crawl due to food comas across the landwill return at 9PM - 11PM for the final shitposting of the evening for this is a toiler's general you see thoughbeit
>>201538025don't follow that woke shite, i'm on my own time
>>201538091>thoughbeithate this jf outer /int/ism
>>201538061ck2 isnt multiplayer (or at least i dont play it multiplayer)none of them were f2p when i played themsame with terraria, skyrim, witcher 3
>>201538068no it AINT
think of the food
>>201538133mad how she's an alkie
>>201537843looks normal to me
mid afternoon /brit/ is just diego, spainmong and mousenonce winding each other up whilst the rest of us are hard at work not scrounging off the government for a living
impressed by chinas green energy production
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q827PwuV43U
haha the goons are out xbut so are the clapmeats ...
Don't let these posts fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a poster of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I don't wank. My addiction is posting. My obsession is /brit/. Discipline.
Absolutely despise nephewberg because he's a spoiled little cunt. Last Christmas, when he was opening his gifts he was demanding to open the big ones first. Everyone was telling him to start small and build up to the big (and better) ones. He threw a tantrum and they eventually decided to let him open the big ones first.I tried to discourage it by telling everyone not to cave into him and make him start small, if you let him do this he'll just throw tantrums whenever he doesn't get his way etc. I was accused of ruining Christmas. He opened the big one and refused to open any of the smaller ones, much to the despair of his grandparents who never got to see him open their gifts. The little cunt.mumberg has already warned me about my behaviour for Christmas this year
CURRENTLY WATCHING:Slug Eating Pasta Time-Lapsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhwOyM8okZk
>>201538199you're not out though, your arse is firmly planted on your wanking chariot
fucking up my life retard style
>>201538196what the catberg doin?
>>201538015bit embarrassing
oleksandr poosyk
>>201538224
>Fidias Panayiotou is a Cypriot politician and YouTuber who was elected as an independent MEP in the 2024 European Parliament election>24 years old
>>201538201>cutting out all external joy and stimuli, having a seizure when you get a (you) on /brit
you're body is going to get pooed out by worms if they bury you
>>201538166IT'S PINKKKKKKKK
>Surgeon in Austria accused of letting teenage daughter drill hole in patient’s skull
Humans have long considered themselves smarter than dolphins.While humans built the automobiles, New York City, wars, and countless other achievements, dolphins have done nothing but swim around in the water. All they've ever done is flop around in the water and be happy.But for the exact same reason, dolphins have long believed themselves to be much smarter than humans.
listening to poosic
>>201538278That's why I'm getting dissolved like Desmond Tutu and my eyes are going to bob up to the surface plop plop
>>201538325I think your screen is fucked up
>>20153827024 going on 44
>>201538302>>201538239>>201538131>>201538015You realise you've doxxed yourself by posting these, right?
>>201538325wtf it is
>>201538378how so
the watch (as seen posted in a previous thread) pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MlMQPfoq3I
>>201538380show us your tits love x
>>201538332Human Centipede VI: Daddy Daughter Day
>>201538325thats the most viewed part of the video
>>201538380any sex mods?
wikipedia just auto-scrolled me to the top of the page to make me look at their begging for money, almost crashed my browser.
remembering my sims porn phase
might play a round of “how long can i go without showering until someone notices” methinks
it really is pinksocietys gone mad
>>201538417I'd be inclined to donate, but I think the IDF already gives them enough money as is
>>201538380Keep on thinking I should get into the Sims considering it's not that different from CK3
>>201538239>Persona 5 RoyalHoly fucking BASED
>>201538456corr imagine the smelly swedish meatballs
>>201538414yhcurrently doing a strip club run by characters based off the Sopranos and incels keep turning up
>>201538356For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
>>201536170where do people learn to text like this
>>201538458woke mob really done it this time
cold but also sweating
LMAO
>>201538489had a wank already and wont shower today
>>201538511exceedingly grim
>>201538511beyond pathetic
>>201536089>Wayne O'Rourke: 3 years in jail. Crimes - Praised a picture of a burning car in Sunderland with the message "Go on lads". Another post which said "people of Southport" to "get out on the street. And "Starmer has basically said it us against them. Hold the line." and finally Other posts read "numbers are important" and "give them hell lads", the court heard.
>>201538511bit bizarre
>>201538557>>201538572i know. i know.
