/brit/ edition
the new? more like the poo
it just had to be you didnt it
You meet a celebrity you really like in the street. You stop them and ask them for a photo. They oblige.How do you pose for the photo?Do you just stand there and smile, what do you do with your hands? Do you throw up some sort of gesture like a 'thumbs up' or 'peace sign', or do you hold you hands in a fist by your waist? Do you even go for an over-the-shoulder grab?What do you do?
currently reading
to go on from my previous entry into this talk page, https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Blood_money is also a currency, and lists the item as being worth '1 Coin' - but, the main difference between Coins and Blood Money is that, you can purchase these from an NPC (for 1 Coin each). It is for this reason that Blood Money is so in-fact worth a coin each. To further back up my argument for this change, and to prove that Gold Coins should be listed, valued at '0' coins for value in the sidebar, see any of the other currencies listed at the bottom of either of these (or any of the pages for) currencies.You cannot divide by 0, but you can, with 1. If Gold Coins had a value of '1' then I would be able to double my coins with the other players promising to do so, getting my 1 GP-per-Gold Coin back out from them! While it is in reality that, they do just simply log out of of the time (in testing)! That is why I included that part in my list of testing, but please let me know if you have other tests done to find the value of Gold Coins.But I promise you that it is '0'.
Always have trouble with me vyvanse appointments lads. When will they stop meeting with me and just hand over the cheeky amphetamines
/brit/ do be kinda /brat/
hope catberg doesn't shit next to his litterbox instead of in it again
watching a cuckold sessions video where joanna angel makes the actor playing the cuck go in a dog cage while she fucks the pornographic black
>>201573774i think bob mortimer might be the only celebrity id like to meet
I wish the turks stayed on the steppe lads...
>>201573792>Watch out hes having a meltySCREAMING
why are blacks so af-f-f-fraid uh g-gg-ghosts, lads?
If my cat could talk it would just ask for food 24/7.
diego’s beady black eyes rolling back in his head as my 9 incher hammers his cum button while grabbing him by the ankles
mental, insane even
>>201573813spent months trying to get on it, was on it for about 6 months and then they decided to revoke my prescription for no reason, fuck that shit it's not worth the hassle
A /brit/ concensus is needed: Are they called FILMS or MOVIES?
wonder if i may download the settlers 3 and play it
making a sausage ragu
lasagne for tea x
None of those posts were worth saving
>>201573839ive seen a ghost and he wasnt even scary
>>201573859I use both Mainly movies
>>201573792screaming
>>201573859either is fine l dont care
>>201573852GrimAlways worried about that, they keep having appointment after appointment with me as if it's never enough.I've just been saving them now just in case anything happens
off to the cinema alone, 'ta!
>>201573859Spaino calls them films I calls them movies
>>201572979hoi2 streamlines a lot of that. you mostly just build provinces and fight wars instead of all that politics and breeding shit
>>201573859they're called flicks
I ain't afraid of no ghost
>>201573792howling
>>201573792
>>201573859That would be an ecumenical matter
strangest place you've ever done a wank?
me? big fan of map painting
wonder how white brits will feel watching wokeslop like This is England in 2070
>>201573859movies = slopfilms = films
>>201573947then play a real map painting game like eu4
diego’s ringpiece tightening around my cock as he cums, sending me over the edge and causing us to collapse into each other in an intense shaking dual orgasm
scranning megaplastics
>>201573932feck off
>>201573835*
>>201573859it depends
>>201573936pizza express toilet
>>201573972whats that like
can you poo over your shoulder like an incontinental soldier?
>>201573859I say movies more but I say film when I’m talking about highbrow cinema
>>201573859I called them pictures.
>>201573936probably railway
>>201573792kek
I don't drink but sometimes when I go to hotels I take the little bottles of booze and stick them up my bum a bit.Always makes me laugh thinking that the next person is going to be drinking them.
