LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishAutistic Girls Are Kino sub-edish
he's only on the cans
Sir Mossball Starmer sacked by Christmas
>>201618179thoughts on oasis reforming canslad?
where the hoes at?
my Welsh cousin is making me go to Cardiff tonight to lose my v card I'm scared
catberg doing soft cute fartsshe think i can't hear her but i cangassy little slag
I've orchestrated a symphony of two wanks today, interleaving them into my working hoursshall be consumating a sequence of lagers with a group people I barely know soon
lemme smash?
>>201618326Never cared for them desuBands come and go all the timeDon't like live musicRemember, lad, no means no if it's with a Sadhbh.If it's with a Big Bazzer, he'll take your no as a yes
on the stellas
paul joseph watson is 42 years old, cunt's a fucking vampire
on the starmers
i'd like to declare that i'm enjoying a vodka at the minute
>>201618320operation zero seats going exactly according to plan
on the morretis with a bottle of bourbon for when I get cheeky enough
balti bubbling away nicely on the stove
>>201618443very nice
>>201618389Er, the second part was meant for this lad>>201618358>>201618455>>201618443>>201618420>>201618402Doing the lads proud, lads
praying to san miguel tonight
female perfection
al pacino is 84 and has a 29 year old gf he just had a baby with
redditflags down AGAIN
>>201618486fat ugly slag
Gf said she thinks itd look hot if I fucked a tranny
>>201618486>i like women who don't look humanbravo
>>201618486spoiler that hog
>>201618486this is literal obesity, she got quite lucky with her fat distribution genetics thougheverbeit
>>201618496>>201618486spoiler those hogs
>>201618508this is a shittest
remember that bugsy malone film from the 80s?
So lads what do we think of the Labour government so far
How's all the lad(ette)s?Canslad's toil is getting in about 25 interns on Monday. Should be fun.
>>201618515>he's still fuming
Any Fashpilled rapists in?
ya fag ash breath
>>201618572no hope for you
>>201618564TOMORROWTOMORROW NEVER COMESWHAT KIND OF A FOOL DO THEY TAKE ME FOR?
>>201618572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa5tVC9bLHM
>>201618568i know where you work now
>>201618486>>201618572buy an ad
>>201618515>>201618503>>201618517>>201618538>>201618545>>201618645Gay
>>201618565I am wondering what actual labourmongs are thinking rn do they actually think this is good or what
>>201618565Pretty good can't complain xo
>>201618564sorry, only remember bugsy from the 90s
>>201618645would post them without watermarks if i could lad
>>201618508oh, oh my
man was not meant to toil
>>201618486>>201618572want to spray her down with me piss x
>>201618671>do they actually thinknah
https://youtu.be/uL-6b5YapT8?si=yw68iG7Nzpsr8jKT
evens and it's an incest JOI wankodds and it's trans JOI wankdubs and it's an ageplay JOI wank
watching the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford (2007) as someone mentioned earlier that it was better than no country for old men (2007) but it's really not
>>201618706give me the link when you find a good one
>>201618674do you like the new ban on smoking in pub gardens coming up?
>>201618745https://soundgasm.net/u/Rengril/My-Sons-Big-Bully
enjoyed the outlaw josey wales when it was on last weekend bit long though x
hate when you meet a girl who seems nice so you naturally track down her social media and e-stalk her for a bit and find out she's a total slag
got a 15% pay rise at toil when nobody else in the team did awkward
sitting on the edge of my bed thinking how Michael Jackson actually changed his raceit's a living factual honest to God miracle that nobody seems to want to address
Oi bruv...
what was Charles II up to during the interregnum thenjust wanking about?
>>201618745might just settle down with a 90-minute long sydney harwin epicshe's like a modern day kieslowski
>>201618706this nigga needs instructions on how to jack it lmao
corrr U18 disco tonight
did my weekly poo. had to surrender the little bit of poo left in the hairy section of my tailbone, just wouldnt come out, so i smell vaguely of poo, and afterwards i washed my hands for about 3 minutes, and they still smell vaguely of poo. just cant do anything right lads.
Savile's noncing was obviously bad but not enough people talk about the necrophilia
>>201618849Hunting Catholic girls for his PNWO fetish
>>201618837probably comes out to 20 quid a year more after tax
Tried wanking without JOI once and ended up with my my knob stuck in my nostril
>just reactivated my LinkedIn (bleak I know, desperate times) >following a bunch of translation industry people from when I was trying half arsed to do some "freelancing" during uni. never got any work, of course>the entire feed is cope and seethe about computers taking their jobs>absolute no willingness to adaptngmi this should be a sign for everyone ai is probably going to come for your job as you currently know itjust learn to use itadapt or die
they downvoted me out of /r/casualuk with my tail between my legs now i'm here with you lot
>>201618922many such cases
anyone remmebr wankitnow
>>201618942not casual enough?
