poo barmer on the 'log edition
got a hairy arse
howling when retards get exposed and then they start writing utter gibberish to deflect
microwaving a poo
working should be a choiceit's 2024 and most jobs are just shifting numbers around to make someone else some money
>>201646470>thought autistics liked being aloneyeah but not surrounded by people
qrd on batterbumholelad?
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>>201646480that's me boss
sir ganga farmer
>>201646498working is a choice you could quit your job get diagnosed with a meme mental disorder via a 5 minute GP quiz or get addicted to heroin and the government would pay your rent and bills
The 90s were so fucking based>greatest decade for movies>gaming was just becoming mainstream>Normies hadn't even heard of the internet>britpop dominated the charts>politics were boring>based old timers who remembered the war were still around>wwf attitude era (the greatest wrestling era)>emerging middle class>no global terrorism>Football wasn't destroyed by moneyEverything is just shit now
>>201646494Hope it gets superheated and explodes when you take it out and you end up with a poo-shaped burn across your face
>>201646475alri hairy mclairy
Neither benny scroungers nor tax avoidance are anything of note compared to the effect of central banking system and fractional reserve banking. This system was not designed for you, you owe it nothing.
>>201646500some retard trying to force a new gimmick to deflect from being exposed
gym is a 16 minute drive away or 31 minute walkthe walk is through a busy city centre
Don’t really care about money. Just want to help people so they don’t end up like me.
doing a poo lol
>>201646563yeah?
>>201646563not really worth bothering then is it
>>201646536t. grew up in the 90s
>>201646498Exactly. If you want to work, work! No-ones stopping you!
>>201646585paypal me 10 grand then, thanks
>>201646536you can still consoom all that 90s media now, with much greater ease, provided you aren't a thick cunt
did one HELL of a poo earlier. woo wee. what a poo.
>>201646569>I have children and don't want anymore
why isn't everyone just given a home to live in?like what's stopping us from just getting rid of the property market altogether? what's its purpose?
>>201646557>t. batteredbumholelad
if everyone did a bit the country wouldnt be so shit
>>201646631such a midwit opinion
next norwegian king is going ot be black
>>201646633*gobbles it all up* corrrr that were a good one n all
>>201646536how old were you in 1995
I reckon if I've wanked around once a day for the past fifteen years then I've racked up around five thousand wanks.
free will may not exist but there are more benefits to believing in it than not believing in it
>>201646679least boring brit poster
anyone look for women in leggings and follow them for as long as possible until they start to look suspiciously over their shoulder
love how diego comes on here and expects serious discussion and all manner of raconteur
>>201646665unironically 11. I was born in 1984
if you get awarded PIP it’s basically a lottery winseveral hundred pounds for free each month for the remainder of your natural life, no reassessments or being hen pecked afterwards. It’s the equivalent of the Set For Life lottery except it’s 700 quid instead of 10 grandif you ever read the /r/DWPhelp subreddit people literally celebrate getting their award like a lottery win
that mad men episode where its cold in the officeyou cant see their breath! it cant be that cold!youd have to be THICK to believe this SHITE
>>201646536>>emerging middle classThat's gay
>>201646692no oc si'm not a creep
Just had a look on Rightmove. I can’t rent somewhere for £500. I can rent a one bedroom bedsit above a shop for £800 though.
i've had 210 wanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc
>>201646724reckon i've done easily more than that just in 2024
>>201646707lel not wrongdiego thinks it's the oxford debating society
>>201646692yeah but bare legs
>>201646715So do you lose your PIP once you stop working? Can you leave the country?
>>201646692im not a creep. dont care for them sexually. im just care for fashion and decorum . not a fan of casual wear that is seen in public and if i can make women uncomfortable enough to start dressing up again then i'll try that!
>>201646715no one can live off £700 a month in this country.
