dyerr
Real nasty fucker me.
anyone else like chiptune music?
>>201648356it's an extra £30 quid if you want access to the stuff locked behind an arbitrary pay wall at launch
>>201648413https://youtu.be/jzkM9YWEcJ0
might treat myself to a stick (not really a stick i don't think they make sticks any more) of gum
>>201648415>it's more money if you want to buy the extraswow
Why would someone pay £80 for a triple AAA game?
>>201648413i like chips
>>201648430of course they still make sticks of gum you FOOL
foreign muck for lunch
Russian twinks munching on their superiors' cocks as the grenade drops through the chimney
>>201648432it's not really "extras" though is itit's just the game but they won't let you play some of it unless you pay extra
>BREAKING: Police in Lanarkshire are appealing for witnesses after an on-duty officer was seriously injured in an incident involving a car in Hamilton.Toby’s rampage begins
>>201648473>it's not extras, it's just additional content you can purchaseinteresting
Bit shit that as you age it rapidly becomes unacceptable to go after younger women. Not really keen on old birds desu.
Sir quiff realigner
>>201648522>oh nooo some old hags might give me a look when they see me walking with my 20-year-old gf
>>201648516i don't buy a telly but not get access to mute button unless i pay more
>>201648525fat
>>201648522Now I’m in my thirties I find women in their early 20s a bit annoying and childish in general. Not worth putting up with that just for a shag.
fit
having a p..[please pay an additional £20 to see the rest of my AAA post]
last night i was heavy on the cream soda and vodka, went to bed around 10. all of a sudden there was a heavy knocking at the door so i slung my tracksuit bottoms and a top back on and grabbed a stanley knife and went downstairs. there was nobody there at the front or back doors or in the garden or running away. i womder who it was
>>201648546Mad how the auto industry are trying to do this
>>201648546so what extra features does this 30 quid get you that are so important you'd compare them to the basic volume function on a remote?
job interview de lids
need a hobby besides gaming until my eyes bleed
Any wannabe cuckold man in?
pretty warm out
>>201648593for me, it's living vicariously through other people enjoying their hobbies
>>201648593masturbating until your eyes bleed
>>201648593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgNyPRjzmXE
Sucking an Nigerian
ahaha fuck look at his stupid face
>>201648564you wouldnt say that to your mates in person and its no less gay if you say it about some random bloke doing some grim advert
>>201648585don't know
>>201648641LOL OMDZ what a gonk
>>201648641Shh no one tell him it's of him
>>201648641Looks like a fucking idiot
*knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwll6wixdoo
conscrantinople
Too queer beer stomper
>>201648647>you wouldnt say that to your mates in personwell no probably not in general conversation reckon that would be a bit weird unless said jokingly or they were dressing up for a wedding or something and i wanted them to know they looked especially goodi don't fancy my matesi do fancy this big burly fire fighter mani hope this helps
>>201648693needs about a pint of garlic mayo
>>201648693>that’ll be £15.99 please mate
>>201648706Holy Christ that jumpscare got me good
>>201648702oh youre a woke
>>201648706
Can’t wait for the first Oasis press conferences and interviews together. Don’t give a fuck about the actual concerts desu.
>>201648702Neck yourself poofter
>>201648677
why would straight lads have a gay mate
Little tiny hairless pussies
>>201648753firefighters are fit, you won’t make me feel bad about myself. wanna meet up?
>>201648774I’ve got a gay mate, he’s sound. Genuinely find it funny hearing him talk about his sex life, also a bit of an ego boost that he thinks I’m handsome and would probably shag me if he could. Overall he’s a good lad.
>>201648797never pretend to be me againi don't "meet up" with strangers off the internet
>>201648774just not really homophobic
Need a French lass to cuddle with
>>201648797He wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, fucking godless sodomite freak
wrote this on the chalkboard in the "guess the mice" bit of the yorkshire museum
>>201648795Prefer teenage bush actuallyShaving it off indicates their innocence has already been lost
reading a 6000 character reddit blogpost about a guy's wife dying and at the end she just dieswhy the f was this on the front page wasn't there supposed to be some wholesome uplifting surprise ending
>>201648797hahahaha
>>201648835Oh dear oh dear
Scottish singer Susan Boyle performs after Pope Benedict XVI held a Celebration of Mass in Bellahouston Park, Glasgow, in Scotland (2010)
>>201648828I can speak for myself and handle talking to a poof mate
be honestwould you let a gay lad suck your nob
Bury it, I won't let you bury it
>>201648835You're not allowed to draw the mice
>>201648812Why don't you fancy your mates, too good for them are you? Can't afford to buy you little Louis Vitone handbags?