Japanese fella in a suit walking fast to catch his train
in heaven everything is finein heaven everything's all right
>>201618954wish demi scott was my sister
>>201618922hehe
>>201618986for me its brooke little
heavenheaven is a placea place where nothingnothing ever happens
Don't look back in anger
was gonna go down the pub but they'll probably be playing oasis songs all night because I live in an irish diaspora neighbourhood
might breach the terms of my parole and do some gaming
Left leg above the ankle on the inner side is bruised or sore or something. Not sure what’s going on but it hurts.
who the fuck are YOU?
>>201618809Yeah fuck smokers
>>201618972HAI!*gong sound**karate yell*
>>201619131my name is Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdul Karim El Mahdi
So Sally can waitShe knows it's too late
>>201618901about £280 a month after tax not bad!
I can't believe they oppress gamers like that
just aborted a baby
I said maybe
>>201619174Jew moment
remove maltesers from revels
>Well she was just 17 and 364 days >If you know what I meanWhat did he mean?
I said prefer not to say
i said definitely
They came after gamers.Gamers.
did a poo, might go back and wipe
And after all
SETMYPEOPLEFREE
wanking a japanese
eating nigger shit
>>201619205>What if... Blacks raped all our womenWoah this Was boomer music
you truly are the king of kings
like the yanks always say you have to wait for harvest before you shuck the corn
slowly walking down the hallfaster than a cannon ball
Smoking wouldn’t be an issue if this was legal
Today was gonna be the day
get the fucking police interceptors on the telly, lads. get it fucking on.
sucking a corn
>Woman is the BLANK of the world>Woman is the .... BLANK ... of the world
I hate every ape I seeFrom chimpan-a to chimpan-zNo you'll never make a monkey out of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gajMgPcWvIcontemplating rivers of blood
>>201619293how do you mean?
feeling supersonicdrinking lime and tonic
Need a plan to revitalise the British high street
was talking to a girl who said she was going to kill herself with a box cutter but she couldn't get the blade outi was conflicted, the autist in me wanted me to tell her that you have to push down the button while you're sliding it to get the blade out, the normie part of me didn't want to give her suicide tips
why is hot tea less hot than hot coffee
>>201619362brothels
10 minutes under the sun and my flesh is boiling. Take me home canslad
At toil today I writhed around on the floor pissing and shitting and farting all over myself, was worth it for a half day on a Friday
>>201619352Most people that take snus quit smokinghttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3021722/
>>201619372you're a hot tea
>>201619362more charity shops, more betting shops, more Turkish barbers
feeling sinister
mental how you can buy drink whenever you want in Englandin Scotland you can only buy alcohol between 10:00 am to 10:00 pm
>>201619372generally only old people (60+) drink tea, and they cant handle hotter temperatures, even in the winter, while coffee is drank predominantly by young people
it's illegal to be gay these days
>>201619394i like smoking and wouldnt want to quit
>>201619362Could Britain's stagnant economy be because people are either sinking all their money into rent or saving up for a deposit to stop sinking money into rent or sinking all their money into energy company bank accounts?No, it's the people's fault
>>201619424they do shut the booze aisle, remember as a student we went into an asda and they had it chained offwoman said they don't sell it after a certain time. fair dues though that time might've been 4am
>>201619427>they cant handle hotter temperaturesquite the opposite actually, old people generally have a higher tolerance to heat, my doctor told me that oncealso i used to toil as a barista and oldies order their coffee extra hot usually
>>201619400teehee >///<
112g of revels down the hatch
I stopped smoking 20 days ago and I hardly even want the lovely, lovely fags
>>201619407go an call a minister
you gotta be yourself you can't be no one else
mums going out on a date tonight, told me not to leave the key in the door so probs back late :/
>>201619447Do you though?
>>201619535spainmong
stopping smoking is easyits the not starting again which is the hard part
>>201619362more bookies, more vape shops, more 'turkish' barbers, more grotty takeaways, more grim newsagents covered in lyca mobile ads. the leftypol dream
>>201619556that's well funny lad have you considered a career in comedy?
never mind a ban they need a WOKE-ING ban
mum got arrested for assaulting a black man and calling him a nigger when i was 11
(8) my gives a fuck are on vacation (8)
>>201619488thats actually because theyre not in a rush and want to keep their coffee for longer, while young people are busy and need to get it out of the way and cant wait for a coffee to cool down.
>>201619535So happy my parents are dead so I don’t have to put up with this humiliation
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times!Just thought of that myself lads.
>>201619618old people should be in a rush niggas havent got much time left
>>201619614Probably denied her access to the BBC. white women lose their shit when that happens
want to get into bookswent over to /lit/their wiki is deadwhere should i go for book recommendations?
