braleyg edihs
poor spainers wife left him the second her british passport dropped through the letterbox
>>201571615Remember his whole guff about 'working abroad' for the civil service lol? What a load of fucking wank. He is genuinely deranged
might stick the Henry up my arse and see if I can unconstipate myself
Asinine soliloquies, shouting into the void
Whats laws are there in regards to me setting up my downstairs and garden as an unlicensed pub? No signs out front i'll just let it be spread about via word of mouth. If the police turn up I tell them its a party and they can fuck off. I own my house. Its only a small terrace but I could set up the front room like a traditional cosy pub and get a dozen people in there. Turn my kitchen into a bar and have half a dozen stools and another few tables for half a dozen or so people. The garden is small maybe 25sqm but its mostly paved and it gets afternoon sun. Maybe have fold out chairs for people to sit out in the field behind. Get the old outside toilet in working order. I could sell booze, ciggies and snacks. I reckon id stock pint size tins of John Smith, Kronenbourg, Stella, etc. Chilled and poured into a pint glass for 3 quid each or £10 for 4. Get some aldi wine for the birds £2 a glass or a large for £3.50. Whisky, bourbon, rum, gin, and tequila for £2.50 a shot or £4 for a double. Can of coke or lemonade mixers for a quid. Get a blender or slushie machine and do a house cocktail. Mojitos or whatever and charge a fiver. Sell ciggies for £10 a pack or £1 for a loose ciggie (I buy them for £40 a sleeve duty free). Crisps or pork crackling for £1 a packet. No taxes, no drugs, no children. Open from 5pm-9pm on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and 2pm-10pm on Saturday, and 1pm till 6pm on a Sunday. I'd only need to work 25 hours a week excluding doing a booze run in the morning before opening and a tidy up after so call it 30 hours. I reckon I could make a fortune. Dunno why more people aren't doing it.
still in bed at almost half past 4 in the afternoongot no reason for living you see
>>201571671takes about 30 seconds to unravel his shtick
Wouldn't mind one of these in a pub garden with a nice pint desu
>>201571715Only once woke up at like 4 during a NEET period was so disgusted myself and never let it happen again
>>201571704PARKLIFE!
>>201571702the /brit/ spirit
>>201571610
Why is British food so bad while your neighbor French food is so good?
>>201571754Screeching
>>201571704saved this all for the new thread and i'm not going to read a word of itthe joker is meeeee
>>201571786UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rorke banned from smoking, paying higher taxes, and his non-ULEZ compliant car has him riding a bicycle everywhere insteadRasheed going down the shisha palace every night, committing benefit fraud, and driving a brand new M4
>>201571786bon français
>>201571786post one french dish
Imagine going on holiday with your wife and having to bring your 30 something year old son with you so you can't even shag her loudly in the hotel room.Grim grim grim grim GRIM.
>>201571790
I ignore all tripfags/personalities and all discussion of them.
get little girls stabbed, get the wogs on the raping, get free houses and hotels cleaned and prepared, get the English arrested
>>201571851until now, for some reason
somewhat regret not drinking despite it being a thursday night with toil on the morrow
>when he starts talking about politics
prelapsarian curiosity meat
>>201571870it's spainmongignore him
>>201571754https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Laut%C3%A4u%C3%9Ferung_Kaninchen.flac
remember kendra sunderland
came to the profound, original conclusion that oasis is the last stand of implicit white british identity
>>201571823
>>201571889they're irish diaspora
what happened to that linking park countdown?
>>201571870I’m not discussing them, I’m discussing my ignorance of them.
>>201571881yeah, quite fondly
>>201571880
>>201571811cared enough to reply
>>201571902
>>201571902Crock de shite
Why are they called thread “personalities”? Doesn’t make any sense. They’re all boring.It’s like calling me the thread genius
>>201571902la merde d'Emma
why is he posting these ugly shite paintings then?
