First for goth rock.

I would like some milk from the milkmans wifes tits

>>201576856 trust you'll notice a difference if you stop for a week

I knew a guy who can never return to the states because he has an arrest warrant and nearly half a million dollars of debt for crashing his car into a power transformer while drunk.

>>201577143
>stop for a week
I’ve done this by accident probably dozens of times, and I’d guess most people who aren’t compulsive masturbators do as well. It makes no difference. You’re getting a placebo effect from stuff you’ve read about no fap. It feels good to set a goal and achieve it.

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goth thread

The benefits of quitting fapping are there but I think they're far outweighed by the more noticeable benefits of quitting porn

>>201577260
>never return
there’s the statue of limitations for everything but murder and kidnapping, and if a debt can’t be collected it gets discharged (though it remains on someone’s credit report).

He can go back in, like, 7 years from the time of the offence

>>201577338
this. nofap is a literal cult.

>>201577399
Bet she has nice pale feet with long toes

>>201577461
Only coomer addicts take the criticism this far
To transcend the desire to coom is an objectively good thing.

>>201577454
I doubt that's the whole story otherwise people would just hide for 7 years to clear millions of debt and that's practically unprecedented

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>>201577338
i think nofap is mostly bullshit though and i still notice a bit of a difference

>>201577490
I don't know man
Imagine having your dainty toes stuffed into doc martens for hours a day

>>201577495
a lot of it is just cope for people who can't admit they have ruined their sex drive and hormone balance through their own lifestyle choices and blame a certain symptom for it. Having sex 4-7 times a week is normal, holding your nut for months isn't.

>>201577659
What lifestyle choices?
Even if this is true, exercising restraint over this symptom would still be a good thing
Fapping is not having sex, I don't know why youre bring sex up.

>>201577587
It is a little more complicated, but only a little. https://www.consumerfinance.gov/ask-cfpb/can-debt-collectors-collect-a-debt-thats-several-years-old-en-1423/

Past the statute of limitations, collections agencies can still try to collect the debt, but are more-or-less SOL on a legal front. They’re also liable to being sued themselves if they violate the laws governing debt collection, so it’s really not worth it after a certain point

Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining

Good morning. Coffee's on.

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>get gf
>happy for almost 2 years, but have my doubts if I want to stay with her
>she's perfect, just a couple of years older so she wants to have kids in 1-2 years
>not sure if I'll be a good father
>existential crisis.jpeg
>I tell her "let's end our relationship" and don't talk to her at all
>3 weeks later I call to tell her I've decided to move on with her and yadda yadda
>she doesn't trust me anymore since I cut her off and didn't talk to her for weeks
>lastly, she hit me with a long ass txt messagge. TL;DR didn't bother to read
and a taylor swift song
mfw

>>201577903
normie telenovela drama, boring shit

>>201577587
Forgot to mention that the kinds of people who can acquire millions of dollars of debt have both the assets and the credit required to do so. Assets can be repossessed by creditors but, more importantly, the kinds of people capable of accruing so much debt typically have ties to the USA that dissuade them (emotionally and financially) from just running away.

>>201577903
L

>>201577659
you'd have to be ignorant to think that nutting everyday and releasing tons of prolactin (which decreases testosterone levels) has zero effect on how you feel on a day-to-day basis

The Estonian is a certified braindead tranny, don't bother explaining anything to xer

>>201577903
You fucked up.

ok

>>201577763
nofap is an unsubstantiated extreme solution to a symptom of a much bigger underlying problem. it's efficacy past the return to moderate masturbation habits is nearly 0. Masturbating a few times a week is better for you than not doing it for weeks/months. Most people way over correct and burn themselves out by using these extreme measures leading to them falling back to their old ways sooner or later. It's at best a weak temporary fix. There are much better ways for solving the problem than that.

>>201577903
f

only 3 more work weeks until I am out of this shithole and on holiday

>>201578129
>nofap is an unsubstantiated extreme solution to a symptom of a much bigger underlying problem.
I just asked you what the lifestyle choices or problem is and you ignored it and typed more worthless shit
Ok coomer

>>201577903
This depressed me. Maybe she'll forgive you, maybe not. Love and women can be unpredictable.

>>201577903
Be honest with her

>>201577903
You're so gay bro.

>>201578222
im not falling for your strawmen no matter how hard you keep building them. this comment is another weak attempt at it

>>201577903
You did both of you a favor, you're clearly too afraid of commitment to marry

>>201578322
Asking you to elaborate on your own assertion is a strawman
You are so fucking retarded and dishonest. Such despicable people like you, being bothered by others fixing their own lives.

