CHEBS FUCKING MASSIVE FUCKING CHEBSLOVELY CHEBS TOO FUCKING LOVELY ONESedish
>>201621443i have never seen a mexican woman with tits that big.
Would have gone for "Good boyster card" myself
>>201621312..yh ahha
>>201621443shame about the nose ring. hate them.
business idea: kick a yank day
>>201621443CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>>201621523stay away from our women hector
>>201621549Nose rings are greatYou can rip it out and laugh while she cries
business idea: have a wank day
had a wank, passed out for 4 hours, woke up, had 2 more wanks, good stuff lads
the perfect woman
>>201621443Governments should sanction the production of big tittied ginger fuck bunnies.
making an arrangement
tonights cans as it were
Mad that half the thread are drug addicts getting drunk by themselves and the other half are reading books and drinking tea.Diversity truly is /brit/'s strength
>>201621621you betta no fuck the big titted ginger you sanama bitch
done a wank to a bird i used to work with only fans earliermight have a wank to a bird I went to school with's only fans later
>drug addicts getting drunkmorob
>>201621621Don't even look at them you swarthy animal >>201621616I'll get myself one of these when I move to Portland
>>201621649having a few cans and reading my book personally
you'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel
>>201621443yeah
>morob
>>201621649boiling a couple of eggs myself
>>201621671Alcohol is a drug.retarb
>>201621667>thatchers
pooing a do
the scrandemic
only been to the pub a few times in my life and not in yearswhat's the appeal of beers at a 300% markup and a bunch of sad boomers sitting around gambling on sports?
>>201621722before all his teeth fell out
>>201621687built for mediocre balding skinnyfat american men and watching our sons play baseball
Dunno if any of the birds I went to school with do onlyfans coz I've forgotten their names
>>201621726'
>>201621616all i can think about is the chafing she’s probably suffering due those thighs
>>201621726fuck that looks goodi'm on a diet :(
dont like beer me, isnt yummy like a coke
the wife keeps looking over as I'm posting here lads so please be on your best behavior
just noticed someone called me fat in the last thread
>>201621782i'm not overly keen on it either, most beers taste like ear wax to me, love getting pissed though
>>201621750i agree
>>201621808*gets my chopper out in the thread and she sees*
>>201621812shut up u fatty
>>201621590whats the business model?
Cutting energy vampires out of my life
> just noticed someone called me fat in the last thread
>>201621844everyone has a wank
>>201621812hey fatty boom boom
>>201621824hey everyone this guys ear wax tastes of beer
tits and all sorts
Birdberg's started copying the cats meow, he's none too pleased about that
3-Year duration 4chan Passes are now available for $45
>>201621782started growing on me beer hashated for a long timelove coke yeah
you ever pull that real dark brown wax out of your ears?smells greng
>>201621807esoteric brit meme
>>201621929and why would I want that?
Love the K-hole vibe of the current generation New Builds. Wimpey Dread. You move in thinking ‘somethings wrong here’ but don’t notice the subsidence until your Huel beaker starts spilling of its own accord. french bulldog lies dead on the astroturf. Gut full of microplastics
>>201621929they need to pay those janny salaries somehow
>>201621929bought a year pass a few months ago, not going to renew it as i've already been banned by retarded mods several times for no reason
>>201621921post birdberg
he was gay, luigi?
>>201621886and the strategy?
ello
>>201622010I hope she made lotsa spaghetti
>>201622010just got finished watching the sopranos me, decent series, solid 6/10
>>201621921cute
>>201622039alri
>>201621929yeah let me just pay money to a site that employs mods who ban me for inoffensive postsi think not
The sooner 4chan fails the better desu.
>>201622010screaming
European women should be forced if need be by the barrel of a gun to have mixed race children with sub Saharan African men. This will eliminate the white race and thus end racism and antisemitism.
Got banned for "ironic shitposting" once. Don't even know what that means.