>>201571939>It’s like calling me the thread geniusThat’d be ironic because you’re a moron
>>201571786french food isn't that good, italian is far better, i'd even go for some bratwurst over it
nth for the baddiedem
>>201571951report and ignore spamming/flooding
>>201571790corr i love seeing girls pissingnever seen one pissing on herself beforemight have a new fetish there lad
waiting to receive an invite to a private telegram group
>>201571951for avatar usage purposes I'm guessing
>>201571951impossible to tell whats going on in gingernonce's brain
>>201571939Got lines on your frog there pal
>>201571992‘
>>201571613british come join eu4 game
pooing out a shit
>>201571966shite bait
Brits be like "I'm goin' on oliday, luv."Yeah? What's the holiday celebrating? The loss of the empire?
>>201571969for posting a painting?
>>201571966Yes. That was the joke. Thanks yank. Lovely to have you here as always
Got a raging boner under my desk no one in the office knows about.
Which poster gives you the biggest ick? It's definitely gingerpedo for me. Mousey is at least endearing.
Love the smell of diesel in the summer air, something about it
>>201571881she made me gay
>>201572035hard at work, eh
>>201572035*wanks you off with my feet from the other side of the table*
>>201572022That’s us done and dusted
>>201572016iyi aksamlar efendi
>>201572022m8 at least they won at least one war against Afghanistan in their heyday.
frogwog on a boring one
>>201572044Vin?
get the poo scranned
>>201572022
weird number of girls on the escort sites who make mention of how they're super educated and have a masters degree or whateverdidn't realise student loans were that bad you have to sell yourself to sleazy old men and autists like me to pay them off
>>201572039who the fuck are theywhy do people keep makimg up random personalities
>>201572039we were just talking about doing away with this behavior for the betterment of the thread
thought i'd OD'd on the opioids and was going to die earlier there
All I want in life is to never do a hard days work, have everything I want given to me, and have a big titty Japanese maid who wanks me off in the bath.Is that too much to ask for?
descranning a gay wog poo
rorke
parents watching shorts on full volume in the kitchen
I'm SoloI'm Han SoloHan SoloHan SoloSolo
>>201572065We don't lose wars. We just rage quit them because the other side was cheating.
>>201572136least lazy 4chan member
You can choose betweenreceiving a million dollars every year for the rest of your life (adjusted for inflation)or being extremely attractive to women, to the point of being able to shag a different bird every week if you wanted to
>>201572156genuinely mental how if he was 17 years old and 364 days old he'd be treated very differently
>>201572173stopped watching about hafway through as I expected a goblin or something to pop out of the hole and give me a spook
>>201572156me except I'll still be shouting that at 38
neighbours bratty daughters out in their garden making noise again
>>201572203obviously the second
>>201572156>18Clearly not a child
>>201572209you're half right
Just don't think it should be illegal, that's all
>>201572203the former, bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks yall
>>201572203>First you get the money>Then you get the power>Then you get the women
>>201572222ugh ought to show them what’s what- a bit of a spanking!
>>201572203obviously the first
>>201572222get a pic
consider my bollocks
>>201572203could sling my wilbert up a lot of escorts for a mil a year
>>201572016still got 1400 tabs to clear before I can play games, euros and olympics have fucked up my archiving habit so bad
accidentally fat fingered my way to broadcasting my youtube to the living room tv when i was watching asmr last night and now any time my housemate's within 2 feet of me she starts whispering to wind me up fs
Practicing tai chi in my SCB
>>201572203first option gives you both
>>201572222
>>201572156This young man has been in care from the age of 2, and was living in a homeless hostel when he joined the riot.The group of 30 that he joined was confronted by a group of 60 pakis.I wonder how many of each group were arrested, and if any of the latter had "racially motivated" tacked onto their charges.
>>201572312she fit? reckon she’s ever had a bbc inside her?