>>201577903
Tell her you freaked out because you didn’t feel deserving of the love she provides nor the life you were going to build, and apologize for violating her trust.
Actually, reverse the order of those two.
Also, read the message, retard, she may already forgive you, or at least may be willing to.

99999% proof lagers near me

>>201577903
it sounds like you two don't even live together? in which case it's not a real relationship, and you should never post here again until you grow up and celebrate your 18th birthday

>>201578340
damn i wanted to hear what that dixie judge thought of that last case

>>201578465
The guy said he didn't want to have the parole hearing and they ended it. it lasted like 30 seconds lol

the circus has /cum/ to town

>>201578389
Really bro? That's a laughably bad ad hominem. Man you suck at arguing.

unlike most of you guys.. This is actually my day off work. you are all just neets

any jizzards jizzing?

sa oled pede

>>201578340
If you go to 40 mins there's a hearing for a pedo and his victim is there

yeah psychically linking your orgasms to videos of people having sex is NORMAL and VALID you cultist psychos!!

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>>201577024
Very based

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Logical fallacy bros when they learn about the fallacy fallacy

>>201577587
Or you know, fly to Tijuana, throw your passport, shoes and shirt in the trash and hop the fence, like everyone else.

>>201578742
Porn is a separate discussion from masturbation generally

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good morning

My chilaquiles in salsa verde with poached eggs and grilled chicken delivery just arrived. Time for breakfast, bros.

Found out about this girl last week. Haven't had a celebrity crush in a really long time. There's something about this girl that makes my heart tickle even though it's all purely platonic.

>>201578976
donde esta la coca cola

>>201578952
Are you a NEET? You wake up so late every day.
If you don't want to share that's okay.

>>201579045
oops forgot to ctrl+v the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx8_sd6V5vE

>>201578952
morning bud

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>>201577981
>>201578045
>>201578104
>>201578139
>>201578223
>>201578260
>>201578263
>>201578440
didn't think anyone would even read my rant.
to sum it all up, yes I fucked up and now I regret.
We do not love together, just intermittently. Sometimes I stay with her for a few weeks, but she wanted to move in together and start a family.
I am 28, she's 30.

>>201578405
the message was very clear. "you don't give me the love I deserve, and you lost my trust".

>>201579052
I only drink water, chum

It's not blackpilled to say "It's over". It is. The world in its present form is passing away. The bad guys know it. They're going to milk every last drop from the teat of the Great Whore to feed their fleshly desires.

>>201579072
it's not that late
i don't work no, unless you count infrequent babysitting. but if i have something to do i will get up early

me? im a freak

>>201579262
A freak on a leash, perhaps?

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>>201578605
US work culture isn't what it used to be.

>>201579324
How does this happen?

>>201578605
yet you decide to spend it here with the rest of us

>>201579355
Maricon

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>trying to find a therapist
>just moved to a new state
>no one here accepts my insurance
Guess /cum/ will remain my therapist

> and a taylor swift song
bullet dodged

>>201579400
>therapist
kys, that's the veredict

I love brown women

>>201579377
qué quieres puñetón cara de mi verga

business idea: kms

>>201578465
>>201578716
What was it what was it

I will doxx all of your addresses and send a box of 10,000 ladybugs to each of your homes

>>201579491
it is a great business in canada

>>201579400
why don't they accept your insurance? thats weird
>>201579133
you violated her trust, it's over

I don't trust anyone without an internal monolog

well, i left muh high desert and now i'm in the low desert outside las vegas. i was thinking of stopping through goodsprings and getting some fnv merch from Chet but it's probably better i minmax my money until i find a job. gas is already 60 cents cheaper on the gallon and that was filling up in the heart of shithole vegas lol. i know no one cares but i'll keep you posted anyways, deal with it. currently eating my free big mac and watching jets take off in the nellis dunes

>>201579611
it freaked me out when i learned that some people don't have one . how do you even function like that

>>201579611
monologue
next time make sure to finish your sentence before hitting subm

>>201579528
DO IT FAGGOT my life is so boring right now

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>>201579476
??

>>201579643
It's NPC-tier
>>201579651
Autocorrect says that monolog is correct

>>201579717
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monologue
i won't belabor the point since it doesn't matter, but you may want to review your autocorrect settings

Best shits are when you push out a monolog and it’s a one wipe cleanup

stock market really shitted and pissed and cummed in the past 30 minutes
now my wife is leaving me and my mcdonalds application has been rejected

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>>201579781
Cope, seethe, dilate.