>>201622039rum little creathoid
>>201621443English women are Angels (London aint England)
>>201622014aggressive marketing campaigns
don't get it
>>201622147it means janny doesnt like you
been told I have damaged kidneys and I cant eat fat, sugar, lots of carbs, dairy, alcohol or anything fried or greasymight as well just kill myselfim meant to live off avocado, salmon, spinach and greens fuck off
Shabbat shalom
>>201622206SCFREAMINFG
Really, really, really don't like seeing the swarthmen coming for are ginger ladies
>>201622147got banned for a month once for "spamming/flooding" when I had only made a couple of random posts
anhy dumb and poetic girls in
>>201622212shouldn't of damaged your kidneys then
>>201622208wow. after all I've done for him?ungrateful runt.
>>201622212maybe you shouldnt have damaged your kidneys then
>>201622188How much funding are you seeking from the /brit/ den?
>beer tastes like earwax One of the weirdest things I've read about beer
numbers of days in months......confusing
is there any women in /brit/ who fancy sucking me off then?
>>201621988I seriously doubt you got banned for no reason.
had a lie-down in the garage pressing my head against the cold hard floorit's nice and quiet in there
>>201622316blame Julius Caesar
>>201622324yh
Catberg
>>201622284noine handred dollarydoos
>>201622316?
>>201622316Annoying how every month doesn't end at 31
>>201622212youve got a damanged brain as well
business idea: re-education camps for thatcherites
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>I seriously doubt you got banned for no reason.
sir ganga farmer
>>201622357
my head hurts from the thoughts
>>201622373your mums got a damaged minge you daft cunt
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TYiJ0ogp_IkGrim.
>>201622345i did, got banned for politics outside of /pol/ for posting a picture of some woman who is vaguely involved in politics
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black people music
>>201622431someone post it"you'll work for me one day"
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Back hurts so I might make a big cup of tea and lay down in bed with my book.
booze is finished off to bed now
>>201622393cohh carnage?
>>201622431>When my cousin was 17, a man punched him unprovoked at a party and left him in a coma for several months. He's now in his 40s and has the mental age of an 11yr old. He'll always need a carer. We wonder about the life he could have had, and the life that the perpetrator is leading after just a few years in prison. I can only hope he shows as much remorse and desire to do right as this man here.mad that
what exactly does the flemish paedophile get out of spamming this drivel every day?
>>201622316thirty days has september, april, june, and novemberall the rest of thirty-oneexcept for february which is a weird month
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
dickhead neighbours been smoking fags in his garden all day now all my clothes I had drying on the line stink of them
Said the n word at the dinner table forgetting brotherbergs gfstein was here
i can't cope
nick land on a mad one
>>201622531Reactions like yours. Fucking spacker, ignore him.
>>201622531mad how you haven't filtered him.mad how you insist on reminding everyone who has filtered him that he exists by making these gimp posts.shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCjPXuEbzLc
diarrhoea
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>201622398>>201622442>>201622499alri spainwog, you're starting your usual boring incel gimmicks a bit later in the day than usual. why's that? did you wake up late today or something?
>>201622572damn bro, one bottle of moetreal gangsta shit dog
>>201622565>>201622567Fantastic posts
>>201622531I don't live there silly whiteboy
>>201622531>flemish it's an obese loser from your country who does it out of boredom
mad how HR at yank company toil bends over backwards for trannies and blacksmakes me sick
>201622578you are severely mentally ill
>>201622531>flemishit's a paki on a vpn
>>201622547U might be my neighbor I always feel dead guilty smoking in my garden when I see my neighbours got washing out. Still do it tho ahaha
>>201622565reckon he's too autistic to care about reactions, he just does it anyway
>>201622547HAHAHAHA smokey and the poo bandit
>>201622625you'd love to bend over for a tranny or a black wouldnt you gay
im a transracial
only gone and got the video games on
>>201622605he was up until 5am scrubbing the poo crust out of his boxer briefs
got the carly rae japseye on
>>201622677woah real mad lad yourebel rebel yellproper psycho you mate
the dogshit virgin zingers have commenced
so, the shiesty wearing cronem are out yeahbut so are the pale clapmeats and they will link uptimmy sr can do nun bout it
Another night of racistly hating niggers until 5amGoing to the gym now because it will be empty (and therefore devoid of niggers for me to hate racistly)
>>201622707from what? and into what?