>>201573859i just say whichever feels right in the moment, though i generally call them films here incase someone decides to have a go at me since "movie" is apparently an americanism
>>201573986>>201573835would be a shame if we were to fuck all that shit up
>>201573936into my own mouth when i could self-suck
>>201573986don't see the fun in extended timeline outside maybe some shenanigans after a vanila campaign has ended when in a thousand or so years it's just 'hyper blob' vs 'hyper blob'.
>>201573997growing mega breasts
>>201574039Any good C2K playthroughs? Feel like it'd be cosy
>brits don’t enjoy ice hockey
Jews are absolutely mogged by Germans in efficiencyHow is Hans so efficient?
>>201574012only sleazy old hollywood executives who smoke cigars and wear sunglasses indoors call them that
>cant even get junior roles at 27its so over for me
>>201574078cor scrabbit poo bummy
>>201574078some do, my cousin plays ice hockey, my city has a team
pooing in my own arse
>>201574066big fan of playing catholic portugal, growing big, then destroying islam
>>201574090What are your prospects like
>>201574093Splendid post
definitely wasted a lot of money this last monthhere's hoping september will be better x
if jews run hollywood, who runs bollywood?
>>201574090BARTY CROUCH
>>201574124spent it on OF didn't you, little runt
>>201573993This is good reasoning
>>201574131Christians unironically
>>201574131The kshatriya menace
>>201574131poos
>>201574085germans have been killing europeans for thousands of years. lots of practice.
>>201573947luv it, ADORE IT me>>201573963this I got ck3 during the summer sales but can't play cause muh tabs>>201574039omds mongols(nestorian) need to sort that out>>201574052I role play and tag switch
>>201574131bene jews
Japanese fella taking his shoes off before he goes into the petrol station to pay
>>201573732shit tier pic
>>201574131people with no talent, also known as pajeets
looking for a plastererany recommendations
>>201574169Really? I thought they were a persecuted group in India.
>>201574213be a man a do it yourself
eating dog shit
>>201574194
>>201574190warauing whys he done that
kshatriya mentioned
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
wassuuuuh du
>>201574213not done a cum in a week, i'll come round tomorrow
would leave her face like a plasterers radio
>>201574183>>201574066one thing i dislike about the games is you dont get to cause chain reactions like the huns pushing the germans west
>>201574190i do this whenever i use a public toilet
Business ideas: spend every penny I have on lottery tickets if I win I become richif I don't, jump off a bridge
>>201574305howling
>>201574222Not exclusively but a disproportionate amount of actors and directors are Christians. The poor ones are persecuted but a lot of the elites are Christian, usually with a European parent or heavy ties to the west
>>201574325seems like a flawed plan
>>201574343Why's that then?
corrr seeing fit 19 year olds in crop tops and thin cargo pants with fat arses walking past my smelly bedroom, can’t help but to stare and make eye contact when they turn around
>”port” is the left side of the boat. Because “port” and “left” both have 4 letters>starboard is the right side because it’s not the port side>”stern” is the bottom end of the boat. Because I want to be spanked on the bottom by a stern woman>”bow” is the front. Because you lean to the front when you bowSeems easy to remember but I don’t know why they don’t just say front, back, left and right
can't win if you don't play
just bet 150 quid on joshua winning inside 3 rounds against dubois
>>201574376Sailors love they're stupid rules for stuff
>>201574376port is actually larboard THOUGH
might get my tea cookedany lad getting his tea cooked?
Calves too big to swear skinniesThights too thin to wear regularsThe search fie a good pair of trousers continues
>>201574365spending every penny you had on lottery tickets would only increase your chance of winning by a fraction of a percentage, so you're basically guaranteed to lose and die
>>201574439mumbergs on the case
>>201574376Because left and right are relative to which way you are facing so it could be confusing. Port and starboard are absolute terms, thus avoiding confusion.
>>201574439yeah got it in the oven
Don't know what off-side/near-side is on cars. Just say left or right, or at least drivers side/passenger side.Nonsense.