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Covfeve time!!!!!

>>201579611
I don't have one all the time because I don't always think in words

does describing your day-to-day activities count as monologue ?
l mean, something like
>waking up, gotta get out of bed
>need to pee, be careful with the hard on
>shower now, water is still cold, give it a few seconds
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5 check if it's good? hmm no, give a few seconds 1, 2, 3...
>time for breakfast, coffee and eggs, oil pan, give it a minute, 1, 2, 3,4... I guess it's good
>great, the eggs stuck on the pan again, hmm

I even describe my typing when 4channing

>>201579674
that's a weird drawing of an ear

>>201579847
> (American spelling, rare)
That means wrong.

Canadians are not actually nice or polite

>>201579905
>>201579912
As long as you can talk to yourself inside your head, you have a monolog, even if it's not constant. I think in images and words so my mind is always chaos

>>201579912
>he uses olive oil to cook eggs

>>201579912
yeah that's just talking to yourself in your head, that's a monologue

>>201579935
It's an alternative spelling, similar to how "Gray" and "Grey" are both correct

i bet you can't play a complete song in your head

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maybe i should've posted proof of my low desert macca, i frigged up

>>201580097
This is what America is all about

>>201580097
cool desert mac
>>201580073
i can do that

TWO LOVERS ENTWINED PASS ME BY
AND HEAVEN KNOWS IM MISERABLE NOW

Inner monologue about having a dialogue with Kylie Minogue (I just can’t get you out of my head)

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it's funny how you mention the "if you don't have a monologue, you're an NPC" and everyone starts to say "oh yeah, I have one" when ~30% of people have it.

>>201580174
> seeing other people happy makes you upset
pretty cringe tbqh mi famiglia

/cum/ more like /dumb/

>>201580246
There is no way the percentage is that low.
If it is, this site probably has a higher proportion, since it's so text based

>>201580097
soul vs soulless

>>201580097
hands looking soft, son

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what is /cum/'s rating on chess.com?

>>201580246
i think the average cum user is pretty smart, at least compared to the general population

Picking my nose

>>201580246
Most people are NPCs, obviously

>>201580304
I don’t know how to play chess

>>201580291
>>201580312
I wanna say, most /cum/mmers speak at least 2 languages
>english
>spanish
or
>english
>french
or
>english
>indian

>>201580364
Actually think most of us are monolingual

To this day I don't understand how some people are so clueless and dumb when it comes to maps. They can barely locate their own country. It's not like the hardest thing in the world we see the globe map very often in a regular lifetime how can you just ignore that at will. It doesn't make any sense to me. Am I being autistic? Is it really a big deal? I understand not everyone is a international PR executive politician, but damn they look so dumb when you ask them where France is located and they can't do it.

>>201580291
google says 30-50% of population

>>201580361
you can always learn something new, bro

>>201580298
thank you, i try to stay moisturized

>>201580216
can't imagine how a german monologue works
>ainz gatt gutterband!
>rammstein nein enn!
kek

>>201580406
I completely agree, it's pathetic when people can't point out the location of basic regions. Geographic-lets lack perspective, and are less capable of looking at the big picture

Reality is not everyone needs an internal monologue. Some of us are doers and not thinkers

>>201580406
most people don't care to learn things that they don't have to . it's not necessary for their daily lives to find france on a map, and they don't have a desire for knowledge so they just don't care and don't know

>>201580312
cringier and more irritating than the average population

Reality is not everyone needs an internal monologue. Some of us are NPCs and not thinkers

>>201580473
kann ich habe ein kaffee mit zucker und milch bitte

Think you've had to much to think today!

>>201580406
doubt not everyone AT LEAST know where their country is, unless they've lived under a rock or in the amazons

>>201580304
My highest is 1100 blitz rn. I used to be a 1300 on rapid but playing drunk too much has busted me down to 1050

>>201580615
Never underestimate the stupidity and ignorance of Americans.

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family is once again asking about relationship status

>>201580406
Most people are pretty incurious about everything that's not happening right in front of them

well i'm getting back on the road now, see you bros next pit stop, unless i die in a crash of course

/cum/ do you think a monologue is related to IQ?
like, does a 2-digit IQer thinks deeply? Or even thinks at all?

>>201580689
My mom is also getter concerned about me in this regard

>>201580717
i have an internal monologue and my iq is in the 80s

>>201580655
that's pretty decent man. nice

>>201580704
just don't die.
simple as.