>already the 31stITS OVER
>>201648876i might be convinced to do so in an altruistic mannerlike if he just really desperately needed to suck someone off
just farted, smells like shit
lindybeige is a alt right chud
>>201648888they're my matesit'd be like fancying my sister or something i just don't see them that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2HeDHkL9kg
>>201648835what is guess the mice
>>201648835Wahey Spainpaedo left his smelly childhood bedroom!!
2024 is over, 2025 will be my year. But first.... comfy winter...
>>201648896>Ginger kidsCELTED RAW
Guys, guys, guys, listen. Would you let someone bum you for 1,000,000?
good morning my cheeky little incels
>>201648924is he?
rorke walking through a black void with neon signs
Lindybeige…. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in fucking years
oh you're a woking
>>201648946obviouslylike how little must you want money for this not to be worth iti'd let someone bum me for a fraction of that
you could bum me for 50k
>>201648924Lmao hes a pro ukraine cuck and i unsubbed 2 years ago
Battyboy general, talking about batty shit
>>201648949did i stutter?
>bulliedcrustybattylad
russia is le based because theyre christian and uphold strong traditional values like being poor and getting drunk every night
>>201648930Theres a room with a picture in where you have to guess how many mice are in the picture with a blackboard
>report to HR>they, dawdle on the issue till the moment passes>in 2 weeks the slimy fuck has covered his tracksJust this once I decided to cause a fuss and a messy confrontation like advised and this happens. I've NEVER had a positive experience with HR. Genuine kind of people who work in HR should be extraverted extential neurotics with insights on human nature. Not Mrs Karen who thinks he's got a nice smile, I'll let him off
just found my childhood youtube channel with gaming vids i uploaded 13 years ago kek crying now kek
Ok can we all stop impersonating other posters please
>>201649071why did you report them to HR?
Oxford Bender what do you do for a living now?
>>201649076no you didn't and no you aren't
>>201649071HR is run by fat women and it takes them all week to prepare for 1 10 minute zoom call
>>201649097yes i did kek
>>201649091firefighter
even the gays dont want proper gentlemen they just want big hunky muscle men with enormous cocks and no manners
Shan't decided whether I should wank to gay thoughts or straight thoughts today.
>>201649141out for lunch
>>201649141well that's an obvious lie
>>201649088A few people making personal insults in bad faith/bullying. He was the ring leader so I reported him
>proper gentlemen
>>201649175what insults?
>>201649175Were they calling you a silly sissy boy?
Battyboy general, talking about batty shit.
'g a 'g 't 'o 'n 'e 'g 's, 'e 'e 'g 'e 'e?
>>201649201us silly sissy brit boys
How did it end up like this WOOH WOOH OOH YEA YEAH YEAH YEEEAH
bullying a poo
*grabs rorke by his throat*GET THEM WANKED OFF NOW!
fuckin love japanese music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ifdjbGPb0
Two tier kier doesn't want you to take a poo in the comfort of your own home.
>>201649293all plagiarized from whites
Japanese fella sat quietly on the train with his walkman
>>201649303where would I take it? in a pushchair round the garden showing it all the flowers? mong
>>201649241disgusting
>>201649303nothing comfortable about my poos to begin with
Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
What happened to that guy who was always womfy and eating wizza & sausage rolls for brekkie?
>>201649341>one that we all must takespeak for yourselfi can't imagine myself dyingit doesn't seem a reasonable proposition
>>201649109For me it's correcting HR's research into the incidents and reading after reports where I've been miss interpretedI think maybe I don't communicate my thoughts well. I'm not a decisive by the box thinker and my kind of thinking isn't common I guessNot trying to sound arrogant just wish I could connect with people better>>201649186>>201649201They called me bulliedcrustybattylad
>>201649330gay
>>201649356Heart attack
>>201649341OrcsGet them housedGet them paidGet them halflingsGet them wanked off
>>201649356turned out rightlittle cuckold incel fellascurried back off to britfeel and i think he sucks off grindr blokes or something
>decisive by the box there's that poster again
>>201649356eating a turkey wurkey twizzly wizzy woo wah for mummys yummy dindins then i better go to bed cos its me 33rd wirthday tomozzy and mummys making me a cakey wakey
>>201649383
Sir Two sausage bum stuffer
In this precinct we do things by the box
>>201649141Right side of history btw
anyone listened to Sing to God by Cardiacs?
sick of paying to get migrants housed and wanked offdo their hands not work? and I'm sat here like a mong having to wank myself off
your life is a sham, till you can shooout outI AM WHAT IIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!
techbros on a mad one
Hardcore hardcore do you want more?
