pete edition
need the hepatarchy to make a comeback
Too early retard
>tfw no likes on instagram.
Just had a pot noodle.
>>201552173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUKRb3OHHg
4-4-2simple as
Hello, Pete
>>201552261the cuckspammer is upset
>be severely depressed, unable to derive pleasure from anything>can't even sleep either>seriously considering suicide>take opioids>all my woes go awayhow am i supposed to NOT get addicted to this shit?
anime
>>201552358Are you me?
getting this haircut and you can't stop me
>>201552358not even from wanking?
>>201552244that's my schizo number, you know how some people have this one number that they see everywhere and have attributed special significance to it in a way that you can't quite articulate? 442 is it for meso tell me, did they send you to make this post and feed into my delusional thoughts?
Tired of nonwhitesTired of nonwhite opinions and “culture” and appearances and just everything about them. Tired of it.
>>201552358wish I had the money to be a drug addict
>>201552380Thanks I collect schizo numbers in hopes of winning the lottery one day
>>201552380it is the most common formation for professional footballfour defenders, four midfielders, 2 strikers
>>201552375well yeah but wanking only keeps me occupied for a few minutes and most of that is buildup to a few seconds of cumming that only gets more underwhelming the more times i do it
>>201552396go back to your failed new by yourself
>>201552380for me it's 404think it's autism not schizo also 442 is a football formation
>>201552397Me too, they aren't cool or charming or vibrant. They're obnoxious and ugly and smelly.
just saved the world
>>201552413give gooning a try
>>201552400i'm on the dole at the minute and i reckon i'm spending less on drugs than i was when i was an alcoholic, it's all about balancing your usage i suppose, what i do is basically just microdosing to keep myself in a state of contentment and non-pain rather than actually get high
>>201552380for me it's 53
>>201552450That’s me
>>201552434'kin ell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1btQTJDpbtk
>>201552434Just tired of it.
>>201552412i didn't know anything about thatwonder if oldsmobile named their car 442 after this or it's just a coincidence
got drunk last night and ate an entire cake that, according to the packet: serves 16
>>201552508youve lost it
>>201552508can't believe it's been 44 years since he died, feels like he was around more recently than thatfurthermore i can't believe yoko ono is still alive
>>201552518See someone before the czech neck gets ya
>>201552508you are deeply deeply mentally ill
do you like this bird
>>201552536Looks like an alien
>>201552542you are deeply deeply mentally ill
>>201552396>>201552418>>201552450>>201552465>>201552489>>201552508>>201552522>>201552542reckon this is spamming or flooding
>>201552549looks like heather
>>201552562you are deeply deeply mentally ill
>>201552562similar cock size too
>>201552551
There is a section in Joyce's Ulysses where the main character is wanking while watching ladies on the beach and his wife is getting shagged at home at the same time and I got a stiffy.
just found out julian lennon exists
>>201552603too late for goodbyes is a well known song herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQs1Ynq0rlk
>>201552603Just found out I don’t care nigga
poolian lennon
just found out john lennend did thisgobsmacked
She dreamt of having a white bfHe dreamt of having a big titty poojeeta gfMade for eachother
variety shows are low entertainment
I had chronic diarrhea for weeks but fixed it completely by eating a cup of oats every other day
>>201552616yeah i used to like this song on the gta 5 radio, didn't know anything about the man himself thougheverbeit
I would have a nonwhite gf and have mixed race children.
>>201552629post the original image?
very unpleasant aura emanating from certain posts
>>201552651I would only have kids with someone white adjacent enough to me. Like some turks, central asians, persians.
salma hayek was like THE sexy latina bitch of the 90s and 00s, she still looked like a hot 20-something when she was like 40dread to think of what machinations the wall has wrought upon her since then, i can't even bear to google it
>>201552699I would have a child with a vanta black rubber dinghy lipped balloon arsed negress
machinations implies a level of agencyare you suggesting the wall possesses such a quality?
>>201552706still would. i hope that's a comfort.
>>201552709Yes, I am 1/4 Irish
Africa land grab? More like Africa booty grab
>>201552724Anglo Indians, Anglo South Americans and Anglo Persians shall inherit the earth.
mexican birds. but the ones off the telly, not the IRL ones
>>201552762I unironcally love the idea of race mixing, particularly with black women
>>201552762Are you Brain Damaged?
