mollusk appreciation edition>>201545573previous
>>201550043Cum con sex
ok then post some salsa that DOESN'T sound like background music for some tranny clubi'll wait
snale
DON'T CRY TO MEIF YOU LOVE MEYOU WOULD BE HERE WITH MEYOU WANT MECOME FIND MEMAKE UP YOUR MINDYOU NEVER CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE SOBERYOU ONLY WHEN CAUSE IT'S OVER
>>201550043escargot!
gaslighting song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s7Dl9sMv9A
>>201550098https://youtu.be/NB4x_QqZECw?si=Y8-czUkQU93TbV_N
My poops have been really nice lately after switching to reduced fat milk
>>201550201why is the text on the mug upside down
>>201550252you been having fatty poos? not good...
>>201550261Yeah they were a little mucky beforePerfect consistency now
>>201550259it's not
>>201550272not fatty i hope
sup bros
>>201550245gay clubs dont count either retard
>>201550279well the mug is upside down so when you turn the mug rightside up, the text will be upside down.
>>201550303you keep posting this but every time it gets nothing
>>201550291Nope. Perfection in poo formWonderful texture, taste, and aroma
>>201550309>haha tranny>haha gayGrow the fuck up, you weasel.
>>201550319ok buddyand you should be careful about thinking your shit dont stink, like that andre/outkast songwhether they are good poos or not! but have fun
>>201550310i dont think the mug is upside down, i think it's fat at the bottom because it's resting on a saucer. but the saucer and bottom of the mug kind of blend together
hi
>>201550342what do you call a weasel with asthma a wheezeel
>>201550342I'm going to slap your dick
I really like this moving photo
im going to talk politics
>>201550043I saw this exact image on /lgbt/...OP? Explain yourself
to be honets i cringed for the surrounds when i thought she was going to try do a cartwheel
>>201550339no way dude that's clearly one item. if it were a saucer, the line would go all the way around without breaking.
>>201550379this is so embarrassing >>201550391me and who>>201550392i don't know where i found that image i've had it for awhile
>>201550406>>201550414I like how even the "skinny friend" is overweight nearing obese
>>201550414Sure thing xis
>>201550424no she isnt...
My father can't get employees for his second-hand boating supply business, despite paying almost $11/hour. Why don't the slaves wanna work anymore?
hey guys im back did u miss me
>>201550444I'd work there, where you at homie?!
>>201550441She has a gut and those yoga pants are sucking everything else in.
>>201550389Please do not talk about the single most important subject affecting the lives of every human being in civilization.
>>201550454yes>>201550457idk...
>>201550454How much did you shit homie?
>>201550408i don't know what to tell you you could be right >>201550433some of the pronouns are so clunkydo they actually call eachother xir and xam (x'amm?)
>>201550444Dad sounds like a cheapskate
>>201550473Simba...
>>201550473*sweats nervously**reaches for the giant red button under my desk labeled "PANIC" *
finished gooning
Politics are for plebs.Patricians think about metaphysics and spirituality.
>>201550444I just got a job moving boxes from a truck to a shelf for 17.50 starting. Either pay better or go find some illegals that'll work for scraps
>>201550470No, I will never be a woman and that's alright.I still want to look at best I can.
>>201550492not a real gooner then
hate my nasty ass family man. how do people walk around the house with no shirt on. no one wants to see that
>>201550504i wasn't trying to disparage you i'm sorrydo whatever makes you happy please, live your authentic life
>>201550389janman will NOT like this
lol
>>201550542leaked pic of me
>>201550468what
>>201550542he's a dangerous wizard you can tell by the skull and crossbones
>>201550527You are so fucking gay dude
>>201550455IN>>201550483He's running thin margins, asshole. Not only is he a business-owner and productive member of the community, he has a wife and two adult sons to feed.
>>201550527You aren't, I am self aware and honest with myself. Which a lot of ximxers aren't unfortunately. If they were you wouldn't see so many unpassable freaks all over the internet. Accept your limits and live within your reality. I am an ugly man who wishes he was a woman, I am not and will never be so I suffer as an ugly man. I will not subject normal people to me being a weird ugly and unpassing crossdresser out in public.
i'm a dumb blonde bimbo, except not at all.
My kief trap is coming along nicely.>>201550555Were you the one in the hospital with food poisoning?
>>201550568If you let me crash with you until I find my own place I'd work for him, shieeet nigga can pay me 8 dollars an hour all I care as long as I can get the fuck away from here
>>201550501You don't deserve to be paid that much. If you were honest, you'd ask your boss for a pay cut.
