The Cans Are Effective edish
Need an Asian
went trick or treating in australia and the cunt put a huntsman in my bag
diego was on here the other night seething how his family don’t let him alone with his nieces weird man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Nlm92OE1w screaming, mad how this fat cunt managed to fuck up his whole image
3-Year N-word passes are now available for $45
Googled Australian suburbLooks nice
>>201626275still fit despite her best efforts
they all live in giant bungalows with bright red soil and weird creatures
>>201626323project on
I'm gay and even I've noticed that gay culture is starting to assume that black men are natural tops. Even we aren't spared woke.
Went trick or treating in canada and saars shit in my bagand my pumpkin and my sink
>>201626344will not be paying a dime to this website and block every ad.the sooner it dies the sooner a lot of miserable people can get on with their lives
how do i learn to be a better kisser?
film idea: a sequel to the hills have eyes, the bums have poos
>>201626395Leafo's lost the bloody plot
>>201626417kiss your sister like i did
>>201626323190 also nonced his neices
>>201626382dont really care you grim cunt. hope gay death takes you soon
Don't really give a shit about yank politics but Trump's pick for a running mate is so bizarre.J.D Vance is a fat, unlikeable retard. Look at the fucking state of him.
i like canada
(8) booboo touch me (8)
>>201626382there arent really any on the hm catalog did you noticedo you like blokes who look like you
>>201626382It’s the opposite in reality
>>201626335>i cant even post my girlfriends onlyfansoh my days
>>201626382reckon because you base your entire identity around pooey arse sex you're more prone the fetishization of race
4chan.org/int/brit is just status signalling. Full of neeks and rorkes posting about their new uninformed opinion or their racist wordview or their trips to the loo. It’s all to say “look how superior and smart I am”, all curated and designed for people to take the bait and one up each other. It’s pathetic. You can live those experiences without posting your gay little filtered posts to your thread to one up people you don’t even talk to.
snogging diego on the heath and drinking thatchers from the can while we listen to brat through bluetooth speakers
>>201626452should have picked Tulsi
Pale Ginger Sadhbhs guzzling down the warm nectared mead while /brit/ enjoys the cans
>>201626452Almost every single time someone says ‘but’, what preceded it is total bollocksThis is one of those cases
>>201626452https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palantir_Technologies
>>201626498ok
>>201626481Imagine her with a 5'2'' femboy with a 9 incher
>>201626417practice on your monitor https://spankbang.com/6fagb/video/japanese+hot+kissing
>>201626452>J.D Vance is a fat, unlikeable retardbirds of a feather
>>201626452Ulster Scots in a nutshell tbf
>tee hee im gay btw
>>201626500mate i have class i'm on the champers and i take proper speakersand a picnic blanket and basket with the chilled bottles of champers in and other snacksi'm not a pedestrian always take two glases uncase i can case a girl in
>>201626630boom
>>201626440you are evil>>201626460???>>201626472yes, lots of black men are desperate for bussy stimulation>>201626488I don't follow
would you shag your aunt/sister/mother if they were interested lads
Marry, shag, snog, kill
>>201626653lmao. fucking hell no wonder you're a perma-virgin
>>201626696hs?
>>201626674me have sexual thoughts all the time me no longer like normal things me become degeneratehappy now?
>>201626692Free Lucy and kill the rest
>>201626674would you shag your dad
sucking on diego’s nipple ring while he rides me cowgirl in a bedsit above a londis in shoreditch
>>201626703Ireland is less white than England now
>>201626674do you feel sexual pleasure or shame when you defecate?
My name is Andrew and I am a homosexual
When did deno become a normie memeJust saw. Vid with 1 million views singing about deno odd
They way europeans just slurp media hatred of american politicians is quite interestingMost of them dont know anything about them but just blindly believe the mediaVance is a war veteran and a very good public speaker who has repeatedly slaughtered kamala and walz in public talksWalz has unironically been shown lying about his military history including saying he went to war and saw combat in countries he proveably never went to (he never saw combat at all hes just a liar) and kamala is such a retarded nigger DEI hire that she isnt allowed to do interviews anymoreTrump is just a self serving mong that sucks israeli cockVance might be a fat yank you dont want to elect in the UK, sure, but the rest of them are way worse, hes the only one I actually like listening to
>>201626747whatthefuck
>>201626758
Watching brown men commentate on brown men's sporting achievements vis a vis the Paralympics
never use to be insecure about the size of my knob, but after 10 years of watching porn several times a day I now fear that it is pitifully small
>>201626772ok
anyone here play an instrument?