>>201572104Never seen that most here just say no black men
bouncing diego’s gorgeous PAWB bubble butt off my cock while he takes a massive poppers hit and groans in pleasure
>>201572016soz l only play hoi4
Two-tier Kier
>>201572230Yeah that's the point you stupid fucking retard
>>201572317
>>201572361
>>201572156the rwandan man who murdered several children couldn't have his image released because he was 20 days younger than this lad. mental.
How come ugly people make the best music?
>>201572358is that because of cheeky rapes or their bbcs are too big to handle?
>>201572362VVVVVVVVVVVGH
>>201572380What game is this
>>201572372Brave
>>201572380
>>201572406if that were true, you'd be the next mozart
>>201572338Diego quickly forgetting Jesus' teachings and saying "no mercy for de white oppressor!"
>>201572452
>>201572411Rapes obviously women not like big dicks is a myth
>>201572452looool packed him up in a box and shipped that cunt to China
>>201572372
kissing diego’s leather choker and squeezing his ass through his jeans after buying him a drink at the gay bar
Might move to China.
deport them all, every last one of themracists, that is
>>201572445What game is this?
didn't shake my knob and now i've got wet boxers
>>201572452sent that cunt into the stratosphere
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1724937005997214.webmcan i get the /brit/ish opinion on this
fuck sake Ukraine have managed to lose an f-16 already, why does the west keep giving these mongloid slavic apes giga military hardware just for them to fuck it
I'm actually genuinely gay and have bottomed several times now, and there is no pleasure like it.
Remember Flobots?
>>201572480Good episode of Malcolm in the Middle that
>>201572523bet they smell lush x
>>201572518
diego watching female pov porn
>>201572445she looks like that mr beast tranny
Skyr Farmer
>>201572568settle down maverick
>>201572568>f-16>giga military hardware
>>201572568cause this is like the avengers movie where all the good guys team up to take down the big bad russia
>>201572571i dunno, never been bummed but ive done coke and that's pretty good (for a bit)
>>201572562Mad how they’re doing that weird 3 finger grip and have it at a super close angle but still doesn’t look that big
got my first homework in uni
>>201572338know a little shit, the defence the adults who encouraged his behaviour was he's "only 15". then going by that metric I turned my frustrations against the group he was under for not disciplining his bad behaviour, and then they asked why I was angry at them??
>>201572600bloody well done lad
>>201572562Don't really like her face and cant see enough of her body besides obviously her cock and ewy gooey cum (not good (the cum I mean the cock's just normal))
>>201572358was reading google reviews for a brothel i've been to and there are a lot people with indian names complaining about how the staff and girls there are racist, screaming
>>201572203first obviously you can do a load of shagging with £1m a year coming in AND have a nice place to live, big luxury holidays, nice cars, not have to toil for a living
>>201572593What’s it called
>>201572571ever done a big poo?
>>201572571I stuck the handle of a brush up my bum while wanking and my coom was like three times as strong and my thighs started twitching
>her cock
>>201572523hate when you're washing your hands and you feel more piss coming out
Just seen a tinder notification on mums phone. It’s over
You meet a celebrity you really like in the street. You stop them and ask them for a photo. They oblige. How do you pose for the photo?Do you just stand there and smile, what do you do with your hands? Do you throw up some sort of gesture like a 'thumbs up' or 'peace sign', or do you hold you hands in a fist by your waist? Do you even go for an over-the-shoulder grab? What do you do?
>>201572673vr kanojo
>>201572666probably from several ruined orgasms.
Actually can't get over how Starmer is turning out to be precisely what rorke said he would be and moreGenuinely thought Labour were going to be betterThis will be one of the most unpopular governments of all time and all the tories have to do is get a solid no-nonsense frontman like David Davis in charge to win again
Hate when you're pissing on your hands and you have to wipe them on your jeans
>>201572714Dadberg on his black man catfish account
>>201572714corr giz a link
>>201572714I'll take good care of her x by the way which toothbrush is yours?