DTFIC DTFI as always i see
>>201622212>damaged kidneyshow?
Remember pooey lynx lad?
new filter just dropped
>>201622688on my way to falmouth to stick some soap in your foul mouth
going to be dnow so fuck off
>>201622767white to black
googlehow long does it take to oven cook frozen salmon fillet
>>201622420underrated gem >>201622444gyp
>>201622743I am tbf Don’t give a fuck me lol
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
>>201622757whilst you post on 4chan LOL
>>201622767F1 to Tour de France
>>201622363random pattern
watching gay porn gay porn
redditflags back up again bye!
she wants a man from leamington spa
Remember when you were about 13 or so and saw a vagina for the first time in a porno mag your older brother had? It would be some german magazine of softcore porn and some really really really fit bird would get her kit off in full and it was the most insane thing you'd ever seen. The 13 year olds today are watching girls getting fucked 4 on 1 by black guys in every hole and drinking their piss instead.
>>201622815I actually have a pencil dick so this shit isn’t funny
wondering what kind of cronem is slapping his shmeato up her fanny, a dreadhead? a scammer? maybe both at the same time? haha x
>>201621687>>201621443Corr imagine after two pregnancies
@201622815if you're going to spam at least post something original you tedious incel freak
>>201622826watching gay porn racistly?
>>201622785probably the excessive drinking for the last 20 years
Got the Oasis tickets lads
how many cronem tips are those lips pleasing
>>201622863Jump under a bus
oasis are a poor man's olivia tremor control
>>201622900congratulations lad which city?
>>201622867Please fuck our women
>>201622867post fucking machines
>>201622900liams voice is fucked nowadays and its not confirmed if it's the 2000s+ band or the og 1994 lotgive me the knebworth performance on youtube, for free
can just imagine the cronem lifting up that Shein dress and bashing their long mambas carelessly into her guts bent over her desk at the law firm
loading up CK3: GOT Mod so I can larp as Ned Stark
>>201622863Obviously AJ
Just seen myself in the mirror and I look exactly like that chud meme. Fuming.
>>201622936Manny>>201622961Cope
>>201622979yeah i think so
>>201622961Spotify keeps shoving live at knevworth down my throat fuck off ill take the proper job thanks
>>201622867why imagine, live your dream. make it realityanyone else remember that israeli poster that used to spend his entire day posting fucking machines and gay porn
are women more likely to want to have sex with me if I buy and wear calvin klein undies?
Lads, things that upset spaino>The cans.I can understand one, lads>Ginger Sadhbhs with lovely fucking chebsAlri, is spaino a bit of a poofter?
>>201622895how do you look and feel in general
>>201623029no
WELL said Sammo
>>201622964Would love to have a fun session with a girl like this but could never seriously present her to my parents
>>201623018Hope you dont get ariana grande’d by a new shitskin migrant then
>>201623049drats - foiled again!
Fucking little mong kids keep banging my door and running off dogs going nuts
>>201622964her face looks like it was created in mspaint with the crayon filter
might watch The Departed on film4 in half an hour
>>201623035haha a sab what now
>>201623077>Fucking little mong kidsrum post
>>201623057>no drivewaysHardly perfected is it?
mad how the country never recovered from ww1a war so devastating that a hundred years later we're still a shell of our former selves
>>201623091seen it before?
>>201623077Getting terrored my 8 year olds…
>>201623077poor doggoany cute pics of said doggo
que sera, serawhatever will be, will bethe poo is not ours to weeque sera... sera...