>>201626703I'm Welsh
>>201626809i play your mum's instrument
I've never had sex
>>201626498Oh aye?*turns away from you and farts quietly*
>>201626814Same
bed time soon x
>>201626772was just saying this at the boring yank club
>>201626828like going to alcoholic anoymous and saying you're an alcoholicWE KNOW
>>201626772blog on mr murdoch, suppose you'll send your boys to Iran for JD "hit em hard" Vance will you
watching a gritty bbc drama about a detective with a dark past
>>201626809whistle in your mum's arsehole.
diego doing a line off my cock and then throating my whole length while his beady black eyes roll back in his head
>>201626481doubt this bitch can wipe properlycrack probably full of poo flecks
I drive.
>>201626809yeah, probably
YanksGet them housedGet them fedGet them stomach pumpedGet them wanked off
i have had sex, twice, despite being an autist who cant talk to strangers or make friends
>>201626822>>201626868done that musicnonce freak
The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.
Has anyone else noticed that your gf is much more agreeable after she's taken bbc?
>>201626481imagine her with a big black BVLL
>>201626772isn't kamala's accent just completely fake?she's apparently not a great off the cuff speaker, but every time she opens her mouth it's like there's buffering lag where she runs what she was going to say through the "y'all" filter
>>201626875you are severley mentally ill
Would you ever do a threesome with a girl and another bloke?
>>201626809trying to play guitar but it just wont happen
JD Vance makes Starmer look like a man of genuine convictions. Total empty suit worm of a man
>>201626938yes if i get to shag the bloke
>>201626724>>201626731>>201626757lol just take a dick, you're obviously gagging for it
>>201626809Started learning the guitar when I was 14 until I realised it was gay as fuck.If I could do it all again I'd learn the piano or violin, true high IQ instruments. I'm not learning now though, too busy with my gooning schedule.
Ran into an old schoolmate up shops earlier and he asked me what I do.I didn't want to tell him I do menial shit in an office so I've said I'm a train driver.Embarrassing play from me tbf
Israel is based and our ally against the Asiatic Islamic hordes.
>>201626854Again not defending them on the whole but what makes you think modern dems wont do thatThey said trump was gunna start shit with china, he didnt and then biden started a full on trade war with china and crashed your currencyThey said trump was in bed eith russia, its just come out that the biden laptop showing dem corruption with russia was all real and the FBI illegally coerced facebook into calling it disinformation and hiding it until Biden wasnt up for election againWhen they say Trump is gujna start war with Iran, I dont see why Kamala would be any different, she also obviously serves Israel
>>201626828yeah we can tell
>>201626938honestly i doubt id ever even do a threesome with 2 girls whole thing isnt for me
>bulliedbumholelad
>>201626431cockmogs me by far!
>>201626984Yeah I'm sure if you picked a more inconvenient instrument you would have stuck with it
leaning back in the drivers seat on the M5 doing 90 while diego sucks my cock on molly
>>201626994when I messaged my best friend from school he ghosted me after I told him I'm on bennies for the autism
>american leftypol spending his friday evening defending two tier keir on /brit/odd person
Elderly parents haven't changed my bedding in over 6 months. I'm sleeping in my own dried sweat here. Grimola
>>201627067Get them knocked about
>>201627037>mollyfoy
>>201627037have actually done this its fucking brilwas only 100km/h tho
>>201627043We mongs are low-status runts
>>201627067i go years without washing my bed sheets or blankets. it's not that bad. not like i roll around in shit all day.
