CANSLAD TO THE RESCUE edish
ordering a hit squad on the next smartarse cunt who thinks it's funny to link to a new that isn't actually the new
>>201624266epic! xD
canslad makes me proud to be irish
my ex gf has moved to Cornwall and apparently she's being pimped out by the Kurdish mafia, or at least being propositioned about it
smashed up my smelly bedroom because i didn't get an email from oasis
(8) sher wana live this lifestyle (8)
spider gone behind bath
>>201624278>>201624278>>201624278All in here lads
>>2016242304 fresh pale meats for thugs and goons to tear up LOL
Just learned about the concept of a ”reverse mortgage”What the actual fuck
Ideas for the next vlog:Iron with me (8-hour ironathon)Ironing on a rainy day night routineI only iron dark academia clothes (no jeans!!!)Going ironing with my Bast Frand BlakeneyIroning UnJaded Jade's Curly HairKombucha sponsored my ironing boardNord VPIronMarfa destroys the iron: an art filmWhy ironing is problematic; Amily Dickinson hated itWe should normalise creasesWe should normalise never ironingI annotate the ironing board without asking my parents!Video Essay: The Domesticity of the Iron in Victorian Childhood GirlhoodHarry Potter and the Fucking Bitch Who Never Irons
Shall I get a cheeky chinese?
>>201624341scran ruby minge
got no fucking snacks in
>>201624329Basically Tom Selleck wants to steal your home
>>201624286Based hate women me
get the creatures posted
Only had a Greggs sausage roll for lunch and I'm supposed to get 2500 calories a day to maintain my weightFuck sakes how do I make up for that much in one meal
>>201624351I'm getting a cheeky Korean myself
>>201624230Beautiful.
you're really not missing that much by not going out, other than the opportunity to shag which is why anyone ever goes out in the first place overly expensive drinks, entry fees, nobheads, chavvy women, loud and shit music, rip off taxis, dodgy kebabs and pizzas, cold fucking weather, dickhead bouncers, smell of smoke, sticky grim floors...
>>201624341Looks pretty peng here tbf
>>201624379Which ones the creature?
Instagram is just status signalling. Full of women and deanos posting about their new expensive clothes or their dinner at a trendy upmarket restaurant or their trips abroad. It’s all to say “look how rich and cultured I am”, all curated and designed for people to take the bait and one up each other. It’s pathetic. You can live those experiences without posting your gay little filtered pictures to your account to one up people you don’t even talk to.
>>201624394Eat a pizza
might watch Jaws tonight
keanu reeves just really isn't a very skilled actorhe was good at playing a retarded teenager in bill and ted, but then he came back 30 years later and he couldn't play ted anymore either, he must be super complacent since everyone loves him for some reason
>>201624416holy cope
>>201624379Bit racist calling them "creatures" mate
>>201624379
proper yankaboo me love absolutely everything about America the history the politics the culture the nature the media the capitalism the food just love love love the lot and wish i was American so bad god damn this paki hellhole island
*ad starts playing on the /brit/ TV with ugly chuds posing*Get the incel look
Get the clappers posted
where's nellposter
>>201624230This image just triggered my age old fantasy of being a nomad warlord riding into a village or town with my posse of warriors. We ride in, and we go round house by house banging open the doors. I imagine seeing this visage: an out of shape, weak and pathetic sedentary lifestyle practicing "man", and his beautiful family. I bash his face in, break his arms and legs, but keep him alive so he can see me and my men deflower his daughters and despoil his wife. The way he would scream and shout as i would mount his youngest, most beloved, precious daughter, he would yell with such genuine, incomprehensible pain as his little girl cried and begged to be released, i would thrust and thrust and thrust until my seed was ready to be expunged, i would then finish inside and make sure to let the coward know that his girl will sire my child, in his last moments, before i ended his misery he will have to know that i have taken over his bloodline, i take on the girls into my harem. For decades on further, i would fuck and fuck them and they would bring me more and more children. Every time i fucked them, all of the girls would remember the way they were taken, the way their father was murdered and forced to witness their rape with his last breath. They would with time get used to their life as my servants, from my whores they would turn into the caretakers of my children, their sorrow would turn into affection for my seed and after long decades, when i am on my deathbed, they, along with the children they reared sob as they see me expire having completely forgotten the pain they once felt as they were raped and kidnapped after their father was murdered, they no longer saw a rapist, a kidnapper, or a murderer...they were witnessing the death of a man they love.