>two adult sons to feedlmfao
>>201550628when i smoked flower i would always look forward to using this stuff>>201550600i'm sorry buddy, i hope you can find some things that bring you relief
>>201550620Would be a lot cooler if you were
>>201550568> two adult sons to feedu wot
https://youtu.be/_8ZCzhoeQMg
>>201550657Just waiting to see which asshole dog is the one to pop it and if all the other dogs would jump him.
>>201550642If you think that's bad wait until you find out about government contractors
>>201550657i wonder if you left them alone how long they would do this for
>>201550716i feel like people have been saying this forever, and the problem isn't the world getting worse, but just seeing the past through rose colored glasses because they were a happy child
>>201550628That was me. I'm out now.7 hours sitting in a goddamn couch with a needle in my vein. Most awkward and uncomfortable experience of my life.
>>201550782You feel like that do you?
>>201550629If you're trying to go anywhere, why not enlist like Donald Duck did?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYSd2SNfK4k
>>201550698Nothing does but that's fine
>>201550782u right u right
>>201550792i mean yeah, of course im gonna say that the era i grew up in was the best one because that's where my happiest memories are>>201550801:<
>>201550798I will get rejected due to autism
>>201550782A grossly reductionist argument. There can be multiple factors at work here.
re-heated lasagna or rice krispie cereal for breakfast?
it's such a funny coincidence how _my_ childhood happened to be the best time in the history of humanity to be a child. those other generations really do be missing out.
>>201550842re-heated lasagna obviously
>>201550831is that your kittyshe's split down the middle, very cute i love calicos
https://youtu.be/zBeY46HDj6A?si=nDpT2Yvg-SXtpOdb
>>201550876i will have the lasagna
>>201550921Perro pendejo
>>201550895nice edit
My bitch of a dog got to play for two and a half hours at the dog park, was given a pup cup from Starbucks, and got more whipped cream at home, and now she's looking outside, pinning as if she hadn't got to spend the whole day having fun. Fucking cunt.
>>201550905Enjoy>>201550895So cool >.<
In alchemy, the sun corresponds with the male gender and gold. The moon corresponds with the female gender and silver.
>>201550921what a dummy>>201550952put that little tongue away you goober
>>201550986Thanks, very cool
>>201550895miku watch out thats a bomb
tfw no gf
What the fuck is a lithe? Fuck wordle
Why does it feel so good to get hair washed at the hairdresser when the girl rubs my hair and I get dopamines in my brain?
I wish the milkman would deliver more milk
>>201551050It means skinny, but I wouldn't expect you to know that.
Hello I’m drunk
>>201551055scalp massages feel good >>201551059why did we move away from having milk delivered is it because refrigerators are more common nowadays then back then so we can keep it longer
You guys ever like listening to internet radio? I like this site (which is from Russia): http://fm.spb.ru/
>>201551082hi drunk, im (name) how are you
Some people think liminal spaces are some modern zoomer meme, but actually this concept has been understood since ancient times. Aristotle wrote about liminal spaces.
>>201551129i want to go herewhere is this
>>201551082
>>201551059milkmen are good for the environment
me: write the lyrics to a childrens song called "puppy pup, pup pup pupper!"ChatGPT said: Sure! Here are some fun and playful lyrics for a children's song called "Puppy Pup, Pup Pup Pupper!":Verse 1: Puppy pup, pup pup pupper,Wags his tail and hops and skippers,Running fast and jumping high,Chasing butterflies in the sky!Chorus: Puppy pup, pup pup pupper,Play all day, we’ll never stop her!With a bark and a happy bark,We’ll have fun until it's dark!Verse 2: Puppy pup, pup pup pupper,Loves to play with all his buddies,Fetch the ball and dig the hole,Happy puppy, that’s his goal!Chorus: Puppy pup, pup pup pupper,Play all day, we’ll never stop her!With a bark and a happy bark,We’ll have fun until it's dark!Bridge: When the sun goes down, it’s snuggle time,Puppy pup, so sweet and kind,Dreams of running, dreams of play,Till the morning comes again!Chorus: Puppy pup, pup pup pupper,Play all day, we’ll never stop her!With a bark and a happy bark,We’ll have fun until it's dark!Outro: Puppy pup, pup pup pupper,Sleepy eyes and dreams of summer,Tomorrow we’ll run and play,With our puppy friend all day!
not reading that
>>201550499What do you think about?
>>201551059Too busy delivering cum (to your mother.)
I have never read Tintin.
>>201551213
i'm in the middle of the fucking desert, WHY are there flies up in my business. at least its not mosquitos i guess
>>201551099>scalp massages feel goodAlmost orgasmic
>>201551213Start with au Congo
Don't say the monkey word
>>201551250putin?