>>201619660spainmong
>>201619664/brit/ probably
>>201619664ruby granger on youtube
>>201619664go read high rise from jg ballard
>>201618179I was maced because I looked like a rapist
>>201619664ask your friends (us)
>>201619664here lad
Smoking and listening to Oasis
>>201619664the quran is the only book you need
>>201619742both irish diaspora activities
>>201619740good guide on staying a virgin till you die that you've posted there
>>201619740for me, it's city of god
>>201619664heres the opposite guide
Going to start the cans soon, lads.The lovely, lovely cans.>>201619664Unironically start with Lolita and see if you think the narrator did anything wrong. If you think he's in any way innocent, do not share your opinions are book with the Sadhbhs.
how long to read a 300 page book, as someone who hasnt read since secondary school?any would it be weird if i drove somewhere, parked up, and just read in my car? think id be too distracted at home
>>201619740>>201619773>>201619803cannot imagine how much of a gimp the little spacker who made those images is
>>20161983250 pages every day
>>201619839mogs you probably
>>201619832how do freaks like you leave the house this unaware? yeah mate go drive somewhere and read a book in your car totally normal behaviour that
>>201619876so is it or is it not?
>>201619876I read in my car all the time
>>201619832Starbucks is your third place. Read there.
>>201619540yes i really do love smoking
>Israel has killed 2% of Gaza since October 7thmad thatwhy are they so slow
>>201619953few nukes should do the trick
>>201619944Fair enough don't worry about it then
>normal behavior yea let me be normal in pozzed troonpilled clownworld....
women really don't let you make mistakes, every foid i've ever known, if i accidentally fucked something up and they notice they'll jump down your throat about it like you did it on purpose just to spite them
in my car reading mein kampf at the local dogging spot
it's 2024 and i have whooping cough
Wonder if my dads got a small willy too
rorke in his CAR reading a BOOK!omds blud frfr what if someone sees you?
Ideas for the next vlog:Iron with me (8-hour ironathon)Ironing on a rainy day night routineI only iron dark academia clothes (no jeans!!!)Going ironing with my Bast Frand BlakeneyIroning UnJaded Jade's Curly HairKombucha sponsored my ironing boardNord VPIronMarfa destroys the iron: an art filmWhy ironing is problematic; Amily Dickinson hated itWe should normalise creasesWe should normalise never ironingI annotate the ironing board without asking my parents!Video Essay: The Domesticity of the Iron in Victorian Childhood Girlhood
decimalising a poo
watching a nonce hunter video where the nonce has a rather large nosethe nonce hunters keep referring to his 'pedo beak' about it
>>201619832Can only manage about 10 pages a day before I get bored. Been reading The Odyssey since 2021. I'll finish it one day, probably.
>Nord VPIron
Filthy anglo pigs
>>201619664what sort of things are you interested in?
waffleslop
been sat seething about roo bee on tattle.life all day, now getting on the ale, life's good
>>201620171Good afternoon to you too Cepгéй
>>201620171alri ivan
>>201620171i actually showered a few hours ago
>>201620171reminder that stalin was unironically a british agentyou're welcome
>>201619590nope
>>201620182this u?
>>201620171*bends over and shows you my pooey hairy arsehole* alri
feeling a bit rough after 5 pints its over for me
*bale batman rasp*is the gossipguy
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1725042305983974.jpgCorr
>>201620292190 claims he can easily drink a dozen pintz
dont have a facebook account mehaven't had one since 2011
dont have a facebook account menever had one
need jewish argentine experimental pop gf
>>201620367so true
redditsteadim from redditstead
I’m an Englishman; same as you
Are rimjobs the height of sexual pleasure?(Scots translation)Ir rimjoabs the hicht o sexual pleisure?
thanks for sharing fucking gearoid freak
>>201619832depends how much you're actually thinking about the material, if it's a dense book then it could take 10-15 hours or more
dont have a facebook account mehaven't had one since my internet enabled devices were taken off me for a while
>>201620383piiss off diego
*pulls up in a pontiac firebird with "you ain't seen nothin' yet" by bachman-turner overdrive playing on the stereo**brakes hard in front of you which makes gravel fly up and hit you in the face*
redditflags still downum
>>201620398I would actually agree for an australiannot so sure about yank though
>>201620484they've done you
>>201620462ywnbay
more like redditfags
people who were in their 20s in the 70s are now in their 70s in the 20s
communism
>>201620569Not true. Some of them are dead.
>>201620569got any other insights Dawkins?
family all hate me because I refuse to take responsibility for my lifewhen you think about it it's actually their fault for not raising me properly
>>201620592no thanks
commuracism
>>201620632tithead
>>201620632used to get accused of blaming everyone except myself when it fact it was the opposite and they were just projectingnow i actually do blame everyone except myself out of spite
>>201620658yes please
when i'm in the club yeah i'm bumpin that
>>201620632It's not their responsibility to raise you
walked upstairs just then
I'm a well respected individual in my community. The racism community.
