the fabled kebabby edish
*boots Tilde back to /britfeel/*
cat lovers are attracted to the smell of cat piss because of the worm in their brain
average person's such an utter mong ladsI know how the house of commons and house of lords work and my mates think I'm some sort of Rainman.You'd think that'd be such a basic prerequisite of growing up in this country.It's just stunning how ignorant people can be of basic shit.
Why can't Britons look this pretty?
Wouldn't necessarily say I'm unhappy but my life is plagued by a chronic feeling of emptiness.
>>201631273holy grimoli
>>201631345pretty like bent cunts? not for us lad.
>>201631326bro was an internet addict since aged 13 and think he some kind of savantyou aint special, bud
insane medley of smells coming from my nether regions
notice how he only ever talks about himselfself obsessed freak
>>201631345All those lads look incredibly bent and I'd obliterate them with a swift left hook
>>201631352Wouldn’t necessarily say I give a fuck
>>201631331That's trueThe stardates are all over the place. At least make them consistent within a season but they don't even bother with that.I guess I was spoiled by Mad Men.They're so autistically vigilant with shit lining up with the actual day in the 1960s I was beyond floored.They even made sure it was raining on days where it was raining say on April 5th 1964 or whatever.It shall remain the goat forever in that regard.
>>201631345lads like that always age really badly, twink death hits hard
>>201631370>>201631395Nothing wrong with being beautiful lads
>>201631373I wish I wasn't but relative to normies I am.Grim state of affairs.
>>201631376Guarantee she’s on twitch or something. Just saying it to build an audience of simps
Captain's Log. Stardate 31/08/2024.Just done a poo.
mad how peng you lads are
>>201631420imagine keeping her body in your freezer
how is she so fucking CUTEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJqcbDV_bLI
loves his feather on a string does ol' catberg
Has anyone checked into a premier inn before. Do u just say your name to the person at the desk. Sorry I’m retarded
>>201631465shes a 4/10, sort yourself out
>>201631370>>201631395>>201631419big cope
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
corrNEED to inseminate a blonde russian girl's fine breasts
>>201631477I used one back in like 2013 and didn't even speak to anyone, I checked in with a machine in the lobby
britain used to be sovl
>>201631473cool sleeves and fingerless gloves but where are his eyes
>>201631477fuckssake lad you go 'hi i have a booking' they go 'name please' you go 'spergy weirdo' and they give you your room card and a bit of hotel info.
had a failed flirting attempt today lads >working in aberdeen>girl goes "I like your accent">immediately respond with "thanks, I like your face">she goes "oh..., um...thanks...">conversation dies stone deadwhy would she compliment my accent if she didn't want to get facefucked? It's not like an English accent is particularly exotic or anything.Still cringing about it and it was near 12 hours ago now.
>>201631482they look like effeminate benders. birds don't want that
>>201631446thanks
sucking on a bira
>>201631477"Hello I'd like to check in please. Duncan Spazby. Yeah with a Z. Cheers."
>>201631504Thanks. Sorry for being so stupid
>>201631345QEWT
>>201631478goofy ahh nigga
>>201631517I don't think a woman has ever complimented me in my entire life, not sure how I'd react
>>201631497Think Orwell said something about this
>>201631517either go full in or dont at all manshouldve just been like>oh yeah, fancy a shag then?
>>201631517>I like your facemate what the fuck
>>201631554Think you're mistaken. He said nothing of the sort.
>>201631497to be fairwhite is the best colour (please don't come after me sir keir)
>>201631518Some girls are definitely into pretty boys but the relationships don't last because twinkdeath ruins them by the age of 25, they're basically women in terms of walling early
>>201631535>bira
>>201631578racist prick
>>201631517tough one. I'd assume she wasn't interested anyway and you just saved yourself the effort by going straight in. Nothing to lose sleep over
>>201631563what's wrong with that?it's cheeky and saying she's pretty in a unique way>>201631562this is why you're a virge
>>201631465prefer her early bronze look
>>201631541mad that you've never done it before but enjoy the experience lad. do a big poo, have a few cheap bevs at the hotel bar, have a big wank.
