française edition>>201538050previous
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>>201545573Kit
for me it's listening to reguetón and shitposting on hispachan to learn spanish
I've never watched this show
>mihai >french posterboth utterly mindbroken people
Like I was saying, when I make top shelf Brown (the street name for my powerful coffee) it tires me out and makes me sleep well
>>201545630I liked the first episode, every single episode after gets exponentially worse though
>>201545630>DUDE IT'S A SATIRE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MEDIA LITERACYAnd it's the worst shit you've ever seen
>>201545630If you just watch it and aren't up your own ass, it's extremely entertaining
>>201545573عبد القادر يا بوعلام داك الحال علياداوي حالي يا بوعلام سيدي روف عليا
>>201545666this is really common in people with adhd
>>201545693Wait, I have a 'jak for that
>>201545677I've been curious to watch it desu>>201545707has it gotten bad in the most recent season? I see a lot of arguments about that in the normiesphere. I don't wanna commit if it becomes shitty
Does anyone want to hear about the new pen I bought?
people that are addicted to caffeine*
>>201545767go on
>>201545767tell us about itis it one you gotta dip in the inkwell
>>201545767as long as it's a real pen not a vape pen
>>201545764It's the same as it ever was. I don't listen to critics and don't watch people's commentary on shows so I can just enjoy what I enjoy without having any preconceived notions It's very freeing. You should try it.
>>201545785>>201545791>>201545797No, no inkwell and no vape pen. I was supposed to go to Staples to get a new gel pen. But they were closed so I went to Walmart. I was ready to drop $14 on a quality pen from staples, but instead I bought a $4 2-pack from Walmart. The pen is ok. It's 0.7mm liquid gel ink. Writes smooth enough and doesn't bleed. It's not what I was shooting for, but it's a perfectly suitable pen.
I'm currently using a weed pen, yes
cant go to sleep
Did squats for the first time in weeksI forsee DOMS
>>201545864im not i save that for night time wake and bake is horrible for productivity>>201545859im glad you're satisfied with your purchase>>201545867do you have any sleep medicine
>>201545814Hnnggh radical centrist independent opinion maker
is it this pen?
>>201545939No it's a sandwich
>>201545713what?
>>201545939Nah. It's this one
>>201546000i need some energel
I wish I knew thenWhat I know nowAnd are we ever gonna get to higher ground
My køt has smth to say.
>>201546082you should clean his eye boogers with a wet paper towel but what does he have to say
I think I’m going to do options trading if the lottery doesn’t work out
>>201546105She says "goodnight nigga"
>>201545904pic related but I need to calm down after the past two months >>201545980I was making a joke of typing in nafri with a french flag in a french editionif you really wanna know what it says, it's the lyrics of a really popular song asking for help from a historical figure who has achieved djinn status
>>201546231*sniff* Is he dead?
>DUDE PETSreddit
>>201546231oh okaysleep tight >>201546270beer is not a sleep aid i was thinking more nyquil or benadryl or something
>>201545864Its called a dab pen retarded bitch
>>201546270>historical figure who has achieved djinn statusSandpeople lore really sucks, I wish you guys kept some berber beliefs going without arab influence
>>201546320He also says "nigga" because he's a wigger
When I inevitably come to the US, I wanna go to Venice beach and just walk down the path there and when I see some blonde woman in their mid to late 30s who looked kinda similar to Britney Spears then I'd go up to them and be like "omg it's Britney Spears, how you doin Britney, love your music " etc, it'd be pretty funny I think. Would do it for a couple hours at least. Would this get me in trouble or would the women take offense or something or would it be cool?
This song makes me lose my shit: https://youtu.be/uSQt4ckq-dg?si=t_LBJvcy5stw91N_
>>201546320>W-What?? you don't love my heckin doggerino??? Don't you know kots are chonky goodbois??