>>201572358they sometimes say 'lntelligent and good conversation' which could mean anything
>>201572747means no black men
>>201572568>f-16>giga military hardwareIt's 30 year old technology
the average tory voter
My marbles. I've just lost them.
rimming diego for an hour in his flat while his tiny clitty drips pre on the bedsheets and he’s taking a video on Snapchat with the dog ears filter
>>201572791
>>201572730the good labour was corbyn, but we collectively arsed that up
>>201572774-the point--your head-
business idea that i'm going to pitch to andrew tate: big willy university
>>201572778You lost your marbles a looong time ago you bizarre little freak.
>>201572690can i do this but with a chopstick or maybe a fork?
>>201572791This is too specific
>>201572362hoi2 was so much better its unreal
>>201572826looks shite
Not a single fucking you.Fuck off, the lot of you.
>>201572791corr stop I'm getting a proper rod on lol
>>201572843Yeah cos HOI4 looks AMAZING
>>201572866it does yeah
Business idea: Everyone leaves me alone and shuts the fuck up for once in my god damn life
>>201572778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2CX0hezNlw
>>201572808Sounds promising
Mad how the Irish complain that the immigrants they're getting can't speak English.
What a fucking bore you cunts are
When did the lie that black men have massive willardbergs start?
>>201572774try closer to 50
>>201572843its about gameplay not graphics
anime (1980s)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAq6iSRo0YA
Getting raped
>>201572806Appreciate your concession
This Diego posting is nostalgic because I used to be a proper promiscuous bender before Christ healed me.
Staying in the shower for 2 hours trying to scrub the shame and self loathing off my body
>>201572826hoi games are obfuscation for the sake of obfuscation even for parashart games. same with vic2. it's just not fun having to crawl through the archaic ui that lies to you and you have to dig up fourm posts and wiki pages of novels of explanation on a simple number or modifier.
>>201572962good lad, get it down ye
>>201572979hoi4 streamlines a lot of that
order now
>>201572965holy zelenskyy i've been pwned.! xD
Getting blacked up the shite pipe
>>201572973how? isn't he still in heaven
>>201572979shur yp you stumpfid cumt
>>201573012slop
>>201571704isnt that known as a speakeasy or is that an americanism
>>201573001i gathered. i reckon vic3 is the same way, though i've heard mixed reviews about it.
sliding down diego’s tight pink CK’s, popping out his plug and reaching round to put it in his mouth before I penetrate him raw
>>201573033kinoslop
just found out that australia has the highest cancer rate in the world, and new zealand is secondwhat is up with this particular corner of the globe that's so toxic? particularly with new zealand, i know the australian sun doesn't fuck around but what's their excuse?
>>201572945
rorke dying
>>201573078all that sun cooking your dome
piping diego's fat, hairy arse while 'apple' by charlie xcx plays in the background
>>201573078Doing the haka too much causes you to develop cancer from cringe.
rorke atrophying
remember 20 years ago when kfc used to give you vienetta ice cream with the big bucket meals corrrr
>>201573078I think it is due to massive amounts of skin cancer because of the sun
>>201573078heard new zealand shares the same sun as you do
diego’s bussy making that mac and cheese squelching sound as my balls slap against his pink shaven sack
Deleted Uber eats and Deliveroo from my phoneNot hidden, that's rightDeleted
>>201573078unironically because the sun is too spicy for white people
>>201573157new zealand is cloudy temperate rainforest kino whereas 95% of Australia is hell on earth
unzipped my jeans and my arse flew away
>>201573197good, fuck that slop
>>201573184stop posting
my poo is overdosing oh my god
I have never ever used Uber eats or Deliveroo or anything like thatnever will either
>>201573184ffs you're giving me a stiffy lol stop it
>>201573209find this hard to believe coming from a lardarse like you
>>201573209next jeans?
>>201573260didn't know you were into that deegz mate
BREAKINGRunescape membership price changes in September due to global inflation>>201571667Dont think he ever had one :/
BPD ball drainer on the chase, seat 2
>>201573216Lady on the right is lovely. Effortless aristocratic beauty. Much better than the horrendous slags I see posted on this site
omds rorkehttps://youtube.com/shorts/1NIOLzbH5Yw
>>201573302how much is a gf these days
>>201573125>>201573156>>201573198yes i already explained that i'm aware of that for pete's sake>>201573157do they though
I yield! I yield!
