Death of General Wolfe editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcNiG-Kbj-8
Cans sub-edsh
do you put the balls in as well then?
>Brazil's Supreme Court says anyone using a VPN to access X will be fined up to $8,874 a day
>>201628823hello
>>201628808Cope harder paki
>holy cope lmaowhy is rorke upset about the idea of orange man losing republican party lost its way and won't repeat 2016
if I get this will people think I'm a dealer or something
Chocolate breasts
Got a butt plug set from lovehoney currently on the second biggest one. Chilling in bed with it, pretty boring ngl have to pull it in and out to make it a bit interesting
feels better when I fondle myself through my pjs rather than direct contact
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fqTZ95xrUPAI can attest to this
>>201628872why are you so upset about the idea of orange man winning again trump is stronger than he was in 2016 and you making a big stink in your childhood bedroom isn't changing that lol
>>201628825Mike pence wasn't a sperg and basically a copy pasted Christian guy Miss the homophobic electric pence memes dearly
The irishman dilemmaShould i eat the potato now or let it ferment and drink it later?
I'm literally half Indian
Pressure? What pressure?
I'd never say this if he was here but Diego is really intelligent and witty
>>201628938any sisters? x
>>201628928stfu spaedo
>>201628874you around for a quart mate?
>>201628888looks like former Aston Villa defender Ulises de la Cruz
>>201628888Checked for choccy tits
Neighbour getting changed stark naked in the window again with the lights on
Bought some new English loudspeakers that are way better than Diego’s
The CEO of Google is IndianThe CEO of Microsoft is IndianThe CEO of Adobe is IndianThe CEO of IBM is IndianThe CEO of Chanel is IndianThe CEO of FedEx is Indian The CEO of Palo Alto Networks is IndianCope on
>>201628930mike pence had no charisma the only better pick than vance would've been rfk
aff tae bed
>>201628938Yeah alri Freddie SawyerHow's Mum these days?
>>201629002Hopefully you never wake up
chilling with the boy
thoughts on brat?
>>201628990bang of poo off them all
>>201628981based
>>201629022see you tomorrow my lovely xx <3
>>201628970VPN off spainwoggers, it was really obvious just from your posting style and also the fact the belgium flag spam has paused
>>201629002gay if you wouldn't
It is actually so bloody mental how badly I mindraped him He doesn’t even type the same anymore because it was too easy to impersonate himNow he’s all about typing in trannycase about his precious wet wipes lmfao
your poo won't last
>>201629026B2b is a banger. Been listening to it on repeat and I'm not really into pop at all
>>201629025that bed looks filthy
Lads i have had a MAJOR wardrobe malfunctionAll my clothes have literally exploded all across my roomThis is NOT comfy
>>201629046of course i wouldnt, that's a bloke with a cock, and im not gay or incel-tier prison gay
>>201629026Has two good songs from what I remember It is very hypnotic but obviously the hype is extremely forced Will be forgotten about next year completely
>>201629080Your mum looks fucking filthy mate
>>201629026album of the year
When your parents divorce, whose side are you meant to take?
>>201629069why my peepee doesnt react to these webms any more
>>201629087your bomb vest gone off, has it?
For me it's Azur Lane
>>201629142My dad used to batter my mum so obviously picked her
JD Nonce
>>201629142Presumably whoever gets your smelly childhood bedroom
>>201629142for me, it was my mumsmy dads an autistic fuck
>>201629142my dad didn't want me
She is what my Paps would call a chameleon
>>201629073Spainpaki doesn't use wet wipes tho, his disability carer can't be bothered she just gives one over with dry bog roll and lets it crust up
sister posted this on her Instagrambefore you ask, no, my dad isn't in our life
trump twat
>>201629171That makes sense, in my case my dad cheated but I didn't find out until a bit later, so maybe he is the arsehole. But then, everybody's an arsehole of varying degrees - many people cheat all the time.
>Brent Di Cesare (born 7 April 1979)
>>201629145A shoddily constructed clothes wardrobe was the culprit but a bomb does look like it went off
>>201629171
>>201629197bbc?