>>201545939I use the same pencil
sup bros
The american flag will one day be considered a hate symbol
>>201546385you're more likely to be approached by the 50 billion homeless trying to take advantage of a tourist with broken english
>>201546344Mald bitch I call it what I want
>>201546385are you really an Eesti or are you a proxynigga/expat?
>getting mad at cat postsHow far /cum/ has fallen
How come converting MP4 to webbum makes it bigger? I thought WebM was invented specifically because it was the more efficient file format
>>201546413
>>201546405Maxwell>uni
you have toxoplasmosis
Imagine malding while hitting a dab pen.This jeet is schizo as fuck.
>>201546447Yes
>>201546436so judgemental>>201546443me after socializing for 5 minutes
>>201546413>https://kutv.com/news/local/black-lives-matter-utah-hold-to-claim-flying-american-flag-is-racist-with-one-conditionThey already tried this. I remember they made the betsy ross flag a hate symbol too
>>201546491he cute>>201546536cold blooded murderer
>>201546536Thats funny. I'm going to save this one hope you don't mind
>>201546558im gonna steal thisthey all look so comfortable it's insane i want to be that comfy>>201546578this is essentially how cats move when you're on psychedelics
unless you're homeless or a shepherd or own a junkyard there's no reason to own a dog. there's just straight up no reason to own a cat
if you guys were wondering why you haven't seen so many of my posts today it's because i've been hanging out on /sp/. that board is a lot funnier and faster than this one so yeah
>>201546343you cant put a box of dph in the same room as me. or anything you can abuse recreationally for that matter >>201546366berbers believe that some boys by the way the lines on their hands look have gold hidden inside their organs. you can imagine what kind of ideas this gave to illiterate weirdos
>>201546645How do you feel about sharing a general with dog and cat fuckers?
>>201546436>Quanno 'o gatt te giudicat
>>201546637his deep thought process was interrupted by violence
>>201546661i wouldn't call abusing benadryl "fun"
>>201546652I liked espee during the 'Lympix, but I couldn't give 2 tugs of a dead dogs cock about sports. Will I still enjoy the boar
>>201546662never reply to me again brown freak
chickendryl lol
Post your pet pussy guys
>>201546710Its definitely an interesting timeMore fun that reality if you're miserable sometimes but the hangover is shit lol
This iPhone doesn’t let me download webms. Wtf
>>201546270just listened to it. unironically a banger
>>201546751feature not a bug
LOL iFags btfo
>>201546742he's just a baby>>201546743so talented>>201546751you have to save them to your files instead of photos for some reason
>>201546711>will i enjoy the sports board if i don't care about sports
>>201546799Over 10 years and you still can't charge in the microwave though LOL
>>201546774>>201546805>>201546799But how
ok BRB
>House cats have excellent night vision compared to humans. They can't see in complete darkness, but they can see well in low light conditions due to their high number of rod cells in their retinas, which are sensitive to dim light. Cats also have a layer of cells called the tapetum lucidum behind their retinas that reflects light back through their eyes, improving their ability to see in the dark. This adaptation helps them hunt effectively during twilight and low-light conditionsWish we have specced into this skill
>>201546839im pretty sure you just long press it and it will ask what you want to do with it and you can save it to files
>>201546839Hold it down and then click download link and it saves it to files
I got an email about a herbie hancock tourDude is 84, insane to still be touring. I know the stones and some of the guys from the dead still do too I wonder how he still plays
>>201547055no one knows who the fuck that is
>>201547055I know who you're talking about, ignore the zoomer
holup, albuquerque is about the same distance as salt lake city from me. hmm now i have to decide between which of those i should go to
just spent $900 on a vacuum mop
>>201547098For that price it better have a blowjob attachment
>>201547098what brand
>>201547098Vacuums are expensive af
>>201547126canadian dollars mind you
vgh...i want to live my dream...in montpellier...in bordeaux...in the land of hope that all white men dream of...marseilles...
>>201547145tineco>>201547151yeah this one is wireless and mops and vacuums at the same time
im not paying
>>201547166and yes this is clearly bait.nobody lives in borDULL.