>>201574453do remember to beat her if she doesn't do it promptly
>>201574371this but younger
>>201574376because right could mean either side depending on what way you're facing
>>201574376when boats used steering oars instead of rudders, the steering oar was typically on the right side of the boat (the steer board) and thus the boat also had to moor with the dock on the left side (port)
>>201574449all or nothing innit
>>201574311I start off my extended timelines during the migration period
>>201574376Port, starboard etc. are objective values at the boat levelLeft, right etc. are subjective to the individual saying themThey could have used something like "boat-left" or summat but that would get confusing eventually
>100b NVIDIA loss sparks tech bubble fearPeople have been posting about this happening...
>>201574376> Seems easy to remember but I don’t know why they don’t just say front, back, left and rightAll of these are from your perspective and the “right” side could be the left side of the ship from the opposite POV. I know that you could “fix” these sides but I think distinct names just avoid confusion amongst all languages. I remember reading how English was shit for this but some languages have something built in to refer to sides of an object without it being relative to the observer.
>>201574439might put some sausages on
>>201574476You mean 18 year olds? Right?
>>201574500
>>201574529*jiggles your belly*How many today lad?
>>201574529ktim (kek this is mumberg)
>just spent 3 hours cleaning my keyboard>could've just bought a new one
>>201574587haven't had any yetI'm thinking smashed avo on toast with the sausages halved on top and maybe egg
>>201574648whomst are you quoting
My life is an endless nightmare of posting on /brit/ and waiting for mum to tell me my tea is ready
Now's not the time for fear
the internet would be nothing without autists so fair play
just got my batty seen to
>>201573834Lucky.
setting off on a knightly quest to procure toilet paper and chocolate
Just got home from toil and entered my room and got hit with a strong whiff of vinegar What could it be? Sweat?
Rorkekov
>>201573821Where did the.pom poms go? This lass has the face of a coworker heh
corr the sausage ragu i made is well good
>>201574684ktim I spend all day waiting to go to bed again
>>201574714my sweaty bollocks slathered all over your room and personal belongings
>>201573792Hahahhah
>>201574131>>201574169>>201574222none of you guys know anything about bollywood, it's clear you aren't actually indian MUSLIMS run bollywood. this is for historical reasons. basically acting was seen as low caste behavior when bollywood was first being established so only muslims would become actors. after movies started becoming more popular all the famous actors were already muslim, and this trend continued to the present day (in large part due to crony capitalism in india - most actors come from the same family, the khans) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hindi_film_families
The reason why many Orthodox such as Jay Dyer don't really like Jordan Peterson that much is because Jordan thinks that lots of things in the Bible are only psychological metaphors and not literal reality, like the six day creation in Genesis, which Jordan doesn't want to believe literally because he believes in the Masonic lie of evolution, which Orthodox reject as heresy.Also another reason is because Jordan is a Judaizer/Zionist and Orthodox reject such ideologies.
>>201574739post recipe
>>201574553it's not right lads
it's the muslim benchods saar
I saw a an article showing the claim that blacks are 8x stronger than humans is bullshit, and they're only about 2x strongerand that's p4p, so considering they're manlets they're probably not that strongmost of the people who die from black attacks are weak old women and shitI honestly could to take on a blackhell probably two on a good dayI deadlift 400lb and I weigh 240lb so I'm way stronger than a black, also I train MMA so I could probably grab the fucker's neck and choke the fuck out of himand with his small skull one right hook of mine would pulverize his little black brain
>>201574776ah yes the great empire of E
>>201574753
>>201574776just like real history (if it weren’t for the crusaders)
201574799Copied straight from that chimp thread on /pol/
sort it out
Had a dream I went back in time to possess a lad who fucks his mumShe knew I wasn't him but I still shagged her anywayThen I went outside and got killed by mechs so I had to either reload a save and take 2 reputation points off or restart from the beginning
got arab strap on
might download and install a bunch of mods for skyrim and never play it
>>201574839>I will contact the policeMental how there are still people who believe the police will actually do anything to help. Sort of like finding one of those Japanese soldiers in the jungle still fighting WW2 30 years after it ended.