The cronem leaving katy’s face covered with cum LOLTimmy mad asl but nun he cud do
>>201629144brain rotten from varying degrees of near constant exposure to softcore and hardcore pornography for many many years
>>201629197ESHUTA?
4chan.org/int/brit is just status signalling. Full of neeks and rorkes posting about their new uninformed opinion or their racist wordview or their trips to the loo. It’s all to say “look how superior and smart I am”, all curated and designed for people to take the bait and one up each other. It’s pathetic. You can live those experiences without posting your gay little filtered posts to your thread to one up people you don’t even talk to.
>>201629171Maybe your mum deserved to be beaten, you ever think about that?
>>201629180rorke has been silent since this dropped
>>201629171>picking a losing teamngmi lad
>>201629026Absolute rotten shite from a talentless cunt.
>>201629069Who the fuck is this
>>201629197Violent goons are doing vile tings to her
thot i went to school with just bought a housegood for themim thankful i am not them
>>201629247how do i fix it
Haven't pooed in 4 days, a bit concerned
Watching a well liked film just now and it’s fucking shite
Jim'll fix /brit/
>>201629306aren't you special
>>201629197do you have many black guys in your area?
>>201629306no you're just mentally ill
>>201629301Going to hurt when that compacted ball of lead finally says hello to the outside world. Get the germoloids cream in lad.
Yardie goon whipping out the longmeat and barely fitting half of it in her exxxtra tight body she’s squirming into her pillow and timmy downstairs can hear it
Shaved my face except for a mustache and triangle soulpatch.Have to say I look like a mega shagger.
i scream
finna going to the 24 hour garage for a kiwi vape and some tins, mandem want out?
>>201629244>>201629285>>201629329Yes, her bf is black. She's never had a white bf.
>>201629363link?
got to go on national express coach tomorrow hate hate hate it so much always full to the brim with third worlders
>>201629144Because they’re unattractive
>>201629042Aaaand it's back againMad how easy it is to detect him even when he tries to psyop you lmfao, he barely even tries anymore
>>201629248chut chut watto
>>201629401hello gay
>>201629397I'm on the same coachI'm bringing some smelly ethnic food yo eat
im on some shi
>>201629277This
>>201629450How much to smack her arse
>>201629189alri wetwipeslad
just tripped over the cord for my fan made the loudest fucking bang ever and downstairs neighbour started banging his ceiling whoopsie
>>201629480Would sound like bouncing a basketball
>>201629509go down and sort the cunt out
>>201629426The women are usually hot sure but making those videos is extremely childlike and embarrassing, it’s a turnoff watching them dance like toddlers.
sgreaming oud me arse x
>>201629537>it’s a turnoff watching them dance like toddlers.to each their own....
>>201629522jej
The cronem are tearing hymens up violently and carelessly
screaming at the top of my lungs into the void
My height? 5'7My weight? 22 stone and 8lbs
>>201629306starring tom hanks
>>201629566Haha you wanna fuck kids very funny
love me jungle break beats and roots reggae samples
>>201629536Nah he’s hard as fuck
>>201629597What's that in furlongs and barleycorns
>>201629465Good
>>201629625hard for other men's arses maybe
>>201628981how big is his williard?
>>201629597rotund
I drive.
>>201629655no need to sign your posts
instagram made me feel bad about my life again lids x
I am FUCKED
>>201629695Why
>>201629686Imagine the smell
>wakes up late because he was up until 5am having a meltie>wastes what was left of today with the usual BBC spam>gets no attention >switches to yank VPN and tries to bait an anti-Trump argument >gets sent flying>switches back to Belgium VPN and resumes impotent spammingJust another day in the grim incel life of Spainlad aka bulliedbumholelad aka crustybattylad
Glad Sir Keir is finally tackling the big issue, smoking outside pubs.
>>201629731What a fucking retard lmfao
>>201629724someone i know from school bought a house and is getting married and looks happy!!! and im not!!!
>>201629753For the health of the people innit
>>201629753
>>201629731
>>201629766>waaaa waaaa stop laughing at me!! my life is shit waaacry more incel
>>201629597You're lying. Nobody weighs that much.