>>201631497blue is all over the map when it comes to car coloursthe vibe is very different between different shades
>walking to pub, a bit tipsy>walk past Italian restaurant on the way there>bloke sitting outside with a woman is full on just fucking staring at me as I'm walking>stare back and he looks away a bit but then then goes back to staring at meWhy the fuck do they always do this? Makes me feel like a fucking freakazoid
im irish btw
>>201631542Mad how none of them will be pretty anymore when NATO flashfries them
caberge
>>201631606>I'd assume she wasn't interested anywayIf a girl compliments you she was probably interested, they usually don't hand those out to blokes cheaply.
british emergency calls be like>i dare say there's been a murder in Northumpstershire>oh dear, we'll dispatch someone right away
>>201631273Why am I so stupid I want to travel to japan and scotland so badly but everyone my age is traveling and having fun
why are scandinavians so degenerate lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUCmChRK8aY
da berg
>>201631649does he know whether that mushrooms safe to be standing on with his bare hand which hell no doubt lick in a minute
BREAING NEWS: someone posted this on facebook. he's missing and might be deadwe now go to bradley for more
>>201631683lazy buggerneeds to get a job
>>201631517happened to me in scotland toojust asked on a date in shoe shopthey go mad for english accent
eating watermelon like a niggah
Wonder if they'll ever make Tarzan black
>>201631645In about two weeks, yeah?
>>201631709get in bitch ass nigga
might go camping innacomfywoods
>>201631643are you a made guy? maybe he was thinking of whacking you
just realised I've been eating less protein than I realised for years. you're supposed to eat at least 0.75g per lb of body weight but I haven't been eating even half for years. Still can bench 2pl8 and OHP 60kg thoughjust mental really. guess I have good genes
Black is the shittest choice for comfort, maintenance and aesthetic reasonsWhite and light colours are good for comfort but not so much for showing damageAs I've aged I've come to think that the baby-poo yellow old Datsuns used to come in wasn't actually that bad a choice
>>201631683looks a bit wild
rorke shedding his skin
want to go for an incel walk but I'm bored of my usually routes
>>201631753Off white is the most utilitarian color. I wear most of my shirts in that aka "natural"Looks as good as white but with a lot less negatives
https://youtu.be/dSfASV74f1A?si=Zvsg7FOc2DjgyXAY
>>201631798rorke is part of the reptilian elite?
doberge
dadberg's mate is 50 and hasn't lost a single hair on his head so he looks 30 hair is everything when it comes to male ageing lads everything
>>201631657Half the time they are mindfucking you for fun, we would have to witness the interaction to know for sure. It's more than words t. shagger
>>201631683
>>201631738Fuck's sake that jumpscare
PHWOAR
my best mate shagged a girl he met at the club last week and a lad he met on tinder today, cunt'll shag anythinghe's like 5'6 too
name one thing immigrants have contributed to britaini'll wait
>>201631497for me it's poo brown
>>201631875God I need a girl that looks like this
hows man talkin' about pressure i dont feel pressure
>>201631895The fabled AIDS dwarf
>go to British Instagram>Everyone young is traveling to Greece and thailand>Everyone is having fun at pubsWhy do you suffer
>>201631884what jumpscare? I watched for minutes and it still hasn't come up
>>201631938Pubs are kind of grim tbqh
>>201631895why did you bring his height into this? bit mean that
>>201631949hehehehehehe
>>201631898the anglo saxon race is an immigrant race
>>201631958nah just proof that height isn't really an issue more than anythinghe's kinda got a "cute" look though, with long hair so the height works for him
>>201631895sounds like a top lad, not letting his dwarfism halt his shaggering despite it being a chronic disability.
>>201631938>Why do you sufferl'm not young
>>201631938i don't??
Don't know how normoids just sit at pubs absent-mindedly grazing like sheep. Don't even see them drink pints. They just sit there like they're at home. They don't get drunk or pissed and act up or anything. Fucking weird it is.