>>201574839*responds with a shocked face emoji*
alri looks as though the rabble, the filth, the wagies have arrived. Have a good night gentlemen, be well.
>>201574772But also Jay Dyer is fair to Jordan and he points out areas where he agrees with him too.
>>201574896
Should I take th propranolol and duloxetine or just keep scranning Vyvanse lads?
They want to send me back to rehab because I am doing lsd and ketamine again
Sick and tired of people randomly showing up at the door. Fuck off already, would you ever ring ahead.
Looking for bum fun in SW1
nearly out of cigarettesnot good
May fry an omelette and some onions for tea
going for a walk later, ive decided. havent gone on one this week so far.
>>201574775remove sausages from casing, bash up into chunky mince in the pan, and brown off. remove.in same pan (using rendered pork fat) fry off onions, then garlic, then tom purée, then herbs of choice (i went for oregano, thyme, and bay leaves) when ready, chuck in tinned tommies, chicken or pork stock, salt, pepper, and a dash of red wine vinegar. also a bit of sugar depending on how sweet the tommies are. simmer until you think its done. season as appropriate. thats it
>>201574921ketamine was good craic when i tried it
>>201574943Lad, time for a walk. Go out
For me it's starting a Minecraft world then getting bored and starting a new one
>>201574943https://youtu.be/LqiJTgORBLc?si=AAdsduCuK2-pkxmT
>>201574985I did a lot of drugs because they were given to me while at work and I used to do lsd every 3 weeks but I started hallucinating outside trips and it was wild
>>201574997>This is the one
>>201574983where’s the fucking ragú you mong
>>201575033
Might play civ 6 on the easiest difficulty
if you cook unironically you're gay
>>201574983thank you, I will try this
>>201575058ragus a pasta that flat one
>>201574753Why the hell would a yank or any sane white man take any interest in bollywood?
anyone got a good tomato sauce recipe that i can use for bolognese
l only cook ironically
>>201575081that's pappardelle you fucking cretin
>>201574980alri me
>>201575069thankfully i only cook ironically
>>201575085tinned tomatoestomoato pureeonionsgarlic herbsred wine
>>201574804it's Rome lad>>201574811a great shame the Catholics fucked things over for Rome
>>201575026Also I did lsd for some reason though there was parasites in my skin so I tried to remove them with a sewing needle and a lighter
>>201575085literally just get a can of it, nobody bothers to make it from scratch
All the good posters have leftBunch of barbarians squatting in the ruins of /brit/
The 'knd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXBcwyMUrcU
>>201575174im still here
>>201575151i do because it's basically six ingredients and it tastes better than a jar
>ck2Paedo alert!
>>201575126>red winenot buying a bottle of wine just for sauce, it'd cost more than the rest of the ingredients. any alternative, balsamic vinegar maybe?
UK? more like Poo Gay hahaBritain? more like Shitain haha
>>201575114baited
>>201575081Old mate LITERALLY showed you the dictionary definition you absolute mongoloid
>>201575195I'm telling lloyd grossman about this
>>201575213surely you can get a bottle of cheap red wine for like 5 squid
>>201575220
>>201575220Hey 190
was looking through some old text messages from 2018 and I sent some right rorke messages to a radio station. doubt they ever read them out on air haha
it happened again
>>201575235always thought he looked like a noncimus maximus
>>201575213you can buy little 180ml bottles otherwise just omit it. wont taste as good however
me at leftypols funeral
>>201574776bit late but whatevs
australia? more like pozgaylia
the lads
>>201573732I hate how child services in America is useless because they did nothing
>>201575257can't believe people are still talking about that dickhead, he left /brit/ 5 years ago out of embarrassment when his advances were rebuffed by that commie slag, remember?though i wouldn't put it past him to still be here posting anonymously and talking about himself *eyes you up with suspicion*
>>201575328im the 2nd one
>>2015753392021 isn't 5 years ago
that's tea scranned. hopefully soaks up some of the enormous amount of booze ive supped.