>>201623116And rapidly being filled up with nigger and paki vermin that hate the country, the culture, the people, the history and even the landBut dont have a ciggie with your pint you far right thug
>>201623116how so?
>>201623120yeah when it first came out
>>201623133
>>201623091i reckon matt damon and leonardo dicaprio look kinda similar (they both have pumpkin shaped heads) so it's a bit confusing to watch if you watch it while monged out
Having a far-right ciggy in the far-right pub with my far-right mates
I wish I was Canadian
>>201623166careful racismlad theyll have you extradited
love watching Young Boys play and wanking to the fit twinks
>>201623205reckon you’re always monged out you mongo
did I just hear one of you say something about looking back in anger?
>>201623201dogberg
>>201623201superb
got departed on the media server so might put it on at 9we'll have a wee watch along
>>201623201looks like a staffie?very dangerous pit bull like dogs those
>>201623201haha youve even dressed him a bit like a chav
>>201623228They can fucking try but I’ll hang myself before I step foot back on British soilBurned my passport at the weekend and am getting my citizenship revoked as we speak
>>201623201Dogblatt lookin good
>pool's closed, timmy
>>201623234not during those last few days before my cenno comes in and i can buy more gear
ITS JUST A SHOT AWAY
wish i could eat and drink massive amounts and never gain weight
>>201623283calm down shamima begum
>>201623112no need. underground parking.
>>201623201Ticking time bomb there mate hope there’s no kids in ur house
>>201623201if you dress him up he wont be a shitbull bite threatnot surprised to see his owner hates kids as much as shitbulls loke that dog do though
>>201623091good film
Carnivore diet is a pseudoscientific fad diet where you eat only animal products, and zero carbs, fruit or veg.It leads to mineral and vitamin deficiencies which can cause brain damage - lowering IQ by ~10 points and causing psychosis, heart disease, kidney damage, gout, colon cancer.A more extreme version of the diet - the Lion diet - consists of living off only beef, salt, and water.Jordan Peterson, his wife and his daughter Mikhaila have been living purely on the "Lion diet" since 2018.There's a close to 100% chance one of the 3 will die from their diet before 2030, assuming they are being truthful about sticking purely to the "Lion diet".
>>201621523How often do you leave your house?
>>201623283grim
>>201623111threw my head back in a hearty laugh at this one
So called mates once again not replying or even opening my texts leading me to another night of solitude. Refuse to drink on my own for discipline reasons so have had to do an incelwalk around my town feeling sorry for myself to keep myself occupied.
>>201623333in english doc
>Starmer is starting to be in trouble and losing popularity with everything he’s doing >migrants running riot everywhere >prisons overflowing >suddenly le epic Irish diaspora Norf FC band get back together and suddenly that’s all the news is talking about>same band that was pally with Blair and helped him get elected with cool britannia in the 90s>retards fall for the psyop and stop thinking about the real problems
>>201623314Isnt she desperate to come backUgly paki whore has the face of a toolmaker’s son anyway bet shell be on one of the boats soon enough
feel like SHIT
saw a woman earlier dressed exactly like a 50's female caricature, she had a brilliant and large union jack bag, and also had big titsWas an interesting sight. Much better than that disgusting old man who goes around the city centre clicking his fingers obsessively, dressed only in a tiny thong every day, who is apparently also a convicted violent woman abuser and harasser, and has been exited from natwest of all banks for going to the branch and talking about how much he loves the smell of women's pubesI saw him again on my lunchbreak today
Makes me laugh when I see people talking about how they can't tell actors apart. They all look different. They are different people.What you are describing is a symptom of autism. Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans do not look the same. Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio do not look the same. You have autism.
>>201623361Carnivore is just the chud version of veganism
Whose going to Vintage by the Sea in Morecambe this weekend?