>>201624439been on more nights out then you've had hot dinners diegsy
sucking some gay seal rum
>>201624474cope onu clearly dont have the first fooking clue lmao
any of you got that comic where a student says his teacher is built for bbc and she overhears them and imagines herself on the news?also looking for the comic of the poland ball sodomizing the russia ball after it shows the american ball some tigers.
>>201624446it's over lad...it's over
>>201624492no?
We need to get rid of Americans in /brit/ but that's easier said then done
Ordered the cheeky chinesresatay chicken skewerssweet and sour chickenboiled ricethat's me tonight ye
Its not an easy task to hone the craft of comedy.I've talked about this with comedy mastodons - Joe Grogan and Brendan Scwaps
The things that used to mean so much to meHave gone the way of dinosaursHopes and dreams and everythingAll I want for you to be is happy or somethingI guess anything is better than the time you spentHoping I got it sorted outI sent you a postcard but the post office sent it backThey said the building's been torn downI just miss what I thought we both had
anime
Business idea: create a ginger village, for all the ginger people to live in harmony and if they wish to leave to find a mate of another hair colour they canLike the Amish but with cans
>>201624469yeah?
>>201624379i love how much joy it brings them
>>201624416How likely is it to even shag from a night outLet's say you're a 5'11" average looking lad, it's probably really low to be honest. Maybe 1 in 20 times you'll actually pull and have sexo if you're going to the top locations with a decent mate or two as wingman.Every other time is just a blur of drinking, dancing to awful music, ogling at fit birds, going home frustrated, feeling sick from alcohol, sleeping like shit.
>>201624515Haha lol!! Said the American, so funny and quirky!!
>>201624446same often cope online about how great britain is (no pun intended) but sincerely wish i was a yank it mogs this country in practically every metric it’s basically like britain 2.0 across the sea, and much better
time travelling to the victorian era and going around pinching dowagers on the bum
own brand digestives for tea
MA'AM DO NOT REDEEM THE BOBS!
Why don't britons look like this?
>>201624559yeah!
>>201624341>8-hour ironathon
>>201624425so fucking what
gnite lads an fuck jews
>>201624614Corr, get them on the front line
>>201624563Newfoundland, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia
>>201624607i would open my ponus and testacle for she
Poo poo poo poo poo pooPoo poo poo poo poo pooPoo poo poo poo poo pooPoo poo poo crazy poo
doing a little gay porn twerk
>>201624614Years of state funded niggification of the population at the altar of diversity (code for crony capitalist profits)
>>201624607go be brown somewhere else and take your curry-scented pillows with you
imagine wish you were a yank and not a chinamanalri boomer
might whip up a pb&j and a tea
>>201624607mental how people want to send them back
>>201624607fucking eeeeeeellllllllll what i wouldnt do oh my
wish i could play guitar been trying for ages but just dont have the knack
You can sense that Spainpaki is really going for it with the spam this evening, he's feeling bitter and vengeful after last night's meltie and humiliation
>>201624296What are you going to do about it?
>>201624593i have a fantasy of sorts of shagging victorian womenpurchasing a manor and hiring a small army of female maids and sexing them all
im tired of pretending that white bread isnt better than brown bread
Racistly wishing Hitler had won and resenting the fact I will never live in a national socialist country that actually cares about its citizens
>>201624708just imagined you whipped up pb&j and tea from back pocket haha hilariousu
It's impossible to be an incel in Britain
>>201624519for me it wasshredded chilli beefKung po chickenChicken fried ricePrawn toastSeaweed
4chan.org/int/brit is just status signalling. Full of neeks and rorkes posting about their new uninformed opinion or their racist wordview or their trips to the loo. It’s all to say “look how superior and smart I am”, all curated and designed for people to take the bait and one up each other. It’s pathetic. You can live those experiences without posting your gay little filtered posts to your thread to one up people you don’t even talk to.
>>201624667wouldn't bother getting out of bed for that kind of pay
>>201624745would love to do sexing with pretty much any woman who isn't an immediate relative
it's impossible to be an incel in israel
>>201624745hope youre okay with the stench and hair cause they were all full bush but never bathed
>>201624673>NewfoundlandYou mean Little Ireland, lad
autistic gf drawing mythbusters yaoi again
>>201624756*gestures at all the posters in the thread*yeah?
>>201624754why has 4chan decided youre you cranian now
>>201624692not supposed to use words like that
>>201624614they all look very neotenous and feminine i thought russian men were hard as nails
>>201624768ok virginno one else takes 4chan this seriouslylog off
>>201624782Yeah because they are all gay rapists
How do we respond lads?