>>201626998Fair enough, I just think Vance is a total phony and he got in under odd circumstances. From anti-white self hating silicon valley hick to king chud VP pick in a couple years, campaign completely funded by paypal mafia. It's the most interesting shake up we've have had since 2015 but still nothing good.
>McTominay and Gilmour to Napoli
With Usada Pekora
>>201627037Hope you crash x
>>201627093he still lives with his parents and only works in Tesco, a bit silly to act superior over it
>>201627091oh and i was doing the sucking*
>>201627087need to drag my ugly chode across her pretty face
>>201627109What. A. G.
>>201627109kojima is a hack fraud
>>201626994Sounds like you want to be a train driver
Only wank once a week me
>>201627034*shoves a violin up your arse*Bit inconvenient for you now, isn't it?
>>201627109can see her fucking knickers
>>201627107bizarre
>>201627067Hope they die and the authorities find you on the brink of death with a mass of bedsores
>>201627144Why don’t you shut your fucking mouth
>when he whips out the HDMI cable
>>201627156that's about the right amount, it not right to wank everyday
nutting inside diego’s arse and then calling him a good boy as he immediately spins around cleans off the frothy lube and cum with his mouth
I wank everyday and hate every second of it
>>201627190
I'm the "funny fat guy" of the group
>>201627211corr bet that tasted of pooey arse lube cum froth
>>201627211hot
>>201627232haha yes, it is mental how big and poweful black cock is, my sister has never had a white bf lol
just shuddered because of /brit/
>>201627245I'm the only one in the group
>>201627190would give her permission to go into the past and sexually assault me, and I was a really cute kid so it's a win for her too
>>201627253santorum
about to expel poo from my colon
>>201627209dripping with british culture this post
>>201627273she did the right thing
>>201627179
>>201627209truth nuke that killed leftypol
>>201627279Lone wolf, eh? I know your type
Stellar Blade
>>201627245I'm the "handsome ripped guy" of my group.
>>201627191>when he whips out his BBC
looks like elton johned on it
>>201627309lone slug
>>201627308hes getting old
>>201627281bit grim that has a namegay man do get my stomach churning
black willies are not very interesting
Any experienced physiognomists in?
can't stand this fucking heat FUCK
A singer in a smokey roomThe smell of wine and cheap perfume
>visiting mumberg>go to my room>bed is covered in dog hair and paw prints>ok ..>get a clean sheet>it's full of leaves from being hung outsidewtfmental how sloppy she's become
>>201627357yeah heterosexuals have never done anything deviant they just murder millions of babies every year so they can keep having drugged up unprotected casual sex
>lose a single battle in ck350 legitimacy lost>conquer a kingdom50 legitimacy gainedBroken
>>201627360lol cope, black cocks are double the size of lil white clits and white women have bbc receptors that leak in anticipation for that african lovin LOL
>>201627245I’m fat but I’m doing it for a role
any cog in the machine man in?
timmy samefagging on and off his belgian VPN while ripped black thugs violate his mum's slit
are the shin megami tensei games worth playing
*rubs my little jewish paws together*yes just as they were starting to criticise israel and pro-israeli policy I started spamming about BBC and it worked!
if i forget something i'll panic that i'm getting dementiapanicked so much i cried yesterday when alone
>>201627431dat aryan pussy creaming for dat nubian seed lol
>>201627407does that have a name too then or what
>>201627413your mum's biopic?
chilling with my AI girlfriend on a Friday night, my life’s proper sick ahaha
>>201627459soft gimp
>>201627459
>>201627455No, turn based games are boring shite
>>201627455BIG fan of the series and id say not really in the scheme of things, if you want to give them a go try shin megami tensei 1, 3 or persona 3 and go from there. the other games are mostly downstream from those
been absolutely VIOLATED by my barber have to walk around with a hood up everywhere for the next week atleast
>>201627484Well it wasn’t a particular role, they always just need a big fat guy
>[David Ornstein] Chelsea agree deal to sign Jadon Sancho on loan from Manchester United>[Fabrizio Romano] Obligation to buy clause for Jadon Sancho to Chelsea from Man United is around £25m.