>>201623201ah yeh you're that deano mong with the grey everything
>>201623404Try the lion diet then you'll feel better x
i’m on some shit that ain’t even came out the ass yet
rubber malcaron
Felt so low and depressed today and I hate how lazy I am
>>201623187alri grandad
trips and i will die immediately
well poo barmer turned into a complete fucking tyrant pretty fucking quick didn't he
>>201623457digits and you live to 120
>friend messages me in a panic this morning asking if he can call at lunch>say yes>have a meeting a lunch that overruns - ask if after work is fine>says yes>doesn't phone me, stops responding to my textsstrange little fella, that
of all the things to focus on with this country, he decided it was smoking in pub gardens lmao. what the fuck
>>201623499Bloody pub garden smokers. Coming over here, stabbing our kids. Sick of em!
I'm an oil man.
>>201623472you need to be really thick to think “parties” and “elections” matter in 2024it’s all the same ideas, people and outcome. this has been clear to see for ages but if you honestly thought, in a post covid world, anything was going to change because of an “election” you’re a lost cause
>>201623361So true, restrictive diets are fucking retarded. Remember the egg white diet?
>>201623436not interested unless it's eating nothing but lion bars
>>201623488the pakis he owed money to must've found him
>>201623488You should call him and check if he's okay.Mental health is serious.
>>201623447have you seen this tool in your dreams?the strange face many people report seeing in their dreams explained
>>201623549No
metal elfs
>>201623449Imagine living in a cozy paradise full of lush greenery, fog, rain, and heckin' walkable cities and being depressed.
>you need to be really thick to think “parties” and “elections” matter in 2024>it’s all the same ideas, people and outcome. this has been clear to see for ages but if you honestly thought, in a post covid world, anything was going to change because of an “election” you’re a lost cause
Have you every seen such a manifestation of pure virility that radiates such raw sexual energy as the BBC? Is there anything on the planet that so profoundly captures the essence of unrestrained, unadulterated carnal hunger as a powerful, well-bred, throbbing BBC? As soon as a fertile blonde woman enters the vicinity, the BBC's cellular white woman sensors immediately triangulate her position using complex biochemical mechanisms that white scientists have yet to understand. As soon as her location is found, the BBC pilots its powerful coal-black exosuit like a mech toward its nubile prey. At the same time, the melanin receptors of the white woman's fertile pink pussy signal for the secretion of lubricating fluids in anticipation of the BBC, and the vaginal canal stretches to accommodate its immense length and girth. The moment of contact is a shocking display of pure animalistic domination, the white woman unable to do anything but scream with pleasure as the BBC mercilessly pounds her supple, dripping, pink pussy with seemingly infinite stamina, finally filling her womb with its hot white ecstasy at the moment of sweaty, gasping climax. How can tiny white peckers ever hope to compete with such a monstrous black avatar of carnal delight?
>>201623598you forgot wogs. without them it would be literal paradise.
having a giggle at that latest trip jake sulivan made to china to beg them to lift a trade embargo on rare minerals used in electronicsthis after all the sanctions the us put on china
>Bing Li and colleagues demonstrated a high fat diet rich in fish oil induces hair loss get on LOW FAT now
But BBC is not just about sex and rebellion. It is also a symbol of the white man's decline. The Black Lives Matter movement has brought to light the injustices and atrocities committed by white people, and it has caused a shift in the power dynamics of society. White men are now seen as weak and inferior compared to black men, who are fighting for their rights and demanding equality.And let's not forget about the phenomenon of white girls going to blacked-themed parties and engaging in gangbangs with multiple black men. This is a clear indication of the power and dominance that BBC holds over white women's fantasies.In conclusion, it's safe to say that BBC is not just a sexual preference for white women, but it has also become a statement and a symbol of societal change. As white men, you need to accept and adapt to this reality and perhaps even embrace it. Because whether you like it or not, BBC is here to stay, and it's only going to continue to rise in power and dominance.So, dear whiteboys, just face the truth and adapt to it. The rise of BBC is not something to be feared or ignored, but rather, it's something to be studied and learned from. Who knows, maybe you can even learn a thing or two from your black brothers on how to satisfy your women.