>>20157527611 is pretty fucking weird
Bought weird ecological farm eggs. Bread dough won't brown properly from them, neither will an omelette hold together.Never seen it before with eggs.
not drinking enough water as of late
>>201575370grim alchy freak
>>201575370>drinking yourself on a thursday
>>201575284sex>>201575328luv the mandem, repping my coat of arms x
>>201575381piss smells like rice crispies right?
>>201575084missing out on kino
>>201575377bug eggs
>>201575385>>201575388fuck off im on annual leave
>>201575365could've sworn it was 2019 he fucked off
Some Asian girl goes to my gym and has a hinge account sadly I am ugly and probably doesn't want someone who tries to cope with wanting to do drugs again by lifting
>getting weird chest pains on my left side after drinking>not very painful honestly but still concerningI'm worried lads
Crazy how all rich people act as tribal clannish groups and middle class run around in nuclear families or as individuals berating each other for not working hard enough utter mongs playing the game without even knowing the rules
me and dadberg
>>201575377>thinking eggs are what helps baked goods to brown>putting eggs in bread at all (unless it’s a sweet dough)maaate
>>201575432>>201575377>eggs>bread190 you mong
>>201575450Shouldn’t have got the vax. We did warn you.
>>201575450does it hurt to swallow when you're eating? could just be acid reflux, i get that as well for a day or two after hitting the piss hard
>>201575486the underclass and tarqs regularly do shady shit and bend the rules it’s only the working to middle class cucks that actually obey the law and think “working hard” matters
is a man not entitled to the sweat on his sausage
>>201575490I put the egg (beaten) on top of course, with a brush because I make flat bread in an oven
how does one survive pedo accusations?
>>201575450basic acid reflux lad everyone gets it as they get olderyeah it's shite but at least it helps us drink less
had a wank to that lad’s posts about shagging diego earlier and now I feel so disgusted and ashamed with myself
one of rorkes heroes
>>201575450if there’s no other physical or mental symptoms it’s likely just gas
>>201575542>>201575603nah, just get this weird pain every now and then that comes and goes, it's that far to the left that it can't be acid reflux. it's like below my nipple
My grandpa told me I am a disgrace to people with polish heritage because I do drugs and want to be a trade worker. He said polish people all work hard and are industrious
>>201575619White moment!
:/
>>201575396goodboy mongol points, liao dynasty are mongols too but are weird buddhists ruling china
>>201575591Fucking hell Swedish cuisine is so nasty. I swear we don’t deserve half the banter we get from foreigners about our food when there are countries like yours knocking about eating rotten fish and weird flat bread with beaten eggs brushed ontop
been off the 'aki slop since the start of the year, just had a box of chips and mixed meat from the chipper earlier and now I feel awful with some headaches, mad how shit this food is and fat cunts pile this in every week
>>201575660Doing drugs and working in a trade seems pretty polish.
>>201575667do you have a smart watch?
>>201575704No. Never saw the point in them
>>201575701been trying to eat betterhad a subway the other week and within an hour was doing the nastiest, grimmest shite i can remember since my runtslop days
Nymphette in the creek startled at your presence, you dare take the plunge in with her?
>>201575679we'll pick up weird Christianity
rorke apopleptic for some reason
>>201575728so the phone just tracks your steps? how accurate is it?
>>201575746get her in the fucking bin
>>201575746can we see it?
>>201575746honk if thatchers deid
>>201575746Swear he's doing everything possible to wind up native brits
>>201575746wonder does he find it unsettling to think he sleeps in the same room kwasi slung his elephant tusk up liz and emptied jungle juice from his mango bollocks over her face
everyone who voted labour must feel like an utter cunt right now lmao
>>201575803Corr
>>201575761Fairly accurate. You got a nokia 3310 or something lad?