I love how porn always labels arabs/south asians as latina when they clearly arent.Are Americans just repulsed or confused by the idea of brown girls who arent asian/african/latinx
>>201552776Thats genuinely disgusting race mixing with black women. Almost as bad as BMWF.
>>201552706at 57 she looks great
>>201552786They will create their own ruling caste.
>>201552529hard to fathomwe all dietragic life
>>201552803mad how common that phenotype is know many people who look similar to him, same babyface probably irish ancestry
>>201552817would put a baby in her chocolate womb
>>201552807>181x279you silly bitch
>>201552807Hard to fathomAll women lose their youthTragic life for women over 21.
really don't feel like indulging in race-baiting, or trannies, or any of the other assorted lunacy that you twats routinely twist your sex-deprived brains aroundhow about we talk about something interesting, poo perhaps?
>>201552625corr good kittingtonshire diss
>>201552849Nice
myra hindley cum tribute
post-menopause salma hayek sex arse
>>201552636corr would ruin her fanny and run dumpster trucks on her facewould download this if it werent for ugly white male
>>201552838Me? Not quitting until i find the perfect indo-iranian persian queen.
>>201552858How many facials you reckon Brady gave her
>>201552863he's going to be pondering the turmoil those migrants bbcs leave in his wife's knickers
poo sex arse
>>201552849Fitter now corr
What's the difference between a tranny and a post-pubescent woman? Trick question, they're the same thing.
>>201552863Labour's new floating voters
>They're not the smarter remember.
>>201552851>Hard to fathomwdym
>>201552894not only are you wrong but your characterisation of this question as a "trick question" is also rather hare-brained
>>201552833Pool looks quite shallow to me.
>>201552951Imitating Donald trump
>>201552951doing the shahada
>>201552951>>201552936Irish diaspora love to make a point dont they
Resident Evil for the Sega Saturn
Just matched with this peng black bint on bumble
>It's DEH!
starting to notice a few silver hairs on my head at the tender age of 29oh well at least it's better than balding
>>201552992Kek
>>201552922Just wrong. They both simply don't have the biology to be skinny and slender - which are the signs of a desirable woman.
Europe summed up in one clip
dogshit zingers
Rayman 2 for the PlayStation 1
Cope and seethe Anglos. We won.
>>201553013post-menopausal women still have natural functional vaginas though even if the eggs have fallen out of the nest
>>201553040lolfucking LOL
>>201553038one of the first games i ever played, found it pretty boring if i'm honest, preferred oddworld: abe's odyssey me
Keywords: Claim, Ancestry, USA,
>>201553040does any diaspora have such a powerful ratio of homeland to abroad
>never againWHAT NEVER AGAIN?OH YES THE GAMMONS THAT STARTED WW2 AND VOTED FOR HITLER AND MUSSOLINI
i was into incest porn before it was cool, i was wanking my way through the taboo series before these "stepbro" zoomer twats were a glint in the milkman's eye
Someone here should post their shit
>>201553065Oddworld: Abe's Odyssey for the PlayStation 1
Ireland must be a proper shithole if so many people dont want to live there but are from there.Its not even a small island.
>>201553107Go away
>>201553117yeah that's what i said mate what are you a fucking parrot?
>he thinks people with a bmi over 16 are still considered women.
>>201553124Post your shit.
>>201553099Properly mentally ill fat spacker arent you. Bet you have a gimpy nasally accent too.
>>201553134aye
My Irish family are in desperate need of a good blacking.
>>201553121>nooo you can’t emigrate to former Anglo colonies and breed en masse eventually usurping Anglo powerHeh, we’ve even done it in the UK. There’s no stopping us. More blacks, more dogs, more Irish.
standing on my chair because the poo is backshall be moving to my desk shortly
>too cold for me to want to go outside before noon during the winter>too hot for me to do literally anything except curl up in an air-conditioned ball during the spring and summeri'm just not built for this world
Its fucking mental how i went to an absolute utopia of a public school and it didnt change anything.Could have done with more hardship and bullying.
it's time to be nice
Irish boasting about creating 5% Irish mutt golems overseas while theyre replaced by browns at home.