>>201624786they did shave and that sounds great regardless
>>201624807nigger?NIGGER
>>201624800not a single idea. something about ssl certificate hacker voodoo magic poo.
>>201624756Yeah because I get fucked by hmrc every day, gordon bennett>>201624782Yeah because I get fucked by the Israel Tax Authority every day, oy gevelt
>>201624811because everyone in russia looks like that you fucking idiotdo you not now how media works
>>201624769With a household after tax income of £505 per week, I have a higher income than around 58% of the population - equivalent to about 38.8 million individuals.
>>201624865freak
>>201624823Is the link moni?
>>201624782impossible to be an incel in muslim countries tooweird thatwhite countries all be full of angry school shooters
>>201624823Reddit ruined this general long before this gimp found it kekThey will never experience the prime poley era of schizoposting
>>201624868yeah? got my pay in today at 4,097like i said, i wouldn't even show my arse out of bed for that kind of scratch
used to have this gimmick where whenever a rare flag showed up in here i'd say "all (country demonym)s should be killed"the reasons i don't do it anymore are twofold: one, i've already done it to almost every countryand two, i'm afraid these days that kind of thing would get the glowies on me
>>201624823this post is how i found brit lol
>>20162490299% sure its gunna be the sheikh
>>201624923if you want schizo posting you can go to /x/ or /pol/ or /kpg/
>>201624920that’s just yank incels cause they’re all fucking maniacs over thereeuropean incels just paint maps and watch anime
>3-Year duration 4chan Passes are now available for $45kek, getting desperate to keep the lights on eh gookmoot?
>>201624946blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>201624946get extradited for that shit these daysake no mistake sir keir starmers storm troopers are coming for you
>>201624943Do you live somewhere where things are cheaper or more expensive? I bet I'm getting more out of mine than you are yours, and mine is a first years salary. I'm also getting a lot of shares in the corporation I work forYour days are numbered
What's your explanation for why we haven't found proof of aliens yet? Why aren't they out there?
>>201624970?? The lad who got arrested for a post
>>201625019whoa slow down i was just saying from my perspective that's quite littleno need to get defensive
might move to pitcairn
>>201624988Thats a death signal for the site desuHe needs money bow to keep the site upBut what about in two years when all the passmonkeys dont have to pay for their pass so theres no cash coming in?
>>201624997really hope you die an embarrassing death like dying on the toilet like elvis
>>201624946did some investigation and you did it around 5-6 times only unless you posted in a different format that all x should be killed
I'll kill myself before my 3 years pass expires
>>201625032Too far away, and space exploration isn't really possible or likely. Intelligent species are too selfish to spend countless lifetimes travelling at sublight speeds in a universe expanding much faster than that
mumsy on the wine now
Next cute redhead i see working some bullshit job I will put the romance on her every day until she will be my wife and that's on me gran
>>201625032They're not physical but a creation of our collective psyche, like an egregore or tulpa
>>201625066he should try and sell the site to elon musk
>>201625010cant imagine any country receiving an extradition request for sir staircase and taking it seriouslymost likely they just look at it, have a giggle and then bin it"britain? hah!"
The concept of imageboards are so bizarre They started as something anime specific now today they're just bizarro anonymous forums. How did it get that way? Like why do I post on an imageboard. I can't even answer it
>>201625032considering it took ~4.3 billion years for life on earth to start and the universe is only ~13 billion years old ish, it's not too farfetched to assume life such as ours is rare and super advanced 'star trek' esque life is even rarer or doesn't exist.
>>201625093get her shagged and impregnated
>>201625080Why do Indian men try to grope and rape any white women who visit India?
>>201625071Hes lived an hilariously embarassing life Id be shocked if his death wasnt equally humiliating
>>201625057Better put aside some of your tremendous wealth to hire some round the clock bodyguards sunshine
>>201625116thats mad thatis that cgi? has to be
Britain? More like GAY-tain!*runs off back to /ita/*
>>201625116I've heard of being on the lamb but this is just ridiculous!
>>201625116Paki's wife hanging out with welsh wife
>>201625032if you imagine the visible universe to be all earth's oceans - we have 'mapped' about a cups worth of water. thats why mate.
It didn't have to be like this.