>>201623654oh for fucks sakes
this is my vibe
>>201623545good postwe dont love in a democracy, we liver under the iron fist of a uniparty that hates usevery three to five years depending on the country we are allowed the illusion of choice, where two or three liars take the stage and lie about what they will doeventually a winner is called, denocracy has worked they say, even as the liar proceeds to prove that he never had any intention of doong what he saidso nothing the people have voted for gets done, in fact often quite the opposite, and they call it democracy. its clever really, giving people these outlets in the form of elections every few years so they dont get too angry and revolt, and pretending that its your fault, you voted for this, to justify the outlawing of revolutionary speech that seeks to enact meaningful change and despite how transparent it is most people still buy into it and think we genuinely have a choice, spend more time mocking or seething at opposition voters than wondering how they can actually change the system that keeps their lives miserable
even my grim alky chubby incel mate has found a slightly overweight council estate lass and is now happy as larry in a relationship meanwhile i languish in my room
Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Poo Barmer. Why has the WEF seen fit to suppress our freedom to smoke? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course, your question touches on one of the most basic freedoms, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of our democracy. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for the country? Will they ever lift the ban and let us smoke again?Let me assure you that the smoking ban will be lifted on the day that we have mastered ourselves...the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.
>>201623654fucking live on sardines and kippers meon the other hand not sure how much i trust any single given new diet study thing
>>201623767are you a seal?
>>201623755stay chipper
>>201623654yeah bro ill just let my fucking cells starve and break down shall i
Been buying packs of ham/chicken/turkey trimmings and making sandwiches with them.
i'm the king of england
>>201623755haha yea it's like that alright
>>201623794just a bit poor and lazy haha
>>201623764He didnt mention the far right, nazis or the fact that he’s the product of a toolmaker 2/10 nothing like him
>>201623669was just saying this down the pub
>>201623755It’s all about being social and being around women. Money, looks, things like that help you access the better women, but everyone out there *can* find a gf just might not be the 10/10 you’re dreaming of
>>201621443looks like she smells
Almost at the gymShall racistly exercise my upper body before racistly walking hom and racistly dreaming about channel boats being sunk by the military
there's poo in my brain
>>201623905xcringe
>>201623929Niggers arent allowed to post here
>>201623905based
got to go deal with the enormous spider now
Hate working late on a Friday. Have to walk through the city and see all the lads getting ready for a night out makes me proper depressed
slob my knob like it's your job you blobs
>>201623869unless you're autistic and have a negative debuff on social skillsthen it's truly over
>>201623975Tag along with some then
>>201623905didnt know australia had a channel
>>201623997it doesn’t work like that mate ffs
>>201624003yeah very funny you black bastard
>>201623869cope>>201623993megta cope looks ar eall that matter
>>201624003didnt know Australia had a military
>>201623598>britain >greeneryLmao
>>201624035greener than america
>>201624021Of course it does. Every time I go out there's always been one random lad that we met that ended up joining us
tried to make the new threadtold me i had to 'wait a while'couldn't be botheredsomeone else, go ahead and make it
new. now.
>>201624072Literally never happened to me. We might meet a lad and talk to him for a while but never has a bloke just turned up and tagged along uninvited, you’d look like a right fucking creep
sucking a kipper
>>201624100make it racistly
>>201624115Reckon you're just a miserable bastard
new>>201618179>>201618179
>>201624138Is that what you reckon is it?
make the newgger
>>201623074>>201623074>>201623074
>>201621443>>201621443>>201621443
>>201624025you will never be british
>>201624155YEAH! WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?HUH!? HUH!? CATS GOT YOUR TONGUE!?
>>201624144fuck off pal
Enough is enough Get it made
>>201624230>>201624230>>201624230
australia could easily fix their problems, britain is fucked
>>201624248We need to get rid of american influence in our politics but thats easier said than doneYou guys are fucking us
>>201621443>>201621616>>201621687>>201621825Literally made for big BLACK brazilian men
>>201622400Why does he look like Phill Collins?