>its a 190 seething about Reform /Russia / Republicans thread>>201649473Speak of the devil
>>201649223talking about are we?
get the nft's minted
>>201649473Corr wish that punch bag was my cock n bollocks
>>201649494>replying to a ten minute old postsort yourself out
>>201649511>>201649518
titcord invasion
>>201649473would shag him rotten
>>201649511>>201649518completely desensitised to this now
>>201649511>>201649518um
poop crust arsehole lad spamming pornography now ewwwww yuck
wonder what's gonna be available>private box £30,0000>play bass, £600,000
>>201649522arguing about shagging fat abo women something something are we?
>they're talking about Israel again >QUICK POST THE INCEL TITS
I'm a nice guy, women owe me sex
>>201649564give it a fucking rest you mental sheed
where's mousey
got called a peckerwood on the bus earlier
maybeeeeeeeeei don't really wanna cooockup in my bumhooooooolei just wanna shite
>>201649620foul hog
Corr...
>>201649651amy winehouse looks like THAT?!
>>201649651what's that sausage doing there by her legs?
>>201649651um
pint of brine down the gullet
>>201649643Imagine how much they're going to sag in a couple of years>>201649651Too big and hard
>a mere mention of dead Palestine children >OPEN THE TRANNY WEBM FLOODGATES
i've been mewing for 6 years and i look a fair bit handsomer
Thank you Black Keys for reuniting me with the ol 'tar.
>>201649651cockmogs me
what did he mean by this?
whoa is that a chick with a dick? how shocking!
wow that girl had wonderful tits
All trannies have massive juicy peckers? I thought all the hormone blockers were supposed to shrink it
>>201649691Trannyspammer is Spainnonce, one of the most pro-Palestine people here.
>>201649691kek, it do be like that
might cook a load of sausages in the air fryer have to use them today you see
>>201649743nice punctuation and capital letters spreadsheetfreak
just saw diego set himself on fire in heathway shopping centre jd sports in solidarity with the congolese people
Contraception should be illegal
>>201649761pop em in a casserole with some beansthen you can split it up into lots of bits of tupperware and freeze it and then you can enjoy your sausages over many days
>>201649651*stuffs arsenal's 3rd kit down his throat*
>>201649740When I was on oestrogen I basically couldn't get hard at all but the size didn't change. I think they take viagra for their porn unless they don't need it to do anything
>>201649740always wondered this about brazilian shemales despite being pumped with kike chemicals they all have massive meaty williams
>>201649704Retarded if you believe in that.
there's a 14 year old black fella here in ipswich who's matching usain bolt's record in 2002 (20.60s for 200m)we're absolutely going to kill it in the next olympics lads
>>201649783that's arsenal first kit
>>201649762Uh oh, you gonna have a melty now?How many iphones have you got lined up in your smelly childhood bedroom today?A lovely sunny Saturday, and here you remain doing the ssme thing you do every other day!
>>201649782your mum enjoyed my sausage over many days desu
>>201649801I know I was making a blacked joke
Has mousenonce fucked off or something?
>>201649783>>201649825Spaedo you are so fucked in the head
>>201649811i find it very weird that you're talking about someone you don't know and is anonymous to you and that also isn't melike it's very strange behaviour
Did some biology and russian studying. Having a glass of Robinson's strawberry and watermelon with a slice of lime.
someone mentioned porn is bad for you in the other thread. hes probably right
which one lads?for me it's either 220c 15 or 20 mins or 240c 10 mins
>>201649824me mum's dead
>201649845Aha, the melty, right on time!I see he thinks biology is also something weird now too. Haha tranny like biology!!
>>201649848why would you bake bread at 220c?like it won't be baked properly
>>201649845how big is your willy?
>>201649848200°C for 20 min
>>201649848three of these are edible
>>201649847I quit today.
>>201649884Don't know it causes me extreme psychological stress which is one of the reasons I get PIP.
I know you like to thank that your sh don't stank
>>201649798context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAIF0hjk8as
>>201649906you must look at it when you wash it and have a piss? do you ever play with yourself?
back from my incel walk with my incel beer wilkins is positively tingling for attention seeing the amount of teenage skin on show
>>201649925Hope he snaps all his ligaments and never walks again. Cunt
Watching the men kick the ballThe men in red are kicking it a bit better than the men in yellow rn
>>201649961uncalled for
>>201649906Nothing better to do on a nice Saturday then go through all your boring gimmicks??
>>201649972one particular red man just shagged it
>>201649972is there a bald bloke wearing black making everyone angry with his whistle
Rice is such a little faggot, hope Brighton score now
Abortions for black people
Я cвoбoднa к языкaм This means >I am gifted at languagesЯ cпoкoйнa жeнщинa This means>I am a quiet woman Пpoшлым лeтoм я изyчaлa pyccкий язык This means>Last summer I was learning the Russian language
sacked tranny doesn't clean his willy? imagine the smell
Another day in my miserable fucking blackpilled loife
>>201650023What is:>I am a mental patient who wants to rip off my cock
>>201650023EDITЯ cпocoбнa к языкaм
>>201650023>>I am a quiet woman
always some little freak in here who thinks he's the thread detective
>>201649791proof's in the pudding m80
I'm addicted to the internet and I've pissed away my youth for nothing.