>>201625077perhaps your search parameters were off, i was able to find a streak of them quite easily
Had a wank to weight gain porn again
>>201625101In uni I dated this cute freckly redhead yank bird Her name was Kimberley and she was from KentuckyI shagged her on the second date and she let me spaff inside cos she was on the pillWe were fwbs after that and she also let me buy a load of vyvanse pills from her she had that orange pill bottle n all, mental
>>201625071project on
Imagining diego getting to the pearly gates after he dies suffering a diabetic seizure while locked in at home alone only for god to say no shitskins, should have lived in your own country
>>201625174mad how there's more universe outside of what we can detect.like, light far enough away will never ever reach earth. mental how big the universe is really.
KWAB
>>201625196>In uni I dated this cute freckly redhead yank bird>Her name was Kimberley and she was from Kentuckyperfect>I shagged her on the second date and she let me spaff inside cos she was on the pillgrim grim grim it's over billions must die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I
Japanese fella with his binoculars on a lanyard
Convinced nobody here knows what projection is
>>201625206no chance diego is going to heaven lol that rat is evil
>>201625149yh dont worry la x
>>201625114The Earth is 4.5 billion years old so life probably only took 100 or 200 million years to begin once it had a planet
>>201625206you are severely mentally ill
m.a.a.d city, bit of a tune that
>>201625196Diego is going to have a fit when he sees this
>>201625240Feel like you're projecting a bit there lad
>>201625247All shitskins are evil
>>201625198that's not what projecting means you windpipe cunt
>yet another job rejection today. on the dole 13 years now>mum sees i'm upset and tells me not to worry, she'll make my favourite tea tonight to cheer me up - chicken kievs with chips and beans>sit down to eat and realise immediately she's bought asda's own brand beans even though she knows i only eat heinz>blazing row over beans flares up, end up flinging my plate at the wall>mum runs off sobbing and saying she doesn't know what's wrong with me>run off to my room and slam the door as loudly as i can>creep downstairs later on to get snacks because i'm starving>overhear mum on the phone to her friend talking about how she raised a failure of a manHow's your Friday night going lads?
>>201625192Feeling like I might wank to A Bug's Life rule 34 but I fear there won't be enough material
>>201625301you've been done retardo
There's chemical signatures of life in the gas clouds of VenusAlso ideal conditions for it on Europa and numerous other ice moonsWe've found rocks on Mars that appear to show fossilised microbes and also liquid water in Mars deep underground Our solar system is teeming with life. We just haven't gone to collect proof yet because governments don't want to spend 200 billion dollars just to confirm that microscopic bacteria-like organisms exist on our neighbouring worlds
i'm going to outlive all of you
>>201625327you deserve to die
Can't remember what it's like to feel human
>>201625261Ew
(8) pray your soulmate got a soul when you meet her (8)>>201625351hs?
>>201625301What he wanted to say was ‘i know you are but what am i’ but he thought that sounded juvenile so he tried (and failed) to say it in an intelligent way
diego is an agent of satan
want to touch rabbits quite hard
https://screamer.wiki/1_Bitch_9_Pups
>>201625353ktim
the pentagon released videos of ufos performing manoeuvres that are not possible with our current technology, what further proof do you need?
Mexican lass at uni seems very interested in me. Hopefully that's not doxxable since I doubt there's many Mexicans at UK unis.Anyway thinking of asking her out. Would it be weird if I learnt some Spanish for her?
>>201625370projec ton>>201625379hs?
>>201625348Hope soWhy would anyone want to extend this hell on earth
>>201625380
>>201625336problem is people hear 'life' they think, 'oh, like us?' not single celled organism you can only see with a mircoscope.
The Asian Fanny
considering all the sci-fi media out there, it would be pretty funny if it turned out humans are among the biggest and strongest of sentient species in the galaxy.
>>201625390I AIN'T clicking that shit niggggggguhhhhhh!!!*teleports to varrock*
>>201625390sanest whiteboy
avg antivirus
>>201625380alri Lenny
I want passionate romance with a ladylike 6/10 is all. Keep your degenerate slags
>>201625408your chud life could be so beautiful if you just forgive it
The South Asian Fanny (It's Brown and Pink; Hot)
>>201625403Need my arse probed by a fit alien lass NOWThen I'll believe it
>>201625379just filter himhe never makes new threads and has never made an informative post its just smug adhoms and seethe
>>201625404i reckon she'll be quite flattered if you learned her language. good way to get fluent in it as well. just don't be weird about it.
>>201625407demon begone
>>201625477project on
>>201625458you can have itjust don't ask her about her history. stay blissfully ignorant
>>201625454'ri?