>>201547193sounds nicei need a new vacuum too
>>201547219got utterly sick of sweeping, vacuuming, mopping, then steaming the floor and it getting dirty the next daydogs make the house so fucking filthy but I love them
>>201546769now sit a café all day with Rai playing in the background and stare at nothing to experience genuine nafri suffering https://youtu.be/nDik3Yxb6yI
>>201547251wait im confused which nafri are you
>>201546645cats keep mice and rats awaythey're like mouse killing AIbut I'd also prefer terriers to cats because cats will kill birds
>they're like mouse killing AIwhy are AI people so retarded?
im going to the grocery store do you guys want anything
hello
My cat doesn't even kill mice. She plays with them and they get away mostlyUseless thing
>>201547093on second thought, i don't really feel like driving through north arizona again. slc it is
>>201547310Can you get me 2 gallons of A2 milk and some orange juice
>>201546873>>201546921Aight
>>201547310A box of dates and some milk and ice, pleas
>>201547264it's all me
/mex/bro, are you still at the hospital ??Are they planning to cut off a leg or something ??
>>201547436Eggs and onion matzos are good
I ended up getting Taco Bell the other day when I asked what I should get for dinner. If the fatty that wanted me to get a 3x3 from In n Out is around here somewhere, speak now or forever hold your peace. How should I customize the order? Animal, no onions, meal, etc? Any drink that you usually get with it?
>>201545573>my grandfather is a total MAGAtard>I'm convinced he might even regularly browse /pol/I love him but boomers were not made for the internet
>>201547310the love of a good woman
>>201547489
>>201547472this is a chud general. be careful of what you say here.unless it's a compliment to [my political party], which case you are free to say what you please.
>>201547433i wish we had cafes that we can loiter around in here.
I wish I could smoke while I sleep
Post your vinyls
>>201547506i think if you check the condiment aisle you'll find spicy mayo which is basically the same thing.
>>201546661>berbers believe that some boys by the way the lines on their hands look have gold hidden inside their organsSOVL
>>201547614No.
>>201547614I donut have a record player
>>201547472based boomer retardsoy grandson midwitmany such cases
>>201547614I have a lot but don't have any picturesYou just gotta believe me brl
brazils largest cultural export
speaking of gold my uncle once started digging a hole because he dreamt there was gold in the basement. he hit a sewage pipe or something and the house got infested with rats
>>201547695Fine post your cds
>>201547614i've got over 500
>>201547719lol
>>201547715I used to like it when Brazil would export QTs here. But it seems our jeet infestation has hurt our international reputation. Very sad.
>>201547614
>>201547749nigga you gay as fuck
>>201547749Is this Brian?
this polshit wont stop saying the n word and talking about trannies these two things on loop
>>201547749cds nutsHAHgottem
and butting in on conversations to say more gay retarded insults
>>201547849
>>201547890the sun always smiles over uruguay.
Crappybara
should take a microwave transformer out of the box and place it in a box full of mirrors and turn it on
>>201547614>Barbie>???>Sabaton>The Beatles>???You have no music tastes, you are unironically an "everything" enjoyer
>>201547982thats the billy joelpiano man
I've been overtrainingEverything hurts
my poops were bright green at lunch. i think i've got butt cancer.
>>201548041You didn't take a pic to share? Wow thanks for thinking of your /cum/bums
*cracks open can*Billy Joel was the last decent male pop star
>>201548041Same thing happened to me when I ate some Minions cookies, maybe you just ate a weird food dye
>>201547949
>>201548110you mean the guy who sang> who needs a house out in Hackensack?> is that all you get for your money?> and it seems such a waste of time, if that's what it's all aboute.g. "i'd rather kill myself than live in the suburbs or flyover country, i need to live in the hustle and bustle of the big city"that billy joel?if so, then, true.fuck flyover fags, and fuck suburb fags.