>>201580702
I can't relate to people like that. It's just such a different way of living life.

>>201580304
i'm a lichess chad, but i haven't played since the scamdemic.

>>201580702
exactly right

>>201580717
I don’t think the two are related in a significant way, no.
I also think IQ is a bad metric so dismiss me as a faggot if you must.
I have an internal monologue, to be clear.

>>201580744
>>201580717
IQ isn't real. Intelligence can't be measured on a numerical scale.

this is your reminder to get up out of your chair and do a biiiiig stretch

>>201580728
grim

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>>201580835
And of course I forgot the heckin cute image!

Thick
Thighed
Asian
Bitches

>>201580830
t. brainlet

me? im a 118 rated iq adult male

reminder not to reply to non /cum/ flags.

I'm literally FARTING right now

lol

https://youtu.be/7Fa3Ydtng3o?
Saw this recently about lacking an internal monologue (also being unable to produce mental images, etc). Pretty good

>>201580924
Why

>>201580902
my iq was measured at 133 for entrance to a gifted program in 9th grade

the words "blueberry muffin" just popped into my head for some reason and i have no idea why

wtf is a Jordan

>>201580902
>Only losers brag about their IQ

- Stephen Hawking

My IQ is 129.

>>201581018
our consciousness must be linked because i opened my fridge to get a drink and i looked at the blueberry muffin cake that i made 2 days ago
mmm

DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE

>>201581001
Sexy
Jordanian
Women

>>201581069
mena women have too much facial hair
its quite unsightly

>>201581069
damn, they're cute ngl
I thought they'd be black

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>>201581069
c-can we just... not.. you know... not remind each other of women?

>>201581102
They can groom themselves. Honestly this is more of an issue in pajeet women
>>201581124
Yeah bro Levant girls are lighter in complexion
>>201581152
I was very recently rejected by a Lebanese girl if it males you feel any better

>>201581294
did you sleep okay last night

>>201581235
Why would being reminded of the existence of women make me feel better? Shouldn't this general be a comfy place were people discuss cum or something?

>>201581335
The incels vs normies /cum/ war is at a stalemate

been waking up panicked with a numb arm.
It's fucking scary

>>201581407
are you sleeping on it wrong?

>>201581375
Normies recently scored a big W by scaring Paki Incel away, thoughbeit

my cum stopped smelling strong since I was 22-23, I'm 27.
I'm concerned, bros.
I still cum buckets tho

Went and got a haircut

>>201581477
why would you smell your own cum

>>201581477
>I still cum buckets
There's no way your dick's hole is big enough to get a bucket through

fuck off jordan
go to your /shoes/ general

>shit
>get off the toilet and start washing my hands
>immediately have to shit again
it do be like that at times (doe)

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Igor is the most beautiful wombyn I have ever seen

>>201581474
>the Zazuetta war
Decisive /cum/ victory with some moderation staff assistance

>the lainposter war
Lainposter won, everyone left and the general only recovered when he got bored

>/cum/ vs Janny war
Ongoing

>/cum/ civil war: incels vs normies
Ongoing, normies are trending upwards

>>201581698
>normies are trending upwards
i'm sorry

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>>201581321
Couldnt sleep until 2 am. Clocking in on time was a bitch.
People at work keep asking me if everything was ok during break because I look worse than before

>>201581698
>normies are trending upwards
it's inevtiable; incels can become normies but not the other way around
even BK got laid and he was one of the biggest weirdos on here

>>201581816
CIA?

>>201581808
well just try to catch up on sleep the best you can
try to get to bed a bit early tonight to clear your sleep debt

>>201581853
I don't quite remember
he had some alternate trip, I remember that much, but I don't remember if it was CIA or something else

I've been sleeping around 4 hours every night/early morning lately. Really trying to max out those dark circles around my eyes.

people that self identify as incels are really weird to me
that's not something to be proud of and they make it their whole identity. the overlap between radical "all men are rapists" feminists and "all women are whores" incels is really interesting. it's just two sides of the same coin

>>201581875
You should have sex with him

>>201581973
well then tell your mother to stop calling me so i can have some breathing room jeez

>>201581886
was asking if you were CIA. just trying my luck. not that many people from the /cum/ golden era remain. surprised someone still remembers CIA, BK, CSIS, etc

men and women go about their day pretending like they don't all want to fuck each other

>>201581915
my body wakes itself up at 6:33 am and then 8:33 am if I try to go back to sleep.