>>201571671>>201571722Done that slimy bellend!
>>201573302nobody has ever lied on the internet toby
>>201573257I've done it under 5 times when I got significant coupons. Way too pricey + immoral industry
>>201573302>no granfather rates for 12 month premium subsrobbing bastards
flushing myself down the toilet after a poo
Xbox did it last month with gamepass.The world is changing.
any /undiagnosed_ADHD/ man in?
should i get into runescape
>>201573403Remember when it was £3
>>201573302glad i quit this trash heap game
England for the English.
>>201573412more like poonscape
>>201573412egg
>>201573323then why did you ask you utter twat
>>201573403Canceling mine this month
just became a pro lapser
finishing too fast inside diego and hurrying out of his flat embarrassed opening grindr in the cab to apologise and he’s already blocked me
try not to reach through the screen and grab my delicious posts
choice:simmy cardsORrunescape membershipyou must choose wisely
>>201573429i was asking about new zealand dipshit
Do they use chopsticks to eat chips in the Orient?
>One of the reasons for the pricing change is to account for currency fluctuations since our last price update. These fluctuations are why the changes vary from currency to currency, with some currencies even receiving a price reduction.How do i exploit this
>>201573412depends what you want out of it.casual cookie-clicker esque experience that's more or less a glorified chat room - why not.try hard end game pve content - don't bother. you'll get bored very quickly. pvp content - you'll be leagues behind anyone who's been practicing for years but it's actually fun once you get confidedent on the f-keys and gear switching.
>>201573474same fucking answer
>>201573503surprisingly competent post
poo elves up my arse
really don't want to have my 5th wank of the day but got this vid of a bbw getting rammed by a bbc that i'm drooling over
bare peng thread just then lads
>>201573504no it isn't, new zealand isn't called the land of the long white cloud for nothing, there's no chance that the sun there is that strong
>>201573412i got back into it at the start of the year and love it, about 600 hours in. i got my missis playing haha x
Any plans for this evening to stave away the boredom lads
>>201573475plefel not to sey
>>201573540Nicotine pouch and a book
seppooko
>>201573535people go to aus, get damage/cancer then go back, and aus people move to nz
Slayer task - Kill 200 poo elves
>>201573471diego’s pink cock rage rattling and slapping on my belly as he rides me cowgirl with his head tossed back moaning in ecstasy
might get my arse out
Thread really is total shit at this time of day
>>201573521i've played more than i want to admit on both versions of the game.
>>201573666
you ever look at pure randoms' instagram accounts? like go to the comments of a big post, pick out a random person, then go through their pics and try to piece together their life, relationships, etc.?
>>201573577i see, it's quite apparent you don't know what you're talking about, you may shut up and go away now
Consider it scranned
freaky bedroom in his virgin smelly
>>201573650I accept your concession
>>201573666.
>>201573647c-c-c-combo breaker
diego telling me he only plays safe snd isnt on preptelling him thats fine and stealthing him anyway
your dogshit zingeris not worth saving
Had a dream I went back in time
>>201573647i had to get rid of insta because it was immediate access to porn
>>201573063Yeah I suppose its a speakeasy. According to google its called a Shebeen in some places and a sly-grog shop in Australia. But i'd just like it to be a traditional English pub. Just a cosy spot for a chat and a few pints after work free from government interference, taxes, and foreigners.
come on, newchop chop
Make webm the next OP
>>201573732>>201573732>>201573732>>201573732
>>201573225I still get slop but it is supermarket bought or I actually travel to the slop merchant myselfJust started to feel like such a lazy cunt getting pissed and then summoning an indian on a bike to deliver KFC to me
its called runescape because you have to run, escape away from how boring it is