>>201548191Illinois is a flyover state
>>201548223true, but we already had that discussion this week.spicier question, is pennsylvania a flyover state.
>>201548125Stop posting this pic
if you cover a pizza with mayo and gold suace (BBQ mustard), burger sauce, then the crusts tastes like a burger
>>201548255
I have a picture in my gallery of a car dashboard from a vehicle i don't remember drivingDid someone take my phone for a joyride?
>>201545630>original comic created by an awful writer in a sea of awful writers>adapted by AmazonHow could it be good?
lollmao even
>>201548524yeah apparently bonds are like 14M now or something too
>>201548248yes, because much of the state is wilderness/amish countrybut its the comfiest Flyover state Ive ever visited
>>201547614all my records are back at my moms house
>>201548524>paying $14/month to play a 20 year old game
>>201545573After yesterday's shitshow thread over champagne, I now hate the French even more than before
>>201548572WoWsisters...
Pranknet, also known as Prank University,[1] was an anonymous prank calling virtual community that was involved in a string of malicious pranks and instances of telephone harassment, especially during 2009–2011.
Did you know that bunny is a rider?
seggs
>>201548594i wonder what's going on with this inbred little republican
>>201548660He got a job
But then he got fired and now he works at mcd's
I think i got ripped off by some mutt online car parts dealer. 130$ down the shitter.
MY FRIEND'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND HE HATES THAT BITCHHE TELLS ME EVERY DAYHE SAYS MAN I REALLY GOTTA LOSE MY CHICK, IN THE WORSTKIIIIND OF WAY
Happy 4:20pm!!!!
>>201548717Parts for what car?So much fake chinese shit out there
>>201548717Anyone here could have told you not to trust it.
i wish i was more patient at times
>>201548801youre fine just the way you are
>>201548801Anal beads really help. Whenever i get fed up i just do a little squeeze and count the balls. It slows everything right down
>>201548801I'm quite literally being a patient right now
what the fuckhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pranknet
>we will send you a link to reset your apssword>click link from email>this link has expired, please log in again to send a new reset linkTHAT WAS 10 SECONDS BETWEEN SENDING AND RECIEVING YOU PIECE OF SHIT
you guys ever talk to someone over the phone and can just tell by their voice that they're fat
>>201548870Yeah, also black.
You guys ever see someone in public and can tell they're fat just by looking at them?
watching AI videos of president trump and biden robbing people
>>201548916MANY such times
>>201548848Holy based
>>201548677>>201548706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIxqms8KSkA
>>201548940>Ringleader was 25 year old Ontario man Tariq MalikLmao
Canada are you a prostitute
spilled oil all over my fingers and thumb dipping my pizza in it and it hurts really bad it went red and has a blister on it now :( no visible marks on the surfac ebefore the blister but i also bite my skin
>>201548722Fuck yeah offspring
is heating up a normal liquid the same as putting CO2 in it (which actually i suppose makes it more acid) and shaking it up? it will make things more soluble as CO2 m oves out and their molecules will be moving faster
If I hit the lottery I'm buying an arsenal and hunting down every faggot fucking CEO outsourcing everything that isn't nailed down for sport
/cum/mmies, what car do you drive?public transportation cucks need no apply>tfw chally srt feels good, except for wallet
>>201548966I'm a little bit of a slut
>>201549065i ride public transportion but am not a cuck
>>201549077This is why no one will remember your name
I for one am proud of my local public transportation system.
>>201549071cute!
>>201549065I dont drive because insurance is too high and I there's nowhere to park it
>>201549076>country full of allahu snackbars>rides public transportation>not a cucklol, lmao even
>>201549096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOcthey made this song because of me
>>201548848vulgar, unsophisticated, destructive...totally classless freaks in comparison to more artful prank callers ,like Longmont Potion Castle
>>201549112>be AMerican>eat burger>the bus haha?>>201549112>>201549102the bus drivers here take their job way serious
>>201549104car is essential if you live in the US. How do you survive without a car?