>>201646709alright, had to make sure you weren't a fake 90s kid
>>201646715most pip claims go through tribunals now and if it goes to a tribunal you have to apply again instead of it getting rewardedthey've came up with a legal loophole
Always order a dress or two from the women's section just to try on for fun and curiosity whenever I buy clothes online. Not a trannard and I return them every time obviously.
haha remember charlie bit me lol
>>201646785
>>201646721nearest near me is 1,350 a month
>>201646785nothing wrong with wearing ladies clothesi'm wearing ladies knickers right now
>ollie poop
>>201646758You can easily if your rent is paid in full and your council tax is reduced to 9 quid a month.
ankh haven dna gives owsleyand fun and hang ego makes all my experiencekeep on near far above obey all his orders
>>201646783in scotland now all DLA pip claims are transferred to scottish disability payment and every worker there is endlessly sympathetic. we dont have the burden of unlimited migrants like england so the phone lines are always open and they just give you free money
if I buy a dildo (for sucking purposes) will the Amazon delivery driver know what it is?
>>201646758are you buying caviar two days of the week?
ever pushed in at a queue lads?
>>201646785spunk in them and return them do you
>>2016467211200 a month for a bedsit above a shop
Remembering a time I was so horny that I froze a banana, slapped a johnny on it and tried to bum my own arse. Wasn't really working so my mind went to "hmm sucking it like a cock should quench my horny thirst" but I forgot to take the johnny off and got thick brown shit in and around my mouth
>>201646878no, and even if he did he wouldn't care
Nothing stopping me from keeping a sturgeon in my bathtub and then selling the caviar once it's fully grown
>>201646911just go on grindr ffs
carry fucking 5'3 diego
>>201646911completely natural behaviour
>>201646878yea, and everyone at the distribution center will know your address as gay boy central
Window wank on the cards after lunch
>>201646860>energy: £200>food: £200>phone/broadband/sky/netflix etc.: £100>transport: could be anything i suppose but call it £100 to be generous to averagedoesn't leave you much does itwhat you gonna do when you need a new car or computer or it's your mum's birthday or you want a holiday or whateverno way to live imho
>>201646911
envigorating debatehigh brow discussion
>>201646893did once yeh. felt terrible for days.
going back to bed now
>>201646989>energy: £200what are you on about lad
someone said i looked gay once so i was like yeah are you offering and he was like yeah what do you mean and i was like yeah i want to suck your cock essentially and he was like well alright then
how long would you be able to get away with kidnapping someone and still using their bank card strategically so the bank still thinks theyre going about their business but its actually just you taking their moneypick someone who doesnt work because that would raise suspicion. maybe a pensioner or someoneon PIP who doesnt need to go to DWP appointments
>>201646878People picking it will know but after that it gets sent to a distribution centre where they only look at the little yellow label on it. Drivers take it from there and also don't know what's in any parcel unless it's age restricted x
>>201647040reckon you do that in a month if you're home all the time, which presumably you are if you're not workingdepends on the size of your property of course but i spent like £130 a month in a one bed flat and i work full time
Was it, a sturgeon in a bathtub?
>>20164705015 hours of you're white.25 years if you're a muzzie wog
It's beyond mind boggling to me that some guys have only ever dated one women, married that woman, and have been together ever since. Seems like an incredibly unlikely series of events
>>201647094screaming. never change /brit/ never change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8K90hX4PrE
India, Africa and the middle East should be subjected to kinetic strikes from Lohengramm-class star destroyers, depopulated and settled by Germanic farmer-soldiers.
>>201647071i'm a neet and i spend £30 on leccy, £15 on gas, £25 on water, cannot imagine needing to spend more
what was the last rock concert you went to?
need a lass with nice feet to give me a proper grippy foot job
>>201647140do you just never have anything on?