>>201631938britain truly is one of the biggest hedonistic nationswe go hard on that shit
Next few weeks should be good for back to school try on hauls on Tiktok
my bald spot went away when I stopped vaping but I'm back on them
*boys off the ting*
found my old xbox and been playing skate 3 all dayabsolute classic game
>>201632045staves away the loneliness (which normoids have less of a tolerance of anyway)
Jas Athwal, the newly-elected MP for Ilford South, owns 15 rental flats, making him the biggest landlord in the House of Commons.In one block of seven flats owned by Mr Athwal nearly half the tenants said they had to regularly clean their bathroom ceilings to remove mould.Mr Athwal has now also admitted his flats do not have the correct property licenses required under a scheme he introduced as Redbridge Council leader."The ants are everywhere," one resident said, pointing to insects climbing up a door frame. "They are on my kid’s body and on their clothes."Another resident said they had been threatened with eviction by the letting agent if they complained about problems in their flat or started claiming benefits.
>thanks, I like your face
Mental Alex Baldwin literally got away with murdering a woman
took this picture earlier this year
>>201632045what pubs are you going to you weirdo?
>>201632151how can labour defend this when this is in their manifesto>Labour’s 2024 general election manifesto included a commitment to "prevent private renters being exploited and discriminated against".
>>201632176Because he's brown you dumb leaf why do you even need to ask, how do you not get it yet, you're on 4chan ffs get with the program
>>201632151humiliationritualtoil looms
1 hour 50 minutes till work starts
>>201631938notice that the two instances of young british people being happy occur >when they’re not in the country>when they’re blind drunk
>>201632172mad how i just never see this sort of thing
>>201632172tallest tree in bongland
>>201632172Lovely
>>201632239no its not
>>201632174Rotate between about 6 in my area and never see them act up. I'll listen in on their convos and they're just talking about fucking Nevermind the Buzzcocks or some shite they saw on TV. Don't actually see anyone really get drunk or pissed and express an actual thought of themselves.
>>201632221what’s ur job
catberg is a rescue cat. he doesn't trust humans so won't sit on me, but goes to sleep next to me and makes sure his foot or his back is resting against me. feels like he's making sure he can deny he likes me if anyone asks. i see through it though.
>>201632172i notice that you discretely hid a picture of kev in here. wonder how long it will take the rest of /brit/ to find it
Just entered the thread, so I won't get any of the references
any other firefox chads noticing the browser shitting itself more often recently? reckon its google up to their tricks
>>201632249>hang around with proles>be disappointed when you only hear them discussing prole stuffit’s a pub, of course its full of normies. were you expecting a scholarly gentleman’s club full of debate?
>>201632253does he let you touch him
>>201632251Wipe old people’s arses and make sure they don’t walk about
>>201632280No but I at least want them to express some weird individual opinion that might be a bit freakish. Like fucking hell they're like bots. I guess that's where the fucking NPC meme came from
mad how munted some of the prozzies on adultwork are
Spoiler that hog
>>201632288yh. just won't sit on me. or on anyone.
>>201632276only on the usual suspect youtube
bbc needs defunding lads
FUCK me we're actually dominating in the disabled 'lmypics ladslook at the fat niggas lmao
Cats and cat owners are disgusting
>>201632273kinda doinky but she kinda butters tho
>>201632253coyberg
just defunded the bbc
>>201632345i remember when rorke tried to make this a thing lol
Just got home after shagging some lass I met at the club
>>201632343come on you bergs
I’m 22 today!
bags, slags and fags
>>201632373FOLC
Sir beer farter
>>201632373i think you will be 22 tomorrow too
Got no mates me Got no hoes Don’t even have a PS5
>>201632403kek youre me, mate
I'm 43
>>201632417any advice?
>>201632373No one gives a fuck little dickhead hope you have a shit birthday and get no presents
>>201632417hopefully not a virgin too!>>201632427dont be a virgin
Got the 2010s music onWhat a decade 2bh
we funds fat people's healthcare because we are an optimistic civilization, we hold out hope that one day they will change their ways and join thin society
>>201632417I'm 43 inches in your mum
>I'm 43
>I’m 43
phwoar
I'm bald and have no muscles
black nugwers
>>201632447>>201632447>>201632447
>>201632450>>201632454
>>201632440PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIGHT
@@BRIT FUN QUIZ TIME@@Who is the only person in the world to have won an Olympic gold medal and an Oscar?@@BRIT FUN QUIZ TIME@@
>>201632500dont know
>>201632427He’s 43 on 4chan why the fuck would u ask him for advice
>>201632500Schwartzneiger
>>201632500prefer not to say
>>201632273Name?