I will buck break you
hey 4chan, in november remember to walk tuah local voting booth and vote on that thang!
>>201549149I take the bus and various public transport
>>201549065I have a shitbox passat that just started pissing out too much water to drive. So now I’m looking at shitbox trucks.
>>201549065frontier shitbox>>201549104>buying insurancelmfao
hope that post wasnt directed at me
>>201549165what do you do when you need to buy grocesries ? or get something bigger?
>>201549180I take the bus. it drops me off right in front of the supermarket
>>201549141definitely the scum of the earth but some of the shit they got people to do is in a way impressive.
buy a Ford pickup truck Ford F150
>>201549160Jokes on you, I'm too tight to penetrate
>>201549167get a 1500, and ride the american freedom cock
>>201549146Here it varies. It's pretty easy to fare-evade, esp the bus, the SkyTrain (that's what we call our commuter trains in Metro Vancouver) is a different story, if the transit police catch you doing that you will get a ticket for sure. There's actually supposed to be a policy where the bus drivers are supposed to be lax about fare, as an anti poverty measure.
>so what if it takes 3 extra hours to get anywhere, think of the money I'm saving!mutt public transpo is a humiliation ritual
>>201549231or so ive heard
>>201549168based
stop replying to ratpedo
>>201549065I have 2 cars
>>201549230how do you fare evade the bus though? and they have trams in Edinburgh which, if you get caught fare-evading they fine you 3x (i think its 3x) the cost of a ticket, but the tickets are cheap
>>201549230skytrain is pretty good, I use it often when I go to vancouver. Bus is okay, but I hate riding with pajeets so I just take an uber
>>201549230no, actually its just really cheap if you buy it before you board, otherwise expensive i dont ride it often (once every few years)
back from grocery and pharmacy
>>201549318Where is my milk and orange juice?
be right back going to roll a cigarette while the blistered thumb radiates pain to the nailbed and my joint
>>201549204One of the cruelest pranks involved three female employees at a KFC outlet in Manchester, N.H., who were called by a PrankNET member posing as a head office representative and told to turn on the store's fire suppression system, to test it. The system rained down chemicals on the employees, damaging the restaurant.The caller then told the employees the chemicals were hazardous and that they would need to step outside and strip naked."What it led to was them taking off their clothing, standing in the parking lot, and urinating on each other to negate the effects of this chemical," said Goldberg.
>>201549231imagine the gossip this fella has overheard>>201549065volkswagen >>201548041this happens to babies when they have too much sugar in their diet, thats probably whats happening
>>201549341why are w*men so dumb, bros
>>201549276You just tell the driver sorry I have no money. It's up to their discretion, but it's rare that they will be dicks about it. I had one driver threaten to call transit police once but that was one time and that's it. The SkyTrain you need a fare card to get past the gate though, so if you're fare evading you simply walk close behind someone. I have an unlimited transit pass cause I'm on disability though. If I didn't have it I'd receive $50 more from the province every month but man it's so worth it. >>201549304I use transit frequently. >>201549294Oh word.
>>201549336safe and sound in my fridge
what's for dinner tonight boysI'm thinking McDonald's again
>>201549361scared teenagers tend to be very gullible regardless of sex
>>201549383finna finish off the greek/turkish food I got for lunch
>>201549362oh its like the train stations? thats cool brb
If it's busy especially you can get on the bus for free with no issue. I don't even swipe my card every time when I'm downtown because it's just pointless.
>>201549383im making spaghetti and having a salad with it personally
>>201549393nice, I've never tried gurkish fusion, what's it like?
>>201549383Don't do that to yourself bro
>>201549417youve never had gyros?