>>201551222Why are you in a desert? Humans are not supposed to be in a desert
>>201551192it keeps mixing up if its a boy or a girl dog>>201551227you can buy scalp massagers online for pretty cheap
>>201551213i read it when i was learning french. its alright
Can't believe fucking Yes and Deep Purple are still touring of all bands.
“You know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”
honest injun What's your first name
I read it was I was a wee lad of 8
I will be emailing the headmaster about this right at once.
>>201551255because there's no nigs, jeets or jannies here
>>201551271Chaos?
>>201551272It’s Ernest, honestCaptcha: NAYYY
>>201551272ill never tell
wasn't a fan of The 1975 till i found out that the lead singer and i share an interest in the fine establishment of 'ghetto gaggers'still not a fan but they've got a couple good songs
god i wish i had straight hair
>>201551313embrace your curls anonpeople with straight hair use curling irons, just like people with curly hair use straighteners. the grass isn't greener on the other side
when i die, bury me in nunavut
I slept 13 hours last night
>>201551347you're getting thrown in a woodchipper and used as pig feed when you croak, sorry bud
>>201551347i want to do that thing where they put you in a biodegradable coffin and plant a tree above it i want to be an oak tree
>>201551347You'll be sharing a grave plot with 16 other jeets. Enjoy.
>>201551287Cute New Mexico
>>201551304heh, small world, Vern
>>201551374this is the high desert son, i'm only 45 min from shithole los trangeles
all this bitch wants to talk about is church and jesus
more specifically i want to be a giant white oak that lives for over 400 years there is one out in the woods near my house that i have always absolutely adored, it's branches are as large as the trunks of other trees nearby
post jamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aACQMyTVqw
>>201551265My favorite bands are Pink Floyd, Les Rallizes Denudes, Ash Ra Tempel, Can, Kraftwerk, Sonic Youth, and Autechre.
>>201551393Ridgecrest is based
>>201551442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9yA371czMA
>>201551436the fact that you are on 4chan means you should probably listen a bit
>>201551442
>>201551393So close yet so far. Avoid Bear Valley road in Victorville
King James BibleAmos 5:26Acts 7:43Revelation 2:9
>>201551454i haven't been, how does anyone afford to live there?
>>201551478https://youtu.be/ed_UWFr13pU?si=4HorMgC83jEjytxL
>>201551442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOFVsn6U9L8
>>201551445oh yeah and also Boredoms and Ween
>>201551478Great album.
>>201551512No, it's not.
I dislike the n word. I get furious when I see it. I hope no one says it itt.
>>201551487Hebrews 13:5
>>201551442https://youtu.be/2ti3mIarTEw
>>201551522nacho
>>201551481you say that like it's dangerous
>>201551521Yes it is, not Tool's best, but still great.
>>201551522Nonkey ass migger
So no one was gonna tell me the queen died?
>>201551508this is cute but you shouldn't let kitties play in the washer and dryer its really dangerous >>201551523me
>>201551487>>201551523Matthew 6:5
Real tranny hours
Do dogs need to be secured on a person's property in the USA?What would you say is the typical council rule with regards to dogs walking the streets?
>>201551522Mayate, oh wait that's M
>>201551562ummmmmmmmmmConfessionbros?
>>201551536No, it's not.
>>201551533Yes, sandman
>>201551567America doesn't have council estates. What the fuck are council estates anyways?
the 'fit
>>201551579what do you mean
>>201551488I've only passed through. Lots of military, construction workers, service industry. Anyway, it's grim but it has a desert sovl motif going for it too. Unreal sunsets
>>201551586British welfare housing
>>201551586It's just public housing bruv, yanks would call it section 8. We'd call it public housing or community housing
>>201551585if i didn't go to bear valley i'd have to go to r*y r*gers for my in n out sustenance, and i hate being around rich whitoids as a brokie
>>201551604>Instead, Jesus suggests praying in a private room with the door closed, and speaking directly to God. He also says that God will reward people who pray in secret, and that God already knows what people need before they ask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0vOwqWP7ctell me you don't feel like a bad motherfucker when this is playing
>>201551611Like GTA V
>listening to metal past the age of 13
>>201551611i wish i could find fucking work IN the desert bro, i hate that everything is in the city or some form of knowaguy situation
should i clean up a little bit or lay down and listen to some music
>>201551586I never mentioned council estatesWhat do you guys call your local government?
I ain't seeing you post anything
>>201551662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSWInYFVksg
>>201551627I mean confession is still private, this seems totally incompatible with those mega churches where the preacher makes a big show of praying thoughbeit
Taking a shit before dinner.