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201650023>cпoкoйнAЯAt least use the correct Google translations Spaino
wonder when household robots will become available
>>201649878who the fuck are you the fucking bread police? shut up you actual nonce
>>201650084if youre so hot post your face and body and cock bet you wont
Reckon it's the jews yea
>>201650114They're called women, we've had them for centuries
Got £30k invested now lads, I’m basically the Warren Buffett of /brit/
>£358not sure it's worth it
>>201650120you ever considered there's a reason that every bread recipe ever made tells you to bake bread at a lower temperature than that?
>>201650114Wonder about the ethics if they make some kind of sentient robots and I force it to wank me off
Jay Dyer? More like Gay Lier!
*Hits pipe and looks out the window, my tie loosened, hair messy and top 4 buttons of my shirt undone*
for the shaggers, assuming the arse has been prepared properly does it feel much different to shagging a vagoo?
Had an amazing hangover wank after I woke up, wasn’t expecting it at all but it was so intense and long lasting. I just lay there in my bed afterwards luxuriating in the post orgasm glow for like 20 minutes.
>>201650110Yes I did make a mistake here.Short adjectives can only be used in constructs likeThe cat is hungry Кoшкa гoлoднa If a pronoun is used it has to be the long form.
>>201650152Shut the fuck up retard you have no idea what you’re talking about
>>201649704I have never mewed in my life (website is photofeeler)
>>201650131Jews raped my dog's arsehole until it prolapsed.
>>201650183scatwank in the mud
>>201650152who the fuck are they the fucking bread police hahaha who gives a fuck fucking bully victims
>>201650193wash your willy.
>>201650192corr love that get into some right smut that you feel should be illegal and start moaning and everything when on hangoverwanktoil
>ARSE ANAL
>>201650226I only moan when i'm being gaped by a giga log of shite caused by guinness and kebab
>arse anal
Myжчинa в плaтьe
Did Rice deserve a sending off?
>>201650226Yeah I’m always in the mood for some right grotty stuff when the hangover wank urge kicks in, was BBW face sitting today
>>201650203This town ain't what it used to be. It's gone to the wolves, I tell ya.
well said soozalbeit twitter is only my second favourite website
>>201650259>bbwmight do a big sofia rose wankeroo now
>>201650250All ugly bastards
>>201650249Umm
>>201650251He kicked the ball away during the opposition’s set piece, yes he does. Looking forward to Sharteta seething about it
Mad how the jews invented and pushed paedophilia, communism, faggotry, feminism and got away with it
ball status: being kicked (by man)
>>201650278people like this have been saying they'll leave twitter for years, they never do!
>>201650277can't tell if she's 15 or 35
>>201650277
Mostly wank to big black arses when hungover. Cherokee D'Ass had been a fixture of my hangover wanks.
>>201650291Cheers.
>>201650228>>201650247What happened? Love seeing those twats get humbled
>>201650193Would you ever like to visit Russia? What do you think of their stance on LGBT rights?
>>201650310because there's no serious alternativetwitter is a great concept but it's just being run into the ground
>>201650326I would love to go to Vladivostok.
Mumberg gave me bacon rashers instead of streaky bacon. Fuming.
>>201650321Rice got sent off for acting like a faggot and Brighton just equalised kek
>>201650326>>201650193>>201650110>>201650023SamefagSpaedo hates Russia
My teeth are rotting out my head and now I think I have crotch rot again.
>>201650359You might prefer Removaurcok
>>201650200I mean if you're naturally attractive then yeah there's no point, but you can probably make yourself slightly more palatable if you weren't blessed with good genetics
Adam Barrett the obese disabled autistic incel with dissociative identity disorder, no friends, no father, and a humiliation fetish
Washing rice
>>201650297Was just saying this down at the station
>>201650367FOY
>>201650391alright brighton
>>201650297You neglected to mention that they prolapse dog arses.
lunch time me thinks
>>201650390Is this the protagonist of your fan fiction based on /Brit/?
>/Brit/
13
i've seen it all
>>201650448Have you seen a man eat his own head?
>>201650459>>201650459>>201650459
>>201650448me too
Mumberg passive aggressively cleaning my room lads, sick of her
>>201650278
>>201650472>>201650472>>201650472
>>201650424Have you ever had a friend in your entire life?You’re almost 30 years old and you pretend to be learning Russian so you have something boring to blog about here with a tripcode. How do you see yourself making it to 40 years old without killing yourself?
