Rourkestead...
I'm... I'm from Rourkestead...

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designed a flag

>>201653302
rum little bairns

This isn’t the beach it’s a bathtub

Could so easily get on the booze

confronted my father for his disparaging remarks about the chinese (i only condone and encourage anti black and paki racism)
he laughed in my face

fat parents screaming at their fat kids on the high street

fucking hell its 3:30 and ive done absolutely fuck all

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Well? What are you waiting for?

cant even fill up a glass of water without mumberg yapping about meaningless bollocks

>>201653302
rorke and his family

Reckon I'll be the last of my friends to not be a shagger. Even the ugly mong who speaks with a made up British accent is a shagger now.

>>201653391
>come to me

this could really be interpreted a number of ways

>>201653391
>What are you waiting for?
The Ring is mine, Sam

white gay at toil seething because the new troon gets all the attention now

favourite sex position?

>>201653287
did a few wanks to her back at the start of my wanking career

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>>201653422

What is your opinion of stand up comedy? I remember someone on here saying that you have to be somewhat emotionally immature to enjoy it and I've been thinking about what he said ever since.

>>201653430
The attroontion as it were

>>201653370
What did he say?

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powerful...

>>201653451
I like Billy Connolly, that's it really.

>>201653442
standing
pressed against a shower wall
strong black man behind me while his cellmates watch

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>fake tan

>>201653451
Deeply influenced by the moronic throwaway thoughts of anonymous posters here often are you?

>>201653459
he said they look like aliens

I oppose genocide.
Do you?

>>201653466
Least shit 2020s British political cartoon

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the perfect woman

>>201653511
depends

Alright, how we all doing then?

>>201653451
Really not a fan. Would probably be fun irl after a couple drinks but listening from my smelly bedroom it's just trite nonsense. Especially hate the loud = funny and overly vulgar shit

>>201653511
Depends

>>201653509
Time to get a Chinese girlfriend to piss him off

>>201653466
imagine being a j*urnalist and you have to pretend that kamala harris is a serious candidate for the POTUS so it's less obvious when she's cheated in

>>201653524
I'm gay and just vomited in my mouth at this

>>201653442
butter churner

>>201653497
Yep. The whole point of this website is to share ideas, innit?

>>201653524
she needs to stop teasing and take a bbc

>>201653488
Mark doesn't strike me as a gardener or a mechanic the fuck was he doing with a bottle of white spirit

you aren't allowed to post the fat OF slags

how many of you are legally autistic?

>>201653524
heathermong

sharing a poo

still not really sure what salad cream is

are you supposed to just give it a cheeky squirt over salad leaves? is that it?

>>201653555
retarded schizo

>>201653585
*raises hand*

good post this

>>201653466
making fun of his assassination attempt is mental to me, do these people honestly think they'd have responded to getting shot like he did
you know someone has TDS when they can't just give him that one

>>201653585
me, I claim bennies for it

>>201653524
Yeah, i'd rate her 9/10

>>201653595
I put it on mash, peng

>>201653585
Me

mad how dumb i feel after i cum

>>201653606
they shouldn't have missed
fascists deserve the bullet. especially ones who are rapists, fraudsters, paedophiles, etc.

>>201653554
indeed

>>201653509
Yr dad is a bit stupid eh?

Hate the kind of spastics who say 'nothing is a 10/10' as if its a negative measure of how few flaws a thing has.

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>>201653514

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>>201653654

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>>201653618

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>Yr dad is a bit stupid eh?

>>201653585
I get money for having depression.

>>201653647
nah, good man
he has a lot of respect for the way they do things

>>201653682
>960x1702
>51 seconds
>3.23 MB
was never going to end well was it lad

Currently enjoying the rap stylings of British Master of Ceremonies Daniel Dumile through my new English loudspeakers

>>201653635
>especially ones who are rapists, fraudsters, paedophiles, etc.
He isn't trans tho?

*shakes head disapprovingly*
distinct lack of Aussies in this thread

Emo was best when it was early 90 aggressive, truly suicidal, skater kids in DC and the Midwest crying and screaming over distorted angsty post-hardcore
none of this black hair dye lip piercing studded belt MCR pop-rock bullshit listened by teens who self harmed as a fashion statement

>>201653696
Never said he was bad but Chinese don’t look like aliens

>>201653740
*yawns right in your face*
whoops sorry about that lad, please go on

SMELL THAT SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-tXIJxoXQ

>>201653606
do you think most people would have milked it as hard as he and his supporters did? especially claiming that god made a random crowd member die instead of trump because he's divinely ordained or something

>>201653723
kill yourself retard schizo

might pop to the shops for some naan bread and a snack for tonight

>>201653772
>especially claiming that god made a random crowd member die instead of trump because he's divinely ordained or something
literally no one said this

>>201653752
Koreans with the square bottom face and chink eyes

>>201653752
honestly mate i made all this up
i'm that bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opBFaCS_PV4

>>201653772
>do you think most people would have milked it as hard as he and his supporters did?
yes, probably

>>201653797
get me a big pack of beef hula hoops and a double decker

For me it’s iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook

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>kill yourself retard schizo

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>>201653811

how do i take pictures of my girlfriend without it seeming weird? i just want photographic memories of our time together, mostly doing mundane things.