>>201551679Washing hands is optional if you're a jeet
>>201551646Metal is the last bastion for high IQers. Lyrics have taken a nose dive in all genres, but the decline is a little slower in metal.
>>201551676heard this before. it's acceptable
>>201551625>rich whites>victorvillelelAnyway, as long as you can beat the traffic it's alright my highly taxed Califo-ni-yayan
>>201551677Well the preacher kept right on saying that all I had to do was sendTen dollars to the church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart Of JesusLocated somewhere in Los Angeles, CaliforniaAnd next week they'd say my prayer on the radioAnd all my dreams would come trueSo I did, the next week, I got a prayer with a girlWell, you know what kind of eyes she got, well I'll tell yaSo if you're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN on your luckI know you all syyyyyymmmmmmmpathiiiiiiiizeFind a girl with faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away eyes
girls are just beautiful. there's beautiful girls on every corner of the planet.
>>201551713I think those are prostitutes, anon
>>201551713the cake is a lie
>>201551713And they have vaginas in their panties too :O
>>201551657i need someone to tell me what to do please
>>201551726did you play the game because the cake is real
I peel of those meat logs (slim jims, jacks links etc) like string cheese. Eating them any other way would be gay.
>>201551657>>201551730clean, a lot
>>201551705you'd be surprised, they're trying pretty hard to pull money up here. why do you know so much about vv anyway bro? my grandma was from norway, maybe we have some kind of telepathic connection
>peeling your slim jims
>>201551713The average Canadian woman is 43, you sick fuck.
>>201551657It is important to clean!
what the fuck
>>201551713This simp behaviour is why you're single.
I slice off bits of my meat logs with a pocket knife and eat it off the knife, I do the same with banans. But to be fair I also do this with apples
>>201551764I've only ever seen virgins accuse others of virginity or being single.
>behaviour
>>201551763moneylenders lended money wtf
>>201551767I read apples as puppies and was preparing a Chinese joke before rereading your post.
>>201551776>no ulollmao even
>>201551790wdfffff
Probably a mistake for JK Rowling to watch so much tranny porn. Now she's getting sued for libeling a Muslim woman.
>>201551743I stopped there to get gas when I was in LA and Vegas. Also read an article that it was a shithole way back like 10-15 years agoSay hi to your grandpa if he's alive
whaddafuck is a holy see
>>201551805Oh say can you see by the dawn's Early light
>>201551738>>201551752ok will do thank you
Just won a debate against a virgin
Drinking Evan Williams
>>201551713>girlsUhh don't you mean WOMEN? what on earth could you possibly talk with a girl about? Ridiculous and creepy age gap
>not worth the (You)>not worth the effortI love watching people try to soothe their wounds.
>>201551657Why not listen to music while you clean
yall motherfuckers dont know SHIT about protein metabolism
>>201551117Mama I’m crazy drunk. Shaking now.
>>201551818think about your whole life, have you ever regretted cleaning or doing some basic chores? no, never. But many times you will regret wasting time or doing nothing afterwards
The original nickname was "Holy Sea" (in reference to apostles being fishermen) but someone spelled it wrong in 756 and the error wasn't caught until 1870 and by then it was too late to change it.
>>201551855Also look how cute he is while cleaning!
>>201551801ah nice, did you win anything in vegas? i hope all the traffic didn't give you our classic mutt ragethey're both dead but i'll pour out a brew for em on your behalf
>>201551846this is my strategy i am also going to finish this bottle of cough syrup i was prescribed for a little energy boost i have to clean out the kitchen and get everything ready for the remodel guys cause that’s happening soon. i already bought all the new appliances
>>201551851Educate us king
>>201551851uhh bro I read on /fit/ about it bro so I know
>>201551851I watch Dr. kike Israel and Greg Manlet Douchebag and Athlean X so I'm somewhat an expert when it comes to fitness actually
you pathetic simps are benea- OH MY STARS IS THAT SPINSTER???????????
In the Orthodox Church they don't have a Pope. They have Patriarchs but they aren't considered infallible and no Patriarch has power over all the other Patriarchs.Also Saint John of Kronstadt said that the the theory of evolution is a lie from the devil.
bhenchod
Spinster is literally just gayson
>>201551873Are you getting high on cough syrup -.-
>>201551917but what did he say about the evolution of dance, hmm?