Had a guy actually try to follow me yesterdayI just chortled and moved on
Why's Keir got an approval rating of -26?Every new government in every fucking country always gets a boost in popularity in their earliest days.Even Drumpf did.Why is the honeymoon period over before it even began?
>>201575852no, i just assumed you needed a watch for fitness tracking
>>201575734sounds like an exaggeration but it's actually real, it's just so hard to notice when you are used to eating it. need a long period of abstaining from slop.
Why is everyone dying from dementia lads it's so scary I don't want it
>>201575872because they've come in and just said everything is going to get worse and there's nothing that we, the government, can do about it
ON THE VERGE
went fucking mental for spam recently lads dunno what’s got into me
>>201575619I kneel to the King
>>201575872throwing a load of British people in prison 2 weeks in was possibly a misstep
>>201575740map painting galore
>>201575872Because everyone was on the copium that Sir Mossball Starmer was just "trying to be electable to win" but it turns out he really is just a Tory
My savings/investments have reached over 100k lads.Cash ISA: 53.5kLifetime ISA: 3.5kStocks and Shares ISA: 7kBonds: 22kPension: 12kCurrent Account/Cash: 3kPretty chuffed tbqh.I live at home but I earn below the average wage. I just save a lot. I'm earning more now than the last few years, so I'm hopefully with a few more years of intense savings, I'll be able to buy a flat around 2029. I've only just started with the Lifetime ISA.I'm convinced this is the only way to actually get wealth these days.
>>201575872Mental how when you do things that are unpopular you become unpopular.
>>201575872He’s been in office like six weeks now, he did have a honeymoon period during the Euros and everything and people were relieved the Tories were gone and everything But since Southport he’s absolutely shit the bed and is just pissing everyone off, Rorke and Leftypol, rich and poor, white and nonwhite. Quite amusing really
>>201575991Wow congrats want a medal?
>>201575660t. ivan tzczcrzckwicz
>>201575991booorrriiiiing *yawns*
>>201576021Quite amusing is it?*shags your arse*How about that? Was that amusing?
>>201575991where do you learn to do this mate
>>201575991good for you ladCash ISAs are utterly worthless though and a waste of time>b-but it's tax freea little bit of self assessment tax return on HMRC trumps the pathetic returns you get through that shit. Slightly less work I guess though.Just utterly perplexing your S&S ISA is so small in comparison
>>201575702>>201576069My last name is nowak
>>201576147Just be a miser.
>>201576180wow helpful thanks mate
Imagine earning below average wage and having 100k in savings. Must be the most boring bastard in the country.
>>201576156Tax avoidance is a crime mate
>>201576229*avoision
rich in wisdom me
>>201576228Nah I'm pretty cultured, I just don't waste money.
>>201575968needed to roleplay the 4th crusade somehow
>>201576256*aversion
>>201576156It's because I never knew about investing until 2 years ago.
>>201575991wait, you can have multiple ISAs?
>>201576349You just can't exceed 20k/yr.You can put up to 4k in a Lifetime ISA (goes towards a first house) which is guaranteed 25%/yr (a free 1k basically but can ONLY go on your first home)Cash ISA (meagre returns)Stocks and Shares ISA (which is by far the most common and is based in equity/bonds)All mustn't crack the 20k limit though, otherwise tax comes in.
alright, come on new thread choppy chop
>>201576202If you want a serious answer.You need to basically save as much as possible while reducing spending as much as possible. I'm not a complete miser since I do spend decent money when it comes to gaming, food and other things I like, but in general, just avoid wasting money on cars, alcohol, subscriptions, holidays etc.
>>201576408>You just can't exceed 20k/yrin total, or per year?
>>201576432>>201576432>>201576432
>>201576408>Stocks and Shares ISA (which is by far the most commonNo it isn't https://www.finder.com/uk/share-trading/stocks-and-shares-isa-statistics
I grow weary of /brit/
>>201576442per year of course every April 6th you can put in another 20 bags