>>201627555hahaahah incel runt got the incel cut lmao
>>201627503>>201627514i have mental health
do women always hate the "fat funny guy" of the group like how men always hate the "fat funny girl"?
>>201627555
>>201627672ktim
>>201627647Dunno cause I don't have friends or a social life of any kind
>>201627607some stupid financial rules bullshit
>>201627647>fat funny girlno such thing
>>201627647no coz women love funny men but funny women don't exist
>>201627647women usually hate fat men unless they're like 6'5 then they tolerate for the height vagina tingles
>>201627555Haha bit of hot weather coming aswell ur FUCKED BOY AHAHAHAHHAHH
Just fucked my wife sorry if that upsets you boys lol
I know life is unfair, but sometimes it's very unfair isn't itI guess it's good to be alive and all that, gratitude and whatever, but when someone messes you around it's just really fucking shitWhy do bad things happen to decent people
good morning good evening and good night
>>201627790corr give er one from me son phworrr
Might stick on Mean GirlsAs a joke, like xAnd to wank to Lindsay Lohan
>>201627803at the risk of sounding edgy there are no decent people, there are only the strong and the weak, with the weak doing most of the suffering
>>201627790Will you remember this post in ten years when she divorce rapes you?
>>201627809Trueman show?
time to play teenagers at fighting games and say horrible shit to them when I lose
too sick to wank
>>201627803>guess it's good to be alive and all that, gratitude and whateverWhyBring people into existence against their will is a war crimeThe only thing more morally rephensible than creating a life is taking one, which is why parents who kill their kids (abortion etc) are truly evil
>>201627790what did it feel like having your penis inside the pussyhole? can you describe the sensation for me
>>201627829more of a rachael mcadams man, mebest mate in school looked like her
>>201627545Are they similar to the Pokémon gamesI’ve been playing them recently but they’re too easy for me, I need something more challenging
Mental how much my gran looks like David Bowie
pooasis
>>201627842True. But then in some situations if you act like a cunt, people think you're a terrible person. Can't win.
>>201627803whats happened lad?
>>201627829She was underage in that you sick fuck
>>201627455Persona games are better, it's just SMT but not shite
my life is shitmy life is so fucking shit
>>201627874try to power through it as the release should make you feel better
>>201627918Keira Knightley in Bend Her Like Beckham?
>>201627889Having kids is fine as long as you treat them well etc. Also if a scan shows that the kid will have some painful incurable disease and has a high likelihood of great suffering before dying young, then maybe you could abort in such cases.
>>201627790Bet the room was proper smelly afterwards
>>201627937no pecker? how banal
>>201627930'
>>201627829They made a new one earlier this year
>>201627968>Having kids is fine as long as you treat them well etcThe net result is always suffering
>>201627899in the sense that you collect lots of monsters yeswhat you do with the monsters is quite different - in basically every game you keep throwing them out or "fusing" them to get new ones as you level up, you dont really train them from level 5 to elite 4 like pokemonthen battles are party-based instead of 1v1 and the settings are very different, edgy rather than happy go lucky
How much of Britain is nice and how much is shite?
>>201627917Took advice from older people I trusted, thought I could trust them, but they stabbed me in the back and/or front
>>201627974Stinks mate sweaty as fuck
>>201628005Lad, if I wasn't drinking, the reminder that shite exists would make me drink
anyone else bored as fuck of life?
>>201628008>>201627889Then abortion is good as it reduces suffering
I wish every time you press post it would take a picture from your webcam or phone cam and attach it to your post so I can see what u all look like
>>201628031
would you rather be aborted or circumcised?
>>201628052yeah, just playing for points now, hoping something good happensbut ive seen all the interesting stuff by now
>>201627908It's part of the game. Everybody operates on self-interests but pretends they don't. You just have to lie and pretend to be compassionate when around other people.