>>201647148efrim and the godspeedies
>>201647099ktimive been on dates, hookups, etc., but ive only ever seriously dates one womanbut i am incredibly picky
>>201647152
>>201647137based legend of the galactic heroes enjoyeri like it because the writers made brisbane the capital of earth for some reason
>>201647179got to sample the fruits of life first innit
got to go out and then wont be back until 8 and thats the weekend over isnt it
>>201647071ahem*pulls out spreadsheet*I spend £130 a month on my water, gas, electricity, home internet, and phone plan combined; despite being at home all the time
bit farty
arsenal and brighton are kicking the ball in 20 minutes so I have that going
>>201647214how about you sample these fruits sunshine*unzips*
>>201647148the growlers in 2019surprised how packed the venue was for a relatively obscure band
>>201647225arse anal brighton corr
should do the dishes
monkey trollop
>>201647232those plums are not ripe
>>201647246make sure you don't hurt that poor spider fella
>>201647164dont know what having stuff on would entail, other than my fridge and internet router i dont have any appliances in 24/7 use. i use an electric oven and/or gas stove to cook daily, have my computer on most of the day, but besides that i dont need to use much electricity or gas
Doing nopoo for September
>>201647258funnel-web feelers types this post
can't remember the last time i washed my hair with shampoodo it with conditioner occasionally, but not shampoo
>>201647246you are like baby
i get computers puting
Cooking potatoes in the microwave
>>201647309big fan of computing me, it's all i do all day
mumbergs going to greggs . what should i get
Gen Z boss calling me in for an emergency meeting on the weekend. Does she not realise this job is a just a small chapter in my life story?
What will happen when Prime Minister Sir Poo Barmer and President Toilet Bog Shart meet?
>>201647334vegan suasage roll of course
>>201647334sausage roll4 for 3
I reckon I've collected around $130,000 in welfare over the years, dunno what that is in pounds, maybe 60,000.
honey roasting a poo
>>201647337simply don't pick up the phone problem solved
>>201647304Thank fuck those pseudo wordsmiths have fucked off and left for reddit. 4chin is a much better place now
>>201647334Two sausage rolls and two yumyums
>>201647337>emergency meetingMR PRODUCER
>>201647363what wonders did you build and see?
>>201647334katsu bake
>>201647363reckon ive gotten about double that
that's dinner sorted lads
mental to think that there are countries in europe like switzerland and luxembourg and so forth that have no language of their own so they have multiple official languages, and on top of that none of those languages are english
>>201646785can you even fit in dresses, arent they all made for tiny little shoulders and breasts
to be 18 again, when mum brought home mcdonalds on her lunch break while i played video games all dayah...
Bruce in Korea, me
>>201647351>>201647358>>201647373boring cuntsshall be going for a katsu chicken bake and a pumpkin spice doughnut and a bottle of sparkling mango and pineapple juice drink
Why did they anally rape Gaddafi before killing him?
>>201647417britain has multiple languages
I get higher level PIP and Motability which means I get a brand new car every three years. I get to pick it myself as well from any dealership. Always makes neurotypicals seethe when I tell them that.
>>201647337Gen Z boss and a mini
>>201647434wouldn't feed that shite to my dogit would likely be too salty for her
shavetoil looms
>>201647442completely missing the point here lad
>>201647416
>>201647439Did you see that arse
>>201647396I'm saving up to travel to Europe, visit the old homeland. MIght stick to Eastern Europe mostly because it's cheaper.
>>201647444what was the last car you got?
>>201647462perhapswhat is the point?
>>201647462Australia has 200 languages
>>201647444isnt it a retard wheelchair van
>>2016474793.0l mapped punto
>>201647337Wahey just like in the pornosGet her shagged
giving diego good dick so he stops being an annoying brat for a week
>>201647484just missed it in so many ways i don't even know where to begin
realised Breaking Bad is just Pulp Fiction
>>201647535not very good at explaining yourself are you
>>201647477Well I thought muzzies are all homophobic and that, but deeply when the chips are down they're just flaming battyboys
>>201647416>twist off capwoke
its mad how much the dwp add mobility component. everyone given a companion bus pass and then walking on the bus alone and no one bats an eye
*puts a Welsh Not around your neck*
>>201647522>y-y-you're all 90 iq
>>201647538woah is that a woman with dark hair smoking??