>>201538511kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_lG1XE8jYQ
My watermelon face moisturizer dried out into a little jelly puck :'(
>>201538550The new Barry Stanton is so fucking cringe.The original one from years ago was actually an accurate parody of a middle-aged fat Brexit-loving bloke.Whoever runs it now is clearly some Yank from /pol/ who has no knowledge of British politics and just posts "ITS DA FACKIN JEWS INNIT" or "ITLER SHOULDA WON WORLD WAR 2" without any irony
There was a problem on this planet, and it was that the majority of the people on this planet were unhappy most of the time. There were many solutions to this problem, and most of them involved the movement of little green pieces of paper. This was odd, because by and large, it wasn't the little green bits of paper that were unhappy.
on the ruddy wine arent i
>>201538604suck on it
listening to Radiohead and having a little cry at the moment x
rorke had it coming, for too long he has posted bile and hateful messages without consequences… this is accountability in action folks
>>201538652its gonna be ok lad
>>201538652man up
fuck youselotta youse
is scrumpy good
>>201538672scrumpy what
>>201538652wish i were that cvool
>>201538672is baidu down?
bent as
rorke joining the hordeleftypol joining the alliance
>>201538652im listenign to techno and doing a gay little dance
got the dexter gordon on
alri lads!!!
>>201538698and 99% of rorkes were blood elves
very far away catburgge
>>201538682https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrumpy
>>201536146That is quite funny to be fair
Day off toil today spent cumming and posting on 4chan all day You know what? its been fucking bliss I don't care, I enjoy life how I want to
>>201538743not me i was an orc
>>201538751doxxed
>>201538751what are you in for mate
>>201538751hiding from the police
>>201538751one of the many cats that loiter around hmp strangeways
>>201538751I know where this is
>>201538740wish i were that fit
>>201536089Best bowie album. Don't @ me
spilled pepsi max on my white shirt. starmer will pay- rorke
i am all a daze
>>201538697can't be doing with it
>>201538751Sent this image to geowizard
>>201538751DOXXED
>>201536234lmao
ar ay be drankin zoider
about to smoke
the white mans vidya selection
>>201536480US police are fucking pathetic for instantly shooting any dog they see coming at them as a matter of principle, but why the fuck that dog ran full on across the field right at the police officer is beyond me
>>201536146A couple years ago I was just walking outside when these literal 7 year olds crowded round me and started making seagull noises at me for some unknown reason. Got angry and told them to fucking kill themselves and they just laughed at me.
>>201538753scrumpy who
Straaange pooKill what's inside of you
i think i've been smoking too much, just farted a big plume, was more grey than green
>>201538839>solitairemore like the incel freak collection
>see fit girl in the parkdont appraoch>see fit girl in the pubdont appraoch>see fit girl beihnd the bar in the pubdont approachhow can i fix this menality bros
>>201538907:/
the london accentfucking appalling, isnt it
>>201538025the clock never goes back. not ever.
>>201538751 as deanobox as it gets
I've only gone and fallen for someone who I can't be with haha
>>201538881shove it up your arse
>>201538950cam dan saaf n arl salt you roit aat
>>201539002'
i remember watching a video on how the cockney accent is now found in essex because they ran away to the suburbs
>>201538617i thought you were wrong but then i looked up a bunch of american spellings of words and saw this
>>201539002fuckin nonce
>>201539002dogberg caught your eye has he?
>>201539002you can't shag your cousin rorke, it's the law
Lets drink sex
>>201538926you shouldnt be approaching women anywaythats sexual assault
>>201539002me?
>>201539002she's your daughter not your date
>>201538386Relax Britbro, you haven't. He's just fucking with you
>>201539070strange post
>>201539057we are under the new law. its time for change™
>>201539088>>201539088>>201539088
>>201539078fair i did get banned from a club for doing that
Bloody love sexual assault me
>>201538926So if you're in a pub and a woman's working the bar do you just, not get a drink? Stand around doing fuck all?
>>201539031He is very obviously a Yank based off the fact he posts shit that would get you arrested in the UK with no consequences. When Musk took over Twitter he just straight-up tweeted "NIGGER". If he were British he'd have been locked up and the account seized within 2 days of that
>>201538475Been thinking how paradox could doll up the Crusader Kings series and market it to women (under a different name)
>>201539031a lot of people type that way tbfkids that spend too much time online get yankified
>>201539125...no?
>>201539002same but she's fictional so I really can't be with her