#Oasis #Ticketmaster #Shambles

>>201653809
Haha fair enough

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>>201653855

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>>201653744

>>201653870
taking selfies of the two of you seems like the most acceptable solution

finally got to the front of the oasis queue lads. 'due to demand', tickets that cost £75 this morning are now £358 each. fucking outrageous. shan't be seeing oasis after all.

got the korean boob asmr on

>>201653897
bradders soi face

>>201653891
you're going to get bum cancer eating like this

>>201653800
https://www.npr.org/2024/07/15/nx-s1-5040606/trumps-assassination-shooting-god-religion

>>201653903
link x

Oasis is music for people who drink dark fruit because they don't like the taste of beer, despite being in the 20s.

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>>201653898

SO SALLY CAN WAIT
SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE

>>201653891
peng

>>201653891
get it in you

>npr
lol

>>201653902
u've been done

>>201653937
>they don't like the taste of beer, despite being in the 20s
I refuse to believe such people exist.

summer is over
the days of 20c+ weather are behind us
im getting depressed

>>201653937
i'm old enough to have seen them in 1998 lad, people were defo drinking lager

>>201653891
What is your height and weight?
Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain?

want to drink but I don't drink in moderation so I shouldnt

>Standing tickets for Oasis £356

fuming

pork chops, jacket potato, plum tomatoes and spinach for dindins

>>201653772
The bullet missed his head by an inch because he turned his head, he's obviously divinely ordained.

>>201653937
I know you meant "their 20s" when you said "the 20s" here but I was going to make a snide jokey remark about time travelers but then I realised technically we're in the 20s now so even that wouldn't make sense since it's 2024.

>>201654013
ah yes this is the champion of the working class is it?

>>201654009
drank wednesday - friday me
had a few cans on the wednesday and friday but had about 7 pints on thursday
liverberg is not happy

Limmy is the kind of Scot who'd still complain about the 'Inglishh' despite being the last white person in their neighbourhood.

>>201653902
can't say i'm surprised

>>201654033
fuck up

>>201653986
nah i didn't buy them, i'm not a moron

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>>201653946

>>201654013
worth every penny if I can get to hear a whiny manc twat scream over the same basic chord progressions for 2 hours

>>201654045
>despite being the last white person in their neighbourhood.
so what rorke?

options for scran:
mcdonalds
leftover pasta
fish and chips from the paki chippy (comes with proper chips)

I been a nasty boy
I been a nasty boy

>>201654033
haha, shame you couldn't make that joke, never mind

get the 'aki 'za ordered

>>201653997
Don't do heat me so had a blissful late evening walk of 2 miles. No wind and 60f

>>201653891
CORRRRRRRRRR
I love making sarnies with like 5 different types of meat
I get those assorted packs of Italian/Spanish meats from the shops and stick em all on a baguette with some cheese
peng peng peng

>>201654086
alri rocco

need a new covid to wipe out all the npc bug men who buy oasis tickets

>>201654036
heh

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tonights scran

>>201654045
Limmy is the kind of guy who says being British means watching an American show on a Japanese TV while sitting on your Swedish sofa and eating an Indian.

My penis is a shade darker than the rest of my skin

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>>201654074

>>201654086
been poo wanking again is it

>>201654085
Get the maccies in la

>>201654132
youve been wanking it too mcuh
bruises the skin like a narna

>>201653891
scooby doo ass

>>201654085
BIG sandwich

>>201654156
don't think this is true
would have a black willard if it was the case

not long up
just waiting to go back to bed again

the NHS will *NOT* be getting an extra £350m per week. it was a lie to fool voters.

>>201654085
should probably scran the leftovers before getting anything fresh no?

get air pockets trapped in my foreskin recently when I wank, very painful, my dick farted when I squeezed one out

DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER

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>Two people have died after being attacked in separate incidents at Notting Hill Carnival last weekend.
>Cher Maximen, 32, was at the event last Sunday with her child when she was stabbed. She died this morning.