Gotta be up at 2:30 for work fucking hate my shit life want to blow my head off everyday
>>201628052can't say that, hardly lived it. Reckon I'd enjoy life if I gave it a fair shake
>>201628080It's a fucking musicalThe new Sadhbh isn't the issue
>>201628013The south is nice
>>201628078just turn off my webcam :)
>>2016281102:30am? Best get to bed lad. Toilberg will be fuming if you're not giving him 100%.
anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7tPikH0UAGet the fucking tunes postedAnd the cans, the lovely, lovely cans
>>201628161Not even gonna go bed I don’t care anymore
*speaks to /brit/ steward*yeah the energy's really dipped mate, a few lads who've had a few too many. you reckon you could sort that out?i'll seed in a few slagposts in a bit to get us back up
Gf keeps wanting me to facetime her but I always say no because I look like a runty freak through a phone lens
need a hobbyany suggestions?
snuck into a corn maze and now i'm genuinely lost
indians are also horrendously unfunnywhat an awful existence
>>201628228Is she fit
>>201628252gay porn
13
Picture this.My penis.Your mouth.
>>201628267She's alright facially but a super pengaleng body
>>201628252golf
>>201628295>>201628295
>>201628317How bigs ur dick lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZ7MNtBFUi love this song and music videoanyone else want to post more 00s tunes? feeling in the mood tonight
>>201628058Not necessarily, once the life exists there is no more moral asymmetryBut the difference between not existing and existing is always negative due to Benatar’s asymmetryIt’s not about minimising suffering it’s about the net good or bad of a decision and how creating a life simply cannot be a net good compared to no new life existing, but that doesnt mean that your life cant be good, it’s just inherently net bad conpared to never having existed (which is different from dying). It’s incomfortable for most people though, who dont like depressing thoughts and also want kids so they dismiss it off hand.
>>2016283424 inches on a good day, why?
>>201628255
>>201628362Lying bastard
>>201628300'
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>201628347https://youtu.be/jzy2dgEUOhY?si=lyvskHGfh6aRRf-Tfor me its guru josh
Yankposter's skeleton getting discovered and by some strange coincidence his phone is still on and showing a /brit/ poopost
>>201628401good post
thinking I might be Jack the Ripper
meeting with boss and HR gilf on monday to discuss my pay rise
nearly crashrd then got to stop using my phone man
>>201626580burrow
>>201628252get into cider
>>201628464booze cruising?
>>201628452Hope they've made the difficult decision to deprioritise your role
reaaaaally fancy a nighttime drivemight do it sunday
might buy Black Myth: Wukong
>>201626353very yorkshire face
Wouldn't mind gay sex as long as it was with the right person
The nature of Monkey was irrepressible lads
>>201628492just cruising lad
might move to yorkshire
>>2016285191 yuan has been deposited into your account for this post
wouldn't mind gay sex as long as the fella looks and dresses like a woman
>>201628259insane how an entire country is seething over this one twitter account
disgusted with my actions, my intentions, my body, my face, my mind
>>201626353she looks like that lad from 'the royal'
>>201626452So he's relatable to working class yank men, who are fat and white?Also please fuck off back to whichever incel tranny subreddit you came from
>>201628595would rather a chinese girlfriend pls xx
>>201628590Retvrn to the fatherland cousin
might investigate your courage
need a kiwi gf
Gay sex with Tripitaka
>>201628640Go to china then
can hardly follow some of these pathsrunning now
Might have a tinder wank
>>201628623Relatable post
Little brother just got back from the pub, proper lad
>>201628673but I like living in Wales
need a willy bird gf
>>201628702while you’re in the smelly bedroom playing Age of Empires
>>201628665
>>201626452On paper he's great but in reality he's probably going to be the reason Trump loses lol Absolutely no charisma
>>201628702Bet he had a corker of a night in the dark room
>>201628719I’m actually in the living room playing clash of clans on my iPad
>>201628753Holy cope lmao
>>201628766alri unc
>>201628622he's completely broke them and they're desperate to have him banned
NEW>>201628777>>201628777>>201628777
>>201628706Norf?
>>201628753Trump is losing regardless, he could have Abraham Lincoln as his running mate and it won't make shite all difference
>>201628753mike pence had no charisma so not sure your cope makes much sense
>>201628766based, i kneel
Been to London for a week and read in the news that prices for fish and chips are at a nationwide record high, how are you holding up chippybros?