>>201647541it's more that i don't feel like it, and it would be akin to describing colour to a blind person, perhaps a challenging intellectual exercise but ultimately pointless
finished my coffee and I am now heading back home on the train to my virgin flatall in all I paid £7.29 for the ticket into town and the coffee then I sat in the coffee shop, alone, speaking to no one. Then I waited in the atrium at central station for 20 minutes watching groups of friends and couples unite and embrace as they got off their respective trains, ready for their day of fun and socialising ahead. Then I got on my train and set off home. I am told “it’s good to get out of the house”.
mad how britain is an island
Petite women. Mmmm
>>201647479I got a VW ID4>>201647499No, I’m not physically disabled. But yes people in wheelchairs can get stuff like that on Motability, it’s a really good scheme
>>201647576did you touch grass?
poo? yeah, get it scranned.
>>201647577it's an archipelago
>>201647574suspect you just struggle to get your head around anything that isn't exactly like australia
spainnonce buying a 3-year duration 4chan pass knowing he'll definitely still be here for all of it
mister cerebral rivera
>>201647538need a degenerate gf with dark hair with bangs
>Not physically disabled
so you call it welsh rabbit DESPITE the fact it contains no rabbit
>>201647552don't be racist mate>>201647576>“it’s good to get out of the house”.well if you're a normie, yeahotherwise the only point leaving your house is to exercise and go for a nice walk etc
Is being a white incel enough to get disability?
>>201647576Yeah, it is good - good for us. Otherwise you’d have been sat in your smeggy bedroom boring us all morning with posts like these.
>>201647612suspect you're underage or close to it
£12 for a return ticket from my town to the local city.
bullied bumhole lad
Pizza is Italian rarebit
>>201647576oh dear silly lad missed a perfect opportunity to practise his cold approach
Did you know that one of the most notorious white nationalists in Australia’s history, a guy that literally bombed Asian owned businesses, had a part Javanese father?
>>201647605Touching grass just means going outside. I went outside, it was a waste of time.>it would have been different if you actually touched grassNo it wouldn’t, don’t be facetious.
>>201647635embarrassed yourself here because i am in fact aged and wise with it
England is a peninsula
>>201647609ACTUALLY (Great) Britain is an island in the British Isles archipelago
>>201647622Oh no, I didn't say "rabbit" I said "rare bit"
>>201646461
>>201647622it's welsh rarebit you mug
>>201647576the uk is shit matego to any european city and you'll realise how much better they're laid out, and with more stuff to do, and with a stricter adherence to beauty7.29 train ticket would be a 2.00 tram ticket or similar in europe, and you'd have nice independant coffee shops with outdoor seating in streets you'd actually want to hang out in. or you could go to a museum or botanical garden or similar.
>>201647659reckon you'd feel better if you touched the grass
>>201647675*ahem*"Welsh rabbit" came first. The term "Welsh rabbit" dates back to the early 18th century and was used humorously to refer to a dish made of melted cheese poured over bread, suggesting it was a substitute for meat (like rabbit) for those who couldn't afford it.The later term "Welsh rarebit" is believed to have emerged as a way to make the dish sound more sophisticated or correct, even though "rarebit" doesn't have any independent meaning. Over time, both terms have been used interchangeably, but "Welsh rabbit" is the original name for the dish.
calling it a daywhat a waste of time this waswas there at like 8am, go in the waiting room and got put in the queue at 9amfuckin 79k people ahead of menot sure how they decided these 79k people should be ahead of me but knew it was over straight awayapparently they've started charging like £350 for a standing ticket now as welljewish bastards
>>201647661well then that's even worse for you because you're missing the point and projecting a lot which i find a lot of uncomfortable relatability in because i used to do the same thing when i was a teenager
going to a wedding tonight - but only the evening bit. what's the most casual attire that is also socially acceptable
I literally haven’t taken public transport in years, I drive everywhere even if it takes longer. Just prefer to be in me car with me music and me podcasts on me own simple as.
Japanese fella cleaning his glasses with a little spray bottle
>>201647697you weren't mad fer it enough
eyes are tired but it's only half past 9what's a man to do?
>>201647702in what way am i projecting any more than you are?
>>201647657that javanese father's name? iain cheong lee
Might move to Wroclaw
>>201646551It’s no wonder there was so much torture and rape throughout history. How do you look at something like this in real and not become desensitised to other acts of cruelty?