>>201632520good point well made
>>201632561:|
>>201632500kobe
>>201632561Oh dear, enjoy your 3 day holiday
bun babylon
>>201632561um
>>201632561fucked it mate
corrrr
>>201632608|:
@@BRIT FUN QUIZ TIME@@The answer is, Kobe Bryant.@@BRIT FUN QUIZ TIME@@
Your 40s don't actually exist. You go from 39 to 50
>>201632500Kobe Bryant
>>201632561MODSMODSMODSGET HIM JANNY YOU USELESS TUB OF LARD
>>201631465
cop or no
>>201632582well done
huw edwards signing of the window
>>201632045Neither of my grandfathers drank, this is actually fairly common with older Catholics in NI. Nevertheless when people in NI drink they get pissed. My granda worked as a teacher in Ipswich many moons ago and remarked how strange it was that Englishmen would go to the pub after work, have one or two pints and then just call it a day and go home. That sort of pedestrian casual drinking just would not have been possible in Scotland or NI, if you entered a pub you were leaving it in a state.
>>201632589Why are men like this to women?
>>201632666grim thatprobably indian
Could someone find mousenonce's info in the archive if they had the right keywords?
need more /brit/ quiz fun time
>>201632699eh?
Yeh lovely that, cheers, arrr kid. Nice 1 fella. Tah luv.
>>201632671didn't even have to look it up, just remembered he made some pithy short film that critics swooned over just a couple years before his fateful helicopter ride
>More than two hundred people have been killed in an Islamic militant attack in Barsalogho Department, Burkina FasoA moment of silence please lads.
Is Zelensky just straightup retarded, or does he actually want want every single one of his countrymen to fucking die
Imagine being a white girl's pet dog
>>201632500The Mamba
brabley incoming
I spent £300 on clothes today on amazon and got a pair of shoes and two pears of jeans.
>>201632722kick out pensioners to house their corpses
>>201632736I dream about that alot
@@BRIT FUN QUIZ TIME@@Which is the oldest football club in the world? No cheating now.@@BRIT FUN QUIZ TIME@@
>>201632736Imagine being a non-white 4chan incel
>>201632697enormous potato wedges and miniature lasagna
headphones are about to run out of battery
mad how starmer worked for czechoslovak intelligence during the cold war
>>201632740>buying clothes on AmazonOver for you mate
>>201632750Sheffield?
>>201632750fulham poo
>>201632682My grandad was also a Catholic from NI although he lived most his life in Scotland. He never drank when I knew him, don’t know if he did in his youth but certainly not as an old man. What you said is true. That casual drinking culture just doesn’t really exist in Scotland. People never have 1 or 2. Most people, if they are going to have a drink either get absolutely cunted or just don’t bother drinking at all. It’s quite common to go a week or sometimes two or three weeks without drinking socially, then when you do just to go all out.
>>201632734He's Jewish. He needs more blood for his jew god
>>201632766begs the question... does this make him a czech puppet or a slovak puppet?
>two pears of jeans.
>>201632750um fuck i think it doesnt exist anymore and notts county is the oldest still going or something
My style: Well dressed gentleman Milsurp but only 1 piece at a time1940's Noir Detective Sweaters and turtlenecks
>>201632750I know this. It's the Guys and St Thomas's football club
texted the old old ex gf for a laugh and she respondedso get in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO_PYTFgHIg&list=LL&index=1
>>201632808Perfectly fine place. Go ahead and buy it
>>201632792They sell every big brand and offer next day delivery as well as easy af returns
>3-Year duration 4chan Passes are now available for $45
@@BRIT FUN QUIZ TIME@@The answer is Sheffield F.C.@@BRIT FUN QUIZ TIME@@
White people treat animals with extraordinary kindness. Nonwhites treat them like shit.
>>201632849Most are fakes. Google it
>>201632832She's shacked up with a new man
>>201632856
>>201632750here's a more interesting question:What's the oldest club of any sport in the world? Answer:Marylebone Cricket Club1787Still play at Lord's they do
>>201632794well played
>>201632832dont lie.