>>201620508what on earth
Is this true brit bros?
people aren't magically born with a work ethicif you don't put in the effort parenting when your kids are young then they turn out as dosser adults. It all comes back to the parenting, or lack there of.
>>201620705corr how many?
>>201620699who the fuck are you?
>>201620742i was
>>201620717Was going to try and get tickets tomorrow morning. Now that I've read this I've changed my mind, gone right off them.
*starts singing ‘like a g6’ out of key*
>>201620770hello newfag
>birth child>do nothing for 18 years"well son you're a man now you have to take responsibility for yourself; we can't help you" (nor did we ever)
been having a midlife crisis since i was like 19
Rhodesia
>>201620788kys gay freak
hands off diego, shes not for you!
>>201620811need it
>>201620752at least 6
just inhaled a magnum classic
>>201620811love me hunky soldiers in shorts
>>201620742no they literally are born with a ""work ethic""everything that is good or bad about you was good or bad about you on the day you were born, even before you were born actually
>>201620874hey fatty boom boom
hectic day ladsjust got inhow's a going
Might move to Rhodesia
>>201618358The chud dad is the spitting image of my father
I see cod black cocks 6 is coming out. My auld boy got me black cocks 1 on release day and i never did tell him how happy it made me. Then again if i told him that while he was dying he'd probably have thought that i was gay and autistic.
>>201620632this is me
They look lovely. It would be a shame if someone was to drink all 9 of them and get sick all over themselves.
what're you lads drinking tonight?on the ginoids and tonics me x
thinking about that time when piers morgan was talking to a bunch of guys on his show about that baby reindeer woman and he had the critical drinker on there and he paid more attention to the critical drinker who was just sat in his gamer chair in a t-shirt than he did to the professional-looking lawyer guy who was wearing a suit and standing in front of a proper camera, screaming
>>201621049had 4 cans of stella for me dinneroff to bed now
>>201621062do you fancy wanking me off later?
>>201621049for me it’s a tall glass of a well earned rest
>>201621062critical drinker is such an incel
>>201621088aye
>be me, a tradesman>take on a job to frame a roof for an extension>client is a lovely Indian couple>husband is a gp>wife immediately shows interest, making me mango lassi and samosas>constantly coming over to chat and flirt>says husband is away tomorrow visiting family but I should come back to "make sure everything is OK with the job">understand the brief>return the next day>she answers the door in tight leggings and a crop top>says the house has CCTV so we have to be careful>go to her car>do the needful>husband comes home mid-coitus>catches us violently rutting in her car>starts screaming at her, says he only just bought her the car and this is how she chooses to repay him, etc>turns to me and thanks me again for a great job on the roof, says he'll have my money Monday from 9am and that I can collect anytime>wipe my knob on the seat>put clothes back on>leave>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got poo drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
they trooned out tintin
>>201621158pengpeng
smelly vaguely of poo me
>>201621129mad how womens pee drips down to their arsehole
>>201621129magical how her bunghlole contracts a cheeky bit
>>201621185why
i hate gay people
>>201621223just odne a poo
love latinas but hate warm weather. reckon we should keep the border open just a little while longer
>>201621129Is that MissJenniP?
might give my son a nerd name for a laughwhat are some of the nerdiest names lads? eugene? melvin? wendell?
You lads don't actually sit at home drinking by yourselves do you?
>>201621245same but also blacks, wogs, yellows and trannies
>>201621312all the time
>just odne a poo
>>201621312not at all, i post here so i'm not alone
>>201621312Not any more. Getting sorted, myself. Next step is to reduce daily screen time below 16 hours. September is my month I feel it
Dogberg on the tube
>>201621223couldnt wipe the poo out me tailbone
the only thing more obnoxious than a bradleypost is a yank trying too hard to fit in by bradleyposting
>>201621312no i only drink sociallyother drugs i do alone
>>201621342everyone poos mateits not rocket science
>Look in the mirror>"oh man i'm such a fucking piece of shit" >continue my day
thinking about the corona virus covid-sars 2019 pandemic
>>201621367Where's his ticket?
>>201621312sometimes yeh, love sinking a bottle of wine and feeling all numb
>>201621384do you like opioids lad? i almost overdosed the other night, was struggling to breathe and couldn't see straight and my head was spinning out, scary
>>201621427hes got a WOOFster cardhahahaah
Malted milk and a brewMalted milk and a brew
>>201621446love opis. what were you doing lad? i nearly overdosed back in the day when i was shooting h but never from popping pills
>>201621245good post
>>201621480lol xD
>>201621443>>201621443>>201621443
>>201621499tapentadol, i can get them very cheap
>>20161848610/10 from the waist up