>>201647697Doxxing you as we speak from your queue ID
>>201647683I understand what you’re saying but I think I’d have just as bad a time in Central Europe. It’s about being alone all the time. Doing these things alone is fucking dire. We have botanic gardens and museums in Glasgow too, great ones. I’ve been to them all in my lonesome and had a shite old time.
still undecided as to when i'm going to cook and eati think perhaps i'll start cooking during the late kick off and then eat about half 7 but then maybe i'll get hungry before then so we'll see
>>201647726diego
>>201647697that bloke in the other thread was right though somehow my twat normie brother in law somehow already got tickets, just knew he would
>>201647695done him
ooooh, i'm a jezebel for clicks now,charging 50 quid to watch me sucking dicks now
>>201647695hes fallen right into your trap
might eat some cheap chinese food in the rain under a flickering neon sign while I wonder when I'm going to escape and leave this dump behind me
>>201647757maybe you're not hungry because you've already eaten a big bowl of "boring motherfucker"
>>201647576if you really wanted friends you'd join a club or something or reach out to the friends of family and people you know. but you don't want friends because you're autistic and it takes too much brain power for you just to step outside let alone meet people
I'm 37 years old and still don't understand the difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain and the British Isles
are oasis fans mad fer it enough yet
>>201647659go on put a bit of grass in your mouth
>>201647793stupid little man
>>201647793Woman moment
>>201647697works on my machine
>>201647793well there's no point trying to explain that extremely simple concept to you thenor any point explaining how to count past your fingers
>>201647715Good post that I fear will not receive the recognition it deserves.
used to wake up screaming when i was addicted to muck
planning a solo trip to ibiza to get out my comfort zone
>>201647697Oasisters...
>>201647786i actually ate a wholemeal tortilla wrap straight from the fridge for breakfast which filled me right up
>>201647790Why do medical professionals keep recommending that I go outside, go for a walk, go to a cafe, go to a museum and all that guff then?
>>201647793can always go back to karachi
>>201647835screaming out your arse perchance?
>>201647793There essentially isn’t a difference in common parlence they all mean the same thing basically. T. Georgraphy degree
squeezy thigh
>>201647793*elaborates deeply to you geography and sovereign titles for 50 minutes whilst calling you a fag intermittently*
>>201647843because all of those things are nice and enjoyable things to do
>>201647670You call rabbit 'rare bit'?
>>201647748*shoots your dog in the arse and watches it maul you and your family*
scotland and ireland are the UK last time i checked
>>201647860>Georgraphy
>>201647870We’ve established that they’re not enjoyable for me, alone.
>Georgraphy
>>201647745Omdz, they picked her up off the floor, and sat her down on the bench to take pictures. Ukrainians are truly deranged and mentally ill, why are we sending them billions?
>>201647895well then don't do themfind things that you do enjoy and do themreckon most people worked out how to do this at about 6 months old
>>201647905>why are we sending them billions?to kill millions
>>201647903study of george
>>201647793the UK is the name of the nation-state that makes up england, wales, scotland, and northern ireland plus any other territories like jersey and whatnotbritain is the name of the island that england, wales, and scotland are on (this excludes northern ireland)the british isles are the islands of great britain and ireland plus all the other smaller islands in the areahope this helps
>>201647920when are you going to work out how to stop being such a rude little man?
>>201647948can't make hide nor hair of this post
>>201647576hit the gym
>>201647948this post is completely useless
>>201647881last time was 1921 I take it
>>201647948Why are they called the british isles of ireland is there as wellUnironically, wouldn’t something like Britire isles be more sensible?
>>201647793the United Kingdom is only England Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland, the parts of the Isles that still pledge allegiance to the crown. Great Britain doesn't include Northern Ireland, and the British Isles includes all of Ireland.
selling a cowhide
>>201647948Jersey are not part of the UK retard
>>201647948not worth the pixels it's typed on this post
>Jersey are not part of the UK retard
Each pixel costs 4chan $0.005 to host
>>201648050not wrong are they
kind of impressive that the price of videogames hasn't gone up at all in forever, which means they're cheaper than ever$100 in 2020 is $180 today
>>201648067da perfect broad
>>201647993
did everyone on /brit/ take retardification pills today or something?