>>201553176different strokes i suppose, i suffered a fair bit of bullying and it completely crushed my spirit which was already quite delicate from my shitty home life
Someone here should film themselves punching an infant
>>201553184Loyal to Ireland all the same.
I'm sure pure irish people are really proud looking at the 5% Irish mutt golems abroad and thinking "based!!!"No, theyre thinking "they dont look Irish, they dont live in Ireland, they pretend tk have Irish culture but they arent really Irish at all in any way"
*sip*
Elton John in gaol on a buggery charge.
what on earth are you schizos going on about nowthe irish? who gives a toss?
>>201553215There is no reasoning with 4chan schizos anon.
what kind of overalls does mario wear?denim denim denim
1 million Irish Argentines in Argentina. Las Malvinas, eh lads? They’ll get them back hahaha. We’ll get Northern Ireland and little England will be left all alone. Terrible what time did to the former empire lmao. Reduced to a rump state.
*looks at my index fund*boy oh boy, I can't WAIT to be rich in 20 years*looks around room*...*looks at index fund again*
Never seen Black Panther. I remember seeing him in ant man or iron man or something though.
just posted about rorke in another thread on another board, forgot that rorkeposting is an inside joke specific to this general that doesn't work anywhere elsehaven't slept properly in about a week by the by
/brit/ can muster up a single turd or injured infant c'mon
real talk, why are there no aussie schizos on /brit/?
>>201553278alri Holden.
>>201553263hasn't that deranged 1970s doctor who looking mf destroyed that country yet?
>>201553289dr what now?
>>201553295still haven't seen the video of george floyd getting buckbroken despite everyone else including normies having seen it, which is weird because i'm usually first in line to bear witness to internet videos of black people getting rekt
>>201553262Ardougne?? Fucking hell do Irish people know that Runescape isnt actually real?West Ardougne isnt real. The king and his conspiracy isnt real, none of it.
survival tip: if you're lost in the wilderness and have a pen, just write "I'm trans" on yourself and internet-rorke will find you immediately
>i'm usually first in line to bear witness to internet videos of black people getting rekt
>>201553188corr would shag her in the arse
>>201553335i remember finding out that ardougne was pronounced ardoyne and flying into an impotent, autistic, pre-pubescent rage over it
>>201553268lol
JFK was a member.
>>201553353Nah piss off that cant be right.
Heathermong is easily the worst poster in /brit/ history
This except instead of Led Zeppelin it’s Black Sabbath.
>>201553397That would be Spainmong. What does heathermong do? Just spam this crao every now and then. Spainmong is here almost all the time, every day.
>>201553278there is at least one seriously paranoid aussie who posts here
Anyone listened to Flotation Toy Warning? What similar band would you recommend?
https://youtu.be/iWYaC5YBaJk
>>201553419FOHMYEG
leftypol swinging a cricket bat at rorkes head for trying to cross the picket line
oh, you're a roke
>>201553446>21poor fella
>>201553423Don’t see anything wrong with this fella. He looks sound
>>201553423jfk was a retarded nepobaby pussyhound
>>201553506zombie.....good tune..
>>201553534I’m Irish.
>>201553264*opens calculator app**multiply number of shares held by big number**smile for a second and then feel sad it isn't that number*
diarsepoora
>>201553508this fella has ancestors who fought in rorke's drift
>>201553534Do you have brain damage?
>>201553585God forbid I have some empathy for people. Hopefully you’ll grow up someday
i chose a meme degree and have no job prospects beyond my current job as basically an office administrator and i now have to choose if i wanna go back to school to get a real degree or just kmswhat do i do /brit/? i honestly just want to be able to even leave my city. i have about $8k saved
pajeets keep ringing my cellphone and asking me to give money to charity
Thinking of hiring a pro this weekend to hold me and tell me how amazing I am and that she loves me.
>>201553640Alri Holden.
>>201553636oh yea and my gf of 3.5 years just left me
is it like a bot or somethinghow can someone be obsessed enough to continuously post this stuff on a daily basis
hope you've all received your starmergf in the post
>>201553663They are people though. You’re absolutely fucked in the head
peepoople
>>201553649If you've been with her for nearly 4 years, she's an old hag by now. She left you out of a courtesy, so you could find someone younger.
there are 46 areas within England, Wales, and NI that have been designated as Areas of Outstanding Beautynotice anything?