>bulliedbumholelad
https://youtube.com/shorts/hHzw3BIfpAY?si=H75xRocDyi9tbnWHYou won't believe this
>crustybattylad
>>201629788>bought a houseDAAAAAMN! Must be some rich fuckers
>>201629796These are always BS because imagine the type of gimp who has a yougov account
you can tell he id low iq because he goes nuts simply if you call him short, fat, autistic, or incel it really is that easy
>>201629796Rorke recovering his pulmonary function and having a long disease-free lifePic related
>>201629845screaming
>>201629819I've actually lost weight, at my heaviest I was 24st 10lbs
>>201629731>>201629799>>201629828>>201629841Egregious samefagging
some seriously mentally ill freaks on here
Doing a little poo
>>201629848I would ask his size. If it was really big I'd ask how she liked that. Really grill her on the subject
>>201629848Nah I’d try and push her toward a hotwife lifestyle
>>201629904alri bulliedbumholelad, how's the bum crust today ahah
City of tranniesAre you shining just for me?
returning a poo
Haven’t been allowed to smoke on a patio anywhere in Ontario for almost ten years now
Got my first Universal Credit appointment on Monday lads what should I expect?
>>201629904get some wetwipes lad
>>201629955get your doctor to give you a sick note so you don't have to go to the bloody meetings
>>201629942Is this the only known way to summon janny
>implying he isn’t literally always here
In SheffieldFucking hell
Why is the government so anti-tobacco but very lax towards cannabis?
>>201629990wish this was my mrs
>>201629961his disability carer can't be bothered, she just gets a handful of paper towels and gives it one wipe then rolls him back over
>>201630026in what world is the government lax towards cannabis
>>201630036rofl
>>201630038Polis don’t give a fuck if you smoke it in the street
*enters /brit/ with the missus*
>>201629904uh oh, spainwog incel meltie incoming ...
>>201630014What am I looking at here?
>>201630103Never you mind. That's British business.
>reading 1800s British history >Littered with kino events that read like a movie script or adventure storySeriously... What went wrong?
>>201630165the USA and Germany, mostly
aaahhh chilling man
He's been done so badly
Ordering a Dominos (cheese and tomato with extra mozzarella)
im uneasy
>September in 24 hours you lads reckon it's time ot put my fan back in the attic or is it too premature? takes up quite a bit of space
Elizabeth my sweet, could you fetch me my jumper please?
>>201630202fat bastard
getting fatter
>>201630197You’re so fucking gay lmao Why don’t you go write some erotica make some money and get a life instead of being a fucking disabled faggot here 24/7?
found the gf's journal where she talks about past relationshipsreckon she's been with 4-5 guys before me
Gonna go wank to some brutal ball busting porn i
>>201630247My dearest Gynevere,I've gone to the apothecary to fetch a cure for your tuberculosis. We'll have you feeling ticketyboo in no time, my darling.Eternally yours,Arthur
>>201630215I have my fan on now, it's just force of habitI know I'll be cold overnight and wake up with a blocked nose but I can't be bothered to leave my snuggly patch of the bed to turn it off
>>201630247Is your girlfriend 70 who the fuck keeps a journal man ahahah
this week's boris>BORIS JOHNSON: I bet Maggie's portrait is glad it no longer has to share an office with Starmer Chameleon - the only PM in history to look at the world through sleaze-tainted specshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-13797169/BORIS-JOHNSON-Maggie-portrait-Starmer.html
>>201630274How old do you think she is?
pip pip cheerio
>>201630247Turf the vile harlot out onto the street.
>>201630247I remember finding my ex-gf's blog and finding out she had worked as a prostitute in the past
Reading smoking
Another crumpet, my dear?
Have recently become addicted to sardines.
>>201630299i think it's fine. i kind of use /brit/ as my journal sometimes. feels good to write out your thoughts, rather than bottling them up.anyway, she writes really fondly about me in her journal. i shouldn't be reading it, but it's a huge confidence boosterthe other guys she talks about... not so nice.