>>201648075alri chaucer
I love subtly pretending to be retarded on here to annoy the insecure pseudo intellectuals lol
>>201648050hes right got that pointless crown dependency status
>>201648050????It's a British crown dependency
>>201648086umm when i bought games they were like £25-30 brand newthey're now like £60-80
>>201648086video games in australia used to cost like $110 each back in the 00s, it was beyond a joke
>>201648086money from video games is made in other ways which means the up front retail cost is now just all bonus fee
>>201648107>umm when i bought games they were like £25-30 brand newok but it's not 1980 anymore grandad
Used to buy games for £2 for my chipped PS1
>>201648103>>201648106derp
literally no games in the UK cost £80 unless you buy "special edition" stuff
>>201648050They aren't which is part of why they're traditionally a tax havenAlong with Guernsey and the Isle of Man they're the British Crown Dependencies which have their own political systems and laws but rely on the UK for affairs beyond their borders
cam on emma score some facking goals
Never bought a video game in my life.
Angelsy is not part of the UK
>>201648107>>201648132he's righti remember buying a physical pc version of dark souls 2 on release for £30
>>201648178hate her
>>201648178legs
Remember going into Gamestation after school and buying 4 preowned PS2 games for 20 quid with my pocket money Those were the days lads…
>>201648167you calling me a liar pal?
plopping out poo
>>201648226she's a disgrace
Thunderstorm warningBath and North East Somerset; Bedford; Blackburn with Darwen; Bournemouth Christchurch and Poole; Bracknell Forest; Bristol; Buckinghamshire; Cambridgeshire; Central Bedfordshire; Cheshire East; Cheshire West and Chester; Cumbria; Darlington; Derby; Derbyshire; Dorset; Durham; East Riding of Yorkshire; Gateshead; Gloucestershire; Greater London; Greater Manchester; Halton; Hampshire; Hartlepool; Herefordshire; Hertfordshire; Isle of Wight; Kingston upon Hull; Lancashire; Leicester; Leicestershire; Lincolnshire; Luton; Merseyside; Middlesbrough; Milton Keynes; Monmouthshire; Newcastle upon Tyne; Newport; North East Lincolnshire; North Lincolnshire; North Somerset; North Tyneside; North Yorkshire; Northamptonshire; Northumberland; Nottingham; Nottinghamshire; Oxfordshire; Peterborough; Portsmouth; Reading; Redcar and Cleveland; Rutland; Shropshire; Slough; Somerset; South Gloucestershire; South Tyneside; South Yorkshire; Southampton; Staffordshire; Stockton-on-Tees; Stoke-on-Trent; Sunderland; Surrey; Swindon; Telford and Wrekin; Torfaen; Warrington; Warwickshire; West Berkshire; West Midlands Conurbation; West Sussex; West Yorkshire; Wiltshire; Windsor and Maidenhead; Wokingham; Worcestershire; Wrexham; York
>>201648243Yeah I am, a dirty stinking liar
>>201648190yeah cos theres no such place as angelsy isnt it
>>201648251wtf summer brosi thought this was dark fruits weather
>>201648251shared in milton keynes xx
>>201648178I'm looking at her chest, and I can see she has a Christian cross around her neck.
>>201648167best selling game on steam right now is £70 pre-orderand that's sans any overpriced DLCs which will certainly come down the line
back in the day you used to poo in a pot and hten have to carry it out the next day
I'm going to britain
>>201648198DS2 isn't a "AAA" game, that's why it was only $60 in Australia rather than $80 or so that you might pay for, say, the new CoD
>sans any
>>201648305Please stay out.
>>201648251Wouldn't worry too much in Halton, Hampshire, Hartlepool, Herefordshire or HertfordshireHurricanes hardly ever happen in those places
>>201648292Sent that freak flying back to Wollongong
>>201648287well its not a jewish cross is it
nor a Charing Cross!
>>201648332not 80 quid though now is it?
GET IT MADE
>>201648305Shit this was supposed to be a new bait thread
lazy twats. I'm fucking leaving
>>201648393>>201648393>>201648393>>201648393>>201648393