>>201625470>thinking diego only posts with his name onoh sweetie
>>201625418big fan
>>201625486do you not think how you may be discouraging people from christianity with your evil ways
Diego deep throating his icepop to check if he's gay or not
>>201625461Everything good about existing is bein stripped away by a government that hates me and wants me dead because of my sex and skin colourI dont think coping mechanisms are gunna stop indians shitting in the sinks, lebs raping little girls or chinks and americans bribing government officials
Diego is the Mr. Bean of /brit/
>>201625470never seen him post an image either. on an imageboard. but he'll happily sit there and lecture people how they should be using 4chan lmao. what a gimp
>>201625520what evil ways are those? >>201625535hs?
>>201625497she'll be __ years old so doubt there will be too many miles
weird goblin bastard need him killed
hope diego farts so hard that he shits himself
diego running circles around his detractors again
>>201625564i did this in the tub once and a nugget of poo floated around with me the entire time.
>>201625464sexo
eternal maskers/long covid people and vax conspiracy theorists have the same concerns. that every stroke comes from that same period and its medical response. yet for some reason they don't agree
>>201625558greed, sloth, envy for a start
>>201625414Indeed, if there's life on Mars or Venus it will be single celled organisms in hard to reach regions.Only place other than Earth where macroscopic life would be possible is if there's any around sulphuric thermal vents at the bottom of Europa's seas. I doubt there's anything more than microbes on Europa myself, but that is a possibility.
>>201625562great post if i dont say so myself really happy with how it turned out
Taco bell on the way
He’s been on his Aussie VPN all day. The man has no life.
>>201625602>single celled organisms in hard to reach regionsrorke in his smelly bedroom
>>201625579seethe from brainlets i've exposed is unreal haha>>201625598wouldn't say i have greed. sloth and envy tho u on that but like that's par for the course this website is sin
used to hate myself in my late teens early 20s for still looking like a child but now I’m 25 and everyone I went to school with gigawalled and have disgusting beer bellies and sport stupid deano beards and here’s me, the fittest I’ve been in my life, sub 50 resting rate and could still pass as a sixth former largely thanks to my vigorous skin care routing and health balanced diet I’m going to be young forever
>>201625558dont act coy dickhead you know what you are
Jesus and Buddha have a fight. Who wins?
i really can't stand toilet humour particularly from women, and the proto-gf made a fart joke the other day and now i'm like 30% as attracted to her as i was before
>>201624230They look like they fuck black men, exclusively.
>>201625644what's your skincare routine lad xx
>>201625644men hit the wall in their mid 40s
>>201625644*pulls up leg and farts*
>>201625624That bulliedbumhole wetwipe was calling aussies VPNs today but im pretty sure all these aussies are just regular aussies
Bought a new pair of speakers today, cost me £400 but they’re so worth it. Feel too autistic to use them this late in case I bother my neighbours though lol
>>201625671Had this happen with a protogf onceJust lost attraction and stopped messaging her within a couple months, never met up again after it
>>201625696you've been here 24 hours straight bulliedbumholelad you haven't had any sleep? Fuckin hell
>>201625700why the fuck would you spend that much on speakers?
>>201625656what's that? projector?
>>201625700if noise is a potential complaint, i would've spent it on some quality headphones instead.
So how's this new government doing? I don't pay attention to politicks
>>201625657buddha probably, seems to me like jesus would be a complete pacifist and refuse to throw hands, whereas the buddha would go for the "middle path" which sometimes involves smacking someone
It's mad to think about how many hopeless NEETs and other low skilled people post on /brit/.
Laptopberg screen is just black when I turn it on after hibernating with the power cord in. Spent months trying to troubleshoot it. Only solution is to never shut down with the power cord in.Technology is shit.
Distracting myself cause I can hear family arguing and crying in the other roomHate conflict, dont know how people can get so emotional in front of each other like that
>bulliedbumholethat's about to be my ringpiece after I get this taco bell burrito scranned lol
Is Oblivion a good video game? The faces look kinda freaky
Just another day in samsara. *rolls eyes*
>>201625770no sweaty
>>201625756Whats more likely, ive been awake for over a day on 15 VPNs specifically trying to make you miserable because you wipe your shitter with wetwipes or your pattern recognition isnt nearly as good as you think it is and there really was 10 (ten) people ruthlessly mocking you yesterday morning
>>201625777they were on holiday or something, so they havent really done anything yetsome leaks about stupid shit coming out. dunno when they'll announce anything. think there's supposed to be a budget or something?