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>>201654205

my penis will be in a vagina this time tomorrow, just letting you lads know

>>201654190
sorry, that money had to go to Ukraine

oasis tickets should be paper only for nostalgia reasons but also so they can all becoated in that poison putin used to kill the folk in salisbury

>>201654205
Your dead family members are looking down on you type shite like this.

once watched a video of a post-op trannard rubbing their neovagina and they came out of it.
that image is burned in my brain

>>201654226
get in lad
get the pig shagged
get the small penis in the vagina

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>>201654199

>>201654226
What race is the vagina?

>>201654266
It's okay, our dead family members have become enlightened and look down at us with sympathy and understanding. When I wank my arse with a dido my grandad just chuckles and shakes his head.

>>201654179
troon in the womens bathroom

get them all wanked off

sucking a chigger

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just found a seed in the weed...

High time the Notting Hill carnival was cancelled. Nothing but trouble every year.

>>201654218
Mostly peaceful innit

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>Cher Maximen

>>201654312
the migrants?

one oasis ticket or two hours with an extremely fit prostitute
hmmmmmmmm i wonder LOL

wank every last one of them

>>201654346
high time it was replaced by the BDSM piss fetish festival from san francisco . how can we call ourselves progressives

>>201654306
I've always wondered this. What if you're a proper degenerate and you manage to squeeze your way into heaven by repenting at the end of your life? Will your dead family members want to hang about with you knowing all the filthy stuff you've been up to?

what are some good places to go for a drive in your car?

I will be alone obviously

>>201654315
good lad
east asian migrants are still migrants and need to get sucked just as much

>>201654408
huddersfield

How do I get an Asian gf lads?

>>201654374
what if i buy a ticket and rape noel and liam for a good 2 hours

Been sat in the Oasis queue since 9am only for Ticketmaster to boot me off, fucking raging

Noel is the pro russia right. Reccon he fit in here

>>201654408
just find some villages near you and drive between them
usually really nice twisty 60mph roads
of course, that's unless you get stuck behind slow moving migrant lorries or caravans

>>201654469
Or mikey

>>201654408
the road is a good place for it

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irish school text book, o'rourke screaming in his prison cell over this one

business idea: gofundmigrants
like gofundme but all the money goes to migrants

>>201654408
the canal

evil meltdown in /cum/

>>201654443
There's fuck all left now anyway. I got to the front of the queue and got offered the £355 standing tickets so fucked it all off. They can cram their tickets up their shitpipe.

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>>201654519

>>201654443
me? got through finally at like 2pm but didn't want to pay 350 quid per ticket so fucked it off
now? wondering if i should have bought 4 and resold them for a tidy profit
but? idk

anybody going to the irish diaspora convention?

>>201654302
paki

That's this transfer window put my club's squad up to half black again after we were gradually weeding out all the black players.

I SAID MAYBE
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME

>>201654537
based

i said maybe
rorke's gonna be the one that saves me

>>201654584
ILL SCRAN THEM ALL
GREGGS SAUSAGE ROLLS

>irish diaspora convention

Potato-potato

yer da been kicked out of Claire's Accessories asking for a prince albert

slept funny and now i can't get an erection

>>201654632
Oh the nerve

>>201654555
How have you managed that?

help me lads, accepting these:
blowies, money, scran, houses, clothes, free hotel stays by the coast

Got my Oasis tickets

Which Oasis albums should I listen to?

doing a BSP (Big Sludgy Poo)

>>201654699
irish blood, english heart

woke up absolutely pissing myself laughing. must've slept funny

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Rorke's whip

>>201654679
feel free to make use of my blonde wife

>>201654537
irish people being irish in ireland is LE BAD

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leftypol's whip

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Tried to set the famous train spotting quote about Scotland and England to music in udio but it gave a copyright error

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watch this and tell me AI isn't demonic

>>201654699
The Best of Oasis

curtis butchers all the way

got a willy up my bum right now. literally i am sitting on my bf's cock while at my computer posting right now

BLACKED epidemic

>>201654675
she's my gf

>>201654803
Imagine him getting T-boned by a truck and his skull getting turned into nothing but blood and pulp.

get me fed
get me housed
get me wanked off
get me paid
get a free shag of your blonde wife

>>201654842
its just a computer program

>>201654863
this
it's called progress rorke, problem?

>>201654842
its only demonic because we are.

all technology is born of violence from the moment where the first ape picked up the first rock

>>201654856
Why are you calling her a paki then?

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>>201654842
this looks fine

If you buy tickets for Oasis you are mentally disabled

>>201654893
Yeah, and the Nazis were 'just' a political party!

>>201654842
Didn't think 4chan be the place i see new ai graphics for the first time. Reminded me of igorrrrrr

https://youtu.be/Osqf4oIK0E8?si=crdV0X9diqqHCb1m

>>201654928
don't look spack in anger

>>201654922
its whats she is, doesnt mean i dont love her

>>201654922
Because she's a paki m8.