Got the coke in but dead scared to try it… got a bad feeling I’ll have a heart attack the first time I try it
>>201630365protip: if a girl shit talks her exes she will do the same to you when she gets bored of you
For a pint and a bag of crisps you could have thisYou can't suffer in bongland
>>201630365Do you feel bad about having read it now that you know she was nice about you
eheheheheheeh
My darling, you've scarcely touched your shepard's pie. Are you feeling quite all right, love?
Fucking LOVE the people who use their hazards to say thanks, absolute legend if u do that
>>201630428where in the rulebook does it say to do that?
>>201630428i love being polite in general. dont understand people who are impolite. it's such a great feeling giving a wave, a signal, a thanks. that little connection you feel to the other person in that moment, that you both contributed positively to the world.
mental how fit he is
>>201630461reckon he’s ever had a good shag?
>>201630399not really. i am autistic so i kind of need her feelings to be written in plain text to understand if she likes me
By jove! I say, Margaret, this is the best peas pudding I've had since I was at Eton!
rorke getting banned from Brazil
Are you quite amused with yourself
wonder what happens in Montenegro
>>201630428when would that even happen?
cleaned up after a house fire once. The only two complete things in the house to survive were the Vegetales DVDs (The holy texts) and Fifty Shades of Gray.
>>201630497Sisters bf lives on that shit cheap bastard
>>201630461dirty nonce groomer. he'll get his and that right soon
spent an hour working up the courage to send a compliment to the proto gf.
>>201630572Smashing.
thinking about that anon who shagged a dead little boy's arse after a hurricane
>>201630461would probably be even fitter if I did the whole trannard porn gimmick meself but I have dignity. Don't understand how this lad looks his dad in the eye, assuming he doesn't get shagged by him
https://youtu.be/NjcPItRt1Zw?si=CmMgpzwS8q8xNjFE&t=74
tinky winky looking mf ahhhhh
>>201630635It's part genetic so his dad probably had crossdressing pervert fantasies his entire life as well.
>>201630656Did you just make that up
>>201630651How does anyone endure Kingdom Hearts without dying of cringe?
>>201630656Oh dear me. No, I should think it is best not to speak of such things.
poo
>>201630559TBF Montenegro only became independent in 2006.
>>201630682steaming
Succession and Severance aside, TV really is dogshite these days.Not a surprise that reality TV and streaming of 25+ year old shows is dominating.We really didn't appreciate the Golden Age of TV a decade ago whilst it was still happening.Now it's over and we're left with crumbs.
just got rimmed
https://www.sundayworld.com/crime/courts/top-orangeman-appears-in-court-to-face-sex-assault-charge-on-male/a2001231859.html
>>201630651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCZs29IAu3cDUAL WIELD
>>201630672You don't think sexuality runs in families? Everything else does, I don't see why being a faggot is any different.Back in the 80s cunts used to just discretely suck a dick and come home to the mitty.
>>201630709Any man in watch "What We Do in the Shadows"? I've heard positive things and I love Matt Berry but idk
>>201630749yeah its funny but cringe
Just feel really off today. Hope tomorrow is better.
>>201630737
>>201630746BECAUSE MAYBEEEEEEEEE
>>201630777On the blob?
>>201630749It's a knife edge mix of reddit humour and actually funny. Worth a watch imo
>>201630777do you have an X account?
>>201630748I don't know, my assumption is it's way more complicated than I understand. Most lads don't inherit their mum's sexuality. Anecdotally I know a normal but liberal lad whose dad turned out to like bumming black teenage boy bums but his sons just normal
Should book dentists
here's Flora
>>201630749Funny if it's the first Taika Waititi film you've seen.Really meh if you've seen lots and are sick of "le stoic deadpan humor". Real one trick pony that director. That's not fair, Jo Jo Rabbit was okay.
>>201630793>>201630813No to both
reckon people should pass down their dentures so you could wear your great gran's teeth, yknow like an heirloom
>>201630844Very cool
>>201630844Hello, Flora
>>201630848was referring to the showdidn't even know there was a film
>>201630873the show is better
>>201630844she cute
>>201630888better than what?
>>201630844Dickhead man when I post my dog no one gives a fuck
>>201630822I think AGP (the tranny sexuality) is a little different in that it's typically engineering nerds with hypermasculine interests and hobbies. The first cunts that made guides on crossdressing and hormones were NASA engineers, who would apparently dress as women, smoke cigars and discuss motorcycles together. Kids of engineers typically go on to be engineers too, I imagine some would inherit AGP.