>>201582060
Not everyone is so subjected to sexual urges as you. Sex-havers know sex is just something people do, not a rarefied, all-consuming pursuit

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Praying for y’all niggas

>>201582173
Thank you anon.

>>201582172
you ever had sex my dude?

>>201582239
Many times

you want to have sex with women we know, but do they want to have sex with you?

>>201582173
count me out.

>>201582173
bless brotha, I really need some guidance in my life.
also, learn to upload correct side up pictures

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>>201582269
how do you feel about brazilian miku

>>201582310
i dont feel anything at all about brazillian miku

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>>201580717

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>>201582330
that's a shame

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I was playing my word puzzle game at work and it turn out the word "mog" has found its way into the common parlance.

Hoi polloi have started using our words now

>>201582414
stop playing your stupid game and get back to work.

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Something feels off itt. Something sussy is going on.
Do we have an imposter among us by any chance?!

>>201582492
he can play a little game if he wants to

i think it's the paki trying to pass as german

think i'll bake some cookies

almost lunch time and can't figure out why this system keeps shutting down after trying to boot up.
half a day gone to waste so far.

the target demographic of slutty miku is women, i think it's ironic that women are the driving force behind the sluttyfication of characters

>>201582607
what kind of cookies anon
i'm a fan of the humble sugar cookie

>>201582051
no, not CIA
I tripfagged as "/cum/rade" for a little while, mostly ironically, but I doubt anyone even remembers that
my favorite classic personality was the """dane""", it was funny how desperate he was to have people to believe he was really Danish.

For me it's the shit cakes my grandma would make when I was little

>>201582492
But there's nothing to do, Mr. Shekelstein

>>201582741
He was Canadian, right? He was obnoxious

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>>201582668
crochet brazil miku

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>be wagie
>die at your cubicle
>no one discovers your body or reports you missing for an entire 4 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFCmNeTgdrs
I believe our country is, as the zoomers say, cooked.

>>201582668
I don’t think that’s true
I have never once seen a woman commission an artist for any request, much less “slutty version of x”

>>201580689
I've never cared about getting a gf in my entire life. Never had trouble with women either. I've had so many chances.

In highschool and collage I got so weirded out by this fact that I genuinely started thinking I must be gay or something.

Maybe some people break because of the social pressure. Idk

>>201582801
they just marketing her as another e girl icon for women, she already kind of was but it's officially endorsed now

There's something wrong with this coffeemaker. This coffee tastes like a vampire soaked it's ass in it for a few hours.

On cuppa covfeve number two now

>>201582721
I got cinnamon in my pantry. the obvious choice is snickerdoodles

>>201582865
Who’s “they”
I don’t think Brazilian Miku is a sanctioned product by the IP holders

>>201582767
then find something to do.

>>201582902
Fucking fresh from the oven snickerdoodles with freezing cold milk is proof of the divine

>>201582925
I did, I was playing my word puzzle game until I was so RUDELY interrupted.

>>201582902
oh that's a really good choice, it's pretty close to a sugar cookie anyway. i like how soft and chewy they are it's a really good texture. are you going to use cream of tartar so you get that puffyness?
let us know how they turn out

>>201582921
not talking about brazillian miku specifically but it's a symptom of that, they're just catching up with the times and it's been working because the old format of catering to a niche fat weeb audience was quickly making the official miku product irrelevant

>>201583006
>are you going to use cream of tartar so you get that puffyness?
yep. i just do what the guy on preppy kitchen says to do lmao.

>>201582796
corporate employees are all npcs.

>>201583105
okay good well let us know how they turn out, i think i should make some of those soon. i am a huge fan of cinnamon

>>201582796
don't you know? they call it Ohio rizz now.
Our country is Ohio rizzed

I’m so depressed I feel like it’s my birthday every day.

>a fan of cinnamon
such a consumerist way to see the world.

Every time I buy a new coffeemaker it goes to shit within a month. I gotta stop buying these Home Stays brand pieces of shit

>>201583097
Again, who’s they? If it’s the IP holders then it’s not being “driven by women” but marketing strategists. I don’t keep my finger on the pulse but it doesn’t seem to me that Miku has become any more or less slutty in the past several years

>>201583217
it's one of my favorite baking ingredients
chai is cardamom cinnamon and ginger and that's my favorite tea

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>>201582173
thank you bud. god bless you.