>>201553738Unsurprisingly, Blackpool is not highlighted.
Who let the wogs out?(Poo poo poo poo)
Witnessing some spamming/flooding
Just learned about leftypol.orgNever gonna use 4chan again.
that baby is beautifulget a grip
>>201553841Nevermind. They are too much data heavy.
>>201552228kys
sprouts cauliflower cheese and turkey loaf for tea
Listening to Slayer
Toil soon but off tomorrow and I finish at 11:00 am so get in. Feeling really tired now though.
>>201554080>Feeling really tired now though.Nngh baby you're gonna be so strong?If you stop being a pussy?And telling silly lies on /brit/? Omg
should i jerk off my penis haha
>>201554132Don't understand what you're trying to say.
its currently 5am in the uk and heathermong has been spamming for at least 10 hours
>>201554132women who look like this literally go to hell
>>201554132i MUST start lifting harder
why is it that whenever a new genre of music was being pioneered they always mentioned the genre of music they were playingcouldn't get rock and roll musicians in the 50s to shut up about how they were "rocking and rolling" in every second songalso, early rappers talking about how they're "rapping" or "hip hopping" and punk rockers talking about how they're oh so "punk rock"like yeah we get it mate you don't have to sell what you're about so hard for gods sake
>>201554159u must b spackd den
lean beef spackhead
mental how this is genetically a man
>>201554132isn't this girl only 5'1? Manlet energy.
Yeah that's a really interesting view you have mate *walks away sniggering*
what the fuck is this then
>>201553141kys
>>201554290Left is Rochester. Right is Jane Eyre.Mystery solved.
>>201553638kek
oh dear oh dear
>>201554338Not pictured: me.
>>201554290>has a 7 years old daughterwhy can't ESLs ever seem to get this right?it's 7 YEAR old daughter, there is no fucking pluralisation in this contextstupid foreign devils
>>201554361she wrote 17 but you wrote 7glaring mistake on your part, I'd wait until the next thread to start posting again
always get liam gallagher and pete doherty mixed up
>>201554378to be fair if that is in fact supposed to be a 1 then she draws them weird
>>201554338invasion
>>201554378>>201554378To be fair if his daughter were 17, he wouldn't need to meet girls in chatrooms; he should be hitting on his daughter's friends.
rolling a blunt
>>201554384but liam gallagher looks normal (albeit with a stupid haircut) and pete doherty looks like someome bred a frog with a marshmallow
>>201554420what the hell are you talking about you paki bastard?
>>201554378>she wrote 17did she?also he's still correct, it's year old not years old when you're creating a nominalized adjective (adjective used as a noun)i am 21 years oldhe is a 21-year old its a little finnicky and i dont think most native english speakers even understand the difference on ana academic level but its a really, really common ESL mistake and its annoying to the ears
Emma Watson’s noxious farts.
got accosted by some pajeet preaching to me about jesus and i was in a bit of a lonely mood so i indulged him for a bit and then he gave me a pamphlet about how he turned to jesus but i could barely read it because every single word in it was misspelled
>liam gallagher looks normal
>>201554457thank you for articulating my point better than i couldi take it you're the original subjunctive mood lad? i've been borrowing your gimmick for the past couple of years, big fan of your work
>>201554457don't make a scene
>>201554489Fuck off with your spam.
>>201554475yes, with a stupid haircut as i said, how much clarification do you need?
someone make a real new before we're railroaded into that one
>>201554482no and that subjunctive mood 'gimmick' is retarded and the original guy was an arsehole once watched him sperg out at a brit who said a family member hung himself by saying it was hanged and then try to get into an argument with the poor fella when he told him to fuck off also being a retarded grammar nazi isnt the same as explaining something to ESLs when they dont understand the point and i dont take kindly to being likened to you
>>201554519well i suppose it's been said that you should never meet your heroes
>>201554513here>>201554533>>201554533>>201554533
alright shall we finish this thread then?
What the fuck are you all doing
Alri
i TOLD you not to use the schizo thread, didn't i warn you?no one listens to old bruce no matter how wise his counsel, no matter how just his indignationyou people take us antipodeans for comic relief chumps but we are the lifeblood of this general
>>201555559opne up nigga im going to fart in your mouth
>opne up
4 days left of toil before I quit4 days, lads, 4 daysCant come soon enough