>>201654842
kind of enjoyed the spinning toastool with the huge cock

>>201654959
dont look back in spacker

catberg screaming his head off

>>201654928
for £350 i agree so i didn't when i got through but now i reckon i should have to resell

don't spack spack in spacker

stone roses fools gold is a banger

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>>201655006

>>201654854
bit gay this

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BREAKING NEWS LADS

mental how 30 years ago being able to type was a marketable skill that could get you a decent job

don't know if i'd spend 350 squid on oasis tickets
might have spent 150 squid like they said
but didn't want up til just now
don't know if i'm bovvered innit looks like it was a well gay experience buyin em
don't know what i want to tea now
all we know is, he's called the stig!
lol

>>201654968
True but do you use that word around her?
>>201654970
True.

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>>201653682
more reasonable version of this webm

>>201655108
derpy caberge :L

>>201653682
>>201655124
who the FUCK is that? How can you have tits that big?

>>201655124
corr spaff

'ad pork with egg fried rice

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>>201655109
RIP nigga

CHIPS FOR TEA

>>201655154
surgeon

have a strong need to brownnose
need my nose up some cute girls bum right this minute

>>201655124
She would be fitter if she was Chinese. Actual mental how much Asian women fog white women.

seen a lot of invaders at the shopping centre today
a fat one walked in to me and gave me the third world zombie stare

>>201655186
They look real desu unless I'm fooled

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so you like big chebs do you?

>>201655109
WHO FUCKING TONIGHT
WHO FUCKING TONIGHT
WHO FUCKING TONIGHT

mousey meltdown in /cum/

>>201655243
Why don't women like this exist irl? I never see any women with big tits, they're all B cup max.

The muscles on my arms have grown in size and they're rock hard. Can't figure out why

kind of think I might want to have sex with a female in their vagina

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>>201654842
This is the real reason she hasn't been seen in months.

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spot the problem

okay... so you have a car??

...
...

...

....
............

that son't impress me muhc............

>>201655292
You only want that because you've seen porn

>>201655218
kick the anglo saxon invaders out
england for the not-english

>>201655275
the only person with big tits I know is my mum

>>201655322
absolute zero is like -270 odd

>>201655124
you think she has big breasts but its just because she's really tiny

>>201655322
planet colder than absolute zero

>>201655324
it's a kei car xx

>>201655308
Didn't the royal family do something similar

>>201655322
you're watching star trek

>>201655381
shut up you stupid gook
ching dong wang pong
fucking KILL YOURSELF slitty eyed freak

>>201655371
>>201655376
good boys xx
>>201655409
bad boy

>>201655381
i'll key ur car

Too sad about Fatman Scoop's passing to post properly

>>201655435
yh...

>>201655292
get on adultwork and make it happen

Pouring one out for the crooklyn clan 2nite

>>201655417
calm down lad, save some of that piss and vinegar for the migrant wanking

>watching science fiction
>UMMMM WHY IS THERE FICTIONAL SCIENCE IN THIS!!!!

>>201655445
what the fuck? fucking hell
was just listening to right here right now earlier on as well
wow

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>>201654893
its like those shit megami tensei games lad

>>201655260
Hope he sperg lock so hard on that general that he forgets brit for a month

>>201655445
he was a real nigga

fatman scoop took the vax

more like fatman poop lol

>>201655469
he is a real nigga

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gone but NEVER forgotten
a true legend
RIP

>>201654842
fucking hell toad going absolutely doolally

>>201655555

cum up my bum chilli on my willy raspberry ripple on my nipples

>listening to science fiction
>TOOT TOOT TO TO TOOT TOOT

>>201655555
fuck me

>>201655555
wow ur so funny ruining it with your script

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>>201655555

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Anon come downstairs
Your Chinese has arrived

>>201655555
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

wish i was attracted to men so i could become bf of one of you . would make life so much easier

>>201655555
impressive, very nice

>>201655617
Top selection
Would nosh all of that

>>201655617
99 would scran this like a feral ching chong

Do you lads really spaff in a girl and then still love her?
Whenever I wank over anything I become repulsed by it and cannot touch it for a few days at least
I imagine spaffing in a girl is a similar experience.

>>201655617
fuck me not that this in years if only i werent such a niggardly penny pincher
>>201655634
yeah? would you be my bf? whos the /brit/ lad youd like to be attracted to most if not me?

>>201655655
well ofc you would. you areone

>>201655661
nah, the cuddling afterwards is very important

>>201655689
im not areone

>>201655732
>>201655732
>>201655732

>>201655683
virgin coffee drinker in glasgow

>>201655721
Nah fuck that I'm out the door asap
They're more likely to want more then

someone make an actual new

>>201655796
The proverbial shoot and scoot as it were

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>>201655555