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>>201583301
Chai tea is pretty bomb. I like it so much I made up a martial arts based on the motions you take when you drink it, just like Drunken Style. It's called Chai Tea Tai Chi

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cummies, im drinking covfefe

>>201583477
thanks dad

casual racism in the workplace is one of our greatest national pasttimes

>>201583296
the trend is obvious, if it's controlled by the ip holders or not doesn't even matter because they are happy since it massively increased mikus popularity and it sells it way more to be another e girl icon like sanrio than to be something for japanese weebs

When will MapChad return and save us from these soulless OPs?

>>201583483
apu don't raise your arm like that it looks like the nazi salute

>>201583483
im gonna have some coffee before i leave, i'm gonna go see an old friend for awhile while she's in town. she moved away a few years ago and we are wanting to catch up a bit

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>>201583574
sorry

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also why did my phone suggest this emoji to me when i typed "nazi"

>>201583543
Source: I made it up

>>201583574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOzQz_76frM
Glory to the Oreo Fuhrer!

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>>201583519

>>201583562
map threads are shit, your taste is shit.

>>201583477
Chai means tea.
>Tea tea is pretty bomb.
kek

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>>201583193
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kM5ywtImaSs

Become greatness so you take humanity to above our level of existence.

>>201583730
>https://m.
Opinion discarded.

how did the republicans fall off so hard? the assassination attempt buck broke the don

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj21oODGpEU

https://youtu.be/lZdRk6tfmwM
sovl

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>tfw im the only retard in the family
why live?

>>201583796
The media runs interference. Which is why Trump has been doing podcasts.

dadberg just bought a used corvette.

>>201583963
>LA in 2006
A different time.
A better time.

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I deleted my Rome total war campaign because after an epic half hour battle I defeated the fucking Britons at Masilia where I fucking ASS RAPED the forces of Cartumandua and his head-hurling savages and chosen swordmen, I went to attack Tylis in Thrace and got the siege tower bug where your men won't go into the god damn siege tower.

I tried to exit and come back but it didn't save my Battle of Masilia and there was simply no way I was gonna do that over again so I, in a fit of rage, deleted everything. I started over yesterday as the Scipii. While the Brutii were standing around playing with themselves I used them to take back Apollonia from the Greeks

>>201583963
I was there. Was better than now but it still sucked

>>201584004
I'm the only neet manlet in a family of very tall doctors and pharmacists but I don't care anymore

this guy took a picture of his screen lmao.

>>201584081
No one cares

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>>201583776
:'(

>>201584175
Those who do not care do not respond

>>201584172
aint no way

>>201584172
It was for something else, I could've done a screenshot but it was for a project

>>201584183
>minecraft
lmaoo

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I had spaghetti

>>201584138
fatherberg once again reminded me of my retardation by asking a trick question

Just spilled spaghetti out my ass

>>201584336
my fatherberg wouldn't do that but he acts as if I don't exist on his facebook page

>>201584540
>he acts as if I don't exist on his facebook page
kek same

ok im off someone make the new a good one in my memory

Yesterday was my last day drinking alone. Tomorrow is the day I start learning Spanish for real

no need to talk about a new this early.

Those fucking wops in /ita/
I'm never going there again. So fucking done with that place

>>201584589
I’ll handle the new. It’s in good hands

>>201584682
brash American gets a reality check, like a tourist who thinks he can go anywhere and get red carpet treatment.

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https://youtu.be/oi3DUGOL3nk

>>201584702
oh god somebody stop him please oh god oh god

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oh my fucking god she is so retarded

>>201585160
when you let an AI write a speech for you trying to sound smart

just murder me

>>201585329
Gtfo man seriously you're boring

Crazy how some people have 5k hours in a video game

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>>201585160
>trump is literally running ads of her just speaking word salad

Run up bitch ta da death get gripped
My steeze is ballin' out
Of control whatch you know
'Bout bubblin'
Hustle bones comin' out my mouth

>>201585160
please for the love of god do not let this woman win

devoured a massive bowl of rice, beans and tuna way too quickly now my tummy hurts

Im just a vile atrocious barely human organism

>>201585598
At least you’re calling yourself human now

>>201585598
same but I'll turn it around tomorrow

>>201585369
kys brown pedo illegal retarded fuck I kill you irl if given the chance
(now comes the part you claim to not be you, indulging in your delusion of being smarter than the average joe while having an IQ lower than your bmi you son of a worthless whore for dogs and pigs)

>>201585598
(You)

>>201585714
>>201585714
>>201585714

>>201585723
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>201585723
garbage