>>201551909chuds the moment they see any woman
>>201551885>>201551894>>201551905It's very important in the development of marine invertebrate larva, protein can comprise up to 80% of their body mass. Amino acids that they absorb through the water help them convert their food into protein. It's a fixed cost for every instance of protein made, but the rate can increase if they get more food.Human metabolism is weird I can't help you with that. I know fish larva don't have a fixed cost for converting protein
Just finished dinner. I had spring roh. Now I'm drinking 7Up.
business idea: invest in the rice turks use for dishes the next time I get groceries
>>201552003>spring roh>not egg wuhCringe desu
it come wit egg wuh
>>201551917Also he said that communism is Satanic.
>>201552006Do it anon, corner the market.
business idea: umbrella for the sun
Sure hope there isn't any hate speech in this thread
>>201552038i could use a device like this because i am a peon who has to walk to work in the hot florida sun a hundred degrees
>>201552029I dont know what kind it is but its yellow and has some brown grains sometimes
I hate glowies. Timothy Mcveigh would be a antional hero had the building not had a daycare inside
>living in Floridaso grim
>>201552056Sounds like you're describing my poos.
>>201552049>>201552049
>>201552075could be worse, you could live in Los Angelesor Nevada
>>201552078Time for some rabbit stew.
>>201552081I dont think poo is supposed to be yellow...
>>201552081Giant logs done directly on your mother's chest?Oh wait, that's my poos.
>>201552096I do live in Los Angeles county and it's far superior to anywhere in Florida because we don't have hellish weather or snowbirds
I make content five days a week on twitch
Why are jeets so careless around moving trains?
>>201552038>>201552051We've gone over this It's a parasol
>>201552131Is this your full time job
>>201552127Enjoy having your kids get indoctrinated, and the trans'd without you knowing.
>we dont have hellish weather https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbZhUC1yKU
>>201552127Florida is the number 1 or 2 state being moved toPretty sure California is the number 1 state that people are fleeing You are literally gaslighting yourself. But that's good, stay there.
>>201552136This bear is just playing, he would knock the man onto the ground and tear him apart if he really wanted to hurt him
>>201552132Uneducated people don't understand risk assessment or future thinking.
Just noticed in that webm of the jeeter getting slammed into by a train his turban comes flying off omfg I'm dying
>>201552132Probably intertwined with their reverence of juggernaughts
>>201552108
>>201552148>retards blasting max a/c and wonder why their car diesnot my problem they can't handle dry heat
maybe California is gay on taxes and gas but I doubt rural California would be any less shitty than rural Texas or Florida or NY
so annoying how every woman i meet falls in love with me
rural california is very comfy. But theres no jobs and its expensive as shit
saw a picture once of a guy who had his face eaten off by a bear, it looked like he was shot by a shotgun, his eyes were out of their sockets and it was just a bunch flaps of flesh spread out.He survived, they sewed his face back together and he actually looked normal, albeit with some scars. Miraculous considering most other people who get their faces eaten off by animals look like monsters for the rest of their life no matter how many surgeries they get
Just move to Montana or Idaho, shit.
>>201552204You'll have your kids indoctrinated, and then trans'd without you knowing about it, while also over-paying.
>>201552232Don't ruin those states with all these commie/cum/mers.
can we go one day without mentioning transers
>>201552253and you will have no kids because you're brown and smell gross
>>201552268sure, but we'll have to complain about jews and women instead
>>201552268can they go one day without mentioning cis whites
https://youtu.be/-R2PA8GePJI?si=40yrca80wRcPHWjc
>>201552268Nope the culture war is not over. In fact it is going to get worse in 3-5 months.
>>201552272
>>201552287thank you for your service
Can't help but think all of you are larping when they say they're gonna move to x state. No you won't you are an incel living with mommy you ain't moving anywhere. Just a poor excuse to shit on places you've never been on.
>>201552141that shit looks fruity as fuck i'm not carrying one of those
>>201552232im brown btw not sure if that matters
>commiefornian is super butthurt that his kids can get trans'd without his knowledge>instead of getting the law changed he lashes out on the country that's actually pushing back against it
>>201551567Depends where you live. It could enforced by HOA or as far as the state.Generally if there’s a stray and it’s not causing problems someone could call animal control. If it’s causing problems it’ll usually get shot by police if it’s not in a place a normal person could get away with shooting it
/cum/ is Rei country
>>201552302que proyección frijolero
sure
I dont get how cali can be expensive but also cheap enough to have their produce sold in east coast shartmarts
>>201552305You sound like you need some vitamin d anyways so
>>201550129You have to be baptized to be sent to God.
last
>>201552296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oawqo4Bb6jo
>>201552346food prices have no correlation with housing and shithead boomers shooting down any kind of rent relief/low income housing developments
>>201552346don't forget all our heckin wine stocking the shelves of literally everywhere
>>201552384>>201552384