>>201632750Sheffield FC
>>201632876don't care we're still friends
>>201632750
>>201632875They sell stuff directly from their house that comes directly from the brand, retard. This isn't 2002.
You have to understand this was 2014, it was a different time
>>201632908warehouse*
>>201632879I was there today (yesterday) and on Thursday. I've got tickets for the whole match
ever been a football hooligan?
>>201632901Different Sheffield that one
Women can't be single for over 2 weeks
tell you what was a different time. 10am.
>>201632919you ever get a hamper?
>>201632931CCTV and harsh policing killed proper hooliganism in the UK years ago
Ok, I'll give Britain credit for one thing. Their rock bands were usually better than American rock bands, I must admit it.
>>201632931Football hooliganism doesn’t really exist anymore it’s just skinny teenagers and deanos in tracksuits with skin fades pretending to be hard. They don’t even really fight anymore and firms are largely a thing of the past.And yes I did used to run around in one of these groups for a short while thinking I was a hard man but never got into a fight
I've been diagnosed with salty testicles, I told the doctor to not sugar coat it
>>201632856>>201632878
>>201632805>It’s quite common to go a week or sometimes two or three weeks without drinking socially, then when you do just to go all out.Aye that's exactly it. My granda mentioned that the English drank more frequently but rarely to excess whereas we do the above (obviously this isn't universally true now but rather this was more of a cultural trend back then). This is definitely true in my case, I often go extended periods without drinking (even going months at a time) but when I do drink I always get totally steaming. The thought of having 2-3 drinks and going 'right, I think it'd be wise if we called it a night' is such an alien concept.
>>201632985Only found out the other day that Lynyrd Skynyrd got wrecked in a plane crash
>>201632965>10 AM was over 10 hrs ago
>>201632968holy tarq
A lot of the classic American rock bands like Lynyrd Skynyrd, I don't know dude, I just don't really vibe with that.British classic rock bands generally hold up a lot better I think.
>>201632986I read that some of these groups even get banned from the stadium of the club they support, as the club doesn't want to be associated with the violence and intimidation etc. imagine youve covered yourself in tattoos of the club, fought and bled rival supporters, and then you get shut out of ever watching another game. grim
I'm Welsh and a teetotaler myself
>>201633055get off our dick nigga
>>201633055Blur, mcfly and busted were ace
>>201633075big boy
>>201633063what are three welsh values
>>201633095dont forget Kula Skaker
>>201633107well that's just right out in the open isn't it
>>201633107corr spaffcorr chebs
>>201633075Free are Lucy
>>201633080I give you a compliment and this is how you repay me.I won't forget this.
>>201633030find it highly banterous that they're your redneck's go-to rock band and yet they formally requested diaper don stopped using their songs in his presidential promo stuff.
>>201633061happened to my mate cause he spat at a rival player
>>201633107
barry stanton doxxed, expect his arrested tomorrow
me on my cool car with my cool wife wearing my cool jeans
>>201633109courageprudencehonour
>>201633133you know what they say an elephant never forgetslmao
>>201633135tbf they all died in a plane crash so thats probably just some estate executor throwing a fit.
>>201633185Sent that fat neek back to the Age of Exploration
feel bad that that malaysian said he was 17 and we got him bannedthis was probably his entire saturday we ruined his weekend
I love drinking and being drunk but alcohol honestly wrecks my life cause I have no control and will easily just drink and tan spirits till I pass out. Wish I could be one of these fellas that has 3 pints and calls it.
>>201633185>>201633201
Cymru: gwroldeb, pwyll, anrhydedd
Of course, I'm not making a sweeping statement that all American rock bands were bad. Not at all. There were some good ones without a doubt.
>>201633220>Wish I could be one of these fellas that has 3 pints and calls it.Need to dull your brain into NPC mode for that
>>201633215where
>>201631291>>201631291>>201631291>>201631291
>>201633245utterly ridiculous and awful sounding language at least Gaelic sounds poetic and somewhat nice
>>201633262JANNY GET HIM FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>201633262JANNY JANNY HES HERE JANNY GET HIM QUICK GET HIM
>>201632561.
>>201631291>>201631291>>201631291