Got the steppenwolf onDadrockmaxxing rn
>>201630910the film
>>201630914cute cats>>>>stinky dogs
>>201630914Dogs are grim mate. /Brit/ is a cat general. Dogs belong in /Britfeel/.
>>201630924there's a film?
>>201630190Very cool
>>201630478nah, no way in hell his "girlfriend" can top him well
so what is it?
>>201630914because your mum isn't that interesting lad
>>201630938U legend
>>201630933>/Britfeel/when has this ever been true you whopper
really tired for 4-5 hours but somehow still awake and need a wank
>>201630793Reckon he is.
>>201630914fuck dogs
spaino really is a paki then
>>201630946would rape his mouth
>>201630975would
caberge
>>201630975Would actually fuck him tbf
might change my name
>>201630997
>>201630190>sleeping with a stinky dog under the coversgrim
Love cats so much. Such kind and loving little fellas.
cant go to bed have to help Mussolini win the war
>>201631044How’s that grim he doesnt even smell
does this map even make sense ladscan't stars be like, down? like into the page, the depth?what is the thickness of the milky way I wonder?Vast majority of the mass lies along the galactic plane of course but I wonder how far up/down you can go and still see milky way stars.Makes you wonder.
>>201631060all dogs have that oily dog smell
>>201631060Dogs are unhygienic. Cats clean themselves, dogs are incapable of cleaning themselves. Dogs also eat their own shit and other animals shit.
>>201630920Yeah I'm literally AGP myself, I understand their experience. But my dad never gave a fuck about any of my autistic shit he just had a normal boring office job, read books, watched football and went hiking. I'm just not fully convinced is all
>>201631052>lovingthey genuinely dont care about you and only see you as a food dispenser
>>201631066sum nerd shi
>>201631060white people fucked in they head
>>201631060dogs are haram in islam
>>201631073Mine doesnt >>201631083I brush his teeth and everything and he doesn’t eat shit mate ur weird
>>201631066think it's just hard for people to get their heads around a genuinely free 3d area like space where up and down makes no difference. same reason all the space battles in star wars work like WW2 dog fights
get me out of this place
>>201631134why?Gibraltar looks like 24/7 fun
>>201631066No. Can't have a 2D galactic map. I played Elite Dangerous and know these things. A star that looks like it's right next to you on a 2D map can be hundreds of light years away because of depth.
>>201631134Only if you suck me off
>>201631134just called you an uber lad x
>>201631087False. Cats are far more loyal than dogs. A dog can and will kill you for a reason as trivial as it "having a bad day".>>201631127Dogs are grim and so are you. Now get to /Britfeel/.
Cat lovers are almost always dysgenic freaks
>>201631066All Star Trek maps are non canon anyway, don't think too hard about it.
>>201631178If u die now ur cat will start eating u when it doesn’t get food. If I die now my dog will sit by my corpse until he dies himself too
>>201631182Dog lovers are always heavyset serfmeat.
FUCK OFF TILDE
>>201631216there's a parasite in your brain mate
>>201631200But having a 'tism about a fictional universe is fun.I was triggered yesterday.In S1 it's made canon that only 11% of the milky way has been chartered.In S2 Wesley says that's goine up to 19%.They chartered 8% in the space of one year?fuck off
any new threads?
lawdy why do i be loving this 17 yo girl so muchshes perfecti want to marry her
cats just like me more than dogs seem to so i've always been a cat lad
>>201631166eh its cool to travel to but to live in its really not fun
>>201631209Your dog sounds retarded mate.
>>201631244Dogs can sense ur a weird gay boy who will probably try fuck it that’s why
>>201631273>>201631273
>>201631231There's a parasite in your soul called universal povvodom
>>201631236No mate. Sir Keir decreed that any /brit/ threads made from 31/08/24 onwards are illegal. This is the end.
>>201631291
>>201631234I don't know how you can have tism about trek's universe. It's so inconsistent if you think about it for more than five seconds you will go mad.