Can I have a pay rise?
>>201625816imagine being to wank whilst pissing that is just binkers
>>201625795i'm piecing things back together. being more active and working on my drivers license so i can get a job.sick of being a miserable leech every day. parents aren't going to live forever.
>>201625816screaming
Why do we call them speakers? Should be called hearers really
>>201625815Weve got taco bell back home now?Really are importing the worlds worst aye
not this shit again
*turns on the school projector with the hymn sheet in place, projecting the lyrics on the wall*Give me oil in my lamp keep me burningGive me oil in my lamp, I pray
>>201625822one of the best rpgs you can playbut possibly a product of it's time
>>201625816Uh
>>201625700my speakers cost more than 10x that much, poorfag
>>201625871Not really, you're the one hearing things not the device
>>201625816need to cup my mouth around that as she does that
>>201625816just said this down the pub
wish i was in charge of a large social media so i could subtly shape public opinion
>>201625863Having a car is life changing, very freeing, good luck.
Well thats my workout done, racistly of courseTriceps werent fully recovered from being a retard on tuesday but it went fineTime to racistly march home to Erika and daydream of a national socialist australia
women's genitals just seem severely ill-equipped to release urine, god it must suck being a woman i have no idea why so many men are trooning out these days (although apparently the majority of them keep their knobs tbf)
>>201625890I doubt it
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql3Jofeeubw
reckon if i had a minge i wouldnt really be bothered about stuffing things up it but would just rub it against everything
>>201625644You'll start visibly aging from now25 is the last year of genuine youthIt's all older, fatter, balder after that
we really on those incel hours fuck me
>>201625947very much is, especially when you're a rural cuck like myself.
>>201625968> i have no idea why so many men are trooning out these daysincels who can't have the woman so become the woman, every time
>>201625991wish i was a woman so bad
>>201625968grooming porn and the general oppression of straight white men both structurally through government and online on every social media except elon musks twitter because hes mad his own son trooned out
>>201625834no idea what you're on about but it's well known that spainlad does that sort of shit when he's getting bodied
>>201625971you will never be a real audiophileyou will never have good soundsyou have no money, you have no quality speakers
Just been accosted by a Redguard fellow asking about my coin purse We live in darkening times my friend...
>>201625863careful sharing this info on here bro they will try to drag you down. they HATE seeing a chudcel make it (we're gonna make it)
just want to lie down and die
>>201625968i've heard if they wipe the wrong way they get infections and everything easily.not to mention if you mess up the balance of things in there with certain hygiene products.and the monthly bleeding that dictates your entire mood.yeah, not great. but not my problem.thing about mtfs is they get to be men without all of the burden of being women kek
why is there white stuff on my screen all of a sudden lol
>>201626067stay chipper
>>201626067ktim
Pooing out a shit using the famous arsehole opening method
>>201625899Oh yeah? I'm the one speaking am I? You fucking stupid cunt
>>201626090sry bae x
Nice thing about Fridays is you can filter Diego
>>201626090*surreptitiously puts my willy away*Dunno aha x
>>201626109Imbecile
>>201626037and you have a $1000 mug!
Genuinely cannot picture what an Aussie suburb looks like, or a neighbourhood
>>201626081only heard about fannies through the grapevine have you
mad how im the least mentally ill person here
>>201626045Couldn't make the rent payment this month but the Khajew landlord M'Shekels said he'll give me an extension at 30% interest
>>201626158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk
>>201626135Oh sorry, is fucking stupid cunt a nickname then?
>>201626168had a female friend for a few years and she would divulge many things about it.
>>201626158*sends you a picture of my suburb from directly outside my front door*Here you go, Mr GCHQ was it?
you've done it again /brit/, another entertaining and informative thread
>>201626158imagine a yank suburb but slightly less retarded and the houses are brick
>>201626194>mental how i am the tallest dwarf
>>201626158I always imagine them like American ones but hotter and full of cockatoos
>>201626158Wonder how trick or treating works down there
Had to unsubscribe from Videogamedunkey. The man is simply not funny any more
I am so utterly despondent
>>201626275>>201626275>>201626275
>>201626239well obviously i'm not neurotypical or i wouldnt be here
>>201626235WellThe houses are brick or weatherboard cladding but theyre wood frames just like the yanks and you dont plaster the plasterboard either just likes the yanksStructurally the same type of cheap shite
>>201626270he wouldn't say that
When did deno become a normie memeJust saw. Vid with 1 million views singing about deno