>>201549399i would wear the italian crown i think
I wish I was the pope so my parents wouldn't bother me about getting married
>>201549399I'll take the turban lmao
>>201549383had half a costco rostisarie chicken for lunch, so I still feel full. I think I'll go get some icecream for dinner
>>201549418you don't know the half of it bro>>201549442oh yeah I've had those before
I had cheese and crackers, and a piece of bread \m/
>>201549496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTxtG9uAcKo
>>201549496>federal credit union>bank accout in 3 digits>OF paymentgrim
>>201549228It’s gonna have at least 100,000 thrusts of experience
They say smoking kills, but it cures salmon.
In my experience McDonald's in the States is complete trash in comparison with up here. Apparently McDicks doesn't even serve coffee down there? One time I tried to order a coffee at a McDonald's in Bellingham and the employees clearly did not know what to do. Bizarre.
>>201548742dodge challenger.>>201548784merrick motorsport. seemed legit.
MACDONALDS!
>>201549576nice
>>201549527I'm probably skinnier than you thoughbeit my heart'll lilely explode sooner>>201549547>OF paymentI like to think of it as child support (cat) for my ex gf
>>201549582we have coffee at Maccas
>paying for OF>paying for your EX GIRLFRIEND's OF
>>201549594you may now continue watching your telly
>>201549496Putting that bah to use
>>201549632reply to me like a man, coward
>>201549640:)
>>201549582Of course they have coffee Mcdicks is the largest distributor of coffee in the world
I distributed the content of my balls in ur sister
>>201545630Every line Soldier Boy delivers is hilarious. Also A Train and The Deep in general are hilarious in their dynamics with others in the show.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>201549505heck yeah>>201549582mcdonalds has coffee but it tastes like monkey butti like the mocha frapp though
>>201549702canada is POWERFUL
>>201549582maybe they just didn't want to serve to a smelling pajeet?
>>201549702I wanted to go to tims to try the the new sip but it's nearly $5 a can, I can get 2 monsters for that price
>>201549593>Latvia >challengerprobably a V6what did you buy ? an oil filter ? lmao
saw a tiktok of a woman baiting indian scammers and asking if they had an email that she could send nudes to and they started singing indian songs to try to impress hertruly bizarre
>>201549593What part was it? Did you get a knockoff or did they never send you anything
>>201549491I fucking love rotisserie chicken man, I shred it up and make little bbq bites on hawaiian bread, solid two meals with some macaroni/egg salad or something on the side
>>201549769i do this too but with potato rolls instead of hawaiian bread hawaiian bread is really good but it has a ton of sugar and is super high calorie
>>201545617why not salsa instead of regueton
>>201548839haha
>>201545617>hispachanwhy lie, retard? hispachan has been dead for a while now
>>201549789hmm because i'm not gay?>>201549826>he hasn't found the new siteenjoy being in the dark, mr rude cocksucker
make 10 more posts so i can make the new and start on dinner
gottem
>>201549908dont tell me what to do
fart
What do you guys think of the case I got for my phone?
>>201549961reminds me of an alligator
>>201549969why
not sure why you bought that bro, they're designed to fail. my buddy got the square one and the whole screen's peeling from the center
>>201550043>>201550043>>201550043
thinkign about the trade route this set of rune armour took to land in my hands (smithed in-front of me), from someone who possibly got a bunch of runite bars, sold it to the smith in bulk, who made the armour, having paid all that money to get the mats, for me to get a bulk of it. if i didnt exist then it would be no different, only he wouldve had to invest for longer. im just the investment time diff
>>201550045nope too early.
>>201549859>hmm because i'm not gay?die asap
>>201550055hush if those other goobers can force a new at like 301 i can make it at 308
>>201550066>other people do bad thing>therefore i can do bad thing and it is good.
>>201549969It's chunkier than it looks in the picture. I was hoping it would have a slimmer profile considering the phone is ultra thin.>>201550038Yeah the screen on my Z Flip 4 crapped out. These foldable screens continue to improve though, plus the specs on both the Z Flip 4 and the Z Flip 6 are impressive and are the real reasons I bought them. Not many phones come with 512gigs of internal storage!
